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General => Entertainment => Topic started by: daigong on May 27, 2005, 07:49:02 AM

Title: Chris Rock
Post by: daigong on May 27, 2005, 07:49:02 AM: When Dave Chappelle was talking about the HNIC, here he is:

CHRIS ROCK (http://www.chrisrock.com/)

(http://img286.echo.cx/img286/5412/chrisrock1ag.gif)

Any fans? Funniest man alive. I got most of his comedy albums and DVDs. Killed on the Oscars. Hell, I even liked his work on Osmosis Jones :D

some random video and audio later...

IMDB:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001674/

Q&A:
http://www.easternecho.com/cgi-bin/story.cgi?7260
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: kuno_thunder on May 27, 2005, 11:41:24 PM: Chris Rock fuckin' rules. He's the only post SNL guy whose movies I actually watch. I love his skit about the spinning rims - fuckin' genious shit!
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: ChrisJPN on June 03, 2005, 04:15:34 AM: Quote from: daigong

Any fans? Funniest man alive.

Absolutely, the best stand-up working today and somebody who can be compared with the likes of Pryor and Hicks. Bring The Pain is pretty much untouchable.
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: Jin on June 03, 2005, 04:52:15 AM: love chris rock. probably funniest man in my opinion.
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: daigong on June 10, 2005, 08:29:49 AM: An ignant ass bitch today reminded me of this classic clip from his ROLL WITH THE NEW album, the part in the lobby where everyone's giving Chris props for his "I HATE N******" piece where they just beat the shit outta the white guy for praising the bit :lol:

http://www.qfile.de/dl/26364/roll_with_the_new_clip.mp3.html

The best part is the Shaolin Monk movie sound bites....yeah BOY. I'm 3 generations deep in ganstadom, 3 GENERATIONS

and also, watching the MTV Movie awards makes me wish Rock was still hosting, like check out this commercial from 1999 where he, Meth and some chick do a Blair Witch sendup:

(http://img300.echo.cx/img300/1552/rockmeth021xf.jpg)

http://www.qfile.de/dl/26334/chris_rock__method_man_-_blair_witch.mpg.html
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: daigong on August 10, 2005, 07:08:40 AM: Sheet. I'm curious about his new show "Everybody Hates Chris" about his life as a 13 year old, premieres Sept 22:

http://www.upn.com/shows/everybody_hates_chris/
http://www.upn.com/video/promo_chris.shtml

Also has Terry Crews (Cheeseburger Eddy in "The Longest Yard") as his dad!! Dude can do a mean robot.
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: shadowstar on August 10, 2005, 07:50:52 AM: haha, I love Chris Rock! <3 he's not my favorite comedian or anything (Wanda Sykes takes that spot, lol) but he's one of my favorite ones.

for some reason, I always used to confuse him with Eddie Murphy :lol:
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: frutillo on February 12, 2007, 06:04:19 AM: i like him when hes onstage but not in movies.
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: desidarko on February 12, 2007, 09:46:09 PM: i liek him on stage but his tv show everybody hates chris , i dotn really liek that , the jokes in it are kinda lame , he kinda has this specific way with his jokes ,a dn after the first ep it gets booring . but his standup comedy is funny...
Title: Chris Rock
Post by: arun.yothin on February 13, 2007, 12:17:43 AM: Chris is one of my favorite comedians. His movies are alright, but I think his show is really good. It's got Terry Crews for fuck's sake.:P It's also got a lot of other good actors like Anthony Fargas, Jason Alexander, and some others. Orlando Jones is supposed to be on the ep tonight. Even Wayne Brady and Earthquake(Another one of my favorite comedians) have made appearances as family members. Terry Crews is just as funny in this show as he is in his other roles.

My favorite ep was the Halloween show when Chris dressed up as Prince and Anthony Fargas was Sweet Tooth, the candy pimp.:lol: The racist bully, Caruso, does a lot of funny shit to Chris too.
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: michael08 on June 30, 2007, 04:25:52 AM: yeah chris rock is the best comedian and he is not exaggerated when he's joking
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: daigong on September 29, 2008, 09:01:04 PM: How the fuck did I miss this?? It aired this past Saturday. O0

(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9149/rockpe2.jpg)

There's a few parts on youtube, which will probably be shut down. Here's a funny one about Obama and white women:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T90YpNyL6DU
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: tenkei on September 29, 2008, 09:38:59 PM: yeah, i told barr about it the other day, i caught it when it aired. shit was pretty funny, but not his best. second half is better than the first. still worth the watch, chris rock is epic as usual
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: arun.yothin on September 29, 2008, 10:22:27 PM: Shit was funny as hell. My favorite was about brothas and big white women. "Mo' white to love!" :lol: Jobs vs. careers was good too. Last half was definitely better.
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: Maikeru86 on September 29, 2008, 11:57:59 PM: ^ I was with him on the big white women thing til he threw Rosie O'donell in the mix. Chris is on his own with that one. Funny as hell though.
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: arun.yothin on September 30, 2008, 12:10:31 AM: ^lol yeah. Me and my brother were laughin so hard when he started talking about Rachel Ray 'cause I got a thing for her. That arm fat is callin me. :P
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: boykun on October 10, 2008, 08:37:20 PM: It airs quite a bit, and I always catch random parts of it before I go to sleep, lol. Funny shit. I watched the end of it last night.
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: cool_kickin_dude on October 15, 2008, 04:53:19 AM: watching Bigger and Blacker right now on Comedy Central..man, we need some links for some of his comedy stuff!
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: shadowstar on October 16, 2008, 08:36:23 PM: "All the good rappers are dead. Biggie's dead, 2pac's dead, Jam Master Jay's dead. Vanilla Ice, still aliiiive." :lol:
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: aznkid4 on April 15, 2012, 10:31:53 AM: Comedy Central: Chris Rock on Rap music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcqJDDhoUlc#)
Title: Re: Chris Rock
Post by: partidogg on February 01, 2013, 04:31:17 PM: I haven't seen Chris Rock in a while and then I saw him in his recent movies and I can only say, "DAYUMMMM he really got old" But he's still funny as hell!