Akiba Kindergarten 193-200
193) Practice
Rena: Damn, in order to beat Jurina I must get stronger!
(under a waterfall)
Rena: I need to become stronger!
(climbing up a cliff)
Rena: This isn't enough! Stronger!
(fighting a black bear)
Staff: This customer, you're inconveniencing us by climbing into the black bear's habitat and beating them up.
Rena: Eh? Isn't this Mount Fuji?
Staff: This is Akiba Zoo! There should be a limit to you getting lost!
194) Meditation
Rena: It's probably safer to train at home.
Rena: First meditation to remove all distractions... (Closes eyes)
(defeat Jurina... Defeat Jurina... defeat Jurina...)
Kumi (enters the room pushing the door loudly): Eh? Rena Senpai is training?
Yui (quietly): Sh! Kumi you should push the door gentler! Rena Senpai is meditating!
Rena (Meditating): push over Jurina... push over Jurina... push over Jurina... (Meditation failed)
195) View
There is one thing that Jurina cares about a lot
Kazumi - mesmerizingly well endowed
Fujie - healthily
Ami - plump
Oku - unexpectedly large
Self - completely flat
Sasshi - Teacher, i understand how you feel. (pats her shoulder)
Jurina: I don't need pity from a kid! And how could you possibly understand me!
196) Measures
Jurina: How can I become larger... (frustrated)
(papaya) (plastic surgery ad) (green peppers)
Jurina: ...
Sasshi: I can only help you so much.
Jurina: I don't need your pity! And what is that green pepper for!
197) Habit
Oku: Dr.Ohori, I don't feel well...
Ohori (checking): It's really nothing, female sickness, just get some more rest.
Ami: Dr.Ohori, my throat hurts...
Ohori (diagnosing): You screamed too much, bring this medicine home and drink it.
Fujie: Dr.Ohori, I accidentally cut myself with a knife...
Ohori (wrapping): Remember not to get your hand wet.
Jurina: Dr.Ohori, I'm here to collect the report
Ohori (doesn't even turn her head): It's on the table, get it yourself.
Fujie&Ami&Jurina: A serious Dr.Ohori... it feels so weird! =口=
198) Visit
Fujie: Dr.Ohori what's wrong with you lately? You look so tired.
Ohori: Oh... My aunt came.
Fujie&Ami&Oku&Jurina (Each passes over a package of pads)
Ohori: I mean my mother's sister! (slams desk)
Fujie: Is your aunt very scary?
Ami (thinking): Already an elder but has the hear of a perverted man
Oku (None of my business I won't participate)
Jurina: She's hiding in your home because the police are after her for perving on lolis?
Ohori: All of your ideas are rude!
199) Danger
Ohori: Actually she's working with my mother to try and get me to go on a blind date...
Fujie: What! I thought it was something serious
Ami (to self): Well Dr.Ohori is at that age....
Oku (so much pressure for those that are forever single)
200) Prevention
Ohori (watching tv)L I need to go see that man tomorrow... what a pain...
(Knocking)
Ohori: Hai~~ (Open door)
Kazumi (drunk): Megumi are you really going to the blind date tomorrow??? (pounces)
Ohori: CinDy, you got this drunk just to ask me about this? (Hugs)
Kazumi (Vicious): Tonight! I'm not going home!
Ohori: Again... this is a pain too...
The next day Ohori Megumi slept in due to overexertion and missed her blind date
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Alright and that's 200, it only took me 4 years...
Yeah I'm horrible at this, but on the bright side my Chinese has definitely improved over the years /o/.
Honestly if you people ever get a chance or ever are able to kidnap someone to translate for you, then you should totally do it. Especially since there is another 800 drabbles...
I always thought I wasn't doing the author justice with the way I was translating it or the pace that I was going, especially since during this time he's already released so much more stuff. [There are also three sets of akb majisuka drabbles that he did and he's doing a NII majisuka that's already 500 drabbles. How does he even do it...]
I sort of just lost interest in akb over the years and never really found myself getting back into. Although somehow I got dragged into SNH but that's a whole other issue (hit me up if you want recommendations for chinese snh fics, they're great and I could never dream of writing that well)
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