Cops: Nude Driver's Conduct Distracting

[Foxy Brown]

A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said.

The 37-year-old Chicago man was traveling east to Ohio to visit his mother, police said. He was nude and had petroleum jelly on his hands when a state trooper pulled him over about 10 miles from the Ohio line Wednesday, police said.

[RatBastich]

Nude driving and vaseline on his hands........hmmmm, way to obvious.

"But, officer, I'm just pumping up my forearms."

Hopefully he wasn't fapping while driving, he couldn't hold on to the wheel with all that vaseline on his hands.