JPHiP.com and Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. form Partnership JPHiP.com is proud to announce a new partnership with retail wholesaler Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. They will be our main sponsor as we recover from financial losses incurred by The Crack Staff's boozing, hooker parties and lavish spending.
Fukien Ho Fat Trading LTD. works directly with the making of quality products ranging from food products, toys, and the latest in technology. These are the same products you see in the flea markets and streets of Staten Island, so your support and your feedback are both very important. We look forward to the exciting months ahead and our common goal of creating easy money.
You will hopefully see the benefits in the coming months, as we work to reduce our debts. These products are 100% made by the most skillful Thai sweatshop labourers as supervised by The Evil Super Villain. They have been tested by fellow Crack Staff and HiPstaz like yourself, so you know this shit is safe.
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