Author Topic: The Official Yuko Oshima Thread (Read 770667 times)

Masa · « **Reply #320 on:** December 25, 2009, 01:49:10 PM »

My post #23,000 is dedicated to the awesomeness that is Yuko Oshima. In fact, Yuko Oshima is so awesome that she lets Chuck Norris take credit for all the amazing things she does. So, I would like to present you.... THE ORIGINAL YUKO OSHIMA FACTS!

"Yuko Oshima can eat just one Lay's potato chip."

"Yuko Oshima is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing."

"There is no 'ctrl' button on Yuko Oshima's computer. Yuko Oshima is always in control."

"Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Yuko Oshima can change the laws of physics. With her fists."

"There are no races, only countries of people Yuko Oshima has beaten to different shades of black and blue."

"The quickest way to a man's heart is with Yuko Oshima's fist."

"Yuko Oshima doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear."

"Yuko Oshima has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. She won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO."

"Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Yuko Oshima's warm-up exercises."

"Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary."

"Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Yukotatorship."

"On her birthday, Yuko Oshima randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

"Yuko Oshima can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."

"Yuko Oshima recently had the idea to sell her urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."

"There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Yuko Oshima allows to live."

"Yuko Oshima does not "style" her hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror."

"Along with her black belt, Yuko Oshima often chooses to wear golden shoes. No one has DARED call her on it. Ever."

"The Yuko Oshima military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Yuko Oshima could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn."

"Yuko Oshima eats steak for every single meal. Most times she forgets to kill the cow."

"There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Yuko Oshima."

"Yuko Oshima can hold her breathe for nine years."

"Yuko Oshima can do a wheelie on a unicycle."

"When Yuko Oshima gives you the finger, she's telling you how many seconds you have left to live."

"In the beginning there was nothing...then Yuko Oshima Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe."

maliciel · « **Reply #321 on:** December 25, 2009, 01:54:24 PM »

Best. Milestone. Ever.

Masa · « **Reply #322 on:** December 25, 2009, 04:55:33 PM »

jafeijai · « **Reply #323 on:** December 25, 2009, 05:54:57 PM »

Quote from: maliciel on December 25, 2009, 01:54:24 PM

Best. Milestone. Ever.

I'd like to agree.

Melchizadek · « **Reply #324 on:** December 25, 2009, 06:29:32 PM »

Quote from: Masa on December 25, 2009, 01:49:10 PM

"On her birthday, Yuko Oshima randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."

On no! Yuko Oshima's throwing my little sister into the sun!!

Epic post, Masa. I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time.

And here's to 23,000 more.

Blu-Cherri · « **Reply #325 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:16:08 PM »

WOOP YUKO POWER!!!

john_hung · « **Reply #326 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:38:33 PM »

i lol'd for real

the pics

daigong · « **Reply #327 on:** December 25, 2009, 10:49:42 PM »

Quote from: Masa on December 25, 2009, 01:49:10 PM

My post #23,000 is dedicated to the awesomeness that is Yuko Oshima.

Congrats homie! and to that I say: OBILIR!!

Masa · « **Reply #328 on:** December 26, 2009, 07:00:39 AM »

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Masa · « **Reply #330 on:** December 26, 2009, 11:05:44 PM »

Masa · « **Reply #331 on:** December 27, 2009, 07:08:00 AM »

Masa · « **Reply #332 on:** December 27, 2009, 10:53:34 AM »

Masa · « **Reply #333 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:06:50 PM »

Melchizadek · « **Reply #334 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:21:14 PM »

^ Naki Nagara Hohoende is - in my opinion - one of the most beautiful songs to ever come out of AKB48.

Plus, Yuko looks great in that outfit.

If you had posted this earlier, it probably would have gotten more votes in the ballad poll

Masa · « **Reply #335 on:** December 27, 2009, 06:57:48 PM »

Quote from: Melchizadek on December 27, 2009, 06:21:14 PM

If you had posted this earlier, it probably would have gotten more votes in the ballad poll

True. Too bad I discovered that song like an hour ago

Masa · « **Reply #336 on:** December 28, 2009, 07:45:13 AM »

EX Taishu No.12 (December 2009)

maliciel · « **Reply #337 on:** December 28, 2009, 08:17:05 AM »

Yuko Oshima = God Tier

Masa · « **Reply #338 on:** December 28, 2009, 09:05:53 AM »

SomethingWild · « **Reply #339 on:** December 28, 2009, 10:56:36 AM »

Oshima Yuko is the Girl of the AKBWeek!

How/when you got to know her:
My favorite thing(s) about her:
My disliked thing(s) about her:
A memorable performance:
A moment that made me laugh:
A moment that surprised me:
A picture that I like:
A video that I like:
1st PB vs 2nd PB:
Other comments:

You voted in the favorite member poll and Yuko came out as the clear winner! That's why she will be in the spotlight during this AKBWeek!!!