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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on April 08, 2005, 12:05:12 AM
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A graduate student in the mathematics department has been charged by Borough police with reckless endangerment and harassment in connection with more than 60 incidents targeting Asian women on campus. President Tilghman has barred the student from campus. (http://www.modelminority.com/printout1008.html)
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"Lohman, 28, cut and took locks of hair from about nine Asian female University students without their knowledge or consent and poured his own bodily fluids into the drinks of Asian female students more than 50 times, according to police reports."
..............ew. Guess that's Asian fetish to the max.
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Goes to show Asian girls are the SHIT!!! :jerk: :jerk: :jerk:
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Mittens? :evil:
That's fucking gross.
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I had blocked out the part about the muh-muh-muh-mittens. You just scarred me for life.
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Borough police also reported that Lohman may have squirted bodily fluids on Asian female students as they rode on University shuttle buses.
How the fuck does that happen?
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Borough police also reported that Lohman may have squirted bodily fluids on Asian female students as they rode on University shuttle buses.
How the fuck does that happen?
Get one of those little squirt bottles they sell 3/.99c, fill it up with jerk juice, and you're in business. I thought everybody knew that.
Make sure you store the bottle in the veggie crisper over the month or so that it takes to produce a bottle's full of "juice." Helpful hint, add just a dash of saliva which contains antimicrobial qualities. Cuz otherwise, after a few days, the stuff goes bad and gets fungusy, and that's really nasty. And don't put it in the freezer. Unless you've got a flash freezer like in a spermbank, putting it in the freezer will form ice crystals in your spunk, and then it's useless.
Hope that helps. I read it online somewhere. Obviously, I've never actually done anything like that. Cuz then I'd be a registered sex offender, and I'd be violating the terms of my probation by posting online to a site like this. Which is clearly not the case, so don't bother looking for my probation officer. :halo:
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I thought he pulled out his dick and started jackin off on the girl in the bus. How silly of me :lol:
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You see -- that's the kind of thing that gives perverts a bad name...
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That's nuts.
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Ahh, so that's one less JPM-XXX member, huh? :lol:
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Ahh, so that's one less JPM-XXX member, huh? :lol:
Dude, that article was about Sabian...
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xDDD
So that's where he's been these past coupla days?
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aawww the link is broken T-T and the comment Purpus posted :nervous yyyeeeaaahhhh
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http://web.archive.org/web/20050505070041/http://www.modelminority.com/printout1008.html (http://web.archive.org/web/20050505070041/http://www.modelminority.com/printout1008.html)
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aawww the link is broken
I'm not sure if you noticed, but all the threads you've been replying to are seven years old :nervous
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^ I know but I still find them interesting to read. Sorry sorry ;A: