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Title: The Farts
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 14, 2006, 07:24:47 PM

YANTO and I make this page.
One day YANTO, who is the illustrator of this page,
and I talked about launching a homepage.
Finally we reached a conclusion:
Cool is the homepage of introduce the sounds of farts.
Farts are an enigma.
Because farts make people laugh without any reasons.
I fart a lot everyday and
farts have been pulling my interests since I was a child.
I will tell you three secrets of living happy and healthy:

Eat a lot!
Fart a lot!
Produce a lot!

Thank you very much for inviting us. (http://www.geocities.jp/takasusyachou/fart2/index2.html)

Title: The Farts
Post by: daigong on September 14, 2006, 07:42:08 PM

Oh baby, that's a great site!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I esp. love the FART techniques!

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3. How to fart in front of someone's face.

If you have your friends smell your fart completely,
this technique is really effective.
You say to your friends like this.

(At this time you have the big box, bags or something like that
with your both hands. In short, you tell your friends you can't use
both your hands.)

You: Hey, will you pick my key out of my rear pocket?
Friend: O.K.

(Your friend will search the key in your pocket.
but no keys there. It is a lie.)

You: Hey, search harder. It must be.

(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/1512/facefartob0.gif)

I gotta try this out on Masa or Kuno_Thunder  XD

Personally, I like using FARTS to despise people! Annoying people around you? Use a SBD to remove em!

(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/6889/openenglishxe8.gif)
:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

Title: The Farts
Post by: Ayabie on September 14, 2006, 07:57:43 PM

Holy shit, that's awesome! :lol:

Title: The Farts
Post by: Tyball on September 14, 2006, 09:32:10 PM

Great site with lots of useful information lol. Thanks for sharing Foxy. XD

Title: The Farts
Post by: Demanding More Makoto on September 14, 2006, 10:16:24 PM

XD :ROTFLMAO: . That site is great. thanks for posting Foxy Brown:ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :damnfunny :ROFL

Title: The Farts
Post by: daigong on September 23, 2006, 11:47:53 PM

The most satisfying fart is the kind that vibrates your asshole...you can feel it just escape your ass at once. The kind, like after you had a bowl of beans.

Title: The Farts
Post by: albertjia on September 27, 2006, 11:01:57 AM

EWWWWWWW, disgusting

Title: The Farts
Post by: smoothee on September 27, 2006, 12:16:52 PM

this just goes to porve that the interent has everything that one could want.. or not want..

Title: Re: The Farts
Post by: Atreyuxex on July 20, 2012, 04:50:43 AM

 :shocked :rofl: Thanks for posting this. I didn't see it when I was looking through the threads LOL

Title: Re: The Farts
Post by: JFC on May 11, 2014, 12:30:45 AM

Epic fart (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYYsj6YTDwg#)

Daaaaaaamn.  :lol:

Title: Re: The Farts
Post by: JFC on June 04, 2015, 05:21:26 AM

So apparently, after undergoing a colonoscopy, you're told to fart to help your recovery go easier/faster. :)

Childish humor...STAATO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXTveNgA9yY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1CcdFb531w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YraqQabax8A

:on lol: