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Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [Chapter 12 - 7/15/13]
« on: October 17, 2012, 06:30:23 PM »
Ms. Idol Meets Mr. Simple
Chapter Index
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12

[A/N: Hmm... Since I don't do prologues... HAHAHAHAHA. If they're kinda OOC, forgive me. xDD So now, I'm going to introduce the male main character. His name is Miyazawa Saito (Sae, hahahaha.) 18 years old. A working college student. And this will be the story of his life... (OR MAYBE NOT ONLY HIS) with other additions, of course. Now, let's begin-]

 

Saito: Hey! Don't steal my thunder! I'm gonna be the one to do the introductions! D:<

 

Author: = _ =' Sorry but... I created your character and everything you're saying. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: But still- Never mind. Do your job carefully, alright? ^ _ ^

 

Author: I should be the one saying that. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: You really like saying 'Just sayin', don't you? = _ =

 

Author: Good thing you noticed it, dear friend. I totally love saying the phrase. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: Could you stop saying 'Just sayin'? Cuz' It's kinda annoying. = _ =+

 

Author: If you're annoyed, then might as well tell you that I'm more annoyed. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: Stop saying 'Just sayin'! D:<

 

Author: You just said, 'Just sayin'. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Never mind. Let's begin the story. = _ =++

 

Author: I said that a while ago. Just sayin'.

 

Saito: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DD:< *bumps into a limo*

 

Saito POV

Last Night... (9:30 pm)


 

Argh, seriously, argh!!! I GOT FIRED ON MY 2ND PART-TIME JOB THANKS TO THAT BIG LIMOUSINE BLOCKING MY WAY! NOT ONLY DID I NOT DELIVER THE RAMEN, I SPILLED IT IN THE ROAD TOO, BIGTIME! IF I SEE THAT LIMOUSINE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO KILL THE OWNER!-

 

YEAH RIGHT~ - _ -

 

Yeah, I can think about these things but not do it in real life. Sigh... Never mind. Might as well log in to my account in Faceter. [A/N: Yeah, I know it failed.]

 

The moment I logged in, a chat pane opened. wAgIyUkKi? I do not even know who this person is. Maybe she or he is bored. Well, I think I should kill time too. Might as well chat with him or her.

 

wAgIyUkKi: Hello there. ;) )

 

beroyo: Hi. You bored?

 

wAgIyUkKi: Not really. I'm just gonna kill time since my cue's not there yet. ^ o ^

 

beroyo: Oh... You must be someone from the TV industry, right?

 

wAgIyUkKi: Yeah, you could say that.

 

beroyo: Oh, what show?

 

wAgIyUkKi: It's

.

.

.

-

Screen: Click Options. Click Log Out. Click Yes.

 

Window: You are now logged out from your Account in Faceter. We expect you to be back soon.

 

Enough from that time killing activity. Just logged out. I'm busy. Got a quiz tomorrow. Just remembered. I'll just say tomorrow that my net's bad tonight. Hahaha.

 

End of Saito's POV

 

wAgIyUkKi's POV

In wAgIyUkKi's Location...


 

Screen: 'beroyo' is now offline, but you can still send him a message.

 

Yuki: What the!? How dare he log out while chatting with me, Kashiwagi Yuki!? *hand on mouth* I shall make him pay tomorrow...

 

Mayu: But what if his net connection is bad today, Mommy? O w O

 

Yuki: If you said so... BUT STILL! HE COULD HAVE TOLD MEH! *stands up*

 

*all people in the backstage looked at her*

 

Yuki: S-sorry, it was nothing. Hehehe... ^ _ ^ '

 

Mayu: In what way could he have told you, Mommy? You're not even text mates to begin with. Neither do you know his name nor does he know yours. = _ ='

 

Yuki: Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Mayu. > _ >

 

Mayu: You're welcome~mayuyu! <3 ;) )

 

Random Member: Kashiwagi-san, it's your cue now!

 

Yuki: Yes, thank you! *runs to the stage* ^ _ ^

 

In the Stage...

 

Yuki: Whether asleep or awake, Yukirin world! I’ll put you in a daze! ^ _ ^

 

Audience: YUKIRIN!!!! *high tension*

 

End of Yukirin POV

 
In Saito's location...

30 minutes later...

 

Saito: Drop the studying plan, I'm sleepy. *goes to bed* ~ _ ~

 

Next day, 4:30 am...

 

Just woke up. *looks at the clock* MY WAFFLES! IT'S 4:30! MY 3RD PART-TIME JOB! DD:<

 
Normal POV

After 15 minutes of running, walking, dashing and excessively over-reacting about being late...

In front of the store...


 

Saito: S-sir, sorry I'm late... *pant* *pant* *pant*

 

Store owner: Late again, huh? I'll be deducting 100 yen every time you're late now. >:|

 

Saito: Can we talk about it, sir?

 

Store owner: No.

 

Saito: > _ >*

 

Store owner: *shivers* M-maybe... we can... J-just... Deliver these newspapers first...

 

Saito: Thank you, sir! *rushes to deliver the newspaper*

 

Somewhere in the city...

 

Saito: Hmm... Kashiwagi... *shoots the newspaper to the door's smaller door*

 

Kashiwagi Residence...

 

Yuki: *wondering* Hmm...? Newspaper's not here yet? My newspaper should be here by now... *opens the door's smaller door* *newspaper hits her face* WHAT THE?! *shocked* WHO THE HECK DELIVERED MY NEWSPAPER?! D:<

 

Saito: *hears somebody calling him* Tch, If I become late again, I swear I'm gonna sue whoever this person is. *goes in front of Kashiwagi's gate* Yes, ma'am? ^ _ ^

 

Yuki: How dare you hit me with that newspaper in the face? = _ =+

 

Saito: Hmm? *wondering* ... *idea bubble* Ahh... I was planning to hit the smaller door. Not your face ma'am. ^ _ ^

 

Yuki: You could have just thrown it in front of my door! D:<

 

Saito: I'm in a hurry ma'am. Let's talk about it later- *sees the big limousine that blocked him yesterday* HAH!!? YOU OWN THAT LIMOUSINE?! D:<

 

Yuki: Why yes, I own it. Do you envy me? *arms crossed*

 

Saito: HECK NO! BECAUSE OF YOUR OH-SO-BIG LIMO, I WAS REMOVED FROM MY JOB!! D:<

 

Yuki: HAH?! What the heck are you talking about?! > :O

 

Saito: Sheesh! Never mind it then! If I hit you in the face with the newspaper, then we're even. Your limo removed me from my job, I do your face a job. I'll take my leave then. *goes away*

 

Yuki: HEY! GET BACK HERE! WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!! D:<

 

Saito: Good day~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! xDD *pedals away*

 

Yuki: What the!? How disrespectful of him. Hmph! Whatever. I should prepare for my schedule now. I'll just call the store manager to ask him about this. >:D

 

Mayu: *just woke up* Morning, Mommy... *rubs eyes* What happened? I heard you shouting minutes ago... - _ -

 

Yuki: It's nothing, Mayu. Just a bug who shoot our daily newspaper to my face. D:<

 

Mayu: Did it felt good? *wondering*

 

Yuki: = _ =' Do you think it did?

 

Mayu: No. *chuckles* ^ o ^

 

Yuki: *hits Mayu with the newspaper* Then don't ask. > _ >

 

Mayu: > . < Owwie... Sorry, Mommy... *pokes the lump on her head caused by the hit* N-Neways, let's eat breakfast. :)) *phone rings* WOO!! Oshiriko! *answers call* Hello, Oshiriko-chan! (Oshiriko is Oshima Yuuko)

 

Yuuko: Hey, Oshiriri! Are you with Yukirin? ^ o ^

 

Mayu: Yesh! I fell asleep here last night~! xDD

 

Yuuko: You know, last night, I accidentally touched Takamina's Oshiri! It was smooth! xDD [A/N: Oshiri means butt.]

 

Mayu: Ehh?! I'm envious! I wanted to touch it too! DDx

 

*Mayu and Yuuko continued to chat about Oshiri*

 

Yuki: Sigh... In this pace, I'll really be late for my interview later. Sigh... Always talking about 'OSHIRI'. Sometimes, I think the both of them are perverts. [A/N: Actually, they are. xDD]Mayu, just eat your breakfast. I'm going to my first interview, okay? - _ -

 

Mayu: Alright, Mommy! *shifts back to talk to Yuuko again*

 

Yuki: And buy ketchup later, okay?

 

Mayu: Ehh? You just don't know where the ketchup section is!

 

Yuki: /// _ /// W-whatever! Just buy one later, okay?

 

Mayu: K!

End of Normal POV
 
Saito POV...

In Saito's location...


 

*looks at the billboard* Hmm... Watarirouka Oshiri-tai... = _ =' Corridor Butt Corps?? Oshiri Sisters?? Butt sisters?! Girls are so Weird these days. *billboard flashes French Kiss* WHAT THE!? THAT GIRL AGAIN!? SO THAT GIRL'S 'THAT' POPULAR?! WHADDAHECK! NO WONDER SHE HAD A LIMO- Nah, I don't care. She's just some spoiled girl in the industry. Ha-ha-ha. There's no way she could tell the store owner to fire me, right? *shivers*

 

*Phone rings*

 

Hmm, a message from Haruka.

 

'Saito-kun, are you still doing your part-time job? O w O Kayo-sensei's been asking me about you. If you woke up late again just because you were chatting with another GIRL in your FACETER account, I'm not sure if I can still defend you in front of Kayo-sensei. = w =+ Now hurry up or you will have 1 absent in your record now.'

 
Whadda?! Why emphasize some things?!


Well, I should just hurry to school now. Since I finished my 1st part-time job for the day.

End of Saito POV
 
Normal POV

In Shinoda University...

 

Professor: So, when Acid chemical A merges with Base Chemical B, They create a Salt.

 

*Saito tries his best to sneak inside without his teacher noticing*

 

Professor: Furthermore, an example of this will be-! *throws a chalk to Saito's direction*

 

*chalk hits Saito in the head*

 

Saito: OUCH!!!!!!!- Heh... *covers mouth*

 

Professor: Miyazawa-san, aren't you late again? >:| *arms crossed*

 

Saito: K-kayo-sensei, I'm very sorry... I woke up late and ended up doing my part-time job late. ^ _ ^ '

 

Kayo-sensei: Sheesh, 30 minutes late. AGAIN. >:| And that's your 3rd late for this semester. Remember, 3 cuts = 1 absent. You only have 3 allowable absences per semester. Whether excused or not it's still an absent. 1 late = 1 cut. Thus, 3 lates = 1 absent. So, you now have 1 absent. Keep this up until you have 9 lates which will be equivalent to 3 absents which will mean your grade = FA which is Failure due to absences... Yadda, yadda yadda...

 

Saito: Sheesh... Kayo-sensei, y u so wordy...? = _ =

 

Kayo-sensei: And I think I'll let you off the hook- Hey, you sayin' something? > _ >

 

Saito: E-ehh... Nothin. I was just sayin' that this'll be my 1st and last absent. Hehehe... ^ _ ^ '

 

Kayo-sensei: Make sure of it. You're a bright student. And I take pride at saying that you're one of my students. ;) ) Now, be seated.

 

Saito: *relieved* Thank you, ma'am. *sits on his usual seat*

 

*Psst!*

 

*Saito looks beside him*

 

Girl: Good thing, she's not on her PMS mode... Or you'll be in deep trouble. ;) )

 

Saito: Yeah, thanks Haruka. Oh yeah, how's your training in that idol thingy. Are you going to be promoted soon? :))

 

Haruka: Hmm... I dunno. I'm just gonna train my hardest. ^ _ <

 

Kayo-sensei: Hmm... I hear voices... In Shimazaki's row maybe. > _ >

 

Haruka and Saito: *gulp*

 

*After that, Haruka and Saito didn't talk to each other again until the class ended*

 

After class...

 

Haruka: Goodness... Good thing we shut up the time she noticed. *relieved*

 

Saito: Yeah... So about my question earlier.

 

Haruka: Oh... O w O

 

Saito: What if you never get promoted at all? O _ o

 

Haruka: Why so negative? = w = ' You can atleast tell me that I'll be fine or something.

 

Saito: Sorry, I'm quite an honest person.

 

[A/N: Lies... LIES! ALL LIES!!!!]


 

*Saito hits the Author secretly*

 

Haruka: I see... Hmm... So how's part-time lately?

 

Saito: Well... Guess what. I might be fired from 2 of my part-time jobs because of the same person. = _ =

 

Haruka: Ehh? O w O Why's that??

 

Saito: Well, do you know somebody named Kashiwagi in the industry? > _ >

 

Haruka: Kashiwagi Yuki? Why yes. She's a reknowned person in the idol industry. She even ranked 3 in the latest elections! She's so amazing, right!? She's even friends with Mayuyu! ^ o ^

 

Saito: (Mayuyu?? Who the heck's that?? = _ =) Well, whatever. I got fired from my Ramen delivery part-time job thanks to her limo. Now, I had accidentally shoot her with a newspaper in the face this morning. And I don't even know what'll happen tomorrow. Sigh...

 

Haruka: Cheer up! Don't you worry. She's a kind person! :))

 

Saito: Yeah right~ = _ =

 

Haruka: Heh... What makes you say that? O w O

 

Saito: Well, she shouted at me this morning just because of the newspaper. Her reaction is so exaggerated and top notch. = _ =

 

Haruka: That's why she's called the Reaction Queen. ^ _ ^

 

Saito: I don't give a damn. = _ =

 

Haruka: Hmph, whatever. You just don't know how amazing she is. >:( (

 

Saito: Well, If you said so. - _ -

 

Haruka: Good thing your view about her changed... ^ _ ^

 

Saito: *smirk* Well, she's amazingly annoying that she got on my nerves this morning.

 

Haruka: DDx Whatever, Saito-kun! Let's just eat lunch!

 

Saito: Yeah, let's just eat lunch to forget all about this. Sigh...

 

Haruka: Tsk tsk tsk, Your habit of sighing is not good, Saito-kun. :( (

 

Saito: Heh? Why's that? O _ O

 

Haruka: Your making the good luck escape your way just by sighing, you know? ^ _ ^ *nods*

 

Saito: Meh, whatever. Luck never seemed to go my way anyway. = _ =

 

Haruka: = w =+ *hits Saito*

 

Saito: Oww! Why do that? > _ <

 

Haruka: You're making more luck go astray! *pouts* = w =+

 

Saito: That all? > _ >

 

Haruka: Yeah. ^ _ ^

 

Saito: I see... *hits Haruka back* = _ =+

 

Haruka: Ouch! Why hit me? > :O

 

Saito: For hitting me because of that luck thingy. = _ =+

 

-End of chapter-


 
« Last Edit: July 15, 2013, 07:42:43 AM by Amakuchi »

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2012, 07:31:24 PM »
New history!! :cathappy:

With my OTP!!! :cow:

OMG!!! Continue it please :panic:

Do I see a little TakaYuu there? Me gusta 8)2

Always waiting :on roll:

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2012, 07:32:51 PM »
hey~~ i was very2 sleepy, and was going about to sleep.. but when i check the forum and see THIS POST huwaaaa i feel genking!! thankyou verymuch amakuchi san m(_ _)m
nowadays, it's so rare to found saeyuki fic :| and i very very HAPPY you made it! they're my OTP! paruru appear too~ and then oshiri sister XD kyaaaaa i'm so happy right now *fly in the cloud* pleasee continue.. please pleaseeee m(_ _)m thankyou ^o^)/

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 03:23:45 AM »
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

When I First read this....

HAHAHAHAHA... I  REMEMBER WHEN I READ THIS LAST MONDAY... WAGIUKE. 


LOL!!

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2012, 03:24:45 AM »
New history!! :cathappy:

With my OTP!!! :cow:

OMG!!! Continue it please :panic:

Do I see a little TakaYuu there? Me gusta 8)2

Always waiting :on roll:

yep amakuchi.. WE'RE WAITING..

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2012, 05:23:08 AM »
UPDATE! UPDATE! UPDATE!

When I First read this....

HAHAHAHAHA... I  REMEMBER WHEN I READ THIS LAST MONDAY... WAGIUKE. 


LOL!!

OH SHADDAP! MISTAKE OF LE HAND, MKAY??!
IMMA UPDATE AFTER I BUG SOMEBODY~ xDD

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 08:12:40 AM »
omg HAHAHA this fic is a masterpiece XD
it's hilarious, i love it <3333333333
please do update! i want to see how saeyuki will end up :D
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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 03:32:33 PM »
omg HAHAHA this fic is a masterpiece XD
it's hilarious, i love it <3333333333
please do update! i want to see how saeyuki will end up :D

Thank you~! T ^ T

My next update would be long though. xDD

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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 06:47:12 PM »
[A/N: JPHIP pips, thanks for the reactions. HAHAHAHAHA. So here's an update. In this story, Haruna is smart. SO SMART. And dependable.]

Late Intro~
Saito's POV


Hmm... So yeah, I'm Miyazawa Saito. Aged 18. And I work part-time. Thanks to the author who totally hogged almost all the fun for me to introduce myself. For our readers, let me clear some things that the no good author didn't tell you.

First, the reason why I work on part-time jobs. It's because my parents are both WOTAs or those people who are addicted to idols.
Yeah, and so... They continue wasting money on Idols who can't even find ketchup on a grocery store. = _ =
On idols who touch the butts of their coworkers. AND ON IDOLS WHO FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE THE WORLD AT THE PALM OF THEIR HANDS.
  = _ =+ Argh. And my parents died because of an accident on their way home from an overseas concert. Leaving me, my younger brother who is still in Senior High and my older brother who is a professor on the university. And yeah, we live together in one house. I just don't see them really often because they work part-time too. xDD

Second, Haruka's relation to me. Shimazaki Haruka has been my friend since... I think Forever. She saw me since I was little, my parents, and their addiction to idols. She too got addicted and thus, applied to be one. She is now a KENKYUUSEI (Research Student). Though rumors say that her promotion is near. I hope she stays humble though. She always tells me that no guy would like her because of her lack in personality and charm. But I seriously think she can be an eye candy. Would she be a Kenkyuusei if she doesn't have the personality and charm? = _ =

Third, it's really hard for me to say this but...
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That's all. Hahahaha.

End of Saito POV

Normal POV
 
In Shinoda University...


Haruka: > w < Owwie... What's wrong with that?!

Saito: Your reason is TOO SMALL to hit me. = _ =

Haruka: Whatever. Let's just go to the cafeteria. > w

Saito: Mkay. - _ -

*Saito stops walking*

Haruka: Hmm? Why stop, Saito-kun? O w O

Saito: *runs* Whoever arrives 2nd treats the winner! HAHAHAHA!

Haruka: Is this Junior highschool?! *runs*

[A/N: Just to tell you for near future purposes, THE CAFETERIA IS THE NEAREST BUILDING TO THE SCHOOL GATE. The school owner did it because HE always forgets to take a breakfast in his own house thus making many students suffer by walking A HANDFUL 250 METERS just TO EAT FOOD. And so it was always advisable to bring your own packed lunch instead of going to the cafeteria. The HANDFUL 250 METERS is just a useless RECREATIONAL PARK in case kids enter the school.]

In the Cafeteria...


Saito: *pant* *pant* Hahahaha, I win.

Haruka: *pant* *pant* How... ungentlemanly of you... Saito-kun... = w =

Saito: Chivalry is dead, my dear~ xDD

Haruka: Chivalry, chivalry. I don't believe in them obviously. Just openly confess that you don't have money right now. I would've reconsidered it if that was the case.

Saito: So you really know me. - _ -

Haruka: Yeah. > w >

*An awkward moment of silence*

Saito: Anyway, let's go to the- *hears a commotion outside*

Haruka: Hmm? What's wrong?

Saito: Outside.

*Saito and Haruka looks outside the gate*

Outside the School Gate...

A huge black limousine arrives in front of the gate.

Guard 1: Oh, it's the school owner's limousine. Somebody open it.

Guard 2: I will. *moves to the limousine's side then opens the door*

*A guy with a bird costume goes outside the car*

Guards: WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE THE SCHOOL OWNER'S CAR?!

Guy with the bird's costume: I AM the SCHOOL OWNER.

Guard 1: Lies. The school owner made the rules of the school. And a rule says that COSTUMES are not ALLOWED!

Guy with the bird costume: Tsk, well then. I shall go away. *goes away with the limousine*

Guard 1: Good thing we detected that he's a fake. *relieved*

Back to the cafeteria...

Saito: So somebody posed as our great School owner, huh? = _ ='

Haruka: Hmm... Yeah.

*Saito looks at as random painting of Mona Lisa*

Saito: Y'know, I just noticed.

Haruka: Hmm??

Saito: That painting... *points at the only painting in the cafeteria* IS SO OUT OF PLACE.

Haruka: I noticed. I mean, who would ever place a painting like that in the cafeteria? O w O

*'painting' opens*

Haruka and Saito: WHAT THE!

*the guy with the bird costume appears from the painting*

Haruka: For real?

Guy with the bird costume: Yeah, it's for real. HOHOHOHOHO~! *goes to the guards* So who's the fake guy again?

*Guards noticed him*

Guard 1: What the!?

And then a bespectacled, long brown-haired woman wearing a corporate attire hit him in the head.

Guy with the bird costume: Ouch! Haruna, couldn't you do it gently?

Haruna: = _ = Common sense is not really common. No secretary hits you gently after trolling the guards, SCHOOL OWNER.

School Owner: Hohohohoho~! I just wanted to test if they knew me. And they didn't~! xDD

*Haruna hits him again*

Haruna: My goodness, Shinoda Mario. After all these years, your trollness hasn't aged yet. = _ =

Mario: But trolling is oh-so-entertaining! xDD

Haruna: Sigh, I don't wanna hear your excuses. Remember how many students missed the School Owner's assembly just because you trolled them and announced the wrong date? Remember the announcement wall over there that was demolished thanks to you fooling them that it was a freedom board? How about that pie-throwing day that you yourself hosted? Remember how many students paid for those wasted pies? How about that fake calendar of activities?! Didn't you even learn one bit, Mario?! I thought you changed! Yadda, yadda, yadda... D:<

Mario: = w = You talk like Kayo-sensei. Aren't you a bit ashamed of yourse-

*Haruna hits her again*

Haruna: > . > Once a troll, always a troll.

Mario: I. K. R~? Ohohohohohoho~!

*Haruna hits him again*

Saito: Let's just pretend that we never saw them, okay Haruka? ;))

Haruka: You betcha. = w =

*Haruka and Saito walks away as if they saw nothing*

Haruna: *noticed them* Hey, you two! Here's a copy of the REAL Calendar of activities. Go to the xerox machine and tell them 'Nyan-nyan' and they will reproduce copies for you. Then distribute it to all the students in the college. It's the fault of this tall, useless man here. *glares at Mario*

Saito: - _ -' Yes, ma'am. *takes the paper*

Mario: Don't do it! You'll get poisoned just by looking at it! IT HAS NYAN-NYAN POISON-

*Haruna hits Mario*

Haruna: SHUT THE HELL UP. > . >*

Haruka: *whispers: But you're going to be late, Saito!*

Haruna: About being late, don't worry, just give me your student numbers and I'll announce to all your profs that you can be late or absent without damaging your record. *fixes her glasses* After distributing, you can leave the school if so you wanted.

Saito: 20XX000011. [A/N: 11 is Miyazawa Sae's number in Flying Get.]

Haruna: Must be a scholar. *pulls out a cellphone* ... *dials something* It's alright now. And you? *looks at Haruka*

Haruka: 20XX000321. [A/N: 321 is her number in Majisuka Gakuen 3.]

Haruna: Alright. *pulls it out again then dials something* Cleared. Now go and do my errands.

Saito: Yeah, but... Could we eat first? I mean... We just arrived and we haven't ate yet.

Haruna: > . > I said... DO. IT. NOW.

Saito: Okay! No need to be pushy.

Haruna: = _ =+ Are you saying something?

Saito: Nothing. Let's go, Haruka. *leaves with Haruka*

When the two were away, a girl went out of the bushes and followed them.

Haruna: = _ = A stalker?

Mario: *checks a device* Hmm... Student number 20XX000267... I think that's Takeuchi Miyu. [A/N: Am I too annoying? Again, 267 is her number in Majisuka Gakuen 3.]

Haruna: Takeuchi? The CEO of a hospital? O _ O

Mario: Yeah. From my connections, I learned that she just bought a DSLR camera that costs 500,000 yen.

Haruna: Wow, so rich.

Mario: And her underwear color for today is-

*Haruna hits him*

Haruna: Pervert. *looks back at Miyu* ... *realized something* Ah.

Mario: Hmm? What do you mean by 'Ah'? O w O

Haruna: *looks teasingly at Mario* Secret.

Mario: = _ = What a KJ.

Haruna: I'll give you a clue. It's something we feel and thus may get addicted to someone.

Mario: Hmm... That bullying feeling? xDD

Haruna: *hits Mario* Blockhead! Hmph! *leaves Mario* = _ =+

Mario: Hey! I'm sorry for being dumb in those things! Hey! Haruna, Come back! T ^ T

In Saito and Haruka's location...

Haruka: Hey Saito-kun... ^ _ ^' *still walking*

Saito: Yes? *walking* - _ -

Haruka: Is this only me or somebody's following us? ^ _ ^'

Saito: Nope. I can feel her too. > _ >

Haruka: Her? O w O!!!

Saito: Yeah. The one tailing us has that kind of aura. > _ >

Haruka: Wow... Are you an expert in these things, Saito-kun? O w O

Saito: Kinda. I'm being followed by different people everyday to the extent that I already know that they are following me. = _ =

Haruka: Shh!!! Maybe she can hear us. > w <

Miyu: (Hmm...? What're they doing?) *still following them* = w ='

Saito: Then let's talk about random things. Or maybe pretend we're lovers. - _ -

Haruka: EHHH?!?!?! Are you sure?! O w O!!!

Saito: It's just an act, y'know? Don't take it seriously. = _ =

Miyu: (What the heck are they talking about?!) > w >

Haruka: Ok! Okay! > w < H-hey, Saito...

Saito: Yes, Haruka-chan~? ;))

Haruka: YUCK! You totally suck in acting!!! DDx

Saito: Shaddap~ If you want to get rid of her, just go with the flow I made. = _ =+

Haruka: Ok, let's just keep this up. > w <

Saito: Kdot. So Haruka, what would you like to do on our date tomorrow? ;))

Haruka: D-date...?! U-uhm... I-I would like to go on an Amusement Park!

Saito: Too mainstream. = _ =

Haruka: Ehh?! Then what about you? > w <

Saito: 3, 2, 1...

Haruka: Huh? O w O

Saito: LET'S RUN!!!! *runs away*

*both of them runs away*

In the Xerox Center...

Haruka: *pant* *pant* D-did we lost her? - w -

Saito: Tsk, no, we didn't. = _ =+

Haruka: Tsk! Let's just... Act natural. = w =

After doing the errand...

Saito: For now, let's just go home.

Haruka: EHH?! Why go home? > w <

Saito: I'm going to check who's she following. If it's you, I'm going to go to the alternative routes. But if it's me, then it's better. - _ -

Haruka: Ehh?! But what if she does something bad to you?! O w O!!!

Saito: Meh, I have escaped all my pursuers back then. This is nothing. ~ w ~

Haruka: Y-you sure? O w O

Saito: Yeah. Now go. ;))

5 minutes later...

Saito: So it was me, all along?! *still running* ... *sees a public toilet* I know! Go to the male's Public Toilet! *goes inside*

Miyu: *pursuing Saito*

10 minutes later...

Saito: What the?! She's still there?! DDx

Miyu: *still waiting*

10 minutes later...

Saito: ARGH! I hafta find a new place! *runs away from the public toilet*

Miyu: *still pursuing*

15 minutes later...

Saito: *sees a porn shop* AHA! *goes inside* There should be another exit here! *finds the exit* ... *sees the exit* WHAT THE!?

Miyu: *on the other exit, waiting*

20 minutes later...

Saito: *goes inside the mall* *pant* *pant* ... *finds the other exit* ... !!! SHE'S THERE?! > A <

Miyu: *Waiting on the other exit*

30 minutes later, Saito's location...

Saito: *pant* *pant* She's one stubborn pursuer, huh... *sees an street interview*

Mayu: So now, we are here to investigate the oshimen of the mass! Let's do our best~ mayuyu! > w <

Saito: I'll just go with this flow then. *grins*

Mayu: Oh! Here's one! *goes to Saito* Hey! Can I talk to you for a minute? ^ w ^

Saito: Hello! Why sure, you can! (I'm begging you please help meh escape this bastard~! DDx) ^ _ ^

Mayu: Minna no mesen wo, itadakimayuyu! I'm Watanabe Mayu, a.k.a. Mayuyu! And I'm here to conduct a street interview for AKBINGO! > w <

Saito: *brainstorming* Oh! I know you! You're that girl from the Oshiri sisters, right!? I'm a huge fan! (Yeah right~ = _ =) xDD

Mayu: Oh! Thank you~Mayuyu! So, who's your oshimen? > w <

Saito: Oh... It'll be... *thinking* ... *idea bubble* (Guess I'll use her name then.) Kashiwagi Yuki! ^ _ ^

Mayu: Oh!!! Mommy!!! I see!!! So why is she your oshimen?

Saito: Uhm... Because... *brainstorming* It's so cute how she reacts! I mean! I totally love it! Ahahahahaha! (What a big lie... In reality, I hate it. = _ =+)

Mayu: I see... Is there another reason? ^ w ^

Saito: Uhm... *brainstorming* It's so cute how she can't find the ketchup section in the grocery mart! It's just so cute! And she's just so beautiful in personal! > _ < (Lies again... In reality, that's just so disappointing. What is she now?! A 5 year-old?! And she's just so irritable in personal! = _ =+)

Mayu: I see! Thank you! ^ w ^

Saito: You're welcome! ^ _ ^ (Hope you helped me, Ms. Itadaki-mayuyu. = _ =) *looks behind* (ARGH! SHE'S STILL THERE!!!!) *runs away*

In Kashiwagi's location...

Yuki: Hmm? *sees a text message from Mayuyu* What is this about? = _ ='

'Mommy, one of the pipes broke. T ^ T Call a plumber. And oh! The car broke too. T ^ T It's undergoing surgery. They say's it's 50-50 So just commute to go home later. Take care Mommy~! > w < I love you~MAYUYU! <3 ;-*'


Yuki: = _ = The heck?! The car and a pipe broke at the same time!? A-and! C-commute...?! I have never even commuted once in my life! > w < W-well, I guess I should take a taxi on my way home then... > w >

Several hours later...

Kashiwagi's Residence...


Yuki: *enters the gate* Hmm... *sees water leak everywhere* = w = What the heck happened? *gets cellphone then dials number* H-hello, can you dispatch a plumber here? One of the pipes broke.

Plumbing service guy: Alright, we'll dispatch a plumber. Just wait in your house, okay?

*call ended*

Plumbing Service Shop...

Manager: Now... Who should I dispatch? *thinking* ... *idea bubble* AHA! I guess I'll dispatch him then. *calls someone* Hello, Saito?

Saito: Y-yeah? *still escaping the pursuer* T A T

Manager: You available right now? - _ -

Saito: Y-yeah! Please dispatch me! I'M BEGGING YOU! T ^ T

Manager: W-what the?! O A O!!! W-well then. Go to the shop, I'll give you the address.

Saito: T-thanks...  T A T

*call ended*

15 minutes later...

Manager: W-what happened? Why are you all sweaty? O w O!!!

Saito: Somebody... Stalking... *pant* *pant*

Manager: And I thought you were good at dealing with stalkers. = A =

Saito: This one... persistent... *pant* *pant*

Manager: Hmm... I dunno about that but... Try your best~ ;)

Saito: A-alright...- What the?! DDx You're not even going to help me?! T ^ T

Manager: It's your problem. I'm out with that. :D

Saito: Manager, y u so selfish?! DDx

20 minutes later...
Kashiwagi Residence...


Saito: O A O!!! What the?! T-this house again?! = _ = Anyway, I'll just do the job and leave. *still feels the stalker* > _ > *rings the doorbell*

Yuki: Oh, must be the plumber... *goes outside* Oh thank you! I've been having problems with the broken pipe! *opens the gate* ^ _ ^

*Saito enters*

Yuki: O _ O
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 Buffering...
 Buffering...

 HEH?! YOU AGAIN!? DDx

Saito: = _ = Chori~su... The plumber has just arrived.

Yuki: What the heck are you doing here?! > w <

Saito: P-L-U-M-B-E-R. Plumber. That enough? = _ =

Yuki: = w = You didn't have to spell it out. What do you think of me?! A 5-year old?! DDx

Saito: Whatever keeps your boat floating. So where's the damn pipe? - _ -

Yuki: WHAT THE?! Whatever. It's there. > w > *points the broken pipe*

Saito: Hmm... This is where the car is parked, right?

Yuki: Y-yeah... Why? O w O

Saito: The car must've hit the pipe. The side mirror specifically. = _ = And that's what you get for blocking my way. >:D

Yuki: Putting that irrelevant issue aside, can you fix it? > w >

Saito: *opens the phone then plays a clip*

*phone: Bob the builder, Yes we can!*

Yuki: = w =' Whatever. I'll check you up later okay?

Saito: Yeah. *looks outside the house then sees the stalker* Tsk, what a persistent fellow. *goes inside the house* Excuse me?

Yuki: Hmm? O w O

Saito: I know it's rude for me to ask but... > _ >

Yuki: Yes? O w O

Saito: Do you have a back door here? - _ -

Yuki: Huh?! O w o

Saito: Somebody's stalking me. And she's outside. - _ -

Yuki: Lies. - w -

Saito: I'm not lying! Try to look outside! > _ <

Yuki: If this is a prank, I'm going to get you fired from being a plumber. > w > *takes a look outside*

Saito: Did you see her? > _ <

Yuki: Wait. *sees the stalker* That girl with the brown hair wearing hairclips? = w =

Saito: Yeah.

Yuki: ... Yeah, we do have a back door for stalker cases...

Saito: YES! WOOHOO! YOU JUST SAVED MY ASS BIG TIME! xDD

Yuki: Don't rejoice. Cuz' I'm not gonna let you use it. *smirk*

Saito: BUT WHY?! T ^ T

Yuki: I still remember that newspaper incident. > w >

Saito: Pretty please! I beg you! I'll do anything! T ^ T

Yuki: Anything? *smirks*

Saito: Yes! Anything! T ^ T

Yuki: I'll think about that. >:D

Saito: Pretty please...? *bishounen face*

Yuki: O///O ... =///=*hits Saito with the newspaper* S-stop that. I'll let you use it. Just give me your number later so I can think of what you'll do to repay me.

Saito: ^ _ ^ Thanks!

Yuki: S-so... Fix the faucet first. I'll get your number later. >///>

Saito: Ma'am, yes, ma'am. ^ _ ^

-End of Chapter-

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2012, 06:02:01 AM »
yeay an update!! \(^o^) /
soo saito parents are otaku oshiri sister? XD mario troll appear XD will be mariharu? :? then where saito had interview by mayu and "all lies answer" >o<)/ overall this chapter is SO HILARIOUS XD XD XD you made my day XD thankyou amakuchi san x)
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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2012, 06:14:29 AM »
yeay an update!! \(^o^) /
soo saito parents are otaku oshiri sister? XD mario troll appear XD will be mariharu? :? then where saito had interview by mayu and "all lies answer" >o<)/ overall this chapter is SO HILARIOUS XD XD XD you made my day XD thankyou amakuchi san x)
please continue.. m(_ _)m

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2012, 06:20:03 AM »
no no no.. i'm the one who must thanking you xp
heh? you will write the next chapter today??? YEAAY XD i'll surely wait your updateee~~ but don't push your self ^-^
*wave saeyuki flag in glory*
ps: can you change the title whenever you update this :? hehe thanks.. :bow:
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 03:05:09 PM »
update soon :kneelbow:

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 04:05:59 PM »
update soon :kneelbow:
Dearest Fuu-kun,

This is Amakuchi, I'm Using Ginko's Account. ;)
I'm very sorry. My mental status is not good.  :cry: I've been so depressed lately that I have even forgotten the reason why I wrote the fict. :banghead: But it's on progress I tell you!  :twothumbs I think I can update tomorrow evening cuz Ginko is not at home. NO DISTRACTIONS. OYEA.  8)2 THAT'S ALL.

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2012, 07:32:14 PM »
I laughed out-loud over the persistent stalker miyu, damn Yukirin just saved your ass, Saito.. Better start behave or else.... ( `▽´)
Amakuchi-san, I can't find more suitable word for your fic, it's totally entertaining as the emoticons also helped a lot in characters' expression at the moment XD really refreshing <3

And don't ever worry about the chapter's being too long or too short, as long as you keeps on updating, everything's good.. :D

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2012, 03:17:03 AM »
I laughed out-loud over the persistent stalker miyu, damn Yukirin just saved your ass, Saito.. Better start behave or else.... ( `▽´)
Amakuchi-san, I can't find more suitable word for your fic, it's totally entertaining as the emoticons also helped a lot in characters' expression at the moment XD really refreshing <3

And don't ever worry about the chapter's being too long or too short, as long as you keeps on updating, everything's good.. :D

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki)
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2012, 03:58:48 AM »
uwoo xd writer's block eh?
it's all right ^_^ i'll always wait >o<)/ *but not too long i hope, hehehe*  ganbarre amakuchi san
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« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2012, 04:11:04 AM »
I want more of SaeYuki :)

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« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2012, 05:57:08 PM »
[A/N: Another update from yours truly... Every chapter, a different person will do the intro for him or herself. Sorry for the late update. My mental condition isn't quite good lately. > w < ARGH! HAVING MANY MEMBERS NAMED THE SAME IN AKB IS QUITE CONFUSING! COULD YOU TRY COUNTING THOSE MEMBERS IN AKB WHO'S NAMED HARUKA?! ARGH! DDx Oh by the way, the team members here are the almost same as the team members before the ANNOYING BIG TEAM SHUFFLE.]

Yuki's Intro~
Kashiwagi Yuki POV


Everyone, good day to you! I'm Kashiwagi Yuki. 18 years of age. And I'm currently working as an IDOL! Hmm... What else can I say? Oh yeah! Are you wondering if I'm still studying? Well, I stopped after I graduated from High school! Hmm... Why, you ask? It's because it gets in the way of me being an idol! I can't work while studying in the same time! I mean... Too much projects and interviews to do then go to school at night?! I'm human! I need beauty rest for my skin! xDD

Next will be... My parents right? Well... We don't live together anymore. So I have to take care of myself. And that would include cooking. So far... My cooking career is not doing good. :(( Mayu would always bring pizza or any edible stuff whenever she comes here for a sleep over. But it's delicious, I tell you! > w < [A/N: Lies. All lies. Don't you even dare to take one spoon. You'll regret it. You'll regret it too much that you'll beg for your innocence back. And when it happens, you wouldn't even dare to ask for another sleep over in her place. xDD] Hey! That's not true! I swear it's delicious! DDx

Hmm? Lovelife, you ask? I can't answer right now. :(( After all, being an idol has its consequences. That would include that infamous 'Ren-ai Jourei Kinshi' Contract, right? Ever heard of it? Meaning, I'm banned from having  any serious or not serious romantic relationship with anyone. :(( The ban will only be lifted if I graduate. But nah, I still have many things to do! xDD But I do have somebody whom I am interested in. But I won't tell you. ;))

So maybe, that's all for now? [A/N: You won't get any additional introduction time next chapter so end it now. > _ >] Ehh?! But that's all I wanna say for now! DDx [A/N: Whatever. I'll end your POV, okay?] Okay... :((

End of Yuki POV and Introduction

Kashiwagi Residence...
Normal POV


So now, we're still in Kashiwagi Yuki's house. And here's the current situation...

Saito: Like I just told you, please shut off the water connection! I can't change the pipe if it's open! D:<

Yuki: HUH?! I can't do that! I do not even know where those things are located! > w <

Saito: What the?! Isn't this your house- *phone rings* Wait. *opens phone* ...

Message: You just won 100 million yen! Now go to blah blah blah...

Saito: Argh. Screw those scam senders. Guess I'll switch it in Silent Mode. *switches phone to Silent Mode* Okay, now let's continue what we're talking about.

Yuki: Anyway, as I was about to say. I just bought it, you know! I didn't plan how to build it! > w <

Saito: Argh... I see. So what should we do now? *looks outside* ... *sees stalker* When the heck will she leave?! It's almost curfew time! = _ =+

Yuki: Geez, it's only 5 o' clock. And... When the heck would the pipe be changed?! I have work to do later! I still have a shooting for AKBINGO! > w <

Saito: (Wait! AKBINGO!? ... *remembers* 'Minna no mesen wo, itadakimayuyu! I'm Watanabe Mayu, a.k.a. Mayuyu! And I'm here to conduct a street interview for AKBINGO! > w <' 'It's so cute how she reacts! I mean! I totally love it! Ahahahahaha!'  ) E-e-eh... A-ano... Please don't go today. I still need you to show me the back door, right? ^ _ ^'

Yuki: If you would really like to see the back door and escape through it... THEN HURRY UP AND FINISH THE PIPE! DDx

Saito: Don't shout at me! I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING, MS. I-CAN'T-FIND-THE-KETCHUP! DDx

Yuki: =///=+ *hits Saito with the newspaper* H-how the heck did you know that?!

Saito: I may be not a Wota but my Dad is a big fan of yours. He went to your first performance in the theater up to your first concert. He voted you 10 times in each senbatsu... He wasted money for your photobooks, trading cards and whatsoever. That is, When he was alive. - _ -

Yuki: I-I see... So sad to hear that. :((

Saito: But nah, I don't care about that. So did you see a water meter in your house? - _ -

Yuki: Water meter? That circular thing that has a moving needle? O w O

Saito: = _ = Well yeah. So where is it?

Yuki: It's in the garden. > w >

Saito: Could you show me where it is? = _ =

Yuki: Then let's go out. = w = *goes out then walks in a hurry*

Saito: Hey wait! The floor is slippery, be care- *Yuki slips* -ful. = _ ='

Yuki: You should've told me earlier! > w <

Saito: You should've known that! The pipe's broken so it has the tendency to spill water! And it spills water in the floor, dude! IN THE FLOOR! DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO HEAVEN TO VANISH OR SOMETHING?! DON'T YOU HAVE A COMMON SENSE, DUDE?! DDx

Yuki: DON'T YOU 'DUDE' ME! Sorry then! But could you at least... Help me out? > w >

Saito: Okay! *goes out to help her* ... *offers hand* Here. > _ >

Yuki: *hold his hand* T-thanks... *stands up* >///<

Saito: Hmm? Do you have a fever or something? - _ -

Yuki: H-huh?! W-why ask? =///=

Saito: Your face is red. > _ > Hmm... Maybe I'll check your forehead. *lifts Yuki's bangs then put his forehead close to hers*

Yuki: A-a-a-a... H-hey! *pushes Saito back* >///< What the heck are you doing?! Fix the p-pipe! I have work t-to do!

Saito: What the!? Don't you like it when people care for your health!? DDx

Yuki: N-not really... > w < It's just... *playing with fingers*

Saito: Just what? = _ =

Yuki: Your face is too close! > w < What if something happens!? And what if media is just lurking in the corner?! Especially that Shuukan Bunshun?! DDx They'll misunderstand it!

Saito: I see... So you'll prioritize your career over your health, huh? - _ -

Yuki: Of course! And who are you to ask me about that?! I mean, hey, I just met you! And we're not even close! DDx

Saito: Yeah, I just met you. But is it wrong for me to care for you? > _ >

Yuki: N-no... Not really... >///>

Saito: See? But if you really prioritize showbiz, then I guess I'll just let you. Since we're not even friends anyway. > _ >

Yuki: Y-yeah, that's right... *frown*

Saito: Now... I see... So this is the idol my Dad idolized so much that he even died just to watch her concert, huh... *sigh*  - _ -

Yuki: You sayin' something? > w >

Saito: Nothing. I'll just finish the job so you could work happily for your career without worrying about the pipes anymore. > _ >

Yuki: Y-yeah, just finish that. I-I'll go... change my clothes first. >///>

Saito: You don't have to tell me. I'm just an unfriendly plumber who has a stalker waiting for him outside. - _ -

Yuki: Okay! Fine. I'll just pay you after you finish your work. > w >

Miyu: (Are they dating or something? Nah, Saito wouldn't date somebody who's famous. He would date somebody like me! Yeah, that's right.) [A/N: He doesn't even know you. Just sayin'.]

Saito: Whatever keeps you boat float. > _ >

Yuki: Whatever. Hmph! *goes inside* > w <

Meanwhile...
In Haruka's Location...


So now... We're in the Dancing Studio where Takahashi Minami and the other seniors are training the KKS or the Research Students...

*Shimazaki Haruka and Shimada Haruka training with other Research Students*

Takamina: That's good, Paruru! That's good! Keep it up! :DD

Yuuko: She's surprisingly good today. Don't you think she's now ready for promotion? xDD

Takamina: Couldn't agree more. Let's tell the management about it. ;))

Yuuko: Yeah, I agree. So in what team should she be? :))

Takamina: Team A, of course. :DD

Yuuko: HAH?! WHY TEAM A?! NO NO NO NO! SHE'LL BE IN TEAM K! DDx

Takamina: HAH!? ARE YOU PICKING A FIGHT, YUUKO!? YOU GOT MII-CHAN! THE CUTE GIRL WHO HOGS ALL THE SCREEN TIME! AREN'T YOU SATISFIED YET?! DDx

Yuuko: SHUT UP! YOU GOT THE CUTE HARUGON, LOVETAN WITH NAKAYAN! SO JUST GIVE ME PARURU! TEAM K NEEDS MORE CUTE MEMBERS! DDx I NEED MORE SKINSHIP PARTNERS! DDx

Takamina: = _ = PARURU ISN'T HERE TO BE A SKINSHIP PARTNER OF YOURS! SHE'S HERE CUZ' SHE WANTS TO BE AN IDOL!!! DDx

Yuuko: Whatever, let's just ask Yukirin to settle this one. Yukirin! *finding Yukirin* YUKIRIN! WHERE ARE YOU~? *sees Mayu* Oshiriri, do you know where your Mom is? ^ _ ^

Mayu: Oshiriko, Mom's not yet here. She told me she's just going to check the pipe in the house an hour ago. :((

Yuuko: Pipe?! Why the heck would she check that?! = _ ='

Mayu: It broke when I was about to leave. So I had to take an umbrella before I left. I figured it's because of the limousine. :((

Takamina: I see... Well then. Paruru! Take a break first! :)) Haruu, repeat the part before the chorus. You slightly got it wrong. :/

Shimada Haruka (Haruu): Hai, hai... - _ - *repeats that part*

Haruka (Paruru): Thank you, Takamina-senpai! *looks around then sees Mayuyu* (OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S MAYUYU! * w * I MUST REALLY BE LUCKY TODAY! I'LL TEXT SAITO! :DD) *opens phone*

'KYAAAA! Saito-kun! I saw Mayuyu today! She's really so cute in personal! ^ o ^ I WANT TO TALK TO HER BUT I'M SO NERVOUS!  T ^ T Oh by the way, where are you now? I asked your Saiki-niisan if you're in the house already but he told me that you haven't come back yet! T ^ T Don't tell me you're the one being stalked!? O w O!!! Anyway, I think it's you. Since you're pretty popular in school according to Matsui Jun-kun! Anyway, text me back if you're still alive. Do your best, Saito-kun! ^ w ^'

*text message sent*

Yuuko: Hmm... Who are you texting Paruru-chan? *snatches cellphone* ... *looks at the sent message* Talk to Mayuyu? Go straight to her! She won't bite you! xDD

Mayu: Hai, Mayuyu won't bite. ;))

Haruka: Mayuyu~! *hugs Mayuyu*

Yuuko: *reads more* ... Who the heck is Saito-kun? Your boyfriend? > _ >

Haruka: *tightens hug on Mayu* E-E-E-EHH?! S-Saito-kun isn't my boyfriend! He's just my childhood friend! >///<

Mayu: W-wait! M-mayuyu can't breathe! >///<

Haruka: S-sorry! *lets go of Mayu* > w <

Yuuko: *reads more* Stalked? He must really look like a bishounen if he has stalkers. > _ >

Haruka: N-not really... It's just... Somebody was stalking us in school hours ago. Saito-kun told me to go home first but I still have training so... ~ _ ~

Yuuko: I see... *reads more* Wait! Is this Saiki your boyfriend?! > _ >

Haruka: No, Ooshima-senpai! He's Saito-kun's older brother! And I treat Saiki-niisan as my older brother too! O w O!!!

Yuuko: Ah... *reads more* Wait a minute...! Who the heck is Matsui Jun-kun?! DDx

*Mayu looks at Yuuko for a second*

Yuuko: *notices Mayu* Ehh? Doushite, Oshiriri? O w O

Mayu: N-nothing... Nothing, Oshiriko. :)) (Matsui Jun, huh? So he's in the same college as Paruru-chan, huh? I hope he still remembers me. > w > Or maybe not... After that accident years ago... I'm not sure if he will really remember me. :(()

Yuuko: Oi, Oshiriri! What're you thinking about? *pats Mayu's shoulder*

Mayu: Nothing! It's really nothing! :))

Yuuko: I see... I see... So who's Matsui Jun-kun, Paruru-chan? > w > Don't tell me you're secretly his girlfriend, huh?

Haruka: He's just a classmate, Ooshima-san! Nothing more! > w <

Yuuko: I SEE... xDD

Haruka: So please give my phone back! DDx

Yuuko: Okay, okay! *hands it over* > _ >

Haruka: *calls someone* ... *other line answers call* H-hello, Saiki-niisan? O w O

Saiki: Yo, Haruka-chan! Still worried about Saito, huh? ;)) GAH! He's so lucky to have a girl like you worrying for him! DDx

Haruka: Y-yeah... After all, He's a really close friend of mine. :((

Saiki: I see, I see! He's not yet here! But don't you worry! He'll be fine. :))

Haruka: I see... But I just can't seem to feel alright right now whenever I remember the stalker! > w <

Saiki: No, he'll be fine Haruka! He's good at these things, remember?! :DD Oh by the way, would you like to train with me in the forest? I've just defeated 2 bears hours ago! It still feels so refreshing! xDD

Haruka: Mattaku, Saiki-niisan... I'm not wondering why Megumi-sensei's calling you a Gorilla. = w =

Saiki: Hey! Stop calling me gorilla! DDx I'm not a gorilla! I'm just so strong that I can wrestle with bears, y'know? xDD

Haruka: I see... Be careful next time, okay? Good bye, Saiki-niisan! Just text me if he has arrived, ok? :))

Saiki: Thanks. Bye, Haruka-chan! xDD

*call ended*

Yuuko: How sweet of you, Paruru-chan! xDD So how close are you to his family? - w -

Haruka: His family has been friends with mine when they're still in High school. His parents have been fans of AKB48 since your debut. :))

Yuuko: I see... So they influenced you? :))

Haruka: Yeah... :))

Yuuko, Takamina and Mayu: Ahh... So that's why... ^ _ ^

Haruka: But I'm worried... :((

Takamina: Why, Paruru? O w O?

Haruka: Because he should've replied by now. :((

Mayu: Don't worry. Just trust him that he will be alright. :))

Haruka: Thanks, Mayuyu. :))

Takamina: By the way! That Takeuchi sure is absent again! IN THIS PACE, SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE PROMOTED! D:<

Back to Kashiwagi's Residence...

Yuki: So... have you finished it? :)

Saito: Yes, ma'am. - _ -

Yuki: Here's your payment. :))

Saito: If you have broken pipes, don't hesitate to call us again. - _ -

Yuki: Yeah, I will... So, let's go back to the back door, shall we? ;)) *Pheromones scattering*

Saito: *ignoring the pheromones* Yeah. - _ -

At the back door...

Yuki: Behind this door is an alley that no one except Mayu, You and Me know about. Just follow this alley and in 5 minutes, you'll be able to reach the alley beside Sakurazaka Mall. Be careful. [A/N: Sakurazaka Mall is only a fictional Mall.]

Saito: Thanks. - _ -

...

*awkward moment of silence*

Saito: Kbye. *goes through the back door* - _ -

Yuki: Wait. O w O!!!

Saito: Hmm? - _ -?

Yuki: S-sorry for those things a while ago. >///>

Saito: It's alright. - _ - You're an idol after all. You should take care of your career. I heard from Haruka that you ranked 3rd in the last Selection.

Yuki: Haruka? Who's that? O w O

Saito: Haruka is a 9th Generation Research Student in AKB right now. Don't tell me you don't know her. > _ >

Yuki: No. I memorized all of their names. What I'm asking about is her surname. There are many Harukas in AKB y'know? ;))

Saito: Ahh... Shimazaki. That's her surname. - _ -

Yuki: Ahh! O w O She's amazingly cute. I think she's going to be promoted sooner or later.

Saito: I see... She'll be glad to hear that. :))

Yuki: Yeah... So... Friends? *offers hand*

Saito: *shakes hands with her* Sure. :)) I'll go now, okay?

Yuki: W-wait! *remembered something* O w O

Saito: HUWAAAT~? > _ >

Yuki: Your number. You still have to repay me, right? ;)) *lends her phone*

Saito: Geez, fine. *dials his number* Here. - _ -

Yuki: Thanks again. Now go. Or else your stalker might notice. :))

Saito: No, I'll be the one to thank you. Thanks. Bye. :))

5 minutes later...

Saito: *pant* Wow... I just escaped her?! I'm so blessed to actually work in that house! xDD

. . .

Saito: Anyway, I better get back to the office. The manager'll be angry sooner or later. - _ -' *walking beside shops* ... *sees someone familiar in a High Class Restaurant* !!! *glares daggers at them*

Inside the Restaurant...

Inside the restaurant, Mario was talking with Haruna. And this is their situation...

Mario: Haruna, I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry for being a blockhead. T ^ T

Haruna: Hmph. > _ >

Mario: I see... You know Haruna... I love- Hmm? O w o

Haruna: *sees Saito glaring at them* - _ -

Mario: *looks at where she's looking at* > _ >

Haruna: *looks back at Mario* Love what? O _ O

Mario: To kill guys who ruin my confession of love to my sweetheart. *goes outside* > _ >+

Outside...

Mario: What the heck are you doing here?! > _ >+

Saito: So... You're going to confess to Ms. Kojima. - _ -

Mario: So? = _ =

Saito: Good luck with that. - _ -

Mario: ... And?

Saito: Kbye. *leaves*

Mario: ARGH. I GOT TROLLED. BY A KID. *facepalms* ... *goes back inside the restaurant*

Haruna: What did the two of you talk about? > _ > Answer me, Useless, Troll Man Shinoda Mario. > _ >+

Mario: Nothing. He was wondering why we were here! xDD

Haruna: Make sure of that. - _ - If I find out that you two talked about something that will annoy me... I promise you Mario, you won't see tomorrow. > _ >+

Mario: I... I promise... > A <

Haruna: Good! So what were you going to tell me?

Mario: I-

In the Plumbing Center...

(Mario: HEY! WHY SWITCH LOCATIONS WHEN I'M NOT DONE CONFESSING?! DDx)
[A/N: I'LL WRITE THAT IN ANOTHER CHAPTER. NOW, GO AWAY. = _ =+]
(Mario: Okay. :(()

Saito: So in summary, I got away from the girl, Manager.

Manager: I see... Good for you. xDD

Saito: HUH?! THAT ALL? NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK ME HOW?! DDx

Manager: Well, I trust you enough in those stuffs. Now go home. Or else that stalker will find out about it. :))

Saito: Yeah, Thanks Manager. *goes home*

Miyazawa Residence...

*Saito just arrived home*

Saiki: Oh there you are. Jeez, where have you been, Saito? Haruka's been worrying for you! Have you seen her messages? She's been sending a hundred by now. > _ >'

Saito: Huh? Worrying for me? Hundred by now? Sorry, my phone's been in silent for a long time now. Wait, I'll check it. - _ -

Phone's screen: You have 148 messages and 48 missed calls.

Saito: WHAT THE?! *checks the inbox*

Screen:
Shimazaki Haruka: HEY ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!
Shimazaki Haruka: WHERE ARE YOU?!
Shimazaki Haruka: ARE YOU HOME BY NOW?!
Shimazaki Haruka: WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY CALLS?!
Shimazaki Haruka: ANSWER ME SAITO-KUN!
Shimazaki Haruka: AT LEAST TELL ME YOU'RE FINE!
Shimazaki Haruka: GEEZ! COULD YOU TELL ME YOUR LOCATION AT LEAST?!
Shimazaki Haruka: SAITO-KUN, YOU'RE MAKING ME WORRY RIGHT NOW!
Shimazaki Haruka: HEY! WOULD YOU PLEASE REPLY ME!?
Shimazaki Haruka: SAITO-KUN! IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO YOU, I WON'T FORGIVE MYSELF!
Shimazaki Haruka: DON'T MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY, PLEASE?!
Shimazaki Haruka: DON'T MAKE ME FLOOD YOUR PHONE, SAITO-KUN!
Shimazaki Haruka: HEY! ANSWER ME! JUST A WORD TO TELL ME YOU'RE ALRIGHT!
... You still have 135 Unread Messages.


Saito: Oops... I'm dead. I'll call her. *calls Haruka*

*Haruka answers*

Haruka: HELLO?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT, SAITO-KUN?! ARE YOU STILL BEING PURSUED?! T ^ T

Saito: Chillax... I'm fine. Kashiwagi-san saved my ass today so I'm going to repay her. :))

Haruka: Really? SHE'S SO KIND! So are you home now?

Saito: Yeah! So chillax and just do your best there! I heard that you're going to be promoted soon! GANBARE! :))

Haruka: Thanks! :))

30 minutes later...

Saito: Hmm... Since I'm free tonight... I'm going to ol in Faceter. :))

Screen: You are now logged in in your Faceter Account 'beroyo'. Welcome Back!

Chat Panel: wAgIyUkKi


wAgIyUkKi: Hello! Why the heck did you signed out the other day while I was talking to you?! ^ _ ^+

beroyo: S-sorry... My net was bad last night... ^ _ ^'

wAgIyUkKi: MAKE SURE OF IT! IF I FOUND OUT THAT YOU PURPOSELY SIGNED OUT, I'LL RAID YOUR HOUSE! D:<

beroyo: Yeah, I'll make sure. - _ -

-END OF CHAPTER-
« Last Edit: October 25, 2012, 05:15:25 AM by Amakuchi »

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Re: Ms. Idol meets Mr. Simple (SaeYuki) [CHAPTER 3]
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 04:26:10 AM »
yeaay!! new chapter XD
huwaa paruru so care about saito kun~~ is paruru had a crush on saito?? <3
don't tell me that saiki san is akimoto sayaka ? XD title "gorilla" is hers
i sniff that there will junmayu~~ good choice ^^d i think there will many character will appear soon.. x)
and, mario will confess to haruna XD kyaaa can't wait for the next chapter >o<)/
thankyou for the update :bow: :kneelbow:

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