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« on: December 17, 2006, 07:41:25 PM »
I'm going to stick most of my one-shots and shorter-than-three-chapter short stories here. And maybe some drawings or graphics on occasion :]

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The content will be updated frequently, so check this page if you feel lazy to click on that "last page" button XD


Table of Contents:

Story title - type - Focus - Page it's on.

Twelve days of H!P - Parody fic - Everyone - 1
From Aya, with Love - comic - You'll see - 1
Avatar set - graphics - random - 1
Opposites Attract - fanfic - Miki x Rika - 2
Merry Christmas! - drawing - Morning Musume (Including Aika) - 2
I dream of Swastikas and Miki? - drawing - Miki Fujimoto - 3
Yay stupidity XD - drawing - You'll see - 3
Request - drawing - You'll see - 3
Signature set - graphics - various - 4
Chibi-Ai meeting - Comic - Ai, Risa, Miki - 4
Avatar set - graphics - random - 4
Attack of the Fujimoto - Comic - Miki and Ai - 4
Happy 600th post? - drawing - Miki and Yuuyami - 5
The new Leader and Sub-leader - fanfic - Miki x Ai - 5
Jam brings People Closer Together - fanfic - Maki x Reina - 5
Happy 700th post? - drawing - Megumi and Yuuyami - 6
An Eccentric Apology? - fanfic - Miyabi x Risako - 6
Happy 800th post? - drawing - GAM and Yuuyami - 6
Happy 900th post? - drawing - Yuuyami and Miyabi mentioned - 6
Eccentric Theivery - fanfic - Past and Present Morning Musume members - 6
My Band - songfic - Berryz - 6
My Crimson Angel - fanfic - Ai x Yossie - 7
J-Just shut up... - drawing - Maki x Reina - 7
Happy 1,000t post :] - drawing - Morning Musume - 7
It's been so long... - fanfic - Ai x Risa - 7
Iku yo! - drawing - Miki Fujimoto - 7
Avatar Set - graphics - random - 7
How to draw Aya Matsuura - drawing - Aya Matsuura - 8
Colorful Miki - drawing - Miki Fujimoto - 8
Small Avatar Set - graphics - random - 9
4-Koma Set - 4koma - Miki, Reina, Ai, Koharu - 9
More 4-Koma - 4koma - random - 9
Even moar 4-koma - 4koma - random - 9
OMG 4KOMAAAAA~ - 4koma - random - 10
Guess what? More 4koma - 4koma - Sayumi, Aichan, Aika - 11
Avatar set - graphics - C-ute + Aichan + more - 11
I'm so in Love, Dammit - fanfic - Reina x Ai - 11
4Koma Batch - 4koma - random - 12
Tanakamei fanart - drawing - Eri Kamei x Reina Tanaka - 13
Perfection and the Untidy - fanfic - Eri Kamei x Ai Takahashi - 13
Gaki-san's Fanfiction 4koma - 4koma - Takagaki - 13
Love Potion Number One - fanfic - Aichan x Current Morning Musume - 14
Sinfully Delicious - fanfic - Eri Kamei x Ai Takahashi - 14
Dangerous Love - fanfic - Ai Takahashi x Reina Tanaka - 15
H!P Drawing Meme - meme - Ai Takahashi x Reina Tanaka - 15
Kissしたまま、さよなら - fanfic - Reina Tanaka x Ai Takahashi - 16
Leeks - fanfic - Sayumi Michishige x Eri Kamei - 16
Leeks: The Yankii Prequel - fanfic - Sayumi Michishige + Reina Tanaka - 16
Happy Belated Halloween~! - drawing - Morning Musume - 16
I'm just THAT amazing. - 4koma - Reina Tanaka x Miki Fujimoto - 17
Feral Instinct - Perv (external link) - Ai Takahashi x Reina Tanaka - 17
Sirius - 1,2 and 3 - fanfic (external link) - Wonder Girls - 18
Sirius - 4 - fanfic (external link) - Wonder Girls - 19
Spinning in Circles - fanfic - Maki Goto x Reina Tanaka - 19
Love in the Ice - fanfic - Eri Kamei x Ai Takahashi - 19
Sirius - 5 - fanfic (external link) - Wonder Girls - 20
Crack!? - fanart - Ai x ...!? - 20
The 4koma strike back - 4koma - Reinai + Maimi Yajima + Takamin - 21
You can't just...! - fanfic - Kyuukies + Juukies - 21



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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2006, 07:44:36 PM »
This is simply a parody and spoof, so I'm not writing seriously here, since it's in script format XD








Twelve days of Christmas as sung by H!P :]






On the first day of Christmas, Guess what Tsunku gave to me?
A Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Miki: o__o; What the heeeeell?

On the second day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Eri: The stairs… Won’t stop coming…
Risa: BELIEVE IN YOURSELF~! X___X

Miki: Dammit~! Someone get me off this thing~!

On the third day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Yossie: … a-flying? O-O… -gets hit in the head, butt and chest with a ball-
Mai, Rika, Ayumi: Sorry~!

Aya: I’ll rescue you my dear Tan~!
Miki: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT AX?! O____________O

On the fourth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a –hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Melon Kinenbi: -on top floor’s stairs-
Masae: Waaait… Tumbling?
Boss: Isn’t everyone supposed to have day offs on Christmas?
Megumi: Ah… Of course everyone doesn’t have to give the masses what they demand on Christmas…-shoves everyone and self down the stairs-
Melon Kinenbi: -crashes through a wall at the semi-top floor and flies off the building and lands on a hugeass pile of snow-
Ayumi: Why’d you do that?!
Megumi: Ah… We must give the masses what they demand whether it’s Christmas or not.

Aya: -hacking away at the tree with a psychopathic look- *____*
Miki: -clings to the branches tightly- IhatechristmasIhatechristmasIhatechristmasIhatechristmas…

On the fifth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Maki: -looks in closet- o_o… Where’d my bras go?
Yui: Mine are stolen too~!
Boss: Along with mine~!

-As Aya is hacking at the tree, the sheer force causes a sack filled with bras to fall out-
Miki: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT >_________>;

On the sixth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Nono: Gave Yossie a pair of rubber snakes that pop out of a present… Check. Jokingly gave Rika a wig….Check. Gave Ayaka another (hopping-related even though she’s in a skirt) dance lesson….check.
Aibon: Stole everyone’s hair dryers and made a bon fire… Check. Egged the Eggs… Check. Gave Aya an axe… Check.

Miki: YOU gave her the ax?! –still clinging on the tree for dear life-

On the seventh day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Berryz: -didn’t bother trying to say their dialogue, for they were too busy being chase by bulls that were attracted to their ‘scarlet red’ pants-

Aya: -just about a third into the tree-
Miki: -prays- Kami-sama…. Give me a miracle ;_____;

On the eighth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Sayumi: -looks in all eight mirrors- … -sighs- I’m so beautiful, It scares me…

Miki: I said Miracles, not mirrors, Kami-sama~!

On the ninth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Kei: -drunk- Mari? Is that nine of you I see?
Mari: o-o…?

Miki: Now that I think about it… Will I go to hell or heaven? O_o

On the tenth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Ten pounds worth of meat a-eating
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Nono, Maki, and Reina: -stuffing selves with the banquet.

Miki: -looks on hungrily, trying not to care about the tree being cut down.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me?
Eleven fan crowds a-chasing
Ten pounds worth of meat a-eating
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Fan mobs: There they are~! Let’s get them~! –runs after our beloved H!P members-
Everyone: O______O;
Berryz: -jumps over the fan mobs by jumping on their heads like skipping stones-
Fan mobs: Huh? –looks to where they came from-
Bulls: -runs over the fan mobs-

Miki: Maybe staying up in this tree will give me benefits after all? >>;

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, guess what Tsunku gave to me…?
Twelve beer bottles a-drinking
 Eleven fan crowds a-chasing
Ten pounds worth of meat a-eating
Nine midgets a-fuming
Eight beautiful mirrors a-gazing
Seven Berryz a-galloping
Six pranks of W a-pranking
Five push-up bras a-pushing
Four Melons a-tumbling
Three balls a-flying
Two Hakkan aliens a-hopping
And a Fujimoto Miki stuck in a pear tree~!


Yuko: -drunk and trying to grope anyone that dares to be near-

Aya: -FINALLY cuts down the tree-
Miki: -screams-
Aya: -catches Miki- Tan ~! <3
Miki: X___X;

Everyone: THANK YOU FOR A NICE YEAR~! AND MERRY CHRISTMAS~!





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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2006, 11:09:39 PM »
*hmmm, the pleasure of the first response?*

You had me cracking up! Miki scared and her questions on the after life, BRAS <3, Megumi being awesome, and the Hakkan stairs part... XD... TWIN pranks! (I love that freaking wig joke! that made me happy), Yossui getting hit by a fourth of her lovers?! <3<3<3

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2006, 11:54:55 PM »
Oh this is a great idea....Yuuyami one-shots...WOO HOO!

Now onto the christmas fic/song:

LMAAOOO!!!

That was the randomest thing I've ever read in my entire life but it was also one of the funniest.

I hope I'm not the only one who tried to sing this...cuz I feel kinda crazy for doing so ^_^;;;

Miki in the tree = XD XD XD XD

Eri, Risa, and the stairs = XD XD XD XD

Mari the fuming midget....melons rolling....Yossie get nailed with soccer balls...man there is no end to the awesomeness of this fic.

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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2006, 12:22:20 AM »
You should have put something like:

11 people getting run over

Yuko: *had too much beer* WHEEEEE~!
Kusumi and Reina: *scared as shit in back seat
H!P Kids: *flying out from the road*
If Helen Keller falls in the woods and no one is around, does she make a sound?

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« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2006, 12:34:29 AM »
Ah, I love it. ^^- They should seriously sing this song. XD I could picture all of it happening so easily, I was laughing so hard. :D
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« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2006, 12:46:18 AM »
I love you so much, Yuuyami XD
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« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2006, 01:51:10 AM »
O_________O

That was completely unexpected...so funny :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2006, 02:04:35 AM »
omb...that was funny..omb

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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2006, 02:28:38 AM »
Comic Yaaaaay :]



I know, I can't draw straight lines or panels for that matter. Oh well XD Hate my handwriting to death :<

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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2006, 02:29:07 AM »
Yuuyami, you're crazy.
But I'm one of your biggest fans.
Dose that make me crazy too?:ONkekeke:

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That comic strip is pure win. :lol:
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2006, 02:30:59 AM »
XD @ the comic
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2006, 02:35:32 AM »
XD XD That was hilarious and very well drawn...

*wishes that I'd get that for Christmas* *puts Yossie on my Christmas list*

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2006, 02:38:16 AM »
Silly Yuu, Yossui isnt supposed to be scared. She's just trying to get to the bed quicker :pimp:

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2006, 02:57:09 AM »
Very imaginative song and :lol: at the comic.

PS That looks like Michaelangelo compared to anything I could produce :P

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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2006, 03:47:51 AM »
LOL Who wouldn't want a present like that :P
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2006, 05:28:48 AM »
Because I felt like I need to share my icons. Make sure you ask before you take them~! <3





And my personal favorite:
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2006, 05:41:42 AM »
omb the icons are smexy :tfr9a7wg: :tfr9a7wg: :tfr9a7wg:

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« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2006, 06:12:24 AM »
Can I use those for my LJ, puriisu? :)
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« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2006, 08:24:24 AM »
I lmao'd, then I rofl'd, then I died from coolness overload.

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