I'm not a fanfic writer, actually..
But thanks to blame it on 48 groups, this is my 2nd fanfic irl and my first fanfic in jph!p
Another drabbles.. Insipired from BuraGeki no ichinichi and a statement from milky (NMB48) about "which member going to be her wife and kid" maa..that's a weird statement right.. :hehehe:
hope you can enjoy it, as much as I do when writing this ;)
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Character list (from NMB48)
Yamamoto Family:
Papa : Yamamoto Sayaka (Sayanee)
Mama: Watanabe Miyuki (Milky)
Children:
#1. Kondo Rina (Riichan)
#2. Jo Eriko (Jo)
Grandma: Yamada Nana (Nana baachan)
Fukumoto Family:
Mother: Fukumoto Aina (Ainyan),
Daughter: Ogasawara Mayu (Maachun, also Riichan’s classmate)
Another char:
Tanigawa Airi (Jo’s classmate, Akarin's niece), Yoshida Akari / Akarin (Neighbour, Airi's aunt), Jonishi Kei (Jo's Teacher) and maybe more..
Namba Residential:
#0 Busy Sunday
#1 Busy Parent (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1075829#msg1075829)
#2 Busy Kids (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1076733#msg1076733)
#3 Busy Neighbourhood (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1077147#msg1077147)
#4.1 Busy Prince (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1077572#msg1077572)|| #4.2 Busy Happy Papa (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1079067#msg1079067)
#5.1 Busy Birthday (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1081427#msg1081427)||#5.2 Busy Teenage (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1082194#msg1082194)
#6.1 Busy Stranger (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1082590#msg1082590)||#6.1 Busy Student + Bonus (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=33507.msg1082964#msg1082964)
Namba Residential - #0 Busy Sunday
Morning
Sayanee: It’s a day off..I just want to lazing and doing nothing *smirk with pervert mind*..ahhh *take a cup of coffe and binoculars(?) then go to the backyard*
Milky: “Honey, we run out milk, could you go and buy some?”
Sayane: *sigh* “Yes, honey” *put down the binoculars* *go to the minimarket*
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Sayanee: “Yeah, it’s me time again” *back to backyard* *put on binoculars and point it to the house accross the street*
Riichan: “Papa..”
Sayane: …
Sayanee: *busy configuring binoculars focus*
…
Riichan: “PAPAAAAAAA…PAPAAAA”
Sayanee: “HAII…HAII… whats up? and stop yelling, riichan!”
Riichan: I have a homework project, make a miniature house..
Sayanee: *impatient* “Yeah, so what’s the problem?”
Riichan: “I’m still children, I’m not allowed to use knife and cutter” *angelic smile*
Sayanee: Ok, so papa will help you with the cutting part
Riichan: “And gluing, and painting, and..”
Sayanee: “Hey, it’s your homework, I’m not going help you doing all your project”
Riichan: “But, what if mama knows..”
Sayanee: “Your mama will agree with me, it’s your homework..you have to make it yourself” *with authoritative tone* Dem, I’m a good father *proud*
Riichan: “I mean, what if Mama knows that you peeking aunt Akarin house again?”
Sayanee: *freezing* *BIG sigh* *Start working diligently on miniature house* kid nowadays
in the afternoon
Sayanee: There’s time.. I can make it.. I can Make it!! Yes I can! *fired up* *put binoculars on*
*poke*
…
*poke*
…
Sayanee: *looking back* *sigh*
Sayanee: “What is it Jo-chan?”
Jo: *smile with crescent moon shape eyes*….
Sayanee: “Yes, what do you want jo-chan?”
Jo: *smile*….
Sayanee: “Yes?” *waiting*
Jo: *smile*
Sayanee: *impatient* “What?!!"
Jo: *crying* “MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Then Milky scolded sayanee for around two hours (or maybe more) for yelling at her fave baby..
(http://i.imgur.com/zawQU.png?1)
at night
Sayane: *Still fired up* Smart me.. I’ve bought night vision binoculars *smirk* *pointing binoculars to Akarin house*
“Sayakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
Sayanee hear someone calling her name with a typical nasal voice
Sayanee: “Yes, okaa-san”
Nana baachan: “I need you to massage my shoulder tonight okay?”
Sayanee: “But, okaa-san, why don’t you ask Milky for that?”
Nana baachan: “She’s busy”
Sayanee: “Doing what?”
Nana baachan: “Solving the crosswords puzzle”
Sayanee: ………………………… ………………………… ………………………… …..
Nana baachan: “What with that face? you don’t want to massage my shoulder?? DO YOU? you’re not even doing something important now.. how could you, what kind of daughter in la...”
Sayanee: I will…I will.. okaa-san..don’t worry *forced smile* And a crosswords puzzle is something important..dem you old lady
* sadly looking to the house accross the street* til next time *depressed*
putting back the binoculars into the box.
-day off mission: failed-
-TBC-
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notes:
- nana is one of my oshimen, but dunno why, I just made her an obaachan (not obachan like the other member usually 'called' her)..but I still fully adore her :luvluv2:
- Please forgive all the typo and my not-a-very-good-english :mon emo:
Well..before I go and drowning again in my work..
lemme put it in here...
Namba Residential - #1 Busy Parent
Maachun from the next door visiting riichan at Yamamoto’s house
In Riichan's room..
Maachun: *whisper* *whisper* b*obs *whisper* *whisper*
Maachun & riichan : *giggles*
Sayanee paused her walk when hearing that..
Maachun:*whispering* This model really have a big b*obs indeed, oh..oh…look at her sexy butts *giggles*
riichan: *giggles*
Sayanee: Wait a minute!! What are those girl talking about..what are they looking at *angry*
Quickly open the doors and shouting
“What on earth are you girls doing?”
Maachun & Riichan: *slipping something under the bed* *posing angelic face* “Umm? nothing..just chatting”
Milky come to checking what cause all the loud voices..
Milky: “Hi girls, what’s wrong?”
Riichan: “Nothing, Ma.. Papa just checking us, I guess..” *angelic smile*
Sayanee: “No, I can hear what your conversation about..someone is talking about big b*obs and sexy butts”
Milky: “What?!!”
Maachun: What? *stay calm* “We’re just talking about ‘good books and expensive bags’, is that wrong?” *innocence face*
Milky: “Of course not, maachun..” *smiling*
Riichan: *innocence smile* “Probably Papa misheard?”
Milky: “Yes, Dear.. I think Papa is misheard about ‘good books and expensive bags’ ” *staring at sayanee*
Milky: *talk with lower voice* “We need to talk” *serious face*
Sayanee: I got a bad feeling about this *pale*
Then for the next 3 hours, Milky lectured sayanee and blamed her for her pervert mind that leads to misinterpretation which is not a good example in front of the girls. Even Sayanee started to believing that she has an ear’s problem…
Meanwhile, in Riichan’s room
*giggles* “fiuhhh, that’s close” *giggles*..*giggles*
(poor Sayanee)
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Family Matter
Afternoon at Yamamoto’s house..
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” *crying out loud* *rushing into the house*
Milky: “What’s wrong Jo-chan? Is someone doing bad to you?”
Jo: “HWAAAAAAA” *still crying*
Milky: *patted* “Tell Mama, what’s happen Jo-chan? come on, stop crying, dear” *hugging*
Jo: *still sobbing* “My teacher…said…that..I’m..a..liar” *sob*
Milky: “Did you tell a lie, Jo-chan?”
Jo: “NOOOOOO!” *crying*
Milky: “Ok..Ok.. Mama trust you..hush, stop crying now. What did you say to your teacher, anyway?”
Jo: “I told miss Jonishi that my father is a woman… and she said that I’m a liar” *sullen*
Milky: *awkward* *look at the ceilling*
Milky: *look at her mom and give a help-me-please sign with her eyes*
Nana baachan: *looking to another direction* *whistling awkwardly * …
…
Milky: “What do you prefer,Jo-chan.. chocolate ice cream, or stawberry taste cotton candy?” *still awkward*
Jo: “ICE CREAM!!” *jumping around*
That night, Yamamoto Family have dinner at pizza restaurant and Jo got the biggest scoop chocolate ice cream she ever imagine for dessert..
Sayanee: *whisper* “We have to tell them..they’re getting bigger you know”
Milky: *whisper* “I know, but I don’t know how to explain it to them, why don’t you try?”
Sayane: *pretend not hearing* “Want more Ice Cream, Jo-chan?”
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-TBC-
Notes:
I’m sorry for making Jo crying and yelling..but isn’t she cute?
#6.2 Busy Student + Bonus
Jo is coming home from school with sparkling eyes and rushing into the kitchen.
Jo: "Maaaaaaaaaaaaa..."
Sayanee: "Your mother is not home, she's going to the supermarket with Baachan"
Jo: "Too bad"
Sayanee: "Is there something you want, Jo-chan?"
Jo: "Umm..nothing..just want to ask Ma to sign a permission letter"
Sayanee: "I can give it to you, what is it Jo-chan?"
Jo: "Ms.Jonishi said I have to get permission from parent"
Sayanee: "Hey! I'm your parent too"
Jo: "Umm, I'll just wait for Ma" *running to her room*
Sayanee: *depressed*
5 minutes later, Jo is going back to the kitchen
Jo: "Paaaaa"
Sayanee: "Yes, Jo-chan? You want me to give that permit?" *happy*
Jo: "No. I want some milk"
Sayanee: "Oh...Ok" *pouring milk into glass with more depressed feeling*
Sayanee: "Why do you have to get permission from mama?"
Jo: "Ms.Jonishi said that"
Sayanee: "I know, but what for?"
Jo: "Ms.Jonishi said never talk to a stranger"
Sayanee: "Hey, I'm not a stranger!!"
Jo: *thinking* "Umm..Ok, My class will take a tour"
Sayanee: What kind of tour? Are you going to somewhere?"
Jo: "Yes, we'll going to Married Tour for Children" *excited*
Sayanee: "WHAT?!"
Jo: "My class all excited about that. But we need parent's permission" *drinking milk*
Sayanee: "Whaa?, ok..just wait for your mama" *sigh*
What kind of school that taken a tour like that? Is Married tour even exist?
Finally Milky and Baachan arrived at home.
Milky: "Hi honey, why look so serious?"
Sayanee: "Wait until you hear what's going on from Jo-chan"
Jo: "Yay, mama home!" *running to her room and bring a piece of paper back with her*
"This! This! You need to sign it, Ma!"
Sayanee: "Just read it carefully and think about Jo's mental development" *serious*
Milky: "What?!"
Sayanee: "Just read it before you sign it"
Milky: "Ok" *read the paper* *sign it right away*
Sayanee: "Hey, wait..why you sign it?"
Jo: "Can I go, ma? can I??? Airi-chan will be going too"
Milky: "Of course you can, Jo-chan. That will be fun"
Jo: "YAYY!!" *jumping around*
Sayanee: "Are you nuts? did you just give a permission for our kid to attend a Married tour?!"
Milky: "What Married tour?"
Sayanee: "That!" *pointing to the paper"
Milky: "This?" *pointing to the paper*
Sayanee: "Yes, Hey! we're not playing manzai here" *take the paper from Milky and read it*
The mystery revealed..7 years old Jo-chan misread "Magic Tour for Children" with "Married Tour for Children".
-TBC-
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BONUS:
1000+ views celebration from Namba Residential
Sayanee: "Thank you for reading our family story" *smile*
Milky: "Thank you for your time, and we hope we didn't bored you" *smile*
Riichan: "Umm, thank you, b-but it d-didn't mean that I like there's so many reader in our story" *blushing*
Maachun: "Y-yes, not that we like to be read. B-but thanks anyway" *blushing*
Jo : *poking Sayanee*
Sayanee: "Say thank you, Jo-chan"
Jo: "Why?"
Sayanee: "Because there's so many good person reading our story"
Jo: "Why?"
Sayanee: "W-why? I don't know, maybe they thought our story is interesting?"
Jo: "I don't get it"
Sayanee: *impatient* "That's ok, just say thanks"
Jo: *dissapeared*
Sayanee: "Eeeh? where is she going now??"
Nana Baachan: "Let her alone" *show up wearing a party gown with full make up*
Milky: "Where are you going Baachan?"
Nana Baachan: "Nowhere, I just wanna say thank you, because there's still so many people laugh with us in our story. And that really sweet, dear readers" *wink*
Sayanee: "With all the make up?!"
Nana Baachan: "Shut up!"
Sayanee: "Yes mam!" *looked down*
Ainyan: "Can I talk too?
Milky: "Sure, Ainyan"
Ainyan: "Thank you, readers. And please take care of us in the future" *bow*
Akarin: "Let met add it too, I'm really sorry I can't show up in every chapter. It's because I'm busy with my work. Please understand" *smile*
Mariko: "I don't get it. Why there's so much reader for this lousy writer"
Sayanee, Milky, Nana Baachan, Ainyan &Akarin: "WHO ARE YOU????"
Mariko: "Shinoda Mariko desu."
Sayanee: "What are you doing here?"
Mariko: "I'm here to complain to this lousy writer, Masokun!"
Masokun: W-Welcome, Sado-SAMA!
Mariko: "SHUT UP! Just keep writing, and don't forget to invite me in some chapter! Or I'll KILL you!"
Masokun: "G-Gomen ne~" *fainted*
Jo is showing up, holding hand with Airi-chan
Jo & Airi: "Readers-san..ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!!" *bow*
:kneelbow: