[OFFICER'S MESS, ONBOARD MORNING MUSUME]
LT MATSUNAGA RIAI: Oei, KITAGAWA!!
LT KITAGAWA RIO [sighing]: What is it, Matsunaga?
LT MATSUNAGA: I heard you badgered our Captain about something. What is it that you really wanted to know? I'm curious.
LT KITAGAWA: Remind me not to volunteer for Close Air Support missions if your butt is on the line on enemy grounds again, Matsunaga.
LT MATSUNAGA: C'mon ORio...
LT KITAGAWA: OK fine...I just asked your Captain how is it that you guys have very small lugagges whenever you're on expeditions.
LT MATSUNAGA: Seriously?!! [laughs]...you Momusu aviators wanted to know even something as trivial as that!!...So, what did Captain Uemura tell you?
LT KITAGAWA: Throw away your bulky backpack.