@yukofan I'll bet Yuko will be like,"Wanna join us?" LOL in the prolouge they were already making out LOL
@bunny_rabbit Pedobaba
takes the virginity of lolis uses her pervyness to stay alive.
@yuukimoko This chapter will have Mayuki!!! YAYYYY(I'm so excited about the crack I write)
@sakura_drop_ Maybe I should write a YukoRena fic for you then? But my idea will make Kojiyuu shippers(including me) raaage. Considering it.
@turratar I specialise in crack... Most of the ideas for jokes are taken from my class. (BUT NOT THE MAKING OUT AND HORNINESS My class is pervy.)
BTW anyone noticed the Watarirouka Hashiritai pun that I made?(Corridor running team)
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Chapter 2Everyone: Sensei is late today...
-meanwhile-
Yasushi: WTF IS THIS?!! WHY ARE THERE X-RATED DRAWING AND ANSWERS ON THESE WORKSHEETS?!!!
Meetan: I dunno lol, they are more experienced than me. *walks off*
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Meetan: Today we'll have math lessons!
Pervs:
...Shit. I don't think there will be any pervyness to make fun of.Meetan: BLAHADBADGHAEIGNAIBGQW3E Can anyone tell me what is pattern no. 70?
Yuko: MOUTHWASH!!! (A/N very pervy joke related to 69)
Pervs: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Innocent ones: ???????
Haruna: Yuko, stop it! *smacks Yuko's head*
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Meetan: Now let's learn algebra!
Yuko: LOLOLOL ALGAE BRA
Pervs: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Innocent ones: sweatdrop...
Meetan: OSHIMA YUKO YOU ARE TO STAY BACK AFTER SCHOOL.
Pervs: HARUNA Y U SO TSUNDERE NOW YUKO'S GONNA GET RAPED BY PEDOBABA
Meetan: No... She's too corrupted to be a loli and I only like lolis...
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*break time*
Sasshi: Sensei, do you like french kiss?
Meetan: Ohohohoho! Of course I do!*trollface on*
Sasshi: Really, sensei? I've been practising it with Ai-chan everyday!
Meetan: Ohohohohoho really? Care for a demonstration?
Sasshi and Aika: Sure! *starts doing wotagei to Kakkowarui I love you*
Meetan: sweatdrop...
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Yuki: Mayu, where are you dragging me off to?
Mayu: I want to try something I read in a manga.
Yuki: Eh? Why are you drawing a circle?
Mayu: This is a magic circle! If I kiss you in it I'll be able to transfer my magic power to you!(A/N Mahou Sensei Negima)
Yuki:
So childish...Mayu: You don't want to do it? *puppy eyes*
Yuki: No, I jus-
Mayu: *kissing Yuki* The deeper the kiss, the stronger the contract... *slips tongue into Yuki's mouth*
Yuki: *blush///*
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*Takamina carrying Acchan while Acchan reads a book, both fall to the ground*
Acchan: Minami, can you stop falling down? I can't concentrate on my book.
Takamina: Why do you need me to carry you...
Acchan: I'm trying to make you grow taller.
Takamina: What type of logic is that...
Acchan: I'll make it up to you later, okay?
Takamina: *immediately stands up*
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Sae: I demand a rematch! You won me last week because I wasn't paying attention!
Sayaka: Fine with me! Let's see who's the one better at sports!
*plugs in wii controllers*
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Airi and Yui: Sakura-channnnnnnn! Can you call us oneechan?(A/N Referring to HapiHori where Airi was pedospazzing over Furuhata Nao)
Sakura(lolicuteness overload): Oneechan~
Airi and Yui: *nosebleeds and faints*
Sakura: ??????? Senpai is so weird...
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Kanon: Eh? K-kumi senpai, a-are you sure about this? I-I mean what if someone catches us?
Kumi: Shhh... There will only be me and you here... *pushes Kanon to wall and kisses her*
Yasushi:
Ohohohoho! I've filmed it down. Time to put this in a music video!--------------------------------------------
Miyuki: Sayanee, why are you boobs so big?
Sayanee: It's because Momoka has been groping them everyday... *dangerous glare*
Momoka(creeping behind Sayanee): SHIT! She noticed me. Time to run!
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Harugon and Nacchan: Manami... Be careful of sensei.
Manami: Eh? Why?
Harugon and Nacchan: Avoid her at all costs... she's hitting on you.
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Tomo~mi: Tomochin, do you want me to paint your nails chiyuu?
Tomochin: Ah, Kumi has already done that for me.
Tomo~mi: Tomo is jealous chiyuu...
Tomochin: *kisses Tomo~mi* I want to do other things with you...
*making out*
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Rena: Jurina! I've found a way to make you like spicy food! Spicy Melonpan!
Jurina: You already gave me that last week...
Rena: *puts melonpan in mouth*
Jurina: Eh? Why are you eati-
Rena:*kisses Jurina*
Kuchi Utsushi no Melonpan?!!!
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-break ends-
Meetan: Now we'll have language lessons. Can anyone compose and haiku for me?
Sayaka: *Hyakunin Isshu*
Meetan: Very good but that's not a haiku(5-7-5)
Yuko: Me!! Me I have one!
NyanNyan is perfect
Big boobs, nice ass and cute face
My hot sexy wife
Everyone: sweatdrop...
Haruna: *blush///*
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Meetan: SCREW LANGUAGE!! LET'S GO ONTO HEALTH EDUCATION NOW!! Anyone aspiring to become a nurse/doctor?
Acchan: *raises hand*
Meetan:
LOL..be a medical student and harass you patient..trust me..LOL..i'm a medical student who practicing in hospital now. just say "sir/miss,could you take off your shirt/trousers/skirt? i need to examine your xxxxx" and they will do what you say..LOL..LOL..LOL..
Acchan: Really? I thought only Minami will listen to me.
Takamina: *blush///*
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Meetan: During puberty, girls with feel attraction towards the opposite gender.
Everyone: We don't get it.
Meetan: Your chest will start to develop...
Sasshi: I don't get it.
Sayanee: I get it.
Meetan: And you will start to feel horny and make out everywhere...
Everyone: *blush///* WTF? HOW DID SHE KNOW?
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-after school-
Meetan: Yuko...
Yuko: *nervous* Yes, sensei?
Meetan: PLEASE JOIN ME IN HARASSING ALL THE LOLIS! I NEED YOUR HELP.
Yuko: I'LL HELP! BUT DON'T HARASS HARUNA!
Meetan: DEAL!
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CRACKKKKK