Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'

[Foxy Brown]

A Pennsylvania man believes his Social Security Number may be worth $5 billion, and is asking a court to rule Google must sign the check. In a handwritten complaint, Dylan Stephen Jayne says his Social Security Number, when turned upside-down equals "Google."

[reyfer]

 

[LaJon]

8008?

[chokkan 2]

WTF !?

[RatBastich]

Everybody together now, and............

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!

 

[arun.yothin]

DEE DEE DEE DEEDEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE~


Wait, that's not how he does it.

[reyfer]

Holy shit!!! I thought it was a joke, but it is real, this lunatic is really trying to sue Google on those grounds 

AND THE SUIT WAS FILED WITH A HANDWRITTEN DOCUMENT, check it out here http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-pamdce/case_no-3:2007cv01677/case_id-69169/

[shurastriker]

BAKA NE BAKA NE BAKA NE... when i read this i was shocked that they really accept the sue but then i remember that USA is bakaland and they accept one against god... so if god can be sued anyone can right? mooom i wanna sue santa for mental damages T_T

[JFC]

DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[g4rfield]

*shakes head* What has the world come into??? DEE DEE DEE DEEDEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[Foxy Brown]

Some of you may remember a very bizarre lawsuit filed last September against Google by Pike County Correctional Facility "resident" Dylan Stephen Jayne. Among other things, Jayne accused Google of "crimes against humanity," aiding terrorism, and violating his privacy. Although this is far from one of the most important lawsuits against Google, it's certainly the strangest. Jayne's tinfoil-hat conspiracy case has apparently come to a close, as an appeals court has let stand a lower-court ruling dismissing the $5 billion lawsuit.