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Offline Shoko

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« on: February 15, 2007, 10:32:52 PM »
I. DON'T. KNOW XD

Also these will kinda be like two characters per chapter. First chapter is Miki and Koharu, second chapter is Reina and Eri, etc.

Oh and I used the actual Google.jp results of the searches 8D

Chapter One

"Uwa~" Koharu whined. She'd been trying to figure out how to use the computer for a whole lot of hours. The only thing she'd manage to do was log on.

"Miracle-chan? What's the matter?" Miki asked, walking over to her.
"I've been trying to work this computer!" Koharu said, sniffing.
"Oh?" Miki raised an eyebrow. "What do you want to do?"
"I want to go on the internet!" said Koharu happily.
"I dunno.." said Miki, shifty-eyed. "You find a lot of bad people on the internet."
"But I just want to see what happens when I look up myself!"
"Okay, fine," said Miki, even though she didn't want to see naked pictures of anyone, let alone Koharu.
"So, what do I do?" asked Koharu.
"See that icon there?" Miki pointed to the Internet Explorer icon on the desktop. "Click on it."
"Like.. this?" Koharu dragged the mouse and clicked on the icon. "Miki-san! What's happening!?" she exclaimed, as the browser window appeared.
"Don't worry, it's only starting it up!" Miki said calmly, as the page loaded and Google appeared.
"What do I do now?" said Koharu nervously.
"You type in whatever you want to search into that box and click 'enter'." Miki shoved Koharu out of the way. "Here, I'll do it."
"I want to look up me!" said Koharu excitedly.
Miki clicked on the box and typed in 久住小春. She then hit 'enter'.
"What does it say?" Koharu seemed beside herself.

Your search for Kusumi Koharu returned 661,000 results. Showing results 1 - 10

"Oh shit," Miki thought to herself.
"Wooow! So many people know about me!" Koharu beamed.
"Uh, Miracle-chan, now that we're done, can I go home now?" asked Miki hopefully.
"No, no!" said Koharu. "We need to look up you first!"
"Oh shit," thought Miki again.
Koharu clicked on the box and typed in 藤本美貴. She then hit enter.
Miki couldn't bring herself to watch. If only there was something she could band ger head on..

"Miki-san! Miki-san!" called Koharu. "Look!"
Reluctently, Miki turned around.
"Oh shit," she found herself saying.

Your search for Fujimoto Miki returned 945,000 results. Showing results 1 - 10

"Wha!? Miki-san, you're more popular than me!" said Koharu.
"Be thankful, Miracle-chan." said Miki, not looking at Koharu.
"Why?"
"Because."
"I wanna look up Sayu!" Koharu hurredly clicked on the box and typed in 道重さゆみ before hitting enter.

Your search for Michishige Sayumi returned 537,000 results. Showing results 1 - 10

"Eh-----!?" Koharu exclaimed. "Sayu's not as popular as me!"
"Poor Sayumi-chan." Miki shook her head.
"Miki-san, what's 'hentai'?"
Miki groaned. "You don't want to know."
"But I do~!"
"I'm going home." said Miki, who had quite frankly had enough of this.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2007, 10:35:07 PM by Shoko »
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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 10:49:54 PM »
LOL, I hope they dont run into spam windows.

Looking foward to the others using the internet.

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« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 10:51:38 PM »
Poor Miki, dealing with such a naive girl... XD

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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 11:12:12 PM »
XDXDXD
that was fun to read!
I can so imagine Koharu pointing to the screen everytime something new pop up.. XDXD

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« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 11:13:55 PM »
Quote from: Shoko;309629

"Miki-san, what's 'hentai'?"


The best phrase for sure :ONxD:

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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 11:51:46 PM »
i think is she typed in Hentai, she will be shocked and probs mentally damaged for a long time hahah XD

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« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 01:25:47 AM »
lol I just typed in 道重さゆみ in google.jp and under the part where it gives you suggestions it says stuff like Did you mean to search for 道重さゆみ かわいい (Michishige Sayumi Kawaii) :ONxD:  Google seems to be Sayu's good friend XD  Hopefully Sayu will have a lovelier time than Koharu if she makes an apparence in your story XD

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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 02:26:02 AM »
^XD

And lol at Koharu. Everyone else stole my comments.

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 05:16:36 AM »
Oh man this was unbelievably hilarious XD XD XD
Everyone in the lab are giving me strange looks for grinning stupidly to myself after stifling a laugh. Koharu is so clueless :MKevil:
I can't wait to see what happens when the rest of the girls get online :p

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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 05:32:07 AM »
Dude, if they find JPH!P amongst their 'Net searches.......XD

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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 05:35:23 AM »
Quote from: JFC;309911
Dude, if they find JPH!P amongst their 'Net searches.......XD
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 06:48:57 AM »
"Miki-san, what's 'hentai'?"
Miki groaned. "You don't want to know."
"But I do~!"


a priceless conversation!!! :ONhiakhiakhiak:
like the fic! keep it up!

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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 07:03:14 AM »
Glad you guys liked it! I might do non-MM girls, too.

Oh  and YOU FIGURE THE LAST PART OUT XD

Chapter two

Ding dong.

Eri ran to the door and answered it. "Oh, Reina."
"Hi, Eri," said Reina, removing her coat. Eri took it and hung it on the coat rack.
"I have something to show you." said Eri coolly.
"Really? What is it?" asked Reina.
"Come." Eri lead Reina down the hallway; they decended some stairs and entered the basement.
Reina's first impression was of the year 3000. There were heaps of computers, TVs, and other electronics.
"Eri? What is this?" she asked, nervously walking in.
"Communication centre." Eri replied, almost electronicly.
Reina sat down in front of a computer. It was in a language which was familiar, but she didn't know what it was.
"English." said Eri, as though she had read Reina's mind.
"Eri! Eri! There's my name! Look!" Reina exclaimed. "But.. I can't read it." her face fell slightly.
"Tanaka Reina Alo Hello Photobook" Eri recited.
"You speak English!?" exclaimed Reina.
"I speak every language."
"E..ri?"
"Yes. My name is Eri."
"So-- so-- Is this my photobook? On an English.. site?"
"Yes."
Reina didn't know whether to feel loved or scared. She clicked on the link, which showed a number of comments.

Tanakacchi is so cute!

OMG thanks!

I'm no wota, but this is HOT!

Reina-chan's body is perfect! I'd marry her!

DUDE! She's so amazing!


"Eri? What does it say?"
"You do not want to know, Reina." said Eri.
"The-they're saying good things, right, Eri?"
"Yes."
Eri's voice was so emotionless, Reina didn't know whether she was lying or not.

"Hey, Eri... do.. do they say things about you, too?"
"Yes. I have fans. People like me. Everyone has fans."
"Even Sayu?"
"You would be surprised, Reina."
"But.. if.. if you released a photobook, would they post the same comments?"
"Probably." said Eri, absentmindedly.
There was a sound like a whistle.
"I must go." said Eri, mosting swiftly out of the room.

Reina clicked on another window.

"J?" Reina screwed up her eyes, trying to pronounce the name. "Ghey.. Peh.. Eich.. Eye.. Peh..?" she sighed, and wished Eri was here. Reina scrolled down the page. "Paabu? Asuhoru? What the hell?"

A little icon on the bottom of the screen flashed. Reina clicked on it.

"Tanaka Reina, One Thousand And Fifty Four." said a low voice.
"I'm seventeen."
"A member of Morning Musume along with Mistress and Master." the voice ignored her.
"Who?"
"Will graduate in the year 2008."
"I don't plan on graduating!"
"Will die in the year 2045."
"NO NO NO! SHUT UP!"
'Will not marry-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"-Will not marry because it is illegal for Tanaka Reina to marry her lover."
"Illegal?"
"If you want to marry, move to Canada, but you will not."
"Who are you!?" Reina demanded.
"I am.. your master."
"Master?"
"Nah just kidding!" a screen appeared.
"ERI!?"
"I dunno. You wanna move to Canada?"
"What?"
"Never mind. You didn't touch anything did you?"
"I went on- Ghey.. Ghey.. Ghey.."
"Ah. You must not, Reina."
"Oh. Okay. Eri.. what's Paabu?"
The screen turned into a picture of a hen wearing a tie.
"You're weird, Eri."
"I'm just saving you from being mentally scarred for life, is all."


Yes. I am lame XD
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 07:10:00 AM »
?.? I don't get it. I sounded out the words until my jaw hurt, but I still don't get it.

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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 07:12:48 AM »
Here's a hint: What site are you on right now?

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« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2007, 07:14:57 AM »
Oh! Man, I'm really ~~~ today.

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« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2007, 07:35:40 AM »
LOL thats funny, hope she dont findo ut what hentai is...

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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2007, 07:59:10 AM »
lol wow.. lol
such an innocent girl
always BORED!! :doh:

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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2007, 06:04:22 PM »
Quote from: Shoko;309991
I might do non-MM girls, too.

Tricky, I must say... :p But I managed to get it, once I censored my inner perv. XD  After all, why only MM if there are many others girls in H!P, right?

BTW, I didn't get the last part of the Eri-Reina interaction. :doh:
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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2007, 08:58:36 PM »
She was trying to pronounce jphip by it's letters and tried to say "perv" and "asshole" refering to everyone's favorite sections of the forum xD!

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