http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm22774420Naichau Kamo parody, titled "Tabechau Salmon"
Lyrics translated by moi :3
Salmon x4
It's time to cook after cleaning me
So that I could be made part of a chazuke meal
After being born only two years ago
It's all over when I get eaten
"Ah, salmon, you're all alone again"
My scales are being stripped away
As I fail at climbing the waterfalls
Is it alright if I get eaten by bears?
Ah, I know I'm delicious
But our population decreases like this
I prayed hard before
But I am separated from my descendants
Making me as bait or something
I've thought about it but it wouldn't work
When I was still in the ocean
I have overcome so many life and death situations but...
Fried salmon
Grilled salmon
Get eaten, salmon
Salmon
Salmon
SALMON
Why do you prepare me with meuniere sauce?
If you're going to do it, just fry me with salt
I tried making myself bitter
But there are those who eat me soup and all
"Well, is it alright like this, salmon?"
I make my rounds on the conveyer belt in a store
Eat me up before I get thrown away
Just take it for a 100 yen, it's ok
That fatty body of yours is a sin
Look, it's hard to release it
It's not like in wartime
Where even just eating potatoes isn't enough
Ah, I wanted to be a free salmon fish for longer
Yes, even if kept as a pet
But when dinnertime comes
As you make a sad expression
Fried salmon
Grilled salmon
Get eaten, salmon
Salmon
Salmon
SALMON
That fatty body of yours is a sin
I can't stop chewing at you
On top of that hot, steaming rice
I want to put fried salmon on it
Ah, I wanted to be a free salmon fish for longer
Yes, even if kept as a pet
But when dinnertime comes
As you pretend to be sad
Fried salmon
Grilled salmon
Get eaten, salmon
Salmon
Salmon
SALMON
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Someone sub it please