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Title: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on August 10, 2011, 11:47:49 PM
Reading up on people's favourite music here's got me thinking just what is your worst? I'll admit I was inspired to make this topic after listening to some truly shockingly awful songs lately. Plus I figure it would be fun to share, whether or not you agree or disagree and maybe open your eyes. You think your choices are bad...

I'll start off my saying that some of the worst music out there is.....pretty much the popular music industry as it stands right now. I realise that's a massive generalisation but it's true for me. I turn on Radio 1 and I hear some really unimaginative garbage that makes me want to saw my ears off. For example, failed X-Factor contestant Cher Lloyd is kick starting her music career with a song called 'Swagger Jagger'. It's fucking awful but surprise, it looks like it's going to be No.1. I weep for humanity.

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk#ws)

Or how about Duck Sauce? Perhaps the worst band name of all time coincidentally also makes some of the worst, repetitive, unimaginative songs available:

Duck Sauce - Big Bad Wolf (Annie Mac first radio play) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy3zpqbUaIs#)

Voted Worst Metal Band of 2011 by Metal Hammer, Design The Skyline only goes to prove it with their autotune/synth/death metal.......thing, they call a single.

Design The Skyline - "Surrounded by Silence" Victory Records (HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViSZI6UJEUQ#ws)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: krpsygafan on August 11, 2011, 12:30:49 AM
The worst song I have ever heard is ''Stop being a Dickhead'' by Kate Nash.
Kate Nash - Dickhead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvBCD55Zozc#)
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Post by: J-Triumf on August 11, 2011, 01:25:00 AM
^ Song's actually kinda nice, mellow and a bit funky. But that goes into my little rant here:

I'll start off my saying that some of the worst music out there is.....pretty much the popular music industry as it stands right now.
Welcome to adulthood! :lol: I swear, this is something I've always heard people say about popular music for as far back as I can remember. Even I copped that attitude for a while back in the late '90s/early '00s with all the boybands and light rock pop groups of the time (many of whom I still can't stand). Then I realized "current" stuff will always seem inferior because you're constantly being blitzed by it now while we only remember the good stuff of yesteryear due to the crap of the past either being usually forgotten quickly or not bombarding us constantly anymore. I can totally picture today's "trash" being remembered fondly ten years from now once nostalgia kicks in.

Whenever a topic like this comes up anywhere I always fear it quickly devolving into a circlejerk over whatever act or trend happens to be hot right now or whatever artist/genre/style someone just happens to really not like--I can think of several widely-hated acts that I actually consider quite decent (or at least not completely horrible) and deserving of some praise, and conversely there are certain acts that I can picture getting praise around these parts but I personally can't stand at all. But I suppose that's just the subjective nature of music.

So I'll do my part in staving that off by focusing on obvious choices such as this:
Rebecca Black - Friday (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9W533aJp4#ws)

And to balance things out, something from a long time ago:
We Built This City (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxGGckAc1rs#)
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Post by: Stryfe on August 11, 2011, 01:58:35 AM
Oh man, Design the Skyline...  :rofl:




brokeNCYDE "Freaxxx" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0#ws)

Let's get freaky now.
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Post by: Sydekyck on August 11, 2011, 02:10:50 AM
DJ Pauly D - Beat Dat Beat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRo-hzTTKUY#)

I don't know how I managed to get through the whole song without killing myself, but I did.
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Post by: muppet on August 11, 2011, 03:14:57 AM
This may not be the worst, in fact it sort of has kitsch value, but still................enjoy   Aneka - Japanese boy 1981 {With thanks to fritz5177} (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIFWXXaEEjY)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: krpsygafan on August 11, 2011, 02:11:30 PM
^ Song's actually kinda nice, mellow and a bit funky. But that goes into my little rant here:

I'll start off my saying that some of the worst music out there is.....pretty much the popular music industry as it stands right now.
Welcome to adulthood! :lol: I swear, this is something I've always heard people say about popular music for as far back as I can remember. Even I copped that attitude for a while back in the late '90s/early '00s with all the boybands and light rock pop groups of the time (many of whom I still can't stand). Then I realized "current" stuff will always seem inferior because you're constantly being blitzed by it now while we only remember the good stuff of yesteryear due to the crap of the past either being usually forgotten quickly or not bombarding us constantly anymore. I can totally picture today's "trash" being remembered fondly ten years from now once nostalgia kicks in.

Whenever a topic like this comes up anywhere I always fear it quickly devolving into a circlejerk over whatever act or trend happens to be hot right now or whatever artist/genre/style someone just happens to really not like--I can think of several widely-hated acts that I actually consider quite decent (or at least not completely horrible) and deserving of some praise, and conversely there are certain acts that I can picture getting praise around these parts but I personally can't stand at all. But I suppose that's just the subjective nature of music.

So I'll do my part in staving that off by focusing on obvious choices such as this:
Rebecca Black - Friday (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9W533aJp4#ws)

Wasn't some of that single raising money for Japan though? I remember hearing something about it.

I think to me,I've always had taste. I liked Busted when they were around,I still like Busted. I'll admit I used to love Hear'say and the Allstars who I have now downgraded to only mild like  :lol:(the Allstars were on that Starstreet thing,that programme about the weird house) but I don't think I'm going to like Leona Lewis 10 years from now. I initially hated Alexandra Burke,especially after murdering Halleujah but then she stopped being a Leona Lewis clone and actually did something. SuBo I could see she had talent,I just found it so annoying how it was like everywhere!
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on August 11, 2011, 10:59:06 PM
Wow, here I was thinking I had blocked brokenCYDE out of my memory. Truly, utterly, awful music.

Crazy Frog - Axel F (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE#ws)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: krpsygafan on August 11, 2011, 11:02:42 PM
The Crazy Frog wasn't that bad. It wasn't offensive,which is more than I can say for most things.
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: SomethingWild on August 20, 2011, 11:23:03 AM
Voted Worst Metal Band of 2011 by Metal Hammer, Design The Skyline only goes to prove it with their autotune/synth/death metal.......thing, they call a single.

WTF WAS THAT  :lol: :lol: I actually sorta liked the first minute or so... but dayum.  :lol:

Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Slack on August 20, 2011, 07:53:04 PM
Not the worst music ever, but the way he tells the story is awesome.

Day[9] Daily #205 - Trumpets! (Full story) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utaWZT5N-tQ#ws)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on August 20, 2011, 08:06:36 PM
Talk about bipolar. There's examples of songs that switch from clean to screaming vocals in an interesting way that makes the song flow together. This is not one of them.

THESE HEARTS "Apology Rejected" Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiVAkQSk3NY#ws)
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Post by: arun.yothin on August 28, 2011, 03:09:07 AM
I can't think of much worse than brokeNCYDE, but I'll try.
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4#ws)
Teen Hearts - Hands In The Air (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDLetuU3JY#ws)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on June 18, 2012, 11:02:43 PM
The worst song I have ever heard is ''Stop being a Dickhead'' by Kate Nash.
Kate Nash - Dickhead (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvBCD55Zozc#)

On that note, have you heard her newest song? Truly awful stuff. I guess musically shooting yourself in the face is one way of reinventing yourself

Kate Nash - UNDER-ESTIMATE THE GIRL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIB3YCGihp0#ws)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: yooshimen on June 18, 2012, 11:38:35 PM
Miley Cyrus
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: capsulefan on July 21, 2012, 12:43:05 AM
I'll start off my saying that some of the worst music out there is.....pretty much the popular music industry as it stands right now.

Welcome to adulthood! :lol: I swear, this is something I've always heard people say about popular music for as far back as I can remember. Even I copped that attitude for a while back in the late '90s/early '00s with all the boybands and light rock pop groups of the time (many of whom I still can't stand). Then I realized "current" stuff will always seem inferior because you're constantly being blitzed by it now while we only remember the good stuff of yesteryear due to the crap of the past either being usually forgotten quickly or not bombarding us constantly anymore. I can totally picture today's "trash" being remembered fondly ten years from now once nostalgia kicks in.

That's because all American music from about 97 forward is horrible with some exceptions.  I think that's why a lot of us listen to asian music.  In the 70s and 80s, there was actually a lot of quality music, but the music has deteriorated as has American culture in general since then.  Now is the time for Asian culture to come to the forefront in my opinion.  I tell everyone I can about Japanese music.  I think that a lot of people just don't know any better and don't have anything else to listen to other than trash like "Moves Like Jagger" or "Stronger", two of the worst songs in the history of mankind. 

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Let's not forget this piece of trash music...

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Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on July 21, 2012, 01:50:18 AM
Jordan Newt - iPhone ft. Anthony Lewis (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4frNwfhSB3w#ws)

Stardust Shelter feat. Alex Reid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmbONgz5mBs#ws)
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Post by: J-Triumf on July 21, 2012, 09:05:17 AM
That's because all American music from about 97 forward is horrible with some exceptions.  I think that's why a lot of us listen to asian music.  In the 70s and 80s, there was actually a lot of quality music, but the music has deteriorated as has American culture in general since then.  Now is the time for Asian culture to come to the forefront in my opinion.  I tell everyone I can about Japanese music.  I think that a lot of people just don't know any better and don't have anything else to listen to other than trash like "Moves Like Jagger" or "Stronger", two of the worst songs in the history of mankind. 

And this is exactly the kind of shitty attitude I was talking about regarding how ridiculous this topic is. A lot of great music I discovered over the years were actually made after '97 by American artists, including some of my favorite albums of all time (and GASP some of them are mainstream acts signed to major labels), and to simply dismiss everything so simply like this is beyond ignorant and full of hypernostalgic wankery. I can just as easily counter with the opposite argument, especially since a lot of stuff made before the '90s doesn't interest me much and Asians are just as susceptible as westerners to toss some stinkers out there (I can even argue a sense of hypocrisy considering how "American" a lot of Asian music sounds to me--similar formulas, different language).

If you honestly believe American music and culture is deteriorating, it's because your ability to pay attention has deteriorated, focusing only on what you hate (which I know is the point of this thread but come on now) or finding any excuse to blow off anything that just happened to be made/done after some random arbitrary date. The very definition of selection/confirmation bias and lazy "thinking".
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on July 21, 2012, 11:41:53 AM
You're overthinking it mate. Just post the music you don't like.

Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58#ws)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: yooshimen on July 24, 2012, 07:35:33 PM
Finnish pop singer Anna Abreu
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Post by: oaxiac on August 23, 2012, 09:50:58 AM
I actually love this, but no "Worst Music" thread is complete without The Shaggs (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggs)

THE SHAGGS - My Pal Foot Foot (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxG7HdTRaa4#)
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Post by: yooshimen on August 25, 2012, 09:37:34 PM
Madonna and Britney Spears
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Post by: daigong on August 25, 2012, 10:19:20 PM
^ WHOA HATER. example???

such as
Nickelback - Lullaby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OjiOn5s8s8#ws)
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Post by: yooshimen on August 25, 2012, 10:22:50 PM
I don't like their songs because IMO their all sounds same. You can think what ever you want
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on August 26, 2012, 12:50:55 AM
Fuck Nickelback. That's all I have to say about that.

Anyway...carrying on...

Vanilla - No Way No Way (Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m9n5Uv0bp0#)
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Post by: Forthisgift on August 26, 2012, 02:42:04 AM
Everyone I've ever tried to get into this band has HATED it. I'm confident the rest of you will agree and think this is some of the worst music out there. It's like throwing yourself down a flight of stairs for fun... on acid. Thankfully for you listeners this is a shortie.

Daughters - Fiery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWX4XSfW9h0#)
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Post by: muppet on August 26, 2012, 11:11:11 AM
The Simpsons pretty much accurately skewered the 80's Love Ballad sound as
often performed by Lionel Richie (embedding disabled by request, please click on the link to YouTube):

 The Simpsons - "Beer You, Beer me" Song {With thanks to ScaryKidsMovies} (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn6T6OzgrX4)
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Post by: Tuffty on October 18, 2012, 11:10:54 PM
I've found a new winner. The woman can barely hold a note and the actual music must be what circus sounds like when you're massively out of your head on cold, hard drugs. Awful.

Gnesa - Wilder (Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A#ws)
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Post by: Forthisgift on October 19, 2012, 02:21:28 AM
I've found a new winner. The woman can barely hold a note and the actual music must be what circus sounds like when you're massively out of your head on cold, hard drugs. Awful.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A#ws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A#ws)]Gnesa - Wilder (Music Video)

I couldn't even make it halfway through the video. It was just too much...
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Post by: oaxiac on November 12, 2012, 08:16:58 AM
enjoy...  :bleed eyes:

Vennu Mallesh - It's My Life What Ever I Wanna Do (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4#)
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Post by: Hotaru on December 22, 2012, 11:58:52 PM
suprised no one mentioned jenna rose.

my jeans:

Jenna Rose - My Jeans ft. Baby Triggy [HD] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XMy9WeI_fw#ws)

omg:

O.M.G. - Jenna Rose Official Music Video with Lyrics & Download Link! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDPxd07I778#ws)

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Post by: SomethingWild on December 24, 2012, 11:03:55 PM
Fuck Nickelback. That's all I have to say about that.

mega owage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbscYVGp7lo#)
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Post by: jokoa on June 12, 2013, 06:41:13 PM
Justin Bieber - All of it
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Post by: oaxiac on July 03, 2013, 06:08:04 PM
Will I Am fails at Badger Pep Rally (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEL93J7sQZ0#ws)
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Post by: Tuffty on July 04, 2013, 12:20:54 AM
D4NNY - Goodbye (Official Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8#ws)
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Post by: krpsygafan on July 04, 2013, 12:33:16 AM
^ He seems to be reciting a mantra more than singing. Did he even want to do it?

I like will.i.am because he's humble, although lyrically I admit he could have done better. I never outright criticise singing,although occasionally I find it ''funny''.
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Post by: GhostHunter on July 09, 2013, 07:54:41 PM
Justin Bieber - All of it
This
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Post by: Tuffty on August 15, 2013, 11:41:15 PM
It gets worse. Amazingly, it gets worse

D4NNY - Amazing Person On My Mind (Official Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk93U8_PYoE#ws)
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Post by: krpsygafan on August 16, 2013, 01:04:23 AM
^ :lol: How could he think that was alright? OMG! This cracks me up!

There are some right weirdos on the internet.
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Post by: Tuffty on December 31, 2013, 12:01:39 AM
Awful generic dance/trance/electro/house crap here.

Candice Cannes - Are You Ready? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmAplcbv48g#ws)

So gangster when you rap (like shit) in a dank kitchen :lol:

FREDO SANTANA & FAT TREL - FUKK DEEZ BITCHEz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INeHQi0mbdw#ws)
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Post by: Tuffty on February 04, 2014, 08:18:35 PM
What the..he's still going?! :lol:

D4NNY - Remember The Times... (Official Music Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UqsdBUCWuI#ws)
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Post by: TeriyakiBoi on February 24, 2014, 09:22:10 PM
It's been a few weeks since the last post, but I'm gonna post a couple "gems" here...

Final Fantasy - Real Emotion (@NylonPink Cover) - Final Fantasy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ1h11YVFQg#ws)

Madison Rising - The Star Spangled Banner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8C7i9kdEf8#ws)
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Post by: Tuffty on March 16, 2014, 11:30:36 AM
Pokemon themed house music that's auto tuned to all hell? Pretty awful.

Pika Girl - S3RL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7k3ma7YNmo#)
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Post by: Tuffty on March 21, 2014, 09:14:38 PM
Make no mistake, if there is a hell, they'll be playing this non stop (also Nickelback)

#SELFIE (Official Music Video) - The Chainsmokers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0#ws)
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Post by: Tuffty on September 28, 2014, 01:46:36 PM
Better or worse than D4NNY? That's for you to decide (That chorus makes me say worse  :bleed eyes:)

Doboy & Young Walid-no hater allowed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBf17jvIbY#)
Title: Re: The Worst Music You'll Hear
Post by: Tuffty on February 14, 2015, 01:54:52 AM
Some things just don't mix well together. Like orange juice and toothpaste or meteors and planets. In this vein, metal and dance music don't go well together at all. I mean, artists like D4NNY make music, but at least it's self publicised. You can't deny these guys can play their instruments well, but the lyrics are similarly awful and they're signed up to a record label with the assistance of a producer. No excuse.

Falling In Reverse - "Alone" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcbOfVKSMkA#ws)
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Post by: thefallenemperor on May 09, 2015, 06:53:54 PM
This is definitely worse...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
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Post by: huffhuff on August 06, 2015, 12:30:32 PM
i can't think any other song than this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF2o5RDkq9A