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The PIEHOLE => H!P Crapola => Topic started by: shirenuファクトリー on January 07, 2008, 09:33:32 PM
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Have you ever heard any Hello! Project lyrics wrong? :lol:
I have one from Morning Musume's Shanimuni Paradise... At 02:05 (and at other points) I swear I hear Let's go for lapdance... :lol:
I was once listening to it in the car and went like.. HUH what was that?!?
Anyway, share your stuff :muffin:
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Every time I hear 21 Cinderella, some Risako line makes me think TTGL if any of you have watched that.
"IBENTO ga mansai" kind of rolls together, and like the dork I am, I hear "Ganmen was stolen"
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At the beginning of Yattarouze, I hear "sube perrita sube perrita" (perrita = little bitch -in spanish-)
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I've seen some funny one's on ytmnd. Here's two of 'em:
http://dangerousarse.ytmnd.com/
http://egguhohyesnoodle.ytmnd.com/
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LOL, I'm cracking up at the dangerous ass one. XD I have to go with that being the best so far
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Haha, I always thought the Egao YES Noodle was like..."wha?!" when i first heard it. I was like, wtf are they singing about noodles? XD
Uh, can't contribute much offhand now. Might think of something later.
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Not sure how I forgot about this one, cause I've always thought the same..
http://corruptjapanesesong.ytmnd.com/
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Haha, I always thought the Egao YES Noodle was like..."wha?!" when i first heard it. I was like, wtf are they singing about noodles? XD
Uh, can't contribute much offhand now. Might think of something later.
I CAME UP WITH THAT! T_T
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When Chinami said "dekinai" in Special Generation...
I seriously thought she said, "Take me now." I was like, "whoa, did she just say what I THINK she said?" (As it turned out, she didn't.)
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In W's Aa Ii Na! I thought they sang "Ano hito to beddo shitai na" (I want to go to bed with that person" but it was deeto, not beddo.
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In GAM's song Amai Yuuwaku, I thought Ayaya was saying, "Hey you, you recognize" instead of "Hey you, you lucky guy"
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Everytime I listen to Egao YES Nude, i hear "Egao Desnudo"...desnudo means naked in spanish, kinda the same as the original title :lol:
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For a while I had a MM CD in the car I used for deliveries and I have loads of misheard lyrics.. gotta check that cd again because I forgot them all haha. I'll edit this post when I come across them.
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In Sexy Boy, Miki singing "mizushibuki" sounds like "my tushi boogies"
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Haha, I always thought the Egao YES Noodle was like..."wha?!" when i first heard it. I was like, wtf are they singing about noodles? XD
Uh, can't contribute much offhand now. Might think of something later.
I CAME UP WITH THAT! T_T
i doubt that. we used to say it on basugasu all the time too.
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Haha, in Narihajimetta Koi no BELL after the second refrain Ishikawa Rika says something that really sound like "That's Gay" or "Let's Gay" XD
Makes me laugh everytime.
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It wasn't on my part, but when my friend heard Roman~My Dear Boy~, she misheard "HEY MY BOY!" as "GRAB MY GROIN~!"
That so knocked me out xDDDD So whenever I sang "Imeeji de kimaru yo~!" she would shout "GRAB MY GROIN!" xD
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I remember driving my car with a friend and Oduro11's song was playing and she heard the chanting in the background and said "WTF? Did they just say 'vagina'?" XD and of course I corrected her but could not explain to her what it meant.
Then there's "Memories in the mammaries", "Soup and salad generation", and that's all I can think of right now. :lol:
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HELP HELP DANGEROUS ASS
HELP HELP, JESUS CHRIST
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Dangerous ass is a classic XD!
You know it's epic when...
(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9402/kaoridangerousassxx4.gif) :wahaha:
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In Berryz' Happiness I always hear "we welcome this hottness/hardness tonight" XD
edit: just remembered another one!
In Aya's Kiseki no Kaori Dance I always thought she sang "merry christmas" instead of "very pretty dance"
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In Aya's Kiseki no Kaori Dance I always thought she sang "merry christmas" instead of "very pretty dance"
^To me it sounded like" My free zone" or "My Prison" XD
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HAHA I've had several in the past XD
In LOVE Machine, I thought akarui was "I gotta win".
LOL In The Peace! In the line "iketenaize HAHAHAHAHA" I thought for a long time that they said "we can take it easy" XD
In Get Up! Rapper I misheard Nacchi saying "Only a gay guy" when it's suppose to be "omiyage ga" LOL :lol:
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In RR21 I used to hear
chou chou chou pikachu, chou chou chou chou pikachu
:lol:
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In Koharu's 'Happy,' I always hear "soukai! HAPPY!!" as "So darn HAPPY!!" :lol:
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don't know why sometimes I heard Ribbon no Kishi's "Anata ni Aitai" as "Anata ni Ah itai" and C-ute's "Wakkyanai (Z)" as "What can I said" :lol: :lol: ........ hmmm ..... I think it's normal :lol:
also when my mom first heard Chokkan 2's "souda souda souda!!", she pointed at me and said "soh-ga soh-ga soh-ga !!" (soh-ga means crazy/lunatic in Cantonese) :lol: :lol: :lol: (btw, she was like "ah, soudesu ka~" after I said "aiya, it's Japanese, not Cantonese ....." :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:)
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In RR21 I used to hear
chou chou chou pikachu, chou chou chou chou pikachu
:lol:
and I used to hear
chou chou chou read kanji, chou chou chou chou read kanji
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Maki Goto - Some boys! Touch
0.20
Namida nuredasu hitomi'
She holds the su onto the next word and it sounds like 'Shit on me [shit on me shit on me echos]'. She seemed to stop holding that note quite early on in live performances, I guess someone told her not to say it like that, haha.
Melon Kinenbi - Unforgettable
These are all the male echos in the song
00.39
'Like a fish'
00.44
'Hairy Ass'
1.52
'Bodyspine'
That MKB song gave me the lols for days. :heart:
There are so much more as well, I'll have a look through my songs and see if I can remember more.
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My friend and I were so high on coke so we listened to hana wo puun, and she said
O WAIT, HANNAH WENT BOOM?! XD That made us laugh for hours. :lol:
And there was when I first listened to Mr. Moonlihgt
Fu! Jerry's mine! instead of Futer is mine! XD
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I used to sing in love machine
LOVE LOVE LOVE MACHINE
LOVE LOVE LOVE SPECIAL
LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR FREE
then I read the lyrics and it made better sense
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In HOW DO YOU LIKE JAPAN? ~Nihon wa Donna Kanji Dekka?~, towards the end, Miki has a solo:
shizen mo ii ne nihongoku
I hear it as:
shizen mo ii ne nihoncock
:muffin: Oh Miki.
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In MM - Shabondoma:
"Anta meigi na koi wo shina"
sounds like: "I'm Kamei". Too bad it's not her line :)
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I used to sing in love machine
LOVE LOVE LOVE MACHINE
LOVE LOVE LOVE SPECIAL
LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR FREE
then I read the lyrics and it made better sense
I heard the same thing before looking up the real lyrics :lol:
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LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR FREE
Wait, are you sayin' that's not what they're singing?
*goes to look up lyrics*
Oh I see XD
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in love machine, i always heard "LOVE LOVE LOVE FOR THREE"
Lol
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^ haha so did i until just now.
there was this vid on youtube of kago singing "akarui" from love machine and the title of the video was something like "kago finally got a wii". it was back when the wii first came out. it was funny. it really sounded like she was saying "i gotta wii"
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I'n Piriri to Yukou, I though that they said "Shower everyday! WOW WOW WOW YEAH YEAH YEAH"
Hnn, what else.. Oh yeah! In Seishun! LOVE Lunch, i thought Saki said "Aisor RANCHI" XD And before I was a diehard Momusu fan, I always read Souda! WE'RE ALIVE "Sounda! WE'RE ALIVE"
And before i knew what "souda" means, In chokkan 2, I thought they were talking about soda. :lol:
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from morning musume resonant blue
the guy speaking in the intro sounds like "president blue from the top" rather than "resonant blue from the top"
then in the chorus it sounds like "slide, slide, kiss shinai" rather than "tonight, tonight, kiss shinai."
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Aruiteru:
"Hitori ja nai" sounds like "Hitomi Dja (dewa) nai" (as in It's not Yossi).
Kira kira:
"Tatakau no" sounds like "Tanaka ooh wow!" :)
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Kachoize!
So wants to become
Kancho Ii ne!
"Kancho Ii ne! Kancho Ii ne! (ooh huh)" lol.
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Maki Goto - Some boys! Touch
0.20
Namida nuredasu hitomi'
She holds the su onto the next word and it sounds like 'tae on me [tae on me tae on me echos]'. She seemed to stop holding that note quite early on in live performances, I guess someone told her not to say it like that, haha.
"Tae on me?" Are jph!p replacing the s**t word with Tae. LOL.
Anyway, so funny!! :lol:
Melon Kinenbi - Unforgettable
These are all the male echos in the song
00.39
'Like a fish'
00.44
'Hairy Ass'
1.52
'Bodyspine'
Haha! Those are so funny! XD But I actually do think they say bodyspine! XD
Ok, got a new one:
In Jaja Uma Paradise, when they sing ADAMU to IVUko, Ivuko sound like boob call.
The funny thing is that in the PV they form a phone with their hands and drags it to their boob as they sing this. XD
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In Futari wa NS, I keep thinking that they say "Santa" in some part of the song. :lol:
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the stress lyrics :S
2.21 min
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I can't believe I forgot about Maki Goto - Ekizo no Disco.
Disco Dick. That's all I'll say. :lol:
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Milky Way - Anata Boshi
it sounds like nothing but "Na na na nu" + squeaky voice ............. until part of the lyrics is out ~
but since I don't know Japanese, it's normal ~~~~~
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Ai Araba It's All Right -> Ai Araba It's All Night
The Peace! : Let's go, let's piss piss
Saikoukyuu no Enjoy Girls -> Psycho kyuu no Enjoy Girls
Robokiss : Yabai aitsu wa lesbian
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In GAM's Amai Yuwaku I kept hearing something completely different when they sing "that's temptation" but after I checked the lyrics I forgot what it was that I always heard :lol:
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ok, usually I mishear the lyrics from the male backvocals, and the problem is, there aren't always official lyrics for that, so I never really get to know what they really say.
during the bridge in RR21, he says something like
"Love Revolution, all together now, so..."
I keep hearing
"Love Revolution, all to get an asshole"
In Sexy Boy, at the beggining I hear
"Sexy boy, from outerland, sexy boy, IN YOUR MOUTH"
And in LALALA shiawase no uta at the beggining I hear
"M for baby, ok, let's girls!"
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In LALALA Shiawase no Uta, I thought they said "asshole" in part of the song. :lol:
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@ Tokaikko Junjou
my friends heard "Kokyuu shiteru" VERY wrongly
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Two new ones:
* In Sono Bamen de Bibiccha Ikenai jan! (Morning Musume, duh), I was sure Michishige was starting with "My Monkey Ichiban!" (My Monkey is Number One!) XD
However seem it was actually maemuki (being positive). :P
* Let's Do Dai Hakken! (Fujimoto Miki), Miki's first "yaaaheeeyy~" sound exactly like "Gaay yeah hey~" XD
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This is kind of new and just started recently, whenever I listen to "Osaka Koi no Uta" on my mp3 player I hear "koi no buta" XD in the refrain.
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In HELP!!! by Momusu, I kept thinking they said "Help, help, dangerous earth. Help, help Jesus Christ." xDD
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Help Help, dangerous ass!
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In Resonant Blue, the first sentence said by the guy at the beggining sounds like "I have a belly"
we can hear it even better in the tsunku version.
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In C-ute's "Meguru Koi no Kisetsu", I always hear the line "terekusai ne" as "dare kusai ne" (someone stinks) XD
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oh, and in Maki Goto's "Uwasa no Sexy Guy":
"ueme tsukai ueme tsukai ueme tsukai"
sounds like
"you're an amazing guy, you're an amazing guy, you're an amazing guy"
Kind of in an Engrishy way though:
u-e-me tsu-ka-i
you-a-ma zing-gu-y
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In NATURE IS GOOD, my sister thought they were saying "Ah wowowow... De ja vu!" XD
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In Odore! Morning Curry, I though "Koushinryou ga hiketsu" was "Koushin gyoza hiketsu". XD
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Matsuura Aya - Kizuna
0.41 & 2.28;
Sex to your Eyes
:P
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ok here are a few, because i cant remember them all but i hear thhe wrong thing all the time
my sis: (Ambitious) "Boys and girls we are vicious XD
me: (Aruiteru) Aru-eat-a-dog
I have to get my hearing checked out! Seriously! i also thought I heard this
me: (Egao yes nude) Hitomi-is-tell-me-she-is-jealoush
and of course
(same) doori doori criminal naze ka
what else? I thought the Yukowo in do it now was like "YUKO! WOW!!!!!" and many more! I will try to remember.
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In Suki Sugite Baka Mitai, I thought Nacchi said "Syesha kokoro mitai~" (I wanna see Syesha's heart or something along the lines xD)
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In 'Souda, we're alive':
"Funky discotheque" sounds like "F***ing discotheque" :lol:
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I used to hear funky disco chick!
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In Love Machine, I thought the
Love Love Love Machine
Love Love Love Station
Love Love Love Factory
was
Love Love Love Machine
Love Love Love is special
Love Love Love Country
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In Acchi Chikyuu wo Samasunda, I thought they were waying "Help help dangerous ASS Help Help, the ASS cries" xDDD
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Resonant Blue i thought they were saying 'happy' instead of 'help me'
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In RR21 I used to hear
chou chou chou pikachu, chou chou chou chou pikachu
:lol:
and I used to hear
chou chou chou read kanji, chou chou chou chou read kanji
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. me tooooo.
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I thought "Arigatou" in Ayaya's Kizuna was Ari'natto' XD
In Ai no Sono Touch my Heart, I would always hear, "I'm so proud of you ...." but I always thought it was supposed to be "I'm in front of you ......" I barely checked it today and I was right all along~ :lol:
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I thought "Arigatou" in Ayaya's Kizuna was Ari'natto' XD
The fact that Aya hates "natto" (i.e. the fermented soy beans) makes that even more LULZ. :lol:
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I thought "Arigatou" in Ayaya's Kizuna was Ari'natto' XD
The fact that Aya hates "natto" (i.e. the fermented soy beans) makes that even more LULZ. :lol:
exactly~ :wahaha:
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LOLz
I just had another moment of H!P lyric enlightenment!!!
I always thought in the refrain of Roman-My Dear Boy they sing "let's have a dance naiii naiii" the subbed PV I just watched finally cleared that up. It's "my dear, my dear"
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LOL yeah the pronouncing in this song :lol:
i dunno why, but everytime i hear C\C in the part of the "give me love give me love give me" (the one they say it fast) i still hear ot as "kimi da kimi da kimi" . Evevn after looking at the lyrics i still sing it as that :?
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I hear "washing machine" in 10 nin Matsuri's Dancing! Natsu Matsuri
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I hear "washing machine" in 10 nin Matsuri's Dancing! Natsu Matsuri
omg me too
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I keep thinking that Kamei's saying "Trapezoid" in Lemoni Iro to Milk Tea. :lol:
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in the start of Sou Da We're alive, I hear "Turkey turkey shitemitai..."
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LOL yeah the pronouncing in this song :lol:
i dunno why, but everytime i hear C\C in the part of the "give me love give me love give me" (the one they say it fast) i still hear ot as "kimi da kimi da kimi" . Evevn after looking at the lyrics i still sing it as that :?
same here, i just can't heard the "correct" lyric
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I hear Camilla Camilla Camilla XD
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LOL yeah the pronouncing in this song :lol:
i dunno why, but everytime i hear C\C in the part of the "give me love give me love give me" (the one they say it fast) i still hear ot as "kimi da kimi da kimi" . Evevn after looking at the lyrics i still sing it as that :?
HAHA if you did'nt post that i would of never known so there no saying "kimi wa" (which i thought they were saying) its "give me love" really fast makes more sense lol
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I also hear "Tequila" in the same song......maybe my ears really do need a check-up..... so I'm going for an ultrasound on Fridsay :)... except that's off by like a metre.
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When the song ends, instead of hearing the weird thank you they normally say, now I keep hearing them say SANK YOU! :fap
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Was listening to the radio rip of High-King's song on the Pucchi Best 10 album, and I can't help but twitch everytime I listen, because even though I love the song, I don't hear them sing "Destiny Love".
What I hear is "Disney Love".
orz
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The "Thanks to your love" line in Kizuna tends to turn into "Sucks to be your love". :twisted:
In the H!P WH '09 version of Mr. Moonlight, right after Takahashi gets done serenading Chisato ( XD) I hear "Dakara I want to sleep with you seinen." :shocked:
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in Buono! - Our Songs' second chorus, i thought they sing "Your days" at the end, but i just looked at the lyrics in the album booklet, it's actually "Pure days" hum...now that i listen to it again, i can hear "pure" indeed :sweatdrop:
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I keep hearing Disney Love in destiny love u.u'
in Diamonds Takahashi's line is Mimi de, I heard vivire (spanish= I'll live) xD (I was really exited when I first heard it XD)
And no matter how many time I heard the right lyrics for Love Machine I keep singing it wrong xD
Dance! Dancin' all of the night! = Dance Dancing for all the night
Love Love Love Station = Love love love Special
Love Love Love Factory = Love love love Country
Love! Love is so wonderful = Love love is a wonderful XDDDD
That's all I can think of right now...
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In Iku Zyx Fligh High I always hear "Roppongi MIKI WOW!"
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nothing beats the HELL MEEEEEE from Resonanto Blue
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In Biyuden's Ai Suite Room, I thought "sweet room love" was "sweet blue blood."
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In MM's I'm Lucky girl, I keep hearing "unlucky girl" :lol:
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When mano or the backround vocals in her song says "My days for you" i think they said "My taste for you" :sweatdrop:
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Momusu's "Only you," I will forever hear "Itsumo no Yell for you" as "Itsumi no L for you."
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When I was listening to Minna Daisuki by Buono with my friend he told that Miyabi's line "Muri ssu kenka shitari" sounded like "No needs to get in bed". Now I can't unhear it. :lol:
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In SEXY BOY ~Soyokaze ni Yorisotte~, I keep hearing: "Sexy boy IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Not sure if that's what he really says, but I thought it was funny. :lol:
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I always hear "Seishun Collection" as Seishun 'Correction.' xD
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"Lap Dance"
【HD】松浦 亜弥 ナビが壊れた王子様(LOVE CHANCE) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWn2mp7NuPQ#ws)
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I'm sure we all know the classics...
"Summer Reggae Rainbow" = SUMMON A GAY RAINBOW
"Help! Help! Dangerous Earth" = DANGEROUS ASS
"Special Generation" = SOUP AND SALAD GENERATION
"Destiny Love" = DISNEY LOVE
And now, in 2016, we have "My Vision" = MY PIGEON
(http://picroda.jphip.com/hp/jphip37247.jpg)
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:O
https://twitter.com/cornycornflakes/status/831932084243402752
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Tsubaki Factory-Just Try
"just try your best"
sounds like "destroy your face" to me.it completely flip the meaning,from encouragement to destruction,,
XD
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while catching up with Hello Station they played a clip of a live. "Are you ready to fuck?"
https://youtu.be/JgifpHf29yQ?t=14m55s
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^ almost could be a slogan on one of Ai Takahashi's
T-Shirts....
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I hear "Subway Station" instead of "Surface Tension"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VuIMKt2cjA
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^ now I hear that as well :lol: