AKB48 and you. Put these girls in their place.

[boykun]

As seen in this: http://video.japanesejunction.com/videos/2513/ lol

Right, so what if somehow someway God knows how this happened, you're out with your nine top favorite AKB48 members, and suddenly they ask you what kind of AKBond you would have with each of them and they give you choices. Which girl would you make your:

Mom
Older sister
Younger sister
Girlfriend
Wife/Girl you would marry
Crazy ex-girlfriend
Best/Childhood friend
ONE NIGHT LOVE
Just another girl/Stranger

Let's not have nine wives or anything like that.

[tenkei]

aight, im supposed to get the ball rolling.

my top 9 (according to http://www.johpan.com/AKBRanker/):
1 Akimoto Sayaka
2 Miyazawa Sae
3 Maeda Atsuko
4 Oshima Yuko
5 Takahashi Minami
6 Sashihara Rino
7 Kashiwagi Yuki
8 Kojima Haruna
9 Shinoda Mariko

Mom: Kojima Haruna >>process of elimination, hardest choice and last girl left lol
Onee-san: Oshima Yuko >>her dont give a fuck attitude would be cool to have as an older sister. id call her aneki lol
Imouto: Kashiwagi Yuki >>reaction queen would be fun to tease and prank on. then when she came crying about someone else doing it, i'd beat the shit out of them
Girlfriend: Miyazawa Sae >>fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu sae
Wife: Akimoto Sayaka >>i could live with this forever.
Crazy Ex: Takahashi Minami >>she just seems like shed be a stalker, call you at 2am, hang around your workplace kind of ex o_o
Childhood Friend: Sashihara Rino >>cus she's so awesome and funny. gotta have that as the childhood friend man!
ONE NIGHT LOVE: Maeda Atsuko >>i would do disgusting things to acchan.
Stranger: Shinoda Mariko >>I like Mariko, but she doesn't really fit into the other categories for me :/

[Anariel]

Mom - Minami Takahashi
Older sister - Mariko Shinoda
Younger sister - Matsui Jurina
Girlfriend - Misaki Iwasa
Wife/Girl you would marry - Matsui Rena
Crazy ex-girlfriend - Rino Sashihara
Best/Childhood friend - Yagami Kumi
ONE NIGHT LOVE - Haruna Kojima
Just another girl/Stranger - Yui Yokoyama

[z3144228]

I delete momand older sister coz I'm older than AKB SKE 48 members no suit the role

Younger sister - Matsui Jurina
Girlfriend - Matsui Rena, Katayama Haruka
Wife/Girl you would marry - Katayama Haruka, Matsui Rena
Crazy ex-girlfriend - Nagakawa Haruka
Best/Childhood friend - Ishida Anna
ONE NIGHT LOVE - Kashiwagi Yuki
Just another girl/Stranger - Hirajima Natsumi, Yagami Kumi

[Anariel]

I delete mom and older sister coz I'm older than AKB SKE 48 members no suit the role

of course! just imagine this, don't matter girls' age, it's a game! 

[SomethingWild]

edit: following Ronin's lay-out for easy readability:

Mom → Maeda Atsuko: She seems caring, someone who could take care of you
Older sister → Matsui Rena: As a top favorite, you'd expect her to be the g/f of wife... but I see her more as someone you could depend on.
Younger sister → Watanabe Mayu: She's young and cute and I bet she can be annoying too
Girlfriend → Kasai Tomomi: ultra hot, girly, cutesy... perfect.
Wife/Girl you would marry → Kashiwagi Yuki: gorgeous, classy, responsible.
Crazy ex-girlfriend → Kitahara Rie: because she's hot, but has some 'black' characteristics
Best/Childhood friend → Yagami Kumi: she seems great fun to hang with
ONE NIGHT LOVE → Sato Amina: Also crazy hot, the voicem but you might get bored of that in the long run.
Just another girl/Stranger → Sashihara Rino: didn't really fit elsewhere.. maybe childhood friend.

This was surprisingly hard and weird 

[z3144228]

AKB48 version
Mom - Minami Takahashi
Older sister - Hirajima Natsumi
Younger sister - Oota Aika
Girlfriend - Watanabe Mayu
Wife/Girl you would marry - Katayama Haruka
Crazy ex-girlfriend - Nagakawa Haruka
Best/Childhood friend - Miyazaki Miho
ONE NIGHT LOVE - Kashiwagi Yuki
Just another girl/Stranger - Kikuchi Ayaka

SKE48 version
Mom - Oya Masana
Older sister - Hinata Rikako
Younger sister - Matsui Jurina
Girlfriend - Ogiso Shiori
Wife/Girl you would marry - Matsui Rena
Crazy ex-girlfriend - Yagami Kumi
Best/Childhood friend - Ishida Anna
ONE NIGHT LOVE - Suda Akari
Just another girl/Stranger - Mukaida Manatsu

[hibachifinal]

i'll go ahead an base this on my top 9 as well:

Mom → Minami Takahashi - no contest here, she seems very adept with her mother skills, and also makes fail jokes like one.

Older sister → Haruka Katayama - who doesn't want a hot older sister oozing with sex appeal?

Younger sister → Haruka Ishida - weird cute little sister, with a budding fashion sense

Girlfriend → Amina Sato - she seems comfortable to be with

Wife/Girl you would marry → Yuki Kashiwagi - ...no need to explain this one

Crazy ex-girlfriend → Rie Kitahara - she seems fitting... not the crazy part, but the ex part

Best/Childhood friend → Rino Sashihara - the little osananajimi that could

ONE NIGHT LOVE → Erena Ono - because she's cool, you spend that one awesome moment with her, then you'll never see her again, such a hipster

Just another girl/Stranger → Mika Komori - lol i dunno

[nicander]

Mom : Takahashi Minami
mature and it seems she is a caring person

Older sister : Akimoto Sayaka
i need a sister who can do sport with me

Younger sister : Nakagawa Haruka
cute

Girlfriend : Nito Moeno
she seems kind and fun to hang out with

Wife/Girl you would marry : Kashiwagi Yuki
it's my dream to marry her

Crazy ex-girlfriend : Gekikara
 

Best/Childhood friend : Sashihara Rino
she seems very fun to talking and share laughter with her

ONE NIGHT LOVE : Maeda Atsuko
cute and hot, but i don't wanna spend more time with her

Just another girl/Stranger : Shinoda Mariko

[Masa]

Awesome thread!

Mom: Haruna Kojima, although she's not exactly the tidiest person in the world she actually seems like she'd be a caring mother.
Older sister: Sayaka Akimoto because she'd be a great role model. Sayaka's definitely a girl I would look up to.
Younger sister: Mayu Watanabe because she's young & geeky. Also I wouldn't have to worry about her dating some douchebag because she only loves 2D guys.
Girlfriend: Atsuko Maeda because who wouldn't wanna date her?
Wife/Girl you would marry: Ayaka Umeda because she's beautiful, funny and down to earth. Sounds like perfect wifey material to me.
Crazy ex-girlfriend: Minami Takahashi because I can easily picture her stalking me and sending hundreds of "PLZ DON'T LEAVE ME!  " text messages lol.
Best friend: Yuko Oshima, no doubt! It would be so frickin' awesome to hang out with her.
ONE NIGHT LOVE: Tomomi Itano because she's smokin' hot. I think we would be too different personality wise to be in a real relationship.
Just another girl/Stranger: Yuki Kashiwagi simply because there's no one else left.

[jafeijai]

My list of 9:
- Oshima Yuko
- Minegishi Minami
- Sashihara Rino
- Yonezawa Rumi
- Masuda Yuka
- Takahashi Minami
- Ono Erena
- Kitahara Rie
- Kashiwagi Yuki

* jafeijai joins the copy-ronin's-pattern bandwagon

Mom → Takahashi Minami; Shukan AKB has proven that she'd make an awesome mom.
Older sister → Oshima Yuko; She'd probably be able to teach me the life lessons only older siblings can teach you, in a laidback, fun way.
Younger sister → Ono Erena; Maybe it's just me, but Erena just seems to give off this feeling that she can stand firm on her own, but still need someone to watch out for her if times get rough; that's what oniichan is for!
Girlfriend → Kashiwagi Yuki; The most sought-out girl in the class; someone you can take pride in for being your girlfriend but JUST lacking the qualities to turn the relationship into a lifelong one.
Wife/Girl you would marry → Yonezawa Rumi; An educated beauty that is responsible and has her priorities straight. A better question is why NOT marry her? I mean, even Sasshi wants to!
Crazy ex-girlfriend → Minegishi Minami; I can just picture Miichan stalking me and trying to get back together at every moment.
Best/Childhood friend → Masuda Yuka; Me and her can chill as much as we want in a karaoke lounge
ONE NIGHT LOVE → Kitahara Rie; The pretty one that you share just a moment with..and she just disappears.
Just another girl/Stranger → Sashihara Rino; the only spot left.

[Iridal]

Nakaya Sayaka.. could good sweet and caring Mom. (Otakumom!)
Shinoda Mariko, stylish, beautyful cool bigsister.
Minegishi Minami, fun, loud and talkative little sister
Maed Atsuko as girlfriend.. she is just like someone who you fall in love at highschool and start dating he after you confessed your feelings.. and she would say that she likes you too. ;_;
Wife/Girl i could marry would be Akimoto Sayaka. Good looking, good with cooking, looks tough but most caring and sweetest person.
Crazy ex-girlfriend.. Yonezawa Rumi ? She looks little bit that she could fit to the badass role.
Best/Childhood friend could be Takahashi Minami.
ONE NIGHT LOVE Kuramochi Asuka.
Just another girl/Stranger Itano Tomomi.. I love her but she doesn't fit anywhere else.

[Amplifier]

Mom → Miyazawa Sae
Older sister → Shinoda Mariko
Younger sister → Minegishi Minami
Girlfriend → Oshima Yuko
Wife/Girl you would marry → Watanabe Mayu
Crazy ex-girlfriend → Sashihara Rino
Best/Childhood friend → Takahashi Minami
ONE NIGHT LOVE → Maeda Atsuko
Just another girl/Stranger → Takajo Aki

re-done in later post

[rtpaus3178]

top 9:
- Kojima Haruna
- Maeda Atsuko
- Takahashi Minami
- Shinoda Mariko
- Kashiwagi Yuki
- Miyazawa Sae
- Oshima Yuko
- Watanabe Mayu
- Takajyo Aki


Mom -> Maeda Atsuko - cute, nice and caring. she has all the attributes to be a mom
Older sister -> Shinoda Mariko - someone to look up to.
Younger sister -> Watanabe Mayu - the youngest, but usually young people tend to be annoying, and i probably see her that way
Girlfriend -> Kashiwagi Yuki - a cute/sweet girl who is definitely caring and someone to be with. she would be a perfect girlfriend
Wife/Girl you would marry -> Kojima Haruna - it needs no explanation
Crazy ex-girlfriend -> Takahashi Minami - that voice of her's.. ..kinda fits into the ex-girlfriend role. her looks can be a bit scary though..
Best/Childhood friend -> Oshima Yuko - she's got that goofy fun personality of hers. a person who you can easily become friends with
One Night Love -> Takajyo Aki - you can just spend that one moment with her - cute, sexy.. she's got it all.
Just another girl/stranger -> Miyazawa Sae - no reason why, just the one space thats left

[Alexander]

Mom: I don't know lol YUKIRIN?
Older sister: AKIMOTO SAYAKA  She's going to be a one hella cool older sister
Younger sister: MIYAZAKI MIHO
Girlfriend: ITANO TOMOMI 
Wife/Girl you would marry: Takahashi MinamI! I'll give her everything 
Crazy ex-girlfriend: MAEDA ATSUKO? 
Best/Childhood friend: SAE woohoo!
ONE NIGHT LOVE: KASAI TOMOMi
Just another girl/Stranger: MIICHAN?

[crono1036]

Mom Shinoda Mariko
Older Sister Takahashi Minami
Younger Sister Watanabe Mayu
Girlfriend Maeda Atsuko
Wife/Girl You Would Marry Miyazawa Sae (I'd rather she'd be my husband. Actually, we'll share the role of the wife)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Sashihara Rino
Best/Childhood Friend Kashiwagi Yuki
ONE NIGHT LOVE Akimoto Sayaka
Just Another Girl/Stranger Minegishi Minami

[khryz0421]

Mom: Itano Tomomi
Older sister: Oshima yuko
Younger sister: Watanabe Mayu
Girlfriend: Atsuko Maeda
Wife/Girl you would marry: Takahashi Minami
Crazy ex-girlfriend: Minegashi Minami
Best/Childhood friend: Kasai Tomomi
ONE NIGHT LOVE: Shinoda Mariko
Just another girl/Stranger: Akimoto Sayaka

[nano10606]

Mom: Ooshima Yuko - She takes care of EVERYONE
Older sister: Kojima Haruna - The fashionable sister I can always look up to
Younger sister: Watanabe Mayu - Universal
Girlfriend: Maeda Atsuko - The memories will be beautiful
Wife/Girl you would marry: Kashiwagi Yuki - Please be mine forever
Crazy ex-girlfriend: Takahashi Minami - She will haunt me with her 'funny' words
Best/Childhood friend: Yokoyama Yui - Props
ONE NIGHT LOVE: Itano Tomomi - That is how the night of Shibuya rolls
Just another girl/Stranger: Akimoto Sayaka - Who are you?

[hiroko_takada]

top 9
miichan
aachan
mariko
yuko
kojipa
takahashi
sashi
rena
rie

Mom → shinoda mariko : i love her
Older sister → takahashi minami: i know she'll take care of me
Younger sister → kitahara rie: she's gentle i think she will follow me  
Girlfriend → oshima yuko she's crazy, i want to be with her always 
Wife/Girl you would marry →  maeda atsuko: she'll cook for me and she's my average girl ♥
Crazy ex-girlfriend → sashihara rino- she dont give up
Best/Childhood friend →minegshi minami :i really wish to be her bestfriend
ONE NIGHT LOVE → kojima haruna: she's funny and perfect.
Just another girl/Stranger → matsui rena: i don't know her much .

[Scatterbrain]

Mom --> Shinoda Mariko All people know why
Older sister --> Oshima Yuko It would be fun, maybe haha
Younger sister --> Oota Aika Just because she transmits that feeling to me.
Girlfriend --> Matsui Rena
Wife/Girl you would marry --> Watanabe Mayu "MAYUYU, te voy a esperar hasta que tengas 18" (Mayuyu, I'll wait you till you turn 18)
Crazy ex-girlfriend --> Rie Kitahara *DIES*
Best/Childhood friend --> Matsui Jurina *DIES OF MOE-NESS*
ONE NIGHT LOVE --> Itano Tomomi All the guys know why, there's no need to explain this again.
Just another girl/Stranger --> Myao Just that.

That's all... I'm out of tune with all this, oh my.