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Title: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 17, 2012, 06:30:23 PM
Ms. Idol Meets Mr. Simple
Chapter Index
Chapter 1 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1107504#msg1107504)
Chapter 2 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1108192#msg1108192)
Chapter 3 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1110218#msg1110218)
Chapter 4 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1110978#msg1110978)
Chapter 5 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1112111#msg1112111)
Chapter 6 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1113358#msg1113358)
Chapter 7 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1114991#msg1114991)
Chapter 8 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1115693#msg1115693)
Chapter 9 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1117427#msg1117427)
Chapter 10 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1135089#msg1135089)
Chapter 11 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1165362#msg1165362)
Chapter 12 (http://forum.jphip.com/index.php?topic=34075.msg1204167#msg1204167)

[A/N: Hmm... Since I don't do prologues... HAHAHAHAHA. If they're kinda OOC, forgive me. xDD So now, I'm going to introduce the male main character. His name is Miyazawa Saito (Sae, hahahaha.) 18 years old. A working college student. And this will be the story of his life... (OR MAYBE NOT ONLY HIS) with other additions, of course. Now, let's begin-]

 

Saito: Hey! Don't steal my thunder! I'm gonna be the one to do the introductions! D:<

 

Author: = _ =' Sorry but... I created your character and everything you're saying. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: But still- Never mind. Do your job carefully, alright? ^ _ ^

 

Author: I should be the one saying that. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: You really like saying 'Just sayin', don't you? = _ =

 

Author: Good thing you noticed it, dear friend. I totally love saying the phrase. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: Could you stop saying 'Just sayin'? Cuz' It's kinda annoying. = _ =+

 

Author: If you're annoyed, then might as well tell you that I'm more annoyed. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: Stop saying 'Just sayin'! D:<

 

Author: You just said, 'Just sayin'. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Never mind. Let's begin the story. = _ =++

 

Author: I said that a while ago. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DD:< *bumps into a limo*

 

Saito POV

Last Night... (9:30 pm)


 

Argh, seriously, argh!!! I GOT FIRED ON MY 2ND PART-TIME JOB THANKS TO THAT BIG LIMOUSINE BLOCKING MY WAY! NOT ONLY DID I NOT DELIVER THE RAMEN, I SPILLED IT IN THE ROAD TOO, BIGTIME! IF I SEE THAT LIMOUSINE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO KILL THE OWNER!-

 

YEAH RIGHT~ - _ -

 

Yeah, I can think about these things but not do it in real life. Sigh... Never mind. Might as well log in to my account in Faceter. [A/N: Yeah, I know it failed.]

 

The moment I logged in, a chat pane opened. wAgIyUkKi? I do not even know who this person is. Maybe she or he is bored. Well, I think I should kill time too. Might as well chat with him or her.

 

wAgIyUkKi: Hello there. ;) )

 

beroyo: Hi. You bored?

 

wAgIyUkKi: Not really. I'm just gonna kill time since my cue's not there yet. ^ o ^

 

beroyo: Oh... You must be someone from the TV industry, right?

 

wAgIyUkKi: Yeah, you could say that.

 

beroyo: Oh, what show?

 

wAgIyUkKi: It's

.

.

.

-

Screen: Click Options. Click Log Out. Click Yes.

 

Window: You are now logged out from your Account in Faceter. We expect you to be back soon.

 

Enough from that time killing activity. Just logged out. I'm busy. Got a quiz tomorrow. Just remembered. I'll just say tomorrow that my net's bad tonight. Hahaha.

 

End of Saito's POV

 

wAgIyUkKi's POV

In wAgIyUkKi's Location...


 

Screen: 'beroyo' is now offline, but you can still send him a message.

 

Yuki: What the!? How dare he log out while chatting with me, Kashiwagi Yuki!? *hand on mouth* I shall make him pay tomorrow...

 

Mayu: But what if his net connection is bad today, Mommy? O w O

 

Yuki: If you said so... BUT STILL! HE COULD HAVE TOLD MEH! *stands up*

 

*all people in the backstage looked at her*

 

Yuki: S-sorry, it was nothing. Hehehe... ^ _ ^ '

 

Mayu: In what way could he have told you, Mommy? You're not even text mates to begin with. Neither do you know his name nor does he know yours. = _ ='

 

Yuki: Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Mayu. > _ >

 

Mayu: You're welcome~mayuyu! <3 ;) )

 

Random Member: Kashiwagi-san, it's your cue now!

 

Yuki: Yes, thank you! *runs to the stage* ^ _ ^

 

In the Stage...

 

Yuki: Whether asleep or awake, Yukirin world! I’ll put you in a daze! ^ _ ^

 

Audience: YUKIRIN!!!! *high tension*

 

End of Yukirin POV

 
In Saito's location...

30 minutes later...

 

Saito: Drop the studying plan, I'm sleepy. *goes to bed* ~ _ ~

 

Next day, 4:30 am...

 

Just woke up. *looks at the clock* MY WAFFLES! IT'S 4:30! MY 3RD PART-TIME JOB! DD:<

 
Normal POV

After 15 minutes of running, walking, dashing and excessively over-reacting about being late...

In front of the store...


 

Saito: S-sir, sorry I'm late... *pant* *pant* *pant*

 

Store owner: Late again, huh? I'll be deducting 100 yen every time you're late now. >:|

 

Saito: Can we talk about it, sir?

 

Store owner: No.

 

Saito: > _ >*

 

Store owner: *shivers* M-maybe... we can... J-just... Deliver these newspapers first...

 

Saito: Thank you, sir! *rushes to deliver the newspaper*

 

Somewhere in the city...

 

Saito: Hmm... Kashiwagi... *shoots the newspaper to the door's smaller door*

 

Kashiwagi Residence...

 

Yuki: *wondering* Hmm...? Newspaper's not here yet? My newspaper should be here by now... *opens the door's smaller door* *newspaper hits her face* WHAT THE?! *shocked* WHO THE HECK DELIVERED MY NEWSPAPER?! D:<

 

Saito: *hears somebody calling him* Tch, If I become late again, I swear I'm gonna sue whoever this person is. *goes in front of Kashiwagi's gate* Yes, ma'am? ^ _ ^

 

Yuki: How dare you hit me with that newspaper in the face? = _ =+

 

Saito: Hmm? *wondering* ... *idea bubble* Ahh... I was planning to hit the smaller door. Not your face ma'am. ^ _ ^

 

Yuki: You could have just thrown it in front of my door! D:<

 

Saito: I'm in a hurry ma'am. Let's talk about it later- *sees the big limousine that blocked him yesterday* HAH!!? YOU OWN THAT LIMOUSINE?! D:<

 

Yuki: Why yes, I own it. Do you envy me? *arms crossed*

 

Saito: HECK NO! BECAUSE OF YOUR OH-SO-BIG LIMO, I WAS REMOVED FROM MY JOB!! D:<

 

Yuki: HAH?! What the heck are you talking about?! > :O

 

Saito: Sheesh! Never mind it then! If I hit you in the face with the newspaper, then we're even. Your limo removed me from my job, I do your face a job. I'll take my leave then. *goes away*

 

Yuki: HEY! GET BACK HERE! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!! D:<

 

Saito: Good day~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xDD *pedals away*

 

Yuki: What the!? How disrespectful of him. Hmph! Whatever. I should prepare for my schedule now. I'll just call the store manager to ask him about this. >:D

 

Mayu: *just woke up* Morning, Mommy... *rubs eyes* What happened? I heard you shouting minutes ago... - _ -

 

Yuki: It's nothing, Mayu. Just a bug who shoot our daily newspaper to my face. D:<

 

Mayu: Did it felt good? *wondering*

 

Yuki: = _ =' Do you think it did?

 

Mayu: No. *chuckles* ^ o ^

 

Yuki: *hits Mayu with the newspaper* Then don't ask. > _ >

 

Mayu: > . < Owwie... Sorry, Mommy... *pokes the lump on her head caused by the hit* N-Neways, let's eat breakfast. :)) *phone rings* WOO!! Oshiriko! *answers call* Hello, Oshiriko-chan! (Oshiriko is Oshima Yuuko)

 

Yuuko: Hey, Oshiriri! Are you with Yukirin? ^ o ^

 

Mayu: Yesh! I fell asleep here last night~! xDD

 

Yuuko: You know, last night, I accidentally touched Takamina's Oshiri! It was smooth! xDD [A/N: Oshiri means butt.]

 

Mayu: Ehh?! I'm envious! I wanted to touch it too! DDx

 

*Mayu and Yuuko continued to chat about Oshiri*

 

Yuki: Sigh... In this pace, I'll really be late for my interview later. Sigh... Always talking about 'OSHIRI'. Sometimes, I think the both of them are perverts. [A/N: Actually, they are. xDD]Mayu, just eat your breakfast. I'm going to my first interview, okay? - _ -

 

Mayu: Alright, Mommy! *shifts back to talk to Yuuko again*

 

Yuki: And buy ketchup later, okay?

 

Mayu: Ehh? You just don't know where the ketchup section is!

 

Yuki: /// _ /// W-whatever! Just buy one later, okay?

 

Mayu: K!

End of Normal POV
 
Saito POV...

In Saito's location...


 

*looks at the billboard* Hmm... Watarirouka Oshiri-tai... = _ =' Corridor Butt Corps?? Oshiri Sisters?? Butt sisters?! Girls are so Weird these days. *billboard flashes French Kiss* WHAT THE!? THAT GIRL AGAIN!? SO THAT GIRL'S 'THAT' POPULAR?! WHADDAHECK! NO WONDER SHE HAD A LIMO- Nah, I don't care. She's just some spoiled girl in the industry. Ha-ha-ha. There's no way she could tell the store owner to fire me, right? *shivers*

 

*Phone rings*

 

Hmm, a message from Haruka.

 

'Saito-kun, are you still doing your part-time job? O w O Kayo-sensei's been asking me about you. If you woke up late again just because you were chatting with another GIRL in your FACETER account, I'm not sure if I can still defend you in front of Kayo-sensei. = w =+ Now hurry up or you will have 1 absent in your record now.'

 
Whadda?! Why emphasize some things?!


Well, I should just hurry to school now. Since I finished my 1st part-time job for the day.

End of Saito POV
 
Normal POV

In Shinoda University...

 

Professor: So, when Acid chemical A merges with Base Chemical B, They create a Salt.

 

*Saito tries his best to sneak inside without his teacher noticing*

 

Professor: Furthermore, an example of this will be-! *throws a chalk to Saito's direction*

 

*chalk hits Saito in the head*

 

Saito: OUCH!!!!!!!- Heh... *covers mouth*

 

Professor: Miyazawa-san, aren't you late again? >:| *arms crossed*

 

Saito: K-kayo-sensei, I'm very sorry... I woke up late and ended up doing my part-time job late. ^ _ ^ '

 

Kayo-sensei: Sheesh, 30 minutes late. AGAIN. >:| And that's your 3rd late for this semester. Remember, 3 cuts = 1 absent. You only have 3 allowable absences per semester. Whether excused or not it's still an absent. 1 late = 1 cut. Thus, 3 lates = 1 absent. So, you now have 1 absent. Keep this up until you have 9 lates which will be equivalent to 3 absents which will mean your grade = FA which is Failure due to absences... Yadda, yadda yadda...

 

Saito: Sheesh... Kayo-sensei, y u so wordy...? = _ =

 

Kayo-sensei: And I think I'll let you off the hook- Hey, you sayin' something? > _ >

 

Saito: E-ehh... Nothin. I was just sayin' that this'll be my 1st and last absent. Hehehe... ^ _ ^ '

 

Kayo-sensei: Make sure of it. You're a bright student. And I take pride at saying that you're one of my students. ;) ) Now, be seated.

 

Saito: *relieved* Thank you, ma'am. *sits on his usual seat*

 

*Psst!*

 

*Saito looks beside him*

 

Girl: Good thing, she's not on her PMS mode... Or you'll be in deep trouble. ;) )

 

Saito: Yeah, thanks Haruka. Oh yeah, how's your training in that idol thingy. Are you going to be promoted soon? :))

 

Haruka: Hmm... I dunno. I'm just gonna train my hardest. ^ _ <

 

Kayo-sensei: Hmm... I hear voices... In Shimazaki's row maybe. > _ >

 

Haruka and Saito: *gulp*

 

*After that, Haruka and Saito didn't talk to each other again until the class ended*

 

After class...

 

Haruka: Goodness... Good thing we shut up the time she noticed. *relieved*

 

Saito: Yeah... So about my question earlier.

 

Haruka: Oh... O w O

 

Saito: What if you never get promoted at all? O _ o

 

Haruka: Why so negative? = w = ' You can atleast tell me that I'll be fine or something.

 

Saito: Sorry, I'm quite an honest person.

 

[A/N: Lies... LIES! ALL LIES!!!!]


 

*Saito hits the Author secretly*

 

Haruka: I see... Hmm... So how's part-time lately?

 

Saito: Well... Guess what. I might be fired from 2 of my part-time jobs because of the same person. = _ =

 

Haruka: Ehh? O w O Why's that??

 

Saito: Well, do you know somebody named Kashiwagi in the industry? > _ >

 

Haruka: Kashiwagi Yuki? Why yes. She's a reknowned person in the idol industry. She even ranked 3 in the latest elections! She's so amazing, right!? She's even friends with Mayuyu! ^ o ^

 

Saito: (Mayuyu?? Who the heck's that?? = _ =) Well, whatever. I got fired from my Ramen delivery part-time job thanks to her limo. Now, I had accidentally shoot her with a newspaper in the face this morning. And I don't even know what'll happen tomorrow. Sigh...

 

Haruka: Cheer up! Don't you worry. She's a kind person! :))

 

Saito: Yeah right~ = _ =

 

Haruka: Heh... What makes you say that? O w O

 

Saito: Well, she shouted at me this morning just because of the newspaper. Her reaction is so exaggerated and top notch. = _ =

 

Haruka: That's why she's called the Reaction Queen. ^ _ ^

 

Saito: I don't give a damn. = _ =

 

Haruka: Hmph, whatever. You just don't know how amazing she is. >:( (

 

Saito: Well, If you said so. - _ -

 

Haruka: Good thing your view about her changed... ^ _ ^

 

Saito: *smirk* Well, she's amazingly annoying that she got on my nerves this morning.

 

Haruka: DDx Whatever, Saito-kun! Let's just eat lunch!

 

Saito: Yeah, let's just eat lunch to forget all about this. Sigh...

 

Haruka: Tsk tsk tsk, Your habit of sighing is not good, Saito-kun. :( (

 

Saito: Heh? Why's that? O _ O

 

Haruka: Your making the good luck escape your way just by sighing, you know? ^ _ ^ *nods*

 

Saito: Meh, whatever. Luck never seemed to go my way anyway. = _ =

 

Haruka: = w =+ *hits Saito*

 

Saito: Oww! Why do that? > _ <

 

Haruka: You're making more luck go astray! *pouts* = w =+

 

Saito: That all? > _ >

 

Haruka: Yeah. ^ _ ^

 

Saito: I see... *hits Haruka back* = _ =+

 

Haruka: Ouch! Why hit me? > :O

 

Saito: For hitting me because of that luck thingy. = _ =+

 

-End of chapter-


 
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Cali8467 on October 17, 2012, 07:31:24 PM
New history!! :cathappy:

With my OTP!!! :cow:

OMG!!! Continue it please :panic:

Do I see a little TakaYuu there? Me gusta 8)2

Always waiting :on roll:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: fuu_kun on October 17, 2012, 07:32:51 PM
hey~~ i was very2 sleepy, and was going about to sleep.. but when i check the forum and see THIS POST huwaaaa i feel genking!! thankyou verymuch amakuchi san m(_ _)m
nowadays, it's so rare to found saeyuki fic :| and i very very HAPPY you made it! they're my OTP! paruru appear too~ and then oshiri sister XD kyaaaaa i'm so happy right now *fly in the cloud* pleasee continue.. please pleaseeee m(_ _)m thankyou ^o^)/
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: GinkoX on October 18, 2012, 03:23:45 AM
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

When I First read this....

HAHAHAHAHA... I  REMEMBER WHEN I READ THIS LAST MONDAY... WAGIUKE. 


LOL!!
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: GinkoX on October 18, 2012, 03:24:45 AM
New history!! :cathappy:

With my OTP!!! :cow:

OMG!!! Continue it please :panic:

Do I see a little TakaYuu there? Me gusta 8)2

Always waiting :on roll:

yep amakuchi.. WE'RE WAITING..
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Amakuchi on October 18, 2012, 05:23:08 AM
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

When I First read this....

HAHAHAHAHA... I  REMEMBER WHEN I READ THIS LAST MONDAY... WAGIUKE. 


LOL!!

OH SHADDAP! MISTAKE OF LE HAND, MKAY??!
IMMA UPDATE AFTER I BUG SOMEBODY~ xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: ScarletWings on October 19, 2012, 08:12:40 AM
omg HAHAHA this fic is a masterpiece XD
it's hilarious, i love it <3333333333
please do update! i want to see how saeyuki will end up :D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Amakuchi on October 19, 2012, 03:32:33 PM
omg HAHAHA this fic is a masterpiece XD
it's hilarious, i love it <3333333333
please do update! i want to see how saeyuki will end up :D

Thank you~! T ^ T

My next update would be long though. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Amakuchi on October 19, 2012, 06:47:12 PM
[A/N: JPHIP pips, thanks for the reactions. HAHAHAHAHA. So here's an update. In this story, Haruna is smart. SO SMART. And dependable.]

Late Intro~
Saito's POV


Hmm... So yeah, I'm Miyazawa Saito. Aged 18. And I work part-time. Thanks to the author who totally hogged almost all the fun for me to introduce myself. For our readers, let me clear some things that the no good author didn't tell you.

First, the reason why I work on part-time jobs. It's because my parents are both WOTAs or those people who are addicted to idols.
Yeah, and so... They continue wasting money on Idols who can't even find ketchup on a grocery store. = _ =
On idols who touch the butts of their coworkers. AND ON IDOLS WHO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE THE WORLD AT THE PALM OF THEIR HANDS.
  = _ =+ Argh. And my parents died because of an accident on their way home from an overseas concert. Leaving me, my younger brother who is still in Senior High and my older brother who is a professor on the university. And yeah, we live together in one house. I just don't see them really often because they work part-time too. xDD

Second, Haruka's relation to me. Shimazaki Haruka has been my friend since... I think Forever. She saw me since I was little, my parents, and their addiction to idols. She too got addicted and thus, applied to be one. She is now a KENKYUUSEI (Research Student). Though rumors say that her promotion is near. I hope she stays humble though. She always tells me that no guy would like her because of her lack in personality and charm. But I seriously think she can be an eye candy. Would she be a Kenkyuusei if she doesn't have the personality and charm? = _ =

Third, it's really hard for me to say this but...
.
.
.
.
That's all. Hahahaha.

End of Saito POV

Normal POV
 
In Shinoda University...


Haruka: > w < Owwie... What's wrong with that?!

Saito: Your reason is TOO SMALL to hit me. = _ =

Haruka: Whatever. Let's just go to the cafeteria. > w

Saito: Mkay. - _ -

*Saito stops walking*

Haruka: Hmm? Why stop, Saito-kun? O w O

Saito: *runs* Whoever arrives 2nd treats the winner! HAHAHAHA!

Haruka: Is this Junior highschool?! *runs*

[A/N: Just to tell you for near future purposes, THE CAFETERIA IS THE NEAREST BUILDING TO THE SCHOOL GATE. The school owner did it because HE always forgets to take a breakfast in his own house thus making many students suffer by walking A HANDFUL 250 METERS just TO EAT FOOD. And so it was always advisable to bring your own packed lunch instead of going to the cafeteria. The HANDFUL 250 METERS is just a useless RECREATIONAL PARK in case kids enter the school.]

In the Cafeteria...


Saito: *pant* *pant* Hahahaha, I win.

Haruka: *pant* *pant* How... ungentlemanly of you... Saito-kun... = w =

Saito: Chivalry is dead, my dear~ xDD

Haruka: Chivalry, chivalry. I don't believe in them obviously. Just openly confess that you don't have money right now. I would've reconsidered it if that was the case.

Saito: So you really know me. - _ -

Haruka: Yeah. > w >

*An awkward moment of silence*

Saito: Anyway, let's go to the- *hears a commotion outside*

Haruka: Hmm? What's wrong?

Saito: Outside.

*Saito and Haruka looks outside the gate*

Outside the School Gate...

A huge black limousine arrives in front of the gate.

Guard 1: Oh, it's the school owner's limousine. Somebody open it.

Guard 2: I will. *moves to the limousine's side then opens the door*

*A guy with a bird costume goes outside the car*

Guards: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE THE SCHOOL OWNER'S CAR?!

Guy with the bird's costume: I AM the SCHOOL OWNER.

Guard 1: Lies. The school owner made the rules of the school. And a rule says that COSTUMES are not ALLOWED!

Guy with the bird costume: Tsk, well then. I shall go away. *goes away with the limousine*

Guard 1: Good thing we detected that he's a fake. *relieved*

Back to the cafeteria...

Saito: So somebody posed as our great School owner, huh? = _ ='

Haruka: Hmm... Yeah.

*Saito looks at as random painting of Mona Lisa*

Saito: Y'know, I just noticed.

Haruka: Hmm??

Saito: That painting... *points at the only painting in the cafeteria* IS SO OUT OF PLACE.

Haruka: I noticed. I mean, who would ever place a painting like that in the cafeteria? O w O

*'painting' opens*

Haruka and Saito: WHAT THE!

*the guy with the bird costume appears from the painting*

Haruka: For real?

Guy with the bird costume: Yeah, it's for real. HOHOHOHOHO~! *goes to the guards* So who's the fake guy again?

*Guards noticed him*

Guard 1: What the!?

And then a bespectacled, long brown-haired woman wearing a corporate attire hit him in the head.

Guy with the bird costume: Ouch! Haruna, couldn't you do it gently?

Haruna: = _ = Common sense is not really common. No secretary hits you gently after trolling the guards, SCHOOL OWNER.

School Owner: Hohohohoho~! I just wanted to test if they knew me. And they didn't~! xDD

*Haruna hits him again*

Haruna: My goodness, Shinoda Mario. After all these years, your trollness hasn't aged yet. = _ =

Mario: But trolling is oh-so-entertaining! xDD

Haruna: Sigh, I don't wanna hear your excuses. Remember how many students missed the School Owner's assembly just because you trolled them and announced the wrong date? Remember the announcement wall over there that was demolished thanks to you fooling them that it was a freedom board? How about that pie-throwing day that you yourself hosted? Remember how many students paid for those wasted pies? How about that fake calendar of activities?! Didn't you even learn one bit, Mario?! I thought you changed! Yadda, yadda, yadda... D:<

Mario: = w = You talk like Kayo-sensei. Aren't you a bit ashamed of yourse-

*Haruna hits her again*

Haruna: > . > Once a troll, always a troll.

Mario: I. K. R~? Ohohohohohoho~!

*Haruna hits him again*

Saito: Let's just pretend that we never saw them, okay Haruka? ;))

Haruka: You betcha. = w =

*Haruka and Saito walks away as if they saw nothing*

Haruna: *noticed them* Hey, you two! Here's a copy of the REAL Calendar of activities. Go to the xerox machine and tell them 'Nyan-nyan' and they will reproduce copies for you. Then distribute it to all the students in the college. It's the fault of this tall, useless man here. *glares at Mario*

Saito: - _ -' Yes, ma'am. *takes the paper*

Mario: Don't do it! You'll get poisoned just by looking at it! IT HAS NYAN-NYAN POISON-

*Haruna hits Mario*

Haruna: SHUT THE HELL UP. > . >*

Haruka: *whispers: But you're going to be late, Saito!*

Haruna: About being late, don't worry, just give me your student numbers and I'll announce to all your profs that you can be late or absent without damaging your record. *fixes her glasses* After distributing, you can leave the school if so you wanted.

Saito: 20XX000011. [A/N: 11 is Miyazawa Sae's number in Flying Get.]

Haruna: Must be a scholar. *pulls out a cellphone* ... *dials something* It's alright now. And you? *looks at Haruka*

Haruka: 20XX000321. [A/N: 321 is her number in Majisuka Gakuen 3.]

Haruna: Alright. *pulls it out again then dials something* Cleared. Now go and do my errands.

Saito: Yeah, but... Could we eat first? I mean... We just arrived and we haven't ate yet.

Haruna: > . > I said... DO. IT. NOW.

Saito: Okay! No need to be pushy.

Haruna: = _ =+ Are you saying something?

Saito: Nothing. Let's go, Haruka. *leaves with Haruka*

When the two were away, a girl went out of the bushes and followed them.

Haruna: = _ = A stalker?

Mario: *checks a device* Hmm... Student number 20XX000267... I think that's Takeuchi Miyu. [A/N: Am I too annoying? Again, 267 is her number in Majisuka Gakuen 3.]

Haruna: Takeuchi? The CEO of a hospital? O _ O

Mario: Yeah. From my connections, I learned that she just bought a DSLR camera that costs 500,000 yen.

Haruna: Wow, so rich.

Mario: And her underwear color for today is-

*Haruna hits him*

Haruna: Pervert. *looks back at Miyu* ... *realized something* Ah.

Mario: Hmm? What do you mean by 'Ah'? O w O

Haruna: *looks teasingly at Mario* Secret.

Mario: = _ = What a KJ.

Haruna: I'll give you a clue. It's something we feel and thus may get addicted to someone.

Mario: Hmm... That bullying feeling? xDD

Haruna: *hits Mario* Blockhead! Hmph! *leaves Mario* = _ =+

Mario: Hey! I'm sorry for being dumb in those things! Hey! Haruna, Come back! T ^ T

In Saito and Haruka's location...

Haruka: Hey Saito-kun... ^ _ ^' *still walking*

Saito: Yes? *walking* - _ -

Haruka: Is this only me or somebody's following us? ^ _ ^'

Saito: Nope. I can feel her too. > _ >

Haruka: Her? O w O!!!

Saito: Yeah. The one tailing us has that kind of aura. > _ >

Haruka: Wow... Are you an expert in these things, Saito-kun? O w O

Saito: Kinda. I'm being followed by different people everyday to the extent that I already know that they are following me. = _ =

Haruka: Shh!!! Maybe she can hear us. > w <

Miyu: (Hmm...? What're they doing?) *still following them* = w ='

Saito: Then let's talk about random things. Or maybe pretend we're lovers. - _ -

Haruka: EHHH?!?!?! Are you sure?! O w O!!!

Saito: It's just an act, y'know? Don't take it seriously. = _ =

Miyu: (What the heck are they talking about?!) > w >

Haruka: Ok! Okay! > w < H-hey, Saito...

Saito: Yes, Haruka-chan~? ;))

Haruka: YUCK! You totally suck in acting!!! DDx

Saito: Shaddap~ If you want to get rid of her, just go with the flow I made. = _ =+

Haruka: Ok, let's just keep this up. > w <

Saito: Kdot. So Haruka, what would you like to do on our date tomorrow? ;))

Haruka: D-date...?! U-uhm... I-I would like to go on an Amusement Park!

Saito: Too mainstream. = _ =

Haruka: Ehh?! Then what about you? > w <

Saito: 3, 2, 1...

Haruka: Huh? O w O

Saito: LET'S RUN!!!! *runs away*

*both of them runs away*

In the Xerox Center...

Haruka: *pant* *pant* D-did we lost her? - w -

Saito: Tsk, no, we didn't. = _ =+

Haruka: Tsk! Let's just... Act natural. = w =

After doing the errand...

Saito: For now, let's just go home.

Haruka: EHH?! Why go home? > w <

Saito: I'm going to check who's she following. If it's you, I'm going to go to the alternative routes. But if it's me, then it's better. - _ -

Haruka: Ehh?! But what if she does something bad to you?! O w O!!!

Saito: Meh, I have escaped all my pursuers back then. This is nothing. ~ w ~

Haruka: Y-you sure? O w O

Saito: Yeah. Now go. ;))

5 minutes later...

Saito: So it was me, all along?! *still running* ... *sees a public toilet* I know! Go to the male's Public Toilet! *goes inside*

Miyu: *pursuing Saito*

10 minutes later...

Saito: What the?! She's still there?! DDx

Miyu: *still waiting*

10 minutes later...

Saito: ARGH! I hafta find a new place! *runs away from the public toilet*

Miyu: *still pursuing*

15 minutes later...

Saito: *sees a porn shop* AHA! *goes inside* There should be another exit here! *finds the exit* ... *sees the exit* WHAT THE!?

Miyu: *on the other exit, waiting*

20 minutes later...

Saito: *goes inside the mall* *pant* *pant* ... *finds the other exit* ... !!! SHE'S THERE?! > A <

Miyu: *Waiting on the other exit*

30 minutes later, Saito's location...

Saito: *pant* *pant* She's one stubborn pursuer, huh... *sees an street interview*

Mayu: So now, we are here to investigate the oshimen of the mass! Let's do our best~ mayuyu! > w <

Saito: I'll just go with this flow then. *grins*

Mayu: Oh! Here's one! *goes to Saito* Hey! Can I talk to you for a minute? ^ w ^

Saito: Hello! Why sure, you can! (I'm begging you please help meh escape this bastard~! DDx) ^ _ ^

Mayu: Minna no mesen wo, itadakimayuyu! I'm Watanabe Mayu, a.k.a. Mayuyu! And I'm here to conduct a street interview for AKBINGO! > w <

Saito: *brainstorming* Oh! I know you! You're that girl from the Oshiri sisters, right!? I'm a huge fan! (Yeah right~ = _ =) xDD

Mayu: Oh! Thank you~Mayuyu! So, who's your oshimen? > w <

Saito: Oh... It'll be... *thinking* ... *idea bubble* (Guess I'll use her name then.) Kashiwagi Yuki! ^ _ ^

Mayu: Oh!!! Mommy!!! I see!!! So why is she your oshimen?

Saito: Uhm... Because... *brainstorming* It's so cute how she reacts! I mean! I totally love it! Ahahahahaha! (What a big lie... In reality, I hate it. = _ =+)

Mayu: I see... Is there another reason? ^ w ^

Saito: Uhm... *brainstorming* It's so cute how she can't find the ketchup section in the grocery mart! It's just so cute! And she's just so beautiful in personal! > _ < (Lies again... In reality, that's just so disappointing. What is she now?! A 5 year-old?! And she's just so irritable in personal! = _ =+)

Mayu: I see! Thank you! ^ w ^

Saito: You're welcome! ^ _ ^ (Hope you helped me, Ms. Itadaki-mayuyu. = _ =) *looks behind* (ARGH! SHE'S STILL THERE!!!!) *runs away*

In Kashiwagi's location...

Yuki: Hmm? *sees a text message from Mayuyu* What is this about? = _ ='

'Mommy, one of the pipes broke. T ^ T Call a plumber. And oh! The car broke too. T ^ T It's undergoing surgery. They say's it's 50-50 So just commute to go home later. Take care Mommy~! > w < I love you~MAYUYU! <3 ;-*'


Yuki: = _ = The heck?! The car and a pipe broke at the same time!? A-and! C-commute...?! I have never even commuted once in my life! > w < W-well, I guess I should take a taxi on my way home then... > w >

Several hours later...

Kashiwagi's Residence...


Yuki: *enters the gate* Hmm... *sees water leak everywhere* = w = What the heck happened? *gets cellphone then dials number* H-hello, can you dispatch a plumber here? One of the pipes broke.

Plumbing service guy: Alright, we'll dispatch a plumber. Just wait in your house, okay?

*call ended*

Plumbing Service Shop...

Manager: Now... Who should I dispatch? *thinking* ... *idea bubble* AHA! I guess I'll dispatch him then. *calls someone* Hello, Saito?

Saito: Y-yeah? *still escaping the pursuer* T A T

Manager: You available right now? - _ -

Saito: Y-yeah! Please dispatch me! I'M BEGGING YOU! T ^ T

Manager: W-what the?! O A O!!! W-well then. Go to the shop, I'll give you the address.

Saito: T-thanks...  T A T

*call ended*

15 minutes later...

Manager: W-what happened? Why are you all sweaty? O w O!!!

Saito: Somebody... Stalking... *pant* *pant*

Manager: And I thought you were good at dealing with stalkers. = A =

Saito: This one... persistent... *pant* *pant*

Manager: Hmm... I dunno about that but... Try your best~ ;)

Saito: A-alright...- What the?! DDx You're not even going to help me?! T ^ T

Manager: It's your problem. I'm out with that. :D

Saito: Manager, y u so selfish?! DDx

20 minutes later...
Kashiwagi Residence...


Saito: O A O!!! What the?! T-this house again?! = _ = Anyway, I'll just do the job and leave. *still feels the stalker* > _ > *rings the doorbell*

Yuki: Oh, must be the plumber... *goes outside* Oh thank you! I've been having problems with the broken pipe! *opens the gate* ^ _ ^

*Saito enters*

Yuki: O _ O
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 HEH?! YOU AGAIN!? DDx

Saito: = _ = Chori~su... The plumber has just arrived.

Yuki: What the heck are you doing here?! > w <

Saito: P-L-U-M-B-E-R. Plumber. That enough? = _ =

Yuki: = w = You didn't have to spell it out. What do you think of me?! A 5-year old?! DDx

Saito: Whatever keeps your boat floating. So where's the damn pipe? - _ -

Yuki: WHAT THE?! Whatever. It's there. > w > *points the broken pipe*

Saito: Hmm... This is where the car is parked, right?

Yuki: Y-yeah... Why? O w O

Saito: The car must've hit the pipe. The side mirror specifically. = _ = And that's what you get for blocking my way. >:D

Yuki: Putting that irrelevant issue aside, can you fix it? > w >

Saito: *opens the phone then plays a clip*

*phone: Bob the builder, Yes we can!*

Yuki: = w =' Whatever. I'll check you up later okay?

Saito: Yeah. *looks outside the house then sees the stalker* Tsk, what a persistent fellow. *goes inside the house* Excuse me?

Yuki: Hmm? O w O

Saito: I know it's rude for me to ask but... > _ >

Yuki: Yes? O w O

Saito: Do you have a back door here? - _ -

Yuki: Huh?! O w o

Saito: Somebody's stalking me. And she's outside. - _ -

Yuki: Lies. - w -

Saito: I'm not lying! Try to look outside! > _ <

Yuki: If this is a prank, I'm going to get you fired from being a plumber. > w > *takes a look outside*

Saito: Did you see her? > _ <

Yuki: Wait. *sees the stalker* That girl with the brown hair wearing hairclips? = w =

Saito: Yeah.

Yuki: ... Yeah, we do have a back door for stalker cases...

Saito: YES! WOOHOO! YOU JUST SAVED MY ASS BIG TIME! xDD

Yuki: Don't rejoice. Cuz' I'm not gonna let you use it. *smirk*

Saito: BUT WHY?! T ^ T

Yuki: I still remember that newspaper incident. > w >

Saito: Pretty please! I beg you! I'll do anything! T ^ T

Yuki: Anything? *smirks*

Saito: Yes! Anything! T ^ T

Yuki: I'll think about that. >:D

Saito: Pretty please...? *bishounen face*

Yuki: O///O ... =///=*hits Saito with the newspaper* S-stop that. I'll let you use it. Just give me your number later so I can think of what you'll do to repay me.

Saito: ^ _ ^ Thanks!

Yuki: S-so... Fix the faucet first. I'll get your number later. >///>

Saito: Ma'am, yes, ma'am. ^ _ ^

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: fuu_kun on October 20, 2012, 06:02:01 AM
yeay an update!! \(^o^) /
soo saito parents are otaku oshiri sister? XD mario troll appear XD will be mariharu? :? then where saito had interview by mayu and "all lies answer" >o<)/ overall this chapter is SO HILARIOUS XD XD XD you made my day XD thankyou amakuchi san x)
please continue.. m(_ _)m
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Amakuchi on October 20, 2012, 06:14:29 AM
yeay an update!! \(^o^) /
soo saito parents are otaku oshiri sister? XD mario troll appear XD will be mariharu? :? then where saito had interview by mayu and "all lies answer" >o<)/ overall this chapter is SO HILARIOUS XD XD XD you made my day XD thankyou amakuchi san x)
please continue.. m(_ _)m

Mariharu? Yeah, there will be~ xDD
No no no! I should be the one thanking you! xDD
Thank you for reading my work! :)
I'll be writing the next chapter today! Thanks again! xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: fuu_kun on October 20, 2012, 06:20:03 AM
no no no.. i'm the one who must thanking you xp
heh? you will write the next chapter today??? YEAAY XD i'll surely wait your updateee~~ but don't push your self ^-^
*wave saeyuki flag in glory*
ps: can you change the title whenever you update this :? hehe thanks.. :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: fuu_kun on October 23, 2012, 03:05:09 PM
update soon :kneelbow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: GinkoX on October 23, 2012, 04:05:59 PM
update soon :kneelbow:
Dearest Fuu-kun,

This is Amakuchi, I'm Using Ginko's Account. ;)
I'm very sorry. My mental status is not good.  :cry: I've been so depressed lately that I have even forgotten the reason why I wrote the fict. :banghead: But it's on progress I tell you!  :twothumbs I think I can update tomorrow evening cuz Ginko is not at home. NO DISTRACTIONS. OYEA.  8)2 THAT'S ALL.

Never even yours,
Amakuchi
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: ScarletWings on October 23, 2012, 07:32:14 PM
I laughed out-loud over the persistent stalker miyu, damn Yukirin just saved your ass, Saito.. Better start behave or else.... ( `▽´)
Amakuchi-san, I can't find more suitable word for your fic, it's totally entertaining as the emoticons also helped a lot in characters' expression at the moment XD really refreshing <3

And don't ever worry about the chapter's being too long or too short, as long as you keeps on updating, everything's good.. :D

Ganbatte!! -(ˆ▿ˆ)/ \(ˆ▿ˆ)-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Amakuchi on October 24, 2012, 03:17:03 AM
I laughed out-loud over the persistent stalker miyu, damn Yukirin just saved your ass, Saito.. Better start behave or else.... ( `▽´)
Amakuchi-san, I can't find more suitable word for your fic, it's totally entertaining as the emoticons also helped a lot in characters' expression at the moment XD really refreshing <3

And don't ever worry about the chapter's being too long or too short, as long as you keeps on updating, everything's good.. :D

Ganbatte!! -(ˆ▿ˆ)/ \(ˆ▿ˆ)-
:cry: THANK YOU!!! I'll really update soon! :)  XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: fuu_kun on October 24, 2012, 03:58:48 AM
uwoo xd writer's block eh?
it's all right ^_^ i'll always wait >o<)/ *but not too long i hope, hehehe*  ganbarre amakuchi san
\ (^-^) /
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: saeyukilover on October 24, 2012, 04:11:04 AM
I want more of SaeYuki :)

 :twothumbs
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
Post by: Amakuchi on October 24, 2012, 05:57:08 PM
[A/N: Another update from yours truly... Every chapter, a different person will do the intro for him or herself. Sorry for the late update. My mental condition isn't quite good lately. > w < ARGH! HAVING MANY MEMBERS NAMED THE SAME IN AKB IS QUITE CONFUSING! COULD YOU TRY COUNTING THOSE MEMBERS IN AKB WHO'S NAMED HARUKA?! ARGH! DDx Oh by the way, the team members here are the almost same as the team members before the ANNOYING BIG TEAM SHUFFLE.]

Yuki's Intro~
Kashiwagi Yuki POV


Everyone, good day to you! I'm Kashiwagi Yuki. 18 years of age. And I'm currently working as an IDOL! Hmm... What else can I say? Oh yeah! Are you wondering if I'm still studying? Well, I stopped after I graduated from High school! Hmm... Why, you ask? It's because it gets in the way of me being an idol! I can't work while studying in the same time! I mean... Too much projects and interviews to do then go to school at night?! I'm human! I need beauty rest for my skin! xDD

Next will be... My parents right? Well... We don't live together anymore. So I have to take care of myself. And that would include cooking. So far... My cooking career is not doing good. :(( Mayu would always bring pizza or any edible stuff whenever she comes here for a sleep over. But it's delicious, I tell you! > w < [A/N: Lies. All lies. Don't you even dare to take one spoon. You'll regret it. You'll regret it too much that you'll beg for your innocence back. And when it happens, you wouldn't even dare to ask for another sleep over in her place. xDD] Hey! That's not true! I swear it's delicious! DDx

Hmm? Lovelife, you ask? I can't answer right now. :(( After all, being an idol has its consequences. That would include that infamous 'Ren-ai Jourei Kinshi' Contract, right? Ever heard of it? Meaning, I'm banned from having  any serious or not serious romantic relationship with anyone. :(( The ban will only be lifted if I graduate. But nah, I still have many things to do! xDD But I do have somebody whom I am interested in. But I won't tell you. ;))

So maybe, that's all for now? [A/N: You won't get any additional introduction time next chapter so end it now. > _ >] Ehh?! But that's all I wanna say for now! DDx [A/N: Whatever. I'll end your POV, okay?] Okay... :((

End of Yuki POV and Introduction

Kashiwagi Residence...
Normal POV


So now, we're still in Kashiwagi Yuki's house. And here's the current situation...

Saito: Like I just told you, please shut off the water connection! I can't change the pipe if it's open! D:<

Yuki: HUH?! I can't do that! I do not even know where those things are located! > w <

Saito: What the?! Isn't this your house- *phone rings* Wait. *opens phone* ...

Message: You just won 100 million yen! Now go to blah blah blah...

Saito: Argh. Screw those scam senders. Guess I'll switch it in Silent Mode. *switches phone to Silent Mode* Okay, now let's continue what we're talking about.

Yuki: Anyway, as I was about to say. I just bought it, you know! I didn't plan how to build it! > w <

Saito: Argh... I see. So what should we do now? *looks outside* ... *sees stalker* When the heck will she leave?! It's almost curfew time! = _ =+

Yuki: Geez, it's only 5 o' clock. And... When the heck would the pipe be changed?! I have work to do later! I still have a shooting for AKBINGO! > w <

Saito: (Wait! AKBINGO!? ... *remembers* 'Minna no mesen wo, itadakimayuyu! I'm Watanabe Mayu, a.k.a. Mayuyu! And I'm here to conduct a street interview for AKBINGO! > w <' 'It's so cute how she reacts! I mean! I totally love it! Ahahahahaha!'  ) E-e-eh... A-ano... Please don't go today. I still need you to show me the back door, right? ^ _ ^'

Yuki: If you would really like to see the back door and escape through it... THEN HURRY UP AND FINISH THE PIPE! DDx

Saito: Don't shout at me! I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, MS. I-CAN'T-FIND-THE-KETCHUP! DDx

Yuki: =///=+ *hits Saito with the newspaper* H-how the heck did you know that?!

Saito: I may be not a Wota but my Dad is a big fan of yours. He went to your first performance in the theater up to your first concert. He voted you 10 times in each senbatsu... He wasted money for your photobooks, trading cards and whatsoever. That is, When he was alive. - _ -

Yuki: I-I see... So sad to hear that. :((

Saito: But nah, I don't care about that. So did you see a water meter in your house? - _ -

Yuki: Water meter? That circular thing that has a moving needle? O w O

Saito: = _ = Well yeah. So where is it?

Yuki: It's in the garden. > w >

Saito: Could you show me where it is? = _ =

Yuki: Then let's go out. = w = *goes out then walks in a hurry*

Saito: Hey wait! The floor is slippery, be care- *Yuki slips* -ful. = _ ='

Yuki: You should've told me earlier! > w <

Saito: You should've known that! The pipe's broken so it has the tendency to spill water! And it spills water in the floor, dude! IN THE FLOOR! DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO HEAVEN TO VANISH OR SOMETHING?! DON'T YOU HAVE A COMMON SENSE, DUDE?! DDx

Yuki: DON'T YOU 'DUDE' ME! Sorry then! But could you at least... Help me out? > w >

Saito: Okay! *goes out to help her* ... *offers hand* Here. > _ >

Yuki: *hold his hand* T-thanks... *stands up* >///<

Saito: Hmm? Do you have a fever or something? - _ -

Yuki: H-huh?! W-why ask? =///=

Saito: Your face is red. > _ > Hmm... Maybe I'll check your forehead. *lifts Yuki's bangs then put his forehead close to hers*

Yuki: A-a-a-a... H-hey! *pushes Saito back* >///< What the heck are you doing?! Fix the p-pipe! I have work t-to do!

Saito: What the!? Don't you like it when people care for your health!? DDx

Yuki: N-not really... > w < It's just... *playing with fingers*

Saito: Just what? = _ =

Yuki: Your face is too close! > w < What if something happens!? And what if media is just lurking in the corner?! Especially that Shuukan Bunshun?! DDx They'll misunderstand it!

Saito: I see... So you'll prioritize your career over your health, huh? - _ -

Yuki: Of course! And who are you to ask me about that?! I mean, hey, I just met you! And we're not even close! DDx

Saito: Yeah, I just met you. But is it wrong for me to care for you? > _ >

Yuki: N-no... Not really... >///>

Saito: See? But if you really prioritize showbiz, then I guess I'll just let you. Since we're not even friends anyway. > _ >

Yuki: Y-yeah, that's right... *frown*

Saito: Now... I see... So this is the idol my Dad idolized so much that he even died just to watch her concert, huh... *sigh*  - _ -

Yuki: You sayin' something? > w >

Saito: Nothing. I'll just finish the job so you could work happily for your career without worrying about the pipes anymore. > _ >

Yuki: Y-yeah, just finish that. I-I'll go... change my clothes first. >///>

Saito: You don't have to tell me. I'm just an unfriendly plumber who has a stalker waiting for him outside. - _ -

Yuki: Okay! Fine. I'll just pay you after you finish your work. > w >

Miyu: (Are they dating or something? Nah, Saito wouldn't date somebody who's famous. He would date somebody like me! Yeah, that's right.) [A/N: He doesn't even know you. Just sayin'.]

Saito: Whatever keeps you boat float. > _ >

Yuki: Whatever. Hmph! *goes inside* > w <

Meanwhile...
In Haruka's Location...


So now... We're in the Dancing Studio where Takahashi Minami and the other seniors are training the KKS or the Research Students...

*Shimazaki Haruka and Shimada Haruka training with other Research Students*

Takamina: That's good, Paruru! That's good! Keep it up! :DD

Yuuko: She's surprisingly good today. Don't you think she's now ready for promotion? xDD

Takamina: Couldn't agree more. Let's tell the management about it. ;))

Yuuko: Yeah, I agree. So in what team should she be? :))

Takamina: Team A, of course. :DD

Yuuko: HAH?! WHY TEAM A?! NO NO NO NO! SHE'LL BE IN TEAM K! DDx

Takamina: HAH!? ARE YOU PICKING A FIGHT, YUUKO!? YOU GOT MII-CHAN! THE CUTE GIRL WHO HOGS ALL THE SCREEN TIME! AREN'T YOU SATISFIED YET?! DDx

Yuuko: SHUT UP! YOU GOT THE CUTE HARUGON, LOVETAN WITH NAKAYAN! SO JUST GIVE ME PARURU! TEAM K NEEDS MORE CUTE MEMBERS! DDx I NEED MORE SKINSHIP PARTNERS! DDx

Takamina: = _ = PARURU ISN'T HERE TO BE A SKINSHIP PARTNER OF YOURS! SHE'S HERE CUZ' SHE WANTS TO BE AN IDOL!!! DDx

Yuuko: Whatever, let's just ask Yukirin to settle this one. Yukirin! *finding Yukirin* YUKIRIN! WHERE ARE YOU~? *sees Mayu* Oshiriri, do you know where your Mom is? ^ _ ^

Mayu: Oshiriko, Mom's not yet here. She told me she's just going to check the pipe in the house an hour ago. :((

Yuuko: Pipe?! Why the heck would she check that?! = _ ='

Mayu: It broke when I was about to leave. So I had to take an umbrella before I left. I figured it's because of the limousine. :((

Takamina: I see... Well then. Paruru! Take a break first! :)) Haruu, repeat the part before the chorus. You slightly got it wrong. :/

Shimada Haruka (Haruu): Hai, hai... - _ - *repeats that part*

Haruka (Paruru): Thank you, Takamina-senpai! *looks around then sees Mayuyu* (OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S MAYUYU! * w * I MUST REALLY BE LUCKY TODAY! I'LL TEXT SAITO! :DD) *opens phone*

'KYAAAA! Saito-kun! I saw Mayuyu today! She's really so cute in personal! ^ o ^ I WANT TO TALK TO HER BUT I'M SO NERVOUS!  T ^ T Oh by the way, where are you now? I asked your Saiki-niisan if you're in the house already but he told me that you haven't come back yet! T ^ T Don't tell me you're the one being stalked!? O w O!!! Anyway, I think it's you. Since you're pretty popular in school according to Matsui Jun-kun! Anyway, text me back if you're still alive. Do your best, Saito-kun! ^ w ^'

*text message sent*

Yuuko: Hmm... Who are you texting Paruru-chan? *snatches cellphone* ... *looks at the sent message* Talk to Mayuyu? Go straight to her! She won't bite you! xDD

Mayu: Hai, Mayuyu won't bite. ;))

Haruka: Mayuyu~! *hugs Mayuyu*

Yuuko: *reads more* ... Who the heck is Saito-kun? Your boyfriend? > _ >

Haruka: *tightens hug on Mayu* E-E-E-EHH?! S-Saito-kun isn't my boyfriend! He's just my childhood friend! >///<

Mayu: W-wait! M-mayuyu can't breathe! >///<

Haruka: S-sorry! *lets go of Mayu* > w <

Yuuko: *reads more* Stalked? He must really look like a bishounen if he has stalkers. > _ >

Haruka: N-not really... It's just... Somebody was stalking us in school hours ago. Saito-kun told me to go home first but I still have training so... ~ _ ~

Yuuko: I see... *reads more* Wait! Is this Saiki your boyfriend?! > _ >

Haruka: No, Ooshima-senpai! He's Saito-kun's older brother! And I treat Saiki-niisan as my older brother too! O w O!!!

Yuuko: Ah... *reads more* Wait a minute...! Who the heck is Matsui Jun-kun?! DDx

*Mayu looks at Yuuko for a second*

Yuuko: *notices Mayu* Ehh? Doushite, Oshiriri? O w O

Mayu: N-nothing... Nothing, Oshiriko. :)) (Matsui Jun, huh? So he's in the same college as Paruru-chan, huh? I hope he still remembers me. > w > Or maybe not... After that accident years ago... I'm not sure if he will really remember me. :(()

Yuuko: Oi, Oshiriri! What're you thinking about? *pats Mayu's shoulder*

Mayu: Nothing! It's really nothing! :))

Yuuko: I see... I see... So who's Matsui Jun-kun, Paruru-chan? > w > Don't tell me you're secretly his girlfriend, huh?

Haruka: He's just a classmate, Ooshima-san! Nothing more! > w <

Yuuko: I SEE... xDD

Haruka: So please give my phone back! DDx

Yuuko: Okay, okay! *hands it over* > _ >

Haruka: *calls someone* ... *other line answers call* H-hello, Saiki-niisan? O w O

Saiki: Yo, Haruka-chan! Still worried about Saito, huh? ;)) GAH! He's so lucky to have a girl like you worrying for him! DDx

Haruka: Y-yeah... After all, He's a really close friend of mine. :((

Saiki: I see, I see! He's not yet here! But don't you worry! He'll be fine. :))

Haruka: I see... But I just can't seem to feel alright right now whenever I remember the stalker! > w <

Saiki: No, he'll be fine Haruka! He's good at these things, remember?! :DD Oh by the way, would you like to train with me in the forest? I've just defeated 2 bears hours ago! It still feels so refreshing! xDD

Haruka: Mattaku, Saiki-niisan... I'm not wondering why Megumi-sensei's calling you a Gorilla. = w =

Saiki: Hey! Stop calling me gorilla! DDx I'm not a gorilla! I'm just so strong that I can wrestle with bears, y'know? xDD

Haruka: I see... Be careful next time, okay? Good bye, Saiki-niisan! Just text me if he has arrived, ok? :))

Saiki: Thanks. Bye, Haruka-chan! xDD

*call ended*

Yuuko: How sweet of you, Paruru-chan! xDD So how close are you to his family? - w -

Haruka: His family has been friends with mine when they're still in High school. His parents have been fans of AKB48 since your debut. :))

Yuuko: I see... So they influenced you? :))

Haruka: Yeah... :))

Yuuko, Takamina and Mayu: Ahh... So that's why... ^ _ ^

Haruka: But I'm worried... :((

Takamina: Why, Paruru? O w O?

Haruka: Because he should've replied by now. :((

Mayu: Don't worry. Just trust him that he will be alright. :))

Haruka: Thanks, Mayuyu. :))

Takamina: By the way! That Takeuchi sure is absent again! IN THIS PACE, SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE PROMOTED! D:<

Back to Kashiwagi's Residence...

Yuki: So... have you finished it? :)

Saito: Yes, ma'am. - _ -

Yuki: Here's your payment. :))

Saito: If you have broken pipes, don't hesitate to call us again. - _ -

Yuki: Yeah, I will... So, let's go back to the back door, shall we? ;)) *Pheromones scattering*

Saito: *ignoring the pheromones* Yeah. - _ -

At the back door...

Yuki: Behind this door is an alley that no one except Mayu, You and Me know about. Just follow this alley and in 5 minutes, you'll be able to reach the alley beside Sakurazaka Mall. Be careful. [A/N: Sakurazaka Mall is only a fictional Mall.]

Saito: Thanks. - _ -

...

*awkward moment of silence*

Saito: Kbye. *goes through the back door* - _ -

Yuki: Wait. O w O!!!

Saito: Hmm? - _ -?

Yuki: S-sorry for those things a while ago. >///>

Saito: It's alright. - _ - You're an idol after all. You should take care of your career. I heard from Haruka that you ranked 3rd in the last Selection.

Yuki: Haruka? Who's that? O w O

Saito: Haruka is a 9th Generation Research Student in AKB right now. Don't tell me you don't know her. > _ >

Yuki: No. I memorized all of their names. What I'm asking about is her surname. There are many Harukas in AKB y'know? ;))

Saito: Ahh... Shimazaki. That's her surname. - _ -

Yuki: Ahh! O w O She's amazingly cute. I think she's going to be promoted sooner or later.

Saito: I see... She'll be glad to hear that. :))

Yuki: Yeah... So... Friends? *offers hand*

Saito: *shakes hands with her* Sure. :)) I'll go now, okay?

Yuki: W-wait! *remembered something* O w O

Saito: HUWAAAT~? > _ >

Yuki: Your number. You still have to repay me, right? ;)) *lends her phone*

Saito: Geez, fine. *dials his number* Here. - _ -

Yuki: Thanks again. Now go. Or else your stalker might notice. :))

Saito: No, I'll be the one to thank you. Thanks. Bye. :))

5 minutes later...

Saito: *pant* Wow... I just escaped her?! I'm so blessed to actually work in that house! xDD

. . .

Saito: Anyway, I better get back to the office. The manager'll be angry sooner or later. - _ -' *walking beside shops* ... *sees someone familiar in a High Class Restaurant* !!! *glares daggers at them*

Inside the Restaurant...

Inside the restaurant, Mario was talking with Haruna. And this is their situation...

Mario: Haruna, I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry for being a blockhead. T ^ T

Haruna: Hmph. > _ >

Mario: I see... You know Haruna... I love- Hmm? O w o

Haruna: *sees Saito glaring at them* - _ -

Mario: *looks at where she's looking at* > _ >

Haruna: *looks back at Mario* Love what? O _ O

Mario: To kill guys who ruin my confession of love to my sweetheart. *goes outside* > _ >+

Outside...

Mario: What the heck are you doing here?! > _ >+

Saito: So... You're going to confess to Ms. Kojima. - _ -

Mario: So? = _ =

Saito: Good luck with that. - _ -

Mario: ... And?

Saito: Kbye. *leaves*

Mario: ARGH. I GOT TROLLED. BY A KID. *facepalms* ... *goes back inside the restaurant*

Haruna: What did the two of you talk about? > _ > Answer me, Useless, Troll Man Shinoda Mario. > _ >+

Mario: Nothing. He was wondering why we were here! xDD

Haruna: Make sure of that. - _ - If I find out that you two talked about something that will annoy me... I promise you Mario, you won't see tomorrow. > _ >+

Mario: I... I promise... > A <

Haruna: Good! So what were you going to tell me?

Mario: I-

In the Plumbing Center...

(Mario: HEY! WHY SWITCH LOCATIONS WHEN I'M NOT DONE CONFESSING?! DDx)
[A/N: I'LL WRITE THAT IN ANOTHER CHAPTER. NOW, GO AWAY. = _ =+]
(Mario: Okay. :(()

Saito: So in summary, I got away from the girl, Manager.

Manager: I see... Good for you. xDD

Saito: HUH?! THAT ALL? NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK ME HOW?! DDx

Manager: Well, I trust you enough in those stuffs. Now go home. Or else that stalker will find out about it. :))

Saito: Yeah, Thanks Manager. *goes home*

Miyazawa Residence...

*Saito just arrived home*

Saiki: Oh there you are. Jeez, where have you been, Saito? Haruka's been worrying for you! Have you seen her messages? She's been sending a hundred by now. > _ >'

Saito: Huh? Worrying for me? Hundred by now? Sorry, my phone's been in silent for a long time now. Wait, I'll check it. - _ -

Phone's screen: You have 148 messages and 48 missed calls.

Saito: WHAT THE?! *checks the inbox*

Screen:
Shimazaki Haruka: HEY ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!
Shimazaki Haruka: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Shimazaki Haruka: ARE YOU HOME BY NOW?!
Shimazaki Haruka: WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY CALLS?!
Shimazaki Haruka: ANSWER ME SAITO-KUN!
Shimazaki Haruka: AT LEAST TELL ME YOU'RE FINE!
Shimazaki Haruka: GEEZ! COULD YOU TELL ME YOUR LOCATION AT LEAST?!
Shimazaki Haruka: SAITO-KUN, YOU'RE MAKING ME WORRY RIGHT NOW!
Shimazaki Haruka: HEY! WOULD YOU PLEASE REPLY ME!?
Shimazaki Haruka: SAITO-KUN! IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU, I WON'T FORGIVE MYSELF!
Shimazaki Haruka: DON'T MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY, PLEASE?!
Shimazaki Haruka: DON'T MAKE ME FLOOD YOUR PHONE, SAITO-KUN!
Shimazaki Haruka: HEY! ANSWER ME! JUST A WORD TO TELL ME YOU'RE ALRIGHT!
... You still have 135 Unread Messages.


Saito: Oops... I'm dead. I'll call her. *calls Haruka*

*Haruka answers*

Haruka: HELLO?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SAITO-KUN?! ARE YOU STILL BEING PURSUED?! T ^ T

Saito: Chillax... I'm fine. Kashiwagi-san saved my ass today so I'm going to repay her. :))

Haruka: Really? SHE'S SO KIND! So are you home now?

Saito: Yeah! So chillax and just do your best there! I heard that you're going to be promoted soon! GANBARE! :))

Haruka: Thanks! :))

30 minutes later...

Saito: Hmm... Since I'm free tonight... I'm going to ol in Faceter. :))

Screen: You are now logged in in your Faceter Account 'beroyo'. Welcome Back!

Chat Panel: wAgIyUkKi


wAgIyUkKi: Hello! Why the heck did you signed out the other day while I was talking to you?! ^ _ ^+

beroyo: S-sorry... My net was bad last night... ^ _ ^'

wAgIyUkKi: MAKE SURE OF IT! IF I FOUND OUT THAT YOU PURPOSELY SIGNED OUT, I'LL RAID YOUR HOUSE! D:<

beroyo: Yeah, I'll make sure. - _ -

-END OF CHAPTER-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 25, 2012, 04:26:10 AM
yeaay!! new chapter XD
huwaa paruru so care about saito kun~~ is paruru had a crush on saito?? <3
don't tell me that saiki san is akimoto sayaka ? XD title "gorilla" is hers
i sniff that there will junmayu~~ good choice ^^d i think there will many character will appear soon.. x)
and, mario will confess to haruna XD kyaaa can't wait for the next chapter >o<)/
thankyou for the update :bow: :kneelbow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 25, 2012, 04:56:03 AM
yeaay!! new chapter XD
huwaa paruru so care about saito kun~~ is paruru had a crush on saito?? <3
don't tell me that saiki san is akimoto sayaka ? XD title "gorilla" is hers
i sniff that there will junmayu~~ good choice ^^d i think there will many character will appear soon.. x)
and, mario will confess to haruna XD kyaaa can't wait for the next chapter >o<)/
thankyou for the update :bow: :kneelbow:

Yeah, I was planning that Paruru INITIALLY loved SAITO. But she'll find another guy. A MORE INTERESTING ONE. xDD
Yeah, SAIKI IS AKIMOTO SAYAKA. xDD
JUNMAYU!? YEAH! I'M PLANNING THEIR CONVERSATIONS NOW. xDD IT'LL APPEAR IN THE LATE CHAPTERS.
YEAH, HE DID. BUT I SWITCHED PLACES. I'LL WRITE IT IN THE NEXT CHAPTERS. xDD
YOU'RE WELCOME! I'LL UPDATE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. :))
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 25, 2012, 08:28:31 AM
thanks for the good news XD there will little triangle love between them XD
i can't stop to re read this fic from beginning.. your fic is so SUPERR funny, hilarious and entertaining to read XDb
keep on the excelent job b^^d
:bow: :bow:
~update soon~
*ps: sorry i can't stop saying that :|
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 25, 2012, 09:13:33 AM
thanks for the good news XD there will little triangle love between them XD
i can't stop to re read this fic from beginning.. your fic is so SUPERR funny, hilarious and entertaining to read XDb
keep on the excelent job b^^d
:bow: :bow:
~update soon~
*ps: sorry i can't stop saying that :|
You're welcome! Well yeah, there will be. Such as... The Attention Part. Saito will eventually get pissed off. xDD
Thanks for the compliment! I'm thinking of another thing to do in the 4th chapter. I hope you keep reading. :))
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 25, 2012, 10:53:22 AM
surely~~~~ i will keep reading this amazing fic XDb ganbatte ne >o<)/
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 25, 2012, 01:02:54 PM
@fuu-kun: THANK YOU! T ^ T

@anzai48: LOL. HAHAHAHA! IKR? xDD LOL. I dunno bout that. Just wait for the update. Rena/Ren may appear. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 26, 2012, 07:02:10 AM
Wow Amakuchi-san,, i like the way you write it (with emoticon),, Mario, troller got trolled :D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 26, 2012, 09:00:43 AM
Wow Amakuchi-san,, i like the way you write it (with emoticon),, Mario, troller got trolled :D

Thanks! xDD I learned it from a popular writer in wattpad. xDD Yeah, Saito is a troll sometimes. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 26, 2012, 01:19:47 PM
Ah,, update soon okay,,? And don't forget use that emoticons,, it makes this fics looks real  :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 26, 2012, 05:00:27 PM
Ah,, update soon okay,,? And don't forget use that emoticons,, it makes this fics looks real  :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs

SURE! I'LL UPDATE AT 12! IN SINGAPORE TIME! xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 26, 2012, 05:08:36 PM

SURE! I'LL UPDATE AT 12! IN SINGAPORE TIME! xDD

Waiting for 1 hour  :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 26, 2012, 06:09:14 PM
[A/N: 4th Chapter is here... Gonna update before Classes Start! Wait! Classes begin in Nov 13! OYEAH! BEING IN MC IS HEAVEN! xDD Moving away, Enjoy the chapter. If you have suggestions regarding the story, kindly write it. I might even consider including your suggestion in the story! xDD If not... I'll write it later. If it didn't appear later... Then I have a different plan. :)) By the way, regarding Mayu's family... Her siblings... Are all based on her Danso. First, Doctor Watanabe and the other one is that Danso with the formal outfit. Another thing, Saito is an ordinary person. BUT HIS FAMILY IS NOT. > _ >]

Mayu POV
Watanabe Mayu Introduction


Minna no mesen wo itadakimayuyu! > w < 18 years old, Watanabe Mayu desu! ;)) Hmm... Where should Mayuyu start? Oh! You all know that Mayuyu's an idol right? :)) Yay~! xDD Anyways, like Mommy, I stopped studying too when I graduated in High School!

Hmm... What'll happen to me if I retire? I guess I should not be worrying when I retire from being an idol. Cuz' Maki-niichan and Izaya-niichan are working too! Maki-niichan's a professional Doctor! And Izaya-niichan's a model and lawyer! > w < They're always too kind to Mayu! :)) But they're also too busy on their work so I rarely see them back home! :(( It makes Mayuyu sad. T ^ T They told me they'll support me when I retire so I'm not really worrying. :))

Next will be my Parents! ^ w ^ ... Unfortunately, we don't meet each other really often too. :((Dad works abroad and comes home once a year. T ^ T Mom is an office lady. She works in a government agency. Mayu is always alone. :(( But Mom taught Mayu how to cook! :DD So Mayu can cook! xDD But I get lazy all the time so I rarely touch the kitchen and order from fast foods. xDD

Next? Lovelife? ... :(( I'm an idol so... I have that contract. > w > But I do have a love interest! :)) But he doesn't remember me by now... T ^ T Years before I become an idol, we were bestfriends. :)) But when I was going to confess to him, he was involved in an accident. T ^ T When I went to the hospital, he's got amnesia. T A T He doesn't even remember Mayuyu. T ^ T But now that Paruru-chan told us that he was her classmate, Mayuyu suddenly had hope! :)) But I'm still in the ban so... :(( But worry not! He'll remember me eventually! xDD

That's all for Mayuyu's Introduction! Ganbari-mayuyu~! xDD

End of Mayu's POV and Introduction

[A/N: That was one hell of a rollercoaster of emotions in an introduction. Now to the STORY! xDD]

Normal POV

Miyazawa Residence...


Saiki: *looking at their Dad's things* Hmm... Dad sure buys a lot of these Photobooks. And this girl sure is bold to pose like these... - _ -

Saito: *facing the computer* She's paid bro. She's paid to pose like that. > _ > *typing in front of the computer*

Saiki: Heh... *grins* Don't tell me you're now inlove with her babies!? xDD

Saito: - _ - Aniki, I'm not a pervert to like those things. = _ = ... >///> But I do admit she's got a nice figure there. *still typing*

Saiki: Heh... So now you're following Dad's footsteps? > _ >

Saito: ... *stopped typing* D:< NO, ANIKI! DDx *faces Saiki*

Saiki: Chill! I was just asking. :DD But you kinda sound guilty there. Moving away... You know... Lately... > _ >

Saito: What now? = _ =

Saiki: I've been thinking that Haruka's not treating you as a friend anymore. - _ -

Saito: = _ = You're telling me what now?

Saiki: That I think she's not just treating you as a friend. That she's treating you more than a friend! > _ >

Saito: Geez, enough of those things. Haruka's still treating me as one! Don't exaggerate! If she was treating me more than a friend... IT'S BEST FRIEND! DDx

Saiki: I don't know about that. = _ = Megumi and I were friends longer than Haruka and you did and Megumi's never even called me or texted me as many as Haruka did to you last night. And I'm even grappling with bears. She never even called me more than 5 times in a day in my whole life. Nor texted me more than 15 times in a day. = _ = You were good at stalkers and still she called you that many. Now don't tell me I'm just bluffing, Saito. > _ >

Saito: You're wondering? Megumi's not really that close to you, Aniki. > _ >

Saiki: Then let's have a small bet, shall we? ;))

Saito: I'm in! :DD What're the conditions?

Saiki: If Haruka confesses to you in this chapter or in any other chapter this Author creates, I win your monthly paycheck in your highest paying part-time job. >:))

Saito: ARGH! DDx Damn it! Then what if she doesn't? :/

Saiki: Then you just won my monthly paycheck in Shinoda University. :))

Saito: Deal! xDD

*chat sound*

Saito: Oops, this guy sure is demanding. > _ >

In Yuki's Location...

Yuki: Argh... Is he ignoring me? Reply faster! D:

Mayu: = w = Mom, don't you have something better to do? Stop chatting with random people. They don't even know you. What if that beroyo guy is pissed off on you right now?

Yuki: I'm the one who should be pissed off! > w < He replies so slow! DD

Mayu: - w - Whatever. Anyway, when the heck would you go to the studio?! DDx Oshiriko-chan and Takamina are fighting over who'll get Paruru-chan! DDx

Yuki: Paruru? Shimazaki Haruka? Hmm...  Ah! *remembers something*

Mayu: O w O What's wrong, Mommy?

Yuki: Oh, nothing. I just remembered a friend of hers. :))

Mayu: A friend of hers? O w O What's the name?

Yuki: I don't know. But I'm friends with him. :))

Mayu: H-HIM?! O w O!!! Don't tell you're-! DDx

Yuki: *hits Mayu with a newspaper* No. > _ > I don't know what's going in your head but... NO. = _ =

Mayu: I see... So when are you going to the studio? Oshiriko-chan's waiting! xDD

Yuki: Maybe now? :))

Mayu: Why maybe? O w O

Yuki: Well, I think the stalker should still be there. :))

Mayu: STALKER?! DDx Don't tell me you have a stalker! DDx Should we use the back exit now?! DDx

Yuki: *hits Mayu again* No. It's not mine. It's Paruru's friend's stalker. I helped him escape by using the back door. :))

Mayu: O w O!!! ... - w - Ah... No fun! DDx Why not let him be chased by the stalker forever? O w O

Yuki: > w > *hits her again* Aren't you the devil today, Mayu? = w =

Mayu: Not really. :3

Yuki: Hmm... You must be keeping something from me. Whatever. Let's just go to the studio. But! I'll just confront somebody outside. :))

Outside Kashiwagi's Residence...

Miyu: *still waiting* (He's taking too long. What's happening inside? *concluding*  What the!? They're doing that?! O w O!!!)

Yuki: *pokes Miyu*

Miyu: Hmm? *looks at Yuki* ... !!! (Kashiwagi-senpai?! DDx) Y-yes? > _ >

Yuki: Ano... *lying* Your friend left already. He jumped from a barricade. :))

Miyu: Huh? Friend? Where? O w O *lying*

Yuki: I know you're stalking the plumber guy. > w >

Miyu: And if I was? > w >

Yuki: Then you better leave. He's not inside anymore. ^ _ ^

*Mayu goes outside*

Yuki: Mayu! Wait for me in the car! *looks back to Miyu* Now, can you please go away? ^ _ ^

Mayu: Are~? O w O Miyu-chan! We thought you skipped practice today! xDD

Yuki: Miyu-chan? O w O Skipped practice?! DDx She's a kenkyuusei?! DDx

Mayu: Yes, she is. :3 She's absent whenever you're in the studio. We even thought you two are the same person! xDD Good thing you weren't! xDD

Yuki: *hits Mayu again* WE'RE REALLY NOT THE SAME PERSON. I DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY TO SHRINK MYSELF, Y'KNOW? > _ >

Mayu: Sowee... T ^ T

Yuki: I see... Don't tell me you're skipping practice just to stalk him?! DDx

Miyu: And what if I was? > w >

Yuki: Then he's not here anymore! D:< Now, come with us! You're attending practice! DDx *dragging Miyu to the car*

5 minutes later... While the car is moving...

Yuki: So Miyu-chan... What is his name? O w O

Miyu: Why the heck should I tell you? > w >

Yuki: He and I are 'friends'. > w > And we even shook hands a while ago. >:D *trying to make her jealous*

Miyu: So? > w >

Yuki: He even got worried at me and thought I had fever. You saw what he did minutes ago, right? *grin*

Miyu: ARGH! You're just lucky that Saito worked in your house, Kashiwagi-senpai! DDx

Yuki: So his name is Saito... Fufufu... > w >

Mayu: Operation MAKE MIYU JEALOUS TO SPIT HIS NAME OUT Successful. xDD *sight-seeing outside* ... *sees somebody familiar* !!! (JUN-KUN!? O w O!!!)

Yuki: Yeah, I'm so good at these things. xDD *looks at Mayu* Hmm? O w O What's wrong Mayu?

Mayu: Nothing, Mommy! xDD (What's he doing there?)

*a high school student crosses suddenly*

Driver: *steps on le brakes but too late*

*hs student gets hit*

*car suddenly stops*

Mayu: Why stop now, Izaya-nii? O w O

Izaya: We had hit somebody, Mayu-chan! O w O!!!

Yuki: EH?! Mayu, let's check him! Miyu, you stay here! > w <

Mayu: Izaya-niichan, watch Miyu! DDx

Izaya: Yeah, yeah. I knew that. - _ -

...

Miyu: What're you looking at? > w >

Izaya: I'm watching you... > _ >

Outside the car...

Yuki: *sees the hs student* H-hey... Are you alright...? O w O *pokes him*

Hs student: *stands up* ... *cough* ... *cough* Fuhahahahaha...! *cough* Fuhahahahaha! *cough* Nee... OKOTTERU...? >:D *cough* Fuhahahahaha! Bukkorosu... *tries to punch Yuki but faints*

Mayu: > w > He almost tried to punch you, Mom. And Mom, isn't it obvious that he is not alright? > w > Did your common sense fly to Jupiter or something? > w >

Yuki: *hits Mayu in the head* = _ =+ Of course I kew that! D:< Let's take him to the hospital! DDx Mayu, help me up! Let's take him inside the car! DDx

*Izaya goes out of the car*

Izaya: I'll do that. Mayu-chan, Yuki-chan, watch Takeuchi-san. I'll carry him. :))

Yuki: Thanks, Izaya-kun. :))

*Mayu goes inside the car*

Mayu: Jiiiiiii.... > w > *stares at Miyu*

Miyu: > w > What?! DDx

Mayu: I'm watching you... > w >

Miyu: I knew that. D:<

Yuki: What should we do... DDx *remembered something* Ah! I know! Maybe he could help! :)) *calls somebody*

In Miyazawa's Residence...

Saiki: Hmm... *remembered something* Y'know... I'm wondering...

Saito: Yes? - _ -

Saiki: Why the heck is Ren not here yet?! DDx He doesn't have a part-time job today, does he?! D:<

Saito: Yeah, he doesn't have one- *remembered something* WHAT THE HECK?! DDx

Saiki: What's wrong? O w O

Saito: *glares at Saiki* You do know his usual sickness, right? > _ >

Saiki: SHIMATTA! HIS SPLIT PERSONALITY! DDx

Saito: *face palm* Think about all those people he might have killed. DDx I hope the necklace is in Pop mode right now... DDx

Saiki: I'll search for him! DDx

Saito: Wait, I'll call Yuu! *calls Yuu*

*Yuu answers*

Yuu: Hello?! *sounds of gang war in the back ground* > _ <

Saito: Hello, Yuu! Is Ren with you?! DDx

Yuu: N-no! He's already on his way home! I switched the necklace so he should be on his way now! DDx

Saito: HOW THE HECK DID IT TURN TO 'ROCK'?!

Yuu: He switched it! ON HIS OWN! DDx He then bashed the enemy gang leader to the ground! DDx And that leader's now in the hospital! DDx

Saito: What the...?! Where the heck is he?! D:<

Yuu: I DUNNO! Can I hang up now?! I'm having trouble here! DDx

Saito: I see... Sure! Good luck there! D:<

*call ended*

*Incoming call from unknown number*

Saito: *answers call* H-hello? Who's this? O _ O

Yuki: H-HELLO?! S-saito-kun! Can you hear me?! DDx

Saito: Who the heck is this and how the hell did you know my name?! DDx

Yuki: This is Kashiwagi Yuki! DDx

Saito: SO HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW MY NAME?! I HAVEN'T EVEN INTRODUCED MYSELF TO YOU YET! DDx

Yuki: THAT FREAKING STALKER IS A KENKYUUSEI, SAITO-KUN! AND SHE'S HERE WITH ME! DDx

Saito: WHAT THE HECK!? DDx

Yuki: ANYWAY! WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE! COULD YOU HELP US?! DDx

Saito: WHAT NOW?! DDx

Yuki: We had hit somebody!!! WHAT SHOULD WE DO?! DDx

Saito: WHAT?!!!! CHECK THE NAME OR ADDRESS! OR HIS OR HER CREDENTIALS! DDx

Yuki: I got his I.D.! His name is... *read it* Miyazawa Ren! What should I do?! DDx

Saito: WHAT?! MIYAZAWA REN?! THAT'S MY FREAKING BROTHER! DDx

Yuki: HAH?! O w O!!!

Saito: What the heck happened?! D:<

Yuki: He suddenly crossed the street! Izaya-kun tried to use the brakes but it was too late! DDx

Saito: ARGH! SEND HIM TO THE HOSPITAL! D:< But before that...

Yuki: What? O w O

Saito: Did he say something like... 'Nee, okotteru?'

Yuki: Y-yeah... He did... It was scary, y'know?! DDx

Saito: Then turn the pendant until the word 'POP' shows! DDx He might punch you to death when he wakes up! DDx

Yuki: EHHH?! DDx HOW THE HECK DID THIS SCARY GUY BECOME YOUR BROTHER?! DDx

Saito: I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE! HE WAS MADE BY MY FREAKING PARENTS! I DIDN'T MAKE HIM!!! DDx

Yuki: I MEAN! HOW THE HECK DID HE TURN TO SOMEONE LIKE THIS!? DDx

Saito: HE'S GOT THAT SPLIT-PERSONALITY, OKAY?! NOW SEND HIM TO THE FREAKING HOSPITAL! DDx

Yuki: OKAY! OKAY! I WILL! I WILL! CALL YOU LATER! BYE! DDx

*call ended*

Saiki: So what happened to our dear brother, Saito? > _ >

Saito: That girl in Dad's photobook...

Saiki: What did she do to our dear brother? ... *concluding* !!! DON'T TELL ME SHE... SHE...!-

*Saito hits Saiki in the head*

Saito: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! DDx THAT GIRL HAD HIT OUR BROTHER USING THEIR CAR!! DDx

Saiki: HAH?! LET'S RUSH THERE IMMEDIATELY! DDx

Saito: You go there! DDx

Saiki: WHY THE HECK!? HE'S OUR BROTHER! COME WITH ME! DDx

Saito: NO NO NO! MY FREAKING STALKER IS WITH THEM! DDx

Saiki: YOU MIND THE FREAKING STALKER OVER OUR DEAR BROTHER!? WHAT KINDA OLDER BROTHER ARE YOU!? DDx

Saito: OK! OK! I'LL GO WITH YOU! DDx *opens phone then types a message*

'Kashiwagi-san, where are you now? My brother and I will be going there. We need to make sure that Ren is safe. Please Reply A.S.A.P.
-Miyazawa Saito'


*Message Sent*

...

*phone rings*

Screen: You have 1 new message!

*Saito opens message*

'Saito-kun, we're now in Watanabe General Hospital. I see. We'll wait for you.
P.S.: We've already sent Miyu to the studio. No need to worry about being stalked again. :)'


Saito: YES! Saved my ass again, Kashiwagi-san! xDD I'll reply.

'Thanks. :)) Oh yeah, have you turned the pendant to POP?'

*message sent*

Saiki: Could you speak more polite? Seriously, where did you learn those words? > _ >

Saito: > _ > Now now, Aniki. Where the heck did Ren learn how to fight those goons? D:< He learned it from you, right? > _ >You always bring him to the forest to train with bears. And the bears aren't the bears that usually hang out in your room... THEY'RE REAL LIVE BEARS!!! DDx

Saiki: Argh. DO YOU EXPECT A TEDDY BEAR TO BE WALKING LIKE A NORMAL BEAR IN THE FOREST?! OF COURSE NOT! DDx Anyway, let's go now. > _ >

*phone rings*

'Yeah. Izaya turned it.'

Saiki: Thanks.

Watanabe General Hospital...

Ren's Room...


Doctor: Hmm... I can't believe it... Only a rib is broken? O _ O!!! What kind of training has this man had undergone to in order to achieve that body? D:<

Mayu: Maki-nii, don't be amazed now. Or else... You might dissect him while he is alive now. > w >

Maki: I won't, Mayu. :)) I'm just amazed! :DD

Yuki: Maki-kun, just don't dissect him, alright? :)) My friend will be angry if you did.

Maki: I already said I won't, right? ;))

Yuki: Y-yeah... *blushes slightly*

*somebody barges in*

Saito: REN! D:< ARE YOU ALRIGHT?! DDx

Yuki: > w > SHHH! He's still asleep!

Ren: Aren't you guys too lively? - _ -

*Ren wakes up*

Saito: O _ O!!! Ren! You okay?!

Ren: Niisan, I'm... Fine. Just a rib broken, okay? :))

Yuki: O w O!!! So different from that guy earlier! DDx

Ren: A-ano... *looks at Yuki* Are you the one who brought me here? :))

Yuki: Y-yeah... ^ _ ^ Why?

Ren: You know... :)) Your kindness, had taken my heart away. ^ _ ^

Yuki:E-EHH?! O w O!!!

Saito: Oops, I butt in now. *hides Kashiwagi on his back* Ren, no. - _ - You can't love her.

Ren: Why Saito-niisan? O w O

Saito: First, she's an idol. - _ - Second, she has a career and name to protect. = _ = And third! >:/ They have a total love relationship ban with anybody.

Yuki: Wait a minute. - w -

Saito: Yes? > _ >

Yuki: You told me that you're not a WOTA, right? > w >

Saito: So? = _ =

Yuki: So how did you know that we have that ban? > w >

Saito: = _ = Remember my friend who is a kenkyuusei? > _ >

Yuki: Yeah. O w O

Saito: She told me all about it. > _ > From day to dawn. Telling me that she now can't have a wonderful lovelife. = _ = She even bugged me from the freaking canteen up to the effin' toilet! DDx She was so sad about it!

Yuki: I-I see... She's... Quite peculiar to do that... > w >

Ren: A-anyway, sorry for being a bother and thanks for bringing me here. ^ _ ^ *holds Yuki's hand*

*Yuki blushes*

Mayu: Ano... > w > I also brought you here. Just saying. - w -

Ren: Ah, I see... :)) Sorry for being a bother.

Maki: And speaking of which... = _ = *takes away Yuki's hand* You still have to rest so rest now. > _ > You can talk to her later.

Yuki: > w < (Being in between this two handsome guys just can't calm me down! xDD What should I do?! DDx)

Saito: *glares at Yuki* (This bastard is totally liking it. > _ >)

[A/N: Ara ara... You jealous now, Saito-kun? ;)]

Saito: HECK NO! DDx

*everyone glares at Saito*

Saito: ^ _ ^' It's nothing...

Izaya: So why did you suddenly cross the street, young man? > _ > You do know that you'll bother people. And yet...

Ren: I was in a hurry. I had to go home to watch my favorite show. :))

Izaya: = _ = Favorite show?

Ren: It's Gishin Anki Senshi Honmayan. :))

Saito: So in summary... = _ = You got hit by a car just because of Honmayan? > _ >

Ren: Yes. :))

*Izaya and Saito hits Ren in the head*

Ren: ITTAI!!! DDx Why did you 2 hit me? :( And I thought you were my brother, Saito-niisan. T ^ T

Izaya: You could've just asked your older brothers to record it! DDx

Saito: This guy is right! D:< You could've just asked us! DDx

Mayu: Chillax guys. > w > I'm opening the TV.

TV: And for this night's episode of Doubtful Soldier Honmayan...

Honmayan: That's absolutely a lie. > w > If I shout it, you'll all laugh, right? :/

Professor: No! We won't laugh! DDx

Honmayan: Honmayan Slu- No, it's totally a lie. :/

Professor: ARGH! Why are you so doubtful?! DDx Just use it! We won't laugh!

Honmayan: That's a lie. By saying that, you're actually siding with the enemy. :/

Professor: No, we're not! DDx


Maki: So this show... Was the cause of this accident? > _ >

Yuki: It appears so, Maki-kun. :/

Mayu: Yuizou-kun's show's appeal really gets him! xDD

Yuki: > w > *hits Mayu* Mayu, this is not the right time to praise the show.

Maki: *facepalm* Uhh... I don't understand these kinds of people. D:< My head hurts. I'll take care of other patients first. > _ > *goes out*

Mayu: I'll go with you, Maki-nii! :3

Ren: Ano... Is he angry at me? O w O

Izaya: Knowing Maki, he will be. > _ > Wasting his time over a simple nonsense TV show will really make him angry.

Ren: HONMAYAN... IS NOT A SIMPLE NONSENSE SHOW! D:< *pendant mode: ROCK* *stands up from his bed then punches Izaya*

Izaya: You're picking up a fight now after the trouble you just brought us! Take this! *punches Ren back*

Saito: *sigh* Aniki, do me a favor and make him sleep. NOW. > _ >

Saiki: It'll be doing me a favor too. = _ = *hits the back of Ren's head*

*Ren collapses*

*Saiki turned the pendant to POP*

Yuki: Are you sure they're your family, Saito-kun? = _ =

Saito: Sometimes I wonder about it too. > _ >

Yuki: Why so? O w O

Saito: I'm the only one who can't protect own self. Unlike them... > _ > They can totally wipe out a total of 100 people if they are paired with each other during a rampage... Without even getting a scratch... = _ =

Yuki: Ahahaha... ^ _ ^'

Saito: Don't Ahahahaha me. > _ > I'm actually feeling OP with them around. They're always talking about strength and guts so much that I can't even understand what they're saying anymore. = _ =

In the Dance Studio...

Yuuko: ARGH! DDx WHAT'S TAKING THEM FREAKINGLY LONG! DDx WE DO HAVE A SHOOTING OF AKBINGO, RIGHT?! DDx

Takamina: YEAH! DDx WE ALSO HAVE TO DECIDE PARURU'S TEAM NOW! DDx

Yuuko: Chillax, Takamina! :DD I'm sure they're on the way!

Haruka: Uhm... ^ _ ^ It's almost curfew time so...

Yuuko and Takamina: NO! D:< YOU WON'T GO HOME UNTIL WE HAVE DECIDED FOR YOUR TEAM!

Haruka: Yeah... I think so too. ^ _ ^' Don't you think, Miyu-chan? ;)

Miyu: - _ - Yeah...

Takamina: By the way... PRACTICE MORE, TAKEUCHI! D:< YOU HAVE TO CATCH UP TO PARURU'S LEVEL! IN THAT ATTITUDE YOU'RE SHOWING NOW, YOU'LL NEVER BE PROMOTED! DDx

Miyu: And then? > _ >

Takamina: THE NERVE! D:< *charging at Miyu*

*Yuuko holds Takamina in both arms*

Yuuko: Oi, oi! DDx Takamina! She's just a kenkyuusei...! Don't do that! DD:

Takamina: ARGH! DDx SHE HAS GUTS TO ANSWER ME NOW! D:< Doesn't she know what training we had to do in order to reach this level in the industry!? DDx LET GO OF ME, YUUKO! D:< SHE DESERVES A ROUND OF SERMON!

Yuuko: Okay. *lets go of Takamina* Just don't hurt her physically, okay? ;) Remember, we should guide them. Not let them get lost. ^ _ ^

Takamina: Okay! OKAY! I KNEW THAT! DDx *coughs* Anyway, I heard from Captain Kashiwagi that you were stalking a guy instead of going to practice... - _ - IS THAT TRUE?! D:<

Miyu: And if I was? > _ >

Takamina: ARGH! THE NERVE! DDx

Miyu: *sigh* - _ -

Takamina: ARGH! D:< WANT TO STALK HIM? THEN GO HOME! DDx THERE ARE MANY KENKYUUSEI'S TO CHANGE YOUR PLACE! D:<

Haruka: Takamina-senpai, calm down. :) Miyu-chan, who are you stalking? O w O You do know that practice is more important than those things. Next time, you should pick practice over stalking. ^ _ ^ So you'll get better and finally be promoted! :))

Miyu: Shut up. - _ - I'll do what I want. > _ > *practices in front of the mirror*

Haruka: She won't spill it one bit. :((

Yuuko: Cheer up, Haruka. :) You're actually lucky cuz' you''ll actually be promoted today! xDD Akimoto-sensei told us that you'll be promoted! :DD But... :/ We don't know your team yet. We'll decide through YU-YU-YUKIRIN'S POWERS! xDD

Haruka: Really, Yuuko-senpai!? :DD

Yuuko: YEAH! xDD And we even picked you a manager! :DD

Haruka: A MANAGER?! :O

Yuuko: Yeah! xDD Wanna know who? :))

Haruka: YES! ^ o ^

Yuuko: Hmm... He should be here now. - w -

*somebody knocks on the door*

Yuuko: Maybe it's him! :DD Haruu, open the door! xDD

Shimada Haruka: Yes, ma'am... - _ - Argh... Am I the new errand girl after Suzuran went quit and went back to golfing?

*Haruu opens door*

Blonde guy: Chori~su! :D It's the manager Yokoyama Yuizou~! xDD

Haruka: Uhm... Yuuko-senpai, who's this guy? O w O

Yuuko: He's Yokoyama Yuizou. :)) Your Manager. He's also the protagonist in the show 'Gishin Anki Senshi Honmayan'. ^ _ ^

Haruka: O w O!!! *goes near Yuizou* Uhm... So you're my manager? O w O

Yuizou: Manager? O w O Don't you mean, gerMana? :D

Haruka: But you're the one who told me that you're a manager. = w =

Yuizou: Don't you worry, Paruru! > o < After sticking with me, you'll release a single in just a month! xDD

Haruka: Really?! O w O!!! You can do that!?

Yuizou: With your status right now... Hmm... = _ = *looks at Haruka from head to toe*

Haruka: Hmmm?  O w O

Yuizou: It's impossible! xDD

Haruka: Is he trolling me, Yuuko-senpai? = w =

Yuuko: Ehehehehehe... ^ _ ^' Just bear with him, Paruru-chan! xDD You'll be good pals in days! :DD

Haruka: Are you sure? = w =*

Yuuko: I-I'm sure, Paruru-chan! ^ _ ^' (I can't tell her that this guy's a trolling manager... She'll be angry! DDx)

Haruka: Well, if Yuuko-senpai said it... - w - Then I'll trust him. :) Nice to meet you, Manager Yuizou. ^ _ ^ *offers hand* (Why do I get these Annoying feeling? = w = Something must be up...)

Yuizou: Nice to meet you too, Paruru! :DD *shakes her hand*

Back to the Hospital...

Yuki: Uhm... Saito-kun. ^ _ ^'

Saito: Yes, Kashiwagi-san? > _ >

Yuki: I'll go now. :)) I still have a shooting for AKBINGO and I still have to decide your friend's team. ^ _ ^

Saito: I see. :)) Then go now. I don't want to bother you.

Yuki: Thanks. ^ _ ^ Bye, Ren-kun. Bye, Saiki-san. :))

Ren: Thanks and Bye, Yuki-san. ^ _ ^

Saiki: Thank you very much, Kashiwagi-san. We'll remember this forever. ^ _ ^

Yuki: You're welcome. ^ _ ^ *leaves*

Saito: *sigh* - _ - Ren, that wasn't good. She was Dad's favorite idol. > _ > You can't destroy her career just by confessing like that! = _ =

Ren: B-but Saito-niisan... I like her! ^ _ ^ Isn't she cute?

Saito: Yeah, I know she's cute. - _ - But she has a career and reputation to protect! = _ = And we're not even that significant on her brain! DDx We just met her! You can't just be overly close to her in one day! DDx

Saiki: He's right, Ren. And that attitude you had shown a while ago wasn't good too. = _ = Punching Mr. Watanabe just because of Honmayan isn't normal. - _ -

*Maki enters*

Saito: Doctor Watanabe, how's his condition? O w O

Maki: *sigh* He has one broken rib and the fracture is not that severe. - _ - What kind of training did you undergo to achieve that kind of body, Ren-kun? > _ >

Ren: O w O Ehh? I trained everyday with Saiki-niisan! ^ _ ^ We even grapple bears and it's so much fun! :))

Maki: O w O!!! That kind of fun is too much for a normal human being! DDx

Saito: So, Maki-sensei, do we have to do some operation? O w O

Maki: Yeah. And we have to operate him. ^ _ ^

Saiki: Hmm... - _ - Didn't I have this before?

Maki: What? O w O???

Saiki: I had a fracture before. ^ _ ^ And it healed before I knew it. :DD

Saito: Oh... That incident, huh? = _ =

Maki: What incident? > _ >

Saito: He fell from the 3rd floor of Shinoda University after playing Marco polo with kids. = _ = And still he's living. Without injuries right now. He didn't even go to the doctor. - _ - He just drank Milk and voila! Looked like nothing happened after a week.

Maki: O w O!!! ARE YOU EVEN HUMANS!? DDx

Saiki: I am. ^ _ ^ According to my doctor, I'm a normal human being. :DD

Maki: *head ache* I can't understand this. This isn't normal! DDx *looks at Saito* Are you the only normal person in the family? O w O

Saito: Unfortunately, I am the only one. = _ =

Maki: Come with me. I want to go back to the normal world again. *leaves the room with Saito*

Back to the Dancing Studio...

Yuki: - w - Hmm... Paruru-chan's team should be...

*Takamina and Yuuko glaring at her*

Yuki: AH!! O w O TEAM B! Teehee? ;P

Takamina and Yuuko: YOU TOO!? ARGH! DDx

Haruka: Uhm... Kashiwagi-senpai, thanks for saving Saito-kun. ^ _ ^

Yuki: You're welcome, Paruru-chan! ^ _ ^ *whispers to Haruka* But be careful with Miyu around... She's a bad person...

Haruka: O w O!!! Heh?! Why?!

Yuki: You'll notice it sooner or later. ^ _ ^

Haruka: Okay... ^ _ ^

Yuizou: PARURU-CHAN IS THE BEST! xDD

Yuki and Haruka: *sweat drop*

Yuki: I pity you for being assigned to him. ^ _ ^'

Haruka: Why so, Kashiwagi-senpai? O w O

Yuki: You'll notice it sooner or later. ^ _ ^'

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 26, 2012, 06:10:09 PM

SURE! I'LL UPDATE AT 12! IN SINGAPORE TIME! xDD

Waiting for 1 hour  :panic: :panic: :panic:

Just updated! xDD SAW IT?! xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 26, 2012, 06:32:18 PM
 :thumbsup :thumbsup  :thumbsup Miyazawa Ren is appear,, but what about Jun??  :? :?
and this update,, is so  :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
thanks for the update amakuchi-san
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 26, 2012, 06:54:02 PM
midnight update x) you live in singapore? i'm indonesian *who ask*
gekiren is appear xd
will be circle love huh? XD sooo many people love yuki and so saito XD good job b^^d it will be very interesting!
as i guess before, this fic is SUPER funny and hilarious XD
please make saito lose the bet >:D
thanks for the fast update :bow: :bow:
update soon :kneelbow:
ps: you forget to change the title ^^
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 27, 2012, 03:04:18 AM
midnight update x) you live in singapore? i'm indonesian *who ask*
gekiren is appear xd
will be circle love huh? XD sooo many people love yuki and so saito XD good job b^^d it will be very interesting!
as i guess before, this fic is SUPER funny and hilarious XD
please make saito lose the bet >:D
thanks for the fast update :bow: :bow:
update soon :kneelbow:
ps: you forget to change the title ^^

LOL. I don't live in Singapore. I live in the Philippines. But I do admit that my Dad has a condo there so I also partially live there. But I only last there for a month so... xDD

HAHAHAHA. IKR? xDD

It's so obvious that he will lose the bet. xDD

I'll try updating as soon as possible. xDD

Oh, sorry. I was sleepy hours ago.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 27, 2012, 03:20:38 AM
:thumbsup :thumbsup  :thumbsup Miyazawa Ren is appear,, but what about Jun??  :? :?
and this update,, is so  :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
thanks for the update amakuchi-san

YOU'RE WELCOME! xDD
About Jun's case, I'll write it in another chapter. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 27, 2012, 04:06:02 AM
Awww....
Thank you for granting my request, making Ren appear as Saito's younger brother.  :D
I love the dialogues. It's so random and full of cracks!!

And oh, Jun has an amnesia?

You're welcome!  XD
LOL. Thanks for the compliment! I'm actually thinking on how to spice things a bit in the fict! And thus used comedy! XD

Yeah. > w > And I'm planning how Jun will end up with Mayu. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: matsuru on October 27, 2012, 06:19:31 AM
yokoyama yuizou appear!! Yaaay XD
i can't stop laughing when i read honmayan part. yuitroll so funny

I hope Paruru will end up with her trolling manager. Yuiparu ftw XD

Thank you for update  :twothumbs
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 27, 2012, 07:17:48 AM
yokoyama yuizou appear!! Yaaay XD
i can't stop laughing when i read honmayan part. yuitroll so funny

I hope Paruru will end up with her trolling manager. Yuiparu ftw XD

Thank you for update  :twothumbs

LOL. THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS! xDD

LOL. About YuiParu... Hmm... :DD Let's see about that. xDD

You're welcome! xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 27, 2012, 10:47:03 AM
huwaa that'll be amazing can holiday in singapore x) update soon :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 27, 2012, 06:18:22 PM
huwaa that'll be amazing can holiday in singapore x) update soon :bow:

LOL. Thank you. xDD
Y'know, you almost made me think that your nickname is 'UPDATE SOON'. Joke. xDD
It's cuz' you always repeat it. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 28, 2012, 04:43:49 AM
nyahaha XD sorry for too demanding.. :bow:
and then i think i must change my nickname become "update soon" later XDb
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: SakuraKyoto on October 28, 2012, 05:17:29 AM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Yuizou-san was appear !!! Yatta ~  my troll man  :heart:  *LOL*



Waiting for another update  :kekeke:  and please don't forget about Paruru & Yuizou  :luvluv2:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 28, 2012, 06:17:03 AM
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Yuizou-san was appear !!! Yatta ~  my troll man  :heart:  *LOL*



Waiting for another update  :kekeke:  and please don't forget about Paruru & Yuizou  :luvluv2:

LOL. Hahahaha! xDD
I won't forget them. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 4]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 29, 2012, 10:33:43 AM
So this is my longest update, I think? O w O Please enjoy. I'm thinking that I didn't give my 100% effort in this chapter so... Please forgive meh! T A T




[A/N: I almost got mental blocked. DDx Anyways, enjoy le new chapter. :DD]

Shimazaki Haruka POV and Introduction


Genkipparuru~! Shimazaki Haruka, 18 years of age! Nice to meet you all! :)) Unlike normal idols who stop after High School, I am studying in College. ^ _ ^ I want to make sure that when I graduate in this career, I'll land in a sure job! :)) The course I chose in college is Legal Management. ^ _ ^ It's because Saito-kun chose it! :DD I'm sure that when he chooses a course, it'll be easy so I chose it too! ^ _ ^ Well, I also chose this course because... ///./// I want to be by his side forever... Though he never even shed a bit of interest in me. :((

Moving on, if it's about my parents... - w - Only my Mom is living with us. Dad died a long time ago and my mom is the only one supporting the two of us! :)) Atsuki-nii is currently working as a photographer so Mom is not the only who's supporting me in my studies. :DD Oh yeah! My Mom's name is Mina. ^ _ ^ They all say that she looks a little older than her age but I think it's fine since her attitude is currently on her age! :)) The only thing I don't like in Mom is her drinking habit. :(( She always drinks hard liquor on a weekend and when she wakes up, she'll be complaining that her head hurts much to Atsuki-nii's chagrin.

Next will be my love life, right? O w O Like ordinary idols, I also have that total ban in lovelife. :(( But I'm currently inlove with Saito-kun. T ^ T No matter how I express my love to him, he never notices! >:(( I always give him chocolates in Valentines Day but won't even give me any present back in White Day just because he thought it was friendly chocolates! DDx That's why I always hang out with my other friends in Black Day. T A T I hope he notices it soon. :)) I'm planning to confess to him after my first appearance in the theater as a fully-fledged idol! I hope I can do it! T ^ T

[A/N: The bets are in. So Saiki will be taking the paycheck tonight, eh? xDD]

End of Shimazaki Haruka's Introduction and POV

Normal POV


In a Private Room in the Dancing Studio...

Yuizou: So Paruru-chan, let's decide your selling point now. :DD

Haruka: Uhm, s-sure! ^ _ ^ (Why do I feel something bad about this? > w >)

Yuizou: Hmm... Let's see... *brings out a thick book* - w -

Haruka: *reads* Neurology? What are you planning? O w O

Yuizou: Hmm... I just noticed that there are no Neurologist Idols! xDD Now study and become a Neurologist. >:DD

Haruka: HUH?! O w O!!! Certainly your recklessness should have some limit, Manager Yuizou. > w > If it was that easy to become a Neurologist then everyone can be one! DDx

Yuizou: Hmm... - w - I see... Paruru is really hard to please, eh? > w > *brings out a buddha outfit*

Haruka: > w > Hmm... What's that? O w O

Yuizou: Memorize the chants of buddhists and become a Buddhist Idol! :DD

Haruka: No way, I won't do that! Don't you have a realistic idea? > w >

Yuizou: Paruru is really hard to please, huh? - w -

Haruka: (Why do I get this annoying feeling around him...?) > w >

Yuizou: *brings out his driver license* How about this? ^ _ ^

Haruka: What're you planning now? = w =

Yuizou: Obtain your driver's license and become a Racer Idol! xDD

Haruka: *hits Yuizou* = w = Think about it tonight and decide my selling point. Your ideas are too much for a normal person like me! > w >

Yuizou: Hai, hai! ^ _ ^

*Haruka leaves*

Yuizou: Hmm... Isn't she quite the cutest? ^ _ ^ Makes me want to court her. NAH, She's under the ban! Can't do that! xDD *looks behind his couch* Right, Yuuko-chan? ;))

*Yuuko appears beside Yuizou*

Yuizou: Knew that you would eavesdrop, Yuuko-chan. :DD

Yuuko: Eh...! Party-pooper! DDx

Yuizou: So what do you think of my Paruru-chan? ^ _ ^

Yuuko: What's with the 'MY' part? = w = Well, she's cute and I think you two will suit together! xDD

Yuizou: Don't joke around. She's under the ban. And you're under it too. :DD

Yuuko: I know about that. > w > And I'm guessing that she'll be the first girl who'll disregard the ban. = w =

Yuizou: You think so? O w O

Yuuko: Yeah. > w > And I'm not liking it. = w =

Yuizou: Ooshima-chan, > w > Cheer up! xDD Your yankee self is showing again. - w -

Yuuko: Stop it, Otabe. = w = Or else I'll beat you to the ground. > w >

Yuizou: Whoa! Whoa! xDD I'm just kidding! :DD Anyways, I think Atsuki is too lucky to see her everyday. *sigh* Seeing her from her childhood up to now... That Atsuki is a one lucky bastard. xDD

Yuuko: Aww, shut up. > w > You're making me think that you're a pervert with those words. = w =

Yuizou: *smells Yuuko's skin* So what if I am? > w > Fufufu... Ooshima-chan Kawaii~! xDD

Yuuko: *hits Yuizou* No wonder you and Sado are pals. > _ > *sigh* As expected from the Rappappa's troll duo.

Dance Studio Main Hall...

Yuki: *sees Paruru* Oh, Paruru-chan! How's the meeting? O w O

Haruka: He's quite the weirdo. > w > His ideas about my selling point are quite impossible. = w = I think Saito-kun can think even better than him.

Yuki: Saito-kun, eh? > w > Don't tell me... *whispers to Haruka* You're inlove with him? > w >

Haruka: *looks around* ... *whispers back* Actually... I've been planning how to confess to him. Don't tell anyone, okay Kashiwagi-senpai? ^ _ ^

Yuki: I see... ^ _ ^ Don't worry, I won't tell anybody! :)) And about Yokoyama-kun, he's a kind person. :))

*Mayu hugs Yuki*

Mayu: Mommy! xDD

Yuki: Yes? O w O

Mayu: I just remembered! ^ _ ^

Yuki: Remembered what? O w O

Mayu: That creepy guy's sibling! xDD

Yuki: Mayu, his name is Miyazawa Ren-kun. And he's not a creepy guy! >:((

Mayu: Whatever, Mommy! Anyways, I interviewed his older brother for AKBINGO! xDD

Yuki: O w O Oh! So what was the interview about? ^ _ ^

Mayu: His oshimen! :DD

Yuki: So who's his oshimen? O w O

Mayu: *looks teasingly at Yuki* Secret... You'll know later. >:DD By the way!

Yuki: Hmm? O w O

Mayu: Do you still love my Maki-niichan? O w O

Yuki: Shut up. I'm banned. > w >

Mayu: What about my Izaya-nii? *smirks* > w >

Yuki: = w = You do know the meaning of BANNED, right? > w >

Mayu: I see... So now you're liking/loving that guy who got hit by a car just because of Honmayan? > w >

Yuki: NO! NO! NO! DDx I'M BANNED! DD:<

Mayu: What about his older brother? O w O Hmm... What was his name again...? - w - AH! xDD Saito-kun, was it? > w >

Yuki: *blushes* E-EHH?! DDx *looks at Paruru for a second* N-no... NO! DDx I'm banned! REN-AI! JOUREI! KINSHI! > w >+ (That's right! I should be supporting Paruru-chan in her love life! DDx)

Mayu: Mommy sounded guilty... xDD

Yuki: Mayu! STOP THIS MADNESS! DDx

Haruka: *laughs* Kashiwagi-senpai and Mayuyu-senpai, you two are really interesting! ^ _ ^ *receives a text message* Hmm...? - w - *looks at her phone*

Screen: From XXXX-XXXX-XXXX

'PARURU-CHAN SAIKOU~! xDD GANBARE~! :DD I'LL BE WAVING THE FLAG OF GENKIPPARURU-NESS! xDD
-Your super cool and handsome gerMana, Yokoyama Yuizou'


Yuki: O w O Paruru-chan, who's that? *looks at her phone* I see... ^ _ ^ He's supporting you now, aren't you glad? :))

Haruka: No offense but... - w - I'm feeling weird when I read this text more than feeling grateful to him. = w = And...

Yuki: And...?  O w O

Haruka: When the heck did he get my number? > w >

Yuki: Ahahahaha... ^ _ ^' I think that's normal. He has connections. Like Yuuko-chan. > w >

In the shooting of AKBINGO...

Mayu: Oh! Thank you~Mayuyu! So, who's your oshimen?

Saito: Oh... It'll be... Kashiwagi Yuki! ^ _ ^


Yuki: EHH?! O w O!!! I'm his oshimen! O///O

Mayu: Mommy, be careful! The ban! The ban! xDD Don't give in! >:DD

Yuki: *glares at Mayu* I knew that! >:(( (But why do I feel something weird when I look at him... It's just so... So... So different! Like I'm not supposed to feel like that! DDx I'm getting confused! I'm suppose to support Paruru-chan! DDx)

Yuuko: Oi, oi, Yukirin! xDD Akimoto-sensei's watching! >:DD

Yuki: I knew that, Yuuko-chan! DDx

Haruka: :(( (That Saito-kun... He knows that I'm a Kenkyuusei and yet he chose to say her name.)

Yuki: *sees Haruka's reaction* Don't worry, I know he has a good reason why he chose to say my name. :))

Haruka: I hope so... ^ _ ^ (But somehow... I feel jealous. >:(()

Mayu: O w O Paruru-chan, don't tell me... You're jealous?! O w O!!!

Haruka: No, I'm not, Mayuyu-senpai. ^ _ ^

Mayu: Really? O w O

Haruka: Yes. ^ _ ^

Mayu: Really? O w O

Haruka: Yes. ^ _ ^'

Mayu: Really? O w O *trolling mode*

Haruka: Y-yes... ^ _ ^+

Mayu: Real- *gets hit by Yuki*

Yuki: Don't even try to annoy her. > w >

Yuuko: Yukirin's right. - w - Her eyes tell me that she will eat the souls of those who annoy her. Especially her haters... > w >

Haruka: I-I can't do that, Yuuko-senpai. Ehehehehe... ^ _ ^' (I think I can... If there are enough reasons... > w >)

Yuuko: Oh... = w = (How boring... > w > Aww... How I miss beating the crap out of those yankees on the streets... = w =)

Sata Masaki: OI! STOP TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT ARE NOT RELATED TO AKBINGO! DDx

Yuki and Yuuko: H-HAI! > w <

Haruka: (I don't know why but... T ^ T I feel like crying...! SAITO-KUN, YOU IDIOT!)

Tomorrow...

Ren's Room...

Saiki: *sigh* Ren, we need to go to our specific paths. I'm going to teach them P.E. and Saito's going to his class. And I still have a tutoring part-time job later. Will you be fine without us here? > _ >

Ren: Of course, I'll be fine! ^ _ ^ Sado-kun will visit! :DD

Saiki: > w > Oh, it was just Mario. I don't know why but whenever I hear his name I know that something bad is bound to happen.

Ren: He prefers to be called Sado when it comes to me. ^ _ ^ And. Not everything that he does is bad! :))

In Mario's Location...

Mario: *whistling* Hmm... *vandalizing a wall using a caligraphy brush* I knew it! :DD This wall looks more beautiful when the word TROLL is written! xDD

Haruna: - _ -+ *hits Mario* ... *snaps her fingers* Take him away, guys. I don't even know him. > _ >

Mario: H-HARUNA! HELP! DDx

Back to Ren's Room...

Saito: *just woke up* Could you stop all the yankee talk? > _ > I can't even connect to you guys cuz' I was raised as a normal citizen, not a yankee. = _ =

Saiki: Ehh?! O _ O!!! But being a yankee is fun! xDD

Ren: Saito-nii is such a KJ. xDD

Saito: Shut up. > _ > Anyways, I'll go to school now. You two talk about yankees as much as you like. = _ =

Saiki: Oi, Saito. > _ > If you lost in our deal... Give Haruka a chance... - _ - I don't want to see Atsuki in trouble with his sister, okay? > _ >

Saito: Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. > _ > *leaves*

In Shinoda University...

Saito: What the!? O _ O!!! Our School Owner is imprisoned?! DDx

Haruna: Yeah, yeah, yeah... He is. > _ >

Saito: But why? O _ O

Haruna: He vandalized a public wall. = _ =

Saito: Will you help him in getting out of the prison? O _ O

Haruna: Hell no. > _ >

Saito: Why don't you help him? = _ =

Haruna: ... - _ -+++ WHAT HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT ISN'T FORGIVABLE! D:< IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT HAPPENED!!! DDx

Saito: What happened? O _ O

Yesterday...

Sakurazaka Mall...


Haruna: Good! So what were you going to tell me?

Mario: I... *looks around* >///>

Haruna: You what? - _ -

Mario: I... ARGH! D:< I JUST CAN'T SAY IT! DDx

Haruna: HUH?! O _ O!!! JUST SAY IT! DDx

Mario: I... *says something different* Forgot to wear my underwear... Happy troll day! >:DD (ARGH! I SAID THE WRONG THING! DDx WHAT SHOULD I DO!? SHE SHOULD BE HELLA PISSED ON ME RIGHT NOW!)

Haruna: ... - _ -+++++ *gives Mario an uppercut* ARGH! DDx I knew you would just troll me! D:< AND STILL I WENT HERE JUST TO LISTEN TO YOUR PETTY TROLLING! DDx I'M OUTTA HERE! YOU GO EAT THOSE! HMPH! *walks out*

Back to the present...

Saito: ... = _ =' I... I see... Everyone would really be pissed off on what he said. > _ > (He failed. HE FAILED BIG TIME. Poor School Owner. Now hated by the love of his life...)

Haruna: SEE?! DDx Now go to your class! >:/

Saito: M-ma'am, yes, ma'am... O _ O

Break time...

Saito: - _ - So how's your practice today, Haruka?

Haruka: Hmph! I'm not talking to you. > w >

Saito: EHH!? O _ O!!! What's wrong?

Haruka: You could have just said that it was me... >:((

Saito: Said that you're what? > _ >

Haruka: That I'M YOUR OSHIMEN! D:< AND YET YOU DIDN'T! T ^ T You chose Kashiwagi-senpai over me... :(( DO YOU LOVE HER!? T A T

Saito: What the heck's happening to you Haruka!? O _ O!!! First of all, I said that it's Kashiwagi-san because I can't think of anyone! I was pressured to answer! DDx I was also pressured by that creepy stalker! D:< SO HOW CAN I THINK WHEN SOMEBODY'S WATCHING THE HECK OF ME!? DDx AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SO AFFECTED!? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND OR ANYTHING! DD:<

Haruka: ... :(( WHY!? WHY?! WHY I'M SO AFFECTED!? T ^ T IT'S BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, SAITO-KUN! T A T I LOVED YOU EVER SINCE WE WERE CHILDREN! >:(( I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I FEEL LIKE THIS WHENEVER YOU'RE NEAR! I CAN'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOU! NOW...! IS MY REASON VALID TO BE JEALOUS!? DDx

Saito: *thought about their deal last night* ... ('If Haruka confesses to you in this chapter or in any other chapter this Author creates, I win your monthly paycheck in your highest paying part-time job.' 'Deal!' I lost... T ^ T Goodbye Paycheck... I shall not see you for a month...) So... > _ > What should I do to ease your pain? Be your boyfriend? [A/N: That way of thinking and those words are NG. > w > Saito is such an idiot. Say no to Saito for boyfriend material. = w =+]

Haruka: Will you be if I ask you to? Q w Q

Saito: > _ > ('Oi, Saito. In case you lost in our deal... Give Haruka a chance... I don't want to see Atsuki in trouble with his sister, okay?') I can't do anything. I don't know the feeling of being in love but... I think I want to try to fall in love. > _ > (Oh dear Lord, just take me now... > _ < Lost the bet + No paycheck + girlfriend = I'M GONNA DIE FROM TOTAL TORTURE! DDx)

Haruka: O w O!!! T-then!-

Saito: *Saito puts his index finger in front of her lips to shush her up* Don't be noisy now. > _ > I still remember that love ban in AKB. Will you be fine? > _ >

Haruka: I-if it's with you... Then I'll be fine! ^ _ ^

Saito: = _ = I... I see... > _ > How about we go to our next class?

Haruka: We better! ^ _ ^

After 5 minutes of walking...

Saito: *walking*

Haruka: *walking*

Miyu: *pursuing*

Saito: = _ =+ *still walking*

Haruka: O w O??? *still walking* What's wrong Saito?

Saito: You go to our class first. I'll deal with something I must have done before. ^ _ ^

Haruka: I... I see... ^ _ ^ Be careful! I love you! *kisses Saito's cheek then runs away*

Saito: ... = _ =' I feel weird about the kiss but... *goes to Miyu's location*

Miyu: O w O!!! What's he gonna do?!

Saito: *pulls Miyu's hand* = _ =+

Miyu: W-what?! > w >

Saito: If you wanna talk to me or walk beside me, just do it. > _ > You don't have to stalk me or anything. I'm not really friendly but... I'll try my best to talk to you. By the way, could you keep what you saw on us ago as a secret? I'll do anything for you just to keep it. ;) [A/N: Saito-kun... You now have a girlfriend and now...! YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH THAT GIRL WHO HAS BEEN STALKING YOU!? ... WHAT A CASSANOVA. DDx]

Miyu: >///> I will then.

Saito: Now, let's go to our respective classes, shall we? - _ - (1 problem down, Many to go. > _ >)

Miyu: Y-yeah... >///>

Saito: See you. > _ >

Miyu: W-wait! O w O!!!

Saito: Hmm...? > _ >

Miyu: May I have your phone number? O w O

Saito: Sure. - _ -

Miyu: *lends her phone* Please type your number. ^ _ ^

Saito: Mkay. *dials his number* Here. > _ >

Miyu: Thanks! ^ _ ^

Saito: No problem. - _ - I'll go now, okay? > _ >

Miyu: Okay! ^ _ ^ (OH MY GOODNESS! SO HE'S THAT APPROACHABLE?! xDD I MIGHT JUST FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM! > w <)

In Class...

Professor: So guys, do you still remember the legendary acronym for conjunctions? - w -

*Saito and Jun raised their hands*

Professor: Oh... The battle between two scholars, eh? > w >

Jun: Ohori-sensei... Saito-chan is a financial scholar and I'm just a athlete scholar. ^ _ ^ So you should expect more from him. :))

Professor: Well said, Jun-kun. :DD Now I know why they're telling me that Matsui-kun is so kind. You should learn from him, Saito. *glares daggers at Saito*

Saito: = _ = And Megumi-neesan's favoritism strikes again. > _ >

Ohori-sensei: You saying something Saito? > w >

Saito: Nothing. = _ = I just said Lasagna. > _ >

Ohori-sensei: > w > Lies. Just like Saiki the other day.

Saito: Could you not mention his name for a day in our class? = _ = I feel like I'm a total shadow when compared to him.

Ohori-sensei: Well, you're really a total shadow compared to him. He graduated with Honors, you graduated with barely passing grades. Good thing they even accepted you as a scholar here. > w >

Jun: A-ano... ^ _ ^' Could you two stop fighting in class...? Everybody here are weirded out with you two fighting here. - _ -

Ohori-sensei: Good point, Jun-kun. Whatever Saito. = w = Saito and Jun, write your answers in the board. > w > Let's see who knows it best.

Jun: Thanks, Ohori-sensei! ^ _ ^

*Saito and Jun goes to the board then write their answers*

Saito: So how's your memory collecting going? > _ >

Jun: Going fine. ^ _ ^ I just remembered somebody named Mayu but... > _ >

Saito: But what? O _ O

Jun: I can't seem to remember her face. - _ -

Saito: Mayu? > _ > The only Mayu I know is somebody from the idol group. And that Mayu is my Mom's favorite. = _ =

Jun: Oh... - _ - Those Idols huh?

Saito: Yeah. > _ >

Jun: I'm completely weirded by them but... I think they're cute. :3

Saito: And Jun's pimpness is spreading to the system again... > _ > Level over 9999... = _ =

Jun: Hey! DDx I'm no pimp! You're the one who's a pimp! > _ >

Saito: Say what? > _ >

Jun: - _ - Still don't know, eh?

Saito: You're creeping me out, Jun. > _ >

Jun: *sigh* Never mind it. You'll know it indefinitely. = w =' (What an idiot. It's obvious that many girls here would want to date him and yet lose to Haruka's over protectiveness.)

Ohori-sensei: *hits Saito in the head* What're you two talking about? > _ > Finish answering! = _ =

Saito: WHAT THE!? DDx Why do I get a hit and Jun doesn't!? > _ >

Ohori-sensei: Cuz' Jun is handsome and a gentleman, I cannot hit him. > _ >

Saito: Favoritism strikes again. = _ = This is absolute favoritism. OHORI MEGUMI STYLE. DDx

Dismissal time...

Haruka: Saito! > w <

Saito: Hmm? > _ >

Haruka: Since we're a couple now, you should make sure that I'll be safe in our dance practices! > w <

Saito: That'll be your downfall just in case you don't know. > _ >

Haruka: > w > Then I'll tell them that you're just a fan! xDD

Saito: Oh sure. You go tell them. = _ = But what if they ask why I'm fetching you? > _ >

Haruka: Then I'll tell them that it's because I'm having stalkers lately and Mom asked you to fetch me just in case! ^ _ ^

Saito: Nice brain we have there. = _ =

*Jun sees them then goes to them*

Jun: HEY! xDD Where are you two going? ^ _ ^ Goin on a date? > _ >

Haruka: >///< N-no! Saito's just going to our practice!

Jun: I see... - _ - May I come? ^ _ ^

Haruka: - w - Unfortunately-

Saito: Unfortunately YES, Jun! xDD That'll save me time from boredom! :DD Please do come! Let's become Haruka's fans and bodyguards! xDD (Please do come. You're saving me a lot of trouble. > _ >)

Jun: Fans? O _ O

Saito: She's an idol! xDD Just got promoted. :DD

Jun: I see... - _ - Alright! ^ _ ^ I'll be Haruka-chan's 2nd fan and bodyguard! xDD

*Haruka frowns*

In the Dance Studio...

Mayu: *sees Paruru with two guys* ... *notices Jun* !!! O w O!!! (Why is he here!? DDx)

Yuki: *sees Mayu's reaction* What's wrong Mayu? O w O *looks where Mayu's looking at* Oh... - w - It's just them.

Mayu: Y-yeah... > w > It's just them... - w -

Yuki: - w - I'll approach them then! xDD Saito-kun! *runs to them* ... *sees Haruka holding hands with Saito* ... !!! (They're finally on!? DDx REN-AI JOUREI KINSHI DISREGARDED!? O w O!!!)

*Yuki glares at Paruru*

And Paruru's conversation with Yuki via their eyes started.

Yuki: So he's now your boyfriend? > w >

Paruru: Y-yeah, Kashiwagi-senpai. ^ w ^'

Yuki: Are you sure you're going to ignore that ban? > w >

Paruru: I'm not ignoring it. I'm just hiding from it. - w -

Yuki: Did you make sure that nobody will notice? > w >

Paruru: Y-yeah! > w < Why ask Kashiwagi-senpai? O w O

Yuki: You two are holding hands. Good thing I'm blocking the view so they won't see it. > w > What the heck would they think if ever they saw you two like that? = w = Friends? Holding hands? > w >

Paruru: A-AH! T-thanks, Kashiwagi-senpai! ^ w ^


Jun and Saito: ... = _ = (Why the heck are they staring at each other?) > _ >

*Haruka lets go of Saito's hand*

Saito: ... *realized* Ah. > _ >

Yuki: *sees Jun* O w O Who's this?

Saito: Our classmate, Matsui Jun. - _ -

Yuki: Oh... ^ _ ^ *looks at Mayu* Mayu! Come here! xDD

Jun: O _ O!!! M-mayu!

Yuki: Yes, Matsui-kun? O w O

Jun: N-nothing... ^ _ ^

Saito: It's not nothing. = _ = He's got amnesia. He just remembered a girl named Mayu and now he's bothered by it.

Yuki: I see... - w -

Saito: Well, you're probably not bothered by it so go to your practice. - _ -

Yuki: What's with the attitude? = w = You got PMS? > w >

Saito: I don't even have it. = _ = I just lost a bet. That's all. - _ -

Yuki: > w > What bet?

Saito: Why are you bothered by it? > _ >

Yuki: Cuz' I'm your friend, Saito-kun. > w >

Saito: Well yeah... > _ >

Yuki: So why? O w O

*Saito opens his phone then sends a message to Yuki*

Yuki: *received a text message* ... *opens her phone*

Screen: From Mr. Unfriendly Plumber Saito-kun

'My older brother and I had a bet with each other. The bet's conditions involve Haruka's confession to me. If she confesses, bro wins. If she doesn't, I win. The winner gets the loser's paycheck for a month. I lost. I lose my paycheck. > _ >'


*Yuki laughs*

Saito: What's funny? > _ >

Yuki: *sends a text message*

*Saito receives message*

From: Dad's Photobook Girl Kashiwagi-san

'LOL. I can't believe you care for your paycheck more than you care for your friend. That's not good, Saito-kun. ^ _ ^ Paruru-chan really loves you.'


Saito: Aren't you too kind today? > _ >

Yuki: HUH!? O w O I'm naturally kind! DDx

Saito: Naturally kind huh? > _ > I don't know bout that.

Yuki: Saito-kun no baka! *slams her fists on Saito's chest*

Saito: OUCH! DDx Stop that! It hurts!

Yuki: Hmph! > w > I'll stop but you should treat me to icecream. - w -

Saito: Heck! I just lost my paycheck! I HAVE NO MONEY! DDx

Haruka: *got jealous* Saito... > w >*

Saito: ... - _ -' A-anyway, Jun-kun and I are here to be Haruka's bodyguards. We'll just... > _ > Go outside.

*jun and Saito heading for the door*

Mayu: A-ano... Matsui-san... > w > *touches Jun's shoulder*

Jun: Hai? ^ _ ^

Mayu: I'm Watanabe Mayu. Nice to meet you. ^ _ ^

Jun: Nice to meet you too. ^ _ ^

Mayu: - w - (So he doesn't really remember me huh? > w >)

Jun: Watanabe-san? O _ O Something wrong?

Mayu: N-no. It's nothing. Nice to meet you again. ^ _ ^ *offers her hand*

Jun: *shakes her hand* Nice to meet you again- *remembers something* ... Ittai... > _ <

Jun's Flashback...

Mayu: Jun-kun! > w < Jun-kun! xDD

Jun: Mayu-chan, What is it? ^ _ ^

Mayu: Do you think we'll be friends forever? O w O

Jun: If it's Mayu then it'll really be forever! :DD

Mayu: YAY! *hugs Jun*


End of Flashback...

Mayu: M-matsui-kun? O w O You alright?

Jun: Y-yeah... ^ _ ^ Just... Remembered something. :))

Mean while in Ren's Room...

Maki: = w = So...

Ren: Yes, doc? O w O

Maki: You said that a guy named Sado will visit. Now, where is he? > w >

Ren: I dunno. O w O

*somebody knocks*

Ren: Must be him. O w O

Maki: *opens the door* ... *sees that it is not Sado* > w >

Ren: Saiki-nii! O w O!!! Why are you here? I thought you had a tutoring job?

Saiki: Well, I'll leave after delivering this. > _ > *puts a flower bouquet on top of the table*

Ren: O w O From who?

Saiki: From Mario. > _ > He's in prison. For vandalizing a public wall. = _ =

Ren: Ehh?! O w O!!! Did Haruna-neesan help him?

Saiki: Not a bit. > _ > I hope Haruna's conscience... Gets the better of her.

Ren: Yeah... > w >

Saiki: And that so-called conscience... Is Megumi. > _ >

In Haruna's location... Dean's Office...

Ohori-sensei: Oi, Haruna-chan! > w < Help Mario now! xDD

Haruna: And why should I do that? > _ > That troll should just die in prison. = _ =

Ohori-sensei: Haruna-chan! DDx You're so morbid! Help him! Our school will be in trouble if he doesn't get out of there immediately! > w < And don't you remember those days when Mario was a yankee? He's always saving you from your stalkers and your bullies! Isn't he like... So protective of you? > w >

Haruna: *slightly blush* ... W-well... I've been thinking of getting him out of prison too. >///>

Ohori-sensei: THEN BAIL HIM OUT NOW! xDD

Haruna: Okay, okay! DDx *goes out*

Ohori-sensei: (Operation Be Haruna's Conscience to Bail Mario out of Prison Successful! xDD) Hehehehe... :3 *texts Saiki*

'Saiki, my plan worked. I'm the perfect conscience of Haruna-chan! xDD Don't you worry. Mario will be bailed out cuz' it's Haruna-chan who'll deal with it.'

*message sent*

Back to Ren's Room...

Saiki: *phone rings* Hmm? > w > *sees message* Nice one, Megumi. :DD

Ren: Saiki-nii? O w O

Saiki: Operation Conscience successful. Mario will be bailed out of prison in no time. xDD

Ren: Megumi-neesan is so amazing! > w <

Maki: = w = ... I don't even know what you two are talking about. I'll just go to the other patients now since your brother is here. *leaves*

Saiki: Good thing he left. > _ >

Ren: O w O Hmm?

Saiki: *sigh* - w -

Ren: What's wrong Saiki-nii? O w O

Saiki: So... > _ > Do you have any feelings for that girl yesterday?

Ren: :)) Well... I guess I do. ^ _ ^

Saiki: > _ > Geez, stop it Lover boy. She's a unreachable in our society.

Ren: But I like her! >:3

Saiki: - w - Do what you want then. I'm not stopping you anymore. If she rejects you or anything... Don't you dare cry in front of me and your brother. > _ > A real man does not cry! >:/ We have guts! xDD

Ren: YAY! xDD Thanks brother! :3

*Saiki receives a text message*

Saiki: Hmm? >:/ *reads the message*

Screen: From Saito

'So yeah, I lost the bet. > _ > Could you just lower my bet to half of it?'

*Saiki replies*

'Hell NO. A BET IS A BET.'

*somebody knocks*

Saiki: *opens the door*

*Atsuki enters*

Ren: Atsuki! xDD

Atsuki: So what happened to you? > _ >

Ren: Just got hit by a car, Atsuki! :3 This is nothing. ^ _ ^

Atsuki: Why do you say it like it's nothing? > _ > It's a something, y'know?

Ren: Nah, I'll be fine in weeks. ^ _ ^

Atsuki: Yeah, keep that up and I'm not wondering if Lord will claim you tomorrow. > _ >

Ren: Don't say that. O w O I'll live. ^ _ ^

Atsuki: Yeah... > _ > So Saiki...

Saiki: - w - What?

Atsuki: What's with Haruka sending me that Saito's now her boyfriend? > _ >

Saiki: Well... > _ > Don't you like it? Haruka-chan's happier than ever now.

Atsuki: Make sure of that... > _ > If Haruka cries because of your brother... I'll beat him to the ground. Like how the leader of Rappappa used to beat others to the ground. = _ =*

Saiki: Do that and Ren and I'll crush you seven fold. > _ >

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*everyone laughs*

Saiki: NAH! xDD Can't do that!

Atsuki: I figured! xDD

Ren: You two are funny! xDD

*door opens for no reason then a guy appears beside Ren*

Ren: Black-kun! You're late for the first time! xDD

Black: > _ > Shut up. I just came from my Ramen Delivery. You should be grateful that I even visited you.

Ren: I see... So did you see your sister today? O w O

Black: I have no plans to see her. She's busy wearing those cute annoying costumes anyway. > _ >

Ren: What's her name again? O w O

Black: *tries to remember* Yuki... was it? > _ >

[A/N: Oh yeah, just to explain. Saiki, Ren, Mario, Atsuki and Black belonged to a strong yankee group called Rappappa. Saiki, Ren, Mario and Atsuki knew each other's real names but they didn't know one bit about Black. Black is Yuki's older brother. His real name is Kashiwagi Hiroyuki. So yeah, Rappappa is almost complete.]

Ren: What's your real name? o w o

Black: I have no plan to tell you. > _ >

Ren: Eh? :((

Black: Ask more and I'll say your death verse. > _ >

Ren: Just kidding. ^ _ ^

Atsuki: Ah... I miss the old times. ^ _ ^ Especially when Ooshima-chan is here. xDD

Ren: Ooshima-chan? O w O She's an actress now, right? ^ _ ^

Saiki: No, she's an idol. And Haruka-chan's meeting her everyday. > _ >

Atsuki: I hope Ooshima-chan is being kind to her. ^ _ ^

Ren: I wanna visit her! xDD I miss her dirty jokes! :DD

Saiki: *sigh* No, you can't. = _ = And I still remember how crazy you are while watching Otabe's show on T.V.

Ren: But Otabe is awesome! xDD

Atsuki: - _ - I don't really think so. His show only revolves about his doubts.

Black: Yeah, eveytime he would say something all I can think about is... 'That's a lie.' or 'You'll just laugh at me if I do it, right?' > _ >

Ren: T ^ T But I tell you he's awesome!

Saiki: *sigh* Just accept the fact that you're the only one here who like Honmayan. xDD

Ren: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DDx

Black: Now that I've visited you, I'll leave now. > _ >

Ren: Black! Wait! O w O

Black: What now? > _ > I still have something to do in the Supermarket.

Ren: Are you going to fight beside me again? O w O

Black: *sigh* Sado, Saiki, Otabe, Ooshima-san, Atsuki and I had graduated in our yankee days. So Sorry, I can't. > _ > *leaves*

Ren: :(( Why won't you guys go back to your yankee lives? O w O

Saiki: We have jobs now. We have to be serious in our lives now. Or else... We might die out of hunger. > _ > Oh yeah, I still have my tutoring job. I'll leave now. *leaves*

Atsuki: I'm also supporting Haruka so I can't fight. > _ > *receives a text message from somebody* - _ - Hmm? *views message*

Screen: From Akimoto Yasushi

'This is Takahashi Minami, one of those people who'll have a photoshoot with you. Where the heck are you!? DDx We need you for the photoshoot of Gingham Check! DD:< If you still intend to make us wait for an hour, we'll fire you! We can still find another photographer! DDx'

Atsuki: *scratches head* And this is why I hate idols who follow their schedules. Goodness, I wonder why Haruka even admired them. > _ > I'll leave now. *leaves*

Ren: WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING ME!? DDx

*somebody enters*

Ren: O w O

Random Guy: Oh sorry, wrong room. *leaves*

Ren: T A T They really left me.

*somebody enters the room*

Ren: Y-yes? O w O ... O w O!!! Sado! xDD

Mario: Yo~! xDD Thanks, Haruna! ^ _ ^

Haruna: *blushes* I-it's not like I really wanted to bail you out, okay!? >///> I bailed you out just because of Shinoda University!

Mario: *hugs Haruna* Still, thank you. ^ _ ^

Haruna: *blushes more* Hmph! >///>

Back to the Studio...

Takamina: ARGH! JUST ARGH! DDx The Photographer is late! And we're all in our costumes! DD:

Yuuko: Chill, Takamina-chan! He'll arrive soon! xDD

Takamina: > _ > Seriously, that guy is always late. I wonder why Akimoto-sensei even picked that Atsuki to be out photographer. = _ =

*Haruka hears his Brother's name*

Haruka: Atsuki's the name of our photographer? O w O

Takamina: Y-yeah. Why ask? > _ >

Haruka: Is his surname... Shimazaki? O w O

Takamina: Y-yeah. *remembers that Haruka's surnam is Shimazaki as well* Don't tell me! DDx

Haruka: Yes, I'm his sister. ^ _ ^

Takamina: *bows* S-sorry...

Yuizou: Taka-chan, chillax! What happened to your patience? xDD You should control your FAT. :DD

Takamina: FAT!? DDx HECK! I'M NOT FAT! YOU PICKING UP A FIGHT!? I'LL TAKE YOU ON! DDx

Yuizou: = w =' Wait! Stop her, Yuuko-chan! DDx

*Yuuko stops Takamina*

Yuizou: FAT doesn't mean those fatty cholesterol in your body. It's Frustration, Anger and Temper! xDD

Takamina: YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST TOLD ME THAT EARLIER INSTEAD OF USING THAT HECKY ACRONYM! DDx

Yuizou: Sorry then. ^ _ ^ *winks at Paruru*

Yuki: *hits Yuizou in the head* Oi, Oi! > w > REN-AI JOUREI KINSHI. Don't you even try to ensnare Paruru-chan into a relationship using those winks of yours. = w =

Yuizou: Sorry, Sorry. xDD

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 29, 2012, 02:34:52 PM
saito kuuun you are very2 'naughty' there... XD
it's soooo funny to see haruka jealous at yuki XD
and yuki jealous too :lol: please saito don't hurt paruru :( she too cute for being hurting
poor maritroll just confess to harunyan already :grin:
i sniff some atsumina here~~ :? yeaay jun remember!! *just a bit* go mayu chaan!!!
wawww many character appear x) it made me a bit confuse, sorry :bow:
thankyouuuu for the update :bow: you made my day XD
and update soon :grin:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 29, 2012, 02:35:06 PM
*double post (-___-) sorry* thankyou again :kneelbow: :grin:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 29, 2012, 03:16:40 PM
saito kuuun you are very2 'naughty' there... XD
it's soooo funny to see haruka jealous at yuki XD
and yuki jealous too :lol: please saito don't hurt paruru :( she too cute for being hurting
poor maritroll just confess to harunyan already :grin:
i sniff some atsumina here~~ :? yeaay jun remember!! *just a bit* go mayu chaan!!!
wawww many character appear x) it made me a bit confuse, sorry :bow:
thankyouuuu for the update :bow: you made my day XD
and update soon :grin:

LOL. You're welcome? xDD
Ahahahaha... xDD Sure. I'll start updating as soon as I finish the 6th chapter. (Which is not yet existing in my database. > w >)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 29, 2012, 03:43:28 PM
\ (^o^) / one more kind author appear from saeyuki fic <3 keep the excelent job b^^d and yeah.. whether now saeyuki pair is not to very popular in this forum :( and not to many even care for it :( please still continuee your fic :bow: :kneelbow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 29, 2012, 03:57:27 PM
Wow,, it's so wow,, amazing, funny, update soon :D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 29, 2012, 04:01:41 PM
\ (^o^) / one more kind author appear from saeyuki fic <3 keep the excelent job b^^d and yeah.. whether now saeyuki pair is not to very popular in this forum :( and not to many even care for it :( please still continuee your fic :bow: :kneelbow:

LOL. Another author? O w O I wanna read the fict! xDD Le title please? Yeah... T A T Not too popular nowadays... Hahahaha! I will! xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 29, 2012, 04:14:45 PM
yaayyy glad to hear that XD well i think you had read them allllll XD *cause not too many fic saeyuki in this world* :(
the best fict saeyuki that i ever read is "the way i grew up" "god of rock" "to judge by the cover" and many moarr i can't write them all *i forget* :grin:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 29, 2012, 04:14:51 PM
yaayyy glad to hear that XD well i think you had read them allllll XD *cause not too many fic saeyuki in this world* :(
the best fict saeyuki that i ever read is "the way i grew up" "god of rock" "to judge by the cover" and many moarr i can't write them all *i forget* :grin:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 29, 2012, 04:21:54 PM
Wow,, it's so wow,, amazing, funny, update soon :D
THANKIES! :DD
I'll update as soon as I finish Chapter 6. xDD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 29, 2012, 05:52:46 PM
Ah,, now i have a fresh mind to reply (again). So, the boys is belong to Rapappa. And dafuq with Yuki and Haruka,, they both idol but their bro are a yankee --" (same as Saito). And that conversation (i don't think that's a conversation either) between Haruka and Yuki, it'll end with a love contest. Aaa, i want to read the next chapter!! (sorry, i'm starving and i want your next chapter as my meal :D ) 
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: fuu_kun on October 30, 2012, 02:46:11 PM
i'll always wait patiently for the update x) ganbatte amakuchi san :twothumbsup \ (^w^) /
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 5]
Post by: Amakuchi on October 31, 2012, 05:37:14 PM
[A/N: I'm a ninja, It's your birthday! xDD Enjoy le chapter.]

Shinoda Mario's Introduction and POV...

Minnasan, gokigenyou~! xDD Shinoda Mario desu~! 26 years old~! xDD Ahahahaha~! They all say that I'm a genius! xDD But! But! But! I was a yankee in back in school days! >:D I'm currently a school owner! :DD It's cuz' my parents died while having this school so as their only son, I gotta manage! xDD Ofcourse, I did study for a Doctorate degree! :DD Thanks to Haruna who's always there for me~! WEE! xDD

Back in my College days, I'm a really scary yankee. Whenever they hear my nickname 'Sado' they all cower in fear! xDD I was 22 when I finally had my Doctorate degree! :DD They say I was too smart but... - w - I think it's normal! xDD I still remember when Rappappa was first featured in a tabloid! xDD Good thing Ooshima-chan and Otabe weren't there when we were photographed or else it'll be the end of their career! DDx Hmm... After we were photographed, Rappappa was disbanded! T A T And I still haven't known more from Black! DDx They say he was abandoned by his family or something.- w - Saiki was... > w > Nicknamed a gorilla back then. AHAHAHAHA! xDD Ren was only 11 back then but he fights so well! xDD Especially when his necklace turns to ROCK! >:DD

Anyways, enough of le yankee talk. xDD Next will be my lovelife, right? O w O Since Dad and Mom are dead and I haz no siblings... I'm le Forever alone. xDD So yeah, I'm currently inlove with Kojima Haruna... Le Sweetheart of mine! :DD But... :(( I can't confess to her! DDx Whenever I try to confess to her... My mouth slips and says something different instead! T A T What should I do?! DDx

So that's all. xDD What? O w O You still wanna know more? O w O!!! NU NU NUUUU! xDD

End of Shinoda Mario's POV and Introduction...

[A/N: So here's a random memory of a birthday party of a Rappappa Member years before the story started...]

Flash back...

4 and a half years ago... July 15, 20XX...

Black: *sings in front of his cake* Happy birthday to me~ > _ > No one's even there for me~ My family even threw me~ Happy birthday to me~ Happy birthday to me~ Who the heck cares for me~?  Happy-*sings it in the tune of Happy Birthday*

*somebody presses the doorbell*

Black: Who the heck's ringing the damn doorbell now? Must be the land lady... = _ = *goes to the door then peeks through the peek hole* Oh, it's Atsuki, Saiki and Ren. I'll open it.

*Atsuki, Saiki and Ren enters*

*Black closes the door*

Atsuki: Happy Birthday, Black! ^ _ ^

Saiki: Happy Birthday! xDD

Ren: Happy...? Birthday!? Fuhahahahaha! >xDD *ROCK MODE*

Black: > _ > Why the bloody hell are you three here?

Atsuki and Saiki: Se~no! We came here to freeload on your birthday cake! xDD

Ren: Freeload? O w O Cake!? >:DD Yay! >xDD

Black: = _ = Oh my goodness... Just take me now...! DDx My friends are freaking freeloaders! *face palm*

*somebody presses the doorbell again*

Black: Hmm? *opens the door* - _ - Oh it was just Ooshima-san. Come in.

Yuuko: Here's your gift, Black! xDD Happy birthday! *searches for something* So where's the cake? O w O

Black: *face palm* Why do they want my cake so much? > _ >

Ren: Cuz' it's... Tasty? >xDD

Black: > _ > That all-

*somebody presses the doorbell again*

Black: > _ > Who the heck is this? *peeks through the peek hole* O _ O A ninja? = _ = *opens the door* Who the heck are you? > _ >

Ninja: I'm a ninja. It's your birthday. > . >

Black: > _ > I knew that. So what's the connection of being a ninja to my birthday? = _ =

*Ninja removes mask*

Mario: Don't you even know the word TROLL, Black? xDD

Black: I don't. > _ > Now, you five get out of here.

Mario: Thanks! *gets in*

Black: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL...?! DDx

*Black closes the door*

Black: So what're you four-

Mario: Freeload to your birthday cake, yay! xDD

Black: *face palm*

*somebody presses the door bell again*

Black: I have a feeling a feeling that I know who this is... > _ > *looks through the peek hole* O _ O!!! Why the heck is a Power Ranger here!? DDx *opens the door*

Power Ranger: To Free Load on your cake! xDD

Black: = _ =+++ NOW YOU FREAKING SIX GET OUTTA HERE!!!! DDx

End of Flashback...

Yuki's POV...
Dancing studio...


So Yeah, it's been a while since I had my own POV! YAY! Thank you  Author~! [A/N: Yeah right. When I turn my back from you, you'll be complaining like hell, right? Just sayin'.] Whatever. I'll just make the most of this one. xDD

Now, we're in our Dancing Studio! [A/N: I just put it up there, can't see? > w >] A-anyway... = w =' We're waiting for our dear photographer. Haruka told us that it's her brother!? O w O!!! The world is really small, isn't it? ^ _ ^ Oh here he comes! :))

Atsuki: Sorry, I'm late. A friend of mine was in the hospital so I dropped by. ^ _ ^'

Takamina: A friend of yours? > w > You sure? *glares daggers at him*

Atsuki: Yes, ma'am- *sees Haruka* Haruka! ^ _ ^ So how're you and-

Haruka: *glare* My what? > w > *does something on her phone*

Atsuki: *sees her glare* ... *receives a text message then reads it* Your manager? ^ _ ^'

Haruka: We're fine. ^ _ ^ We're getting along just fine.

Takamina, Yuuko, Me and Mayu: = w =' Lies... So even Haruka has them... > w >

Atsuki: I see! :DD Who's he then? ^ _ ^

*Yuizou taps Atsuki's shoulder*

Atsuki: Otabe! xDD

Yuizou: Maeda! :DD Nobody calls me Otabe now. They all call me Honmayan or Yuizou! xDD

Atsuki: Hmm... :)) *looks at me for a second* = _ = *whispers to Yuizou*

Yuizou: *whispers back something that I cannot hear*

Haruka: > w > Atsuki-nii, you two know each other?

Atsuki: Yeah, he's a friend of mine in College. ^ _ ^ *sees Yuuko* Wait, you're Ooshi-

*Yuuko glares*

Atsuki: ... ^ _ ^' Ooshimen! xDD You're my oshimen!

Haruka: > w > ...

Atsuki: But Haruka is my Kami-oshi! xDD

Why do I feel weird with those glares that they are giving our photographer? = w = And why do I feel that they are hiding something from us? O w O Oh somebody just arrived- > w > Oh it's the persistent stalker. What the!? O w O!!! Why is she heckly happy!? DDx

Miyu: ^ _ ^ Minnasan, gokigenyou! xDD *sees Saito* S-saito-kun! :DD What brings you here? ^ _ ^

Saito: Jun and I are watching our oshimen. > w >

Miyu: So who's your oshimen? O w O I figured it's Kashiwagi-senpai! xDD

Saito: Where the heck did you learn that? = _ =' It's Haruka.

Miyu: Ehh?! O w O!!! But you said on the interview! DDx

Me: *remembers the shooting last night* Saito-kun... *moves closer to them* > w > Why the heck did you tell them that I'm your oshimen? I thought you're not a WOTA.

Saito: *whispers to Me* When that girl is stalking me, I was interviewed by Watanabe-san. I had no choice but to answer you since Dad has told me all those things he knew about you. > _ >

Me: He told you!? O w O!!! What things did he tell you!?

Saito: Secret~ *grins*

Me: EH~? O w O!!! Tell me! DDx

Saito: No way. >:DD

Mayu: > w > Did you two know that from our view here... You two look like love birds? = w =

*I blush, Saito averts his eyes from them*

Me: Impossible!! DDx We're just friends!

Saito: Yeah, she's right. > _ >

Yuizou: Mayuyu-chan ish right~! xDD You two look like a new couple in my view. >:D Did you two have a date or something? Or did your faces' distance became less than 5 inches at least once? > w >

Me: *remembers what happened yesterday then blushes more* N-no! DDx It never happened! W-we're not a couple! You two are just imaging things! DDx

Haruka: *glares at me*

O w O!!! OH MY GOODNESS! Her glare is piercing through my soul! DDx Is this what Yuuko meant by eating the soul!? DD:< I don't wanna die yet! DDx

So the picture taking went as expected. After the photoshoot, Mayu, Paruru-chan, Saito-kun, Jun-kun and I went a Karaoke bar and we sang Until 5:00pm! xDD We then went home! :)) Saito was so kind to accompany me back home!

The days went on and good thing we still have breaks to rest. Lately, I've been feeling that Saito-kun just became an important person to me. He would always tease me when I'm down but... ^ _ ^ I think it's alright. It became plain normal to me as his way of saying 'cheer up'. But everytime he would tease me... > w > Haruka would call him afterwards. Maybe she's gone paranoid and became jealous of every girl who approaches Saito-kun. = w =

End of Yuki's POV...

Saito's POV...
1 month later...


So now it's been a month since Haruka and I started dating. > _ > As of late, I haven't felt anything which is close to that little crazy thing called 'LOVE' whenever I'm with her. - _ - I've been trying to feel even a bit of it but... ARGH! NOTHING HAPPENS! DDx So yeah, we have adopted something from a foreign country. It's an event called... MONTHSARY. > _ > It's not even in the dictionary, Oh my goodness, I wonder where the heck did Haruka get that. = _ =

In front of Haruka's House...

So I'm now in front of MY GIRLFRIEND'S house. And I'm not even feeling anything!? DDx Know why? - _ - Cuz' this house had been my playground since I was 5. > _ > Do you expect me to feel different everytime I go here? And heck! It's only 2 blocks away from our house!!! DDx

Haruka's Mom: Saito-chan! Come on in! ^ _ ^ Haruka is not yet done on her Handshake event but... You can wait for her here! :))

Oh that's her Mom alright. Always so kind and caring. :)) But rumors say that she was an ex-convict. Nah, too good to be true. But her face kinda looks like a... AH! DDx I'm a good guy so I won't judge her by appearance.

Inside Haruka's house...

Haruka's Mom: So how're things between you and Haruka? ^ _ ^ *prepares tea*

Me: Uhm... I've been a good boyfriend as of late, Shimazaki-san. ^ _ ^

Haruka's Mom: Oh, call me Aunt Mina! xDD Your parents had been too close to me so just feel at home! ^ _ ^ *gives him a cup of tea*

Me: I... I see... Thanks, Aunt Mina. ^ _ ^ *takes the tea*

Haruka's Mom: ... *gets serious* - _ - So... Do you really love my bubbly and cute daughter? > _ > *drinks her tea*

Me: Y-yes... ^ _ ^' (Sorry but... No. I do not even feel a bit of a spark between me and your daughter... > _ >)

Haruka's Mom: > _ > Oh really...? You do not have to act nice to me, young lad. If you're just forced to be her lover, might as well leave her. = _ = Having a boyfriend who doesn't even love you a bit is worse than having no boyfriend at all. Be honest to me, kiddo. > _ >

Me: Aunt Mina, why didn't you ask me about this a month ago? - _ - [A/N: Because the cool author had skipped a month due to laziness. Cut me off some slack, will ya? > _ >] (I don't give a damn about your laziness, Amakuchi. - _ - Seriously... She's so scary right now... > _ >)

Haruka's Mom: It's because Haruka's too happy that you're finally dating. - _ - I just realized that you somehow looked FORCED whenever she clings around you. > _ > So I'm now asking you directly. Do you really love my cute and bubbly daughter who gives me joy and love everyday? = _ =

Me: (What's with the compliments for Haruka? = _ = Is she... THAT protective of hers?) I guess... I should admit it then. - _ -

Haruka's Mom: Admit what? > _ >

Me: Since you're close to my parents' and you've been really kind to us... I'll openly and directly tell you... That I don't love your daughter. I'm sorry. m(_ _)m

Haruka's Mom: Then why did you start this relationship? > _ > Why the heck did you have to make her believe that you love her? = _ =

Me: - _ - You don't understand, Aunt Mina. First, she asked me to be her boyfriend out of jealousy. Second, because Aniki wanted Atsuki-niisan to have no problems with his sister, he told me to accept Haruka's confession if ever she'll confess. Third and lastly, I already told Haruka from the start that I'll try to fall inlove with her.

Haruka's Mom: I see... > _ > So now... What're your plans? = _ = To make her keep expecting that you'll love her someday? > _ >+ When do you plan to end this pointless relationship?

Seriously, Aunt Mina's really scaring me off. *shivers* I don't even know what to do now. Life, y u hav no save point!? DDx

Haruka's Mom: Answer me, Miyazawa Saito-san! = _ =+

Me: I don't know.... *face down* - _ -

Haruka's Mom: If ever my daughter cries because of you... I'll make you suffer a living hell with these fists. > _ >+

Me: I would rather suffer from your hands than keep this useless relationship, Aunt Mina. - _ -

Haruka's Mom: I see... > _ > Do you think this'll end without Haruka crying? *sips her tea*

Me: No, Aunt Mina. I don't think so. > _ >

Haruka's Mom: I see... - _ -

*My phone rings*

What the heck!? DDx Why now!? Lemme take a look.

Screen: From Haruka

'Saito! Where are you? Come and visit me on my handshake event! > w < I already gave you a ticket, didn't I?'


= _ = What the!? Where the heck is the ticket?

End of Saito's POV...

Normal POV...
Yesterday...


Haruka: Saito, here's the ticket. *gives it to Saito* ^ _ ^

Saito: *gets the ticket* Yeah. Thanks. I'll try to come by tomorrow. - _ - *talking to someone on his phone*

Haruka: I'll be expecting you! ^ _ ^

Saito: Yeah, yeah... I'll really come tomorrow. *still talking on his phone*

Haruka: Bye! :)) *kisses his right cheek then leaves*

Saito: Yeah, bye Kuramochi-sensei. Ren and I'll drop by the clinic to make sure his bones are now okay. *hungs up* ... Hmm? *sees a ticket on his hand* What the heck's this? O _ O Meh, I'll just put it in my wallet. I'm sure this is one of those tickets to hand shake events again. = _ =

Flashback... 3 years ago...

Saito's Dad: Saito! We're going to Yukirin's hand shake event tomorrow! Aren't you happy? ^ _ ^

Saito: I don't give a damn on those girls who only know how to dance and sing in their miniskirts. I'll just accompany you tomorrow. = _ =

Saito's Dad: DDx Why are you acting like that? LOOK AT THIS TICKET! THIS IS THE LIFE AND DEATH OF A WOTA! xDD *shows him the ticket*

Saito: I'm not one. = _ = I'm sorry. *leaves*


End of Flashback.

Saito: = _ = It's on my wallet? *opens wallet* O _ O Oh, it's really here. ... *sees that it's not only one* = _ = Why the heck do I have two? Might as well go. (I really need to go. = _ =' First, to escape her Mom. Second, cuz' she's so demanding.)

Haruka's Mom: What's that? > _ >

Saito: I'll be meeting your daughter on the handshake event later. I forgot that she gave me a ticket. I would like to discuss some more about your daughter but I'm afraid I would have to leave. I'll take my leave now, Aunt Mina. ^ _ ^ (In reality, I would have escaped this house if an open window just existed here. But all windows are closed so I'm forced to listen to you. > _ >)

Haruka's Mom: I see... - _ - Take care of my daughter, okay? ^ _ ^

Saito: Yes, ma'am. :))

In the handshake event...
30 minutes later...

 
Saito: Finally... *pant* I'm... *pant* Here...! *pant* I want... *pant* ICECREAM! DDx

Haruka: *sees Saito* = w =+ You're late!

Saito: S-sorry, I totally forgot about it. ^ _ ^'

Haruka: And you call yourself my Fan? = w =

Saito: Sorry. I'm really sorry. ^ _ ^ I'll treat you anything you'll like later. I promise this won't happen again. :))

Haruka: You sure? > w >

Saito: Would this face break one for you? ;))

Haruka: It did. > w > Remember that broken promise that you'll buy me a present on my 18th birthday? > w >

Saito: *sweat drop* ... Aside from that? = _ =

Haruka: That you'll teach me Mathematics in your summer break? > w >

Saito: - _ -' I... I see... I won't break this promise then. ^ _ ^ (I can't believe that I have broken too much promises. > _ > And I thought I was doing good.)

Haruka: Make sure of that. > w > *leaves*

Saito: Yes, ma'am. = _ = (She's become a demanding girlfriend as of late. And I'm not liking it. > _ >) *phone rings* Hmm? - _ - *reads message*

Screen: From the Queen of Reactions Kashiwagi-san

'Hello, Saito-kun! ^ _ ^ Do you know where I am? O w O If you find me, I'll treat you to icecream later! xDD'


Saito: Where is she? > _ > And I want icecream! DDx *runs in circles* Where is- *bumps into someone* Hey, I'm sorry- ... = _ = Jun? > _ > Why the heck are you here?

Jun: ^ _ ^ Yo~! I'm a fan of Haruka and Mayuyu so I'm here. :))

Saito: Mayuyu? = _ = Who's she again?

Jun: - _ -' Are you that bad with names? She's that girl who's always with Yukirin. ^ _ ^

Saito: Oh, Watanabe-san, huh? - _ -

Jun: By the way, why were you running in circles? O _ O

Saito: I want icecream. *shows Yuki's message to Jun*

Jun: = _ = You want to eat icecream so you're finding her? Not because she's a friend of yours? > _ >

Saito: Well... - _ - I'll find her because she's kinda my friend too. :))

Jun: I see... Kinda your friend, huh? - _ - I guess I'll meet up with Mayuyu then. ^ _ ^

Saito: Hey, Jun. - _ -

Jun: Hmm? O _ O

Saito: Anything new about that 'Mayu' from your past? > _ >

Jun: None so far but... ^ _ ^ I think Mayuyu kinda looks familiar.

Saito: I see... See you later then. ^ _ ^

In Yuki's Location... Behind a truck near the area...

In this location... All their things are kept. It's quite organized with shelves and dividers so it has a ladder in case your bag is in a quite high place. The ladder has been used for almost 10 years now.

Yuki: That Saito-kun sure is slow. - w -

Mayu: > w > Mom... I just noticed...

Yuki: Hmm? O w O

Mayu: You've been mentioning his name from Day to Dawn lately... Don't tell me... > w > You're freaking inlove with him?

Yuki: *blushes* HUH!? DDx I can't do that! I'm in the ban! D:< THE BAN, MAYUYU!

Mayu: And what if you're not? > w >

Yuki: >///> I dunno. A-anyway! > w < I am still inlove with your older brother! DDx

Mayu: Still inlove with my older brother? > w > Which one? And how do you know that?

Yuki: M-maki-kun... >///> W-well... I dunno. I just like him.

Mayu: I see... So he hasn't told you yet? > w >

Yuki: Told me what? O w O

Mayu: Oh nothing. I'm not KJ so I'm not telling. xDD

Yuki: = _ =

Mayu: By the way, Mommy. - w -

Yuki: Yes, Mayu? O w O

Mayu: Why isn't Mocchii here yet? O w O

Yuki: She has a client. She works as a Doctor when her schedule's free. - w -

Mayu: I see... - w - So she's that smart, eh?

Yuki: Yeah. ^ _ ^

*somebody covers Yuki's eyes*

Yuki: W-who the heck is this? > w

Mayu: *grins* It's me. xDD

???: Thanks Watanabe-san. xDD

Yuki: Hmm... Watanabe-san, eh? > w < Is this Saito-kun?

???: Argh, the way I call you made my downfall. DDx

Mayu: You should've called me Mayuyu to escape it. xDD

Saito: *removes cover from Yuki's eyes* Yeah right. xDD

Mayu: So why're you here? - w -

Saito: Kashiwagi-san told me that if I find her, she'll treat me icecream so here I am. xDD

Yuki: = w = So you find me for icecream? > w >

Saito: Slightly yes and no. xDD *remembers something* Oh yeah, Watanabe-san. O _ O

Mayu: Yesh? O w O

Saito: Jun came here to meet you. We just saw each other seconds ago. ^ _ ^

???: Oi, Yuki-chan! ^ _ ^

Yuki: Aki-chan! ^ _ ^ How're you?

Aki: I'm fine! ^ _ ^ *sees Saito* O q O (My dream guy!? Y U ARRIVE SO LATE!? DDx)

Yuki: O w O!!! AKI!? DDx *wipes her drool*

Aki: E-eh... O w O S-sorry, Yuki-chan! xDD *moves closer to Saito* So who's this guy? > w

Yuki: He's Saito. A friend of mine. ^ _ ^

Mayu: And Mayuyu's too. xDD

Aki: Ah! I see! ^ _ ^ Nice to meet you! > w < *shakes his hand*

Saito: N-nice to meet you too... ^ _ ^

Aki: ^ _ ^ So do you have a girlfriend? > w >

Saito: I-

Yuki: He has. > w > He's taken, Aki-chan. He'll forever be away from you. = w =

Aki: Ehh~?! How rude Yuki-chan! DDx Anyways, I gotta go! xDD I still have to meet my fans! ^ _ ^

Yuki: Bye! ^ _ ^

Mayu: Mayuyu has to meet her fans too! xDD Saito-chan, just send Jun-kun a message that I will be on my booth. ^ _ ^ *leaves*

Saito: Sure thing. :)) *sends a message to Jun immediately*

Yuki: So... > w > How're things between you and Haruka? *finds something on the shelves*

Saito: We're fine. - _ - But lately, she's become demanding. = _ =

Yuki: I see... - w -

Saito: Anyways... Don't you think... Stepping on that stationary ladder is dangerous? > _ >

Yuki: I don't think so. ^ _ ^ I'm used to this so I think- *sees what she's looking for* Found it! xDD *pulls it in a split-second then faces Saito* See? I told you. ^ _ ^

[A/N: Well, the thing Kashiwagi is stepping on is not really that strong so... This thing called accident will now occur.]

Saito: KASHIWAGI-SAN, I'LL SAVE YOU! DDx

*ladder collapses making the two of them kiss*

Saito: HMPH! O///O!!! (What the!? O///O!!!)

Yuki: >///<

*two of them still kissing*

Yuki: *remembers Haruka* ... *pushes Saito away* ///./// S-sorry I wasn't careful... I-it won't happen again...

Saito: *touches his lips* ... N-no, it's alright... >///> I... I'm at fault too...

Yuki: L-let's forget all about this...! I'll... I'll! I'll be going now! >///< *rushes away from the truck*

Saito: Kashiwagi-san, wait! O _ O!!!

*Yuuko appears behind Saito*

Yuuko: So... Does her lips taste like Icecream? *grins*

Saito: *looks at his back* O _ O!!! When the heck!? DDx

Yuuko: I saw that, young man. > w > So... Did you felt a little DOKI DOKI here? *pokes Saito's chest*

Saito: *looks away then blushes* N-no... I didn't... >///>

Yuuko: > w > Orly? I heard from Maeda that you and his sister are going out. What're you gonna do now? = w =

Saito: I... I dunno. >///> And who's Maeda? = _ =

Yuuko: Maeda is Atsuki. - w - We call him Maeda cuz' he's always the one who takes the front when we attack our opponents. We always say that he's in front. In other words... Mae da. xDD [A/N: Mae means front.]

Saito: Dajare?! DDx [A/N: Dajare means word play.]

Yuuko: Anyway... > w > Don't you think it's time to end your little game of patience with Haruka? - w - It's been a month but you haven't felt even a spark when looking at her.

Saito: How the heck did you!? O _ O!!!

Yuuko: I have connections. > w >

Saito: Connections!? O _ O!!! Who are they? > _ >

Yuuko: They? Don't even try to exaggerate things. > w > It's only 1. And it's your friendly stalker, Miyu-chan. >:DD

Saito: What the!? DDx

In Yuki's Location...

Yuki: *daydreaming* ... *remembers the kiss* !!! > w < *shakes her head* (I can't! Haruka loves him! A-and! I love Maki! Or do I really love Maki? I'm so confused!!! DDx)

Mayu: O w O??? What's wrong Mommy?

Yuki: N-nothing. ^ _ ^ I just felt tired. (W-why do I feel this way towards him?! I-it's not like I like or love him! >///<)

Mayu: *sees Jun* Jun-ku- *sees Jun kissing a girl* ... *frowns* :((

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 6]
Post by: fael_c00l on October 31, 2012, 06:37:47 PM
I was about to sleep then i see the update,, right now i'm very tired to write long reply,, this update is so "OW YEAH" btw,, thx 4 update :D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 6]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 03, 2012, 03:00:09 PM
where are yuu amakuchi san? :( please update soon.. :bow: need dozen of saeyuki fic here :fainted:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 6]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 04, 2012, 09:14:04 AM
where are yuu amakuchi san? :( please update soon.. :bow: need dozen of saeyuki fic here :fainted:
LOL. Sorry if I'll update so late. I reviewed my 7th chapter and then I decided to erase it so yeah I'm currently constructing a VER.2. I can't post VER.1 it's so HENTAI AND NOT FOR KIDS. DDx I'll update soon, I promise. D:<
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 6]
Post by: fael_c00l on November 04, 2012, 02:43:06 PM
Update update,, i want the update (http://www.laymark.com/l/m/m121.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)(http://www.laymark.com/l/m/m121.gif) (http://www.laymark.com)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 04, 2012, 05:07:59 PM
Sorry for my late update. = _ = Chapter 7's version 1 is all about Kojima being raped by a drunk Mario. And I wouldn't want that so... I ERASED IT. WAHAHAHAHA! xDD This is Version 2. Oh yeah, have you heard NMB48's Akagumi's New Song? IT'S SO AWESOME! xDD It's title is Renai Higai Todoke. SO AWESOME! xDD



[A/N: So Chapter 7 is the start of all romantic whatsoevers. Ahahahaha... DDx I still can't believe that Kuumin will graduate... T A T She's been my Kami-oshi since forever! T ^ T I'LL MISS HER! DDx I think I might just cry more than I did during Maeda's graduation! T ^ T]

Kojima Haruna's POV and Introduction...


Good mor- Oh, it's afternoon already? Oh, it's still morning... EHH!? IT'S MIDNIGHT ALREADY!? O _ O!!! Time is so fast, isn't it? - _ - Well, I'm Kojima Haruna. 26 years old. I have no plans to tell you guys what my 3 sizes are so don't you even dare ask me. I also won't tell you my weight, it's so embarrassing, I believe I'm fat. > _ > I'm currently workign as Shinoda Mario's secretary... = _ = Something that I'm not proud to say. Why you ask? = _ = It's cuz' it's embarrassing every time the police searches for him because of his mischiefs. = _ =+ And in the end, I'm always the one who bails him out of jail. Sigh... But I treasure my friendship with him. I only hate that part of him that boasts about his resistance to alcohol. = _ =+ After 2 or 3 glasses of Martini... > _ > He'll be so dead serious as if he never became a troll... = _ =

Hmm... Parents? = _ = Well, I don't live with them anymore. I currently live in a condominium. They live on our ancestral home. > _ > AND I'M THE ONE WHO PAYS THE RENT. > _ > My parents are both indebted to Shinoda family and thus they work there. Both of Mario's parents don't like my presence around him. And one day, he ran away from home. I don't even know why. He said it was because his parents hated trolls. What the heck... = _ =??? He ran away until he graduated in College. He went back when they died and found out that his parents gave him the school to manage. So he took the challenge and is now the current owner of the college. - _ - But before that, he became a delinquent who goes by the name Sado. = _ = He was so protective of me that he even punched those professors who wanted to make my life a living hell... > _ > He made friends with a troll named Otabe. They were so unstoppable that they even confused the police about their plans and locations... And there was Yuuko-chan to help them confuse the police. What a despicable trio... = _ =

Friends? I'm friends with the faculty staff in which only a few are introduced. I'm also friends with Yuuko-chan though she gives me the creepy feeling every time she shouts 'OSHIRI' and 'OPPAI' when seeing those girls with big boobs and asses. = _ = I'm a friend of the whole Rappappa. Though Saiki's younger brother, Saito, only met me in the University. The whole Rappappa never let their parents know that they're yankees. Except for Mario, of course. He would kick the butts of his parent's SPs whenever they chase him. Mario lived in Yuuko-chan's house when he ran away. I'm also friends with Mii-chan and Takamina! We were in the same school in our High School Days! xDD We even started a band but the band didn't last for long. = _ = We were disbanded for having 1 member short.

Next? Love life? O _ O I dunno. I don't think somebody will even like me. I'm fully concentrated on my work. I don't have time for love. > _ > B-but... I do love somebody. > _ > I'm secretly inlove with him. And he still doesn't notice. He will never ever notice. I SWEAR THAT HE SHOULD NOT EVEN NOTICE. HE WOULD JUST THINK IT'S A PLAIN TROLLING ATTEMPT FROM ME JUST TO TAKE REVENGE ON HIS MERE TROLLINGS. > _ >+ If ever he takes it seriously, he would just go away from me. - _ - I also had an ex-boyfriend named Watanabe Izaya. Our relationship didn't last for too long though. *sigh* And now I've been single for almost a year now... > _ >

[A/N: So they love each other but they just keep it to theirselves, eh? > _ > What a nice love story. And her introduction is the longest in my record. xDD And wait! ALL PARAGRAPHS HAD SOME PARTS ABOUT MARIO!? WHAT'S THAT MEAN? *grins*]

*hits the author with a harisen* = _ = Could you not mind it, Amakuchi? You're seriously being a pain here.

End of Kojima's Introduction...

Still Kojima's POV...
Yesterday... 7:00pm...
Lesboback Disco Bar...


So now... Otabe-kun had set a prank for Mario. And Heck, I'm included in it. = _ = He told me to stand by to hear all those things that Mario will say. So now what? > _ > Goodness, this bar is owned by Otabe. So he's that rich!? DDx And what's with the Disco Bar's Name?! = _ =+ IT'S SO LAME! I KNEW IT. ONCE A TROLL, ALWAYS A TROLL.

Otabe: So Sado... Do you still love her? >:D

Oh, suddenly I became curious. Who was this person they are talking about? O _ O

Mario: *had his 4th glass of beer* Oh... Her, huh? - w - Yes, I still do but... I think she's still lovestruck with her ex-boyfriend... Goodness... Why do I feel so sad? > w >

Otabe: Cuz' maybe you love her? And you feel jealous, master troll? xDD

Mario: Oh please, call me Mario... - w -

Otabe: You're the one who told me to call you master troll you know? xDD

Mario: Whatever. I just can't believe that I'm getting jealous on that Izaya-guy. = _ = I'm more handsome than him, y'know? AND STILL SHE PICKED HIM! DDx

Otabe: Yeah, you're taller, funnier and MAYBE MORE HANDSOME than that guy but you didn't even confess to her in the first place. = w = She wouldn't pick you cuz' you didn't even confess to her. She'll think that you don't like her more than a friend, y'know? > w >

IZAYA!? O _ O!!! That was my ex! D-don't tell me!? DDx

Mario: What's with the maybe? > _ > Whatever, Otabe... = _ = You're just putting salt to my wounds.

Otabe: So are you sure that you love Haruna? > w >

WHAT THE!? SO HE LOVES ME TOO!? DDx

Mario: Yes... I wish I could've confessed to her if my mouth would only cooperate properly and forget about the troll excuses... > w > I ran away from home just because Mom and Dad didn't like her. I love her too much I left my vices in that mansion for her. I worked hard as a scholar in night and a yankee to protect her in day... AND STILL SHE WON'T NOTICE ME! T A T

Otabe: I see... Then... I've now granted your wish. xDD

Mario: HAH?! = w =+YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! > w > I haven't confessed to Haruna yet! DDx And you tell me you granted my wish?! YOU WANT ME TO FREAKING KILL YOU, SOUVENIR SHOP!? = w =++

Otabe: You won't believe me huh? > w >

Mario: Why should I? = w =

Otabe: Sou 'suka? [A.N: 'suka is a shortened form of DESUKA.] Then go out now, Kojima-san. >:D

So now it's time to go out, eh? > _ > I was really surprised that he loved me too... O _ O I can't believe it. The man of my dreams just confessed to Otabe-san that he loves me so much he would ran away from home... And I thought his reason for running away is that his parents didn't like trolls. I can't stop myself from blushing after all he said...

*I appear beside Otabe*

Mario: H-haruna!? O w O!!! What're you doing here?!

Otabe: It's a surprise. xDD You fell into my trap, dear friend. >:DD So you're really that trusting to your troll friends, eh? xDD

Mario: As a member of Rappappa and a known member of the Troll Duo, I trusted you, Otabe! DDx

Me: So... Was all of that true? >///>

Mario: ... N-no, it was only just a dream~! xDD A-and... A-ah... (Argh! I can't speak! DDx)

Me: I see. Well then, I'm leaving. *going for the door*

Mario: WAIT! O w O!!! *hugs Haruna* It's true... >///>

Me: Geez... = _ = You could've just confessed from the start.

While he was hugging me... I can't think of anything... I loved him for so long... And I waited for so long too... I just used Izaya as a thing to see if he really loves me or not but I can't see any reaction... So Otabe was the only way to know that!? DDx I wasted months... = _ =+

Mario: *blushes* So... Are you my girlfriend now? >///>

Me: =///= Y-you're still asking about that?

Otabe: And now, your servant Otabe will now leave you in your land of dreams... xDD Just don't do premarital sex, alright? >:DD Or else, Ooshima-chan will kick you two while you're at it. xDD

*Mario and Haruna blushes*

Mario: *hits Otabe* =///= What the heck are you saying?

Otabe: Never mind. - w - I still have to reread my lines for this night's episode of Honmayan, y'know? xDD

Mario: I see... Thanks and... Bye. ^ _ ^

Otabe: Bye, Lover-boy! Trolls forever! xDD

End of Kojima's POV...

Normal POV...
Back to the Present...
Le Handshake Event...


Yuuko: = w = Where the heck is Takamina now? Her fans are waiting... > w >

Mayu: Oshiriko, she's coming I tell you. It's Captain Takamina we're talking about. ^ w ^

Yuuko: Well... I think so. > w >

Takamina's Apartment...

Takamina: OH SHOOT! I'M OH SO LATE FOR THE HANDSHAKE EVENT! DDx DAMN THE BATTERIES OF THIS ALARM CLOCK! DDx *rushes downstairs to do her late morning rituals*

1 hour later... In front of a 7/11 Convenience Store...

Takamina: OHMYGAAAAS! Y U NO TAXI!? T A T

*Atsuki comes out of 7/11*

Atsuki: O _ O Takamina-san?

Takamina: *starts walking in circles* OH MY GOODNESS! AM SO LATE! WHAT SHOULD I DO!? DDx *got tripped by a rock* WAHH! DDx

Atsuki: *catches Takamina on his arms* - _ - Chillax. I have my motorcycle. Wanna ride? O _ O

Takamina: ... *blushes* ... *shakes her head* (Minami, you're banned! You have the love ban! Come on! Dx) A... Ah... *stands up quickly* Y-YES, PLEASE! OH MY GOODNESS, I'M BEGGING YOU, I'M SO EFFIN LATE! DDx

Atsuki: Destination please? O _ O

Takamina: TO THE HANDSHAKE EVENT! PARURU TOLD YOU ABOUT IT, RIGHT!? DDx

Atsuki: Well yes. ^ _ ^ *starts motorcycle then gives Takamina an extra helmet* Hop on.

Takamina: THANK YOU! T ^ T

Minutes later...

Takamina: = _ =+ THIS IS THE 4TH TIME WE GOT LOST! DDx ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHERE THE HANDSHAKE EVENT IS LOCATED!?

Atsuki: Oh come on, calm down, Takamina-san. ^ _ ^ We'll arrive in the handshake event just in time. :))

Takamina: JUST IN TIME HUH!? DDx IT'S BEEN AN HOUR SINCE WE GOT LOST!? WHAT THE HECK SHOULD WE DO!? T ^ T

Atsuki: *calls Haruka* ... Oh, I see. Thanks, Haruka. ^ _ ^ And oh yeah, Happy Monthsary for you and Saito-chan. Bye! :))

Takamina: ... *brain connecting to internet* ... !!! MONTHSARY!? O _ O!!! HARUKA AND THAT SAITO-KUN ARE DATING!? DDx (SHE'S DISREGARDED THE LOVE BAN!? WELCOME TO FACEBOOK! DDx) [A/N: WTF - Welcome to Facebook / What the F-]

Atsuki: SHH! DON'T TELL ANYBODY! DDx

Takamina: O _ O!!! I NEVER EVEN NOTICED! DDx

Atsuki: Oh come on, keep it a secret, will ya? = _ = *sees the venue* Oh, we're here. ^ _ ^

Takamina: OH MY GOODNESS, THANK YOU! T ^ T Bye now! > w < *runs to the event*

In Haruka's Booth...

Kid: Nee-chan, you're so pretty! *shakes hands with Haruka* ^ _ ^

Haruka: Thank you! ^ _ ^ If I'm pretty, than you're cute! :3

Kid: Thank you, nee-chan! xDD

*Kid leaves*

Yuizou: Nee-chan, you're so beautiful~! xDD Want to be my girl-

*Haruka hits Yuizou with a harisen*

Haruka: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING THERE!? DDx THAT'S YOUR 5TH TIME JOINING THAT LINE, MANAGER YUIZOU! D:< AND BE YOUR GIRL!? DDx ARE YOU CRAZY!? I'M AN IDOL! WE HAVE THAT BAN!

Fans: O _ O ... - _ - ... O _ O ... SHE'S SO AMAZING! xDD PARURU'S GOT GUTS TO HIT HER MANAGER! xDD PLEASE HIT US TOO! FROM NOW ON WE'LL CALL YOU, IDOL OF GUTS! xDD

Haruka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DDx *hits Yuizou more*

In Yuuko's Booth...

Yuuko: = _ =+ (Fans... Y U ALL MALE!? DDx)

Fan: It's nice to meet you, Korisu-chan! xDD *shakes hands with Yuuko*

Yuuko: Ehehehe... ^ _ ^' It's nice to meet you too! xDD (Argh... I would rather want to meet a hot lady with big boobs rather than meeting you all guys... *sigh* I miss Harunyan! DDx)

Fan 2: You were so sexy in the latest magazine cover of JHM! xDD *shakes her hand* Especially your waist! >:DD You only got fat by a few centimeters! xDD

Yuuko: T-thanks! ^ _ ^ (If I really dared... I would've punched your face right now for saying that. GRRRRR.... DDx)

In Mayu's Booth...

Mayu: ... Sigh... I want to take a break... - w -

Yuki: Another break again? That'll be your 4th now... = w =

Mayu: I wanna rest my physical and mental well-being... - w -

Yuki: I think that'll include your EMOTIONAL AND HEART'S WELL-BEING. > w >

Mayu: Mom, you serious? > w >

Yuki: *whispers to Mayu* I've been watching you since Matsui-kun and that girl kissed. - w - You jealous? > w > *shakes hands with the fans*

Mayu: O///O You saw that!?

Yuki: = w = I'm not blind, y'know? Want me to go to Doctor Iriyama to have it checked again? > w >

Mayu: Sigh. I knew that. No need to rub it in. = w =

*Jun's turn*

Mayu: *glares daggers at Jun* > w >+

Jun: O _ O What's wrong, Mayuyu?

Mayu: Nothing... = w =

Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ Then let's shake hands! *offers his hand*

Mayu: *slaps his hand away*

Jun and Yuki: O w O!!!

Mayu: S-sorry... I'm not feeling well. *runs away* > w <

Fans: What happened? O w O

Yuki: ... - w -' Ah... Uhm... Mayu's not feeling fine today! But please wait for her! ^ _ ^ She's going to come back later! :))

*Fans wait*

Yuki: *sigh* Is she really that affected? - w -

Jun: O _ O What happened to her? And affected on what?

Yuki: Matsui-kun... = w = Are you sure you don't have any past ties with Mayu? > w >

Jun: I'm not sure about that. - _ - If I had any past ties with her more than 6 years ago, I'm not sure if I can still remember it.

Yuki: You had amnesia more than 6 years ago? O w O!!!

Jun: Yes... - _ -

Yuki: I see... > w > Mayu told me something about a guy she loved but disappeared about more than 6 years ago too. O w O

Jun: A guy she loved? O _ O

Yuki: I wonder about that... - w -

Jun: (Could it be...? That the Mayu I'm searching for is Mayuyu...? > _ >) I see... T-thank you, Kashiwagi-san. ^ _ ^

Yuki: You're welcome. ^ _ ^

Jun: By the way, have you seen Saito? O _ O I've been trying to find him but we just won't meet.

Yuki: ... *blushes* O-oh... I don't know. >///>

Jun: O _ O Something the matter, Kashiwagi-san?

Yuki: Nothing! ^ _ ^ By the way... - w -

Jun: Yes? O _ O

Yuki: Was that girl you were kissing... Your Girlfriend? - w -

Jun: Ch-churi!? N-no! DDx It was a schoolmate of mine! D:< I dunno why but she stalks me and always asks me if I can be her boyfriend! DDx

Yuki: I see... - w - Must be hard on you...

Jun: Yeah... Well, I'll take my leave now. ^ _ ^

Mayu POV...
In Mayu's Location... Behind a truck near the area...


Me: T ^ T (Jun... Y U NO REMEMBER MEH? T A T)

So... Yeah... I was crying... It was so silent when all of a sudden... ALAS! DDx A WILD RAGING TAKAMINA APPEARED!

Select Action:

a. Cry more
b. Pretend to sleep
c. Act normal
d. FLEE! XD

So I was going to press letter D when SHE DASHED AND HELD MY SHOULDERS TIGHT! DDx

Takamina: MAYUYU! D'YOU KNOW!? D'YOU KNOW!? DDx

Me: Knew what? = w =

Takamina: THAT PARURU- *remembers something* ...

Me: That Paruru is what? = w =

Takamina: ... O _ O ... - _ - ... O _ O!!! THAT PARURU IS NOW AN IDOL! xDD

Me: (I wonder what's going on her head right now... Of course I knew that! DDx) Y-yeah... = w =

Takamina: I see... Ahahahaha... ^ _ ^'

Me: We all knew that since a month ago, Takamina... = w = Something wrong with you? Are you Takahashi Minami the 2nd now? > w > AKB0048?

Takamina: Whaddaheck are you talking about?! DDx It's me the one and only original! :DD Wait, are you MK3?! DDx

Me: = w = (You should thank God that I don't hit people with newspapers like Mommy does... Or else I could've hit you for a hundred times by now...) No. Do you see a huge missile in my skirt now? > w >

Takamina: Chill, Mayuyu! CHILL! xDD Are you having PMS? :3

Me: ... Whatever. = w = I feel like going back to my booth. When are you going there? > w >

Takamina: Geez, chill Mayuyu. I'll just leave my things there which I would've done if you were too cooperative to help me but since you're not... I'll stay here longer! xDD

Me: = w =+ I'll go back now. You're all alone pal. *leaves*

Takamina: HEH!? DDx

End of Mayu POV...

Normal POV...
Hours after the Handshake Event...


Yuki: So Jun told me that the girl who kissed him was just his schoolmate who was possessive and obsessed on him.

Mayu: = w = So? Do I care about that? (But I actually feel relieved... :) )

Yuki: EHH?! DDx And I thought you had a crush on him or something.

Mayu: = w = Yeah, right... I feel like going home now... Bye Mom. - w -

Yuki: Eh!? You're not going home with me!? DDx

Mayu: Come on, Mom... = w = Dad'll arrive tonight. That's my only chance to meet him.

Yuki: I see... - w - Then how the heck should I go home? > w > The limousine's still broken.

Mayu: It's your fault that it's still broken, Mom. = w = Who the heck would put the car beside a 10-year-old pipe? > w >

Yuki: - w - And I thought you were my daughter...

Mayu: Ahahaha... This daughter has a private life too! xDD

*Jun and Saito appear*

Jun: Mayuyu, are you angry at me? O _ O

Mayu: N-no... ^ _ ^' I'm not angry at you...

Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ By the way, are you going to Ikebukuro? O _ O

Mayu: Y-yes... ^ _ ^ Why ask? O w O

Jun: Can I hitch a ride? O w O

Mayu: I... I see... Y-yes, you can. ^ _ ^

Mayu and Jun: *looks at Saito and Yuki*

Jun: *whispers to Mayu* Why are they not talking to each other? O _ O Did something happened?

Mayu: *whispers back* I dunno... - w - Maybe something unwanted happened and voila! They became like this. = w =

Saito: What the heck are you two talking about? = _ =

Mayu: Oh, nothing, Saito-chan! xDD By the way, it seems that Paruru-chan's older brother will be fetching her. *looks at Atsuki's direction*

*Saito sees Atsuki*

Saito: I see... - _ - Then I think I should be going home now.

Mayu: Tsk, tsk tsk... = w = Aren't you forgetting someone here?

Saito: = _ = Hmm? Whaddayamean?

Mayu: ALAS! A WILD AND BOORISH SAITO APPEARED! xDD

Saito: Heck, I'm not a Pokemon. = _ = So whaddayamean by forgetting someone?

Mayu: = w = Didn't you used to go accompany Mommy home?

Saito: I did. = _ = Now?

Mayu: Geez, whaddaheck's happening to you guys? DDx Don't tell me you had a petty lover's quarrel or something.

Saito and Yuki: HELL NO! WE'RE NOT EVEN LOVERS! DDx

Mayu: SHH! Mayuyu's the judge! = w = And you two are guilty! xDD Jun-kun, let's leave the lovebirds alone. >:D

Jun: Ahahaha... Mayuyu's totally right. xDD *head hurts* ... !!!

Mayu: Jun, you alright? O w O

Jun: Y-yeah... xDD Let's leave the lovebirds now, shall we? >:D

Saito: = _ =+ Like I said, we're not-

Mayu and Jun: GUILTY! xDD *leaves*

Saito: = _ = I guess I have no choice... *turns to Yuki* U-uhm... Do you want me to accompany you home? - _ - (Goodness, I feel awkward...! DDx How the heck should I act in front of her!?)

Yuki: Uhm... N-no... I think I should be fine on my own. ^ _ ^ (Argh! What's wrong with him!? D:< He's acting as if we never even became friends! Geez, with that, I'm going home alone! HMPH! But wait... What if it's because of the kiss!? O///O What the heck should I freaking do!? Was that his first too? >///<)

Saito: I see... Thanks for saving me all the trouble then. - _ - *leaves* (Shoot, now she'll think that I'm someone who just forgot about that 1 month of friendship. DDx Thanks a lot, my boorish self.)

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 04, 2012, 06:05:46 PM
yeayyyy finally you update! >o<)/ thankyou :bow:
whayy??? why you erase the pervy part?? XD i love mariharu :grin:
hemm, it's the 1st time you made the short update :p i hope the next chap will be looong~~~ :D
and more saeparumiyuki  pleasee XD XD :bow: :bow: update soon ^-^
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 04, 2012, 06:48:00 PM
Omg  :hiakhiakhiak: I literaly rofled when I read about the options :hiakhiakhiak:
But.. I laughed too loud that it woke my parents up and I got scolded since it's already 1:47am here (sg/ph time) :badluck:
So right now im sneaking so that my parents won't catch me  :on crazygran:

I can't imagine Amakuchi-san writing a hentai fic but im curious about the version1~  :?

Please continue your fic Amakuchi-san  :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: GinkoX on November 05, 2012, 12:52:53 AM
HAPPY 4 PAGES! xDD MCDO NA YAN!![mejo late na.]

xDD

WHY O WHY!? DID YOU ERASE THE SPECIALEXCITINGENERGETICSERIOUSANDEXTRASTATICWAVE PART!!! xD

AHAHAHAHA. UPDATE!!!


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Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 01:46:31 AM
@fuu_kun: I erased it cuz'... I FEEL TOTALLY WEIRD WHEN I READ PERVY THINGS. DX LOL. SORRY. I'VE BEEN LIMITING MY UPDATES NOW. XD

@CheesyBits: LOL! I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! XD I TOTALLY TRIED LE BEST OF MINE TO MAKE IT FUNNY ENOUGH TO MAKE MYSELF LAUGH! TROLL. WHERE ARE YOU? PHILS? SINGAPORE? AHAHAHAHA! IT MADE ME THINK THAT YOU BECAME A NINJA WHEN YOU DID THAT. XD LOL. VERSION 1 IS ERASED. SORRY. IT CAN'T BE FOUND FROM THE DIRECTORIES~ AHAHAHAHAHA~ TROLLOLOLOL! XD I DO WRITE A HENTAI FICT. >:D IN A DIFFERENT MANNER, OF COURSE.

@GinkoX: IKAW KAYA MAGPA-MCDO! IKAW ME PERA JAN E! SEMBREAK KO PA KAYA LECHE FLAN! SEMBREAK = NO MONEY. AND WHY THE HECK DID YOU FLOOD ME WITH NANANANANANANANA!? DX YOU WANT ME TO SING FLYING GET?! XD

LOLS. IMMA WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER WHEN GINKOX HAS ALREADY GONE TO SCHOOL... SHCOOL? CHSOOL? XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 05, 2012, 09:44:25 AM
Im from and in both countries! HOHOHOHOHO~  :mon trudge:
and.. :kekeke: NINJA AKO :philippines: xD Wo Shi Ninja(mandarin) HOHOHOHOHO~  :on gay: :on gay:

Excited na ako for the next update  :on woohoo:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 10:02:53 AM
Im from and in both countries! HOHOHOHOHO~  :mon trudge:
and.. :kekeke: NINJA AKO :philippines: xD Wo Shi Ninja(mandarin) HOHOHOHOHO~  :on gay: :on gay:

Excited na ako for the next update  :on woohoo:

LOL. Same! XD Hanggang kelan ka jan dre?

Sang banda ka sa Singapore? O _ O Para meet up tayo minsan with GinkoX. XD

LOL. Under construction na siya ngayon dre. XD Hintay kang onti.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 05, 2012, 10:18:34 AM
Sa Yishun. HOHOHOHO~ Singaporean ako :wahaha:
Suree~  Meet tayo minsan~  :hee:

I made a new friend~ Yayy  XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 10:30:44 AM
@CheesyBits: TROLOLOL! BUTI KA PA! XD 9 years pa ko dito. May 5 years accountancy, 4 years law. DX Ahahahaha! XD Lakeside, pwede? OYEASH! NEW FRIEND AT SA S'PORE PA! KITAKITS DRE! XD

@rhin_rhin: UI! KABABAYAN! xDD Cge, sali lang dude! XD LOL. Okay lang kahit Chapter 1 ka pa lang. Ano bang pairings ang trip mo? O _ O LOL. Working ka na ba ngaun, elem, high school o college student? O _ O??
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 10:42:59 AM
@Amakuchi haha salamat!!!  :grin: MaYuki Loyalist kasi ako eh.. Sorry wag ka sana magalit!  XD
Ayos lang ba parang mukha ng chat box yung thread mo?? Working na ko. Kayo ba???
Nakakatuwa may mga kababayan ako dito  :deco:

LOL. Wala yun! XD MaYuki? O _ O LOL. Gusto ko din ng Mayuki no. Sa totoo lang nga hindi ko trip ung SaeYuki pero nagkaidea lang kaya nagsulat nito. XD
Ayos lang yan dre! XD Oh... Anu trabaho mo? O _ O Ako? College student ako. At 9 years pa ko magdudusa dito. T ^ T
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 05, 2012, 11:01:03 AM
@rhin_rhin: Used to be pr pero nag apply for singaporean :p I was born in the Philippines  :philippines:

@Amakuchi and rhin_rhin: So ako lang ung high schooler dito?  :dunno: HOHOHO~ Mayuki lovers pala kayo.. SaeYuki lover ako pero I love Mayuki din~  :shy2:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 11:23:48 AM
@rhin_rhin: Sure, next time. XD

@CheesyBits: LOL. AHAHAHAHA... Ok lang yan. Magiging college ka din. Dapat nga 4th year pa lang ako ngayon e. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: chichay12 on November 05, 2012, 11:24:32 AM
lol!
Dami pala talagang pinoy dito!hoho :cow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: chichay12 on November 05, 2012, 11:31:34 AM
haha,*apir*
 :hand:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: GinkoX on November 05, 2012, 11:33:38 AM
HAPPY 5 PAGES!! LOL.


MCDO NA YAN!!! GUSTO KO HAPPY MEAL HA!!

((Naging pugad na itong fanfic na to ng mga PINOY. cnong member sa FILWOTA?))
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: chichay12 on November 05, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
@GinkoX : I'm a member of FILWOTA but i never posted in there.  XD

same for me!! :doh:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: GinkoX on November 05, 2012, 11:48:19 AM
@rhin_rhin & Chichay12: LOL. anung name ng mga account nyo po? xDD aku pu ung black-maxtick.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 11:50:44 AM
@GinkoX: AY LUKARET, GUSTONG MONG IHAPPY MEAL KO YANG FACELET MO? DDx KAPALMUKHS.

@Chichay12: LOL. HANAPIN ANG IBA PANG KALAHI! XD

Trololol. Di na rin ako masyadong nagpopost sa FILWOTA e. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: chichay12 on November 05, 2012, 11:54:11 AM
 @GinkoX- Chichay12 din yata..hohoho..di ko din sure eh!! XD

@Amakuchi haha..mukang sa dami natin dito di tayo mahihiharapan mag hanap...
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: rhin12 on November 05, 2012, 11:58:30 AM
@GinkoX : rhin_rhin din yata..d ko na matandaan eh.  XD

Bakit kayo naghahanap ng mga kalahi? may balak ba kaung bumuo ng alyansa??  :lol:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: saeyukilover on November 05, 2012, 12:02:12 PM
pa butt in ako ha!!!  :lol: natutuwa nmn ako sa conversation nyo guys, gusto ko ding magka friends ng akb48 fans bakit wla dito....
lahat ng kakilala ko kpop ang alam T_T ...............  :(

but i prefer saeyuki than mayuki >>>>>  :P
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: saeyukilover on November 05, 2012, 12:22:13 PM
@saeyukilover : Friends!!   :deco: Mga kaibigan ko din KPOP lovers including me..  :lol:
 It's okay if you're a Saeyuki lover for now. Pagdating ng panahon you will come to love MaYuki too..  :lol:

Im not sure about that being a mayuki fan but hey maybe in future cause right now my brain and heart  is saying mayuyu is saeyuki's baby.. hhehe!!

i myself is a kpop fan 1st before becoming akb48 fan (hindi ko masabing jpop kasi akb lang ang talagang kilalang kilala ko na jpop ung iba pangalan lang ang alam ko :P) but anyway maybe i just got tired of people around me talking about kpop.....nakakatamad din minsan dba ....umamin kayo kahit solid fan kayo!!!! :)

as my name says i'm saeyukilover in any case i like mayuki in friends relation but not lover  :cry:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 05, 2012, 12:28:46 PM
@saeyukilover: Hahahaha I also think that Mayuyu is SaeYuki's daughter xD But because of that I learnt to love MaYuki :P Btw, Didn't know na pinoy ka din :D Ahh~ Ang daming pinoy/pinay dito  :shy2:

P.s nagiging chat box na ung Story box ni Amakuchi-san.. Baka magalit na sya  XD hahas
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: chichay12 on November 05, 2012, 12:37:01 PM
but i prefer saeyuki than mayuki >>>>>  :P

ako din..hohoho
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: saeyukilover on November 05, 2012, 12:38:12 PM
both parents are pinoy, so pure pinoy ako........apparently i plan to come here in uk just for a visit and my parents got twisted 3 years ago hindi na ako pinabalik sa pilipinas kya nag work nalang ako and schooling dito.....

at 00 i think magagalit sya ... gawin b nmn nating chat box ang fic nya eh!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 12:59:40 PM
LOLS. Gulat naman akong naka1 page na kayo. XD Nagluto lang ako... HALA! WHO'S THAT POKEMON!? BAT ANG DAMI NG POST!? DX Pero okay lang. Ahahaha... At least nakahanap ng kalahi ahahaha. ALYANSA? O _ O Baka. AHAHAHA! Sino senyong me wattpad? XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 01:16:47 PM
@rhin_rhin: LOL. ANG GAGALING NIYO! AHAHAHAHA! XD LOL. Okay lang yan. Ahahahaha... XD Cge, sulat sulat na ko.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: yuukimoko on November 05, 2012, 01:30:41 PM
Please forgive me, I don't want to be rude or anything.....but I started hating it when people have conversations instead of comenting about the fic presented. I get it you all are having an important conversation but could you please move it ,only for today, in another place like facebook or something?

Pretty please? I'm sorry if I hurt anyone,its just that this is not the place for conversations about anything else beside the fics, and I thought this was a place for all right? I mean a place where we speak english so everyone could understand us? I can't read what you are talking about, so I'm sorry for talking beside the poing if you do are talking about the fic here.

Once again forgive me,only for today(its my birthday) you can kill me tomorrow.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: rhin12 on November 05, 2012, 01:34:08 PM
Please forgive me, I don't want to be rude or anything.....but I started hating it when people have conversations instead of comenting about the fic presented. I get it you all are having an important conversation but could you please move it ,only for today, in another place like facebook or something?

Pretty please? I'm sorry if I hurt anyone,its just that this is not the place for conversations about anything else beside the fics, and I thought this was a place for all right? I mean a place where we speak english so everyone could understand us? I can't read what you are talking about, so I'm sorry for talking beside the poing if you do are talking about the fic here.

Once again forgive me,only for today(its my birthday) you can kill me tomorrow.

Oh~ I'm so sorry if we offend you in a way Yuukimoko-san..
You can put all the blame on me if you want.
No. I changed my mind. You can put all the blame on Amakuchi. Since she's the owner of this thread.  :lol:
And happy birthday!!! I wish you the best!  :)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: chichay12 on November 05, 2012, 01:37:25 PM
Please forgive me, I don't want to be rude or anything.....but I started hating it when people have conversations instead of comenting about the fic presented. I get it you all are having an important conversation but could you please move it ,only for today, in another place like facebook or something?

Pretty please? I'm sorry if I hurt anyone,its just that this is not the place for conversations about anything else beside the fics, and I thought this was a place for all right? I mean a place where we speak english so everyone could understand us? I can't read what you are talking about, so I'm sorry for talking beside the poing if you do are talking about the fic here.

Once again forgive me,only for today(its my birthday) you can kill me tomorrow.



Oh~ I'm so sorry if we offend you in a way Yuukimoko-san.. You can put all the blame on me if you want.  :thumbup
And happy birthday!!! I wish you the best!  :)


me to yuukimoko..sorry to..hohoho
and happy birthday tooooo!!! :banghead:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 05, 2012, 02:00:32 PM
Please forgive me, I don't want to be rude or anything.....but I started hating it when people have conversations instead of comenting about the fic presented. I get it you all are having an important conversation but could you please move it ,only for today, in another place like facebook or something?

Pretty please? I'm sorry if I hurt anyone,its just that this is not the place for conversations about anything else beside the fics, and I thought this was a place for all right? I mean a place where we speak english so everyone could understand us? I can't read what you are talking about, so I'm sorry for talking beside the poing if you do are talking about the fic here.

Once again forgive me,only for today(its my birthday) you can kill me tomorrow.

Im sorry too yuukimoko-san.. :bow: Happy Birthday too~ :)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 03:15:32 PM
Please forgive me, I don't want to be rude or anything.....but I started hating it when people have conversations instead of comenting about the fic presented. I get it you all are having an important conversation but could you please move it ,only for today, in another place like facebook or something?

Pretty please? I'm sorry if I hurt anyone,its just that this is not the place for conversations about anything else beside the fics, and I thought this was a place for all right? I mean a place where we speak english so everyone could understand us? I can't read what you are talking about, so I'm sorry for talking beside the poing if you do are talking about the fic here.

Once again forgive me,only for today(its my birthday) you can kill me tomorrow.

I see. I deeply apologize then since rhin_rhin put all the blame on me. AHAHAHAHA. I'm very sorry that this thread became a chat box, they started chatting here and I just let them. I know it was partly my fault, alright? I'll take all the blame here since I allowed them to chat in my thread. I thought they're only going to post under 20 and never thought they'll exceed that number. And yes, we moved the discussion in facebook, don't you worry.

About the language thingy, Yes, I know what you feel when you can't understand anything. So I apologize again.

And don't worry, you didn't do anything worth apologizing for. You were right. We were the ones who should apologize to you. And oh yeah, happy birthday. I hope you have more birthdays to come. ^ _ ^
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 05, 2012, 06:07:40 PM
when i open this fic i feel weird (*_*) what are u guys talkin' 'bout?
well yeah, just please update soon amakuchi san :bow: :grin:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 05, 2012, 11:54:48 PM
when i open this fic i feel weird (*_*) what are u guys talkin' 'bout?
well yeah, just please update soon amakuchi san :bow: :grin:

I'm very sorry for it, fuu_kun. Sorry for making you feel weird. We were conversing about a Filipino Alliance or something. ^ _ ^'
LOL. I'll be updating this later fict then stop for 4 days. - _ - I'll be planning my next fict which is  MaYuki as requested by rhin_rhin.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 06, 2012, 12:57:59 AM
well it's all right ^-^
yeayy i'm glad~~ (~^-^)~

eh? you will 'make you know who' fanfic?? e-eh? not in this thread right? hemmm
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 06, 2012, 01:30:40 AM
yay~ finally able to read it

ok first things first i swear you come up with the most randomest things I LOVE IT :lol:

i swear half of the time i have a stomach ache from laughing so hard i wouldn't be surprised to have abs by the end of this fic :rofl:

lol mario's troll and even saito trolling mario HILARIOUS

oh god so many things to say but dont know how i'm spastic now :panic:

and i so agree with ren
HONMAYAN IS NOT SOME SILLY TV SHOW!!!!!!

thanks for the funny story cant wait for more~ :deco:

LOL. Thank you! Thank you! AHAHAHAHAHA! XD

well it's all right ^-^
yeayy i'm glad~~ (~^-^)~

eh? you will 'make you know who' fanfic?? e-eh? not in this thread right? hemmm

Not in this thread, don't worry. :))
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 7]
Post by: Doko Demo Door on November 06, 2012, 01:49:25 AM
All I can say in your fict is... HAHA. It's so hilarious. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 06, 2012, 10:01:31 AM
[A/N: LOL. So to summarize... The guy in the video wanted the whole NMB Akagumi to be arrested just because he got hit by a car for following a chick? = _ = WHATTARETARD.]

Miyazawa Ren's Intro and POV...


Minnasan, konnichiwa. ^ _ ^ Miyazawa Ren desu. 17 years old. Currently a student studying in Majisuka Gakuen. :)) Like Saiki-nii and Saito-nii, I also work part-time. ^ _ ^ I work as a construction worker, waiter, janitor and... As a host club member too. - _ - And I'm keeping it a secret from Saiki-nii and Saito-nii. So, don't tell them about it, alright? ;)

Parents? O _ O They died. You had heard from Saito-nii, right? > _ > And about siblings... I had two. But you probably know who they are. ^ _ ^ I also have siblings which are not blood-related to me. They're my friends in school. :)) One of them will be Nakanishi Yuu-san. ^ _ ^ He's a handsome and strong-willed guy who fights beside me in gang wars. XD He's so competitive. We would count how many goons have we beat and I always win! XD

Saiki-nii, Saito-nii and Yuu-san always tell me to keep my other self in check. O _ O I don't even know what they're talking about. - _ -' Do you guys know about it? O _ O They say it's with the pendant. Well, I can fight yankees normally without switching the pendant. The pendant gives me more strength but I don't even know what I'm doing when I start switching this. When it switches back, I see my opponents begging for their lives. - _ -

About my other friends... - _ - Yagami-kun is also there. He currently two-times girls right now. = _ = Namely, Kimoto-san from Sutegoro High School and Kizaki-san from Yabakune. - _ - He always tells us that he won't get caught. I wonder bout that. My other friends will be the infamous yankee gang called Rappappa. Otabe and I are always having fun by competing in eating spicy food. ^ _ ^ But I always lose. :(

We were having fun but we've been disbanded. Ooshima-chan and Otabe had to go because of their work in show business. Oh wait! Please support Otabe's show! XD It's called Honmayan for short! :D Getting back, Maeda and Black told us that they have a family to support. Wait...! EH!? O _ O I thought Black-san didn't have a family? That his family didn't want him so they threw him or something? Maybe he got somebody pregnant... = _ = Well, he's handsome, nothing to question about it. And Saiki-nii and Sado have a school to manage... T ^ T Ren is so sad! But I still have my other friends so... ^ _ ^

Wait, Lovelife? O _ O!!! I don't know. But lately, I'm falling in love with Yuki-san. > _ < I was even tempted once to read one of her photobooks. Good thing, Saiki-nii didn't see me actually reading it. XD [A/N: SO YOU READ IT AFTER ALL. XD] But why are they against my love for Yuki-san? O _ O Just because she's an idol? - _ - Hmm... And there's also this girl who has been pestering me to become her lover. What was her name... = _ = Furukawa-san, was it? Anyways, thank you to the Author who gave me this chapter to introduce. ^ _ ^

[A/N: So you think that's over? = _ =]

Hmm? O _ O What? I already said everything I-

*author switches the pendant to Rock*

Author: So now, I'm interviewing the street's famous... GEKIKARA-san! XD

Me: Fuhahahaha~! >XD Nee... Okotteru? *bites nails*

Author: W-wait! DDx I have questions to ask! Will you answer them?

Me: Yorokonde... *bites nails* >:D

Author: A-alright... = _ = F-first... Name please.

Me: Miyazawa... Ren... Also known as Gekikara... Fuhahahahaha~! >XD

Author: N-next... = _ = Anything you did that you regret.

Me: >:D Punching the hell out of an innocent guy 6 years ago...

Author: = _ = ... Don't tell me!? DDx

Me: Nee... okotteru? *bites nails* >XD

Author: I'm not... = _ = Next... What do you think of idols? O _ O

Me: I'll kill every last one of them...! >:D They're the reason why my parents died...! >:D Especially that girl...! *punches the Author*

Author: *got hit* = _ = *removes destroyed glasses* So who's the Girl? = _ =

Me: KASHIWAGI! >:D *punches the author again*

*Author switched the pendant to Pop*

Author: Sugoi Gap... = _ =' His normal self loves Kashiwagi... And his other self wants to kill her? O _ O!!! SUGOI! XD But ouch... His punches are amazing. = _ = I think I can't go to school this week...

End of Miyazawa Ren's Introduction...

Still Ren's POV... After School... In a public playground...

Uhm... What's with all the blood on your face, Amakuchi-san? O _ o

[A/N: Shut up. Do you job. It's your fault. ARGH. DX *puts bandaid*]

Sorry then. Well thanks to the Author for giving me this chance anyways! ^ _ ^ So now I'm in a public playground. And that girl is here... = _ = Aww... I couldn't go to Yuki-san's handshake event... I have classes.

Furukawa: Ren, please give me a chance? :(( I'll give you anything you want! T ^ T

Me: Sorry but... ^ _ ^ I already love somebody.

*Furukawa got shot by an imaginary arrow*

Furukawa: Who the heck is this girl!? D:< I'm sure you can't answer it! I'll give you 5-

Me: If it's the name, it's Kashiwagi Yuki. ^ _ ^ A popular idol. You can see her poster in that convenience store. *points at a random convenience store* > _ >

Furukawa: HUH!? DX You serious!? SHE'S AN IDOL! YOU CAN'T REACH HER!

Me: That's what you think. = _ = I'm leaving- *hears something*

Girl: Hey, you're not the boss of me! BACK OFF! DX *pushes Girl 2*

Girl 2: You're defying me now, Iriyama Rina! D:< *pushes the girl to the ground*

Oh my goodness, that girl needs help! DX Gonna run like the wind! > _ > So when I finally arrived there the Girl 2 was puzzled. O _ O

Me: What're you doing to her? > _ > Aren't you rude? *helps Rina stand up* Miss, you okay? O _ O

Rina: A... Eh... A-ano... T-thank you, Mister. O w O!!!

Me: What is this girl doing to you? > _ >

Rina: U-uhm... She was bullying me. Always asking me to buy these and that until my money becomes 0. :(( She would also punch me. Good thing my Mom and Dad would believe me when I tell them I tripped or something.

Me: I see... - _ - *looks at Girl 2* - _ - I would want to know your name before I finish you off.

Girl 2: Finish me off. What do you mean? > _ >

Me: Hey... Do you know the infamous Rappappa? > _ >

Girl 2: H-hey... O _ O!!! That group who can wipe off 500 people barehanded!? DX

Me: Yes. ^ _ ^ Unfortunately... I'm the guy called Gekikara there. > _ >

Girl 2: Huh?! DX That's impossible! You look like a-

*I punch her so hard in the stomach*

*Girl 2 whines in pain*

Me: Does it feel good? > _ > Answer me.

Girl 2: Itt...tai...! DX Remember this, Rina! I'll get back to you on this one! DX *runs away*

Rina: ... O w O *jawdrop*

Me: ^ _ ^ Are you alright?

Rina: ... O w O Y-yes... I'm... Alright.

Me: You looked astonished. O _ O Are you scared?

Rina: N-no! ^ _ ^ Not really! Thank you, sir! :)) I love you, sir! Please be my boyfriend! ^ _ ^

Me: S-sorry but... I have someone I love now. ^ _ ^' (Why did she say that? O w O Is she out of her mind?)

Rina: Pretty please? O w O *uses her cute face*

Me: ^ _ ^' A-ano...

Rina: Please! > w < You can't say no! I'll give you anything you want! ^ _ ^

Me: ^ _ ^' I see... I don't have a choice then. *sigh*

Rina: You'll say yes? O w O

Like my older brother Saito-nii always says to me... FLEE! XD

Me: *runs away* Sorry I still have my Janitor part-time job! > _ <

I thought I got away but... I was completely wrong. Right, Mr. Author? - _ -

[A/N: Yes. And I'll write it in my next chapter.]

End of Ren's POV...

Normal POV...
Inside Mayu's Car...


Mayu: So where do you want us to drop you? O w O

Jun: In the nearest pharmacy please. ^ _ ^

Mayu: By the way... - w -

Jun: Yes? O _ O

Mayu: Do you have a girlfriend? >///>

Jun: Why ask? O _ O

Mayu: N-nothing! >///>

Jun: - _ - Hmm... I don't have anyone yet.

Mayu: But why? O w O I mean... There are so many girls in your college, right?

Jun: Well... One of those things that I can remember is that... I promised a girl not to have any girlfriend without telling her. ^ _ ^

Mayu: Ehh...? So who's this girl? O w O (So he still remembers our promise to each other? :) I'm so happy! XD)

Jun: It's the Mayu I'm searching for. ^ _ ^

Mayu: I see... ^ _ ^ (I can't take it anymore... Why can't he remember me? T ^ T)

Jun: By the way... - _ - I've heard this on Kashiwagi-san...

Mayu: Yes? O w O

Jun: You loved somebody who disappeared 6 years ago? O _ O

Mayu: W-why yes. ^ _ ^ Why ask?

Jun: W-well... I had amnesia 6 years ago so... ^ _ ^

Mayu: I see. ^ _ ^ Well yes, I did. He looks so cool. He would always give me all the attention I want. But on the day that I'll confess to him, he vanished. - w - I never saw him again. (Actually, I did... But he was in Coma. And when he woke up, his parents told me that he can't remember me anymore.)

Jun: I see... ^ _ ^ Did we met more than 6 years ago?

Mayu: Hmm... - w - Secret. ;)

Jun: *moves closer to Mayu* Come on, tell me! Dx

Mayu: =///= Find that out by yourself.

*Jun moves even closer cornering Mayu*

Izaya: Oi... = _ = If you two make something weird inside this car of mine... I SWEAR... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TWO. I JUST CLEANED THIS CAR HOURS AGO. DON'T YOU DARE DIRTY IT! DX

Mayu: T-that's right! DX B-by the way... I'MTHINKINGOFGOINGTOM-MCDO! W-WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH ME THERE? DDx

Jun: Hmm... - _ - Sure.

Mayu: And it's your treat. XD

Jun: EH!? DX W-well fine. I still have enough money anyways... - _ -

Mayu: Yay! XD Let's Go!

Mcdonalds, Ikebukuro Branch...

Employee: Ma'am, welcome to McDonalds! What's your-! MAYUYU!? XD May I shake hands with you?! XD

Mayu: U-uhm... Sure. ^ _ ^ *shakes hands with her*

Kid: Nee-chan, I wanna order a Happy Meal. :((

Mayu: STOP! DX *blocks the cashier from the kid's reach*

Kid: Yes, neechan? :((

Mayu: You can't order a happy meal with a frown! XD YOU SHOULD ORDER IT WITH A SMILE! XD

Rest of the people inside McDonalds except for Jun: = _ = (Is she effin kidding us?)

Mayu: Huwaat? DX I'm right! XD

Jun: *giggles* Mayuyu is really interesting. ^ _ ^

Mayu: *blush* T-thanks... Hehehe... XD

Mean while... In Haruna and Mario's location...

Haruna: I did say that we should date but... = _ =+

Mario: Hmm? > w >

Haruna: Why the heck are we dating in JOLLIBEE!? D:< WHAT ARE WE!? A KIDDY COUPLE!? DDx

Mario: Ehh~? Sorry! XD This is all I can afford for now. Just enjoy it. ^ _ ^

Haruna: *blush* W-well... I think I should. (Argh! WHY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME WHEN YOU SMILE!? DX I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO NOT FORGIVE YOU!)

Mario: Hmm? O w O I'm going to order now, okay? XD

*Mario goes to the cashier*

Cashier: Sir, welcome to Jollibee! ^ _ ^ May I have your order? O w O

Mario: 1 bucket of Chickenjoy and 2 Jolly Spaghettis please.^ _ ^ As for the drink, We'll have 2 iced tea.

Cashier: Okay sir, that would be 1000 yen. ^ _ ^

Mario: Hai~! *gives the cashier 1000 yen* By the way... May I ask? O w O

Cashier: Yes, sir? O _ O

Mario: Were the chickens in joy when you killed them? Or where they Enjoying the part when you were killing them? XD

Cashier: No, sir. ^ _ ^' Why ask?

Mario: Cuz' you're selling CHICKENJOY. XD

Cashier: = _ =' Oh...

Mario: One more thing! XD

Cashier: What, sir? = _ =

Mario: Was the spaghetti happy when you cooked it? XD

Cashier: HUH? = _ =+ Spaghetti doesn't even have feelings sir. Why ask?

Mario: Cuz' you're selling JOLLY Spaghetti! XD

Cashier: = _ =+ Sir, please get out of the cashier now. You're delaying our other orders. *gives him a table number*

*Mario goes to their chair*

Haruna: *facepalm* = _ = You even trolled the Cashier?

Mario: HOHOHOHO~ It was fun! XD

Haruna: *sigh* I wonder why I'm so inlove with you. = _ =

Mario: Hahahaha. If you love me, then I love you more. *kisses Kojima's right hand* ^ _ ^

Haruna: *blushes* W-whatever... >///>

*Yuizou and Yuuko enters McDonalds*

Haruna: *notices them* AH! XD Yuuko-chan! ^ _ ^

Yuuko: Harunyan! I MISSED YOU! DDx

Haruna: Ehh? O _ O What happened to her, Otabe?

Yuizou: Her fans were all male. She missed the boobs and the ass of a girl. XD

Haruna: Mattaku, Yuuko-chan. = _ =

Mario: By the way, Yuizou... >:3

Yuizou: Hmm? O w  O

Mario: Are you inlove with somebody now? > w >

Yuizou: That question, huh? - w - Well, yes. ^ _ ^

Mario, Haruna and Yuuko: HAH!? DDx TO WHO!?

Yuizou: Are you still asking me? = w = I'm inlove with Maeda's younger sister, Shimazaki Haruka.

Yuuko: = w = Meh... I already have predicted it. You're boring.

Yuizou: Whatever Yuuko. At least I've got somebody I like. > w > Not like you... You only like Girls with big PAST and FUTURE. = w =

Yuuko: Yeah right~ = w = (Oh my goodness... If they just knew who...)

In Yuki's Location... Meters away from the Handshake event...

Yuki: *walking* Hmm? O w O *a group of thugs block her way*

Thug 1: Miss, wouldcha like to hang out with my gang? >:D We're pretty good. *tries to hit on her*

Yuki: ^ _ ^' I'm sorry but I have to hurry up. I still have something to do.

Thug 1: *grabs her left wrist* Oi... = _ = When I say hang out, YOU HANG OUT.

Yuki: Somebody help me! DX

*Saito arrives*

Yuki: Eh?! Saito-kun!? O w O

Saito: Hey, that's my girl you got there. Sorry, she's a little klutzy with directions. ^ _ ^ Can I have her now?

Thug 1: Huh? = _ =+ You're her boyfriend? Oi, guys, rough him up. She's mine now. Finder's keepers. >:D

*Saito gets roughed up by thugs*

*Something as fast as light beats all the thugs then leaves*

Thug 1: HUH!? O _ O!!! What the heck happened!?

Saito: H-heh...? O _ O (How the heck did they collapsed like this? Dx)

Thug 1: S-sorry! DX *releases Yuki then dashes away*

Yuki: What the heck happened? O w O *looks at Saito* H-hey! Are you alright? > w <

Saito: I'm fine. = _ = *gets up* ... *feels pain* !!! Shoot...! Dx

Yuki: You're not. = w = I'll give you a hand.

Saito: I'm fine! > _ > Get away before they get back.

Yuki: Everything's going to be fine. - w - Now let me help you!

Saito: Tsk, No need. It's only a little. = _ =

Yuki: Okay then. - w - By the way, why were you here? O w O

Saito: W-well... This way is nearer to my house. > _ >

Yuki: Really? > w > *pokes Saito's injured stomach*

Saito: Ouch! Dx That hurts, you know?

Yuki: Answer me seriously, why are you here? > w >

Saito: Ok, ok! DDx I followed you cuz' Mayu told me. > _ > It's not that I'm worried, okay?

Yuki: Fufufu... Being tsundere, aren't you? xDD *her phone rings* Hmm? O w O *checks phone*

Screen: Watanabe Maki-kun <3

'Yuki-chan, you there? ^ _ ^ I'm finally going to get married. I just wanted you to know because you're one of my bestfriends. ^ _ ^ I'll be married to one of my past patients. And her name is Ooya Shizuka. I hope you can attend our wedding next week. :)) I'll be expecting you. About the invitation, Mayu will be sending you one tomorrow. ^ _ ^'


Yuki: O w O!!! ... :((

Saito: Hmm? = _ = Hey, you don't have the right to be sad. You should be happy. Your ass is saved. > _ >

Yuki: That's not the reason I'm sad! DX *shows Saito the message* The Love of my life will now be married...! AND NOT TO ME! T A T

*rain falls*

Saito: = _ = That all?

Yuki: You don't understand...! T A T It's because you don't even love anybody-

Saito: *hugs Yuki*

Yuki: S-saito-kun! Let me go! Dx

Saito: D:< I am currently hugging you because I LOVE YOU as a friend! Now, if you still don't notice other people that love you as a friend... THEN HURRY UP AND DIE FOR THAT GUY! DDx

Yuki: *fell silent* You didn't have to be that rude... T ^ T

Saito: *sigh* = _ = *releases her from the hug* Have you regained your brain now?

Yuki: I didn't even lose it to begin with. XD (Why do I feel special when I look at him...? Don't tell me!? DX N-no! Haruka loves him! I can't... But...! Argh! I think I'm falling in love with him...)

Saito: Hmm? O _ O Kashiwagi-san?

Yuki: N-nothing. ^ _ ^ H-hey... Can I ask a favor?

Saito: Hmm? O _ O Sure.

Yuki: May I hug you? :)

Saito: = _ = Why the hell would you hug me?

Yuki: Just... Let me hug you. ^ _ ^

Saito: S-sure... > _ > (Why the heck's she hugging me? = _ =')

Black: *behind a tree* = _ =' My goodness... The two of them will catch a cold by doing that...

Atsuki: *behind an intersection* - _ - *pats Haruka's back* Don't cry... ^ _ ^ He must have a reason. Remember, you're his girlfriend. And Kashiwagi Yuki-san is just his friend. :)

Haruka: *beside Atsuki* T . T  I hope so too...

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 06, 2012, 10:31:54 AM
Yes Ren-kun~ I want to see you in a host club irl xD
Of all places, why Jollibee Mario-kun? xD
Mario-kun trolling the cashier was awesome xD
Yayy SaeYuki moments  :heart:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 06, 2012, 12:35:54 PM
i was in my way home when i read this XD and i laugh even harder when mario troll in action :lol: :lol:
poor paruru DX somekind i can fell what are haruka felling when she look yuki hug saito :( that's so hurtssssss xd more saeyuki moment please~ :bow:
thankyou for the update :bow: and i hope you don't forget to update this fic, while you busy with the 'u know who' fanfic ^-^ i think just this on going saeyuki fic who become a reason for me to open this forum xd  ganbarimashh
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: Haruko on November 07, 2012, 04:41:55 AM
not used to mario x haruna.. but its hilarious :D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 09, 2012, 04:58:26 AM
where were you amakuchi san? T^T pwetty pwese update soon :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: chichay12 on November 09, 2012, 05:57:38 AM
where were you amakuchi san? T^T pwetty pwese update soon :bow:

yeah..where are kuchi??
dont be lazy and upadate this!!haha
right (rhin_rhin) *highfive!
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 09, 2012, 07:23:36 AM
@CheesyBits: LOL. Hahahaha. XD

@fuu_kun: Sorry for not updating so fast. I'm having another of those writer's block. I'll update as soon as I gain back the idea. ^_^

@javs: LOL. Thanks for the compliments. XD Please update HONMAYAN! XD

@Chichay12: = _ = The heck. Cuz' of your skype calls last night I wasn't able to type a word. AND NOW YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR ME!? DX WHAT THE HECK!? > _ < LOL. Peace man. And where the heck did your SAVING THE SPOT go? XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: fael_c00l on November 09, 2012, 03:56:14 PM
Where is the update?? I'm so impatient just like Non-chan right now
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Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 09, 2012, 05:10:34 PM
Please update soon  :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:  XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: chichay12 on November 09, 2012, 05:22:54 PM
Please update soon  :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:  XD

yes!!!UPDATE THIS!!!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 09, 2012, 08:45:17 PM
@fael_cool: Please wait. I'm having a few problems with ideas right now. I'll update. Just Wait.

@CheesyBits: = _ = Come on. Please wait. I'm doing my best here. And now you guys are dumping a fict on me again. This time a smut. = _ = (Which I'm not doing.) Guys, just wait. I'm trying my best to update here. DX

@Chichay12: LOL. One more and I'm going to help you do that. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 10, 2012, 03:38:31 PM
hohohooo c'mon updateee (~"-")~
updateee ~("-"~) or i will haunting you ~("-")~ hihihihihiiii XD justkidd :grin: will always wait~~
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: rhin12 on November 10, 2012, 04:02:25 PM
Amakuchi-san.. I read everything and im so happy while reading your fic. It's so cool and super funny.
I hope you update this soon.

I love MaYuki so much.  :grin:
Hope they get back together soon.. Yuki shouldn't run away on their wedding!!  XD

Thanks for this Amakuchi-san.   :deco:

I hope you update soon. I love you Amakuchi-san  :heart:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: chichay12 on November 10, 2012, 04:04:42 PM
Amakuchi-san.. I read everything and im so happy while reading your fic. It's so cool and super funny.
I hope you update this soon.

I love MaYuki so much.  :grin:
Hope they get back together soon.. Yuki shouldn't run away on their wedding!!  XD

Thanks for this Amakuchi-san.   :deco:

what??i though its atsumina fic..my god....

amakuchi-san pls update this as soon as possible..i miss my atsumina..

and please post the prologue of The bird that got away from the flower..
 :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 10, 2012, 04:19:41 PM
i think you two had a wrong place ._. its saeyuki fic.. and mayuki fic is in d'other room ._.
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 8]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 10, 2012, 04:37:18 PM
@rhin_rhin: You're welcome and YOU GOT THE WRONG THREAD. >:D KUCHI TROLL.

@Chichay12: NO. I TOLD YOU FOR THE WHATEVER'TH TIME... I'M NOT MAKING A SMUT! DX

@fuu_kun: As Promised. I UPDATED. I HAD PUT TOO MUCH SAEYUKI MOMENTS SO IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED... I DUNNO. XD



[A/N: So yeah, I was overjoyed to see that people like my new fict OUT THERE. XD I never thought I was this good in comedy. O w O And I thought I didn't have a sense of humor. :3 Anyways, enjoy my new chapter. ;3 This chapter is not funny. I assure you. YOU MIGHT SUE ME FOR THE SUDDEN GENRE CHANGE. So please forgive me.  :bow:]

Yokoyama Yuizou's POV and Introduction...


Chori~su! The competitive Manager Yokoyama Yuizou is here! XD Currently 25 in my birth certificate but 18 in my heart. Hahahaha! I work as a manager and as an actor. :)) Have you watched my films? I starred in the film Sanda of the Sandals. XD Please watch it! It's on... THIS FANFICT'S THEATERS! ^ o ^ And don't forget to support HONMAYAN! xDD Oh yeah, I own Lesboback Discobar, Go to Hell Hotel, Ariana Dormitory, Kurokami Shoujo Parlor, Junjou U-19 Circus, Nagi-ichi Resort and many more. Try visiting them! XD

Next, parents and siblings? O w O First, my mother is staying in Kyoto. I'm in Tokyo. HURRAY! xDD I have freedom! >:D Well, she threw me away after she killed my Dad who was not that dumb not to see that she's after his money. Dad had placed all his possessions under my name so now I'm freaking rich! XD About the siblings... I have a half-brother on my mother's side. His name is Yamamoto Sai. He's the favorite. But Rappappa is my family. And I love them. And you don't. Joke. XD

Next... Wait. Abilities eh? O w O I can eat spicy food. And you can't. NYAHAHAHAHAHA. xDD I can beat yankees until they beg me to stop. Wahahahahahaha.

I may look funny and a troll outside but inside... I'm a quite serious person. I hate problems and I love running away from them. Whenever I look at Paruru-chan, I look happy but inside it hurts. Especially while seeing her dating that no good guy who doesn't even love him. I wanted to date her like that too. DDx But she doesn't even like me to begin with. *sigh*

Lovelife? - w - Well, I only love one person. And that is Paruru-chan. > w > I loved her since she was 10. And I love her until now. ^ _ ^ I know she can't remember it but when I was once a guy who doesn't have a direction, she gave me one. She encouraged me to study. And now, I'm an awesome actor who girls ask for dates everyday. Ohohoho, you just don't see them. XD So now, it's my turn to help her. I know she's dating that Saito who doesn't even love her and it hurts me inside. > w > It's a one-sided love. It may look like Saito is enjoying it but he's not. It was as if he was paid to do this. = w = If I could just sing KATAOMOI FINALLY in front of them to voice myself out. Argh... DX

I wanted to beat the hell out of him but Saiki, Ren and She might get angry at me. How I wish her heart was mine. And not his. How I wish I could have a date with her. I wanted to be her everything but I can't. I wanted her to be my future wife. The mother of my children. But all I could do is watch her crying right now while her heart is being shattered into pieces by that guy. And it breaks my heart. T _ T I wish she was mine. I wish she was. But she isn't. > w >

My love for her... IS SO KATAOMOI. Kataomoi, koko de finally! XD

[A/N: You might be funny and smiling outside but inside, you know it hurts... I can feel it. > _ >]

Thanks author. But I know her heart is his. Not mine. And never will be. > w >

End of his Introduction...

Still His POV...


So after Me, Mario, Haruna and Yuuko met in Mc Donalds and had some conversation, I went home. But woops! I gotta make sure Paruru-chan is safe! = w = Gonna go back to le handshake event! XD

On le Handshake event...

Me: O w O Where is Paru-chan?

Staff: Ehh? O w O Didn't she leave with her older brother?

Oh they left already. I'm late... T ^ T okay... might as well walk home...

End of Yuizou's POV...

Normal POV... In Saito's Location...


*Yuki still hugging Saito*

Saito: = _ =+ Hey, how long are you going to hug me? I'M NOT YOUR FREE HUGGABLE PILLOW, okay? > _ >

Yuki: ('So he's now your boyfriend?' 'Y-yeah, Kashiwagi-senpai.') O w O!!! *pushes away Saito*

Saito: Ouch! What's with the sudden push? > _ > You do know that it hurts there, right? = _ =

Yuki: Oh... S-sorry... DX Anyways, I'll call Mocchii to tend your wounds. :3 *calls Mocchii* Let's walk for now. *starts walking*

Saito: Mocchii? O _ O *thinks of food* Mochi... I hate the Kuroguma mochi one. DX *walks beside Yuki*

Yuki: *hits Saito's head* Not that! DX Do you know Kuramochi Asuka? > w > *still walking*

Saito: Ouch... = _ = No need to hit me. Kuramochi-sensei!? O _ O!!! *still walking*

Yuki: Kuramochi-sensei!? XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *walking*

Kuramochi: Why the heck are you laughing? DX Do you want me to bite your ear when we see each other? > w >+

Yuki: Oh, s-sorry! XD I'm just not used to it. XD *still walking*

Kuramochi: Geez... > w > It's cuz' everyone calls me Mocchii... *sigh* So what do you need, Yuki-chan? O w O

Yuki: Come to my house, A.S.A.P. I need you to tend Saito-kun's wounds. ^ _ ^ *walking*

Kuramochi: Saito-kun? Miyazawa-san? O w O

Yuki: = w =' No. It's actually Death the Kid that needs your help. > w > *walking*

Kuramochi: = _ = Ok, I'm not going.

Yuki: W-wait! I'm just kidding! DX *walking*

Atsuki and Haruka: *still hiding*

Yuki: Are...? O w O *sees 2 roads*

Saito: Hmm? O _ O *stops walking*

Yuki: Now which way...? O w O???

Saito: Huh? O _ o Wait... You mean... We're lost? DX

Yuki: Oops...? ;P Teehee? XD

Saito: *pokes her head* This is no 'teehee'-ing matter. > _ > Geez... Let's just walk and ask a passerby about it. *starts walking*

Yuki: H-hey! Wait! DX *catches up to Saito then locks arms with him*

Saito: Why are we locking arms? > _ > *still walking*

Yuki: N-nothing! >///> *walking*

Saito: Goodness. = _ = If a reporter find us like this... What'll you say? *stops then looks a Yuki*

Yuki: That you're my cousin! >:3 *looks at Saito*

Saito: Wish that would work. = _ = *looks away*

Yuki: It will! XD *starts walking again dragging Saito* Come on, Vamos! XD Everybody let's go!

Saito: So now we're playing Dora the Explorer now? > _ > You're Dora and I'm... Boots? = _ ='

Yuki: Then who's map? XD

Saito: Geez, let's just walk. = _ =

Yuki: Where are we going? *claps 3 times* To my house! XD

Saito: *pokes Yuki's head* = _ = Don't you dare turn this into a joke, Kashiwagi-san.

Yuki: Kashiwagi-san here, Kashiwagi-san there. = w = Why don't you just call me Yuki? ^ _ ^

Saito: Huh? = _ =

Yuki: Come on, say Yuki. >:3

Saito: No. = _ =

Yuki: Oh I know! XD You must be the tsundere type of a guy, no? > w >

Saito: HECK NO. = _ = Let's just walk... >///> Yuki...

Yuki: I can't hear you. >:D

Saito: Yuki-san. = _ =

Yuki: ... = w = How stubborn.

Minutes after walking...

Yuki: DX Ouch... My foot...

Saito: Hmm? - _ - *looks at her foot* Goodness, why the heck are you wearing heels when you don't have a car to ride? > _ >'

Yuki: Oh shut up... DX I'm tired. Let's rest first! *tries to pull Saito down*

Saito: Sheesh... = _ = I'll just carry you home then. *shows his back* Here. > _ >

Yuki: *blush* T-thanks... ^ _ ^' (So kind of him... > w < If he continues this I'll really... Argh! I can't! Why am I thinking like this!? DX He's Paruru's property... I can't... DX But the more I deny... The more I feel guilty... :( )

Saito: = _ =' ... (Geez... My whole body hurts and... WHERE THE HECK ARE WE? DX And I still have Midterms...) *carries Yuki on his back while walking* So what if they saw you like this? > _ >

Yuki: I'll just cover myself with shades so nobody would notice me anymore. Right, Saito-kun? >:)

Saito: = _ = Wonder if that'll work. *still walking* By the way... >:D

Yuki: What? O w O

Saito: You're backpack now. >:D And I'm Dora. XD

Yuki: *hits Saito's head* DX So you took the whole Dora the Explorer thing seriously? D:<

Saito: Kinda. XD So where's the map? >:D

Yuki: Oh shut up. DX And who the heck's Boot's now? D:< AND MAP?! *yawn* Goodness... I'm sleepy...

Saito: There are 2 people who had been following us since we left the Handshake Event Area. > _ > A girl and a boy. Either one of them is Boots and the other is MAP. XD

Yuki: *hits Saito's head* Stop the Dora the Exporer act. DX I have to rest... *yawn*

*someone calls Yuki*

Atsuki and Haruka: *still following them*

Yuki: *presses the Accept button* Hello...?

Kuramochi: = _ =+ So where the heck are you two now? Answer me. Maki-sensei's been texting me about my whereabouts. I lied that I'll be going to the Restroom. > w >

Yuki: *puts the phone beside Saito's ear* You talk to her... I'm... *yawn* Sleepy...

Saito: O-oi! DX H-hello, Ma'am? O w O

Kuramochi: Where are you? > w >

Saito: Where currently in front of Ariana Dormitory. = _ = *looks in front of him*

Kuramochi: Geez... = w = How the heck did you get there? *sweat drop*

Saito: Kashiwagi-san's fault. = _ =' *stops in front of the building*

Kuramochi: Figured. = w =' Ask a taxi- Wait! No. Just go in front of the Station there. Then just go straight until you see the Go to Hell Hotel. Yuki's house is just 1 or  away. :)

Saito: Thanks, Kuramochi-sensei. ^ _ ^ (THE HECK!? SO FAR! T ^ T)

Kuramochi: By the way, Miyazawa-san... > w >

Saito: Yes, Kuramochi-sensei? O _ O

Kuramochi: What do you think of Yukirin? > w >

Saito: W-well... - _ - *remembers their kiss* O _ O!!! DX I... I don't know... > _ > W-well... I think of her as a woman.

Kuramochi: Is that all? > w >

Saito: *grins* Who can't even find a ketchup bottle in the grocery store. >:D

Kuramochi: *giggles* You're quite an evil guy, aren't you? XD

Saito: I'm afraid I am. XD

Kuramochi: I guess I'll see you later. ^ _ ^

10 minutes Later... In front of Kashiwagi Residence...

Kuramochi: = w = S-sorry, Maki-sensei. I'll be coming back. I'm just tending someone's wound- E-ehh? *fakes disturbance* Ah! Something's happening? SHIIIISH! SHIIIIIIISH! The signal's not clear. Shuuu! SHUU! Maki-sensei? I... shishhh! Can't hear shiiiiiish! You...! DX Call you later. *hangs up* = w = Geez, I'm lying for this? I won't get any Grammy Award for this. DX

*Saito and Yuki arrives*

Kuramochi: = w = *sees Saito carrying Yuki on his back* You're injured and yet you're carrying her? > w >

Saito: Just show me the nearest couch and we'll talk. > _ >+ (Argh... I'm missing my 2nd part-time now. Thanks a lot.)

*Saito drops Yuki on the couch*

Kuramochi: Now remove your top. > w >

*Saito removes his top*

Kuramochi: = w =' Goodness... *sees bruises* I'll check you up now. Just sit down.

*Saito nods*

*Mocchii brings out the stethoscope*

*Saito's phone rings*

Saito: *answers call* Hello? O _ O

Haruka: *just a few meters near Kashiwagi Residence* Saito? Where are you now? > w >

Saito: E-ehh!? DX I'm... I'm in the part-time job now! S-sorry I didn't call you earlier! D:

Haruka: You even forgot to treat me icecream. > _ >

Saito: S-sorry! DX I forgot! A-anyways, Happy Monthsary! I love you. I'll call you later. Bye! ^ _ ^' *hangs up*

Kuramochi: > w > Your girlfriend?

Saito: No, my mom. XD

Kuramochi: *grabs phone* Shimazaki Haruka-san? > w > You two are going out?

Saito: *sigh* Y-yeah... = _ =' (I'm dead...)

Kuramochi: I'm not really shocked. = w = It was so obvious.

Saito: Heh?! DX

Kuramochi: Yeah... = w = If Akimoto-sensei knew about this, you're dead. = w ='

Saito: I see... > _ >

Kuramochi: Anyways... Somebody gave this to us. AKB's 28th Single. This is Yuki's Copy. *gives a folder to Saito*

Saito: Okay. *puts the folder beside Yuki* ... *yawns*

Kuramochi: - w - I'll be tending the wounds now- O w O Hey, you sleepy?

*Yuki wakes up*

Kuramochi: Oh the princess woke up. = w = Welcome to the Black Parade. You're under-arrest. >:D

Yuki: *stretches body* ... *eyes still closed* E-ehh? - w - W-what? I don't Know... *stretches then eyes open* = w = You're trolling me now, Mocchii?

Kuramochi: I should get double the pay by now. > w >

Yuki: Come on, Mocchii? Aren't we friends? XD

Kuramochi: = w = Geez... Whatever Yuki.

Yuki: Please? O w O

Kuramochi: Okay fine. = w = Just help me cover his wounds are we're fine. ^ _ ^

Yuki: Thanks. ^ _ ^ *looks at Saito* O///O!!! W-what the!? DX At least wear a shirt or something! DX

Kuramochi: Then how the hell can we tend his bruises there? > w >+

Yuki: Oh sorry. DX

Kuramochi: Hmm? = w = *sees Saito face down*

Yuki: Yes, Mocchii? O w O

Kuramochi: He's done for. He just fell asleep. = w =

Yuki: WHAT THE!? DX Then how the heck should we tend his bruises?! D:<

Kuramochi: I got this. = w = It's better when he's sleeping.

Yuki: *stares at Saito* (He's so cute when he's sleeping...! DX)

Kuramochi: = w = *glares daggers at Yuki* Could it be that you're inlove with him? > w >

Yuki: W-what!? INLOVE!? N-NO! DX I'M SO NOT! I... I mean! WHY SHOULD I BE!? D:<

Kuramochi: That's the reply of the guilty. = w =

Outside...

Atsuki: *jaw drops while seeing Saito topless* Haruka... Let's go home now. This is not for kids. DX

Haruka: Maybe you're right... :( Does he even love me?

Atsuki: The real question is... > _ > DID HE EVEN LOVE YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Haruka: O w O!!!I'm not in the mood... Let's go home now. ; . ;

Meanwhile in Ren's situation...

Ren: What do you want from me? > _ > *stares at SPs*

SP1: We need to capture you and give you to Rina-sama. > _ >

Ren: Can't be helped then... = w = *switches to Rock* ... FUHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:D Nee... Okotteru?

SP1: Capture him! D:<

Minutes later...

Ren: I'll kill you all...! >:D *slams the last SP's body to the ground*

*Rina appears*

Ren: Nee... Okotteru? O . O

Rina: I am. > w > Why can't you just be my boyfriend?

Ren: *switches the pendant to POP* I can't... > _ > I already love someone.

Rina: I won't give up... > w > And I'll make you fall head over heels for me. *snaps her fingers then a few more SPs appear*

Ren: *sees somebody he knows behind her* ... *smirks* Sure. I would like to see you try. Say... Do you like Rock Music or maybe Heavy Metal? >:D

Rina: No. I hate it. It's distracting and it hurts my ear. = w = Why?

Ren: Yagami-kun. She hates Metal. >:D

Yagami: *faces down* ... GRAAAAAAAAAAH! >:D GO TO HELL, ALL OF YOU! >:D *sways his rock guitar then knocks out all the remaining SPs* GO TO HELL! *strikes a pose then thumbs down* XD

Ren: Bye, young lady. ^ _ ^ I won't see you again.

Yagami: ... *returns to normal* Ehh? O w O

Ren: Let's go now, Yagami-kun. ^ _ ^ *leaves*

Rina: *smirks* That's what you think. > w >

Tomorrow... Majisuka Gakuen...

Yagami: So what happened to me yesterday? O w O

Ren: Oh nothing. ^ _ ^ You just saved me big time.

*Teacher enters*

*All students return to their seats*

Teacher: Ok, first things first. ^ _ ^ You guys have a new classmate! :)

Kuwabara: Oh! Is it a chick? XD

*new classmate enters*

Ren: O w O!!! That girl again!? DX

Yagami: O w O That's the girl with many SPs last night, right?

Ren: Yes, she is. = w =

Teacher: Her name is Iriyama Rina. Daughter of Iriyama Annin and Iriyama Rena. - _ - Ok now seat beside Ren.

Ren: *raises his hand*

Teacher: Yes, Ren? O _ O

Ren: Can I have Yagami-san beside me instead? O w O

Teacher: No. > _ > If you don't like her, deal with it. I'll be teaching a lot today.

Ren: NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! DX

-End of-

Somebody: HEY! DX You haven't introduced us yet!

Author: Who the heck are you? > _ >

Chorus: We are NAMBA 48! XD

Author: Ok. > _ > Have your time. I'll show a story from 7 years ago for your introduction.

NMB48: YAY! XD

Author: In this story... ALL MEMBERS OF NMB48 LOVES YAMAMOTO SAI... (YAKA.)

7 years ago... Osaka, Japan...

Yuuko: *pokes Milky* Excuse me... ^ _ ^'

Miyuki: Yes? O w O (Goodness, why disturb me when I'm looking at Sai's body... DX)

Yuuko: Is this where Sai-san is living? O w O

Miyuki: What's your relationship with Sai? > w >

Yuuko: I'm his chilhood-

*Miyuki tries to punch Yuuko*

Yuuko: *catches her fist* > w > Aren't you impatient? I just wanted to talk to him.

Miyuki: You're just going to date Sai, aren't you? > w >

Yuuko: Geez... HELL NO. > w >

Miyuki: NAMBA 48, ASSEMBLE! >:D You'll regret entering this town.

Yuuko: Let's see bout that. *smirks*

Miyuki: BRING HER DOWN! >:D *makes all her subordinates attack*

Yuuko: *sigh* No use reasoning with you then. >:D *charges*

*Maa-chun tries to punch Yuuko*

*Yuuko just kicks her stomach*

*Maa-chun knock out! XD*

5 minutes later...

Yuuko: *yawns* = _ = You guys are boring... *sits on Miyuki*

*All NMB48 members except Nana knocked out on the floor*

Miyuki: You'll... Regret... This...! DX

*Sai arrives*

Sai: Oh, what's the ruckus? O w O *sees Yuuko* Yuuko-chi! XD

Yuuko: Geez, you're letting weak people protect you. = w = I defeated them in 5 minutes without getting a sweat. > w >

Sai: Pardon them. They don't know you're the Demon of Tochigi. XD

Nana: The Demon of Tochigi?! DX So that's why...

Sai: Yeah. > w > She defeated everyone in that area. XD By the way, why didn't you attack Nana? O w O

Yuuko: I want her oppai! XD SO BIG! >:D *pervert mode* ... *cups her chest*

Nana: KYAAAAAAAAH! DX

Yuuko: *touches her butt* WOOT! DEKAI OSHIRI! XD

Nana: H-hey! STOP IT! DX

End of Flashback...

Miyuki: Why show that instead? > _ >

Author: You have no choice. XD

Miyuki: ARGH! DX This is why we don't vote Ooshima Yuuko in Senbatsu. > _ >

Author: So who do you vote? O w O

Miyuki: It's Mayuyu. >:( That Yukirin beat us to hell 5 years ago. > _ >

Author: Are you even sure it's Yukirin? O w O

Miyuki: W-well... What's confusing us is that she had a voice of a guy 5 years ago. - w - And now her voice is super cute! DX

Author: So your point is? = _ =

Miyuki: SHE'S A TRANSGENDER! XD

Author: *hits her in the head* NO. YOU ARE DEFINITELY WRONG. SHE'S NOT GAY! XD

In Shimazaki Residence...

Atsuki: *knocks on Haruka's door* Hey, you're not going to school? > _ >

Haruka: No... T ^ T I have no plans...

Atsuki: *sigh* She's still at it, Mom. = _ =

Mina: Argh... = _ = She knew that Saito doesn't love her and yet started this relationship... What the heck is this!? DX

Atsuki: Mom... She's hoping that Saito would love her someday. But that day would never come. > _ >

Mina: I figured. - _ - It's like waiting for Takamina to make her listeners laugh at her 'INTERESTING STORIES.'

Atsuki: HEY! IT IS INTERESTING! DX

Mina: Only for you. XD

Atsuki: Sheesh... = _ = *calls Yuizou*

*Yuizou answers*

Atsuki: Hello, Otabe. - _ -

Yuizou: Yes, Maeda? O w O

Atsuki: Haruka's been crying for hours now. - _ - Can you come here?

Yuizou: PARURU-CHAN!? DX I'll go there! D:< (DAMN YOU, SAITO! DX)

Atsuki: Thanks. > _ >

*door bell rings*

Mina: *looks at the peekhole* Name? = _ =

Man: Yokoyama Yuizou. ^ _ ^

Atsuki: Yuizou? O _ o Lemme see. *looks from the window* Oh. Let him in. ^ _ ^ He's Haruka's Manager.

Mina: Oh! :3

Yuizou: Thanks. ^ _ ^

Mina: So this is her manager? O w O

Yuizou: Yes, Ma'am. ^ _ ^

Mina: You're more suited to be her boyfriend than that Saito. = _ =

Haruka: T ^ T

Atsuki: Goodness... *face palm* You're too fast bro. - _ -

Yuizou: If it's for Haruka then it's fine. :)

Atsuki: I wish Haruka just fell in love with you instead of Saito. = _ =

Yuizou: *goes to Haruka's room*

Mina: Wait, where is he? O _ O

Atsuki: He'll just make our Haruka feel another emotion. XD

Yuizou: Paruru-chan, open the door. ^ _ ^

Haruka: No... I won't... T ^ T

Yuizou: Just open it. ^ _ ^

Haruka: Heck no. > w >

Yuizou: *sigh* ... *slids 2 tickets under the door* Use these 2 tickets for your date with Saito. ^ _ ^ Use it to make him fall for you finally. :) (It hurts! DX I WANNA DIE! T ^ T)

Haruka: *takes tickets* ... = w = Sanda of the Sandals?

Yuizou: If you want then might as well use my restaurant for your lunch date. ^ _ ^ Or maybe cook your own food. He'll like it more. (I'm hurting myself more... Aren't I a masochist? DX)

Haruka: T-thanks, Manager... T ^ T ... *realizes something* O w O!!! HOW THE HECK DID YOU KNOW WE WERE DATING!? DX

Yuizou: It was obvious to me and everybody else. XD Your mother and brother slipped and told me about it. XD

Mina: Sorry! XD

Atsuki: Peace man. > _ >

Haruka: I see... Thank you then. ^ _ ^ (I can't believe Manager Yuizou is so kind! :) He's a perfect boyfriend material. XD W-wait! I already have Saito-kun! DX Who doesn't even love me... T ^ T N-no! I'll make him fall for me this time! >:3)

Saito's Location... Kashiwagi Residence...

*Saito wakes up*

Saito: Ouch... = _ = Where the heck?

Yuki: Oh you're awake now. ^ _ ^

Saito: Oh... Your house huh? Wait... *brain connecting to internet* O _ O!!! WHY THE HECK AM I HERE!? WHY THE HECK AM I TOPLESS!? DX Wait... DON'T TELL ME...! YOU! DX

Yuki: *facepalm* No. = w = I didn't. Anyways, have your breakfast. ^ _ ^ *gives him his bowl*

Saito: *sees a bowl of unedible food* = _ = You sit down. I'll cook.

Yuki: Ehh? O w O

Saito: Just sit down. - _ - Geez... You don't know how to cook? DX

Yuki: Sorry... :( My Mom didn't teach me how.

Saito: Want me to teach you then? - _ -

Yuki: Really? O w O!!!

Saito: If you're free, I'll teach you. ^ _ ^

Yuki: Thanks, Saito. ^ _ ^

Saito: LOL. So now you feel that we're buddy-buddies now, eh? > _ >

Yuki: Aren't we buddies? XD

Saito: Well kinda. ^ _ ^ *starts cooking*

10 minutes later...

Saito: Tada. = _ = *serves the food*

Yuki: *takes a bite* ... - _ - ... O _ O!!! SO GOOD! DX

Saito: *sigh* - _ - We don't have a nee-chan to teach us so Mom would always teach me how to cook. ^ _ ^

Yuki: What're your parents' names by the way? O w O

Saito: Miyazawa Rie and Miyazawa Sasshi. > _ >

Yuki: Sasshi? O w O Your Dad?

Saito: Yeah. > _ > A true wota of yours... *remembers Haruka* W-wait, I'll call somebody first. (Shucks! Maybe she's worried that I didn't go home last night! DX)

*Calls Haruka*

*Haruka answers*

Saito: Hello. ^ _ ^

Haruka: Yes...? :(

Saito: What's with the sad tune? > _ > You not happy that I called you?

Haruka: Nee... Saito... *tears falling down* ; _ ;

Saito: Yes, Haruka? O w O

Haruka: Do you... love me? Q w Q

Saito: ... *sigh* I do. :) Why ask? (Sorry, I still don't... Sorry for lying... > _ >)

Haruka: I see... *smiles* Are you available this weekend...? ; v ;

Saito: Yeah. ^ _ ^ Why ask?

Haruka: Let's have a date. ^ _ ^

Saito: Sure. O _ O Where?

Haruka: To the Cinemas. ^ _ ^ I wanted to watch Manager Yuizou's film. :)

Saito: Sure. But... O _ O What about you? They might see you with me. DX

Haruka: I'll deal with it. ^ _ ^

Saito: I see... Bye. ^ _ ^

*call ended*

Yuki: Who's that? O w O

Saito: My girlfriend. - _ -

Yuki: I see... ^ _ ^ So you're going on a date? O w O (It kinda hurts me... DX)

Saito: Yes. ^ _ ^

Yuki: I... I see... ^ _ ^ I wish that your date will be successful. (Though I feel jealous... :( ) *sees her copy of the lyrics*

'You should love him your own way
without thinking about the other person
You should love as your heart tells you
If you're lucky then they may just love you back...'


Yuki: O w O!!! *shakes head* I can't do that! DX

Saito: = _ = Can't do what?

Yuki: N-nothing... ^ _ ^ *reads more*

'Do you know about the power of love?
Love is something that steals all once eyes meet
It has nothing to do with his girlfriend
You'll black out every time morals go through your head'


*Yuki skips parts*

'Dream in the end, before thinking of strategies
Throw all your pride away! Do it!
Be the last to dream, no matter what kind of love confession
Yes, you need no answer'


Yuki: DX Stop it! I don't want him to cheat! D:<

Saito: *sweat drop* Him? O _ o Cheat? What the heck are you talking about?

Yuki: *blush* N-nothing! Just... Take your breakfast and go away now! DX

Saito: = _ = Weirdo.

Yuki: S-sorry... :( (I now hate UZA. = w = Thanks for giving me the wrong advices, UZA. UZAI YO... DX)

Weekend... C-Nemouse Cinemas...

Saito: *looks at his watch* She sure is late. = _ =

*Haruka arrives*

Haruka: S-sorry I'm late. ^ _ ^

Saito: It's fine. ^ _ ^ So what should we watch? O w O

*Haruka locks arms with Saito*

Haruka: Sanda of the Sandals. ^ _ ^

Saito: Comedy, huh? - _ -

Minutes Later... Inside Cinema 9...

Saito: = _ = Why bothered when somebody misreads your surname?

Haruka: Well, Mita and Sanda looks the same in Kanji and maybe he's bothered? XD

Saito: So why is he bothered? > _ >

Haruka: I don't know. > w <

Aki: O w O Mita-san-

Yuizou: Sanda desu. - _ - Sanda of the Sandals. Sanda of the Sanda-gyuu or otherwise Sanda of the Sandaabaado (Thunderbird).

Aki: I don't know how I should remember it but I understand. ^ _ ^

Yuizou: Well then, I shall be going to buy the things for dinner now. - _ - Beef Stroganov garnished with Pickled Daikon Radish. Rocket and Pickled Daikon Radish. A boiled spinach and Pickled Daikon Radish in bonito-flavored soy sauce, right? - _ -

Aki: Can I have it without the Pickled Daikon Radish? = w =

Yuizou: *bows* I understand. I will go now. *goes to the kitchen*

*Aki's husband goes home*


Saito: LOL. I like this guy. XD [A/N: It's because the guy who acted as Aki's husband looks a lot like him. LOL. It's him. SAE. XD]

Aki: Darling, you'll need to wait long for the dinner. O w O

Aki's Husband: I don't need to eat. I suddenly have to go and meet someone. - _ -

Aki: Is that so? O w O

Aki's husband: Where's my cellphone? *sees it* Oh. O _ O

Aki: *gets the phone* It's here. ^ _ ^ *sees a message*

Screen: From Mayumi

'Come to the same hotel at 7 pm.'

------END------

Aki's husband: Don't go looking at people's phones! *tries to get the phone*


*Haruka gets Saito's phone*

Saito: Hmm? O _ O What's wrong, Haruka?

*Haruka looking at his inbox*

Haruka: *sees that most of his saved messages are Yuki's* = w =+ *pulls Saito using his necktie outside the cinema*

*Saito follows*

Saito: H-hey, Haruka... What's the matter? DX *gets dragged outside the theater*

Outside the Theater/Cinema...

Saito: What's the matter? > _ >

Haruka: *shows him the messages* Why does she have more messages than me? > w >+

Saito: Goodness, what's wrong with you? She just texts me more frequently. = _ = That all?

Haruka: *starts to cry* What's wrong...?! T ^ T WHAT'S WRONG!? DX You're lying to me for Yukirin-senpai! T A T

Saito: What are you talking about? = _ =

Haruka: I called you last night... You said you're doing your part-time job... BUT YOU'RE WITH YUKIRIN-SENPAI! T A T

Saito: W-what the? O _ O!!! How did you know? DX

Haruka: I... ; _ ; I followed you last night... And you were... Lovey-dovey with Yukirin-senpai! T A T

Saito: = _ =+ Geez, what's wrong with you-

*Haruka kisses Saito on his lips*

*Saito pushes Paruru away*

Haruka: What's wrong? Q w Q Don't you love me?

Saito: (I can't take it anymore... - _ - I'm sorry Saiki-niisan. I'm sorry Atsuki-niisan.) Haruka... I'm very sorry... - _ - *inhales then exhales* I don't. I tried to pretend but... I still can't feel anything. I'm sorry. I only look at you as a bestfriend... *bows* > _ >

Haruka: Rise. ; _ ;

Saito: *rises*

Haruka: *slaps Saito*

Saito: I'm very sorry... > _ > I'll... leave you now... *leaves Haruka*

Haruka: S-saito... Wait... T///T *hugs Saito from behind* Please say that you love me... T A T

Saito: ... > _ > Haruka... You're making a scene. Let me go. - _ -

Haruka: I don't care! T A T I won't let go! > w <

Saito: *kisses Haruka's forehead*

Haruka: S-saito...? Q w Q

Saito: I'm sorry... *faces down* - _ -

Haruka: T A T I just wanted you to love me... Why can't you...?

Saito: I don't know. It's my heart. And you can't do anything about it. > _ > *leaves*

Haruka: *walks like a zombie* I want you... I need you... I love you... Atama no naka... *breaks into tears* (Today's our Monthsary... And today we separate ways... Why...? T A T)

In Takamina's location...

Staff: Because the audience would want more excitement... You have to jump from 50 meters. Be careful, okay? ;)

Takamina: Sure! XD

*Takamina jumps from 50 meters then lands*

Takamina: O w O!!! What the...!? DX *holds her right leg*

Staff: W-wait! Let's send her to the hospital! *calls other staff*

In the Hospital...

Doctor Iriyama: *fixes glasses* This is quite grave... =o-o= Because the bone broke and it almost went out of her skin. She has to quit in her idol life.

Takamina: QUIT!? ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!? BEING AN IDOL IS MY DREAM! I CAN'T! DX *tries to stand*

Doctor Iriyama: =o-o= *fixes glasses* I'm not out of my mind. If I can do anything I could've done it right now. If I was really out of my mind... I WOULD'VE CUT YOUR LEG AND REPLACE IT WITH AN ARTIFICIAL ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A POTATO OR MAYBE A PINEAPPLE.

Takamina: NOOOOOOOOOOO! T A T

In Mayu's location... Near the C-Nemouse...

Mayu: = w = Something just doesn't feel right...

Jun: Hmm? O w O What's wrong, Mayuyu?

Mayu: I feel that Somebody who has the same nick as me is crying... > w >

Jun: That would be your imagination. ^ _ ^

Mayu: Yeah. And another thing is out of place... > w >

Jun: What is? O w O

Mayu: Mom. > w >+ *looks at Yuki*

Yuki: What? O w O

Mayu: Why the heck are you here? = w =

Yuki: I-I'm here cuz' I'm gonna watch a movie... > w > (I can't tell them that I'm stalking Paruru-chan in their date! DX)

Jun: Hmm... - w - Saito told me that He and Paruru are going to date here.

Mayu: REALLY!? DX DATE!? HERE!? SHE'S BEEN-!

*Yuki covers Mayu's mouth*

Jun and Yuki: SHH! *glares at her*

Mayu: *whispers* They're dating? O w O!!!

Yuki: No, they'll make out in the Cinema. > w >+

Mayu: REALLY!? DX

Yuki: *hits Mayu's head* NO! OF COURSE NOT! DX IT'S LIKE... YUCK! DX

Jun: Then Maybe Kashiwagi-san wants Saito to date her? >:3

Yuki: H-H-HEH!? DX Of course not! DX I'D RATHER DATE BENNY THE BULL THAN TO DATE HIM! D:<

*Saito comes out of the door*

Saito: = _ = You'd rather date that BULL than to date me? It's better then. *sigh* - _ - I'd rather date Liza the Iguana than to date you then. >:D

Yuki: I was just joking! DX

Saito: *sigh* - _ - After carrying you all the way to your house that's what you're gonna say to me? Aren't you an ungrateful lass today? > _ >

Yuki: I'm really sorry. > w <

Saito: Sheesh... Lass who's an Ass. > _ > I'm in bad mood. Bye. = _ = *leaves*

Mayu: O w O What happened? *looks inside the C-Nemouse* O w O!!! *sees Paruru crying*

Jun: Haruka-chan!? DX

Yuki: What happened? O w O

*Paruru goes out of the C-Nemouse*

Yuki: Paruru-chan... You alright? O w O

*Haruka slaps Yuki*

Yuki: O w O!!! *slaps Haruka back* Why the heck did you slap me!?

*Haruka slaps Yuki again*

*Two of them slapping each other*

*people looks at them*

Mayu: = w = Remember Jun... We don't know them. Let's just go away from them. > w > *slips away*

Jun: R-roger! DX *slips away with Mayu*

Saito: *inside Mcdo* ... = _ = *sees the Yuki and Haruka slapping each other* = _ =' *facepalm* Why the heck...? I guess I'll stop them. = _ = *goes out of the store then goes to them* Oh goodness... = _ = Could you two please stop? > _ > *blocks the two of them from slapping each other*

Yuki: But she's slapping me! DX And I don't even know why! T ^ T

Haruka: *kisses Saito in public*

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9]
Post by: CheesyBits on November 10, 2012, 05:11:41 PM
Yuki: H-H-HEH!? DX Of course not! DX I'D RATHER DATE BENNY THE BULL THAN TO DATE HIM! D:<

The Dora part was because of last night's convo isn't it? xDD
If I remember clearly, I'm benny the bull.. Could it be that.. xDD thank you kuchi~ xDD
Too bad.. Im more into Jun >:D OH MY JUJU~!
Wahahaha xD Too bad.. MAP >:D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9]
Post by: rhin12 on November 10, 2012, 05:30:33 PM
Yuki should date the map instead.  :cry:

And I LOL'ed at the Dora the explorer part!

Yuki i'm the map!!!!  XD

Kuchi is such a troll. You said this update is not funny!!!!

I hope you put the Bird and the flower on your next update! And Congrats! 2k views!!!!  :deco:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9]
Post by: matsuru on November 10, 2012, 05:51:06 PM
lol namba48 ← sai harem XD

Please added more namba girls XD

the dora part and slaps part so  :twothumbs
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9 - Nov. 11, 2012]
Post by: fael_c00l on November 11, 2012, 01:05:44 AM
Hahahaha,, this update is sooooo funny,, and dafuq with that slaping contest?? And last Saito got kiss by Paruru-chan,, what's Yuki reaction about that?? Waiting the next update....
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9 - Nov. 11, 2012]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 11, 2012, 02:24:32 PM
yosh!! i satisfied with this part XDb
What the heck?! XD you said that this part is not funny???? this is sooooo funny you know XD i re read again and again when i feel bored, and this fic can't stop me to laugh XD yuizo introduce XD saito the explorer XD slapping war XD high jump takamina XD and the last kiss part is make me curious so muchhhh ! yuki will be mad then xd please update soooon pleaseee :bow: :bow: thankyou :grin:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9 - Nov. 11, 2012]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 11, 2012, 02:24:40 PM
gahhhh sorry :bow: double post (-_-") please continueeeee
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 9 - Nov. 11, 2012]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 17, 2012, 04:20:14 AM
NOTICE FROM LE AUTHOR:

Dear Readers (that won't care about this anyway),

It pains me to see that I can't update like hell, cuz' school's there. SO NOW, I'm announcing a HIATUS which will last for a week or so
(May even last for a month DX). Yeah. Sorry. m(_ _)m
I need to manage only 1 fict right now. And since this fict has 9 chapters, I'm thinking of writing more for TGTGA.
(THOUGH IN REALITY, I HAVE MORE IDEAS FOR MIMMS THAN IN TGTGA SINCE MIMMS IS ONE OF MY ORIGINAL IDEAS. DX)
But don't worry. THE 10TH CHAPTER IS ON THE WAY. I'M WRITING IT BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME TO FINISH THE CHAPTER.
I THINK I MIGHT POST IT THE FOLLOWING WEEKS. SO YEAH. I'M SORRY AGAIN.

It's just that I'm busy in my College life and I wouldn't want to fail my Major just because of writing a story. DX

Never yours,

AMAKUCHI
The No Good Troll Writer
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 17, 2012, 05:11:45 AM
what the... HIATUS? :cry: :cry: 1 weeks it's okay, but 1 month?? T^T

but you doing your another fic huh? it's sooo urghhhhhhh >__> *ihearsomepeoplelaugh*

good luck for your school and college.. :bow:
i'll wait
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fael_c00l on November 17, 2012, 05:20:07 AM
Dahel??? HIATUS??!!  :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 17, 2012, 10:59:07 AM
Replies

@fuu_kun: I'm really sorry. m(_ _)m LOL. MAYBE IT WILL BE A MONTH BEFORE I POST THE NEXT CHAPTER. It's a maybe. XD
Well, the other fict is a request so I can't stop writing. ^ _ ^' I'm under orders.
Thanks. ^ _ ^

@fael_cool: LOL! IT'S MAJI! IT'S HIATUS! DX

@anzai48: LOL. IKR? But in this fict, they're of the same age. >:D So Kashiwagi should not really hold back. XD
Thanks for understanding me. T ^ T It's really hard for me to post an announcement for hiatus but I have to do it. > w >
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 19, 2012, 06:08:34 AM
:cry: :cry: take your time buddy *sobbing*

and at least tell me you get a good mark on your exam :p
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: Amakuchi on November 19, 2012, 11:14:06 AM
@javs: Thanks! XD It won't be long enough, I swear. XD (THAT'S A LIE. - Honmayan) JK. XD

@fuu_kun: Thank you! LOL. I will. Give me your acc name in fb and I'll even tag you. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 19, 2012, 11:57:08 AM
hohohoo your welcome buddy XD
do you have twitter account? pm me your facebook account broh xp
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fael_c00l on November 20, 2012, 11:27:22 AM
@javs: Thanks! XD It won't be long enough, I swear. XD (THAT'S A LIE. - Honmayan) JK. XD

@fuu_kun: Thank you! LOL. I will. Give me your acc name in fb and I'll even tag you. XD

give me ur facebook acc too Amakuchi-san  :roll:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fuu_kun on November 23, 2012, 04:28:10 PM
take your time broo~~ me and fael_c00l will will will waiting.. right fael san? x)

oh yeah, and i can't guess what song it was.. xd i didn't get it
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fael_c00l on November 23, 2012, 05:56:08 PM
Of course fuu-kun,, hiatus means more time to write and maybe amakuchi-san will have a super update (again),, i hope that!!
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fuu_kun on December 21, 2012, 07:17:29 PM
*bang!*  i forgot the nth time i read this~ :on gay:
have a nice trip in singapore hoy kuchi XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: fael_c00l on December 22, 2012, 01:07:33 PM
Have a nice trip  at Singapore,,  :twothumbs :twothumbs
don't forget to update this fic (http://www.bayernzone.com/images/smilies/meme/Smile2.png)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: Prataz on December 22, 2012, 01:59:21 PM
Have a good trip to Singapore! Do pm me if you need a guide =)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: korin48 on December 22, 2012, 05:45:13 PM
Oi Amakuchi! It's me Korin! You know me, right!?  :mon blowhorn:

I love your fanfic!!!  :mon XD:

Please update fast!!!!! :mon yeah:

 
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: CheesyBits on December 23, 2012, 06:08:59 AM
Kuchi~~~~! Please update soon!!  :bow:  :bow: :bow: JKJK (dun kill meh im innocent XD)

Enjoy your trip to SG kuchi!! :D
Dx when im gonna be back to sg, you'll leave da next day Dx sad :(
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [ANNOUNCEMENT OF HIATUS]
Post by: Amakuchi on December 24, 2012, 02:36:02 PM
[A/N: No introductions for this chapter. If you want somebody to introduce himself or herself then comment his or her name. I'll do it next chapter. ALSO! NO COMEDY THIS CHAPTER! > w > Sorry for the short update. I'm really troubled with my studies right now. DX]

Normal POV...
Outside C-Nemouse Cinemas...


So Yeah... In the last chapter, we were here to see that our Dear Paruru has kissed Poor Old Boorish Saito in front of the Reaction Queen, Kashiwagi Yuki.

Saito: O///O!!! *pushes Haruka away* W-what're you doing?! DX

Haruka: I love you, Saito! T A T

Saito: *looks at Yuki* Y-yuki-san this is not what you think! DX (Wait! Why am I saying this to her!? I don't understand! DX)

Yuki: N-no need to explain... After all, she's your girlfriend and I'm just a friend of yours, right...? ; _ ; *wipes tears* W-what's this!? DX I'll go to the Rest Room first! B-bye! Enjoy your date! T A T *runs away* MAH MAKEUP!!!! DX

Saito :Yuki-san! Wait! DX (What the heck am I doing?! Saito, what's happening to you?! DX It's not like I'm inlove with her or something- But wait... What if I'm actually inlove with her!? DX ARGH! I DON'T UNDERSTAND MYSELF! DX)

Haruka: Saito... Do you love me now? ; w ;

Saito: Do you think I will now that you just gave me a big mess to clean up, Haruka? > _ >

Haruka: Q w Q But I just-

Saito: Sheesh... Don't talk to me anymore. Go home now. As a friend of yours... I don't want you to see me become angry at you... > _ >

Haruka: I just wanted you to love me... Why can't you?! T A T *runs away*

Saito: Sorry but... My heart is mine and not yours to reckon with. > _ > I'm really sorry...

Yuizou: Saito no kuseni!!!  How dare he make Paruru cry!? D:< *hides behind an out of place cactus*

Saito: Manager Yuizou, go after her. She needs your company. *glares at where Yuizou is hiding* > _ >

Yuizou: Kiih... > w >+ *leaves*

Saito: *sigh* - _ - Since I'm here, gonna go to my part-time job. *goes to Kyoto-Kyoto*

[A/N: KYOTO-KYOTO is a parody of a restaurant called TOKYO-TOKYO. This store is owned secretly by Yokoyama Yuizou. XD]

In Yuki's location... Le Inside the Restroom...


Yuki: T A T Argh! My makeup is ruined! DX What should I do? And why the heck am I crying!? D:

Mayu: *appears out of nowhere* First, I dunno. I'll help you fix the makeup maybe? Second, it's been pretty obvious to me and Jun-kun that you like Saito and that's why you cried. = w =

Yuki: *shocked* GYAAAAAAAA! DX How the heck did you find me here!?

Mayu: More questions, eh? = w = Well... First, I'm a girl and so I do have an access to this Rest Room unless you think I'm a boy and I'll actually wander off to this so-called 'Lady's Heavely Temple' for the boys. > w > Second, I was gonna take a pee when I heard you crying like hell here. = w = Does that answer your questions? Sigh... Kids these days... - w -

Yuki: You're a kid too, Mayu. Cuz' you were born in the year after I was born. = w = Just saying.

Mayu: Sheesh... Contradicting me in my coolest moment. - w -

Yuki: It wasn't even cool to begin with. > w >

Mayu: Whatever Mommy. You're only months older than me. > w >

Yuki: Then why call me Mommy to begin with? = w =

Mayu: Cuz' Mommy is TALLER than me and I love Mommy! XD

Yuki: What the!? DX You swing that way!? O w O!!!

Mayu: Getting it wrong at its best. It's more fun with Kashiwagi Yuki. = w = [A/N: IT'S ACTUALLY A PARODY OF 'IT'S MORE FUN IN THE PHILIPPINES'. XD]

Yuki: So I'm good at getting things wrong now!? DX

Mayu: Yeah. About the 'I love you' part, I love you like how a daughter loves her mom. Got it? XD

Yuki: I see. XD

Mayu: So when's the confession? - w -

Yuki: HUWAAAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!? DX

Mayu: You love him, correct? - w -

Yuki: I dunno. > w >

Mayu: I can't understand you. = w =+ If you keep beating around the bush... Someone will get him again. > w > And you wouldn't want that, right? - w -

Yuki: W-wait! I don't get what you're saying! DX

Mayu: *sigh* - w - He and Paruru-

Yuki: Ok, ok! I know, I know what you're saying! DX (That they kissed a while ago and that they are dating, yes! I KNEW THAT! > w <)

[A/N: NO, YOU DON'T. XD]

Mayu: O...kay. = w = (I was going to say that they broke up but I think she knows it anyways... > w >)

Yuki: I'm not that idiotic, okay? DX

Mayu: I'm not saying anything like that, Mom. = w = And that means you're guilty. XD

Yuki: I-am-not! DX Anyways, I'll go now. *leaves*

Outside the Rest Room...

Yuki: Mayu sure is taking her time there... - w -

???: Yuki-san? O w O

Yuki: O w O!!! Ah! Ren-kun! ^ _ ^

Ren: Uhm... O w O What are you doing here?

Yuki: ^ _ ^' Uhm... Stuff happened and now I'm just tagging with Mayu and Matsui-kun.

Ren: O w O Oh, Mayu-san and... Matsui-san?

*Jun arrives*

Yuki: Oh, Matsui-kun. ^ _ ^ Waiting for Mayu too?

Jun: Yeah. ^ _ ^ Oh, who's this? O w O *looks at Ren*

Ren: *remembers what happened years ago* O w O!!!

Jun: O w O??? *head hurts* Gi-! > w

Flashback... 6 years ago...

Jun: O w O Mayu called and wants me to meet her up in the park? *looks at his phone*

A random yankee: Hey you! > _ >+

Jun: O w O Yes?

A Random Yankee: Help us out. Somebody's on a rampage. > _ >

Jun: O w O S-sure...

On le back alley...

Jun: O w O!!! (What the!?)

Ren: *bites nails* ... Nee... Okot...teru? >:D

Yankee 1: W-we're not scared of you! D:< *looks behind him* Yacchimae! *charges*

Ren: *beats them into a pulp* >:D Nee... Okotteru?

Le Random Yankee earlier: *pushes Jun* Go. > _ >

*Le Idiotic Jun charges*

*Ren grabs his shirt then gives him a headbutt*

Jun: Argh... > w < *tries punching Ren*

*Ren punches him hard on his abdomen*

Ren: Yowai na... >:D *punches Jun again and again, still grabbing his shirt*

Yankees: *runs away* M-MONSTER! DX

*Ren gives final blow punches Jun to the ground*

*Jun's head hits a rock*


End of Flashback...

Jun: T-teme... > w >+ *remembers what happened*

Ren: H-hai? O w O

Jun: So you were the cause of my amnesia...? > w >

Ren: G-gomen. > w >

Jun: Do you think an apology would take care of the memories you erased!? D:< *charges at Ren*

Ren: - w - I'll return them to you then. *punches Jun to the ground with all his energy*

Yuki: Stop! > w

*Jun's head hits the ground*

Ren: *stops* > w >

*Jun KO XD*

*insert boxing bell sound*

*Mayu goes out of the Rest Room*

Mayu: O w O!!! *sees Jun* What happened!?

Ren: Gomen. - w - I... Didn't want him to lose his memory... m(_ _)m

Mayu: So... What did you do now? > w >+

Ren: I... Punched him to the ground again since people say another nice round of whacking can bring the memory back... :(

Mayu: *facepalm* Mom... > w > Take him away... I'll call Izaya-nii for this. = w ='

Yuki: That's right! ^ _ ^' R-ren, let's go to Kyoto-kyoto first. I'll treat you.

Ren: N-no. >///< I'll treat Yuki-san. (Is she... Asking me to go on a date!? >///< Ren, rakkii!)

Yuki: T-thanks. ^ _ ^

In Kyoto-Kyoto...

*Yuki and Ren finds a table then settles there*

Yuki: *raises hand* ^ _ ^ Waiter!

Waiter (.....): *notices them* = _ = Hah...? *goes to them*

Yuki: *looks at the waiter* ... !!! O w O!!! NO WAI!? DX S-saito-kun, t-this is not... > w

Saito: Hmm? - _ - *looks so damn uninterested*

Yuki: U-uhm... ^ _ ^'

Saito: *puts his index finger in front of Yuki's lips to shush her up* No need to explain. Now, your order please? - _ - (I did say that but... Why do I feel kinda hurt inside?)

Yuki: (W-why... does he look so damn uninterested? > w > HMPH! I'LL SHOW HIM!) I... I'll order a couple's meal. ^ _ ^

Ren: O w O!!! (A... C-C-C-C-C-COUPLE'S MEAL!? DX W-why will Yuki-san order that!? O w O!!! C-could it be!? O///O)

Saito: *writing le orders* One couple's meal, coming up. - _ - Any additional orders?

Yuki: > w > No.

Saito: Well said. - _ - *leaves*

Yuki: > w > Why is he so effin emotionless?

Ren: It's probably because he's working right now. ^ _ ^' *concludes* W-wait... Yuki-san... Don't tell me you're...! O w O!!!

Yuki: O w O!!! > w < I'm not in love with him or something-

...

An awkward moment of silence...

...

The station is now Signing off...

...


Kidding. It's going back.

Ren: O w O ... *jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*

Yuki: (AUGH! IT MADE ME LOOK GUILTY NOW! DX)

Ren: Yuki-san, I was going to ask if you want my brother to be always happy. ^ _ ^'

Yuki: A- ah... ^ _ ^' (SHIMATTA! DX I REALLY LOOK GUILTY! DX DOUSHIYO~!? T ^ T W-waht should I effin do!? DX Must look everywhere! DX) *searches for something to save her from the weird atmosphere*

Saito: *arrives with the food* - _ - Here's the food. *serves le food on the table*

Yuki: T-thank you. ^ _ ^'

Saito: *walks away slowly*

Ren: Nee, Yuki-san... >///> (I think... I should say it now... Will she accept it or not? *nervous*)

Yuki: Yes, Ren-kun? O w O

Ren: *whispers to Yuki* I'm in love with you... >///< Could you please be my girlfriend? O w O

Yuki: E-e-eh!? O w O!!! *looks at Ren then at Saito* (If you're with Paruru... Then I'm gonna take on Ren's offer then. > w >)

Ren: Yuki-san? O w O

Yuki: Y-yes... ^ _ ^

Ren: H-hontou!? O w O!!!

Yuki: *nods* Un. ^ _ ^

Ren: T-thanks! ^ w ^

Saito: *hears them* ... *walks away* (W-why... Why do I feel so jealous...!? No, Saito, you're not and you can't be inlove with her! DX)

Ren: Wait, Saito-nii! ^ _ ^ *stands up then hold his brother's shoulder*

Saito: *faces Ren* - _ - Hmm? 
 
Ren: Saito-nii, aren't you going to congratulate me? O w O

Saito: A-ah... ^ _ ^' Congratulations, Ren. (Oh my gah, Yuki-san, you're so dead! DX I'll just pray that he doesn't activate Rock mode when two are together.)

Ren: So you approve of our relationship? O w O

Saito: O-of course I do! ^ _ ^' (Why the heck did I say a freaking YES? DX)

Ren: Thanks, Saito-nii! > w < *hugs him then sits back*

Yuki: ^ _ ^ (HUWAAAAAAAAATTTT!? DX HE JUST ACCEPTED IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING!?)

Mean while... In Paruru's place... In a public park near C-NEMOUSE...

Paruru: Why can't he love me...? T ^ T

*Yuizou arrives then wipes Haruka's tears using his handkerchief*
 
Paruru: *sees Yuizou* M-manager Yuizou!? I... I can do it by myself... > _ >*wipes away her tears using his handkerchief*

Yuizou: No need, Paruru-chan. ^ _ ^ I'll do it for you. *holds Paruru's hand then gets the handkerchief then wipes her tears*

Paruru: H-heh...? W-what do you mean? Q w Q

Yuizou: I... I saw what happened a while ago. > w > *scratches the back his head*

Paruru: I... see... ; _ ; Would you please allow me to be alone first?

Yuizou: No. *sigh* - w -

Paruru: Why? > w >

Yuizou: Saito told me that you need me right now. - w - So I'm not leaving.

Paruru: Then you're really allowing me to cry on your shoulder? > w >

Yuizou: I already allowed you, didn't I? ;)

Paruru: *cries on Yuizou's shoulder* Manager...! T ^ T

Yuizou: *pats her head* It's okay... ^ _ ^ (I... I can't... I can't keep my feelings to myself... I love her...)

Paruru: *still crying* Why... Why can't it be me...?! ; _ ;

Yuizou: Do you know why? :) *lifts Paruru's chin then wipes her tears*

Paruru: M-manager Yuizou... Q w Q

Yuizou: *kisses Paruru*

In Saito's location...
Minutes after his time to be a waiter...


Saito: *logged out of work* ... *sigh* > _ > (Why... Why do I feel like this?  ... Sigh... I guess I should get a bite or two from a random restaurant.)

In SKEatery...

[A/N: SKEatery is from GinkoX's 'Why do I get this unnatural feeling?' I'm totally a fan of my sister so... XD Also, SKEatery is the enemy of the restaurant where Saito works at.]

Saito: *sigh* = _ = *goes to the cashier*

Cashier: O w O Oh, it's you Saito.

Saito: Oh, hi there Yuu. - _ -

Yuu: Your order, Saito? O w O

Saito: *sigh* I'll get Kukai's omelet rice. And Yuu's special blend. - _ -

Yuu: Hey man, what's the problem? O w O

Saito: Oh nothing... = _ =

Yuu: Oi, don't tell me you're jealous that Ren got a chick. XD

Saito: I'M NOT JEALOUS! DX

Yuu: Sure? >:3

Saito: Just take my order! DX

Yuu: By the way, did you make sure that no one in AKBanquet followed you here? You'll get a lotta trouble if they knew you were here... DX

Saito: I don't care. = _ = Now gimme my food and I'll pay.

Outside SKEatery...

[A/N: AKBanquet's staff is mostly composed of Team 4 members and 9th generation members. And it's also another one of those restaurants where Saito works at.]

Nakamata Shiori (Manager of AKBanquet): So my hunch was true about Saito eating here... WHAT A TRAITOR. He shall never enter AKBanquet forever. > _ >+

In Paruru's location... Somewhere near her house...

Paruru: *confused* W-why... Why did he do that!? > . < N-no... I don't love him. I CAN'T! > w < *convinces herself* ... *delusioned* *searches for Saito*

Back to Saito's location...

Kuukai: Yo, Saito-aniki! ^ _ ^ (ARGH... I'm so hungry... But I have no money to pay for food... Kanon didn't even cook me lunch. DX *a sudden idea* Aha! ^ o ^ I know he's gonna understand! XD)

Saito: Yo. - _ -

Kuukai: *pretends to be so weakened* Because of the kid's education, I haven't eaten in days... DX

Saito: WTF!? DX You don't have kids!

Kuukai: Aww... DX So... One Omurice? O w O Okie Dokie! *cooks omurice in front of Saito*

5 minutes later...

Kuukai: Tada! ^ _ ^ *presents Omurice*

Saito: - _ - *joins hands together* Itada-

Kuukai: W-wait! O w O!!!

Saito: Hmm? O _ O

Kuukai: Me first. :3 YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM! DELICIOSO! *eats the Omurice* Thanks, Saito-aniki! :D *runs away*

Yuu: = _ =+ *grabs Kuukai's collar* Oi... Why the hell did you eat it? Cuz' your SO-CALLED girlfriends didn't cook you food? THE FOOD IS FOR FREAKING CUSTOMERS! AND YOU'RE NOT A CUSTOMER! > _ >+ Pay it. NOW.

Kuukai: ; w ; H-hai... *gives all his money*

Outside SKEatery...

Saito: *goes out of SKEatery* - _ - Sigh... Even my food... Taken. DX *sees Atsuki*

Atsuki: > _ >+ *makes a 'follow me' sign*

Saito: *gulp* *follows Atsuki into a dark alley*

At the back alley...

Atsuki: You made her cry... Didn't you...? > _ >+

Saito: I'm... I'm very sorry... > _ >'

Atsuki: That's a no sorry-ing matter... = _ =+

Saito: What should I do then? > _ >

Atsuki: Nothing... > _ >

Saito: W-what do you mean by no- *gets beaten by Atsuki*

Atsuki: No one makes Haruka cry... > _ >+ *still beating Saito*

30 minutes later...

Haruka: *sees Saito lying on street* S-saito! O w O!!!

*Saito, knocked out*

Haruka: S-somebody! Help us! D:

Shimazaki Residence...

Mina: *sigh* Good thing he only got bruises. = _ =

Haruka: T-thank God... > w <

Mina: Geez... Why save him when he broke up with you? = _ =

Haruka: It's because I love him, Mom... > w >

Mina: Oh really? = _ = I'd rather choose a person who loves me than somebody I love who doesn't even love me. Somebody who loved me a long way back. Somebody who loves me too much that he would sacrifice his own happiness just for me. - _ -

Haruka: *remembers what happened a while ago* S-stop...! I... I don't want to hear those words! > w

Flashback...
What happened to Yuizou and Paruru before switching locations...


Paruru: *pushes him away* O///O W-why!? Are you playing with me!?

Yuizou: I tried... I tried getting away from my feelings...! But I can't Paruru! ; _ ;

Paruru: W-what do you mean...? O///O!!!

Yuizou: *hold her in the shoulder* I started loving you a long way back... I love you so much... I love you too much that that I sacrificed my own happiness... Just for you! D:

Paruru: I... I don't love you! > . < GO AWAY! *pushes Yuizou away*

Yuizou: *hugs Haruka* No...! I won't let you go now! >

Paruru: *slaps Yuizou* D:< I... I hate you! *removes Yuizou's hands on her shoulders* Never go near me again! > . < *runs away*

Yuizou: ; . ; ... I knew it... She'll never love me... *falls down to his knees*


End of Flashback...

Mina: What the heck is happening to you!? = _ =+

Haruka: W-what do you mean...? > . > *hearts beats fast*

Mina: *sigh* Whatever Haruka. You should stop this madness now. = _ = *leaves room*

Haruka: *looks at Saito* ... *touches his face* Why... Can't you just love me... Like the way I do? *lies on top of Saito then falls asleep*

5:00 pm...

Saito: *wakes up* ... Kkihh... DX O-ouch... F-feels.. .So... Heavy... *sees Haruka* ... !!! OH FACT! >:O !!!

Haruka: *wakes up* G-good morning, S-saito... *looks at her position*

Saito: O _ O

Haruka: O _ O

Saito: O _ O

Haruka: O///O

Saito: O _ O

Haruka: *hides behind a blanket* >///< S-sorry!

Saito: N-no... I should be the one who's sorry. > _ > I'm sorry for rejecting your feelings, Haruka...

Haruka: N-no... It's alright. >///>

Saito: By the way, did he confess to you? > _ >

Haruka: H-he...? >///>

Saito: Yo-ko-ya-ma-san. - _ -

Haruka: H-him!? I... I don't k-know! I... I hate him! >///<

Saito: ORLY? > _ > Why? Cuz' CHEESE happened and now, you hate him like there's no tomorrow? = _ =

Haruka: O-Oh, shut up! J-just g-get your things! > w <

Saito: Geez... You're always like that when what I say matches that thing you're worrying about. - _ -

Haruka: S-shut up! > w <

Saito: *sigh* Stop being such a baby, Haruka. - _ - Don't ever deny what you're feeling. Anyways, I'll go now. Thanks for saving me. ;) *pats Haruka's head as he leaves*

Haruka: >///>*clutches Saito's hand* S-saito... Are you sure you don't-

Saito: *looks at Haruka* 100% sure. > _ > Neways, Haruka... Even if this happened, I still want you to be my friend. :) I'll be here for you. And I hope you're the same.

Haruka: B-but what about all those things? A-are you sure you don't feel anything for me? Q w Q

Saito: Come on Haruka... Even if we're childhood friends, I only look at you as my non-blood related sister. I'm sorry. - _ - *leaves*

Meanwhile in Watanabe General Hospital...
Takamina's Room...


*door opens*

Takamina: *watching TV* Like I said, I won't graduate. = _ =

Atsuki: What the heck are you talking about? = _ =

Takamina: S-shimazaki-san! O _ O!!!

Atsuki: Geez... = _ = I visited you cuz' Yuizou told me you've been injured.

Takamina: Then? = _ =

Atsuki: Geez, so this is the real Takamina-san eh? *sighs* = _ =

Takamina: Sorry. I feel so bad that my right leg's bone got fractured. :(

Atsuki: I see... - _ - By the way, want to have a tour in the hospital? I'll carry you in my back if you want. :)

Takamina: T-thank you but... I'm currently not in the mood... :(

Atsuki: *sigh* Takamina-san, don't be so sad about your broken leg. :)

Takamina: You don't understand. = _ = This leg is important on my job.

Atsuki: DX Well yes, it is important bu-

*somebody enters*

Takamina: M-manager!? O w O!!!

Takamina's Manager: Takamina... I'm sorry but... You really have to graduate. :(

Takamina: NO! I AM NOT GRADUATING! D:

Takamina's Manager: Uhm... Could you leave us alone, please? - _ -

Atsuki: *nods* *goes out*

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A handful of minutes later...

Takamina's Manager: *goes out* Go in now, kid. - _ - *leaves*

Atsuki: *goes in* O _ O

Takamina: T ^ T Why...? Why...!? I don't wanna graduate! *slams fists in her broken leg* OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH! DX

Atsuki: = _ =+ BAAAAAAAAAAAKA! HITTING YOUR BROKEN LEG MORE WILL REALLY MAKE IT HURT, YOU BAKA! *makes her lie down her bed* Now, just rest. ^ _ ^

Takamina: Why are you here? > _ >

Atsuki: *sigh* I'm visiting you. - _ -

Takamina: Oh come on. = _ = Hey, I just met you. And it's so crazy. So get out of the room. Don't come back again maybe? = _ =+

Atsuki: So after graduating in AKB, you'll become TAKAMINA Rae Jepsen? = _ =

Takamina: Stop the jokes. If you're just gonna make my day worse, then go out. > _ >

Atsuki: I won't, sorry. >:3

Takamina: And why? > _ >+

Atsuki: Cuz' I know you'll probably hurt yourself more if I leave now. - _ -

Takamina: OH PLEASE! I JUST MET YOU AND NOW YOU FEEL LIKE WE'RE CLOSE NOW!? > _ >+

Atsuki: - _ - Actually, somebody asked me to watch over you. So I'm gonna stay here. > _ >

Takamina: Who? = _ =

Atsuki: I won't tell. = _ =

Takamina: Come on. = _ = Who?

Atsuki: By the way... - _ -

Takamina: Hmm? > _ >

Atsuki: HI. XD

Takamina: ... *facepalm*

Atsuki: Hahaha. XD

Takamina: It's not funny. = _ =

Atsuki: *sigh* - _ - Neways, I won't leave you alone.

...

-An awkward Moment of silence-

Takamina: Hey... May I ask you something? > _ >

Atsuki: Hmm? - w -

Takamina: After my graduation in AKB... Would you still be like that whenever we meet? > _ >

Atsuki: Of course. :) Why not? O w O

Takamina: Cuz'... I've been feeling that if I graduate... Everybody will forget me. :(

Atsuki: Even if they forget you, I won't. :)

Takamina: *blush* >///> T-thanks. *covers herself with a blanket*

Atsuki: *smirks* It's because you're too small so I won't easily forget you. :D

Takamina: *facepalm* So... It's about height again...? DX

Atsuki: So... Are we friends or not? - _ -

Takamina: LOL. Sure, we are friends now. XD

Atsuki: Good to hear. :)

Meanwhile... In Yuki and Ren's location...
In a Dark Alley...


Ren: I'll make sure you'll be there on time, Yuki-san! > w > *carries her bridal style while running*

Yuki: O-oi! >///< We'll look suspicious in this, Ren-kun!

Ren: *brings her down* W-wait... > _ > *feels other people near them*

Thug 1: So... It's the jou-chan yesterday... >:D Now, he's with another guy, eh?

Yuki: R-ren-kun, let's take another way. ^ _ ^'

Ren: *Rock mode* >:D Long time... No see... Bastards...

Thug 2: W-wait... T-that's... DX

Thug 3, 4, 5 and 6: G-GEKIKARA! DX

*Ren beats all 6 thugs in merely 30 seconds*

Yuki: R-ren-kun... O w O...

Ren: *faces Yuki* Nee... Okotteru... O w O ... >:D Bukkorosu! *tries to punch Yuki*

*Black appears and catches Ren's fist*

Black: *sigh* = _ =' I knew something wrong would happen...

Yuki: E-eh...? O w O *looks at Black* W-wait...! Why do you look like me!? DX

Black: Long story. = _ = Go away now, Yuki!

Yuki: And why the heck do you call me by my first name!? DX

Black: Go the fvcking hell away from here now, Yuki! D:<

Yuki: > w <!!! O-okay! *prepares to run away when remembers something* W-wait! O w O!!!

Black: Hmm? O _ O

Yuki: *brings out something* :)

Black: W-what the heck is that!? DX

Yuki: *lends her phone to Black* May I have your number? O w O

Black: *facepalm* DX

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fael_c00l on December 24, 2012, 03:45:22 PM
Wow,, thanks for the update,, it's so wow when know Ren transform to Gekikara again,,
And dahel Yuki ask Black's number ?? :v
Nice update,, (And its more than one month to wait this update)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fuu_kun on December 24, 2012, 04:28:05 PM
nyahahaha XD takamina ray japsen XD i'll surely buy her album!!

oowwhhmygod yuizo so romantics :3 i feel in love with him already >//<

whay? yuki whay? why u more care about your make up than saito feeling? > _ >

so much i like saito personality~~ u,u


black! is she is she? or he? :?

thankyou :bow:
whenever u update, i'll aways waiting ^^
merryXmas kuchi :)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: korin48 on December 24, 2012, 05:15:50 PM
It's me Korin again  :mon sweat:
Takamina Rae Jepsen? Parody of Carly Rae Jepsen?   :mon huh:
Even if you said there is no comedy in this chapter but i found it funny! :mon lmao:
I will wait for your new chapter tomorrow!!  :mon XD:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: CheesyBits on December 24, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
Soo the last part is like.. Yukirin x Yukirin? xD jkjk I already know the reason behind it ;)
But hey, its ok to ship them right? XD

Merry Christmas Kuchi :D
Please update soon >:D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fuu_kun on February 04, 2013, 06:11:09 PM
I miss kuchi so badly Dx
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: Amakuchi on February 05, 2013, 08:34:41 AM
I miss kuchi so badly Dx
I will be back. :)
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fuu_kun on February 05, 2013, 08:55:58 AM
Yeay x"D *cry in joy*
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fael_c00l on February 05, 2013, 10:21:29 AM
Oii amakuchi-san,, where are you???  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fuu_kun on March 22, 2013, 02:51:12 PM
23 march! Emehrged xD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: mayuyuXlyukirinlover13 on March 23, 2013, 03:31:44 AM
Ok...Ok....I'm still facepalming like black thanks to Yukirin pulling out a Phone in the middle of a fight XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: CheesyBits on March 23, 2013, 12:36:35 PM
Update~~~ XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: fael_c00l on March 23, 2013, 03:02:20 PM
update soon, okay?  :) :)

i want to know what happen next  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 10 - 12/24/12]
Post by: Amakuchi on March 23, 2013, 04:12:52 PM
@CheesyBits: Sorry I'm late. I kinda forgot the whole MIMMS, y'see?

@fael_cool: OKIE DOKIE! ;)

[A/N: After my 3 month long Hiatus, AM BACK! KUCHI'S BACK! *singing Dream Girl by Shinee* And no one's waiting for MEH! >:D Anyways, it's kinda boring so it's not that good. DON'T READ IF YOU HATE COMEDY IN SCRIPT. Btw, sorry if my English has gone bad. I've been studying Kansaiben TOO MUCH that my English literacy had ranked down again. XD

Another thing... I have forgotten most of the facts in this fict so... しばらくお待って頂戴。

*Note: Kashiwagi Ayame is Hikawa Ayame. Graduated Member of NMB. She looks like a Fusion of Moeno and Yukirin.]


Black POV and Introduction...


...

[A/N: Please talk. It's your Introduction time. (  > _ >)]

...

[A/N: (  *= _ =)mlm You don't wanna talk about yourself? Your family? What about your 4 year old-]

*Black punches the Author*

Ok, I'm gonna talk. ( > . > )

Name's Black. Like my Younger twin sister, I'm 18-

[A/N: Use your EFFIN real name, MISTER. (  +> _ >)]

*sigh* Kashiwagi Yukinojo. 18. Male. Married to Kashiwagi Moeno. Father of Kashiwagi Ayame*. Works as a Sales Clerk or those people on the Cash Register-

[A/N: CASH REGISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPA-]

*Black punches Author again*

*clears throat* Ehem... I work as a Sales Clerk on a Not-so-popular Grocery Mart called KKS Supermarket. Which is owned by Suda Akari, a super approachable and kind person. But she keeps flirting with me that I feel creepy now. And I keep reminding her that I have a family to feed too. (  |l'- _ -)

So about Family... Yuki and I got separated when we were little. Why? Because Our family had this custom that when twins are born, if one of the twins are male, the Male will be thrown out of the family after his 4th birthday. Why again? It's because they believe that a Male in the twins will be a misfortune to the Family and that's why we got separated.

That's what they thought. After I was thrown out, I lived with dangerous people. I studied on a Yankee School with my friends from Rappappa. I also developed my running skills. And now, I can run faster than sound. (  - _ -)V

*looks at le Author* This enough? (  > _ >)

[A/N: *nods*]

Still Black's POV...


Yuki: *lends her phone to Me* May I have your number? O w O

Me: *facepalm* (Argh... You idiot! This is no time to ask my number! DX)

Yuki: ( > . < ) Faster! Type your number!

Ren: *tries punching Black but Black dodges*

Me: *takes Yuki's phone then kicks Ren in the stomach* II KAGEN NI SHITE KUREE!!! >:O

Yuki: ( O o O )!!! W-wait, Doppelganger, why is he like that?!

Me: Now, you call me Doppelganger...? *facepalm* (   *= _ =)||

Ren: Y-you two... Know... Each other... *laughs maniacally* >:D

Me: Haven't noticed yet, Ren? (  > _ >)

Ren: Don't tell me... (  > _ >) That...

Me: Yes... (  > _ >)

Ren: That you're... KASHIWAGI YUKI TOO!? D:

Me: *insert Maachun facepalm* Goodness... What the heck is wrong with your coconuts...? REN... CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M A FREAKING GUY!? *punches Ren in the stomach*

Ren: *coughs up blood* You've gone weak... Black... >:D

Me: (  - _ -) Sigh... And I thought you've matured after our disbandment, Ren... *looks at Yuki* Yuki, run away now. I'll take care of him. ( - _ - ) *throws Yuki's phone to her*

Yuki: Q . Q B-but, what about-

Me: No buts! I'll be fine! Run away NOW! *hits a wall, leaving a mark* >:O

Yuki: H-hai! ( > < ) *runs away*

End of Black's POV...

Mean while in Osaka, Japan...


*somebody knocks on the door*

Sai: ( O . O ) *looks at Milky* Warukii, open the door please? ( ^ _ ^ )a

Miyuki: Hai, Sai-kun! ( ^ _ ^ ) *opens the door*

Sai: ( O . o ) Yuizou! Why are you drunk!?

Yuizou: ( @ /// @ ) *drunk* N-nothing... *hiccup* Just got... *hiccup* Ugh... *faints*

Sai: ( O . O )!!! Ainyan, Airin, carry him to my room!

*Ainyan and Airin carried Yuizou to Sai's room*

Sai's Room...

Ainyan: *manly voice* Ttaku... Why is Yuizou drunk now? ( = _ =*)

Sai: ( > . < ) Shh! If Nana finds out that you're a guy, what will you tell her!?

Outside the room...

Nana: *hears a familiar manly voice inside the room* Hmm? ( O . O ) *opens the door*

Sai and Ainyan: ( O . O )!!!

Ainyan: *feminine voice* W-what's wrong, Nana? ( ^ _ ^')a

Nana: I think I heard somebody familiar here... ( - _ - ) W-well... I guess it's just me.

Ainyan: F-familiar voice? ( O . O )a Maybe it was just the TV. ( ^ _ ^') R-right, Sai? (< _ <  )

Sai: (  > _ >) Y-yeah, Ainyan.

Nana: O...kay. ( ^ _ ^ )a *leaves*

Sai: Haa... ( - _ -') Safe... ( > _ > ) I told you to keep using that voice, right Akihiko?

Ainyan: ( = _ = ) Yeah, yeah...

Sai: *sigh* When will you stop pretending and tell her that you love her? (   > _ > )

Ainyan: When she turns 20. ( - _ - )

Sai: She IS 20. (   > _ > )

Ainyan: LALALA! I'm not hearing anything! *covers ears* >:P

Sai: By the way, why 20? ( O . O )

Ainyan: *inhales* *then sings Junjou U-19* Juukuu made! Junjou wo! Mamorasete kure! XD

Sai: *hits Ainyan* Baaaaaaka! ( > _ > ) Go back to work. They might grow suspicious about the two of us... *shivers* YUCK. I'm not into BOYS. DX

Ainyan: I-I wouldn't want to be linked to you in anyway too, Sai! YOU SUCK! EWW~! D:

-A moment of Silence-

Sai and Ainyan: HAHAHAHAHAHA! XD

Ainyan: I'll go now, okay? ;) *leaves*

Sai: Ask Momoshir- I mean ask Momoka to bathe this guy here. ( ^ _ ^ )a

Yuki's Location: Kashiwagi Residence...

Yuki: *pant* *pant* F-finally... I'm home. ( > . < ) I wonder if my Doppelganger is alright...

*receives text from Mayu*

_______________________

From: Mayuyu

Mommy! Go to the Hospital!
I need you! ( > < )


------------END---------------
_______________________


W-what the!? I have to go there! ( > < ) *goes out then rides a Taxi*

Inside le Taxi...

Driver (Secretly Mario in Disguise): Are, are, are! Miss! Are you someone from the Entertainment industry? ( O . O )

Yuki: Yes. ( ^ _ ^ )

Mario: Just as I thought! XD People in my line can spot people like you easily! Just as expected, people like you are all so luxurious! >:3

*Mario kept talking to Yuki about Tsubuyaki Shiro and other stuff*

Yuki: Ano... ( ^ _ ^')a Could we just go straight to the Hospital? My friend needs me there, you see.

Mario: Ah, Gomen, Gomen. ( ^ w ^ )

-A Moment of Silence-

Mario: By the way, who's the person that you'll visit in the hospital? ( O . O )

Yuki: ( ^ _ ^ )a Ano... It's my friend, Matsui Jun-kun.

Mario: (J-jun!?) W-what happened to him? ( O . O )!!!

Yuki: He was punched by my Boy-... I mean friend. ( > _ < ) So please hurry now!

Mario: H-hai! ( > _ < ) *drives faster*

-Another Moment of Silence-

Yuki: Uhm... Driver-san, why are you driving right now? ( O . O )

Mario: Eto... It's actually a long story... ( ^ _ ^ )a (Haruna... Gomennasai... ( TT ^ TT) )

Flash back...

A week ago...

Watanabe Airlines...

Inside an Airplane going outside Japan...


Pilot: Please turn all electronic gadgets off. We are going to take off after a few minutes.

Haruna: Mario, turn off your iPhone! D:<

Mario: *listening to UZA* UZA~! UZA~! UZA~! Katte ni! XD

Stewardess: *pokes Mario* S-sir... ( - _ -')

Mario: f( O . o ) *removes left earphone* Hmm?

Stewardess: Please turn of all electronic gadgets. ( ^ _ ^ )

Mario: Haaaai! o( ^ w ^ )o (Nah, just gonna ignore them.) *presses the button on the top of le iPhone*

Stewardess: Thank you, Sir. ( ^ _ ^ )a

Mario: (Too easy to fool... Hahahaha! XD) ( - w - )b

Haruna: *hits Mario* Turn it off, now. ( > _ > )

Mario: H-hai! ( > . < )

After a few minutes...

Mario: I'm just gonna take a s**t, Haruna. o( `w' )o

Inside le toilet...

Mario: *turns on his iPhone* >:D *returns to his chair*

Back to their seats...

Haruna: Too fast. ( = _ = )

Mario: It was just a bluff. Hahaha~! XD

A few minutes after take off...

Mario: o( `w' )o Ue kara Mario~! Sadistic na yatsume~! Nyahahahaha~!

Pilot: Attention all passengers please fasten your seatbelts. There will be a slight turbulence.

Mario: *fastens his seatbelt* Wahahaha~! XD

Haruna: Keep quiet, Mario. (   > _ > ) *hits Mario*

-After le turbulence-

Mario: Woot! That was close. >:3

Pilot: All passengers, please turn all your electronic gadgets off.

Haruna: Did you turn your iPhone off? ( > _ > )

Mario: Y-yeah, Haruna! I turned it off! >:3

Haruna: Now who's the rascal who dares to keep his phone on inside the plane? ( > _ > )

Mario: Hahaha~! Not me. >:3

Meanwhile in Shinoda University...

Kayo-sensei: ( = _ = ) Geez, Mario forgot about the Teacher's salary again. *texts Mario*

------------------------------
To: Mario

'Oi, Mario! Give us our
monthly paycheck!'


-------------END-------------
______________________


*message sent*

Back to Le Airplane...

Haruna: By the way, did you give them their paychecks, Mario? (   > _ > )

Mario: Y-yeah, Haruna! XD

Haruna: ( > _ > ) Oh yea-

*Mario's phone rings*

Mario: (Yabai! DX) (|l'- _ - ) *checks his phone* ( O . O )!!! Ara, Kayo-sensei da-

*Haruna hits Mario*

Haruna: D:< MARIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*plane crashes*

Stewardess: Passengers, please fasten your seatbelts and please follow our evacuation plans! ( > . < )

2 days later...

Haruna: Repairs and Damage fee... 30,000,000,000 YEN!? DX

Mario: Gomennasai! m(_ _)m

Haruna: So how're you going to pay these? ( = _ =*)

Mario: d( - w - ) Gonna use my Parents'-

Haruna: *hits Mario* No, you're gonna pay it half. ( > _ > )

Mario: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? ( O o O'l|)!!!

Haruna: Find a job. ( > _ > )

Mario: YA DAA~! ( > . < )

Haruna: D:< *enraged* NOW!

Mario: H-hai! ( > . < )

End of Flashback...

Yuki: ( ^ _ ^') W-wow... F-fifteen b-billion yen...? Q-quite big...

Mario: Y-yeah... :'( *looks outside the Taxi* Ara, we're in the Hospital now! ( ^ w ^ )

Yuki: T-thanks, Driver-san. ( ^ _ ^ ) *pays a 10,000 bill*

Mario: *finds 1,000 yen bills*

Yuki: Oh, no, no, no, Driver-san. Keep the change. So I can help you with the 15,000,000,000 thing. ( ^ _ ^)

Mario: ( TT ^ TT) T-thanks! *stops by the entrance*

*Yuki goes outside*

Mario: Miss, tell Matsui Jun not to forget attending the Seminar for  the Scholars. ( ^ _ ^ )

Yuki: W-wait, you know Matsui-kun? ( O . O )!!!

Mario: I'm the Principal of his school. ( ^ w ^ )

Next day...

7:30 am...


Kashiwagi Yuki Residence...

Yuki: *wakes up* \( > A < )/ *remembers Black* Oh yeah! Gotta call my Doppelganger! ( O A O )!!! *calls Black*

Kashiwagi Yukinojo Residence...

Moeno: Darling, somebody's calling you! ( - w - )

Black: Who the heck calls this early...? ( = _ = ) *answers phone*

Ayame: Mama, why is Daddy to snobbish in the morning? ( O w O )

Moeno: Aya-chan, he's not the morning type of person. ( ^ _ ^ ) *pats her head*

Black: ( = _ = ) Moshi moshi...

Yuki: Doppelganger-san! ( ^ w ^ ) Did you have a safe trip back home?

Black: ( O . O )!!! Y-yuki!

Moeno: ( > _ > ) Darling... Who the heck is Yuki?

Black: Yuki is my twin sister. See that girl who looks like me in that Commercial? ( - w - ) *sips coffee*

Moeno: Y-yukirin!? ( O o O )!!!

Black: Yeah. ( = _ = )

Ayame: Whether Asleep or Awake... Yukirin World! ( ^ w ^ ) Ayame loves Yukirin!

Black: ( ^ _ ^') Aww... My cute daughter...

Yuki: S-so, you're my twin brother? ( O w O )!!!

Black: I don't know. ( - w - ) Ask that old geezer of yours.

Yuki: Aaaaaaaaaaaah! I don't know anymore! I'm going to work now! Talk to you later! Bye, Doppelganger-san! ( ^ _ ^ )

Black: ( = _ = ) I'm not your Doppelganger! DX

In the Handshake Event...

Yuki: Please come again. ( ^ _ ^ )

*Another fan enters as the Fan leaves the booth*

Yuki: *sees Ren* R-ren!? ( O . O )!!!

Ren: Yuki-san, sorry about Yesterday... (  TT ^ TT )

Yuki: I-it's okay... ( ^ _ ^') S-so... Did you remember something about what happened yesterday?

Ren: N-no... I don't remember anything. ( > . < )

Yuki: A-ah... I see... ( ^ _ ^ ) *shakes hands with Ren* Please come again. ( ^ _ ^ )

Ren: H-hai! ( ^ _ ^ )

*next fan enters*

Yuki: Hi there! ( ^ _ ^ )

Fan: Yukirin-san, what will be your job after graduating as an idol? ( O . O )???

Yuki: Probably an actress? ( ^ _ ^ )a

Fan: What if your popularity goes down and you need a professional job? ( O . O )???

Yuki: About that... ( > _ < ) I think I'll be a... A... Aha! o( ^ _ ^ )o I'll be Chef!

Fan: Wow! ( ^ _ ^ ) I'll come to your restaurant someday! *shakes hand with Yukirin then leaves*

Yuki: (Shimatta! I don't know how to cook! ( > _ < ) I know! I'm gonna study for college! ( ^ _ ^ ) ) I'll text Saito- W-wait... Why am I going to text him first!? Aaaaah! ( >///< )

Meanwhile in Shinoda University...

Saito: *listens to Kayo-sensei* ( - _ - )

Kayo-sensei: Ara? Where's Haruka by the way, Miyazawa? ( O . O )

Saito: She has a handshake event right now. ( - _ - )

Kayo-sensei: Expected from an idol. ( = _ = ) She'll be a blockhead in no time in that job. What about Jun? ( O . O )???

Saito: He... ( > _ > )

Kayo-sensei: H-he what? ( > _ > )

Saito: He's in the Hospital right now. He's comatosed . Again. ( - _ - )

Kayo-sensei: C-coma? :( I hope he wakes up soon.

Saito: Yeah... ( - _ - )

Meanwhile in Watanabe General Hospital...

Mayu: J-jun... Please wake up... ( TT ^ TT )

Shinra: Mayu, he's in deep coma. Thanks to your friend who loves Honmayan. ( > _ > )

Mayu: I understand... *cheers up* I have to wait for him again, right? ( ^ _ ^ )

Shinra: :( Y-yeah... B-by the way, you have work, right? ( ^ _ ^') G-go to work now, I'll contact you if something happens. ( ^ _ ^ )

Mayu: Thank you, Shinra-niichan. ( ^ _ ^ ) *leaves*

Shinra: Sigh... ( - _ - ) My goodness... How will I tell Mayu that Jun has less than 50% of a chance to wake up?

Meanwhile in the Handshake Event...

Yuuko: Ara? Where's Yuizou? I thought he's supportive of his Paruru-chan? ( O w O )???

Paruru: *remembers the whole thing again then blushes* Y-yuuko-senpai... H-he will not come. He won't. ( > _ > )

Yuuko: I won~der why~? ( - w - )

Paruru: I just... Feel that he's not coming anymore... :(

*Yuizou arrives with someone*

Paruru: M-manager Yui...zou... ( O///O )!!!

Yuuko: UWAAAAAAAA! ( ^ o ^ )!!! Isn't this the garbage that I beat to trash years ago!?

Yuizou: Watch your mouth Yuuko, Ripopo- I mean Riho's my girlfriend. ( > _ > )

Yuuko: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? ( O o O )!!! AY CARAMBA! PUNYATERA!

Yuizou: Stop saying Moon languages, I can't understand. ( = _ = ) And Shimazaki-san, I'll send your schedule through PM later.

Paruru: (*Yuizou's words keep running on her mind* shimazaki-san... Shimazaki-san... sHiMaZaKi-SaN? SHIMAZAKI-SAN!? DX) H-hai... ( > _ > )

Yuuko: ( O A O )!!! W-wait, wait, wait! STOP! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP! CHOTTO MATTE! TOMARE! PARA! ESPERA! TIGIL! SANDALI LANG! ATTENDEZ! Arrêter! W-what the heck!? W-wait! Did the two of you have a quarrel or something!? ( > . < )

Yuizou and Paruru: N-no, of course not. *avoid each other's eyes*

Yuuko: Goodness, giving up on Paruru already, Yuizou? That's not the Yuizou, I know! ( - w - ) When two persons love each other, they must go forward! ( - w - )clm

Yuizou: Yuuko, y'see, I'm Shimazaki-san's Manager. That's all. I have my private love life too. ( > _ > ) And besides, aren't you girls included on the Love Ban? ( = _ = ) Anyways, gotta go. I'll be dating Riho now. *leaves with Riho*

Riho: Good bye, Ooshima-san. Good bye, Shimazaki-san. ( - _ - ) *bows then leaves*

Yuuko: Paruru-chan, you look... Sad. Anything wrong? ( O . O )?

Paruru: N-no... ( > _ > ) I... I'm fine... (Somehow it hurts... Why am I feeling like this...? It's like... My heart wants to stop beating now... W-why...!? ( TT ^ TT ) D-does this mean... I've been unconciously inlove with him...? W-wait!!! N-no! This can't be!) Ooshima-senpai... I... I need to go to the washroom... S-see you! *runs away* (   ; _ ; )

Yuuko: ( O . O ) Uwaa~! So this is called a Lover's quarrel, right Black? ( > _ > ) *looks at a tree behind her*

Black: *goes out of hiding* too good at detecting as always, Yuuko. ( - _ - )

Yuuko: Know what happened? ( O . O )

Black: ... ( > _ > ) (Goodness, I feel bad about what Yuizou's doing right now.)

Yuuko: Black, looks like we got another visitor here. ( - w - )

Black: Who? ( - _ - )

Yuuko: Yuizou's half brother? ( > _ > ) *looks at a Sunflower stand from 100 meters away*

Sai: HIMAWARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! \( ^ o ^ )/ *whirls around with a Sunflower on his shoulder*

Miyuki: Sigh... Sai... ( - w - ) Stop that.

Sai: Himawari? ( O . o )

Milky: *gets Sunflower, breaks the stem into two, removes petals then throws it to trash*

Sai: HIMAWARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~~~! ( TT ^ TT ) *senses Yuuko* ( O . O )!!! *looks at their direction* HI YUUUUUUUUUUUKO! HARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEH! XD

Milky: Who's Harreh? ( = _ =')

Sai: Harry Styles. The ugly, curling pest in 1D. ( - w - )b

Milky: *hits Sai's stomach* ( > _ > ) He's handsome! STOP THAT!

Sai: *holds stomach* Kii... Kii... BLOOD LOSS... ( > _ < ) *collpases*

Nana: With you two around, we can easily do a manzai show here. ( = _ =') Right, Ainyan? ( > _ > )

Ainyan: Sigh... I know right? ( = _ = )

-End of Chapter-
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: ShipEveryone on March 23, 2013, 04:18:11 PM
Weee , Seems like all the fan fic here are too awesome for me . Thanks for the update! :D ~  :cathappy:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: CheesyBits on March 23, 2013, 04:26:41 PM
Love this! XD

Update more, kuchi! >:D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: GinkoX on March 23, 2013, 04:52:06 PM
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Yuuko: Goodness, giving up on Paruru already, Yuizou? That's not the Yuizou, I know! ( - w - ) When two persons love each other, they must go forward! ( - w - )clm

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When two persons love each other, they must go forward!

I Suddenly Remembered DARIUS KANG from BIG. HAHAHA. NICE-NICE.

LOL'D AT PUNYATERA!!
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: fael_c00l on March 23, 2013, 06:14:27 PM
Haha, nice update amakuchi-san,,
ah u add enembi48 menba,,
how 'bout eichkeiti48 menba? Can u add them?
Oh and i hope our protagonist appear on next update
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: fuu_kun on March 24, 2013, 12:27:12 PM
LOL! That Himawari scenes! XD I love it the most! XD hope sayanee will appear more often xD me like enembi fortieto nau! xD still waiting for saiyuki scenes~ wohoho... Sankyu kuchi :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: mayuyuXlyukirinlover13 on March 25, 2013, 02:59:22 PM
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Yuuko: HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? ( O o O )!!! AY CARAMBA! PUNYATERA!

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Yuuko: ( O A O )!!! W-wait, wait, wait! STOP! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP! CHOTTO MATTE! TOMARE! PARA! ESPERA! TIGIL! SANDALI LANG! ATTENDEZ! Arrêter! W-what the heck!? W-wait! Did the two of you have a quarrel or something!? ( > . < )


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I couldn't stop laughing  :rofl:  :hiakhiakhiak: :hiakhiakhiak: :hiakhiakhiak:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 11 - 03/23/12]
Post by: Amakuchi on March 25, 2013, 03:50:08 PM
Replies:

@Ship Everyone: ORLY? Thanks. XD

@CheesyBits: LOL. I'll do that if I have time. :)

@GinkoX: It's based from Darius Kang actually. XD

@fael_c00l: You do know that I LOVE NMB, right? HKT...? I'll do that on the next chapters. ^^

@fuu-neechan: LOL. I will. About the SaeYuki moments, I'll do more next chapter. :D

@mayuyuXlyukirinlover13: NAME SO LONG. May I call you Mayuki Lover instead? XD Laughing Out Loud. Thanks for the compliment. I really did that just to make things a lil' bit funny. I never knew that this statement will make you ROFL. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Replies - 03/25/12]
Post by: mayuyuXlyukirinlover13 on March 26, 2013, 02:45:43 AM
Kuchi Thanks for the majorly epically funny Update! (Do take note I'm a SaeYuki Shipper :lol: )
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Replies - 03/25/12]
Post by: chunmaa~ on March 27, 2013, 02:20:08 AM
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Paruru: (*Yuizou's words keep running on her mind* shimazaki-san... Shimazaki-san... sHiMaZaKi-SaN? SHIMAZAKI-SAN!? DX) H-hai... ( > _ > )
Lol'd at Shimazaki-san! XD

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Yuuko: ( O A O )!!! W-wait, wait, wait! STOP! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP! CHOTTO MATTE! TOMARE! PARA! ESPERA! TIGIL! SANDALI LANG! ATTENDEZ! Arrêter! W-what the heck!? W-wait! Did the two of you have a quarrel or something!? ( > . < )

hahaha!!!

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Inside an Airplane going outside Japan...

Pilot: Please turn all electronic gadgets off. We are going to take off after a few minutes.

Haruna: Mario, turn off your iPhone! D:<

Mario: *listening to UZA* UZA~! UZA~! UZA~! Katte ni!

Stewardess: *pokes Mario* S-sir... ( - _ -')

Mario: f( O . o ) *removes left earphone* Hmm?

Stewardess: Please turn of all electronic gadgets. ( ^ _ ^ )

Mario: Haaaai! o( ^ w ^ )o (Nah, just gonna ignore them.) *presses the button on the top of le iPhone*

Stewardess: Thank you, Sir. ( ^ _ ^ )a

Mario: (Too easy to fool... Hahahaha! ) ( - w - )b

Haruna: *hits Mario* Turn it off, now. ( > _ > )

Mario: H-hai! ( > . < )

After a few minutes...

Mario: I'm just gonna take a s**t, Haruna. o( `w' )o

Inside le toilet...

Mario: *turns on his iPhone*  *returns to his chair*

Back to their seats...

Haruna: Too fast. ( = _ = )

Mario: It was just a bluff. Hahaha~!

A few minutes after take off...

Mario: o( `w' )o Ue kara Mario~! Sadistic na yatsume~! Nyahahahaha~!

Pilot: Attention all passengers please fasten your seatbelts. There will be a slight turbulence.

Mario: *fastens his seatbelt* Wahahaha~!

Haruna: Keep quiet, Mario. (   > _ > ) *hits Mario*

-After le turbulence-

Mario: Woot! That was close. >:3

Pilot: All passengers, please turn all your electronic gadgets off.

Haruna: Did you turn your iPhone off? ( > _ > )

Mario: Y-yeah, Haruna! I turned it off! >:3

Haruna: Now who's the rascal who dares to keep his phone on inside the plane? ( > _ > )

Mario: Hahaha~! Not me. >:3

FAVORITE!!! XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Replies - 03/25/12]
Post by: Amakuchi on March 27, 2013, 04:20:16 AM
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Paruru: (*Yuizou's words keep running on her mind* shimazaki-san... Shimazaki-san... sHiMaZaKi-SaN? SHIMAZAKI-SAN!? DX) H-hai... ( > _ > )
Lol'd at Shimazaki-san! XD

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Yuuko: ( O A O )!!! W-wait, wait, wait! STOP! STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP! CHOTTO MATTE! TOMARE! PARA! ESPERA! TIGIL! SANDALI LANG! ATTENDEZ! Arrêter! W-what the heck!? W-wait! Did the two of you have a quarrel or something!? ( > . < )

hahaha!!!

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Inside an Airplane going outside Japan...

Pilot: Please turn all electronic gadgets off. We are going to take off after a few minutes.

Haruna: Mario, turn off your iPhone! D:<

Mario: *listening to UZA* UZA~! UZA~! UZA~! Katte ni!

Stewardess: *pokes Mario* S-sir... ( - _ -')

Mario: f( O . o ) *removes left earphone* Hmm?

Stewardess: Please turn of all electronic gadgets. ( ^ _ ^ )

Mario: Haaaai! o( ^ w ^ )o (Nah, just gonna ignore them.) *presses the button on the top of le iPhone*

Stewardess: Thank you, Sir. ( ^ _ ^ )a

Mario: (Too easy to fool... Hahahaha! ) ( - w - )b

Haruna: *hits Mario* Turn it off, now. ( > _ > )

Mario: H-hai! ( > . < )

After a few minutes...

Mario: I'm just gonna take a s**t, Haruna. o( `w' )o

Inside le toilet...

Mario: *turns on his iPhone*  *returns to his chair*

Back to their seats...

Haruna: Too fast. ( = _ = )

Mario: It was just a bluff. Hahaha~!

A few minutes after take off...

Mario: o( `w' )o Ue kara Mario~! Sadistic na yatsume~! Nyahahahaha~!

Pilot: Attention all passengers please fasten your seatbelts. There will be a slight turbulence.

Mario: *fastens his seatbelt* Wahahaha~!

Haruna: Keep quiet, Mario. (   > _ > ) *hits Mario*

-After le turbulence-

Mario: Woot! That was close. >:3

Pilot: All passengers, please turn all your electronic gadgets off.

Haruna: Did you turn your iPhone off? ( > _ > )

Mario: Y-yeah, Haruna! I turned it off! >:3

Haruna: Now who's the rascal who dares to keep his phone on inside the plane? ( > _ > )

Mario: Hahaha~! Not me. >:3

FAVORITE!!! XD

OH LOL. Thanks! XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Replies - 03/25/12]
Post by: DiVAGal2458 on July 07, 2013, 03:47:54 AM
I am currently Loving this Fic  :twothumbs
It makes me laugh soooo Much!  :lol:
When they talk to you/the author it makes me think of George of the jungle  O0
Yuki break up with Ren he tried to kill you!  :shocked
Sae tell Yuki you Love her!!!   :banghead:
Jun!!!!!  :cry:
I can't wait for the next part!  :panic:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Replies - 03/25/12]
Post by: Amakuchi on July 15, 2013, 06:01:32 AM
REPLIES:

@DiVAGal2458 : Thanks. Here's the next part! Enjoy!





[A/N: I'm getting depressed so I'm going to pass my depression to the main character... And as per requested by a commenter, HKT48 will be in this chapter. OH YEAH, THIS IS A BIRTHDAY SPECIAL! By the way, I tried my best to avoid putting comedy so expect a boring chapter. OTL]

Saito POV...
Flashback...8 Years ago...

*a vase breaks*


Mom: *goes to Saito and Ren* What happened here? ( = _ =* )

Me: I was chasing Ren and then he bumped on the table and the vase broke. ( ._. )

Ren: ( TT ^ TT ) Sorry Mom...

Mom: It's your fault for chasing Ren! Couldn't you understand that he is not normal!? D:< *looks at Ren* Yoshi, yoshi~ It's okay. ( ^ _ ^ )

Me: S-sorry Mom... ( ; _ ; )

Back then, they always favored him...
And left none of an affection for me...
Good thing Saiki-niisan understands me...

Saiki: Mom, don't be too hard on Saito-kun. He's just 10. I'll take responsibility on this. ( ^ _ ^ )

Mom: Sheesh... No need. ( = _ = ) Saito's really a black sheep.

Saiki: Mom, don't say that. Saito's still your son after all. :(

Mom: Whatever. I'm gonna cook. Make sure you clean this mess, Saiki. ( = _ =* ) *leaves*

Saiki: You okay, kid? ( ^ _ ^ )

Saito: Nii-san... Why is Mom like this when it comes to Ren? ( ; _ ; )

Saiki: You see, Ren is a pretty delicate person. And Mom doesn't want him to die. So he gets special attention. ( ^ _ ^' )

Saito: I see... :(

Saiki: Well, whatever. I'll treat you guys icecream, whaddaya say? ;)

Saito and Ren: Yay! \( ^ o ^ )/

End of Flashback

Me: ( = _ = ) Why am I remembering all that?

Saiki: Remembering what? ( O . o? )

Me: Nothing! ( - _ - )

Back then I never even got Mom's attention. She always sees me as a Black Sheep who only knew how to bother Ren...

[A/N: Say, do you know what happiness is? ( o . o )]

Happiness? What is that shit? Flowers, Rainbows and annoying kiddy music? ( = _ = )

[A/N: ... What the freaking hell are you thinking about? ( = _ = )]

I dunno.

[A/N: Ask your brother. I'm leaving. ( = _ =' )]

Me: Saiki-nii. ( = _ = )

Saiki: What is it? ( - _ - )

Me: What is happiness? ( = _ = )

Saiki: Contentment, Pleasure, Joy. Either of those three is happiness. ( ^ _ ^ )

Me: Contentment Grocery Store, Pleasure Resort and Joy Dishwashing Liquid? Yeah yeah. Sounds legit. ( = _ = )

Saiki: Not that! *hits my head* Contentment, Pleasure and Joy as words. Not as Brands or those establishments outside. DX

Me: Oh. ( > _ > ) (Then I can't really say I've felt happiness before.)

Saiki: Why are you asking that by the way? ( O _ o )

Me: Nothing. ( > _ > )

Saiki: Hmm... By the way, I just noticed that all you've been doing these days are only part-time jobs. Try chilling out sometimes. *massages my shoulders* :D

Me: *smiles slightly* Meh, don't need that. ( = _ = ) (Good thing he knows what I need.)

Saiki: Come on. We all need rest. You've done enough for the week. You also need to be happy with life sometimes. :)

Me: I don't need that happiness thing. I grew up without that and I wouldn't be needing that. ( = _ = )

Saiki: *hits Me* Then what do you call Sasshii-otousan's effort of making you join him in those handshake events? ( - _ - )

Me: It's... Nothing. ( > _ > )

Saiki: Chillax. By the way, I won't be here next week. :)

Me: Training in the mountains again? ( - _ - ) *wears shoes near ze front door*

Saiki: Yeah. :D By the way, where are you going? ( o _ O? )

Me: I am going to relieve stress. ( - _ - )

Saiki: Oh by the way, One of Sasshii-otousan's old students will visit us later. By then, I expect you to be home at that time. Understood? :)

Me: Yeah, yeah. ( - _ - ) *opens door then leaves*

On a Random Park...
Normal POV...

Saito: Sigh... This jealousy I'm feeling now is nothing but an illusion. Moreover, why do I feel JELLY whenever I see those two together...? ( - _ -* )

???: JELLY? Mister, do you have a problem? Do you want me to buy Jellyace for you? ( o . o )

Saito: Ah, no. I'm just thinking about my brother and his girlfriend. ( ^ _ ^' ) (Can't she understand Internet slang? OTL) *looks at the girl carefully* (Why does this girl look kinda familiar? ( - _ -' ) )

???: Oh! I see. Then may you tell me more about it? ( ^ _ ^ )

Saito: Eh? It's kinda embarassing so let's forget about it. What's your name by the way? I'm Miyazawa Saito. :) *still looking carefully at Sakura*

Sakura: My name's Sakura. Nice to meet you. ( ^ _ ^ ) *looks at Saito* Sir, is there something on my face? ( o _ o )

Saito: O-oh... No. You just look like someone I know. ( ^ _ ^' )

Sakura's Butler: Kashiwagi ojou-sama, we need to go home early to finish your Homeworks! ( ^ o ^ )/

Sakura: Haruppi, I'm coming! ( ^ _ ^ ) Saito-san, I had a nice chat with you. I'll take my leave now. :)

Saito: (K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-KASHIWAGI!? This girl is... A RELATIVE OF THAT GIRL!? DX) U-un. Take care, Sakura-chan. ( ^ _ ^' )

Sakura: Saito-san, you're sweating a bit. I'll wipe it for you. ( ^ _ ^ ) *wipes sweat on Saito's face* There. Bye. :) *goes to ze limousine*

Inside ze limousine...

Haruppi: Saa-chan, who was that? ( o . O? )

Sakura: Hmm... Miyazawa Saito-san. The first friend I made outside the household. ( ^ _ ^ ) (He may be my first love right now... ( /// ) )

Aanya~: He~h? Why do I feel like he's more than that? :3

Sakura: Aanya~, it's cute but... It's kinda annoying. ( - . - )

Aanya~: Ttaku... What's wrong with me exposing your inner thoughts? XD

Sakura: Aanya~, I know you can read minds but... Please stop reading mine. You're getting annoying the more you read it. ( - . - )

Aanya~: He~h? You're boring. :3

Sakura: At least, I'm not being treated as a monkey. ( - . - )

Aanya~: Oi! That's below the belt, Sakura-tan! XD

Sakura: Truth hurts. So deal with it. ( - . - )

Aanya~: Doi~hi~! Anyways, how's it talking to your sister's love interest? :3

Sakura: Please don't spoil the readers, Aanya~. ( - _ - )

Haruppi: O-oi, Saa-chan! DX

Sakura: I know, Haruppi. And how did you know that my sister loves him? ( - . - )

[A/N: A warning to HKT48 girls, please don't break the fourth wall... m(_ _)m]

Sakura and Aanya~: Hai.

Aanya~: I met your sister days ago, right? That man was on your sister's mind. :3

Sakura: Sigh... Enough of this talk. ( - . - )

Aanya~: Wait. The Author told us not to break the fourth wall, right? >:3

Sakura: Yeah, that's right- M-masaka...? ( O . O! ) A-Aanya~... Don't tell me... *gulp*

Aanya~: Sou da...! ( - _ - ) CHORI, ONEGAISHIMA-

*Author hits Aanya~*

Aanya~: Itta~i! DX

[A/N: A few more and I'll really forbid you from-]

Chori: HAI! *uses Bat to break the fourth wall*

[A/N: *facepalm*]

Back to ze park...

Saito: Sigh... ( - _ - )

*phone rings*

Saito: *reads message*

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From: 柏木由紀 (Kashiwagi Yuki)
]サイト君、助けて!お願い!
レン君は...
(Saito-kun, help me! Please!
Ren-kun will...)
-------------END-------------
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Saito: Yuki! D:< *runs*

Shimazaki Residence...

Atsuki: Matta ka...!? What the heck is happening to my sister? ( - _ -* ) Is it Saito again?

Minarun: No, I don't think so. *sips tea* ( - . - )

Atsuki: Then who? D:

Minarun: Manager-san maybe? ( - . - )

*Paruru goes to the kitchen, gets knife then goes back to her room*

Atsuki: M-mom... She went to get the knife... M-masaka...! DX

Minarun: I don't think she'll do it. She's too cowardly to do so. ( - . - )

Atsuki: I'll check. *goes upstairs then puts ears near Paruru's door*

In Paruru's room...

Paruru: I had broken my heart twice... It hurts so much that I'd want to suicide. Should I hang myself...? ( ; _ ; )

Atsuki (Outside): !!! ( O . O'l| )

Paruru: Nah, I can't breathe that way. What about jumping off the building? ( ; _ ; )

Atsuki (Outside): *mutters* N-no... DX

Paruru: No thank you, my head will get smashed. Hmm... Poison? ( |l'l| )

Atsuki (Outside): OTL

Paruru: I don't want to die with my body colored violet. Sigh... Ah... I think I should cut my wrists...
.
.
Uhm... Isn't that painful? Sigh... Forget it. I don't want to suicide now. It's painful. ( > . < )

Outside Paruru's room...

Atsuki: You're right, Mom! :D

Minarun: I raised her for 18 years so I really know her by now. :)

Atsuki: What should we do to cure her depression? ( . _ .? )

Minarun: Call Manager-san and tell him to go here. Let's make Haruka confess, shall we? ( - . - )

Atsuki: M-maji...suka? ( . _ . )

Minarun: As you used to say on your High School days, "Maji dayo." ( - _ - )

On a Dark Alley...

Yuki: R-ren-kun... P-please don't kill me... ( > . < )

Ren: Maji de... Okotteru yo... >:D

Yuki: ( ; ^ ; ) (S-someone... Please...)

Ren: *tries to punch Yuki*

*somebody blocks and gets hit by Ren's punch instead*

Yuki: S-saito-kun!? ( O . O!! )

Saito: Yuki-san, escape now! D:< *got hit in the stomach by Ren's punch*

Yuki: No! I'll escape with you! ( > . < )

Saito: N-no... I'll hold him-

Black: *pulls Saito away* Che, what a wimp. ( - _ - ) I guess I have no choice but to help you.

Yuki: Doppelganger-chan! How did you know that we were here!? ( O . O!! )

Black: 'Doppelganger-chan' iu naa! D:< Escape now. I'll hold him back for you two. ( - _ -* )

Yuki: T-thanks. ( > . < ) *helps Saito walk away then calls a taxi*

Kashiwagi Residence...

Yuki: Saito-kun, are you alright? ( > . < )

Saito: *coughing up blood* Obviously no... Argh... So that's the strength of Gekikara, huh? ( - _ -'l )

Yuki: Gekikara? ( O . O? )

Saito: That's Ren's nickname when he was in a notorious yankee group. ( - _ -'l )

Yuki: I see. I’m gonna get my first aid kit so please remove your top… ( >///> )

Saito: (Why the blush? ( O . O ) ) O-ok… *removes top*

Yuki: *goes back then gets the bandages from the first aid kit* By the way, my cousin's gonna visit later so just act normal when she arrives, okay? ;) *bandages top* (Kyaa! Why am I feeling like this!? Stop it Yuki! You’re an idol! Furthermore, you have a scary boyfriend! DX)

Saito: Yeah, I’ll do that. ( - _ - ) Hmm… *looks everywhere* Hmm? *sees something familiar* (Isn’t this the application for Shinoda University…? Masaka… :O )

Back to ze Alley...
Minutes later...

Black: I knew it. You can’t defeat me, Ren. *switches Ren’s necklace* Sigh. Miyazawa Family... What a bunch of troublemakers. ( - _ -* ) *leaves*

Back to Shimazaki Residence…

*Yuizou arrives*

Yuizou: What happened to Shimazaki-san? ( - . - )

Atsuki: ( > _ > ) Ji…

Minarun: Go and see for yourself. ( - . - )

Yuizou: Ok. ( - . - ) *goes upstairs then knocks on Paruru’s door* Shimazaki-san!

Paruru: Manager Y-yokoyama…!? W-what are you doing here?

Yuizou: What is happening to you!? I have many things to do in the office, y’know? ( - _ -* )

Paruru: (You don’t understand what I’m feeling…) IF YOU JUST COME HERE AND SAY THOSE WORDS THEN YOU BETTER LEAVE! YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M FEELING, IDIOT!

Minarun: ( - _ - ) I knew it. The Paruru we’ve been talking to days ago isn’t the real Paruru. Sigh… R.I.P. My Good little daughter. And Atsuki, why the hell are you acting like that?

Atsuki: I’m only here for some Screen time. Is that bad? ( - _ - )

Minarun: Knew it. Go to the hospital now. That midget might look for you. ( - _ - )

Atsuki: ( - _ - ) Sigh… She’s a tsundere. Bye. *leaves*

Yuizou: YES! I really can’t understand you. IF YOU HAVE COMPLAINS THEN SAY IT NOW! D:<

Paruru: I-! I…

Yuizou: What about you? ( - _ -* )

Paruru: I don’t want to attend anything tomorrow…

Minarun: *spits coffee* (W-what the!?)

Yuizou: That’s it? I’m leaving. I’ll just tell them you have fever or something. ( - _ - ) *leaves*

Minarun: *opens Paruru’s door* ( - _ - ) Mattaku… It was your chance to confess, you know?

Paruru: I don’t even know why this is happening to me… ( ; w ; )

Back to Kashiwagi Residence…

Saito: Yuki-san. M-may I ask a question? *gulps* ( ._. )

Yuki: Yes, Saito-kun? ( o . o )

Saito: Are you planning to study in college? ( ._. )

Yuki: Hmm… Many people are asking me about it so I think I might reconsider the idea of studying in college. Why ask? ( o . o )

Saito: N-nothing.

*doorbell rings*

Yuki: *presses door camera button* ( O . O! ) S-sakura-chan! I thought you’re going to visit later! *faces Saito* Oi! Wear something! My cousin might take it as a wrong idea!

Sakura-tan: Well, the person that I'm gonna visit told me that his brother hasn't come back yet so he told me to drop some other time.

Saito: Ok! Ok! *wears shirt again* Btw, Yuki-san, where’s the toilet…? I’m gonna call work.

Yuki: It’s there. ( o . o ) *points to ze toilet*

Saito: O-ok… *tries to stand up*

Yuki: W-wait. Let me help-

*Saito loses balance then accidentally kisses Yuki*

Saito and Yuki: ( O x O! )

Yuki: (Kyaa! I don’t know what I should feel anymore! B-but wait! T-this is wrong! DX)

Sakura-tan: Yuki-neesan, I’m going to enter now, ok? *enters gate then walks to the door* Ojamashimasu. *opens door*

Yuki: ( O x O! )

-END OF CHAPTER
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: CheesyBits on July 15, 2013, 08:51:18 AM
Hahaha Kuchi XDD

Update ka pa! Miss ko na tong fic na to ehh~ .. tsaka ikaw XD  :heart:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: Amakuchi on July 15, 2013, 09:01:20 AM
Hahaha Kuchi XDD

Update ka pa! Miss ko na tong fic na to ehh~ .. tsaka ikaw XD :heart:


Sure. Inupdate ko lang to dahil mukhang miss na rin to ni Birthday girl (Si Gabby).  :wahaha:


I'll update it when my brain cooperates. :3
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: fael_c00l on July 15, 2013, 08:06:27 PM
Yes, yes,, hakata girls!! Nice update btw, waiting for the next
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: fuu_kun on July 16, 2013, 09:38:38 AM
Me cant comment anything due to my overload happiness XD :lol: ugh, my loli princess sakuratan :heart: change it into saesakura alreadeeh XD nyahahaha *got hit*

I hope sakurattan didnt see that acidental kissu >w< neh, saito.. Gave up already on yuki.. You had sakurattan >:D
*how dare I break up my otp Dx

Thanks so much for this chapter.. Me enjoying this sooo much! Please do continue~ me always waiting for your update :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: K-popJ-popAWESOMENESS on July 17, 2013, 03:19:30 PM
Will I ever know why I love reading your crap-but-funny-fics?

Sakuratan xDD SakuDaBaws? Chori breaking the wall...like wtf did I even read?

*fades ninja-style*
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: Amakuchi on July 18, 2013, 12:43:44 AM
Will I ever know why I love reading your crap-but-funny-fics?

Sakuratan xDD SakuDaBaws? Chori breaking the wall...like wtf did I even read?

*fades ninja-style*

It's crap? I thought it was some useless shit in this forum. XD
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: fuu_kun on December 02, 2013, 05:47:35 AM
KUCHIIII ! I need an updatee a.s.a.p ! x) :bow:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: mayuyuXlyukirinlover13 on January 11, 2014, 03:12:03 PM
Amakuchi, my son... :on shady: 


update this for I will update your SayaMiruki fic!!  :gyaaah:
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: AshuraX on January 11, 2014, 09:37:24 PM
I'll update it when my brain cooperates. :3

Half a year later...

Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: Kirozoro on January 11, 2014, 11:12:15 PM
Oh no Sakura saw them kiss by accident

Haruka just confess already

Please update soon
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: mayuyuXlyukirinlover13 on January 12, 2014, 05:36:39 AM
Ok! So, the author of this fic [ Amakuchi ] has informed me that, he can't use his account since he abandoned it. He said that he's using his tumblr. So, for the people who are waiting for updates from him, it's on tumblr. :D
Title: Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
Post by: fael_c00l on January 12, 2014, 03:14:56 PM
and what is her tumblr?  :) :)