J-Triumf presents
Morning Musume: a history of trolling1st gen: We're gonna take you five losers and turn you into a group! But first you gotta sell 50,000 copies of this song in 5 days! Good luck!
2nd gen: You girls still aren't good enough...here are 3 more members!
3rd gen: We're adding two new members! Just kidding, we're adding one, and we're gonna promote the hell out of her!
4th gen: Singing group? You're an idol group, dammit! Here are 4 really young girls...and only one of them is a decent singer!
5th gen: This girl failed in everything we threw at her...let's add her in anyway!
6th gen: Who will win out of the 3 finalists? How about all of them! By the way, Miki's in the group now.
7th gen: Part 1: Nobody wins! Part 2: Koharu is our miracle girl!
8th gen: Let's add Chinese girls to our Japanese group!
9th gen: Sorry, Eggs, none of you got in...just kidding, Mizuki's in!
10th gen: 9th gen is off to a good start...let's have another audition!
11th gen: This group needs a
real singer, so let's look for one! SPOILER ALERT: It's Sakura.
12th gen: TBAYeah, count me in as another person who thinks this audition is too soon. I also still feel uncomfortable with the lower age limit being that low.
HOWEVER, if history is any indicator, this audition is still something to look forward to, because you really never know what's gonna happen and what management really has planned. With the Morning Musume name having lasted as long as it has, Tsunku must be doing something right.
P.S. I don't think Berryz or C-ute will be getting any new members. I'm just hoping neither group goes away any time soon; all these new, young girls need some veteran presence to guide them and keep things balanced out.