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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #100 on: December 05, 2012, 05:15:04 PM »

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I wonder who was the dancer?
I'm tempted to name a name but I'll leave that to your imagination  :grin:

TBH I had a feeling that would be the answer

Back to the joke.... :lol: :lol:  GJ Ai-chan
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #101 on: December 06, 2012, 04:21:21 AM »
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to be frank i also quite enjoy your torture on her... please continue
Don't worry, I will  :grin:
please then  XD

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if i was aichan, i will tell her straight to spend her night in the living room on the couch for the whole month.
Whole month? That's kinda long  XD  Well, I have a solution, Risa could just crawl up on the couch  :P
XD i have a much better one here: get Gaki-san to be the one under and restricted her on the bed so that she can't fight back and let Aichan to do whatever she want to do with her as punishment  XD XD


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btw, who's that dancer?
Feel free to imagine  :P
:roll: :shocked :w00t:  :cathappy:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #102 on: December 22, 2012, 03:23:52 AM »
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 :D

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i have a much better one here: get Gaki-san to be the one under and restricted her on the bed so that she can't fight back and let Aichan to do whatever she want to do with her as punishment  XD XD
:drool:  lol





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With nothing to do, Gaki decided to play with Taka

RISA:  Ne, Aichan. Say UMOU [Feathers] ten times  :hee:
AI:mon dunno:
RISA: Play with me!  :on cny1:
AI:  Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou Umou  :mon dance:
RISA:  What’s the Japanese term for wings?   :whistle:
AI:  Umou  :mon squee:
RISA:  Hahaha!  :wahaha:   Wrong! It’s Tsubasa  :on lol:
AI:   :mon ko:
RISA:   :on gay:
AI:mon determined:  My turn. Say CHOUDO IMA   :mon innocent:
RISA:  Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima Choudo ima  :onionshower:
AI:  When will you say yes and be my girlfriend?  :mon cute:
RISA:  Choudo ima  :bingo:
AI:   :mon fyeah:
RISA:stoned:


Umou = Feathers
Tsubasa = Wing
Choudo ima = At this precise moment





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #103 on: December 22, 2012, 04:49:10 AM »
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i have a much better one here: get Gaki-san to be the one under and restricted her on the bed so that she can't fight back and let Aichan to do whatever she want to do with her as punishment  XD XD
:drool:  lol
please don't think dirty  :halo:

gaki got tricked  :mon fyeah: :mon fyeah: :mon fyeah:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #104 on: December 22, 2012, 09:31:25 AM »
Sneaky Ai! XD

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #105 on: December 22, 2012, 09:50:48 AM »
Risa :lol: Ai won the matchup
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #106 on: December 22, 2012, 11:51:13 AM »
Lol, way to go Ai! XD Sneaky but cute~


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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #107 on: December 25, 2012, 03:55:27 AM »
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please don't think dirty  :halo:
Kinda hard not to think dirty when one is under and the other is on top  :drool:  :drool:  :drool: lol


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Ne  :D


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Yes, she did. Let's see how long will that luck last  :grin:


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 :mon hi: Thanks  :D





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One smiling girl texted her girlfriend

RISA:  Honey, come to my house. No one’s home  :gmon sing:

AI:   :ding:  :luvluv1:  :luvluv2:  :wriggly:  :on bleed:  :shy2:  Okay  :on GJ:

 
Girlfriend’s half walking half running, overly excited that she’s stumbling here, stumbling there, and stumbling everywhere on the way.  :on gay:
In front of her girlfriend’s house door she squealed  :nya:  and smiled  :shy1:  before excitedly knocking on the door. Five minutes later, she was still all smiles while knocking  :hee:  But another several five minutes later she was already knocking here, knocking there and knocking everywhere  :dunno:

AI:  Tsk! No one is really home  :smoke:




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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #108 on: December 25, 2012, 04:05:41 AM »
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please don't think dirty  :halo:
Kinda hard not to think dirty when one is under and the other is on top  :drool:  :drool:  :drool: lol
:grin:

aichan got tricked  :catglare:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #109 on: December 25, 2012, 08:55:07 AM »
Risa, you evil xD I'm sure she was behind the corner laughing to Ai  :rofl:

Merry Christmas to you yoo~


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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #110 on: December 25, 2012, 09:02:11 AM »
No one was home...

Risa WTH!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #111 on: December 25, 2012, 01:29:20 PM »
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aichan got tricked  :catglare:
It's her turn this time  ;D

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Risa, you evil xD I'm sure she was behind the corner laughing to Ai  :rofl:
:grin:  Don't we all sometimes love teasing our love partners?   :halo:

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Risa WTH!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
It's Risa FTW  :grin:





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Gaki was at the store where Taka works. She was so engrossed in looking at the hung clothes that she didn't notice the drooling Taka at the side

AI:  Can I borrow a kiss?  :mon inluv:
 
RISA:  Gezz! Aichan!  :stoned:

AI:  I promise I’ll give it back  :mon dance:

RISA:  Tsk!   :grr:

AI:  Hehe  :mon heh:

RISA:  How much is this one?  :stunned:

AI:  For you, 20 kisses is enough  :mon trannie:

RISA:  Aichan!  :grr:

AI:  Okay 10, but on the lips.   :mon determined:

RISA:  Haiz!  :badluck:

AI:  What? It’s only skin touching skin  :mon innocent:

RISA:bingo:  Okay, deal. 

AI:  Really?  :mon star:

RISA:  Un. Reserve that one for me.  :hee:

AI:  Really, really, really?  :mon crazyinlove:

RISA:  Un. I’ll be back in a bit :byebye:

AI:   :mon lovelaff:

RISA:  Aichan, this is my other grandma. She’s buying that for me.  :on GJ:





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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #112 on: December 25, 2012, 03:00:46 PM »
And Risa continues being an evil person!!! XD Must be hard for Ai, for she is teased so much by her love~
But teasing your loved one is only cute~


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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #113 on: December 26, 2012, 02:49:55 AM »
i don't think aichan will mind it either  :rofl: as like she has stated it's just skin touching skin.

i think instead on lips, for grandma, is on the hand.

if on the lips, i think maybe gaki's grandma is an expert in kissing and little aichan got addicted :twisted: and next time wanna kiss and kissed by grandma instead of the bean XD
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #114 on: December 26, 2012, 05:13:26 AM »
Lmao, long suffering Risa getting ai back

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #115 on: November 16, 2013, 02:20:14 AM »
Howdy  ^-^


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LAME JOKE For 88 STATO~



Somewhere inside the MM building...

SAYU: BOO!!!  :gmon peakaboo:
AI: UWAHHH!!!  :mon wtf:
SAYU: Hehehe  :gmon sing:
AI: Sayuuuu!  :mon duh:
SAYU: Sorry  :gmon love2:
AI: You scared me.  :mon wind:
SAYU: Hehe... I was looking at you from afar and you looked so restless, why?   :gmon love:
AI: I need to get home.  :mon whimper:
SAYU: Why? What’s wrong?  :gmon butt:
AI: Nothing big  :mon butt3:
SAYU: Can I help?  :gmon blonde:
AI: Not really  :mon scratch:
SAYU: Oh... you know you can always ask, right?  :gmon blonde:
AI: I know that. And thanks. But it’s something that I have to do on my own  :mon cute:
SAYU: Okay  :gmon cny:
AI: I just need to get home and take off Gakisan’s panty  :mon innocent:
KOUHAIS: EHHH!!!?!!!  :dizzy: :sweat: :stoned: :on lol: :nya: :stunned: :on_hot: :on ksweat:
SAYU: Oi! Aichan!  :gmon bang:
AI: What? What? What happened?  :mon look:
SAYU: I honestly don’t mind you talking like that... but you know, those *points*  :gmon shy:
AI: Eh!? What did I do?  :mon huh:
SAYU: You sounded like a pervert  :gmon hot:
AI: EH!?!  :mon huh2:
SAYU: Taking off someone’s panty is kinda too much for some of those *points*   :gmon fry:
AI: When did taking off a panty become a perverted thing to do?  :mon scratch:
SAYU: Eh? Are you okay?  :gmon blonde:
AI:  Apart from being a little uncomfortable right now, yes I am.  :mon butt3:  Maybe it’s because of the lace or it’s not my size, I don’t know. It’s really itchy and I need to take this off or I’ll bleed from too much scratching.  :mon psst:
SAYU:gmon witch:
KOUHAIS:pig laugh: :pig sleep: :pig red:



I want to say sweet things but after that second to the last convo/topic we've had... can't help but think of the word pedo  :bleed eyes:
Can't believe that this is my 5th year being around on your birthday... long long  ^-^

Happy Birthday!!!  :flower:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #116 on: November 16, 2013, 02:39:42 AM »
Geez, Ai-chan so blunt XD

Poor Kouhais :lol:
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #117 on: November 16, 2013, 10:25:51 AM »
YAY AN UPDATE!!

It took me a while to get the joke (slow, I know....) but then I got it  :lol: Ai scared the crap out of the kouhais  XD

Nice update~


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