epiclulz fics and OS- Why do you love me? (kojiyuu short OS)

[epiclulz]

@yukofan. Lol, Jun is only 16 I'm only 12 too LOL
@msst28. LOL YES BE SHOCKED BY THE PERVYNESS AND CRACK OF A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL LOL! I was inspired by all of the pervy writers LOL JK I was inspired by the gheyness of AGAYB LOL
@xxx20 Yuu is not evil, he's pervy LOL
@Popsicle. I'm glad you like it

I'm so happy that you guys like it!

And oh my god... 2000+ views! Thank you everyone!! I rabu you guys more than AGAYB... JUST KIDDING I DON'T!!! MWAHAHAHA

Lol I can only update on weekends and hopefully Wednesdays... 80+ days to PSLE(primary school leaving examination) and I really hope to get Top 3... There's $$$ for me and I can get into a good school. I really hope there's a wota/fujoshi/Yuri manga reader in secondary school LOL
 
My teachers especially my Science teacher is pushing my class like mad... So I'm super busy.
Perhaps I'll be a medical/psychology student in future? LOL. I wanna become a lawyer just like Apollo Justice/Phoenix Wright. Because of the $$$
In Singapore almost all primary school students has tuition lol. But luckily my parents don't give me stress at all LOL.

I rabu all of you guys ;u; your comments makes me really happy lol.

[Megumi]

Noncrack but still this kid had such a lively fantasy...

Hilarious!

ArígatoU!

[epiclulz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ACCHAN! ATSUMINA OS AND UPDATES TMR!!!

I seem to be getting my crack back LOL

I think I'll implement my crack into Rabu Rabu Virus cos I love AKB ikemen. And I'm more used to guys cos 90% of my friends are guys and I'm the perviest LOL

Stay cool bros! 

[Playgirlz]

LOOLLL this house is crazy, I can’t stop laughing xDDD

Mayuki is always the best <3 and Rena, or should we call her Gekirena so cute ><

Thank you and update please, can’t wait xD

[epiclulz]

@megumi    Thx!
@Playgirlz   LOL CRACKADDICT lol! Somehow all my fics are cracky lol.

So here's the short Atusmina OS I promised! [Crack ending?] I wrote this down on paper first lol

Birthday Present

My name is Maeda Atsuko. Yesterday was my birthday. I am the ace of AKB48 but I am graduating on 27 August.

Being the ace and all that, I was so fahking busy and overworked so I could only make a partial appearance... I could imagine all my oshis raging like mad. Luckily Tomochin didn't spoil my cake or anything.

*sigh* Even though I had a seitansai, Minami didn't give me anything... Today is my off day but Minami is not at home, so I decided to sleep. Just as I was about to sleep, I heard knocks on the door. Frustrated, I unlocked the door. All I could see was Minami carrying lots of gifts and presents. Before she fell, I helped her put some of them on the table.

"Gomen ne Acchan! I only remembered your birthday after the seitansai..."

WHAT?! That baka!! She's my girlfriend yet she can't even remember my birthday?!

I pouted and looked away.

"Mou, Acchan... I'm sorry. Can you please stop pouting?"

Aha! Now I remember. Takamina is very weak when I pout. I decide to tease her.

"What should I do then?" I said as I bit my lips seductively.

"N-no, stop it."

I licked my lips and walked closer to Minami.

"Stop doing that, Acchan. I'm afraid I can't control myself anymore."

Minami pushed me down to the sofa. She kissed me. The kiss was sweet at first but it got deeper and deeper. I could feel Minami's tongue nudging at the entrance of my mouth. I let her tongue enter as we had a heated french kiss. We pulled away for air. Minami started kissing my neck, my most sensitive part.

"Hyannn... Ahh... Minami..." I could not help but let out those embarrassing sounds. I tried to cover my face but Minami pulled my hands away.

"Don't be embarrassed, Acchan." She kissed my lips again while her hands were busy removing my shirt. Leaning close to my ear, she whispered in a husky voice.

"I'll give you a birthday present you'll never forget."
-End?-

CRACK ENDING (Please don't kill me)
Acchan: Minami, do you want to know the reason I want to graduate?
Takamina: Eh? I thought its because you want to be an actress?
Acchan: No, I want you to move to Canada with me. We can marry there legally you know.
Takamina: What about AKB48?
Acchan: Screw our oshis. The fricking paparazzis and management have been cockblocking us like, I dunno, since we debuted?
Takamina: That makes sense. We could probably sell videos of our sexytimes and make more money than we do in AKB48.
Acchan: And our oshis would be shipping us even harder.
Takamina: Deal. I'll graduate together with you and move to Canada.
Acchan: Yay!!
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[epiclulz]

Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 3

(Jun POV)
I pushed Rena onto the wall and kissed her. That Rena... She's been giving me trouble for the whole day. I can't even read manga now! All I did was to work, work and work. Now I know why Kai is so awkward around girls..  I deepened the kiss by pushing my tongue into her mouth. I could feel her grabbing onto my arms and trying to push me away.

"You know.. You're trying to push me away but your face seems to be saying something else..." I said as my hands started roaming around her body. She was blushing like mad.

"N-no... Ahhhh.. Jun.. stop it..." Whatever she was saying or doing, it turned me on. I was never like this... Even though I was a playboy, I would always ask for the girl's permission before touching her...

(Rena POV)
What the hell... A moment ago I was having complete control of Jun but now he's dominating me. I can't believe that he's kissing me. His hands went underneath my shirt and touched me everywhere. I could not help but moan. This is really wrong... Why is he doing this to me? Please stop it!!!

(Flashback)
"No! Uncle, what are you doing? Don't touch me!" Rena screamed as a middle-aged man approached the young girl. He had an evil grin as he started touching the girl.

"NO!! Onii-chan!! Save me!!"
The man started removing the girl's clothes and kissing her. The girl was crying and screaming for help. Just then, a boy older than the girl stepped into the room and pushed the man away with all his strength.

"Damn you, how dare you do that?!" The man said.

The boy ran in front of his sister and said,"No one touches Rena-chan!" The man shoved the boy away.

"F*cking idiots, I've been providing for you my whole life! Ungrateful bastards..." The man said as he punched the boy. "Let's have some fun now, eh?!"
(flashback end)

(no one's POV)
Rena was crying. Something in her mind snapped. All of a sudden, Jun was sent crashing to the ground.

"Ehehehe. You bastard. Die!" Rena shouted as she punched Jun continuously. Rena then broke everything in the room. She kicked down the door and went about on a rampage. Mayu, Yuki and Yuu were shocked and tried to stop her. "Go away you bastards...!" She punched all of them. Yuu called the security in. The guards came and were all getting beaten by Rena. Sae came and held Rena. The security put her in restraints and locked her in the room. Only sudden, creepy laughs and horrible knocking sounds came from the room.

"Oh my god... What was I doing..." Jun said while looking down. "It's too late to do anything now. I already told you to stop being a playboy!" Sae shouted before punching Jun. "I know... I deserve this. I just didn't expect this..." Jun said.

"Onii-chan! Save me... Please..." The laughs stop and everyone could hear Rena sobbing. Yasushi immediately came down and scolded Jun.

"The restraints won't hold her for long." Yasushi said before dialing a number on his phone.

"Hello? Ah, Akimoto-sama? WHAT?! HE DID WHAT TO MY SISTER?! I'll be there soon!" The voice on the phone said.
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In half an hour, an ikemen came. He was wearing glasses. A cute girl was also with her He looked very angry and went to the room Rena was in. He hugged the sobbing girl as he said,"Don't worry... Onii-chan will always be here!"
"Onii-chan.. Please... Don't leave me..." Rena said before falling asleep.

The ikemen went out of the room, demanding to know who was the one who caused her to be in such a state. Jun looked down as he stepped forward. The ikemen held Jun by his collar.

"You f*cking a*sshole!! How dare you do that to my sister...!" Before he could punch Jun, the girl stopped him. Yasushi told the ikemen everything.

"Akimoto-sama, I'm sorry but I can't let Rena work for such a person!"

"I'll... I'll make up for it. I'll be serious from now on." Jun said, kneeling down before the ikemen. The ikemen was shocked.

"F*ck you... Just leave my sister alone!" The ikemen said. The butlers led him and the girl into a room and they stayed there for a night.
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-next day-
"Eh? Why am I in restraints?" Rena said before hopping to the door. "Let me out!"

The ikemen heard this and immediately went to open the door. He removed the restraints and hugged Rena.

"Onii-chan?" Rena said. "Onii-chan!!!"

Jun came down and apologised to Rena. Rena was shocked but she forgave Jun.

"I'm going to be serious now... I'm so sorry Rena..." Jun said.

"Its okay now, right?" Rena smiled. It seemed that Rena had forgotten about everything.

It was then known later that Rena was almost raped by her uncle was she was 12. She has forgotten about the incident but she will have sudden outbursts. After she calms down, she will forget about everything once again.

Sae asked the ikemen and the girl for his name.

"Matsui Airi desu." "Takayanagi Akane desu."

"Akimoto-sama, please let me stay here... I want to take care of my sister." Airi said.

"Sure!"
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For the whole day, Rena was being deredere with Airi. Jun was in his room working.

Yosh. I'll not let Rena down again! I'll work hard!!
*a few minutes*
WTF IS THIS SHIT???? *begs Sae for help*
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Mario: Yuu, Haruna is going to come back tonight.
Yuu(about to grope Yuki): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!
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Short but... I just revealed a bit of their past! Idk what I just wrote... but mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh... Kojiyuu next! And yes, there will be furuyanagi!

[Playgirlz]

Poor Rena, Jun should be more kind to her 
And lol at the last part, Jun and Yuu are hopeless 
Thank you

[Takamina_Captain]

Birthday present...Hahaha...
the ending part makes me laugh really hard...


Please more atsumina...

[epiclulz]

Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 4(Kojiyuu appearance!!)

"Onii-chan!!!"

"Haruna!" Mario said as he ran forward to hug Haruna.

Haruna just got back from overseas. And she bought thousands of games. DS games, wii games, PSP games, xbox360 games, pc games, everything. The games are dating sims, rpgs, action, music, etc etc. Just imagine one whole mountain of games.

Now you may find it weird that such a beautiful girl like Shinoda Haruna is a hardcore gamer. But she is. If you enter her room, she has all the consoles custom painted and modified. Her computer has 1TB of ram and her mouse is 9999dpi. Her keyboard has shortcuts for skills, etc etc. She designs games and they are very popular, even more popular than pokemon, Modern Warfare etc etc. Her room is also soundproof and all that gaming jargon blah blah blah.

But she always spends time with her brother. They look like a couple from afar. It seems that Yuu has no chance, doesn't he? However, Haruna likes Yuu a lot. Yuu also likes Haruna a lot. The usually perverted Yuu will always try to behave as well as he could in front of Haruna. Haruna likes teasing him about his pervertedness and all Yuu does is blush.

But they both don't know that their love is mutual.

So when Haruna came back Yuu was super excited. Haruna asked Yuu to help her with the games. Yuu immediately agreed.

-In Haruna's room-

"Woahhhh... sugoi!!" Yuu said as he entered Haruna's room. He's never been to Haruna's room before.

"I need you to help me play these games and tell me about the blah blah blah blah blah. Because some noobs keep saying bad shit about me on Blackshot."

LOL DID SHE JUST SWEAR?!!!

*Blackshot game starts* Haruna=haru3

Everyone: F*CK YOU HARU3 STOP CAMPING!!!

haru3: Fine.

Everyone: The way haru3 speaks sounds like a girl. Maybe haru3 is a girl?

haru3: So what if I am a girl? I killed your clan leader lol n00bz.

Everyone: Lol, she's very gooo with melee weapons.

Person 2: Lol, she learned that from the kitchen LOL.

Everyone: LOLOLOLOL

*haru3 kills everyone*

"Haruna-chan, you shouldn't provoke them like that." Yuu said.

"Why? But its fun seeing all those noobs getting killed once they respawn."

Yuu: -speechless-

-meanwhile in Jun's room-

"WTH? WHY IS RUNNING THE SCHOOL SO DIFFICULT?! WHAAAT DAFUQ IS THIS? SO MANY REQUESTS FOR NEW CLUBS?! MELONPAN CLUB?!!!! WHO THE F*CK WOULD WANT TO JOIN THAT?!!!" Jun shouted as he stared at the computer.

"Ehehehe. I would. No one will insult melonpan." Rena said, glaring at Jun.

Jun gulped. There were endless emails from students and teachers. Reschedule timetable, change teachers, add more rooms, requests. Seriously WTF?!! Now I know how Kai feels... Invting guests?!! NOW I SERIOUSLY KNOW WHY THE WHOLE OF AKBEST IS PARTYING EXCEPT FOR KAI.. I LOVE YOU BRO. THANKS FOR SHOULDERING ALL THIS WORK.

-meanwhile over at wherever Kai is-
Remember the raeping scene in Mendol? Where Persona goes into a club with the director? This is exactly that scene just that Acchan is the director/pimp while there are about 2 times more girls.

"ACCHAN!! SAVE ME!! I'M GONNA GET RAPED BY ALL THIS FANGIRLS!!

"LOL TOO BAD KAI THIS IS WHAT YASUSHI-SAMA ASKED ME TO DO!!!" Acchan said before exiting and locking the club.

Girly screams of "DON'T TOUCH ME!!! NO DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES!!!" could be heard.
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Yuu was chilling in his room when he heard a few knocks on the door.

He went to the door and was shocked to see Haruna. He immediately closed the door and swept all his porn and leftover food and underwear under his bed and opened the door again.

"Uwehh..." Haruna sobbed.

Yuu asked her what happened.

"I was playing the new amnesia game that the company sent me... I used a mod to remove all the monsters because I can't handle horror games... B-but then... EGHNAEROHRHOPAQWR I'M SO SCARED... MARIO-NII ISN'T AT HOME TOO..." Haruna cried as Yuu hugged her.

"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Haruna asked.

"EHHHHHH?!! NONONO!! I MEAN YES YOU CAN!!! I'D LOVE TO!! I MEAN YES BUT I'LL SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM THEN!"

*Tugs onto Yuu's sleeve* "Please don't leave me alone..."

What's with her??? SHE'S SO CUTE!!!! This is a great chance for me to confess!! *gulp* WHAT IF I DO SOMETHING WRONG TONIGHT?!! OSHIMA YUU, CALM DOWN. JUST. CONFESS.

"Ano... Haruna?"

"Hmmm?"(still sobbing)

"Actually... I love you, Haruna.I know I'm a perverted and crazy guy who can't compare to your brother... I mean Mario is so gentlemanly, tall and kind... Unlike me who flirts around. But whenever I'm with you I feel something special... I think I might have become serious... I'm just a few cm taller than you. I'm not reliable at all.. I'll become serious for you, Haruna... I love you. If you don't like me-"

Haruna hugged Yuu before he could say anything else. "I also love you too. You're so cute and funny. Why would I even like Mario? He's my brother and he's always so tense and serious. I like you just the way you are."

Their faces leaned in closer and closer until their lips met.

Haruna and Yuu kissed for a short while.

"I'll protect you from all the monsters," Yuu said while hugging Haruna.

Both of them fell asleep shortly after...

-meanwhile at Mayu's-

"Thanks Sasshi for the concert tickets. I think Yuki would be killing met if I stayed at home."

"No problem. You've never seen your cousin in action before right? By the way did you bring lightsticks?"

"I don't have lightsticks so I brought these..." *takes out cosplay lightsabers*

All the wotas: WTH?!!!
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A blonde ikemen carrying luggage and a saxaphone stood at the gate of the mansion.

"Shit. They changed the locks." He said with a faint accent.

He rang the bell impatiently.
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-end-


Sorry for no sexy KojiYuu LOL. Blackshot is a game taht I used to play. Sorry if its short or anything because I don't really have time.

Guess who the ikemen is~

[pen-pen-chii]

"I was playing the new amnesia game that the company sent me... I used a mod to remove all the monsters because I can't handle horror games... B-but then... EGHNAEROHRHOPAQWR I'M SO SCARED... MARIO-NII ISN'T AT HOME TOO..." Haruna cried as Yuu hugged her.

"Can I sleep with you tonight?" Haruna asked.

"EHHHHHH?!! NONONO!! I MEAN YES YOU CAN!!! I'D LOVE TO!! I MEAN YES BUT I'LL SLEEP IN THE LIVING ROOM THEN!"

*Tugs onto Yuu's sleeve* "Please don't leave me alone..."

Haruna is so cute~~~ 

Blonde ikemen and a saxophone??~~ KUMI~~~~ 

[haruhi16]

OMG KOJIYUU  , I WANT MORE!!!

[xxx220]

Kojiyuu

Wow....lol Melon p an club I
Jun is funny !!!!

 KUMI !!!!!

[kahem]

OMG Rena!!!!! Even if it's scary I like the Gekikara mode!

[yukofan]

hahaha..i love haruna's character here <3
eh,kojiyuu slept together and nothing happen? haha,i like it..
melonpan club? LOL...let me join the club..

i really enjoy everypart or ur fic..

[epiclulz]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you everyone for reading my fic!!!

Rabu Rabu Virus Chapter 5

-at concert-
"So, during the instrumental, you're supposed to chant." Sasshi said.

"Ohh so its like KATON! GOUKAKYUU NO JUTSU?" Mayu said excitedly.

"*sweatdrop* Omg you're such an otaku... No... This is what wotas do...blahblhabadgjqotek2t4ursdb" Sasshi said.

-at the mansion-
"Gahhhh who the fck is it ringing the bell? What are the butlers doing?" Jun said frustatedly as he tried to surf for porn. Rena was being deredere with Airi so Jun finally had the time to do what he wants. He went all the way to the gate and was happy to see the ikemen.

"KUMI!!"

"JUN!!! WHAT THE FACQ HAVE YOU BEEN DOING I'VE BEEN PRESSING THE BELL FOR LIKE I DUNNO 9999 TIMES!!!"

"I'M SORRY LOL BUT A LOT OF STUFF HAPPENED SINCE YOU LEFT JAPAN!!! COME IN BRO!!!"

*enters mansion*

Yasushi: Kumi!!! I thought you were in England studying music?

Kumi: Lol I know, I already finished the course.

Jun: How did you even survive in England? Spelling June as Junbrid.(A/N SKE NO MAGICAL RADIO 2 LOL)

So Jun filled Kumi in on all the stuff that happened, including the Rena/Gekikara thingy.

"Lol too bad bro."

Just then, Mayu and Sasshi came back from the concert. Everyone was surprised to see Kumi.

"Oh yeah, Non-chan told me to give you this." Kumi said, passing something to Sasshi.

It was an official letter from AVEXrecords. The letter stated:

Dear Sashihara-san and Yagami-san,
We would like you to be part of WaRouka's new PV. The members have specifically chosen you two.
Please come to AVEXrecords studio tomorrow at 1pm. (A/N IDK WHAT TO NAME THE GROUP LOLS AND I SUBTLY ADDED KANON AS A NEW CHAR)

Sasshi was overjoyed. A wota's dream come true. And of course he would be able to see Lovetan and spazz over her.

epiclulz: So let me introduce the new characters right in the middle of the story!!!
Yagami Kumi, 17. Went to England for 2 years to study music. An expert at playing the saxaphone but can be a baka at times. Boyfriend of Kimoto Kanon.

Kimoto Kanon,16. Member of WaRouka. Yagami Kumi's girlfriend. The young and cute member of WaRouka.

That night, Sasshi could hardly sleep. He was so excited about what to do when he meets Lovetan and what he would say and what stuff to give to her and which albums/posters to sign.

omg I'm seeing Lovetan yay yay she's so cute I hate Mayu I'm so fricking jealous I want to kill him why can't I be her cousin oh wait if I'm her cousin I can't date her but in Japan marriage between cousins is legal wait WTF am I thinking??? Calm down. You're just filming a PV together with them. I wonder what type of PV would include guys with them? Backup dancers maybe???


-next day at AVEXrecords studio-

All the girls of WaRouka were fangirling over the handsome Sasshi and Kumi. Sasshi was fanboying over them while Kumi remained cool and composed, trying his best not to be derpy in front of Kanon.

"Hi guys. I'm going to brief you on the PV," The director said. The director was Oshima Miko, the aunt of Yuu and also very pervy.

"We have decided to drop the cutesy image partially and let fans see the new image of the members. The PV will be dark, sexy, etc etc. Although there has been kissing and gravure in previous PVs, the lyrics of this song is very WTF. So basically this is the most WTF PV the group has ever filmed. Oh and Sashihara-san and Yagami-san, please do not reveal your personal details because I'm sure you will receive a lot of hate mail."

The boys were shocked when the director told them what they had to do. However, on the inside, they were megusta.

The song is "Seifuku ga jama wo suru". The song is about a girl's curiousity as she becomes a teenager.

Kumi had to french Kanon in the video.

"This isn't your first kiss right? He's also your boyfriend so I think a frech kiss will be okay." the director said

Kanon was blushing like crazy.

"Ermmm... We haven't had our first kiss yet." Kumi said.

"Ohhh all the more better for you! You have the liberty of taking your girlfriend's first kiss in such a way and on a PV too." Miko said.

Everyone sweatdropped at how pervy the director was.

So they filmed the scene for the first time and Kumi and Kanon were blushing so hard that they couldn't look into each other's eyes. Then they tried kissing.

"NONONO CUT!!! LOOK INTO EACH OTHER'S EYES! FEEL THE PASSION!!" Miko shouted.

All the members were like WTF IS WRONG WITH OUR DIRECTOR WHAT IF OUR NEW SINGLE GETS BANNED.

After much persuasion from the members, Miko decided that they could just kiss.

Take #6 (IDK how to write kissing scenes properly so just imagine KataFai but with Ikemen Kumi inside)

"PERFECT!!!" Miko shouted. (Imagine the AKBINGO ep where Haruna dansoes as Jack Sparrow and Yuko says perfect.)

So only the popular members, Aika and Kumi got the kissing scenes. However, the dance moves were VERY SUGGESTIVE just like After School's Flashback and almost all of SISTAR's dance moves. Miko was not satisfied with the PV but the staff decided that it was enough.

-after the filming-
Sasshi: Omg... Kumi.. help me... I'm gonna nosebleed...

Kumi: Me too... What's with Yuu's aunt...

Sasshi: Omg........ wth did we just do in that PV.

Kumi: Omg... we took away the lolis' innocence...

Sasshi: Just imagine the wotarage...

Miko: Ok, since the filming is done, lets check out the new PV!

*PV starts* 

    AH~!
    AH~!
    AH~!

    Why does it become night
    So fast in Shibuya?
    We met for a little bit
    The two of us on the usual way home from school
    Surprisingly before we say it
    It gets close to my curfew at the game center
    But it’s the start of love
    Because there’re various things happening

    You say “Let’s go back”
    Like a nice guy,
    But your real intentions are different
    Hey, what do you want to do?

    My school uniform is in my way
    I want to love more freely
    Take me somewhere
    A faraway world I don’t know
    My school uniform is in my way
    I want to love more freely
    Don’t look at me with those eyes
    As though I’m only a high-school girl
    Even if someone (someone)
    Is watching,
    It’s no concern of ours
    Kiss me
    AH~!
    AH~!
    AH~!
    AH~!

    The people passing by
    Want to say something,
    But love’s instincts
    Can’t be stopped by any glance
    Even though you put your arm around my shoulders
    Even though you turn your hand to my hips
    The two of us aren’t doing
    Anything bad

    I’ll cling on
    And take you in
    If you’re feeling excited
    The result will be there, right?

    Toss aside my school uniform
    I want to play more naughtily
    I’ll do whatever you make me do
    I want to know the fun of an adult
    Toss aside my school uniform
    I want to play more naughtily
    I want to savor this thrill,
    But I’m a high-school girl
    Whatever (whatever)
    Comes along,
    It’ll be one way or another
    Hug me
    AH~!
    AH~!

    My school uniform is in my way
    I want to love more freely
    Take me somewhere
    A faraway world I don’t know
    My school uniform is in my way
    I want to love more freely
    Don’t look at me with those eyes
    I’m only a high-school girl
    Even if someone (someone)
    Is watching,
    It’s no concern of ours
    It’s no concern of ours
    It’s no concern of ours
    Kiss me

    AH~!
    AH~!
    AH~!
    AH~!

    AH~!


WaRouka: Wow... Fanservice heavy...

Staff: So its either the fans like it or hate it because of Sashihara-san and Yagami-san. But the girl fans will be super excited.

Staff: All right! Go and rest! We don't have any more photoshoots etc etc.

So Kumi went on a date with Kanon and Aika decided to go to the mansion with Sasshi.

"So how's living like Mayu-kun like?"

"Uhhh... It's okay." OMG LOVETAN IS TALKING TO ME KYAAA KYAAA I WANT TO TELL HER HOW MUCH I LOVE HER AND HOW JEALOUS OF MAYU I AM ASDFGHJKL. WHY CAN'T SHE CALL ME RINO-KUN???!!!

Lovetan:Why did I even request for Rino-kun to be my partner in the PV... I should've chose Mayu instead.. Now I'm feeling so weird talking to Rino-kun...

They were about to cross the road when a car sped towards them.

"LOVETAN! ABUNAI!!" Sasshi said as he pulled Lovetan towards the sidewalk.

The two of them were locked in a tight embrace. This was very much like the scene in the PV. Aika looked up to see Sasshi's handsome and caring face. While inside Sasshi's brain, he was fanboying like crazy and thinking of something cool to say. However, their faces just moved closer and closer.

"OMG IS THAT LOVETAN?"

"YOU MEAN LOVETAN FROM WAROUKA?"

"SASSHI FROM AKBEST!!!"

"OMG IM GOING TO SHIP THEM FROM NOW ON!!!"

A bunch of fangirls and fanboys ran towards them.

Instinctively, Sasshi grabbed Aika's hands and ran like crazy. They turned into an alley while all the mad fans continued running in the wrong direction.

"Haa... That was close..." Sasshi said. He noticed Aika blushing. He then realised that he was straddling her to the wall. He immediately backed away and said sorry.

"Since it has become like this... I have no choice but to tell you..." Aika said.

Eh? Is she going to tell me how much she hates me for kissing her??!!!

"Since I've met you... At the mansion a few years back.. I fell in love with you. You were such a funny guy, trying to impress me but failed. But in my eyes, you never failed. That's why I chose you to be in the PV... Rino-kun, I love you!"

"Lovetan... I-I love you too!" Rino said before kissing Aika.

Both of them decided to go on a date instead.
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SASSHIRABU I SHIP THEM SO HARDD!!! ANYONE HAS LINK TO MAJIGAKU3 ENG SUBBED?

IDK WHAT IM WRITING GAHHHH

I'M NOT BEING MYSELF LATELY I FEEL SO OFF

[Megumi]

LoL somehow it kind a turned a little crak 


Hopefully you found it by now but I think sub48? have subbed MJG3...

Thank you for your LuL fic
ArígatoU!

[epiclulz]

HI THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING IT TO OVER 3000 VIEWS!!!!
I'M JUST REALLY STRESSED IN SCHOOL LOL
Gingham Check is kinda forgettable... But Yuko is still awesome LOL
I'M SO HAPPY THAT THE SASHIHARASSMENT BEGAN IN HKT48!!!!!!!! Here's the pic. How do I change the size of embedded pics? Wanted to embed but its too large LOL. A short fic to express my love to the lolis and Sasshi

Sashiharassmentが始まるよ [CRACK]
Hi!!! I'm Sashihara Rino from HKT48!!! Arigatou Yasushi-sama for letting me join a group of lolis!!!

But I got separated from Lovetan... AHHH WHO CARES I GOT A BUNCH OF LOLIS TO HARASS.

So it all began with the stupid tabloid. I was tricked you know?!! My supposed ex-boyfriend claimed to be a loli so I decided to meet him!!! Then it turned out that he was a guy but he looked like a shota. I ONLY FOUND OUT THAT HE WAS OLDER THAN ME THROUGH THE TABLOID!!!

BUT NOW I GOT MAH LOLIS TO HARASS.

The lolis in HKT are really cute!! Unlike the NMB lolis. That fahking Momoka almost raeped me last time. They're really submissive LOL. Perhaps because I'm their senpai?

And no, you sickos. I will never raep them at this age. I like my lolis to be pure!! So I start off with harassment... Then dating... Nice and slowly until they're legal.

So I could finally meet that cute loli girl that got into the senbatsu!!!

Me and the lolis talked about the singles and albums we released.

THEN I MENTIONED KATAFAI!!!

All the lolis were "KYAAAA KYAAA JURINA-SENPAI KAKKOI!!!"

I activated my pedomode. JUST KIDDING I NEVER TURNED MY PEDOMODE OFF LOL

Sakura-channnn has really big and cute ears.

Pefrect for nomming on just like the katafai scene.

Of course, the lolis were shocked when I asked them their thoughts about the *ahem* scenes. Then I decided not to nom on her ears afterall.

That might even create more scandals.

To make up for it, I took sashiharassment photos with the lolis ^_^

They finally had a taste of Sashiharassment!!! I'm enjoying my time in HKT!!!!!

I just love my lolis!!! Now I'm trying to know everyone.

NEXT I'LL BE TAKING THEIR FIRST KISS!!! WOOOHOOOOOO!!!

I'm just super excited about what I'll do in HKT!! Ufufufufufu.

Some of the lolis have bigger boobs than I do though...

BUT I GOT MAH LOLIS.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO KISSING THEM!!!

I hope they have a bikini summer single soon!

In AKB most of the lolis I harassed before are turning 18 this year...

BUT NOW I GOT MAH HKT LOLIS!!!!

I RABU MY HKT LOLIS!!!!

SO CUTE AND PURE AND INNOCENT!!!!

BUT THEY WON'T BE AS INNOCENT NOW THAT I'M WITH THEM!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BYE I'M OFF TO HARASS TEH LOLIS!!

LET THE SASHIHARASSMENT BEGIN!!!!!
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[Haruko]

Jajaaja sashii .. all the lolis in the world are in dangerous...

[yukofan]

Yeah, AKB has less lolis nowdays..the ones who was lolis now growing older..
I’m happy for sasshi…she found her own happiness in HKT48 LOL..
Loli all the way!!
Btw, my most fav loli is hoshino minami from nogizaka46..LOL..

[kahem]

Hahaha! Sasshi is so funny!