Miki was running at full speed but the stalker was able to keep up with him. Miki already sensed that she was being followed so when she turned into a corner, she strapped the henshin collar on and transformed. When the stalker reached the corner, Kamen Rider Neko was already waiting for him, with her Shadow Edge ready.
"I don't know what you are but I feel an evil aura in you. Don't ask how I know." Miki said.
The stalker removed its coat and revealed its form. It was humanoid in shape but he was composed of a bunch of tabloids, gravure and gossip magazines.
"Eeww. You're gross. You probably came from where they dump those fuckin' gossip mags. Wait, is that Aibon on that page? And who's that guy she's with? He looks like Mario."
The abomination attacked Miki but she was able to dodge. Miki didn't waste any time and slashed it with her claws. It disintegrated and a floating orb hovered on where it was.
"So that's the Karma isn't it, Kuroneko." Miki asked her partner.
"Meow."
"Great. Now how am I supposed to contain it?"
Suddenly the chest portion of her suit opened. A mild vacuum took the Karma Orb in.
"That was easy." Miki said. "Oh yeah, he hasn't told me how to take the suit off aside from cast off. How do I take it off, Kuroneko?"
"Meow?"
"What do you mean you don't know either? You're just kidding me, aren't you?"
"Meow, meow."
"Come on, Kuroneko. I'm going to give you a big meal when we get home..."
Their conversation was rudely interrupted by a rain of iron needles. Good thing Miki was able to activate her Shadow Skill on time, avoiding it. She looked up and saw her attackers standing on the rooftop. They wore suits similar to hers.
One of them wore a dark green suit. Its texture was similar to a snake's hide, making the suit look like it was covered by scales. It even had markings and patterns similar to a snake. What made Miki wonder was why there was a pair of eyeglasses in front of the helmet's visor.
The other one wore a tan suit. Nothing weird aside from the tail, a bunch of plastic whiskers and the mouse ears on the helmet.
"Who of you two fuckers attacked me?" Miki asked.
"It was...her. It was her." the one in the snake suit said as she pointed at her companion.
"Eeehh?!! It wasn't me! You were the one who..."
"She also said that you don't have boobs."
"Eeehh?!! I didn't say that!"
"I don't have boobs?" It seemed that this was Miki's limit breaker. What she said made her furious. "Why don't you come down here you little rat and I'll let you suck on them!"
"Eeewww! That's gross. It would be like drinking from a rusty faucet or something."
"Rusty faucet eh? Fine! I'll just whoop your ass and send you back home with your tail between your legs."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah!"
"I've got a strange feeling who these two are. But I've got to be careful." she thought.
The one in the rat suit jumped down and stood face to face with her. Miki was a bit taller though.
"You really want to suck on my boobs, don't ya?" she said.
"I've got more boobs than you, you witch!" Nezumi Rider said as she threw a girly punch that Miki wasn't expecting. She got hit square on the jaw,
"Why you..."
Even with suits and weapons, they were still girls and you know what happens in girl fights right? No matter what belt they have in martial arts or how well equipped (with weapons) they are, they will just try to claw at each other and try to pull each other's hair off. But since their hair were inside the helmet, they tried to grab each other's throat. There was a lot of grappling and Miki was practically enjoying herself. She grabbed every part she could. Then she finally overpowered the other rider and mounted her.
"Who's your mom now huh, rat?" she said as she gave her a Rika bitch slap from Sukeban Deka. Miki gave her a couple of those slaps but suddenly Nezumi Rider shot her with some beams coming from her visor. Miki got off her, still shcoked. "What the fuck was that, huh?"
"It's your end." said a voice from behind. Miki turned around and saw Hebi Rider throw needles at her. Miki was able to dodge some of them but one was able to hit her leg. It didn't really hurt since her suit protected her but she didn't understand why it made her numb. She couldn't move. She couldn't even activate her powers, leaving her defenseless.
Then Nezumi Rider blasted her with her beams from behind.
"Yatta! You did it! Now 'flatchest' can't hurt me anymore!" said Nezumi Rider.
"W...what did you do to me, you slimy wretch?" Miki asked the other taller rider.
"Those needles were dipped in a special serum. It's so strong, a drop of it can immobilize an elephant." Hebi Rider said. "Hand over the Karma orb and we'll leave you alone."
"No way! I worked hard to get that!"
"Thank you for your hard work then!" Nezumi Rider said as she bowed down. Hebi Rider hit her and she fell down. "Eeehh? What was that for?"
"Nothing. I just felt like smacking you. Hehehe." answered Hebi Rider.
"When I get out here I'll..."
'You'll what? Be defeated by us again? You should give just give up and hand us the Karma Orb."
"As I said earlier, there's no fucking way I'm going to hand it over to you two just like that!"
"Eeehh? You just said 'No way! I worked hard to get that!' earlier!"
"Wiseass!"
"Very well. We gave you a choice but you didn't take our offer. We will have to eliminate you then." Hebi Rider said as she fixed her glasses. She revealed another set of needles while Nezumi Rider charged her beam.
"What the fuck? My rider career is almost as short as my solo career. Damn, why can't I get lucky for once." Miki thought.
"Bye bye!" said Nezumi Rider as she released her energy beam while Hebi Rider threw the needles.
Miki closed her eyes and just waited for them to hit her. She waited for one minute but it still didn't come. She was sure she heard the beam and the needled hit something but it wasn't her. She opened her eyes and saw another Rider in front of her. Her suit was green and the texture seemed scaly too. What was different about her was she had a shield on her right arm; A shield that looked like a shell of a turtle.
"You two should pick on your nose!" the new rider said.
"Don't you mean 'You two should pick on someone your own size'?" Miki asked.
"Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant."
"You're weird!"
"I know. But I'm a better fighter than you though..."
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