Author Topic: The Official Shaq Pimp Thread (Read 67409 times)

daigong · « **Reply #123 on:** November 05, 2009, 03:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Thimas X on February 28, 2007, 02:59:25 PM

^lol

Shaq should get a job in the white house...maybe Speaker of House. lol

I dunno Thimmy, he was working on a Talk radio show...For now, he can beat the crap out of The Big Show lol
Shaquille O neal vs Big Show on Raw HD

daigong · « **Reply #124 on:** December 09, 2009, 07:17:08 AM »

LOL looks like Mugen Jr.
All Asian American Dad & Son in Comcast ad with Shaq

Shaq's a stalker!
Comcast "Shaq's got your back" AT&T Commercial

RatBastich · « **Reply #125 on:** February 02, 2010, 02:11:31 AM »

daigong · « **Reply #126 on:** March 04, 2010, 06:27:42 AM »

lol shaq painted:

daigong · « **Reply #127 on:** April 11, 2010, 02:33:38 AM »

From shaq's twitter, HE'S BACK!!

daigong · « **Reply #128 on:** April 20, 2010, 09:36:34 AM »

LOL Shaq and Mugen?

hilarious Kazaam! move

daigong · « **Reply #129 on:** June 17, 2010, 09:49:32 PM »

Shaq on kids being fat "I do a lot of Cardio, I don't think these muscles can get any bigger."
http://cbs2.com/video/?id=137436@kcbs.dayport.com

"When Mr. Bryant has that eye, not many people can beat him."

daigong · « **Reply #130 on:** June 18, 2010, 11:59:40 PM »

From Shaq Twitter/Facebook, if you're in the LA area - check out Shaq + Dwight Howard on a relay team vs Tyson Gay

http://www.facebook.com/notes/shaq/invite-to-attend-shaq-vs-the-fastest-man-in-america/399758025892

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Who:
Shaquille O’Neal (Cleveland Cavaliers), Tyson Gay (top ranked world champion runner) and Dwight Howard (NBA All-Star/Orlando Magic)

What:
Two Supermen race against The Fastest Man in America during a relay open to fans of Shaq, Tyson Gay & Dwight Howard

Where:
Occidental College, 1600 Campus Road, Los Angeles, CA 90041 (Patterson Field)

When:
Friday, June 18, 2010
Arrivals and seating begin at 6:30 p.m., guests must be seated by 6:45 p.m.
Taping will begin at 7 p.m. (NOTE: NO CAMPUS ENTRY BEFORE 6:30 PM)

What Else:
“Shaq VS” will premiere its second season on ABC, Tuesday, August 3.

They're filming Season 2 of his show.

And check out his iphone app

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/the-shaq-app/id373333065?mt=8

daigong · « **Reply #131 on:** June 24, 2010, 08:02:26 AM »

next episode of Shaq vs. racing dale jr

daigong · « **Reply #132 on:** July 27, 2010, 08:45:14 AM »

SHAQ VS IS BACK! on Aug. 3

daigong · « **Reply #133 on:** August 05, 2010, 08:33:19 AM »

WUT SHAQ TO THE CELTICS?!

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O’Neal signed a two-year contract worth about $3 million on Wednesday, a person with knowledge of the negotiations said on condition of anonymity because no details were released.

“I am honored to be joining the Celtics,” Shaq said in a statement issued by the club. “I have played against Paul, Ray, Kevin, Rajon, and Jermaine for many years and it will be great to be able to call them my teammates. I cannot wait to get to Boston to get started in pursuit of another championship.”

Lakers average age was like 26 last year, Thanks Theo Ratliff!

Beefing with Jim Rome on twitter

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THE_REAL_SHAQ: Jim rome, I am happy with my career and the legacy that I have left behind,obviously u r not happy wit yur legacy I 4got u have no legacy

THE_REAL_SHAQ: And forget the back and forth jim rome, I challenge u to a boxing match, live at espn studios, show the world if u can bak up the tuff talk

THE_REAL_SHAQ: If u wanna see shaq box jim rome live on espn. I do if he wins ill donate my salary to a charity of his choice

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Those that dnt respect your hard work, its ok, make em respect u as a person. Shaq oneal

jimrome: @THE_REAL_SHAQ For 8 mill, maybe, but I'm not getting my face caved in for the veteran's minimum. & you are a little out of my weight class.

THE_REAL_SHAQ: Dats what I thought jim rome dats what I thought.....I knew, we knew it bock bock bock bock tuk yur feathers n lol

jimrome: @THE_REAL_SHAQ Really? You're getting hooked and want to fight a guy with no legacy. You're better than that. Thx 4 checking in. Bn 2 long.

THE_REAL_SHAQ: U been doin this since 92 [noembed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HNgqQVHI_8&feature=youtube_gdata [/noembed]

THE_REAL_SHAQ: I'm not Jim lol and yur not Barkley lol [noembed]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uczUKTwgqeY&feature=youtube_gdata [/noembed]

jimrome: @THE_REAL_SHAQ You just threw the Everett card? So tired. So easy. So boring. What happened to you? Where's the Big Aristotle? Or MDE?

daigong · « **Reply #134 on:** August 11, 2010, 09:33:56 AM »

Anyone watch Shaq vs? Missed last weeks but this week, LMFAO vs Sugar Shane Mosley, he got his ass kicked!! Swing and a miss!

wish I was there

daigong · « **Reply #135 on:** August 14, 2010, 06:26:25 AM »

Shaq lost and had to walk Caesar's in pink bikini briefs

man this looks so weird

Masa · « **Reply #136 on:** August 30, 2010, 08:54:13 PM »

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Shaquille O'Neal wants Hong Man Choi, Tito Ortiz for televised MMA fights

After NBA superstar Shaquille O'Neal made his his first public appearance as a newly signed Boston Celtic at this past weekend's UFC Fan Expo Boston 2010 at the Hynes Convention Center in "Shaqachussetts," could the "Big Shamrock" soon become the "Big Octagon?"

If it's up to O'Neal, fantasy could become reality.

While O'Neal told ESPN on Saturday that he would like to take a fight against Korean striker and fellow 7-footer Hong Man Choi, the future NBA Hall of Famer told fans at a special Q&A session earlier in the day that not only is he serious about the challenge, but he'd like to turn the opportunity into a television special.

"I would train here for a month," O'Neal said. "Then I would go to Korea to train for a month, and then we fight. The name of the show would be called 'Pick on Somebody Your Own Size.'

"Hong Man Choi, I'm coming for you."

O'Neal long has been a fan of mixed martial arts and frequently is seen cageside for some of the UFC's biggest matchups. So closely linked is O'Neal with MMA that he was included as an unlockable character in the "UFC Undisputed 2010" videogame title.

At 38 years old, O'Neal does realize a full career in MMA is a bit much to ask.

"I think some of these guys are the greatest athletes in the world," O'Neal said. "I'm not really talking about their physical specimen and how they look, but to just be able to go up there and just take a beating, take a lick, hit and wrestle for five minutes is very hard.

"I did some training at the crib and all that, but I wouldn't want to do it full time. I can – don't get me wrong – but I wouldn't want to do it full time."

But O'Neal insists his challenge to Choi is real, and he wants to get one fight under his belt.

"Oh, yeah," O'Neal said. "Once."

Of course, if Choi's not game, O'Neal could wind up featuring MMA in a future episode of his ABC-broadcast series "Shaq Vs." Co-hosted by UFC broadcaster Mike Goldberg, the series features O'Neal competing against famous figures in their areas of expertise.

Recent episodes of the show have O'Neal golfing, eating hot dogs, cooking burgers, running track, boxing and trying his hand at magic tricks.

At Saturday's Q&A session, O'Neal was asked who he'd most like to fight if he were able to ever compete in the UFC, and the 15-time NBA All-Star showed his knowledge of UFC history with his picks.

"It probably wouldn't be an advantage to me at 38 (years old), but let's just go back in time," O'Neal said. "Let's just say I'm 25. I'd like to fight Tito (Ortiz) first, and then, after I knock Tito out in the first round, I want some of 'Tank' Abbott. After beating 'Tank' and going three rounds, I want some of 'Cabbage' (Correira)."

Ortiz actually stopped by the session several minutes later and said he's be willing to take the challenge. O'Neal, who had also been joined on stage by his Celtic teammate Glen "Big Baby" Davis, then issued the formal challenge.

"I'll do it," O'Neal told Ortiz. "Me against you, and another one of your boys against 'Big Baby.'"

Ortiz's track record in reality-show challenges isn't exactly stellar. "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" was slated to box UFC president Dana White in 2007, but Ortiz backed out of the commitment at the last moment because he wasn't going to be compensated for the bout, according to White.

And, of course, an injury forced Ortiz to withdraw from a planned UFC fight with nemesis Chuck Liddell at the conclusion of the Spike-TV broadcast "The Ultimate Fighter 11" series earlier this year.

In further testament to his desire to at least get a taste of the MMA world, O'Neal said he has a backup plan in mind, too.

"Check it out – next year for the last episode of 'Shaq Vs.,' I'll grapple with Joe Rogan first round, Lorenzo (Fertitta) second round and then Dana White in round three – in the cage, in the octagon, in Las Vegas," O'Neal said.

When White was informed of O'Neal's intentions following UFC 118, the UFC boss couldn't help but chuckle.

"The only thing he needs to worry about is beating L.A." White said with a laugh.

http://mmajunkie.com/news/20477/shaquille-oneal-wants-hong-man-choi-tito-ortiz-for-televised-contests.mma

daigong · « **Reply #137 on:** August 31, 2010, 04:37:05 AM »

he's gonna get his ass fucking kicked. He's too slow.

Always going for the home run. It'll be interesting how he does against another 7 footer tho.

daigong · « **Reply #138 on:** September 01, 2010, 11:30:37 AM »

Shaq should've MMA'd Bieber!!

daigong · « **Reply #139 on:** September 29, 2010, 08:13:15 AM »

damn Shaq....wonder how he'll ever step back in Staples again.

Mecca? Pfffffffffffffft please.

At least there's still this. LOL

and doing Oreo DSRL commercials with Eli Manning of the NY Giants

more here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Oreo