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JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« on: April 01, 2010, 11:36:22 AM »
JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership

JPHiP.com is proud to announce a new partnership with retail wholesaler Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. They will be our main sponsor as we recover from financial losses incurred by The Crack Staff's boozing, hooker parties and lavish spending.

Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. works directly with the making of quality products ranging from food products, toys, and the latest in technology. These are the same products you see in the flea markets and streets of Staten Island, so your support and your feedback are both very important. We look forward to the exciting months ahead and our common goal of creating easy money.

You will hopefully see the benefits in the coming months, as we work to reduce our debts. These products are 100% made by the most skillful Thai sweatshop labourers as supervised by The Evil Super Villain. They have been tested by fellow Crack Staff and HiPstaz like yourself, so you know this shit is safe.

Please browse through our latest products:

When you want your dick to ride and glide, look no further than arun's anal lube. It's 110% GREEZY and long-lasting, super-slippery oil-based lubricant.

Our Price: $8.99 Free delivery

World exclusive! Crack Staffer shirenu has teamed up with LoveHoney to produce a Rabbit that's easier to use, more powerful, and more orgasmic than any other rabbit!

Our Price: $29.99 Free delivery

From light smacking to heavy whacking, punish the naughty... with style! Spank them until they're rosy with this :hipheart: logo shaped paddle! Definitely one to make them blush but not shadowstar!

Our Price: $14.99 Free delivery

A naughty little secret that will prime your sex drive, BarrieV's Spiked Duotone Berries are special weighted ben-wa balls with lots of texture. As you slide these firmly nubbed balls inside, you'll shiver with every bump.

Our Price: $20.99 Free delivery

Our versatile Wireless Power Harness now available with a dual density, maintenance-free, life-like, tapered Pure Skin dong. Patented self-contained motor, 3 powerful speeds with push button control.

Our Price: $58.99 Free delivery

If you ever felt cold at night, or wanted to that extra protection while riding your motorcycle, look no further than the JPHiP Snuggie. This is one blankie that Davetron never leaves home without!

Our Price: $8.99 Free delivery

Feeling uninspired? Wondering what the next day will bring? Wondered why you should listen to Korean Music? Did you forget what was playing on JPHiP Radio today? Then download this app and have kuno_thunder tell you!

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These canes ain’t for walking with a limp… they for struttin like a Pimp! The only pimp cane that Masa uses as he leads JPH!P down the streets of Finland!

Our Price: $8,888.88 Free delivery

Feeling not so regular? Try a dose of Asmodai, as it Works Gently overnight, just like him! Relief often occurs with 6 to 12 hours.

Our Price: $6.99 Free delivery

Ever want to pull of the KKANGPAE Look but didn't know how? Don't be a poser, grab one of these Sandos as endorsed by our very own Owaranai_sLaVe!

Our Price: $9.99 Free delivery

You’ll probably be staying in your bedroom all night long considering that you have the kinkiest Crack Staffer by your side. Yes, daigong is you’re for the taking and he has wide open mouth and tight love holes to accommodate your erect pole any time and without any protest.

Our Price: $699.69 Free delivery

For the special lady or dude we have plenty of erotic cakes featuring our very own DJ tenkei. Sure to please that bachelorette party or Housewives Ladies Night Out!

Our Price: $29.69 Free delivery

Ever had a night out in the woods, where you did nothing but drink and play poker, and then drink some more. To avoid that hangover feeling, try one of Stryfe's Genki Drinks! Made only from the finest ingredients.

Our Price: $19.99 / case Free delivery

Blenders are a great way to save time and there are many healthy benefits of having a delicious smooth drink. The best ingredient is babies so why not use Tama's Baby Blender to get your daily dose of EVIL!!

Our Price: $666.66 Free delivery

Act now! The Crack Staff our standing by to take your order!! :jphip:

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Re: JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 12:06:27 PM »
I love rabbits!! :heart:
LJ★  ~Rest in Peace marimari, Jabronisaur, ChrNo & Fushigidane

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Re: JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2010, 02:29:27 PM »
I've tried that stryfe's genki drink, it's horny!

It's time to support JPH!P and our new sponsor Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD ok guys!

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Re: JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2010, 02:35:33 PM »
I couldn't live without my Berries

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Re: JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2010, 04:19:47 PM »
Oh snap! JPHiP is expanding! Fuckin awesome! Let me get 2 orders of those arian paddles, 10 orders of arun lubes, 4 orders of barryv berries, 5 jphip snuggies, and a baby blender! You know what, throw in that Big Dai Doll, freakin hot! :lol:

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Re: JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2010, 02:57:03 AM »
Oh you know I'm getting that Hype Machine app, and I don't even have an iPhone!


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Re: JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2010, 08:46:55 AM »
our sales went through the roof thanks everyone!! but srsly lol no one noticed the spelling mistake phew.

Another April Fools in the book, thanks for putting up with The Crackheads  :pimp: and remember:

JPHiP.com STAY TRUE TO THE GAME!! :jphip:

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