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AKB48 Fanfics => AKB48 Fanfics => Topic started by: epiclulz on June 18, 2012, 04:07:03 AM
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Kore wa Nezumi desu ka?(Cenezu, Atsumina, BlackGeki? ShaKuran?)[Half-crack?]ONGOING
Prolouge (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1068687#msg1068687)
Chapter 1 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1128193#msg1128193)
ONESHOTS
Kokoro (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1055796#msg1055796)(Mayuki)
A pervert's dilemma (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1056620#msg1056620)(Oshiri Sisters)[CRACK]
Akihabalove (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1061069#msg1061069)(Mayuki)
Birthday Present (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1064681#msg1064681)(Atsumina) [Half-crack?]
Sashiharassmentが始まるよ (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1067558#msg1067558)(LOLIHARASSMENT) [CRACK]
Aki-P's random short crack fic (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1088006#msg1088006)
The Perverted Center (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1107455#msg1107455)(Mayuki, Kojiyuu, wMatsui) [CRACK]
Yukihentai (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1127506#msg1127506)(Mayuki) [Half-crack?]
Why do you love me? (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1228125#msg1228125)(Kojiyuu) [NON-CRACK FOR A CHANGE]
DISCONTINUED ((because i can't handle the crackiness im sorry ;A;))
Watashi no WOTAGEI ga, Lovetan no tame ni(Sasshirabu)
Prolouge
Chapter 1 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1055023#msg1055023)
Chapter 2 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1055253#msg1055253)
Chapter 3 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1055383#msg1055383)
Chapter 4 END (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1056250#msg1056250)
AKB Primary School(Kojiyuu, Mayuki, Atsumina, Loliharassment etc)[CRACK]
Prolouge (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1060336#msg1060336)
Chapter 1 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1060697#msg1060697)
Chapter 2 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1060931#msg1060931)
Chapter 3 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1088006#msg1088006)
Chapter 4 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1107320#msg1107320)
Rabu Rabu Virus(Mayuki, Wmatsui, Kojiyuu, Atsumina, Sasshirabu, Furuyanagi)[Half-crack?]
Chapter 1 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1063089#msg1063089)
Chapter 2 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1063430#msg1063430)
Chapter 3 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1064695#msg1064695)
Chapter 4 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1065896#msg1065896)
Chapter 5 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33183.msg1066319#msg1066319)
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Yayyy for my first fic. I don't think I can finish this because I have a really important exam coming up. Saw the akbingo ep of Sasshi doing wotagei and got inspired. This fic comes from a 12-year old so it might be tardy. Didn't know what to put as the title so I changed Gakuran's quote lol.
Prolouge
Hi!!! My name is Sashihara Rino and I'm a 2nd year at Chitekina All Girls' High. I don't even know how I got here. All the students are so nerdy and smartass that all they care about is studying. I also don't have friends because I'm a hetare and wota of C-ute. My favourite member is Ota Aika AKA Lovetan!!! She is so cute!!! I have posters and merchandise of her all over my dorm.
I was sleeping in class as I went to a concert and handshake event yesterday. I was so sad because Lovetan said she was graduating during the concert ;_;. My form teacher then walks in and said that we have a transfer student. I looked up.
"LOVETAN?!!!!"
"YOU?!!"
So? How is it? Not sure if I can finish it. Btw Chitekina means smart and IDK what to call the idol group so I called it C-ute(not related to the real gorup!!).
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continue pliz..
the prologue is interesting..
sashirabu <3
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plz do continue. If you update, people might get more and more interested with each update ;)
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@yukofan I really like your fics especially Love will find you!!! Pls update!!!
@sakura_drop Thanks for the advice, I'll try to update whenever I can. :rock:BROFIST TO ALL OF YOU GUYS!
Chapter 1
*flashback* (Lovetan's POV)
"AAAAAAAAAAAH YOSSHA IKUZO!! TIGER FIRE CYBER FIBER DIVER VIBER JYA JYA!!!"
The fans roared wildly as we danced and sang our last song for the concert. I could barely concentrate.
I was thinking of what to say as I was planning to graduate. Why? Because I wanted to learn how to depend on myself.
I was deep in thought when I heard someone scream my name. A female stood on the seat and started doing intense wotagei even though its not permitted.
"LOVETAN!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!" she shouted. At this moment, the security personel asked her to sit down.
Having such crazy fans makes me think twice about graduation.
After the last song, I clasped the mike close to my chest. Tearfully, I announced :
"I, Ota Aika from C-ute, will graduate. Even though I'm very popular, I've always been making my fellow members, management and staff worry about me. That is why I decided to graduate and continue my studies independently. I hope all of you will support my desicion."
Without saying anything else, we went backstage for a break before heading to the handshake event.
Once I reached the table for the handshake event, the crazy wota girl from before lunged at me and hugged me tightly.
"Why do you want to leave? I will always love Lovetan no matter what!!! Please stay!!" the girl sobbed.
I realised the awkward position and the close proximity we were in and blushed. Thankfully, the security pulled the girl away from me before she does anything.
The girl was dragged out of the concert hall.
*flashback end*
(Sasshi POV)
"LOVETAN?!!"
"YOU?!!!!"
Teacher: Eh, you guys know each other?
Before I could say anything, Lovetan denied vehemently. The teacher asked her to sit beside me.
"So your name is Sashihara Rino huh? Rinoooo-chaaann~" Lovetan whispered sweetly into my ear. I shivered as her warm breath hit my ear. Furthermore, no one has called me "Rino-chan" before.
Teacher: Oh, Ota-san, you will be staying in room 27 together with Sashihara-san due to the shortage of rooms.
EHHH?!!! WUTDAFUQ?!!! This is so sudden. I hope she doesn't hate me for what happened yesterday!!! Thank god no one knows her. Oh shit shit shit my dorm is full of gravure posters of her!!! What if she thinks I'm a hentai wota? Arghhhhhh I don't want my oshimen to hate me!!! Ah, I got an idea!
"Sensei, I have a stomachache and need to use the toilet urgently!!" I ran as fast as I could to the dorm and kept all of the merchandise into a box. I tried to clean everything up before going back to class. The teacher assigned me to show Lovetan around the school... I'm so going to get killed.
After school, Lovetan clinged onto me and I showed her the huuuuge school campus. I explained to her why she needs to share rooms with me. "Because no one wants to share a room with me and the other rooms are full. Oh, and you can either eat all your meals at the school canteen or go out to eat." After walking for almost one and a half hour, we finally finished exploring the school. Suddenly Lovetan pushed me forcefully towards the wall, causing me to hit the back of my head.
"Owww... What was that for?!"
She leaned close to my ear and whispered in a cute voice, "You know what you did yesterday right? I-I kind of liked it. I want to do more than a hug..."
Ehhhh???? WTF is happening to me??? Ahhh why is my heart beating so fast?? Does an idol like her even knows about *ahem* 'that'?
*doki doki doki doki* I blushed furiously and tried to say something but failed. The space between our lips became smaller... and smaller.
I'm not sure if this is a dream or a nightmare... It feels so wrong. Lovetan is kawaii!!! I closed my eyes.
"BAAA-KA." Lovetan half-shouted. "You thought I was really going to kiss you? For embarrassing me in public yesterday you must listen to whatever I say today!"
"Aa-h, why would I think you would kiss me? And I'm really sorry about yesterday. I will listen to whatever you say today." So kowaii, not kawaii...
Lovetan dragged me around the shops near the school and forced me to carry whatever she bought. She bought a ton of clothes.
"I'll hold this bag myself," Lovetan said, with a faint tint of red on her cheeks.
"Eh? Why?" I asked. I looked inside the bag and found undergarments. It seems that Lovetan just brought along a ton of money with her and no clothes.
"BAKARINO!!!" *plakkk*
I went back to the dorm with a hand print on my face. After sorting out the dorm, we were dead tired. Lovetan came out of the shower when she almost tripped over a box.
"What is in this box?" She bent down to open the box .
"AHHHHH!!!!! DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Chapter 1 end-
So? What is the real reason for Lovetan joining the school? Will Sasshi's gravure posters and merchandise of Lovetan get discovered? What is Lovetan's real personality like? Find out in the next update! Lol I think its pretty bad especially the grammar its not constant at all XD IDK which tense to use sometimes.
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PLZ do continue!! :bow: :bow: It's getting more and more interesting :panic: :peace:
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omg,you read my creepy fanfic? arigatou..i'm having a "writing blocking" with that fanfic T_T *crying in the corner* but,i'm trying to finish it altough in snail pace..
i love sashirabu interaction..funny and cute..mmm,i wonder what lovetan hide from sashi.
and they are roommate <3 i'm waiting for more sashirabu moments..
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Chapter 2 (Sasshi POV)
"AHHHHH!!!!! DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!" I jumped at Lovetan. We both fell to the floor with Lovetan underneath me.
Must. Not. Let. Her. See the gravure posters.
I looked at Lovetan. Her hair was still wet from the shower and she was wearing an oversized white T-shirt and black shorts.
Lovetan looks so hot right now... I want to kiss her... Eh?!!! What am I thinking??!! What is this? It feels so soft... Why is her face so red? I then realised that my hand was on her chest.
"Hentai, ecchi, BAKARINO!!!" *plakk*
"Owwwww..." I got up immediately, rubbing my cheek. The next few minutes, we sat on our own beds in awkward silence.
"What is in that box anyway?" Lovetan asked. I decided to tell her everything about my crazy wota-ness.
"When I was small, my parents were always working. I had no siblings to play with and no friends as I was a hetare. I was really lonely... Until I saw C-ute on the television. The songs were really cheerful and decided to become a wota. My parents just kept giving me money and that was why I ended up in this school. You were my favourite member because I like your smile... When you decided to graduate I was so sad. 'Was I going to be alone again? I don't want to be alone...' I was afraid that you would hate me after that incident... I'm so sorry..."
*Sniff, sniff* Eh? Lovetan is crying??? I felt someone hug me.
"That was so touching! I didn't know we idols could be so important to you guys... Now, I'll always be by your side!"
I'm so confused right now... Just not long ago she slapped me and now she's so dere dere...
"Then what about you? Why did you decide to graduate and come to this school?"
"It's because... I haven't completed my high school education. I joined C-ute when I was in middle school but my school didn't allow students to work in the entertainment industry, so I was expelled. I got so busy that I could not even take the tests to get a certificate... and I'm really dumb. I chose this school because I knew no one would find me."
"Don't worry! I'll teach you everything!! Why not you start with reading the textbooks!"
And with that, our looooong study session began.
"Ehhhh?!! This is so difficult... I don't want to do this!!!" Lovetan said.
I took my phone, played one of C-ute's songs and did wotagei. After that, Lovetan laughed hilariously.
(Lovetan's POV)
"Ahahahaha!! That was more intense as the one you did at the concert!"
"If Lovetan likes it, I'll do it everyday for her!" Sasshi shouted.
What's with that cheesy declaration... Geez. What is this warm feeling that I get? Why do I feel so happy when I'm with her? *doki doki doki*
"And now, lets start studying!!"
After asking endless amounts of questions, it was late and we both decided to sleep.
Sigh... What is this feeling that I have? Could it be love? Ehhh!!! NO WAY I'M FALLING FOR THIS HENTAI,ECCHI WOTA!
(Sasshi POV)
Lovetan is so cute and tsundere!! I didn't expect her to be.. So.. dumb. Yayy!!! Now Lovetan shares a room with me and is in the same class as me! It's a wota's dream come true!!!
(No one's POV)
And with that, the two girls fell asleep. Will the hetare come out of her shell? Will the sometimes wicked, tsundere and dumb girl get along with her? Find out in the next chapter!!!!
So? How is it? Was watching Pewdiepie Ju-On gameplay while writing this. :rock: BROFIST to all of you guys reading this!
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Good Good! Continue! ^^
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Thank you all of you guys who read this fail fic... I really like SasshiRabu.
A/N: The teachers in this school are pretty much useless because the students are smartasses and probably smarter than them. The school also has a lot of facilities but no one uses them but for some reason they are well-maintained.
Chapter 3 (Lovetan's POV)
"Uwehhhhh..." I woke up once my alarm clock rang. Rino-chan was already showering. I took my clothes and rubbed my eyes sleepily.
Rino-chan stepped out of the shower towelling her damp hair. The first few buttons of her school uniform was unbuttoned and I could see her... flat chest.
She looks kinda hot even with her flat chest...
"Ah, Lovetan you're already up?" I just realised what I thought and blushed and went into the shower. After that, Rino-chan handed me a melonpan.
"The canteen is not open yer. Here, have some melonpan."
OMG MELONPAN UWAHHH I HAVEN'T HAD MELONPAN FOR AGES!!! I grabbed it and nommed on it fast. "Oh Lovetan you don't have a phone yet right? Let's go get a phone after school!" Rino-chan said with a huuuuge smile. Is that considered a date??? *doki doki doki* "YES I WOULD LOVE TO!" I blurted out without saying.
After eating, we straightened our uniform, took our bags and went to class. As usual, all the students were seated and studying. The teacher came in and then started the lesson. I didn't understand a single word she was saying... So I drifted off. "Ota-san, please refer to the question on page 47 and tell me the answer."
Ehh? I immediately flipped to the page and stuttered. Luckily, Rino-chan passed me a piece of paper. I read the answer off the paper while the teacher glared at me suspiciously. "Good." The teacher said. I thanked Rino-chan while she just smiled at me.
-School bell rings, teacher exits-
"Ota Aika, is it?" A bunch of girls came and surrounded my table. Reflexively, I stood up and tried to leave but one of them pushed me down to my seat.
"What's up with that just now? Daydreaming huh?" "If you're that dumb leave our school!" "Yeah, you'll just ruin our reputation!"
"BAAA-KA! BAAA-KA! BAAA-KA!" One of the girls held onto my collar.
Suddenly, Rino-chan pushed all of the girls away.
"So? What about you good-for-nothing f*cks? All you do is study, study and study because you have no other talents!" With that, Rino-chan threw a punch to the girl who held onto my collar. "Lovetan, let's go and leave these ignorant b*tches." She grabbed my hand and dragged me off.
Rino-chan is so kakkoi!! I thanked her profusely. We then went outside to buy me a phone. I just chose a simple phone and paid for it.
"Let's get matching cellphone straps!!!" Rino-chan said excitedly. She bought two cellphone straps and gave me one of them. Geez... She's so cheesy.
We exchanged phone numbers. "Whenever you feel tired during studying just look at the cellphone strap and think of me!"
With that, we ate lunch and went back to school. Rino-chan then led me to a garden. There was a huge tree and flowers everywhere. There was a swing on the tree. "This is my favourite place in the whole school! It is so tranquil... Blah blah blah" She then asked me to sit on the swing and pushed me. I felt so carefree. I wished time could stop. Just me and Rino-chan. I can't believe I'm falling for her...
(Sasshi POV)
Lovetan is so cute... I wished time could stop. Just me and Lovetan. I don't even know why I did all those things previously for her. Could this be love? Do I like her as a girl rather than an idol? After about a few minutes, I decided to go back to the dorms to study together with Lovetan.
-At the dorm-
"This is so difficult!!! Arghhhh..." Lovetan shouted.
I released an evil aura. "Study hard. Don't ever let those f*cks insult you again. I will never let them lay a finger on you." I said. Lovetan looked at me slightly scared. I then smiled and then said, "Never mind! Let's just study! By the way we have a test tomorrow!"
Lovetan: EHHHH?!!! Haizzz... I'm going to die...
(No one's POV)
And so the girls studied... studied and studied. Now that Lovetan already realised the feelings she has for Sasshi, will she confess? And will the originally crazy wota Sasshi love Lovetan more than an idol? Find out in the next update!
Somehow I feel that its really rushed. But IDK how to fix it :nervous. :rock: BROFIST to all of you guys! SHIPPING SASSHIRABU ALL THE WAY
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Decided to do a Mayuki fic. Got inspired by the vocaloid song "Kokoro". But unlike the song this will be happy and not bittersweet. So here's the one-shot!
Kokoro
It was the year 2xxx. Military Scientists were able to create cyborgs fitted with weapons. The cyborgs are 80% identical to humans, with enhanced physical abilities. It is perfect for use in war and spying. The cyborg's synthetic skin feels like real skin; the hair feels like real hair. The cyborg could also be set to do bodily functions. The hair could also be adjusted to grow. The cyborg could also age. The cyborg could also be used to kill.
All this at the command of a "master". The cyborg could be controlled by a person by inserting a nano-chip inside the person's brain. Just by thinking, the "master" could ask the cyborg to do anything. However, this was the era of peace. The military scientists decided to remove some of the lethal weapons and sell it as a commercial product.
People called it a "miracle".
Soon, cyborgs started to replace people working in factories.No rebellious thoughts would ever arise. No need to feed the cyborgs. People were unhappy. People rioted in the streets. Violence erupted. Killings. Mass destruction of cyborgs.
Kashiwagi Yuki used to be one of the pioneering cyborg-makers, in hope that it would make life easier. Sighing exasperately, she decided to resign and move to a deserted tropical island that ownedt. What was wrong with the cyborgs? Could it be the missing 20%? Was it the feelings that robots were prohibited to have due to the danger? I'll work on the missing 20% right here...
With that, Kashiwagi Yuki started her mission - to create a 99% identical cyborg. For months and months she worked on her cyborg in her lab on the island.
Furiously sweating, Kashiwagi Yuki heaved a sigh of relief. she pushed the button on the wall of a chamber. The cyborg walked around cluelessly. She had dark, long hair. She had smooth skin. Her body was that of an 18-year old female. The cyborg's eyes met Kashiwagi Yuki's. The cyborg blushed and shouted at Yuki. "What are you doing?!! HENTAI!! STOP STARING AT ME!!"
Ehh? Yuki was confused. Why did the cyborg react that way? (Oh and Yuki is used to seeing naked ppl because she used to create cyborgs.) "Eh? is there something wrong with your processor?" Yuki walked to the cyborg and touched her all around.
"HENTAI!!!" *BOOOOOOM!*
With a punch, the cyborg sent Yuki flying towards the wall, causing the wall to break. Seeing this, the cyborg immediately panicked. She grabbed a lab coat to cover herself and carried the unconscious Yuki to her bed to rest while she tended to her injuries.
After a few hours, Yuki woke up to find a cute, sleeping cyborg at the side of her bed. "Yes!!! My project is a success! A cyborg that can feel!" Yuki shouted. The cyborg woke up and blushed madly. "Ano... I'm sorry for just now. B-but.. can you give me some clothes to wear?" Yuki turned into Black and teased the cyborg. "Why do you need to wear clothes? I'm your master after all..." "Baka just give me the clothes!!!" Before another explosion could happen, Yuki gave the cyborg some clothes.
After that, a series of tests began. Yuki gave the cyborg the name "Watanabe Mayu". Why? Because she felt like it :PPPP Yuki put a variety of food in front of her. Melonpan, pasta, burgers... almost everything. Mayu still had that expressionless look on her face. Yuki gave her a bittergourd drink. Mayu looked at it with disgust. After that, she handed Mayu a Pirukuru. Mayu liked the drink. After all the tests, Yuki found out that Mayu liked anime and Pirukuru a lot. Ahhh.. for a moment there I thought my project was a failure. Why is she so expressionless sometimes?!!
And so Yuki started living with her cyborg. Mayu was a bad cyborg. A very baaad cyborg. She always played with Yuki's science equipments and ended up blowing up her lab a few times. She didn't like vegetables. She would spend her whole day watching anime. When she was forced to go out, she would start acting hyper and run around the island like a maniac. Yuki threatened to use the mind-control on Mayu a lot of times.
But she couldn't bring herself to do so. Being brought up in an evil environment - always plotting to kill people. Yuki was scarred by the Military people. They were corrupted and cruel. She brought cyborgs into this world hoping to help but destruction was all it caused. Luckily Mayu is a success... Mayu was staring at Yuki, face just a few inches away. "Yuki-sama? What are you thinking of? You seemed so deep in thought." Feeling Mayu's warm breath on her face, she blushed and pushed Mayu away. "Haha, your reaction was so funny just now!" Mayu shouted. Mayu flicked Yuki's forehead and ran away.
"Come back here!! You son of a-"
"Heyy, I was created by you, you know?"
Yuki started chasing Mayu around. All her life Yuki has never felt so happy before. This feeling of freedom. Where people could think freely. Now it was just her and the cyborg. Could Yuki be in love with this cyborg? Now, let's take a peek in the cyborg's mind...
"Yuki-sama... What is this feeling that I have whenever I'm with you? My heart just goes doki doki doki doki... Even though you've explained to me that I'm a cyborg and have emotions... But what is this that I feel?"
As the days go by, their feelings for each other grew stronger and stronger.
One day, the cyborg woke up. She turned around but could not find Yuki-sama anywhere. She then heard screams. She went out to see Yuki sama on a helicopter.
"Run away Mayu!! The military has come to take me!!! I have broke to rule... Cyborgs must not have feelings on their own! Run away Mayu!! If I die I will die happy... The moment I created you.. The time I spent with you.. Now run!!"
Mayu was panicking. She sat there, sobbing uncontrollably. One of the army men dragged her away. Suddenly, a fire emitted from Mayu.
"Don't. Ever. Lay. A. Finger. On. MY. YUKI-SAMA!!!!" Mayu's hand turned into cannons. She shot down the helicopter and killed all of the army men. She carried Yuki just before she fell to the ground.
"Baka... D-didn't I tell you to run?"
"NO! Never! I would never leave you alone. Now I know why you said I was 99% identical to humans. The 1% left is you, Yuki-sama! I realised that I needed you to live! The person who brought me into the world... The person who taught me... The person who was nice to me even though I didn't listen to you... The person I love!!! Yuki-sama, I love you!!"
"Ma...yu..."
"It's okay if you don't love me... I'm just a test created by you anyways... As long as I can be with you, I'm happy..."
"No! Mayu. I am in love with you! You are not just an experiment to me... You are the one who saved me from the horrors of the evil society! I love you, Mayu!"
Mayu leaned into Yuki's face. Closer and closer... Until they kissed. The kiss was sweet but turned into a passionate one. Mayu who was on top shoved her tongue into Yuki's mouth and soon their tongues battled for dominance. Yuki couldn't help but let out a moan. Suddenly Yuki shouted.
"Ah! Itai!"
"Ahhh! Gomen ne.. you are still injured. After you are healed lets continue this!" Mayu said while carrying Yuki off bridal style.
From then on, the two of them lived happily and having sexytime everyday after...
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LOL DAFUQ DID I JUST WRITE
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CYBORGS :drool:
Mayuyu was the only creation what went right :cry:
I thought that Yuki would be taken away :cry:
sz MaYuki :wub:
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TXYJV KB.L HHFHCJJ XJV MJFVHBJ,JFN
CUTENESS OVERLOAD!
HEATING SYSTEMS ARE OVERHEATING!
EXPLOSION IN 3, 2, 1!
:mon blood: :mon fire: :mon lovelaff: :mon angel:
I wish for more!!!!
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Oh I didn't know Sasshi can be that cool ^^
Wooooooo!!!!! Yuki and cyborg Mayu ftw!!!!!!
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Hello! :lol:
can i use your story of Mayuki please? :sweatdrop:
of course credits are for you... :cathappy:
i just love it! :inlove:
thanks for your update :grin:
please update soon! :w00t:
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Thanks everyone for the comments! I didn't expect it to go so well LOL.
@korisunyan If you don't treat Mayu well she'll blow you into pieces with her cyborg power lol
@sakura_drop_ Mayuki is awesome!!!
@cmze Sure! I'll be happy to let you do that. Btw is your newest fic Saeyuki or Mayuki because if its Saeyuki I will kill you!! Lol just kidding :P. Hoping that Mayuki will have happy ending.
Will update SasshiRabu later... :on study: now
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@cmze Sure! I'll be happy to let you do that. Btw is your newest fic Saeyuki or Mayuki because if its Saeyuki I will kill you!! Lol just kidding :P. Hoping that Mayuki will have happy ending.
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Thanks your idea was great! :w00t:
i Love this OS! :wub:
What the hell? what kind of question is that? OF COURSE MAYUKI! :shakeit:
MAYUKI SHIPPER 4EVER! :twisted:
thanks for letting me use your story.. hope do it good as you! :nervous
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love between the cyborg and her master is EPIC ^^b
and YAY! for the happy ending
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Watashi no WOTAGEI ga, Lovetan no tame ni - Chapter 4 (final??)
"Lovetan?" Sasshi asked.
"Yeah?"
"If I get above 80 for this test will you sing for me?"
"Sure."
"Yossha!! Let's study!!!"
-the next day- (Sasshi POV)
Maaaaannn... I feel so tired after studying almost all night. But its worth it if I get above 80. A live performance just for me!! Then I saw Lovetan already in her school uniform, practising her dance moves. I stayed in my bed under a blanket for a while. Wow... She has so much confidence in me. She looks so awesome!
I decided to get up. Lovetan stopped dancing and looked away immediately.
nfess to her after her song![/i]
"Baka! I'm not doing anything!" Lovetan is such a tsundere... I'm in love with her. I'll stop being a hetare and confess to her after her song!
After I showered and ate we went to the classroom.
It was time for the test.
After the test was over, I handed in the test confidently.
I whispered to Lovetan, "It seems like you need to practice your song again today!"
-The next day in class-
I looked at my test paper.
79 marks? WTF?!! I flipped through the pages and checked the score. Lovetan said, "It looks like I don't have to sing then... :PPPPPP"
I immediately stood up, rushed to the teacher and shouted, "SENSEI!!! YOU MISSED OUT A PAGE!! I SHOULD GET 86 INSTEAD!!!"
After adding the correct marks, I smiled at Lovetan. I'M SO GODDAMN HAPPY WHEEE YEAH YEAAAAA ASDFGHJKL
Once school ended, I dragged Lovetan to the garden. I sat on the swing. Lovetan started playing an instrumental version of a song and started dancing and singing.
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hazukashiku nantenainda
sukitte kotoba wa saikou sa!
sukitte kotoba wa saikou sa!
sukitte kotoba wa saikou sa!
kanjou hakidashite
ima sugu sunao ni nare!
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Lovetan finished the song. Now's the moment. Confess to her!
"Ano... I have something to tell you." Both of us said at the same time.
"Eh? You go first then."
"No, you go first."
-awkward silence-
"Actually, I-" Both of us said at the same time.
Lovetan looked away. "*sigh*. We really have no chemistry at all..."
I pulled Lovetan and kissed her. It was sweet at first. But then I pushed her onto the tree. I grabbed her wrists and pinned her down. The kiss gets deeper as I my tongue explored her mouth. We both pulled away due to the lack of air.
I said while panting slightly,"This is what I was trying to tell you... I LOVE YOU!"
I can see Lovetan blush. "I... I love you too!"
I couldn't resist anymore seeing the cute Lovetan. I kissed her again, this time more forceful. My hands roamed her body and I could hear cute moans.
"S-shouldn't we do this in the dorms instead?"
"No... This is the place where I realised my feelings for you. I wanna do it here..."
I kissed her neck repeatedly. I took off her school tie by biting it. I unbuttoned the first few buttons of her shirt and went back up to kiss her on the lips. I licked her ear and felt Lovetan shudder. "I love you Lovetan..." Unable to control myself, my hands went underneath her shirt and........
(No one's POV)
WTF ARE THEY DOING IN THE SCHOOL GARDEN??? epiclulz WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO COMMENT EVEN WHEN THEY'RE MAKING OUT!!
(epiclulz POV)
You have to carry on for me... I read what I just wrote and :mon blood: :on bleed::on bleed::on bleed: :imdead:
Do you guys want the next part?? Btw I'm only 12 lol.
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It's up to you if you write the next part or not XD
Being just 12... Kids these days... :shock: :shock: :sweat: :sweat:
Anyway, I'm glad they have same feelings for each other, and that they told them for each other. :twothumbs
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what an happy,nice,and sweet ending <3
yes.i want the next part..LOL..
you're 12 yo..so what? imagination doesn't see age..just write what you want to write :D
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Lololololol. I don't think I have the ability to make *ahem* scenes and if I do it might break one of the fic laws because Lovetan is not yet 18 but 17 and a few months... Mwahahaha the power of a 12 yo girl is not to be underestimated!!! I infected my class with my pervyness since 9 LOL. I'm the only wota in my class :((( ALL OF THEM LIKES KPOP... I showed my pervy group of friends Heavy Rotation and KataFai and some harassment vids and they were like AKB48 is interesting. An in Chinese lessons I keep laughing at the textbook because some words seem dirty to me. But luckily my results are still good. After this week I'll go into lurking mode. I need to study for a facking important exam :bleed eyes: My results dropped slightly this year. Amazingly I'm still at the top of the school(3rd) If the science is about *ahem* im going to get full marks lol.
Just want to spazz on the awesomeness and pervyness of my class.
Next pairing would be SasshiHKTloli. JUST KIDDING!!!! Idk when and why I'm a perv...
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I suddenly thought of this while studying so I decided to write and OS based on the idea! Just kidding I thought of this when I was on crack!!!
A pervert's dilemma (Oshiri sisters)
One day, Yuko and Mayu were taking a break from dance practice.
Since they were at the back of the room they had a very, very good view of everyone's butts.
"Oshiriko-chan, do you want to touch those butts? Because I want to..."
"Shiriri-chan when did you become such a pervert?"
"Yuki didn't go on a date with me for yearrrrssss..."
"Meh. It's more like someone programmed your cyborg brain to be a pervert."
The two of them started talking about oshiri. After a few minutes of discussion, Yuko confessed.
"Actually, I think oppai is better than oshiri."
"WHAT?!!! OSHIRIKO-CHAN!! HOW COULD YOU?!"
They started having a heated arguement over oshiri and oppai.
Sayaka shouted, "Oi, Yuko, get your ass over here and start practising! It's Team B's turn for a break, not yours!"
-practice end-
Mayu was texting Yuko, still arguing over oshiri and oppai.
Then Yuko decided to hold a conference with all the perverts in the AKB family.
She texted the perverts to meet up tomorrow at her house.
Mayu: WHAAAT?!! I HAVE A DATE WITH YUKI TOMORROW!! BUT FOR THE SAKE OF OUR PREVIOUS OSHIRI BOND, I'LL FIGHT FOR OSHIRI!!
-the next day-
"Good morning fellow pervs! I have invited you over to discuss a very important topic - oshiri vs oppai!"
The people invited were Airin, Akisun, Momoka Kinoshita, Mocchi, Sasshi, Miichan, Jurina, Acchan and Mayu.
Yuko asked each and everyone of them - oppai or oshiri?
Airin: Rena in seifuku! :on bleed:
Akisun: BUTTTS BUTTS BUTTS
Momoka: BOOBS. BIG BOOBS. SO AWESOME. I AM BATHING IN THE LIGHT OF THE BOOBS. WHEN I DIE. I'LL BE SMOTHERED IN BIG BOOBS. ABSOLUTELY. SMOTHERED. IN BIG BOOBS(referring to her ameblo post)
Mocchi: Ears.
Sasshi: Anywhere is good as long as they're lolis!!
Miichan: Oppai!
Acchan: Why am I even considered a pervert? Oh yeah, because of Yamamoto Sayaka AKA oppai-chan. Definitely oppai.
Yuko: HAH!!! SHIRIRI!! MORE PEOPLE VOTE FOR OPPAI!!!
*two of them arguing again, this time with Akisun, Momoka, Miichan and Acchan * *Sasshi starts to harass Momoka while Mocchi is biting Acchan's ears*
Jurina: ANO... YOU HAVEN'T ASKED FOR MY OPINION YET!!
*whole room suddenly quiet*
Jurina: In my opinion just go for whatever you like! I just harass all my senpais! Stop arguing, just keep calm and harass all the members!"
*everyone cheers*
Mayu and Yuko starts to cry and hug each other.
"I'm so sorry Shiriri-chan! We could have used all the time we wasted here to have sexytime with our girlfriends!"
"Me too Oshiriko! We could have harassed more people!"
*dramatic stuff happening*
*bell rings*
Yuko rushes to the door. "OH F*CK ITS HARUNA!! EVERYONE EXIT BY THE BACK DOOR!!! NOW!!!"
The perverts went home, having been taught by Jurina the most important thing of pervyness - to enjoy yourself.
BECAUSE CRACK FICS ARE AWESOME
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i LOL like crazy..it's so funny.
yuko should invite me to the meeting too..mmm, i think i prefer oppai..muahahaha..
yes,it doesn't matter what's your fetish,as long as you enjoy it..jurina is awesome..
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just enjoy it to the max :kekeke:
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Hahahaha!!!! You was really smoking hard while writing this fic LOL but I like it ^^
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Before going out for the weekend I'll comment on a few fics.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This was so hilarious!!!!
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Oooohhh !!! Haruna come back !! Run Run ajajajja Thank you!!!
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jajaja epic battle... i wonder what happen next.. haruna find them..
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and the one who write these fics only 12 years old.. aigoo..
kid's these days.. LOL
I've been mindf*cked. LOL
well, keep writing.. but for the sake of your future, try to write something more.. mild? LOL
annyeong~
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Then I can always become a medical/psychology student when I grow up lol! Just like Yuko in yukofan's fic and you in real life.
Or maybe I should join AKB48 and HARASS ALL THE MEMBERS!!!
If you come to my class during recess its... GANG RAEPPPP/harassment. My oshimen is Yuko~ I want to be like her. So perv and funny yet still can be at the top.
As for fics... I don't think I can write any except for a few OSs now and then because today is the 2nd last day of my school holidays.
I don't want to go back to school! :frustrated: And this year is my last year of primary school. I don't wanna graduate and grow up!!!!
But if I grow up I can legally read those *ahem* stuff. :kekeke:
So IDK about my status as an author now lol. But after my exams I will start on a fic based on a mashup of the games and manga I read. E.g. Monster hunter(WHY DAFAK DID THEY RELEASE THE NEW GAME ON 3DS? I ONLY HAVE PSP AND DS), Maplestory, Zero no Tsukaima and Mahou Sensei Negima. Oh and God of War(JUST KIDDING NO GOD OF WAR!! IDK WHICH AKB48 MEMBER TO CHOSE TO BE KRATOS LOLLLL). Its going to be a magic powarrrrrrr fic. And for sure Mayuki, Sasshirabu, Kojiyuu and other pairings will be inside and there will be some genderbend. Working on the plot now...
Don't ask me why I watch Zero no Tsukaima, read Mahou Sensei and play God of War. (all rated 18+)
I'm so happy I found a forum like this... When I talk to my friends about AKB48 they are like "Dafuq are you talking about?" :err:
:rock: BROFIST
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Then I can always become a medical/psychology student when I grow up lol! Just like Yuko in yukofan's fic and you in real life.
Or maybe I should join AKB48 and HARASS ALL THE MEMBERS!!!
If you come to my class during recess its... GANG RAEPPPP/harassment. My oshimen is Yuko~ I want to be like her. So perv and funny yet still can be at the top.
As for fics... I don't think I can write any except for a few OSs now and then because today is the 2nd last day of my school holidays.
I don't want to go back to school! :frustrated: And this year is my last year of primary school. I don't wanna graduate and grow up!!!!
But if I grow up I can legally read those *ahem* stuff. :kekeke:
So IDK about my status as an author now lol. But after my exams I will start on a fic based on a mashup of the games and manga I read. E.g. Monster hunter(WHY DAFAK DID THEY RELEASE THE NEW GAME ON 3DS? I ONLY HAVE PSP AND DS), Maplestory, Zero no Tsukaima and Mahou Sensei Negima. Oh and God of War(JUST KIDDING NO GOD OF WAR!! IDK WHICH AKB48 MEMBER TO CHOSE TO BE KRATOS LOLLLL). Its going to be a magic powarrrrrrr fic. And for sure Mayuki, Sasshirabu, Kojiyuu and other pairings will be inside and there will be some genderbend. Working on the plot now...
Don't ask me why I watch Zero no Tsukaima, read Mahou Sensei and play God of War. (all rated 18+)
I'm so happy I found a forum like this... When I talk to my friends about AKB48 they are like "Dafuq are you talking about?" :err:
:rock: BROFIST
being grown up is a choice kiddo... :glasses:
AKB have AkiGori...that should be fit to be Kratos :kekeke:
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Then I can always become a medical/psychology student when I grow up lol! Just like Yuko in yukofan's fic and you in real life.
Or maybe I should join AKB48 and HARASS ALL THE MEMBERS!!!
If you come to my class during recess its... GANG RAEPPPP/harassment. My oshimen is Yuko~ I want to be like her. So perv and funny yet still can be at the top.
As for fics... I don't think I can write any except for a few OSs now and then because today is the 2nd last day of my school holidays.
I don't want to go back to school! :frustrated: And this year is my last year of primary school. I don't wanna graduate and grow up!!!!
But if I grow up I can legally read those *ahem* stuff. :kekeke:
So IDK about my status as an author now lol. But after my exams I will start on a fic based on a mashup of the games and manga I read. E.g. Monster hunter(WHY DAFAK DID THEY RELEASE THE NEW GAME ON 3DS? I ONLY HAVE PSP AND DS), Maplestory, Zero no Tsukaima and Mahou Sensei Negima. Oh and God of War(JUST KIDDING NO GOD OF WAR!! IDK WHICH AKB48 MEMBER TO CHOSE TO BE KRATOS LOLLLL). Its going to be a magic powarrrrrrr fic. And for sure Mayuki, Sasshirabu, Kojiyuu and other pairings will be inside and there will be some genderbend. Working on the plot now...
Don't ask me why I watch Zero no Tsukaima, read Mahou Sensei and play God of War. (all rated 18+)
I'm so happy I found a forum like this... When I talk to my friends about AKB48 they are like "Dafuq are you talking about?" :err:
:rock: BROFIST
and why i felt like from your reply.. being a medical/psychology student it will be like yuko in yukofan's fic.. well if it's like that.. I'm in heaven right now. LOL
oh! join JKT48!! :3 as the gen 2 fufufu and if you harrassed them, please send me the picture. fufufu #nosebleed
but don't do anything weird to stella or sanju (or you should LOL)
and 12 years old with a pervy mind~ LOL It's interesting! well, it's kinda weird.. felt wrong.. but.. well, kids these days grew up faster~ LOL
ooh.. is that so? i'm on my 3 months holiday :3 fufufu yet, i became much more lazier to write, even if i have many spare time. LOL oh! manga! it'll be interesting! fufufu
kratos? sayaka? :3 fufufu
it's okay spread the love in your class. LOL I'm doing it right now, too much spazzing over JKT48 in twitter. LOL
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and here we go...giving bad influence to the young one :kekeke:
taking psychology surely a heavenly bless for me... :luvluv2:
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In God of War there are secks minigames lol. If AkiGori was in the game CANNOT UNSEE LOL
I'm more perv than you guys lol. Bochang, what manga is that?? Is it 'that'? :kekeke:
I introduced 'that' manga to my pervy group of friends and they read them LOL. I stopped reading those type of manga le. Maybe I should migrate to Indonesia and join JKT cos Singapore is nearby LOL. I have a lot of white hair lols, I'm old... I want to be Yuko in that fic too :on bleed:
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LOL if i kept replying like this, sieka or muwi will call me pedo again.
yah, you two, this kiddo already a perv. i didn't do anything. LOL
that? what's that? LOL
yeah~ just join jkt48~ LOL
be my spy. :3
white hairs? 12 years old? even i didn't have any. LOL
yuko? the pervy korisu really brainwashed your mind. LOL
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LOL..be a medical student and harass you patient..
trust me..LOL..
i'm a medical student who practicing in hospital now. just say "sir/miss,could you take off your shirt/trousers/skirt? i need to examine your xxxxx" and they will do what you say..LOL..LOL..LOL..
don't get me wrong..as a student,i'm not a pervert..really..
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LOL..be a medical student and harass you patient..
trust me..LOL..
i'm a medical student who practicing in hospital now. just say "sir/miss,could you take off your shirt/trousers/skirt? i need to examine your xxxxx" and they will do what you say..LOL..LOL..LOL..
don't get me wrong..as a student,i'm not a pervert..really..
and that is what i called 'akal bulus' :kekeke:
and why are we chat here :dunno:
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who's the one that start the chat?LOL
akal bulus = smart
LOL
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hohoho..when you grow older you're gonna be more dangerous than yuko in harassing people..maybe you have too much perv genes in your body.LOL.
enjoy your school~
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and she's got banned. LOL serves her right. :3 live in the right path young one. try to control the force. may the force be with you~
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What the heck`?! How did I miss this?!
A 12 years old kid writing so epic crack fics :thumbsup
Respect!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
EPICLULZ'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND
Lol I should wait a few more months before writing SasshiRabu lol. For now I won't tread into writing *ahem* fics. So I write what I'm best at - CRACKSPAZZ!!!
Partly based on my days in school. (BUT OBVIOUSLY NOT THE KISSING AND GHEYNESS AND SHYT)
AKB Primary School
AKB Primary school. The crackiest school run by Akimoto Yasushi. There is only one class, Primary 6A. Most of the students are 15years old and should be in secondnary school already.
Why? Because the students are wild and failed their exams repeatedly.
All of the teachers quit except for Akimoto Yasushi's daughter, Akimoto Sayaka. However, she is only 16 and good at teaching sports. She's very veryyyy fierce during sports lessons but cracky during other lessons.
So one day when a woman called Ohori Megumi went for an interview, she was immediately accepted.
Meetan: FUFUFUFU KEKEKEKE ONE WHOLE CLASS OF LOVELY LOLIS TO HARASS MUAHAHAHAH*walks into class*
*Yuko on top of Haruna on the teacher's table kissing passionately*
*Sae fighting with Sayaka* *Sasshi clinging onto Lovetan* *Mayu having epic otaku cosplay swordfight with Yuki* *Rena fighting with Jurina over melonpan*
*Takamina piggybacking Acchan but fell to the ground* *Kumi pushing Kanon to a wall*
Meetan: HELLO EVERYONE!! FROM NOW ON I'M YOUR TEACHER!!! YOU CAN CALL ME MEGUMI-SENSEI!!! (muahahaha the lolis are experienced no? me gusta)
Everyone: Wtf?
Meetan: Now please take out your Science books! Because that is my favourite subject!
Everyone: What Science books? What books?
Meetan: Oh nvm then. Just bring them tomorrow. Now, continue whatever you're doing!
Meetan's thoughts
I'll just obseve them from here... UFUFUFUFU. They are so ghey... This is loliheaven for me!!! Wahahahaha!! Screw low salary, the girls are so ASDFGHJKL!!!
"Chiyuu?"
Meetan: OMG YOU'RE SO CUUUUUTE!! :on bleed:
Tomomi: Ah, sensei passed out. Tomochin~ Where are you chiyuu?
And so, the girls did whatever they were doing...
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Crack much? And can you guess why I chose Science? Will update tomorrow. My Science lessons are very pervy. My Science teacher is awesome but very very fierce lol.
Do you want me to add more pairings?
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LOLOL
Yes, add TomoTomo :bow: :bow:
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My my... such a corrupted class we have here. :lol:
*Yuko on top of Haruna on the teacher's table kissing passionately*
*Sae fighting with Sayaka* *Sasshi clinging onto Lovetan* *Mayu having epic otaku cosplay swordfight with Yuki* *Rena fighting with Jurina over melonpan*
*Takamina piggybacking Acchan but fell to the ground* *Kumi pushing Kanon to a wall*
Both Yuko and Haruna are obviously growing too fast. :lol: But they're already 15 years old, so I guess it's more tolerable. <hush! what am I thinking>
Btw, Sae and Sayaka fighting? A student fights with her own teacher? :shocked
Meanwhile, the fact that Meetan came to teach... getting 100% corrupted is only a matter of time. :nervous
What else do you have up your sleeves besides the 'science', sensei? :grin:
On another note, how about adding the SKE and/or NMB pairings? In some degree they can be more perverted than the AKBs.
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oh mai gah..haruna and yuko..kids these days..LOL..i'm speechless..
meethan is a loli lover (pedophile)..what a scary teacher..and she's a pervert too..
hahaha..i'll wait for your update..i wonder what will happen to the class.
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Thank you everyone for the comments and 1000+ reads!
And yes, I'll add more pairings and characters.
Students:
16yo - Akimoto Sayaka
15yo - Oshima Yuko, Kojima Haruna, Sashihara Rino, Miyazawa Sae, Takahashi Minami, Maeda Atsuko, Itano Tomomi, Kasai
Tomomi, Yamamoto Sayaka, Watanabe Miyuki, Matsui Rena, Furukawa Airi, Yagami Kumi, Kashiwagi Yuki, Yokoyama
Yui
14yo - Watanabe Mayu, Oota Aika, Nakagawa Haruka, Hirajima Natsumi
13yo - Matsui Jurina, Kimoto Kanon, Momoka Kinoshita
12yo - Miyawaki Sakura, Oku Manami
Teachers:
134yo - Ohori Megumi
16yo - Akimoto Sayaka(PE)
Chapter 1
Meetan:Ufufu. More students came today. That girl called Yamamoto Sayaka has huuuuge boobs!!! I want to touch them.
Ooh, there's a cute Italian girl. Let me impress her with my Italian skillz.
Meetan: Perché è una ragazza carina come te a scuola?(Why is such a cute girl like you doing in school? GOOGLE TRANSLATE)
Manami: Ah questo è imbarazzante>. <Grazie Sensei. (Ah this is embarrassing. Thank you sensei!GOOGLE TRANSLATE USED)
*Aika, Nacchan, Mayu and Harugon running around corridor like mad*
Sayaka:OI! LESSONS STARTED ALREADY!
*everyone present in class, Science lesson starts.*
Meetan: BLAHBLAHBLAHNYAHHNYAH and YES THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING CHAPTER!! SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN
ANIMALS!!!
Yuko, Jurina, Momoka, perverts etc: Fufufufu. Sensei, you don't need to teach us this chapter.
Meetan: But for the benefits of the innocent ones, I shall teach this chapter.
Everyone:...
Meetan: And this part of the body is called the ****** and for exams please do not use slang terms like **** or **** etc.
&#%@&*@*%#@^(@$******(Content of lesson censored)
*riiiing(recess bell)*
Almost everyone runs out of classroom, Meetan goes to staff office.
Only Yuko and Haruna left in classroom.
Yuko: LOL THAT WAS AN EPIC LESSON!!!!!
Haruna:...
Yuko: I didn't know our class had so many students, especially the huge boobed girl!!!
Haruna: *jealous* I'm not good enough for you eh? *leaves*
Yuko: Wait Nyannyan! *grabs onto arm and pushes Haruna against wall* You're perfect!!! I love you the most!!
Haruna:*smirks* Prove it then.
*making out*
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Aika: Stop clinging onto me, Sasshi. I'm trying to race along the corridor with them.
Sasshi No, Ai-chan! You have been ignoring me for the past few days!! I'm so lonely...
*Aika kisses Sasshi on the cheek*
Aika: There there. Now let me play ok?
Sasshi: YES!!! I LOVE YOU AI-CHAN!!!
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Sayaka wrestling with Sae in the basketball court, Acchan riding on Takamina. Sakura, Kanon and Tomo~mi is confused about the lesson and decides to ask Momoka, Airi.
Momoka and Airi: Oh you really want to know what the lesson was about?
Innocent ones: Yes!
Momoka and Airi: Ufufufu. Let us commence the lesson.
*kyaaaaaaa! Random screams*
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Kuumin helping Tomochin to paint nails, Rena giving Jurina super spicy melonpan mouth to mouth, Yukirin staring at Mayu. Yui being a weird stalker while Manami is studying somewhere.
*riiiiiing*
*everyone goes back to class*
Meetan: NOW ITS SCIENCE LESSONS AGAIN!!!
Everyone: Sweatdrop...
Meetan: What adaptations do animals have to attract mates?
Yuko: HUUUGE BOOBS JUST LIKE SAYANEE'S!!!!
Meetan: You're correct!!! Just kidding. Can't you see that animals' boobs are non-existent? Boobs are only for humans. They have special mating calls blahblah blah nyah nyah. Then once the animals are together they will start having sex. LOL just kidding, please don't write that down in your worksheets if not Akimoto Yasushi-san will come after me.
Annnd so they had Science for the whole day...
CRACK IS CRACK LOLS. DIDNT REREAD AT ALL BUT I GOT A FEELING ITS PURE CRACKKKK
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hahaha..
haruna and yuko made out in the class..LOL..really? what if teacher or other student know what they are doing..
sashirabu is so cute..
can't wait for the next update..
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what a pervy class we got here... :kekeke:
and what the heck with meetan's age :stoned:
Teachers:
134yo - Ohori Megumi
16yo - Akimoto Sayaka(PE)
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HEeeeh~ this is really interesting! Just hope it has more Mayuki.....!!!! But its still very interesting and I loved the Kojiyuu part~
update soon~! :twothumbs :tama-mad:
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I thought I'd leave a proper comment this time, coz you deserve it ;)
Students:
16yo - Akimoto Sayaka
Teachers:
16yo - Akimoto Sayaka(PE)
So she's the teacher and at the same time a student, huh? Awesome. GJ, Sayaka :twothumbs
Teachers:
134yo - Ohori Megumi
This cracked me up doesn't it have to be 34yo? :rofl:
Meetan: Perché è una ragazza carina come te a scuola?(Why is such a cute girl like you doing in school? GOOGLE TRANSLATE)
Manami: Ah questo è imbarazzante>. <Grazie Sensei. (Ah this is embarrassing. Thank you sensei!GOOGLE TRANSLATE USED)
Already hitting on Okutama, huh? :grin: :grin:
Meetan: BLAHBLAHBLAHNYAHHNYAH and YES THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING CHAPTER!! SEXUAL REPRODUCTION IN
ANIMALS!!!
Yuko, Jurina, Momoka, perverts etc: Fufufufu. Sensei, you don't need to teach us this chapter.
Meetan: But for the benefits of the innocent ones, I shall teach this chapter.
Everyone:...
Meetan: And this part of the body is called the ****** and for exams please do not use slang terms like **** or **** etc.
&#%@&*@*%#@^(@$******(Content of lesson censored)
Of course, you perverts you :rofl: :rofl: But yeah, I love the censored lesson *imagination running wild* :rofl: :rofl:
Yuko: LOL THAT WAS AN EPIC LESSON!!!!!
Haruna:...
Yuko: I didn't know our class had so many students, especially the huge boobed girl!!!
Haruna: *jealous* I'm not good enough for you eh? *leaves*
Yuko: Wait Nyannyan! *grabs onto arm and pushes Haruna against wall* You're perfect!!! I love you the most!!
Haruna:*smirks* Prove it then.
*making out*
UWAH, HOT KojiYuu :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Aika: Stop clinging onto me, Sasshi. I'm trying to race along the corridor with them.
Sasshi No, Ai-chan! You have been ignoring me for the past few days!! I'm so lonely...
*Aika kisses Sasshi on the cheek*
Aika: There there. Now let me play ok?
Sasshi: YES!!! I LOVE YOU AI-CHAN!!!
so sweet :) The kiss made Sasshi happy extra ultra super happy :D
Sayaka wrestling with Sae in the basketball court, Acchan riding on Takamina. Sakura, Kanon and Tomo~mi is confused about the lesson and decides to ask Momoka, Airi.
Momoka and Airi: Oh you really want to know what the lesson was about?
Innocent ones: Yes!
Momoka and Airi: Ufufufu. Let us commence the lesson.
*kyaaaaaaa! Random screams*
Ah, AtsuMina quirky as always, and poor girls, suffering from those perverts :w00t: :w00t:
Kuumin helping Tomochin to paint nails, Rena giving Jurina super spicy melonpan mouth to mouth, Yukirin staring at Mayu. Yui being a weird stalker while Manami is studying somewhere.
I imagine what you described here, and I'm now grinning like crazy :grin: :grin: :grin:
Meetan: What adaptations do animals have to attract mates?
Yuko: HUUUGE BOOBS JUST LIKE SAYANEE'S!!!!
Yuko-sama! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: She never fails to amuse me, god, look at your Haruna, and please forget Sayanee. You belong with your NyanNyan and with Rena-sama in my dreams and fics
Annnd so they had Science for the whole day...
Oh boy, poor kids :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
CRACK IS CRACK LOLS. DIDNT REREAD AT ALL BUT I GOT A FEELING ITS PURE CRACKKKK
But this crack, being PURE CRACK, is actually a win, PURE WIN :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs
Update soon, PLZ Take your time and update when you can ;)
Thank you for this crack :D :bow:
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Lol this is some of the best crack fiction I have read
P.S Epic censorship
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@yukofan I'll bet Yuko will be like,"Wanna join us?" LOL in the prolouge they were already making out LOL
@bunny_rabbit Pedobaba takes the virginity of lolis uses her pervyness to stay alive.
@yuukimoko This chapter will have Mayuki!!! YAYYYY(I'm so excited about the crack I write)
@sakura_drop_ Maybe I should write a YukoRena fic for you then? But my idea will make Kojiyuu shippers(including me) raaage. Considering it.
@turratar I specialise in crack... Most of the ideas for jokes are taken from my class. (BUT NOT THE MAKING OUT AND HORNINESS My class is pervy.)
BTW anyone noticed the Watarirouka Hashiritai pun that I made?(Corridor running team)
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Chapter 2
Everyone: Sensei is late today...
-meanwhile-
Yasushi: WTF IS THIS?!! WHY ARE THERE X-RATED DRAWING AND ANSWERS ON THESE WORKSHEETS?!!!
Meetan: I dunno lol, they are more experienced than me. *walks off*
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Meetan: Today we'll have math lessons!
Pervs: ...Shit. I don't think there will be any pervyness to make fun of.
Meetan: BLAHADBADGHAEIGNAIBGQW3E Can anyone tell me what is pattern no. 70?
Yuko: MOUTHWASH!!! (A/N very pervy joke related to 69)
Pervs: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Innocent ones: ???????
Haruna: Yuko, stop it! *smacks Yuko's head*
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Meetan: Now let's learn algebra!
Yuko: LOLOLOL ALGAE BRA
Pervs: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Innocent ones: sweatdrop...
Meetan: OSHIMA YUKO YOU ARE TO STAY BACK AFTER SCHOOL.
Pervs: HARUNA Y U SO TSUNDERE NOW YUKO'S GONNA GET RAPED BY PEDOBABA
Meetan: No... She's too corrupted to be a loli and I only like lolis...
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*break time*
Sasshi: Sensei, do you like french kiss?
Meetan: Ohohohoho! Of course I do!*trollface on*
Sasshi: Really, sensei? I've been practising it with Ai-chan everyday!
Meetan: Ohohohohoho really? Care for a demonstration?
Sasshi and Aika: Sure! *starts doing wotagei to Kakkowarui I love you*
Meetan: sweatdrop...
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Yuki: Mayu, where are you dragging me off to?
Mayu: I want to try something I read in a manga.
Yuki: Eh? Why are you drawing a circle?
Mayu: This is a magic circle! If I kiss you in it I'll be able to transfer my magic power to you!(A/N Mahou Sensei Negima)
Yuki: So childish...
Mayu: You don't want to do it? *puppy eyes*
Yuki: No, I jus-
Mayu: *kissing Yuki* The deeper the kiss, the stronger the contract... *slips tongue into Yuki's mouth*
Yuki: *blush///*
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*Takamina carrying Acchan while Acchan reads a book, both fall to the ground*
Acchan: Minami, can you stop falling down? I can't concentrate on my book.
Takamina: Why do you need me to carry you...
Acchan: I'm trying to make you grow taller.
Takamina: What type of logic is that...
Acchan: I'll make it up to you later, okay?
Takamina: *immediately stands up*
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Sae: I demand a rematch! You won me last week because I wasn't paying attention!
Sayaka: Fine with me! Let's see who's the one better at sports!
*plugs in wii controllers*
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Airi and Yui: Sakura-channnnnnnn! Can you call us oneechan?(A/N Referring to HapiHori where Airi was pedospazzing over Furuhata Nao)
Sakura(lolicuteness overload): Oneechan~
Airi and Yui: *nosebleeds and faints*
Sakura: ??????? Senpai is so weird...
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Kanon: Eh? K-kumi senpai, a-are you sure about this? I-I mean what if someone catches us?
Kumi: Shhh... There will only be me and you here... *pushes Kanon to wall and kisses her*
Yasushi: Ohohohoho! I've filmed it down. Time to put this in a music video!
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Miyuki: Sayanee, why are you boobs so big?
Sayanee: It's because Momoka has been groping them everyday... *dangerous glare*
Momoka(creeping behind Sayanee): SHIT! She noticed me. Time to run!
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Harugon and Nacchan: Manami... Be careful of sensei.
Manami: Eh? Why?
Harugon and Nacchan: Avoid her at all costs... she's hitting on you.
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Tomo~mi: Tomochin, do you want me to paint your nails chiyuu?
Tomochin: Ah, Kumi has already done that for me.
Tomo~mi: Tomo is jealous chiyuu...
Tomochin: *kisses Tomo~mi* I want to do other things with you...
*making out*
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Rena: Jurina! I've found a way to make you like spicy food! Spicy Melonpan!
Jurina: You already gave me that last week...
Rena: *puts melonpan in mouth*
Jurina: Eh? Why are you eati-
Rena:*kisses Jurina*
Kuchi Utsushi no Melonpan?!!!
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-break ends-
Meetan: Now we'll have language lessons. Can anyone compose and haiku for me?
Sayaka: *Hyakunin Isshu*
Meetan: Very good but that's not a haiku(5-7-5)
Yuko: Me!! Me I have one!
NyanNyan is perfect
Big boobs, nice ass and cute face
My hot sexy wife
Everyone: sweatdrop...
Haruna: *blush///*
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Meetan: SCREW LANGUAGE!! LET'S GO ONTO HEALTH EDUCATION NOW!! Anyone aspiring to become a nurse/doctor?
Acchan: *raises hand*
Meetan: LOL..be a medical student and harass you patient..trust me..LOL..i'm a medical student who practicing in hospital now. just say "sir/miss,could you take off your shirt/trousers/skirt? i need to examine your xxxxx" and they will do what you say..LOL..LOL..LOL..
Acchan: Really? I thought only Minami will listen to me.
Takamina: *blush///*
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Meetan: During puberty, girls with feel attraction towards the opposite gender.
Everyone: We don't get it.
Meetan: Your chest will start to develop...
Sasshi: I don't get it.
Sayanee: I get it.
Meetan: And you will start to feel horny and make out everywhere...
Everyone: *blush///* WTF? HOW DID SHE KNOW?
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-after school-
Meetan: Yuko...
Yuko: *nervous* Yes, sensei?
Meetan: PLEASE JOIN ME IN HARASSING ALL THE LOLIS! I NEED YOUR HELP.
Yuko: I'LL HELP! BUT DON'T HARASS HARUNA!
Meetan: DEAL!
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CRACKKKKK
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hohoho...yuko and pedobaba joinforces harassing the lolis :kekeke:
nice one kiddo :on GJ:
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Do not force yourself
but please write YukoRena, me wants :)
*saves spot for commenting later*
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Hahaha crazy! They are all crazy in that school!
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cute Mayuki!!!
mou~~this fic is really good~
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Wait, Meetan quoted my words? LOL..LOL..LOL..
SasshiRabu..LOL..i thought they will do the real FreKiss..
Yuko..her pervyness is so awesome. And she’ll help meetan to harass lolis..hahaha..
OMG, Meetan..i don’t know what to say about this awesome teacher..She’s EPIC..
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~LOL~I love it, man!!!! :shy1: :shy1:
Soooooooooo perverted!!! :hehehe: :hehehe:
and i love the last one :D poor lolis :wahaha:
Meetan and Yuko :on drink: => nowhere to run :hiakhiakhiak: :hiakhiakhiak:
Please keep writing :thumbsup :thumbsup i love you!!! :heart: :thumbup
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@bunny_rabbit LOL I'M NOT A KIDDO. I'M A FULL-FLEDGED PERVERT!! But you can still call me kiddo .
@sakura_drop_ I also kinda ship GekiYuko too LOL I hope in MajiGaku3 got kissing scenes LOL. Paruru is the main char. Moaaar pairings to ship!!!
@kahem YES. CRAZY. MUST. INFLUENCE THE WHOLE OF JPHIP TO BE CRAZYYYY (lol we already are)
@yuukimoko Uwahh I recieved praise for such a crack fic *acts all shy*
@yukofan Please. Come to Singapore together with Yuko and Meetan. Teach my class forensics, Science, Psychology and whatever. LOL and you really are a
perv aren't you, thinking that they would do the actual french kiss? Jailbait Lovetan!!! LOL
@YuuMitsuaki Uwahhh I received a confession :shy1: I love you too~ JUST KIDDING LOL I'M ON CRACK
I think I can only update on weekends and Wednesdays :fainted: I have school...
This is a short Mayuki oneshot(non-crack LOL) for reaching over 1000 views!!!!! Based on the song Akihabalove by perfume!! This song is so old and they were so young last time! :luvluv2: (LOLICON MODE ON) This song is so apt lol, with Mayu being an otaku and Akihabara and all that LOL
Akihabalove
I am an otaku.
I am a wota of Morning Musume.
She has long hair but works at a danso cafe.
I am told that I look like a bishounen.
I came to like you. I always asked for you whenever I came to the danso cafe.
You always asked for me and ordered the same thing.
I would always ask you to chat with me.
You would always talk about anime. I had no idea what you were talking about so I just looked at your cute face.
"Ah, it seems that someone else is asking for me," you would always say. Was that just an excuse?
I wanted to spend more time with you. But duty calls. Am I falling in love with you?
I come to the cafe more often. I even started to watch less and less anime. Am I falling in love with you?
We exhanged phone numbers. We were soon going out with each other.
Someone who accepts me. A crazed otaku.
Someone who accepts me. A crazy wota.
We both went for the AKB48 auditions.
I was so happy we both passed.
We are hardly competent girls, you know.
I was chosen to be the captain of the new team.
We were very popular.
The so called "mother and daughter" relationship we had made us popular.
We had this no dating rule.
We called our kisses and touches "fanservice".
Only we knew what we did.
After a few months of dating, we finally did "that".
You were always there for me.
You were always there for me.
I started to get very pouplar and busy.
We hardly had time for each other. But its okay. She always made it up to me.
When I was feeling stressed, she consoled me.
Do you have a love? Spare me your love.
Do you have a love? Please give it to me.
I need your love.
You and me were able to meet in Akihabara, the danso cafe, this earth.
I want to keep taking care of you forever.
I love you.
I love you too.
Thank you for everything, I was able to spend my life with you.
END
Cheesyyyyy and short but mehhhh mehhhhhh I managed to make it non-crack
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Please more Mayuki, it a little bit short I want more <3
It'd be great if you write a long fic XD
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I loved it :luvluv2:
please an other fic about Mayuki I love them so much :shy2:
I can't wait for your next fic of Mayuki :byebye:
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Hehe... I saw you incorporated many of its lyrics in the story. :grin: :note: Do you have a love? :note: (I immediately let my Winamp played that song while reading it :grin: )
Perfume's Akihabalove :w00t:, such an old song indeed... are you a Perfume fan too, epiclulz-san?
Though being short, the lyrics + your words made it sweet for Mayuki's story. Sweet one! :D (and congrats for making it non-crack :lol:)
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hoho..this is short but sweet fic..mayuki is such a lovely couple..
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AHHH I FINALLY HAD TIME!! I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS FOR LIKING MY FICS!!
IT MOTIVATES ME TO not study CONTINUE THEM! And after I started writing fics my composition improved got 39/40 XD My teacher must be on crack.
@playgirlz Mayuki is awesome right?
@mo-chan Mayuki is really awesome!! and since Mayu is legal I can write smuts
@aruka I like perfume's songs a lot! I found a few of their old vids and (lolicon mode activated) and they are so cute!!! Kashiyuka's voice is just so cuuute!! Nocchi's voice is the only one who sounds normal-pitched lol!
@yukofan They are a smexy couple too. LOL
I have a lot of ideas but don't have the time to write... So I'll be updating tomorrow.
Screw School :(
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I'm really getting uncracky nowadays... So I won't be updating my crack fic for I dunno how long.
So here's another fic. With ikemen because they are so handsome.
Rabu Rabu virus Chapter 1
"Oi, Jun! Didn't I tell you not to bring any girls back into our house?"
Takahashi Kai, aged 19. The head of Akiba Gakuen. Unlike his friends, he is not a playboy and can be very tense around girls despite his handsome looks. Secretly in love with his secretary Maeda Atsuko. Very responsible.
"Heheh. It's fine, Yasushi-sama won't know about this."
Matsui Jun, aged 16. The youngest member of the Akiba Gakuen committee. Although he is young, he is a sweet talker and makes every girl fall into his charm. The most playboy out of his friends. Designed a lot of weapons and stuff.
"LOL Jun, you should really stop sleeping around. You're only 16 for f*ck's sake."
Miyazawa Sae, 19. One of Japan's best sportsmen. Used to be a playboy until he got together with Akimoto Sayaka. Both of them are sport addicts and always compete with each other. If he tries to flirt, Sayaka will go into Kratos mode and who knows what will happen to Sae.
"Jun rarely brings girls younger than him..."
Sashihara Rino, 18. Only likes lolis. In love with Watanabe Mayu's cousin Ota Aika but doesn't dare to confess because he is a hetare. He is a wota of the girl group Aika is in.
"It doesn't matter as long as they have BOOBS!!!"
Oshima Yuu, 19. A very perverted and flirty guy. In love with Shinoda Haruna but actually scared of being rejected.
"Yuu, do you want me to tell that to Haruna?"
Shinoda Mario, 19. Brother of Haruna. He is very gentlemanly and doesn't flirt, but still have a lot of fangirls.
"You guys are so noisy... I can't concentrate on my manga..."
Watanabe Mayu, 17. He is also a smooth talker and slight perverted because he always hangs out with Jun and Yuu. A mangaka and also very skilled in technology. Actually a hardcore Otaku.
There is also Itano Tomo, 18. Has a very cute face and sometimes flirt. He has his own fashion company and is a great designer.
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The six of them are the head committee of Akiba Gakuen, AKBest. Unlike other schools, this school is partially run by students specially selected by the principal, Akimoto Yasushi. AKBest is very famous and respected in their school. Whenever they enter their school, all the girls will go "KYAAAAAA! JUN-SAMA! YUU-SAMA! SAE-SAMA etc etc ASDF I WANNA HAS YOUR BABIES!!" while all the guys aspire to be like them. AKBest lives in a mansion near their school owned by Yasushi. They also have students to help them.
They are:
Maeda Atsuko, 19. Kai's secretary. She likes to tease Kai about his awkwardness around girls.
Shinoda Haruna, 18. Mario's sister and assistant. Secretly in love with Yuu.
Akimoto Sayaka, 19. Yasushi's daughter. Can be very fierce at times. Maintains law and order in the mansion. However, she is overseas for two months for some reason that the author doesn't know.
Kasai Tomomi, 18. Tomo's girlfriend and model.
They all stay in another part of the mansion.
All of them are very famous in their school and even Japan. AKBest is specially trained by Akimoto Yasushi to become future entrepreneurs, leading Scientists and all-rounders etc.
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One day, Yasushi introduced 2 new members to the commitee.
Matsui Rena, 17
Kashiwagi Yuki, 17
"Eh? Jun, is that your relative or something?"
"No, she's not my relative." She looks so hot...
"From now on, Rena will be Jun's assistant while Yuki will be Mayu's assistant!" Yasushi says.
"Eh? I don't need an assistant..." Why is she looking at me like that? Why is my heart going all dokidoki?
"Nonsense! Your room is a mess full of manga and dvds lying around! You have been neglecting your duties for quite long you know?" Yasushi says.
"Fine..." OMG what is this feeling? Why do I feel so weird? Gahhhh... Let's just go and read manga.
*Jun about to leave the house probably to get girls*
"Jun-sama, where are you going~?" *Rena holds Jun's collar* "Do some administrative work that you have put off for a month first~" Rena said with chilling bright smile.
Shit. Shit. Now I can't go out to the pub anymore. Curse you Yasushi-sama!
-meanwhile in Mayu's room-
"Can you help me clean up while I read manga, this is the order I want the manga to be in... Blah blah blah"
*in a few seconds, room is all clean and manga neatly stacked*
"Now stop reading that manga and do your work first~" Yuki said as she snatches away the manga from Mayu's hand.
"NO! Return that manga! I need to get ideas for my next chapter!" Mayu tries to get the manga from Yuki.
Yuki uses her superspeed and dodges Mayu a lot of times. Mayu used his cyborg glasses and targeted Yuki.. He could now see Yuki's every movement in slow motion. After finding the perfect moment, he pounced on Yuki.
"Now give me back my manga!" *Yuki lying on bed, Mayu on top of her*
Sae: "Yo, Mayu. Did you see- OMG I'M SO SORRY FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR MOMENT!"
Mayu was so shocked that he lost balance and kissed Yuki. Yuu passed by his room and said, "Ohoho! Our cyborg is in love!"
Mayu immediately got up and pushed away Yuu.
He looked at Yuki.
"Y-you..." Yuki said while looking down.
"I'm sorry!"
"YOU!! BASTARD!!!"
*slap slap punch kick kick*
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So? How is it? Sorry for any grammar mistakes.
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omg im in love with this fic so much already :inlove: thankyou so much :twothumbs i love it all the couples are so perfect :wub: :luvluv1: :luvluv2: :shy1: :shy2: :farofflook: :nya: please update soon :kneelbow: :on woohoo:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: poor them, playboys (Mayu and Jun) :rofl: :rofl: now they have to stay still in themansion :rofl:
and for Yuu, he can't be help :rofl: that guy never change :rofl: :rofl:
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Hahaha its so funny!!
I laugh a lot...!!
Mayu...he get a slap from yuki...
And Jun,wow rena its..well uh hot...LOL
Next i want the next chapter! Hehe
Thank
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lol really funny
especially the last part
poor mayu
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I like it, please continue!
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poor Mayu that sure hurt :hiakhiakhiak:
I can't wait for the next :ding:
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MAYUKI~ :lol: :lol: Poor Mayu~
Sae walked in right time :thumbup :thumbup
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OMG!! ikemen everywhere :D
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Woow Hooo
MAYUKI ...poor Mayu get Slap + Kick + Punch
That got to hurt
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LOL..i hope you will get cracky again soon..
wow,mayu kiss yuki..that's fast..
pliz continue :bow:
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...Still... fangirling... over danso episodes....
LOL HI GUYS. Thank you for all of your comments! So here's the next chapter.
Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 2
"Ah... Itai!" Mayu shouted while rubbing his cheeks and back. Thankfully, Yuki didn't kick him in his *ahem* if not he wouldn't be male anymore.
Before Mayu could do anything, someone shouted that it was time for dinner. Both of them walked down the staircase to the dining room.
The dining room had a huge table. The whole of AKBest and their assistants ate together everyday, even Yasushi-sama.
"Wow, Mayu. What's with all those bruises. Did Yuki go rough on you?" Yuu half-shouted.
"But Mayu was on top..." Sae said.
"Just shut the fu-" Damn... My cheeks hurt so badly that I can't talk....
Yuu was about to tease Mayu again when Yuki glared at him. They all waited in silence for Rena and Jun to come down.
"NO!! RENA... PLEASE. DON'T TAKE AWAY MY PORN!!!" Jun clinged onto Rena's legs as she walked down the stairs. Rena stopped and turned back. She started biting her nails and laughing madly and tore his porn books. Jun's face was like OMG MY PORN NOOO OMG SHE'S CRAZY. Everyone watched this in amazement.The mad playboy Jun was brought into such a state by just a girl. Even Yasushi could not control him.
Jun sat down between Mayu and Yuu.
"LOL Why did you allow her to do that to you?" Yuu teased.
"She... She's crazy... I almost got beaten up by her when I refused to do my work..."
"Now that everyone is here, we can start eating now. I'm sorry if Mayu and Jun gave you trouble, both of them are like that." Yasushi said.
"No! It's fine! I enjoy working with him. Ehehehehe." Rena said while smiling sadistically. Jun shivered.
Rena's meal was different from others. She only had vegetables and melonpan. And a lot, and I mean a lot of spicy sauce. A whole cup of spicy sauce. She drank the spicy sauce as if it was water. During the meal, Yasushi had an announcement.
"Jun, you will be in charge of Akiba Gakuen temporarily. Kai and Atsuko will be going somewhere. This starts tomorrow."
Both Kai and Jun almost choked on their food.
"What?! But Jun is so irresponsible and just plays around!"
'What?! But I want to go to the pub!"
"No buts. And that was why I hired Rena."
"And did I mention that Rena and Yuki will stay in Jun's and Mayu's room for tonight since their rooms aren't ready yet?" *almost everyone chokes*
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Kai was so angry that he stormed off to his room. Acchan ran after him.
"Kai, stop! You must know why first!" Acchan shouted. "Yasushi-sama is doing this to help you relax around girls!"
"WTF?!!" Kai shouted back. Acchan entered his room. She moved closer and closer to Kai.
"You know, just the both of us... Away from everyone..." Acchan whispered into Kai's ear. Before Kai could do anything, Acchan gently pushed him onto his bed and started kissing him. Kai was shocked but replied the kiss. He flipped over so that he was on top. He pinned Acchan's wrists onto the bed and started kissing her, this time more forceful.
"It seems that you aren't really tense around girls."
"If its you I wouldn't mind..."
"We should stop you know, we haven't had our dinner yet."
"I shall have you as my dinner then." Kai smirked.
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Jun was about to make a dash for the pub but he heard the sound of someone biting her nails.
"Ehehehe. Jun-sama, where are you going? I have to teach you how to run the school." Rena said as she dragged Jun back to his room.
-In Jun's room-
"My god... Please stop this!! First you took away my alcohol. Then my porn!" Jun said as he pushed Rena onto a wall. "You better give me back my stuffs or I will kiss you..." Rena tried to laugh manically but couldn't. She also could not bite her nails because Jun was too close to her. All she could do was blush.
Jun leaned closer and closer...
"I-I'll make up for the porn!" Rena shouted before Jun could kiss her. What the f*ck did I just say?!!
What the hell?!! Did she mean it?
"N-no! I mean you can kiss me but I will definitely not-"
Before Rena could say anything, Jun kissed her.
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-In Mayu's room-
"What the hell was the beating for?"
"You kissed me you jerk!"
Mayu noticed Yuki turning away and blushing. He smirked.
"That was your first kiss right?"
"Eh?"
"If not, why would you react like that?" Mayu said as he edged closer to Yuki.
"Anyone would react like that!"
"Not the girls I kissed before though." Mayu said. "And since you're sleeping here tonight, what should I do to get my revenge?"
"E-eh?! HENTAI!" Yuki pushed Mayu out of his room and locked the door.
Mayu:Wtf was I thinking when I said that? Hey! Open the door! I was just kidding!!
*Yuki opens door* Yuu was standing behind Mayu and pushed him so Mayu fell onto Yuki. Mayu was on top of Yuki again.
Why is my heart going dokidoki?! Both of them thought.
Before anything else could happen, Yuu took a photo of them.
"Ohohoho! Nice position by the way!" Yuu shouted.
"Yuu... You. Are. Going. to DIEEEE!" Yuki and Mayu said as they chased him.
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LOL
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i love junrena..
rena made for jun's porn magazine..that's wow..jun doesn't need any porn magazine anymore..LOL..
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become speechless when kid make this kind of story.. haha
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Arghh...
Rena allowed Jun to kiss her...
Evil Yuu Pushing Mayu ...Mayuki
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Omg just started reading this and it's hilarious!! XD
So funny :lol:
Though if only it was longer... :w00t: :w00t: :w00t:
Update soon~
Very very good. :heart:
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@yukofan. Lol, Jun is only 16 XD I'm only 12 too LOL
@msst28. LOL YES BE SHOCKED BY THE PERVYNESS AND CRACK OF A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL LOL! I was inspired by all of the pervy writers LOL JK I was inspired by the gheyness of AGAYB LOL
@xxx20 Yuu is not evil, he's pervy LOL
@Popsicle. I'm glad you like it :D
I'm so happy that you guys like it!
And oh my god... 2000+ views! Thank you everyone!! I rabu you guys more than AGAYB... JUST KIDDING I DON'T!!! MWAHAHAHA
Lol I can only update on weekends and hopefully Wednesdays... 80+ days to PSLE(primary school leaving examination) and I really hope to get Top 3... There's $$$ for me and I can get into a good school. I really hope there's a wota/fujoshi/Yuri manga reader in secondary school LOL
My teachers especially my Science teacher is pushing my class like mad... So I'm super busy.
Perhaps I'll be a medical/psychology student in future? LOL. I wanna become a lawyer just like Apollo Justice/Phoenix Wright. Because of the $$$
In Singapore almost all primary school students has tuition lol. But luckily my parents don't give me stress at all LOL.
I rabu all of you guys ;u; your comments makes me really happy lol.
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Noncrack but still this kid had such a lively fantasy... :rofl:
Hilarious!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACCHAN! ATSUMINA OS AND UPDATES TMR!!!
I seem to be getting my crack back LOL
I think I'll implement my crack into Rabu Rabu Virus cos I love AKB ikemen. And I'm more used to guys cos 90% of my friends are guys and I'm the perviest LOL
Stay cool bros! :rock:
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LOOLLL this house is crazy, I can’t stop laughing xDDD
Mayuki is always the best <3 and Rena, or should we call her Gekirena so cute ><
Thank you and update please, can’t wait xD
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@megumi Thx!
@Playgirlz LOL CRACKADDICT lol! Somehow all my fics are cracky lol.
So here's the short Atusmina OS I promised! [Crack ending?] I wrote this down on paper first lol XD
Birthday Present
My name is Maeda Atsuko. Yesterday was my birthday. I am the ace of AKB48 but I am graduating on 27 August.
Being the ace and all that, I was so fahking busy and overworked so I could only make a partial appearance... I could imagine all my oshis raging like mad. Luckily Tomochin didn't spoil my cake or anything.
*sigh* Even though I had a seitansai, Minami didn't give me anything... Today is my off day but Minami is not at home, so I decided to sleep. Just as I was about to sleep, I heard knocks on the door. Frustrated, I unlocked the door. All I could see was Minami carrying lots of gifts and presents. Before she fell, I helped her put some of them on the table.
"Gomen ne Acchan! I only remembered your birthday after the seitansai..."
WHAT?! That baka!! She's my girlfriend yet she can't even remember my birthday?!
I pouted and looked away.
"Mou, Acchan... I'm sorry. Can you please stop pouting?"
Aha! Now I remember. Takamina is very weak when I pout. I decide to tease her.
"What should I do then?" I said as I bit my lips seductively.
"N-no, stop it."
I licked my lips and walked closer to Minami.
"Stop doing that, Acchan. I'm afraid I can't control myself anymore."
Minami pushed me down to the sofa. She kissed me. The kiss was sweet at first but it got deeper and deeper. I could feel Minami's tongue nudging at the entrance of my mouth. I let her tongue enter as we had a heated french kiss. We pulled away for air. Minami started kissing my neck, my most sensitive part.
"Hyannn... Ahh... Minami..." I could not help but let out those embarrassing sounds. I tried to cover my face but Minami pulled my hands away.
"Don't be embarrassed, Acchan." She kissed my lips again while her hands were busy removing my shirt. Leaning close to my ear, she whispered in a husky voice.
"I'll give you a birthday present you'll never forget."
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CRACK ENDING (Please don't kill me)
Acchan: Minami, do you want to know the reason I want to graduate?
Takamina: Eh? I thought its because you want to be an actress?
Acchan: No, I want you to move to Canada with me. We can marry there legally you know.
Takamina: What about AKB48?
Acchan: Screw our oshis. The fricking paparazzis and management have been cockblocking us like, I dunno, since we debuted?
Takamina: That makes sense. We could probably sell videos of our sexytimes and make more money than we do in AKB48.
Acchan: And our oshis would be shipping us even harder.
Takamina: Deal. I'll graduate together with you and move to Canada.
Acchan: Yay!!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 3
(Jun POV)
I pushed Rena onto the wall and kissed her. That Rena... She's been giving me trouble for the whole day. I can't even read manga now! All I did was to work, work and work. Now I know why Kai is so awkward around girls.. I deepened the kiss by pushing my tongue into her mouth. I could feel her grabbing onto my arms and trying to push me away.
"You know.. You're trying to push me away but your face seems to be saying something else..." I said as my hands started roaming around her body. She was blushing like mad.
"N-no... Ahhhh.. Jun.. stop it..." Whatever she was saying or doing, it turned me on. I was never like this... Even though I was a playboy, I would always ask for the girl's permission before touching her...
(Rena POV)
What the hell... A moment ago I was having complete control of Jun but now he's dominating me. I can't believe that he's kissing me. His hands went underneath my shirt and touched me everywhere. I could not help but moan. This is really wrong... Why is he doing this to me? Please stop it!!!
(Flashback)
"No! Uncle, what are you doing? Don't touch me!" Rena screamed as a middle-aged man approached the young girl. He had an evil grin as he started touching the girl.
"NO!! Onii-chan!! Save me!!"
The man started removing the girl's clothes and kissing her. The girl was crying and screaming for help. Just then, a boy older than the girl stepped into the room and pushed the man away with all his strength.
"Damn you, how dare you do that?!" The man said.
The boy ran in front of his sister and said,"No one touches Rena-chan!" The man shoved the boy away.
"F*cking idiots, I've been providing for you my whole life! Ungrateful bastards..." The man said as he punched the boy. "Let's have some fun now, eh?!"
(flashback end)
(no one's POV)
Rena was crying. Something in her mind snapped. All of a sudden, Jun was sent crashing to the ground.
"Ehehehe. You bastard. Die!" Rena shouted as she punched Jun continuously. Rena then broke everything in the room. She kicked down the door and went about on a rampage. Mayu, Yuki and Yuu were shocked and tried to stop her. "Go away you bastards...!" She punched all of them. Yuu called the security in. The guards came and were all getting beaten by Rena. Sae came and held Rena. The security put her in restraints and locked her in the room. Only sudden, creepy laughs and horrible knocking sounds came from the room.
"Oh my god... What was I doing..." Jun said while looking down. "It's too late to do anything now. I already told you to stop being a playboy!" Sae shouted before punching Jun. "I know... I deserve this. I just didn't expect this..." Jun said.
"Onii-chan! Save me... Please..." The laughs stop and everyone could hear Rena sobbing. Yasushi immediately came down and scolded Jun.
"The restraints won't hold her for long." Yasushi said before dialing a number on his phone.
"Hello? Ah, Akimoto-sama? WHAT?! HE DID WHAT TO MY SISTER?! I'll be there soon!" The voice on the phone said.
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In half an hour, an ikemen came. He was wearing glasses. A cute girl was also with her He looked very angry and went to the room Rena was in. He hugged the sobbing girl as he said,"Don't worry... Onii-chan will always be here!"
"Onii-chan.. Please... Don't leave me..." Rena said before falling asleep.
The ikemen went out of the room, demanding to know who was the one who caused her to be in such a state. Jun looked down as he stepped forward. The ikemen held Jun by his collar.
"You f*cking a*sshole!! How dare you do that to my sister...!" Before he could punch Jun, the girl stopped him. Yasushi told the ikemen everything.
"Akimoto-sama, I'm sorry but I can't let Rena work for such a person!"
"I'll... I'll make up for it. I'll be serious from now on." Jun said, kneeling down before the ikemen. The ikemen was shocked.
"F*ck you... Just leave my sister alone!" The ikemen said. The butlers led him and the girl into a room and they stayed there for a night.
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-next day-
"Eh? Why am I in restraints?" Rena said before hopping to the door. "Let me out!"
The ikemen heard this and immediately went to open the door. He removed the restraints and hugged Rena.
"Onii-chan?" Rena said. "Onii-chan!!!"
Jun came down and apologised to Rena. Rena was shocked but she forgave Jun.
"I'm going to be serious now... I'm so sorry Rena..." Jun said.
"Its okay now, right?" Rena smiled. It seemed that Rena had forgotten about everything.
It was then known later that Rena was almost raped by her uncle was she was 12. She has forgotten about the incident but she will have sudden outbursts. After she calms down, she will forget about everything once again.
Sae asked the ikemen and the girl for his name.
"Matsui Airi desu." "Takayanagi Akane desu."
"Akimoto-sama, please let me stay here... I want to take care of my sister." Airi said.
"Sure!"
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For the whole day, Rena was being deredere with Airi. Jun was in his room working.
Yosh. I'll not let Rena down again! I'll work hard!!
*a few minutes*
WTF IS THIS SHIT???? *begs Sae for help*
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Mario: Yuu, Haruna is going to come back tonight.
Yuu(about to grope Yuki): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!
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Short but... I just revealed a bit of their past! Idk what I just wrote... but mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kojiyuu next! And yes, there will be furuyanagi!
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Poor Rena, Jun should be more kind to her :OMG:
And lol at the last part, Jun and Yuu are hopeless :bigdeal:
Thank you :luvluv2:
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Birthday present...Hahaha...
the ending part makes me laugh really hard... :w00t:
Please more atsumina... :thumbup
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Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 4(Kojiyuu appearance!!)
"Onii-chan!!!"
"Haruna!" Mario said as he ran forward to hug Haruna.
Haruna just got back from overseas. And she bought thousands of games. DS games, wii games, PSP games, xbox360 games, pc games, everything. The games are dating sims, rpgs, action, music, etc etc. Just imagine one whole mountain of games.
Now you may find it weird that such a beautiful girl like Shinoda Haruna is a hardcore gamer. But she is. If you enter her room, she has all the consoles custom painted and modified. Her computer has 1TB of ram and her mouse is 9999dpi. Her keyboard has shortcuts for skills, etc etc. She designs games and they are very popular, even more popular than pokemon, Modern Warfare etc etc. Her room is also soundproof and all that gaming jargon blah blah blah.
But she always spends time with her brother. They look like a couple from afar. It seems that Yuu has no chance, doesn't he? However, Haruna likes Yuu a lot. Yuu also likes Haruna a lot. The usually perverted Yuu will always try to behave as well as he could in front of Haruna. Haruna likes teasing him about his pervertedness and all Yuu does is blush.
But they both don't know that their love is mutual.
So when Haruna came back Yuu was super excited. Haruna asked Yuu to help her with the games. Yuu immediately agreed.
-In Haruna's room-
"Woahhhh... sugoi!!" Yuu said as he entered Haruna's room. He's never been to Haruna's room before.
"I need you to help me play these games and tell me about the blah blah blah blah blah. Because some noobs keep saying bad shit about me on Blackshot."
LOL DID SHE JUST SWEAR?!!!
*Blackshot game starts* Haruna=haru3
Everyone: F*CK YOU HARU3 STOP CAMPING!!!
haru3: Fine.
Everyone: The way haru3 speaks sounds like a girl. Maybe haru3 is a girl?
haru3: So what if I am a girl? I killed your clan leader lol n00bz.
Everyone: Lol, she's very gooo with melee weapons.
Person 2: Lol, she learned that from the kitchen LOL.
Everyone: LOLOLOLOL
*haru3 kills everyone*
"Haruna-chan, you shouldn't provoke them like that." Yuu said.
"Why? But its fun seeing all those noobs getting killed once they respawn."
Yuu: -speechless-
-meanwhile in Jun's room-
"WTH? WHY IS RUNNING THE SCHOOL SO DIFFICULT?! WHAAAT DAFUQ IS THIS? SO MANY REQUESTS FOR NEW CLUBS?! MELONPAN CLUB?!!!! WHO THE F*CK WOULD WANT TO JOIN THAT?!!!" Jun shouted as he stared at the computer.
"Ehehehe. I would. No one will insult melonpan." Rena said, glaring at Jun.
Jun gulped. There were endless emails from students and teachers. Reschedule timetable, change teachers, add more rooms, requests. Seriously WTF?!! Now I know how Kai feels... Invting guests?!! NOW I SERIOUSLY KNOW WHY THE WHOLE OF AKBEST IS PARTYING EXCEPT FOR KAI.. I LOVE YOU BRO. THANKS FOR SHOULDERING ALL THIS WORK.
-meanwhile over at wherever Kai is-
Remember the raeping scene in Mendol? Where Persona goes into a club with the director? This is exactly that scene just that Acchan is the director/pimp while there are about 2 times more girls.
"ACCHAN!! SAVE ME!! I'M GONNA GET RAPED BY ALL THIS FANGIRLS!!
"LOL TOO BAD KAI THIS IS WHAT YASUSHI-SAMA ASKED ME TO DO!!!" Acchan said before exiting and locking the club.
Girly screams of "DON'T TOUCH ME!!! NO DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES!!!" could be heard.
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Yuu was chilling in his room when he heard a few knocks on the door.
He went to the door and was shocked to see Haruna. He immediately closed the door and swept all his porn and leftover food and underwear under his bed and opened the door again.
"Uwehh..." Haruna sobbed.
Yuu asked her what happened.
"I was playing the new amnesia game that the company sent me... I used a mod to remove all the monsters because I can't handle horror games... B-but then... EGHNAEROHRHOPAQWR I'M SO SCARED... MARIO-NII ISN'T AT HOME TOO..." Haruna cried as Yuu hugged her.
"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Haruna asked.
"EHHHHHH?!! NONONO!! I MEAN YES YOU CAN!!! I'D LOVE TO!! I MEAN YES BUT I'LL SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM THEN!"
*Tugs onto Yuu's sleeve* "Please don't leave me alone..."
What's with her??? SHE'S SO CUTE!!!! This is a great chance for me to confess!! *gulp* WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG TONIGHT?!! OSHIMA YUU, CALM DOWN. JUST. CONFESS.
"Ano... Haruna?"
"Hmmm?"(still sobbing)
"Actually... I love you, Haruna.I know I'm a perverted and crazy guy who can't compare to your brother... I mean Mario is so gentlemanly, tall and kind... Unlike me who flirts around. But whenever I'm with you I feel something special... I think I might have become serious... I'm just a few cm taller than you. I'm not reliable at all.. I'll become serious for you, Haruna... I love you. If you don't like me-"
Haruna hugged Yuu before he could say anything else. "I also love you too. You're so cute and funny. Why would I even like Mario? He's my brother and he's always so tense and serious. I like you just the way you are."
Their faces leaned in closer and closer until their lips met.
Haruna and Yuu kissed for a short while.
"I'll protect you from all the monsters," Yuu said while hugging Haruna.
Both of them fell asleep shortly after...
-meanwhile at Mayu's-
"Thanks Sasshi for the concert tickets. I think Yuki would be killing met if I stayed at home."
"No problem. You've never seen your cousin in action before right? By the way did you bring lightsticks?"
"I don't have lightsticks so I brought these..." *takes out cosplay lightsabers*
All the wotas: WTH?!!!
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A blonde ikemen carrying luggage and a saxaphone stood at the gate of the mansion.
"Shit. They changed the locks." He said with a faint accent.
He rang the bell impatiently.
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Sorry for no sexy KojiYuu LOL. Blackshot is a game taht I used to play. Sorry if its short or anything because I don't really have time.
Guess who the ikemen is~
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"I was playing the new amnesia game that the company sent me... I used a mod to remove all the monsters because I can't handle horror games... B-but then... EGHNAEROHRHOPAQWR I'M SO SCARED... MARIO-NII ISN'T AT HOME TOO..." Haruna cried as Yuu hugged her.
"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Haruna asked.
"EHHHHHH?!! NONONO!! I MEAN YES YOU CAN!!! I'D LOVE TO!! I MEAN YES BUT I'LL SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM THEN!"
*Tugs onto Yuu's sleeve* "Please don't leave me alone..."
Haruna is so cute~~~ :mon lovelaff:
Blonde ikemen and a saxophone??~~ KUMI~~~~ :tama-laff:
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OMG KOJIYUU :wub: :wub: :wub: , I WANT MORE!!!
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Kojiyuu
Wow....lol Melon p an club :twothumbs I
Jun is funny !!!!
KUMI !!!!! :heart:
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OMG Rena!!!!! Even if it's scary I like the Gekikara mode!
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hahaha..i love haruna's character here <3
eh,kojiyuu slept together and nothing happen? haha,i like it..
melonpan club? LOL...let me join the club..
i really enjoy everypart or ur fic..
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you everyone for reading my fic!!!
Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 5
-at concert-
"So, during the instrumental, you're supposed to chant." Sasshi said.
"Ohh so its like KATON! GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU?" Mayu said excitedly.
"*sweatdrop* Omg you're such an otaku... No... This is what wotas do...blahblhabadgjqotek2t4ursdb" Sasshi said.
-at the mansion-
"Gahhhh who the fck is it ringing the bell? What are the butlers doing?" Jun said frustatedly as he tried to surf for porn. Rena was being deredere with Airi so Jun finally had the time to do what he wants. He went all the way to the gate and was happy to see the ikemen.
"KUMI!!"
"JUN!!! WHAT THE FACQ HAVE YOU BEEN DOING I'VE BEEN PRESSING THE BELL FOR LIKE I DUNNO 9999 TIMES!!!"
"I'M SORRY LOL BUT A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED SINCE YOU LEFT JAPAN!!! COME IN BRO!!!"
*enters mansion*
Yasushi: Kumi!!! I thought you were in England studying music?
Kumi: Lol I know, I already finished the course.
Jun: How did you even survive in England? Spelling June as Junbrid.(A/N SKE NO MAGICAL RADIO 2 LOL)
So Jun filled Kumi in on all the stuff that happened, including the Rena/Gekikara thingy.
"Lol too bad bro."
Just then, Mayu and Sasshi came back from the concert. Everyone was surprised to see Kumi.
"Oh yeah, Non-chan told me to give you this." Kumi said, passing something to Sasshi.
It was an official letter from AVEXrecords. The letter stated:
Dear Sashihara-san and Yagami-san,
We would like you to be part of WaRouka's new PV. The members have specifically chosen you two.
Please come to AVEXrecords studio tomorrow at 1pm. (A/N IDK WHAT TO NAME THE GROUP LOLS AND I SUBTLY ADDED KANON AS A NEW CHAR)
Sasshi was overjoyed. A wota's dream come true. And of course he would be able to see Lovetan and spazz over her.
epiclulz: So let me introduce the new characters right in the middle of the story!!!
Yagami Kumi, 17. Went to England for 2 years to study music. An expert at playing the saxaphone but can be a baka at times. Boyfriend of Kimoto Kanon.
Kimoto Kanon,16. Member of WaRouka. Yagami Kumi's girlfriend. The young and cute member of WaRouka.
That night, Sasshi could hardly sleep. He was so excited about what to do when he meets Lovetan and what he would say and what stuff to give to her and which albums/posters to sign.
omg I'm seeing Lovetan yay yay she's so cute I hate Mayu I'm so fricking jealous I want to kill him why can't I be her cousin oh wait if I'm her cousin I can't date her but in Japan marriage between cousins is legal wait WTF am I thinking??? Calm down. You're just filming a PV together with them. I wonder what type of PV would include guys with them? Backup dancers maybe???
-next day at AVEXrecords studio-
All the girls of WaRouka were fangirling over the handsome Sasshi and Kumi. Sasshi was fanboying over them while Kumi remained cool and composed, trying his best not to be derpy in front of Kanon.
"Hi guys. I'm going to brief you on the PV," The director said. The director was Oshima Miko, the aunt of Yuu and also very pervy.
"We have decided to drop the cutesy image partially and let fans see the new image of the members. The PV will be dark, sexy, etc etc. Although there has been kissing and gravure in previous PVs, the lyrics of this song is very WTF. So basically this is the most WTF PV the group has ever filmed. Oh and Sashihara-san and Yagami-san, please do not reveal your personal details because I'm sure you will receive a lot of hate mail."
The boys were shocked when the director told them what they had to do. However, on the inside, they were megusta.
The song is "Seifuku ga jama wo suru". The song is about a girl's curiousity as she becomes a teenager.
Kumi had to french Kanon in the video.
"This isn't your first kiss right? He's also your boyfriend so I think a frech kiss will be okay." the director said
Kanon was blushing like crazy.
"Ermmm... We haven't had our first kiss yet." Kumi said.
"Ohhh all the more better for you! You have the liberty of taking your girlfriend's first kiss in such a way and on a PV too." Miko said.
Everyone sweatdropped at how pervy the director was.
So they filmed the scene for the first time and Kumi and Kanon were blushing so hard that they couldn't look into each other's eyes. Then they tried kissing.
"NONONO CUT!!! LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES! FEEL THE PASSION!!" Miko shouted.
All the members were like WTF IS WRONG WITH OUR DIRECTOR WHAT IF OUR NEW SINGLE GETS BANNED.
After much persuasion from the members, Miko decided that they could just kiss.
Take #6 (IDK how to write kissing scenes properly so just imagine KataFai but with Ikemen Kumi inside)
"PERFECT!!!" Miko shouted. (Imagine the AKBINGO ep where Haruna dansoes as Jack Sparrow and Yuko says perfect.)
So only the popular members, Aika and Kumi got the kissing scenes. However, the dance moves were VERY SUGGESTIVE just like After School's Flashback and almost all of SISTAR's dance moves. Miko was not satisfied with the PV but the staff decided that it was enough.
-after the filming-
Sasshi: Omg... Kumi.. help me... I'm gonna nosebleed...
Kumi: Me too... What's with Yuu's aunt...
Sasshi: Omg........ wth did we just do in that PV.
Kumi: Omg... we took away the lolis' innocence...
Sasshi: Just imagine the wotarage...
Miko: Ok, since the filming is done, lets check out the new PV!
*PV starts*
AH~!
AH~!
AH~!
Why does it become night
So fast in Shibuya?
We met for a little bit
The two of us on the usual way home from school
Surprisingly before we say it
It gets close to my curfew at the game center
But it’s the start of love
Because there’re various things happening
You say “Let’s go back”
Like a nice guy,
But your real intentions are different
Hey, what do you want to do?
My school uniform is in my way
I want to love more freely
Take me somewhere
A faraway world I don’t know
My school uniform is in my way
I want to love more freely
Don’t look at me with those eyes
As though I’m only a high-school girl
Even if someone (someone)
Is watching,
It’s no concern of ours
Kiss me
AH~!
AH~!
AH~!
AH~!
The people passing by
Want to say something,
But love’s instincts
Can’t be stopped by any glance
Even though you put your arm around my shoulders
Even though you turn your hand to my hips
The two of us aren’t doing
Anything bad
I’ll cling on
And take you in
If you’re feeling excited
The result will be there, right?
Toss aside my school uniform
I want to play more naughtily
I’ll do whatever you make me do
I want to know the fun of an adult
Toss aside my school uniform
I want to play more naughtily
I want to savor this thrill,
But I’m a high-school girl
Whatever (whatever)
Comes along,
It’ll be one way or another
Hug me
AH~!
AH~!
My school uniform is in my way
I want to love more freely
Take me somewhere
A faraway world I don’t know
My school uniform is in my way
I want to love more freely
Don’t look at me with those eyes
I’m only a high-school girl
Even if someone (someone)
Is watching,
It’s no concern of ours
It’s no concern of ours
It’s no concern of ours
Kiss me
AH~!
AH~!
AH~!
AH~!
AH~!
WaRouka: Wow... Fanservice heavy...
Staff: So its either the fans like it or hate it because of Sashihara-san and Yagami-san. But the girl fans will be super excited.
Staff: All right! Go and rest! We don't have any more photoshoots etc etc.
So Kumi went on a date with Kanon and Aika decided to go to the mansion with Sasshi.
"So how's living like Mayu-kun like?"
"Uhhh... It's okay." OMG LOVETAN IS TALKING TO ME KYAAA KYAAA I WANT TO TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND HOW JEALOUS OF MAYU I AM ASDFGHJKL. WHY CAN'T SHE CALL ME RINO-KUN???!!!
Lovetan:Why did I even request for Rino-kun to be my partner in the PV... I should've chose Mayu instead.. Now I'm feeling so weird talking to Rino-kun...
They were about to cross the road when a car sped towards them.
"LOVETAN! ABUNAI!!" Sasshi said as he pulled Lovetan towards the sidewalk.
The two of them were locked in a tight embrace. This was very much like the scene in the PV. Aika looked up to see Sasshi's handsome and caring face. While inside Sasshi's brain, he was fanboying like crazy and thinking of something cool to say. However, their faces just moved closer and closer.
"OMG IS THAT LOVETAN?"
"YOU MEAN LOVETAN FROM WAROUKA?"
"SASSHI FROM AKBEST!!!"
"OMG IM GOING TO SHIP THEM FROM NOW ON!!!"
A bunch of fangirls and fanboys ran towards them.
Instinctively, Sasshi grabbed Aika's hands and ran like crazy. They turned into an alley while all the mad fans continued running in the wrong direction.
"Haa... That was close..." Sasshi said. He noticed Aika blushing. He then realised that he was straddling her to the wall. He immediately backed away and said sorry.
"Since it has become like this... I have no choice but to tell you..." Aika said.
Eh? Is she going to tell me how much she hates me for kissing her??!!!
"Since I've met you... At the mansion a few years back.. I fell in love with you. You were such a funny guy, trying to impress me but failed. But in my eyes, you never failed. That's why I chose you to be in the PV... Rino-kun, I love you!"
"Lovetan... I-I love you too!" Rino said before kissing Aika.
Both of them decided to go on a date instead.
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SASSHIRABU I SHIP THEM SO HARDD!!! ANYONE HAS LINK TO MAJIGAKU3 ENG SUBBED?
IDK WHAT IM WRITING GAHHHH
I'M NOT BEING MYSELF LATELY I FEEL SO OFF
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LoL somehow it kind a turned a little crak :rofl:
Hopefully you found it by now but I think sub48? have subbed MJG3...
Thank you for your LuL fic
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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HI THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING IT TO OVER 3000 VIEWS!!!!
I'M JUST REALLY STRESSED IN SCHOOL LOL
Gingham Check is kinda forgettable... But Yuko is still awesome LOL
I'M SO HAPPY THAT THE SASHIHARASSMENT BEGAN IN HKT48!!!!!!!! Here's the pic (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-afS8OQDp264/T_cSeBauh2I/AAAAAAAASkw/ImHBWLGOdro/s1600/87a13f75.jpg). How do I change the size of embedded pics? Wanted to embed but its too large LOL. A short fic to express my love to the lolis and Sasshi :D
Sashiharassmentが始まるよ [CRACK]
Hi!!! I'm Sashihara Rino from HKT48!!! Arigatou Yasushi-sama for letting me join a group of lolis!!!
But I got separated from Lovetan... AHHH WHO CARES I GOT A BUNCH OF LOLIS TO HARASS.
So it all began with the stupid tabloid. I was tricked you know?!! My supposed ex-boyfriend claimed to be a loli so I decided to meet him!!! Then it turned out that he was a guy but he looked like a shota. I ONLY FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS OLDER THAN ME THROUGH THE TABLOID!!!
BUT NOW I GOT MAH LOLIS TO HARASS.
The lolis in HKT are really cute!! Unlike the NMB lolis. That fahking Momoka almost raeped me last time. They're really submissive LOL. Perhaps because I'm their senpai?
And no, you sickos. I will never raep them at this age. I like my lolis to be pure!! So I start off with harassment... Then dating... Nice and slowly until they're legal.
So I could finally meet that cute loli girl that got into the senbatsu!!!
Me and the lolis talked about the singles and albums we released.
THEN I MENTIONED KATAFAI!!!
All the lolis were "KYAAAA KYAAA JURINA-SENPAI KAKKOI!!!"
I activated my pedomode. JUST KIDDING I NEVER TURNED MY PEDOMODE OFF LOL
Sakura-channnn has really big and cute ears.
Pefrect for nomming on just like the katafai scene.
Of course, the lolis were shocked when I asked them their thoughts about the *ahem* scenes. Then I decided not to nom on her ears afterall.
That might even create more scandals.
To make up for it, I took sashiharassment photos with the lolis ^_^
They finally had a taste of Sashiharassment!!! I'm enjoying my time in HKT!!!!!
I just love my lolis!!! Now I'm trying to know everyone.
NEXT I'LL BE TAKING THEIR FIRST KISS!!! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!
I'm just super excited about what I'll do in HKT!! Ufufufufufu.
Some of the lolis have bigger boobs than I do though...
BUT I GOT MAH LOLIS.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO KISSING THEM!!!
I hope they have a bikini summer single soon!
In AKB most of the lolis I harassed before are turning 18 this year...
BUT NOW I GOT MAH HKT LOLIS!!!!
I RABU MY HKT LOLIS!!!!
SO CUTE AND PURE AND INNOCENT!!!!
BUT THEY WON'T BE AS INNOCENT NOW THAT I'M WITH THEM!!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
BYE I'M OFF TO HARASS TEH LOLIS!!
LET THE SASHIHARASSMENT BEGIN!!!!!
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Jajaaja sashii .. all the lolis in the world are in dangerous...
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Yeah, AKB has less lolis nowdays..the ones who was lolis now growing older..
I’m happy for sasshi…she found her own happiness in HKT48 LOL..
Loli all the way!!
Btw, my most fav loli is hoshino minami from nogizaka46..LOL..
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Hahaha! Sasshi is so funny!
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@haruko Jailbaits.
@yukofan Mayu turned 18... There's a song in her new single called twintail wa mou shinai... I LOVE HER TWINTAIL HAIRSTYLE WHY CANT YOU ALL LOLIS REMAIN AS JAILBAITS WHYYYY WHYYYYY but now Mayu can buy yuri hentai and discuss them with Airin LOL BTW your location is in Jurina's bed? Hohohohoho!
@kahem Sasshi is teh crack. I think Sasshi is awesome.
Well I met my ex-Maths olympiad teacher and he's a mega pervert LOL. The whole recess we were talking about boobs and butts and the pervyness of our class and AKBikinis and the yuriness of AKB. And he taught us good vocab LOL. He knows about kamasutra too. My friends said that if he was our health ed teacher I would be the top student LOL. And I saw my first Yuri anime :D Usually I read manga but the anime is from an eroge. Its Sono hanabira ni kuchizuke o. Reo is so cuuuute. And thanks Ohayou-san for sending me the link to majigaku :) Kanon is awesome. Nantene? Kumi - small ears LOL. But I still prefer the old majigaku. Maybe I like seifuku? Just like Airin LOL
So I got a random idea. Should I continue this?
Kore wa nezumi desu ka? (Cenezu. Double the loliness. And yes, Mayu will be considered an eternal loli to me)
*Gekikara walks into club room injured rather severely*
"Urghhh... That noob ass first year..."
"Gekikara~ Didn't I tell you not to fight?" Yuko said.
"Yes. But that @$$hole insulted spicy melonpan! She compared it to her stupid book!"
"Hm. I've never heard of her. Ahhh all thanks to the stay in hospital. Nevermind I'll go check on her." Yuko said
Oshima Yuko, 17. Had some illness at first but Torigoya cured her using some massage skillz. But who knows, maybe she just faked illness just to get Torigoya's attention?
*Yuko walks into first year room*
"YUKO-SAMA!!" Everyone greets her.
Team fondue and Team hormone were having a gathering there. They told Yuko to look at the biology classroom.
-at biology classroom-
"Ahhh... Nezumi... It hurts..."
"Eh? But I just started..."
WAHHHHT DAFUQQQ AM I HEARING?!!!!!
"No!! Nezumi!! Stop!!"
WHAT??? THE GIRL WHO BEAT GEKIKARA IS SO WEAK ACTUALLY?!! OHOHOHOHO THE FIRST YEARS ARE ADVANCED!!
Moans could be heard from the room.
"Center.. You're usually so brave but now..."
"It-its my f-first time after all!"
AH MAI GAHHH WTH??? WAIT WHY DOES MY HAND HAVE BLOOD? I'M NOSEBLEEDING???!!!
Before anything else could happen, Yuko fell down through the door.
Center immediately put on her clothes and looked away shyly. Nezumi scowled at Yuko.
"Y-you were doing it in the class?" Yuko asked while covering her nose, trying to stop the bleeding.
"You hentai president of rappapa. For fcks sake no. Center was just injured by Gekikara."
"F*ck it hurts... My first time taking a trashing..." Center said disappointedly.
"T-then why did you remove her clothes?"
Nezumi looked at the perverted president of rappapa before facepalming herself. Then Yuko noticed a bottle of disinfector(or whatever shit you call that shit).
"Eh??? You're into that type of stuff? Like the perverted doctor(Ohori Megumi LOL) in our school?"
Before Nezumi could facepalm herself again,which will cause her to get red marks over her cute loli face, and maked her looked like she got slapped by Yukirin for doing ecchi things in the dressing room Center said,"What the hell, that was just to clean my injuries. How did you even become the head of rappapa? Stop sending your minions and just let me fight Atsuko. Then you. I will take over rappapa for sure and let Yabakune know we are a REAL Yankee school instead of some perverted gay prison.(quoting from someone lol)"
"If you want to join rappapa you can always ask me nicely~ I'll let you and your oshiri friend join but on a few conditions~" Yuko said with her pedosmile on even though by age, she's also a jailbait.
"JUST GTFO ALREADY!"
*Yuko leaves*
"Ahh.. I wanted the hoodie girl to join me... She should remove the hoodie... Or alter it. It's so long that I can't see her butt fully. That uke cardigan girl too. Why must they all cover their nice butts??? If you got it, flaunt it!" Yuko said.
Sado was sweatdropping like crazy. WTF... She should be more worried about Acchan. Or even Yabakune. I sense trouble.
"By the way it seems that Acchan hasn't been in school for quite a while right?" Yuko said.
No one knew where Acchan went.
-at police station-
"G-get off me! You are a suspect!" A midget said.
"Nooo but you look like Minami... So cute~" Acchan said as she attacked the midget.
"I'm the police and you're the suspect! You are under my care!" The midget protested.
"So you like S&M huh?" Acchan smirked before pushing the midget down to the floor. "Your name is almost the same as hers... Takahashi Nami..."
"The only crime I ever committed is assaulting an enforcer of law... Which I'm doing now." Acchan said. "Let me out after this, okay? Hmm. Maybe not. I want to spend more time with youuuuuu~ Nami-chan~"
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So? How's it? Should I continue this?
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something wrong with my location? LOL
yes,i know that mayu's new song..mayu and nogizaka46. MAYUZAKA46 FTW! i think mayu isn't a loli anymore..i prefer she leave her twintail..Don't worry xxx48 still has many lolis..
about your new fic..
i love you..and your fic..you should continue this..this is so entertaining..
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yeah.. but atsumina part love it..sexadicchan dont harrassh so much to takadeka ;D
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continuous continuous
I love ATSUMINA and MAYUKI are the best couples
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OH MY GAWD! :tntrm: A definitely continue!
I'm almost nose-bleeding like the pervert Rappapa leader Yuko at (NezuCenta scene)
And hahah so that's why Acchan hasn't been there for a while :rofl: I like this version better.
Thank you for your update!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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OH MY GAWD! :tntrm: A definitely continue!
I'm almost nose-bleeding like the pervert Rappapa leader Yuko at (NezuCenta scene)
And hahah so that's why Acchan hasn't been there for a while :rofl: I like this version better.
Thank you for your update!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
you spoke my mind Megumi :thumbsup:
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Hello all.
Random short Crack OS(Akimoto Yasushi POV)
Haizzz... Acchan graduated.
My OTP since I started AKB48.
WHY DID SHE GRADUATE?!!!! Takamina must be lonely.
I'm gonna let her be supreme overlord over the girls... Its so heartbreaking to see Takamina alone.
I didn't want to at first, for the sake of Lovetan, but because Sasshi lost 5 lolis, I transferred her to HKT48.
Team 4 is just so innocent that I need their senpais to taint them.
I'm so damn depressed that AtsuMina
I can't
SO I DECIDED TO BREAK MAYUKI UP HAHAHAHAH
I FEED MYSELF WITH WOTA TEARS
For Kojiyuu... Well, if I let Haruna be in the same team as Yuko, Yuko'll probably molest her all day. But if I transferred Haruna to another group, everyone will get raped by Yuko, so :/
It seems like Shiriri needs to learn to handle long distance relationships with Yuki now. Just like Kojiyuu.
I'm not so heartless k. I'm just sad that Acchan graduated.
AKB Primary School (short crack)
AKB Primary School Chapter 3
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Meetan: Today we'll have a health check up!
Everyone except Yuko: Eh? Why?
Meetan: Because epiclulz has run out of pervy ideas so she decided to use the cliche but still pervy health check up.
Everyone: Ohhhhh. But who's going to be the nurse?
Meetan: Ohohoho! It's me because I used to be a medical student! :ding:
Everyone: :shock: *stares at lolis especially Manami*
Manami: Why is everyone staring at me?
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Meetan: Ufufufu. Time to measure your chest sizes.
(Lolis)Meetan: The lolis' chests are finally developing! *gropes* Lolis: KYAAAAAAA!!
(Haruna)Meetan: Woah! Haruna your chest is- *Yuko glares*
(Takamina)Meetan: Eh? I always thought you were a man and had no boobs.
Acchan: Its thanks to me that she has them! because I grope them
Takamina: *blush///*
(Acchan) Meetan: Yes. Now that Yuko has taken Takamina away I can raep her. Ufufufu. *gropes*
(Sasshi and Lovetan)Meetan: There's nothing for me to measure...
(Yuki) Meetan: Uwohhhh!! Huge oppai!
(Sae and Sayaka) Meetan: NO... I DON'T WANT TO TOUCH YOU... YOU'RE TOO MANLY...
(Mayu) Meetan: Nice butt~
(Yui) Meetan: Your boobs are big.
Yui: Are you sure? *looks down* Ah, honmayan.
(Momoka) Meetan: What are you doing? No, don't grope me!!
(Miyuki and Sayanee)Meetan: OMG BOTH OF YOU HAVE THE HUGEST OPPAI AND FOR SAYANEE I NEED MORE MEASURING TAPE YOURS IS TOO HUGE!! *gropes*
(Yuko) Meetan: Thank you for giving me this idea.
Yuko: So can I and Haruna be excused?
Meetan: Yes.
Yuko:*drags Haruna into an empty room*
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Meetan: Ok so there's nothing wrong with your bodies.
Everyone: YOU DON’T SAY???!!!!
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Acchan: Sensei, I think I will be going to Canada.
Takamina: Yeap, gay marriage is legal.
Everyone: Woahhhh Engrish!!! Are you prepared? What about school entrance examinations?
Acchan and Takamina: Yes! We studied about Shakespeare, Charles Dickens(LOLOLOL) and Jane Austen and all the posh noble shit writers.
Meetan: Haizz. Wish you all the best. (Thank god I touched Acchan’s boobs, if not I’ll never have the chance again...)
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-Acchan and Takamina taking exam-
Takamina: Oh I didn’t know there was a special exam for Japanese students! It seems like you need to translate some Japanese words into English.
Acchan: LOL, then we’ll pass for sure.
-walks into exam room, flip papers-
Both: Oh there’s only one question?!!!
英語に"木曜日"を翻訳してください。(Please translate “Thursday” into English)
Both: Oh~ That’s easy. Its Sathday!!!!
Tester: Dafuq???????
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-In School-
Takamina and Acchan: We failed the test…
Because PSLE is screwing me up XD... I can't write anymore and any longer. Except for some random crack shots.
So half hiatus until October 3.
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This was full of win :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'll be waiting for you to comeback and update some more crack :bow:
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muahahahaha..this is so LOLtastic, kiddo!
aki-p's POV : aki-p is depressed because her ultimate oshi is graduate so he made random shuffle..haha..glad to know that sasshi and rabutan in the same group now.
the check up : meetan only check the oppai? she didn't check the lower part?? tsk, she need to exam holistically.
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LOLOLOL still crack :rofl:
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hi thar everybody im back from exams
lololol I influenced 4 of my friends to like AKB48 and I found out that one of my friend is a mayuki shipper lol!!!!!
Thank you for following the not so loli crack lolicon XD I appreciate your rabu for crack lol. Examine not just the bewbs??!! I don't think I can write that LOL
So heres moaaar crack!!!! Sorry for the late update, I've been spazzing on AKB shows and stuff XD Some of the things here actually happened to me LOL
Warning: The following text contains immature and crude sexual humour.
AKB Primary School Chapter 4(not really chapters but idk wut to call them lol)
Misunderstood
Meetan: Where's Yuko??? She's late for class... *searching for Yuko*
Haruna: Woaahhh!! Yuuchan, your fingering is really good!!!!!
Yuko: Thanks ^_^
Haruna: Can I try too?
Meetan: WHHAAAAT AM I HEARING??!!
Haruna: Ah! Itai...
Yuko: Well, since its your first time it should hurt.
Meetan: WHAT??! YUKO, I AM UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. I GAVE YOU SO MANY CHANCES BUT ONLY UNTIL NOW??!!
Ah nevermind, at least I get to hear it.
Yuko: Actually I think it feels kinda good.
Meetan: *Haa haa* Must... not.. nosebleed... I'm a teacher...
Haruna: Why are some thicker than the others?
Meetan: THEY'RE NO LONGER USING THEIR FINGERS?!!! *mega nosebleed, falls into the room*
Yuko: Hi Meetan~ I'm teaching NyanNyan how to play the bass~
Pervertedness killed the squirrel
Meetan: Ok you need to do writeups on two animals.
Yuko: LOLOLOL TIME TO MISUSE THE COMPUTER
*proceeds to search for inappropriate stuffs about cats*
...a male cat's p*nis has a band of about 120–150 backwards-pointing penile spines, which are about one millimeter long...
Yuko: Wha- Whaa?!!! DAFUQ?!!! *utterly shocked and traumatised and speechless*
Haruna: Yuuchan, what's wrong?
Yuko: NyanNyan.. Thank god.. You're female...
Wrongly labelled
Sasshi: I don't get why people call me a lolicon!!!! It's unfair!!!
The lolis I harass are only a few years younger!!!
I'm a loli myself too!!!
Rena is also a lolicon!!!!!
Power of an otaku
Meetan: Class, you have to write a story based on the pictures given. You are to follow the bullet points blahblahblah...
*picture 1 shows girl and dog walking, picture 2 shows dog barking and digging, picture 3 shows a mysterious black bag, picture 4 shows question mark*
Airi: What am I supposed to do? Why are there three pictures given and a question mark? I'm supposed to draw a manga?
Airi's composition/manga: It was a sunny morning. I took my dog for a walk at the park nearby. My dog started barking suddenly and started digging.
To my surprise, it was a black bag. Curiousity overwhelmed me as I opened the bag. A cute kitten jumped out of the bag. Upon
seeing my dog, it jumped into my arms in fright. My dog started growling angrily. I scolded my dog and took the kitten back home. At
home, the cat started attacking my dog! My dog shouted,"So we meet again, Dr.Catz. The villain who destroyed my planet." The cute
cat replied,"Who was the one brought us to the human world?! To be enslaved by them, forced to wear restricting collars and constantly
physically harassed by them?!!! 'Humans are my best friends,' you said. What else can I do but use my superfeline intelligence to take
revenge on your accursed planet?!!" I was so confused. To think that such cute animals had such a sad past! A heated battle ensued.
We were teleported to a planet 9999999 light years away. A group of cats charged at my dog. In the end, my dog was on the
verge of fainting. With all of its last strength, my dog raised his paws,"Dogzilla! I summon you!" Fur started growing all over me as I
grew taller and taller!!! I realised that I was actually not a human but dogzilla!!! I stomped on the cute kitten and all the cats died
instantly. However, since Dr.Catz was no longer controlling the planet, the planet was hurtling towards earth at a speed faster than
light! Suddenly, I was no longer dogzilla. I was walking along a street paved with dog biscuits. I recognised a puppy! It was my dog!!
I saw all the dogs running back to their kennels. I turned around and saw Dr.Catz! I transformed into dogzilla again and killed thet cats.
From then on, I lived in the dog planet, spazzing with my bitchez and stuff.
Others' compo: Today was a fine day. I was walking with my dog when I saw a mysterious black bag. I decided to hand it over to the police. The police praised
me for my quick thinking. I went home happily with my dog.
Meetan: AIRIN, DAFAK ARE YOU WRITING?!!!
Algebra
Meetan: a=5 4a+D=28 D=?
Everyone: D=8!!!
Yuko: LOL invert it and it'll become 8=D!!! A p*nis!!!
Idioms
Meetan: Today we'll be learning about idioms... blahblahblah. Can anyone tell me the meaning of 胸有成竹(xiong you cheng zhu)?
Yuko: Hmmm... 胸 is chest, 有 is have, 成 is become and 竹 is bamboo...
I KNOW!!!! IT MEANS CHEST HAVE BECOME BAMBOO
Meetan: YOU CAN'T DIRECTLY TRANSLATE FROM ANOTHER LANGUAGE
It actually means to be confident. The origin of this idiom is that an artist liked painting bamboo so much that
he studied bamboo until he had the image of bamboo in his heart/chest...
Yuko: ITS THE SAME THING!!! If his chest had become bamboo he could just look down and draw!!!!
Evil scheming potatoes
Meetan: ...You carve a pattern on the potato, apply paint and stamp it on a piece of paper to get a pattern... blah blah blah
Acchan: Yay! I love potatoes! *proceeds to nom*
Meetan: No, Acchan. They're for the art lesson and they are raw.
Rena: *cuts potato, accidentally cuts own finger* Ah! Itai...
Jurina: HAAA HAAA Rena sounds so cute!!! Wait, what?! Am I a sado? Her finger is bleeding... So vulnerable and cute...
I want to lick the blood off her finger... Wait, am I a vampire now?!! *lost in thought*
Rena: ...hsk hsk... *sniff*... ahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*stabs potato vehemently*
Rena: Nee, oktotteru?!! GODDAMNED POTATOES. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! HOW DARE YOU PLOT AGAINST ME!!!
*stabs potato 999999 times*
Everyone: *shock*
Meetan: Shouldn't she be more worried about her finger???
Colour palettes
Meetan: There are so many colours... blahblah... achieved by mixing white and the primary colour... blah blah...
Yuko: 50 SHADES OF GRAY!!!!!!!!!!
Changing a word makes a difference
Yuko: Sighzzz, health ed lesson, bored as shitz. Learning about impacted teeth. Wait. Why not change all the "tooth" into v*gina?
Q1. What does it mean when a v*gina is impacted?
A. The v*gina is broken by a force that is exerted on it.
B. The v*gina is decayed because of a large cavity.
C. The v*gina is unable to fully grow out because it is stuck in the womb.
Q2. If an impacted v*gina becomes infected, what is one possible treatment?
A. Polishing
B. Extraction
C. Crowning
Yuko: LOL
Changing a word makes a difference 2
Airi: Sasshi, why not change all the "futari" in French Kiss's songs into futan*ri? A/N: seriously if you don't know what futan*ri is don't google it
Sasshi : ... OMG
Kijirareta futan*ri, Futan*ri nori no jitensha... omggggggg lololol
Talk about pets
Oku: I have a pussy at home. It is very furry and warm. When I stroke it, it will purr in pleasure.
Lolicons: LOL SHE'S SO INNOCENT LOLOLOL
Sakura: I don't have a pet but I would like to have a bitch. Bitches are less agressive than male dogs.
Lolicons: LOL.
Meetan: Do you know what the male dog is called?
Yuko: A BASTARD/DOUCHE/HE-BITCH
Talk about animals
Yuko: Since chickens have breasts, do they have nipples?
Meetan: WHAT
Mayu the smart cyborg: No. Only mammals have nipples.
Yuko: How many nipples does the coew, dog, pig etc etc have? Do roosters have c*cks? Wait, roosters are c*cks!
Do snakes have nipples? Do snakes even have breasts??
Questions
Everyone: Why does Aki-P still run this school?
Why did Meetan become a teacher?
Why do we fail the exams every year?
Why is the school is huge and equipped with so many facilities despite such a small enrolment?
Why is the school so clean when we don't see any cleaners or staff walking around?
Why is Meetan so perverted?
Why are we so perverted?
Why are some of us so innocent?
Why are the lolis so cute?
Why are we so lesbian?
epiclulz: It's because this is a crack school.
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhh.
LOL
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Your fic really make my day..
I had exams today and I ruined it.I fail at it..okay,I spent yesterday to watched movie and didn't study at all..
My mood was bad today because of the exams..even my favorite song couldn't bring my good mood back..
I went home, opened the internet and found your update..
You know what, I laughed a lot in front of my laptop..mai gad, your crack fix is so fabolous..
It bring back my happy mood..
Arigatou
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@yukofan Don't worry!! I'm also gonna flunk my exam too lol, too busy spazzing and stuff. I'm glad that my crack made you happy!!!
omg... Just realised that it's Yuko's birthday today... I'm such a bad fan :banghead:
So here's the pervy adventures of Oshima Yuko!
The Perverted Center
(Yuko POV)
I'm Oshima Yuko, and today is my 24th birthday. I was chosen to be the captain of Team K during the reshuffle.
I'm kinda sad that Acchan graduated, but she said she's moving to Canada to set up a home for Takamina.
Shouldn't the husband do all this stuff? I shall move to Canada and officially marry NyanNyan there sometime~
But now that I'm the captain, I can't wait to harass the new members of team K. I can't wait for the new theater setlists too!!!
I hope it will be about skinship, butts and bewbs!!!!! With my newfound authority, I shall harass everybody!!!
Mariko said she's going to have a party for me. So I walk into a deserted house and I see a super sexy NyanNyan in a super sexy cat costume!!!
Resisting the urge to nosebleed, I pounced on NyanNyan!! She's so cute, sexy and vulnerable at the same time~
She whispered seductively, "Let's take this to the bedroom, shall we?"
She grabs my hand and drags me to a room with flowers and lights and all the love hotel ambience.
She cuffs me onto the bed and told me she'll be back!!!
I can't wait!!!!!! I've been really busy with stuff and finally I get my sexytime!
After five minutes, NyanNyan is still not back. Just what is she up to?
Suddenly, the ceiling opened and a ton of balloons fell onto me.
FAHK.
I. am. so. fahking scared right now.
The balloons are pressing against my face, the rubbery surface rubbing against my skin, causing a burning sensation.
I can't run because of the cuffs.
I heard Maritroll's voice, "Do you want me to get rid of the balloons?"
Without hesistation, I said yes.
Then something worse happened.
All, I mean ALL of the balloons exploded.
In my face.
The sound was unbearable.
I'm scared beyond shit. I start crying.
Kinda pitiful for a team captain, isn't it??
Then all of the members came in and wished me happy birthday!!!
Man, the balloons were as scary as fahk!!
Not sure whether to thank Maritroll for letting me see sexy Haruna
or to hate her for the balloons.
They uncuffed me and we had a party.
For some reason Mayuyu looks really sad. Is it because she wasn't chosen to be wCenter together with me?
I can't just let Oshiriri be sad! I talk to her.
"Hi Oshiriri-chan!!! Why the long face? Shouldn't you congratulate your Oshiriko for being the captain and eventually pervertising the whole of team K?"
"...hsk hsk... *sniff*.. Mama-rin..." Mayu sniffles.
Oh yeah, she was separated from Yukirin during the team shuffle.
"H-hey! Don't cry on me! Don't worry, my relationship with NyanNyan is perfect despite being in different teams!"
"hsk hsk... No more... boobs pillow..." Mayu cries
WHAAAATT?!! All this while my oshiri sister likes boobs better than butts? However, Yuki has better bewbs than butt.
"Don't be sad, I'll lend you mind!" I said, while letting her lean on my bewbs.
"...small.." Mayu murmurs.
"WHAT?!! DID YOU JUST SAY MY BEWBS ARE SMALL? oops. I meant, sorry that my boobs are not as big as Yuki's."
"UWEEHHHHHH.... I. WANT. MY. BOOBS PILLOW!!" Mayu started bawling out loud.
"Shhhh... OK, I'll lend you NyanNyan's boobs!" I told her in an attempt to calm her down.
Sigh. NyanNyan can be deredere to Mayu but not me.
For a moment Mayu seems calm. But she started crying again.
"I know that I can still see Yuki, but our schedules are so different! It was already so busy even when we were in the same team..."
Then an idea struck me.
"Yuki and NyanNyan are in the same team right?"
Mayu nods.
"Then we can sneak into the dressing room together! I know the route and the timing for Team B's performances!"
"Oh yeah... I haven't thought of that!!!"
"Oshiri sisters forever!!!" we shouted in unison.
(epiclulz POV)Meanwhile...
Yuki is consulting NyanNyan.
Yuki: What am I gonna do without Mayu?
Haruna: More like what Mayu is gonna do without her mother...
Yuki: I'm so worried about her... What if she harass other members? No, what if SHE gets harassed? hsk hsk...
Haruna: Empty nest syndrome...
Yuki: I'm so scared, Haruna... What if she ignores me?
Haruna: Don't worry! Yuko and I have a very good relationship despite being in different teams!
Yuki: B-but... Mayu was with me right from the start...
Haruna: Don't worry! Just get used to it!
Yuki: Ok, I'll try...
Meanwhile...
(Jurina POV)
I'm dead set on becoming the new center.
I must shed off my cute and innocent image I had when I was 11!!! I was harassed by so many people, goddamit!
Now I'm known as the pimp! Heheheh. I kissed 3/4 of SKE48 when I was only 13.
Now that I've transferred to AKB48, it's time to kiss moar members.
When I'm the center, I get to kiss everyone!!!
I miss Rena-chan... I... I don't have the courage to confess...
What if the pimp gets rejected? That would be detrimental to my image! ...
I don't think I have a chance now... With her spazzing over Airi...
I was so happy in Kiss Datte Hidarikiki.
If I become center for AKB Rena-chan will notice me!
(Yuko POV)
With the state Mayu's in right now... She's totally going to lose to Jurina.
Not that I have anything against Jurina being the center.
I just want Oshiriri to be center for once!
Oshiri sisters vs Pimp
Mayu used get injured by rival yankee school!
Jurina goes deredere over Mayu and defense is lowered!
Jurina used confess then friendzone! (majisuka)
It's super effective!
Yuko used oshiri heal on Mayu!
Mayu has full health!
Yuko used loli harassment!
It's not very effective since Jurina is not a loli at heart...
Jurina used boyish charm!
It's super effective on Mayu since she likes danso!
It's not very effective on Yuko since she's 120% lesbian...
Oshiri sisters used oshiri beam!
Jurina used Aki-P!
Not very effective since powers clashed!!
Oshiri sisters: Jurina, you didn't wait for your turn!!
Jurina: Like I give a shet!
Jurina used Nobunaga stare!
Yuko-sama used Gekikara out!
It's mega effective against Jurina because she likes Rena!
Jurina KO'd!
Jurina: Urghhh.. I will not fall...
Mayu: Since we're all perverts.
Yuko: Why not...
Jurina: HAVE A 3CENTER?!!
EVERYONE: YES THAT SOUNDS FABULOUS
Jurina: Wait.. Who will be the center in the 3center?
Oshiri sisters: We can rotate!
Everyone: YAY EVERYONE IS HAPPPYYYYY
Jurina: AND RENA LOVES ME TOO!!!!
KOJIYUU MAYUKI WMATSUI FOREVERRRRR (although Renairin is slowly creeping up onto me)
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you made me going crazy XD XD i laugh very2 hard! my sister said that i was "crazy" ~ sit alone in the corner of my room, read this fic, and laugh with BIG volume XD
thanks for this fic.. i love oshiri sister so MUCH, they are so pervy XD
and jurina.. she is super kissu mon! *danger danger*
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you made me going crazy XD XD i laugh very2 hard! my sister said that i was "crazy" ~ sit alone in the corner of my room, read this fic, and laugh with BIG volume XD
thanks for this fic.. i love oshiri sister so MUCH, they are so pervy XD
and jurina.. she is super kissu mon! *danger danger*
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you made me going crazy XD XD i laugh very2 hard! my sister said that i was "crazy" ~ sit alone in the corner of my room, read this fic, and laugh with BIG volume XD
thanks for this fic.. i love oshiri sister so MUCH, they are so pervy XD
and jurina.. she is super kissu mon! *danger danger*
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jaja so funny!!...
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Hahahaha...LOLtastic!
Yuko is a super perverted captain..
When jurina gets older, she'll be more dangerous than yuko in harrassing members..LOL..
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Hi everyone. I'm back. I've been busy playing my games and it got boring so I'm back to updating again XD
Thank you everyone who has read my fics and commented :DDDD
I wotafied one of my friend lol. I hope he never ever finds my fics LOL
Here's an OS!!
Yukihentai (crack?)
Kashiwagi Yuki went back to her apartment only to find that someone was inside. Her "black" instincts immediately told her to hide. To her surprise, she saw Mayu doing a striptease taking off her clothes, not noticing Yuki at all.
Yuki found herself in an all too similar situation. She saw Mayu's soft supple skin.
Curse the cameramen who always see Mayu wearing bikinis, Yuki thought.
Wait. On the other hand, without cameramen, there won't be any bikini photos of Mayu already.
Wait. Isn't that good? Mayu's cuteness is for ME to see only.
Her breathing got hitched when she saw part of Mayu's bare shapely butt. Like Masanya to lolis, she crept towards the bathroom, thinking about a naked Mayu showering.
Oh my god, that would be so hot... Trickles of water running down her skin... haa haa... When was the last time we showered together?
"SURPRISE MOTHAFOCKA!" "Hmm? Yuki? What are you doing?" Mayu drew the shower curtain.
Knowing that her pervy actions has not gone undetected, Yuki blushed hard.
Mayu can't read minds right? Cyborgs don't read minds. Yeah. My pervy thoughts. Poof. Mayu doesn't know.
"O-oh hi! I-I was wondering if I could shower..." Yuki stammered while looking away. Slight disappointment could be discerned on Yuki's blushing face.
Great Yuki. Now she must think you're a perv who wants to shower with her.
"You're disappointed right? That I'm still having a towel around me?" Mayu smirked.
"WHAT?!" Yuki asked, her face contorting into one of her famous reactions.
"Nothing~ Come on, the bathtub's getting cold."
Yuki's bathtub was, much to her delight, rather small for the two of them, giving the both of them some much needed skinship.
"The towels are absorbing too much water. Lets take them off~" Mayu said, tugging at the towel around Yuki's assets.
"Wait wha-" Before Yuki could finish, the both of them were already naked.
"Why are you suddenly so afraid of showing me your body?" Mayu questioned. "We've seen each other naked so many times before!"
"Wait... could it be that you no longer like me?" Mayu said, looking hurt.
Yuki crossed her arms and shook her head vigorously. "No! I still love you!"
Seeing Yuki so flustered, Mayu smiled. She felt like teasing Yuki further. "Then why... why did you do that to Yui?"
"It wasn't like that! It was all planned by the director!" Yuki retorted.
"Your acting was really realistic ne? Breathing so heavily like a perverted ojii-chan?"
"Well I just had to imagine that I was peeping on you instead!" Yuki said without thinking.
"You're a real hentai aren't you?"
"What- No I just mean that you are so cute of course everyone would go haa haa for you! I can't even..."
"Then why do you like Paruru so much?" Ha, she can't explain this. Mayu said.
"How about you? Why were you so gay for Ricchan in Kodoku na Hoshizora?" Two can play at this game, cyborg.
"That's not my fault! I was just following the script!" Mayu denied vehemently.
Let's see who will win, Yuki smirked. "Why were you so gay for Ogino Risa from SKE? Why was Jurina so gay for you during MajiGaku 2?"
Having been forced into a corner, Mayu stops.
"Fine, you win."
The both of them then realised that Yuki has literally pushed Mayu into a corner. The position was very very awkward for Yuki. Their faces were just inches apart.
"Mayu..." Yuki said, tucking a few strands of loose hair behind Mayu's ear.
*grope*
The pervy cyborg broke the romantic atmosphere, after which she splashed some water at Yuki
"WHAT THE- WATANABE MAYU, YOU HAVE BEEN HANGING AROUND YUKO TOO MUCH. COME BACK HERE!" Yuki splashed some water back at Mayu.
So ensued a heated water fight...
-after bath-
"Man.. That was great!" Yuki exclaimed.
"Yeah. you were totally no match for my cyborg hydrobeam."
"Yeah right. Sleep early, don't we have some events tomorrow?"
"I don't feel like sleeping..." Mayu said while looking at Yuki with puppy eyes.
OH MY GOD SHE LOOKS SO CUTE RIGHT NOW. HAA HAA I FEEL LIKE RAEPING HER Why do her lips look so damn kissable? Yuki leaned in for a kiss>
Mayu pulled back and stuck out her tongue. "Blehhh~ just kidding. Lets sleep, I'm tired already."
"WATANABE MAYU! This is not your house, its mine! And it only has one bed!"
"So?"
Yuki blushed again. Left with no other choice, the both of them laid down on the same bed, under the same blanket.
"Mayu, do you need another pillow?"
"Nah, your boobs are pretty comfortable."
"SERIOUSLY MAYU. WHERE DID YOU-"
Yuki was silenced by a kiss.
"Ne, Yuki. I really am tired already. Let's go to sleep first?"
The both of them slept. Not that well of course, because Mayu was groping Yuki throughout the night.
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I have no idea why my fics are so short. Man I need to brush up, skills are getting rustyyyyy.
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The Crack masteh has returned LOL.
You must update moaaar! I miss all these cracky shit~
You're only 12, right? 13? WHERE DAFAQ DO U GET THESE LEWD ANTICS?! OAO
Crack Mastah, I must learn from you. Oh, shit, now I sound perverted. -Sulks in a corner-
Anyway, nice cracky OS, as usual lolol. Waiting for next update and lesson pfft
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First WTF!!!! lol it's so funny!!! continue!
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@ChuuuPuffs
If I give you my history of pervyness I would probably be sent to jail LOL. I also wonder how I became so perv tho~
I've downloaded a bot for my game so I got time to updateeeee!!! Yayyy. I'm planning to update on alternate days lol. hopefully.
Kore wa Nezumi desu ka? Chapter 1 (it will be in majigaku 1 and 2 setting. because I miss cenezu. this chapter is prolly non-crack. )
(nezumi POV)
Center.
What an odd name. Not the weirdest though, in majisuka gakuen.
I entered this school because I wanted to be rebellious. I was sicked and tired of my old life. Being made to live up to expectations, meeting strangers from my father's work, get perfect grades. But my parents didn't really care, did they? They don't even give a damn when I became a Yankee. All they give me is money. All my friends in elementary school were so envious. Pfft. I don't even have friends. Filthy greedy human beings, being led around by this thing called "money". I used to have a little hope that, maybe, if I find a friend, I can get the love that my parents didn't give me. It all turns out that even as children, all of my 'friends' were out to get my money. I don't need friendship anyway. Not when I'm playing my endless game of chess, where all other people are my pieces. And my opponent? Nobody in particular, perhaps even myself.
It was rather humorous at first, seeing young teenage girls fighting and not thinking of their future for the sake of "friendship". It then got sickening and boring. So I decided to intervene.
Then there was this particular girl called Center. She was... different. She seemed knowledgeable, reading a book wherever she goes. Quite the loner too. One day I saw a group of girls picking on her.
"What's up with that old-lady cardigan?"
"Reading a book?"
"You're very smart, huh?"
Center ignored them.
"OY, LISTEN TO US!"
"FIGHT HER!"
Within a few minutes, Center walked away victorious without a single scratch.
Interesting, I thought, as I followed her.
"Why are you following me?"
Crap. This is the first time I've been noticed. Center turns back and walks towards me, giving me a death glare.
"Tell me. Why have you been following me for the past few days?"
I braced myself for a punch. But no. She didn't punch me. Instead she just stood there and questioned me. But her intense glare was more than a punch.
"Nezumi, isn't it?"
Shit. Have I been beaten at my own game? I just stood there silently. For the first time in my life. I was at a loss.
"You're different from the others."
"You're diffrent from them too."
"I think I like you."
I should have known better not to accept her as a "friend". But then her striking personality led me into working together with her.
I realised she was as annoying as HELL.
"Nezumi-channnn!!!!!! You're so cuuuute!! Let me hug you!!!"
"I want a kiss, Nezumi-channn!"
"Do you really have any intentions to be at the top..." I murmur.
"What?"
"N-nothing!"
Why am I suddenly so scared to say out what I want? After all, she is just a pawn in my game, isn't she? Why does she make me so confused...
(end of Nezumi POV. That was some non-crack stuff I haven't written for ages after my exams lol)
Yuko: Where's Geki? She hasn't taken her melonpan yet...
*walks around, sees Geki's uniform on the floor with lots of blood*
???: OMG KYAAAA YOU ARE SO CUUUTE WIHTOUT YOUR JACKET!!! SEIFUKU IS THE BEST!!!
Yuko: WHO THE FAHK IS THAT?!!
Geki: Let me go!! You promised me gundams!! Where are my gundams?!!
Yuko: I must save Geki! GEKI, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!!
*sees insanely cute Geki without jacket tied to a chair while a girl is fangirling while nosebleeding*
Yuko: WHO ARE YOU?!!!
???: Oh I'm Airin.
Yuko: How did you get into the school without getting beat up? You're kinda cute you know~ *tries to be smooth with newcomer*
Airin: I have this! *takes out gundam cosplay cannons lasers iwsp and shit*
Yuko: :shock:
Geki: Nee, Yuko-sama. Why do you say Torigoya is the scariest? Isn't it me? *bites nails* ehehehhehh.
Yuko: *pats Geki's head, gives melonpan* Nawwww, you're a harmless little loli compared to her. Let me tell you what happened...
One day she was being tsun at me as usual. I wanted to kiss her, she rejected. I wanted to hug her, she rejected. I wanted to... Oh nevermind. You get the idea. So I decided to take revenge by hiding her mario kart game. When she found out that I took away her Mario Kart game, she whispered "balloons" to me.
For the next few days I saw every single cute girls' butts and boobs as balloons!!! It was horrible!!!
Geki: *nomming on melonpan* What?
Yuko: Nevermind...
Yuko: Torinyan! Even though you hate chickens, why do you like to eat them so much?
Tori: Actually I don't really like them. But Sado told me something.
Yuko: What did she tell you?
Tori: She told me that if I eat chicken meat, more chickens will need to be killed! So if I eat chicken, I'll be killing more of them!
Yuko: WHAT.
Sorry if its short.
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update :D
great fanfic .... :thumbsup :thumbsup
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lol I like Sado's logic ^^
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revived. I've changed quite a bit because of secondary school. so perhaps my writing style has changed. so here's a short OS :DDD will I continue with my previous fics? I don't really know lehhh DX I don't think i can continue with my previous fics anymore I've become much less cracky ;A; i will update randomly though HAHA.
Why do you love me? Kojiyuu
"Hey Yuko, why do you love me?"
Haruna asked, looking up from her DS that she had been previously engrossed with. Yuko was taken by surprise. Haruna has never been one to ask such a question.
Yuko started to think why Haruna wanted to know that. Is it because Haruna feels insecure about their relationship?
Does Haruna doubt her? No, Nyan-nyan loves me a lot and I love her a lot too... Yuko thought.
"Hey Yuko, I asked, why do you love me?" Haruna looked Yuko in the eye.
"I love you because you're so hot and cute and have perfect boobs and butt!" Yuko replied with a tounge-in-cheek answer, hoping to break up the tension. This was however, very true.
Is that all that I am to you, Yuko? Am I really just a hot girl to you...? Haruna looked disappointedly and sadly at Yuko.
Yuko noticed this and immediately said "Nah, nyannyan, I was just kidding, there are many other hotter and cuter girls out there in the world~"
Then, Yuko suddenly hugged Haruna and stared into her eyes.
"Do you want to know why I love you, Kojima Haruna? Because you love me for who I am. You know every single flaw and bad habits that I have.
Even though some of them might be the things you can't stand the most, you still love me. Even though you hate pervy people harassing you, you still forgive me after I harass you.
That is why you're special to me, Haruna. I love you."
Upon hearing those words, Haruna's heart started to melt.
"And Oshima Yuko, do you know why I love you?"
"It's because I'm just too cute and perfect right~" Yuko replied.
Haruna pouted. "No Yuko. Because you're such a idiotic pervy little squirrel. No, you're my idiotic pervy little squirrel."
"Then let me show you how pervy your idiotic little squirrel can get..." Yuko said.
Haruna was in for yet another sleepless night...
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short but its so great :wub:
you should write more lol. thanks for the OS :heart: :)
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lovely kojiyuu~
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awwwwwwwwssssss!! <3
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sweet talker
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Very Good!! :thumbsup
can't wait for the next, Kojiyuu is the best! :w00t:
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I don't think i can continue with my previous fics anymore I've become much less cracky ;A; i will update randomly though HAHA.
Noooooooooo !!!!!!! Need more crack fanfics !!!!!!
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OMG! :scared:
Kojiyuu Being Sweet Again .. :shy1: :shy2: :nya:
Author-San Sorry For Being a Silent reader before.. :kneelbow: :kneelbow:
Another Kojiyuu Story please Author-san :wriggly:
Please Update Soooooooooon :twothumbs :on GJ:
I Will Wait for it. :hip smile: :on gay: