hi...
I... kinda already post this fanfic everyday on akb48 thread for a week before I notice there's a sakamichi thread
sorry I'm not around much so I don't know
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its AKB46 da !
cast : Sakamichi AKB senbatsu members
tag : akb48 , keyakizaka46, Yuri, parody, drabbles
Plot :
One day aki-p is bored and decide to switch Keyakizaka46 and akb48 group concept
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1# The news has spreadTechi : *barging into the room* girls!! Have you heard the news-
Sugai : Techiko chuan! Where have you been?
Techi : Techiko..chuan?? huh???- more importantly what is that pink frilly stuff you wear??
Akanen : aww Techi chan our precious cute center. Its our new single uniform of course. Oh, and this is yours! *handed a prism colors mini dress*
Techi : W-what no I-
Neru : c’mon baby
Techi : N-no.. this must be a dream.. no.. this cant be- NO!!!!!!!!
---------Somewhere in akibahara ---------------
Sashi : *barging into the room* Everyone have you heard the news-
Sakura : Hara you are late
Sashi : Hara??
Sakura : Sashihara just too cute so im calling you hara from now on
Sashi: huh?? Also sakura why are u in crows blood Maki mode ??
Jurina : im gonna climb the stairs
Sashi: Jurina?? What stairs??
Jurina : *put finger on sashi lips* ssshhh… Hara, called me Center
Sashi : ???? AKI P we NEED TO TALK
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# ofcourse, the SSKManaka : just in, we gonna have a general election this Year
Techi : you kid me not
Akanen : I need 1 million.. no I need 2 million more *burn in fire*
Sugai : *looking at akanen* … if you mean money.. I.. totally can spare a bit of my pocket money for you 1 or 2 million *blush*
Manaka : Yuuka, how much is your pocket money again?
Neru : … maybe I should do more gravure near the SSK
Oda : Im done,no one gonna vote me. im graduating tomorrow, id propose yuipon and-
Techi : guys… chill (-_- “)
--------In akibahara------------
Yuihan : GUYS THERE WILL BE NO MORE SSK!!!
Yukirin : *fall on her knee* *cries* Oh god thank you, Im graduating! Im so gonna graduating tomorrow with peace!!! *on her
phone* hello! Mayu?? Lets get married
Jurina : *looks pale* eh… but…that’s kinda like… my sole life purpose. My… my whole life is a lie *depressed*
Sakura : But… But my rivalry with Jurina san?? W-we still can be rival right? I mean
itshardenoughthatsheinnagoyaandicanonlypairupwithhercozofthisrivalrythingandireallywannaseehermore
Jurina :what? You mumbling something sakura
Sakura : n-nope! *blush*
Dasu : no SSK…. So are you saying... I can finally became fat?
Yuihan : guys.. we still an idol group thou without ssk
3# the single title Sugai : our next single title is “kyun kyun cloudy gold melon”
Yone : what… is that supposed to mean?
Manaka : just don’t think too deep about it
Techi : wait… I am center for this kyun kyun melon thingy ???
Yuipon : what are you talking about, like we ever have other center
Techi : but I mean- err…cant we just give this one to Pee chan
*Everyones look at Peechan
Peechan : *talking to a plushie* aoko kun~ today you are cute too~ muach
TEchi : Right…?
Yuipon : and she supposed to be the oldest member
---------------In AKibahara ------------
Yuihan : guys, our next single title is “shut up old man”
Sakura : hm? Is that like… a sexual song aim for Masochist fans?
Yuihan : no, it’s about rebellious youth
Jurina : uh-huh okay, so where is the sexy part?
Yuihan : what sexy part?
Okada : the usual sexy part?
Yuihan : errr we once have songs like UZA and Bokutachi wa tatakai too and those are fighting songs so-
Yukirin : ooh you talk about those days when Aki-p still pour all his inspiration to us alone and not like 20 different group, aww that’s nostalgic
Yuihan : …
4# the centerSugai : as been told, Techi is this single center
Techi : cant we make it wcenter instead-
Akanen : and ofcourse, she will became the cutest center ever exist
Techi : that’s why im saying-
Imaizumi : yeah! So cute! No one ever gonna remember how Emo she is all these 7 single we have!
Techi : you guys aren’t listening aren’t you-
Neru : *put hands on Techi shoulder* You can do it! I believe In You! I love You!
Techi : HEAR ME OUT!!
Yone : huh? Is Neru just confess to Techi?
---- In akibahara ------
Yuihan : so the center for this single-
Sakura : ehh?? You just gonna announce it here??
Dasu : not like in a stage or Hs event, so fans can witness all the drama
Jurina : and vote us more hehehe- oh wait there is no more SSK … *suddenly depressed*
Sashi : we can tottaly make some money with this center announcement thou! Wait ill call some people to prepare a special stage, live show and-
Yuihan : its Jurisaku wcenter
Everyone : yuihan… listen to us
5# The uniform Risa : guys our new uniform is here finally
Techi : wait, so its not that crap- I mean cute dress before?
Neru : sorry honey we just play around with you
Techi : ahaha I almost tough-
Sugai : this is the new uniform? What a lovely dress *pull out something that looks like a marriage between frills and every neon colors ever existed*
Techi : … never mind
----- Akibahara Squad-----
Sayanee : everyone, the uniform is here
Sashi : looks… hot. Like literally itll be hot to wear it in summer
Dasu : eh?? Same design for everyone??
Okada : people will mistaken me as ikemen wearing that
Mion : yeah, coz they are not already are
Sakura : I cant show everyone my sexy legs with that
Yuihan : sakura stop. you cant cut the pants short
Yukirin : is my chest even fit in there ? *looking at her E cup bewbs*
Yuihan : Yukirin no. you cant make a hole there
Jurina : I like to show my amazing abs!
Yuihan : Jurina put that scissor away- OKAY EVERYONE STOP TRY PERSONALIZE YOU UNIFORM
6# dance practice Dance teacher (DT) : stop! stop!! you all too stiff!!
Naako : but-
Dance Teacher : I don’t wanna see ya’ll dance the same thing
Oda : but you give us the exact same choreo??
Dance Teacher : : I wanna see y’all personality while you dance, I want y’all dance differently
Risa : dance differently? I think Ive heard those words before. Long… long time ago
DT : center! This is a song about how fluffy is kyun kyun melon. Smile more!
Techi : smile? .. yeah.. I remember that word… long .. long time ago
DT : gurls…
-----------In akibahara ---------------
DT : Yukirin stop wink every two seconds!!
DT : Jurina you are burning too much. Also stop try slips a random pro wrestling references
DT : Sashi I knew You are super busy these days, but stop try make easier version of the dance !
DT : Sakura! Stop flipping your hair !! Sayanee! I know you have big boobs but-
Dance Teacher : why none of you dance like the choreo????
Everyone : because I wanna be a center of this song even thou Im not but I still need to stand out that’s why I gonna “improve” the dance with my own style
Sakura : btw Jurina san… I .. I think itll be cute to personalize the choreo further and… kiss in this part… you know just as wcenter.. j-just fans service
Jurina : eh???
Yuihan : how many times should I told you. This song is about Rebellious Youth!! NO FAN SERVICE NEEDED
7# Dance practice collaboration DT : you guys are hopeless, From now on y’all gonna practice together
Techi : Ju… Jurina san! *runs towards Jurina*
Jurina : Techi!! *open her arms wide* *capturing techi with a big hug*
Techi : I miss you! Jurina san! *a tear falls from her cheeck *
Sakura : … whats up with them
Manaka : something about mentally connected by being super young center and super fast raising idol
Dasu : enjoy yourself.. it took 8 years before SKE48 change our center from Jurina
Yuipon : you jinxed us
Manaka : ah btw hi Im manaka
Sakura : I know, im a fan! Im sakura
*sakura and Manaka talks cheerfully*
Jurina : why don’t I like this view
8# collaboration goes onAkanen : *dance* uuh.. Im bad with this cutie type dance
Okada : me too
AKanen : eh?? But you dance beautifully
Okada : yeah its all bout understanding the concept, see if you-
*akanen and okada nana talks cheerfully *
sugai : grwwwrrrrr grrrrrrwwrrrr
Neru : Y-yuuka you okay ?
Akanen : *dance* Finally I can do it, thank you Naachan senpai! Ah- I accidently call you by your lil name *blush*
Okada nana : its totally okay A-ka-nen chan~ *wink*
SUgai : grrrrrrr BARK!!! BARKK!!! BARK
Neru : Y-Yukaa??? Why are you barking??? Even thou horse is your thing
Yuipon : that’s not the problem here Neru
Meanwhile on AKB48 stand
Dasu : SOMEONE!!! BRINGs SOME WATER!!! YUIRI CHAN IS BURNT BY MYSTERIOUS FIRE
*jealousy fire*
9# resting dayYuihan : its Sunday so the DT give us a rest day
SUgai : but we are not such lazy bunch of girls aren’t we?
Yuihan : that’s why we gonna do this independent training together ! right girls!! Give me your spirit !!!!
Yukirin, sashi and Naako : *playing PSP in the corner*
Yukirin : woah keyaki gurl, you are pretty good!
Jurina : sssh, Techi is sleeping here *techi Sleeping on Jurina’s lap*
Neru : aww s-she is too cute *glup * um are u tired Jurina san? I can totally replace you *pant pant pant*
Jurina : err… Neru chan, you are drolling
Sakura : so.. can I sleep on your lap instead then
Jurina : what?
Sakura : NOPE
Rika and Yuiyui : playing with plushie on other corner
Sakura and Manaka : talks about painting their hair blue
Imaizumi and Mion : playing hide and seek
Yuihan and Sugai : Girls….
Yuihan : Sugai sama, im so sorry for all of this, even thou you have kindly let us use your house
Sugai : e-eh its okay
Yuihan : I heard the rumor, but as expected your house is really beautiful
Moriya : its not Yuuka house thou
Yuihan : eh??
Neru : her Oji sama just built this one near our dorm so she can resting here after practice
Moriya : more like, just a place she come to sit around after practice before go home
Yuihan : but… this place is way bigger than my family house- and what with all those expensive looking furniture-
Neru and Moriya : *grabbing yuihan hands* we know… we know *cries*
10# Sugai sama house- I mean resting house(?)Jurina : what is that ?
Sugai : oh that’s my helipad
Sakura : are those… life size gold horse statue?
Sugai : g-guys stop looking around its embarrassing. How about we have some snacks instead?
Yukirin : … Like Caviar kinda snacks?
SUgai : what? Of course not. Is everybody fine with some Mc D?
Sashi : you eat MC D? lol I just tought- coz you kinda like---
Sugai : like?
Sashi : n-nope, never mind! sure! Are we gonna order some?
Akanen : not really
Oda : over here guys *open some big door*
Mc D staffs: welcome~ what can we help you ?
Neru : Yuuka have her own Mc D branch in her house
Sashi : these damn filthy 1% people…
11# triggered Yuihan : *pant pant pant* finally! We nail the dance girls!
Sugai : good work everyone
Akanen : good I don’t have to drill anyone to death this time-
Sugai : huh what?
Akanen : NOPE! GOOD JOB EVERYONE
Sugai : say… its late already, why don’t we all stay over here tonight
Little does sugai sama knows, a dangerous fire have lighten up within members soul due to the invitation
#12 the stay overSugai : what a tiresome day, Im sorry you have to share room with me Akanen. Everyone says they wanna sleep in pair somehow, even thou we have so many rooms- um akanen u okay?
AKanen : huehueue nope- I mean Yess! im fine! im so fine share a room with u! hehe not nervous at all!
Sugai : akanen, you wear your sleepwear outside out
Akanen : e-eh?? Really ! haha i-ill change now
Sugai : let me help u
AKanen : E-eh??
Sugai : its okay… I.. Ive been waiting for tonight *smirk*
Akanen : ???!!!!!
Jurina : sakura are you sure you wanna share room with me
Sakura : well.. I mean.. since we are Wcenter this time… n-not that I wanna sleep with you or anything!
Jurina : well.. okay if you said so. I just… tough you hate me
Sakura : HUH ?? HOW???
Jurina : err… you never met my eyes. you always fleeting and fidgeting whenever I touch you
Sakura : …
Jurina : right… you… hate me right *sad puppy face*
Sakura …. Jurina you stupid! *pull the bed sheet over her*
Jurina : e-eh?? Sakura?? You angry??
Techi : neru..
Neru : yes techi
Techi : you are too close, this is a queen size bed
Neru : don’t mind me
Techi : also… you are drooling
Neru : seriously don’t mind me… just sleep techi. Sleep
Techi : I really want to, but what with those ropes and weird stuff you are holding
Neru : sshhhhh… sleeppp
Yukirin : *on phone* yes mayu sweetie, Sugai house is so impressive, but not as impressive as you hehe <3
Sashi : yow Yukirin cut it out already I wanna sleep
Yukirin : what mayu? Oh don’t worry it just Sashi. She is just jealous to us like always
Sashi : you know that I can totally hear you right?
Yukirin : yeah that poor girl, she win SSK three times in a row but never experience the love like we do. Yes mayu I love You- LOVE YOU
Sashi : arghhhhh SHUT UP BAKA COUPLE!
#13 morningsashi : uhh.. I cant sleep at all
Techi, akanen, Jurina : morning
Sashi : uwah what with those dark rims under your eyes?? u all cant sleep too??
Jurina : kind of *yawn*
Techi : for lots of reason *tired*
AKanen : yup! It was awesome
Sashi, Techi, Jurina : somehow I feel akanen don’t fall into a same category with us at all
14# photo shotPhotographer (PT) : for this single we want you all be to be dark! Be edge lord dark!
PT : *click click* yes Sakura! That’s right! Like that ! so dark! Your eyes..Its like a murderer eyes!
Yuihan : *sshh* no one spill anything about that one time sakura almost kill a person okay!
PT : Jurina! Sayanee! yes! Like that! Oh gosh so hot!! *PT finally realize she is actually gay*
Dasu : and there goes another victim
PT : okay everyone good job- wait.. what is this sudden dark aura
Yukirin : is it my turn yet? *suddenly it got dark outside**lighting strikes* *rain pouring hard*
Sashi : the evil Black Queen has descend
--- in Keyakizaka46 side—
PT : I want you all imagine a pyun pyun melon, and how sweet it is
Yone : that’s why ive been asking, what in the world is pyun pyun melon???
Manaka : Poor Yone.. must be hard to be smart
Techi : i-is it like this? *smile*
*the sun suddenly got brighter by 1000x times* *birds singing in the air* *every couple in love decide to get married and having 5 child* *the moon fall in love and decide to come closer to earth*
Akanen : everyone!! Quick!! Seal Techi cuteness back!! Its too dangerous the world gonna end!!!
15# Costume fittingJurina : how do I look?
Sakura : …perfect.. I mean- its okay *looks away*
Jurina : sakura, why are u taking pictures
Sakura : don’t mind me, just for my blogs! Totally not for personal use
Yukirin : how do I look?
Sashi : your boobs are too big its like itll be burst the costume
Yukirin : shut up washing board
Odaka Nana : how do I look?
Members, staffs and everyone around : *fainted* *severe nose bleeds* *donate 10000 yen to orphanage and so thankful to be alive *
---- at Keyaki place ----
Techi : NO!!!!!
Sugai : Techi you need to wear it eventually
Techi : No !! no No! BOKU WA IYADA!
Manaka : now now you shouldnt harassed our single like that Techiko
Neru : let me help you change *pant pant pant*
Techi : NO!!!!!!!
- After some “no no no” later
Sugai : now, techi .. you look really cute
Neru : y-yeah
Yone : Neru, your eyes looks dangerous
Akanen : but really Techi, you look very cute
TEchi : R-really *teary eyes*
Members, staffs and everyone on earth : *deceased due to Techi cuteness* *the world ended*
But the story goes on
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