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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2005, 08:55:34 AM »
Shaq joined a task force hunting down online Sexual Predators ... look out! :shock:


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« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2006, 08:13:24 AM »
*bump* brand new!! add merging tools and all my dead Shaq threads!! We get!!

THE OFFICIAL SHAQ PIMP THREAD!

Anyone see Shaq in Scary Movie  4? (scroll down for clip)


http://www.nba.com/features/vidblog.html

Don't forget to get his new DVDs:



Shaq Like No Other
http://www.warnervideo.com/probasketballdvd/shaqnoother.html

and his reality show "Shaquille" :D
http://www.warnervideo.com/probasketballdvd/shaqtv.html

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« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2006, 01:17:01 PM »
man... Shaq can't act :P or make free throws

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« Reply #23 on: April 22, 2006, 08:32:05 AM »
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man... Shaq can't act :P or make free throws


Him and Dr. Phil were fuckin hilarious! XD

whaddya mean Shaq is a bad actor!? check his hip action in bed with a white woman:



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« Reply #24 on: April 26, 2006, 04:08:05 AM »
not that violent for a BIG man like himself  rofl

at least hes in shape now

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« Reply #25 on: June 01, 2006, 02:22:45 AM »
DID YOU SEE HIM MONDAY?? Block on Rip and then taking it straight to the hole!! I always loved his "fast walk" back. :lol:



Watch Highlights @ 0:21 http://rapidshare.de/files/21749137/up.mixmakers.net_060529_Heat_Pistons_Game4.avi.html (credit tatlus)

I'm a make Masa play this on HiP HoP Hizzy (Saturday Mornings on HiP Radio - check local listings) while Big Dai is out.

Shaquille O'Neal feat. RZA and Method Man - No Hook


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« Reply #26 on: June 01, 2006, 04:54:48 AM »
that fast break was sickkkkkkkkk

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« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2006, 05:31:09 AM »
The only thing Daigong likes about SHAQ is that ASS!

Back in Texas >_<

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« Reply #28 on: June 13, 2006, 07:12:02 AM »
I knoww!!! I saw the man crush with my own eyes!

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« Reply #29 on: June 13, 2006, 05:39:28 PM »
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The only thing Daigong likes about SHAQ is that ASS!

NO JOKE!  Daigong was fascinated with the television when he was on screen.  I quote: "Look at that ass!"

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« Reply #30 on: June 21, 2006, 08:48:46 AM »
AND Rei-chan dared me to make a Shaq ass avatar ... hmm...maybe just a banner, there's that video from the 90s where he's shaking his ass. :drool:

this is from tonite:


CAN YOU DIG IT!?

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« Reply #31 on: June 23, 2006, 06:29:01 AM »
SHAQ'S ASS!



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« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2006, 08:33:19 AM »
I need this T-shirt!



guess I have to go watch the movie now :P

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« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2006, 08:45:05 AM »
NBA Media Day pics






more pix


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« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2006, 06:06:42 AM »
man...shaq has been tanning...look at wade's tan lines

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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2006, 09:33:08 AM »
Wade's a party animal! :o

this story is FUCKIN HILARIOUS! imagine Maliciel being busted by Shaq!



In Virginia, O'Neal Gets a Taste of a Bad Stakeout
Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Shaquille O'Neal was present during a botched child pornography raid last month while working in Virginia as a reserve sheriff's deputy.

The Miami Heat center, who pursues his interest in law enforcement during the offseason, denied yesterday taking part in serving the search warrant at the wrong house Sept. 23. However, Bedford County Sheriff's Lt. Michael Harmony confirmed that O'Neal was there.   

O'Neal, in Orlando to play a preseason game last night, was asked about the raid and several times somewhat playfully responded, "It wasn't me."

The 13-time all-star has expressed an interest in becoming a Bedford deputy or sheriff somewhere else after his NBA career ends.

A.J. Nuckols , who said his family has filed formal complaints, wrote in a letter published in the Chatham Star-Tribune that the raid at his Gretna, Va., home "scared beyond description" him and his family. Nuckols also said in a telephone interview that he heard O'Neal was at his home, but didn't specifically see the 7-foot-1, 325-pounder in all the commotion.

It wasn't until later authorities realized they had been given the wrong IP address, which Internet service providers can use to identify users, leading them to the wrong physical address, Harmony said. It was the Internet company's mistake, he said.

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« Reply #36 on: December 16, 2006, 08:36:34 AM »
:lol: Shaq got called out by PETA when wanting the old leather ball back:



http://blog.peta.org/archives/2006/12/shaqs_sensitive.php

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« Reply #37 on: December 16, 2006, 09:17:42 PM »
^ And PETA wonders why no one takes them seriously. :lol:

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« Reply #38 on: December 16, 2006, 10:03:47 PM »
This thread is useless without pictures from the greatest NES game of all time: Shaq Fu


« Last Edit: December 16, 2006, 10:06:32 PM by LaJon »

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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2006, 05:31:27 PM »
lol wtf i didn't know he had a game..rofl


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