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For August
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LAME JOKE STA~TORisa Niigaki was discreetly following and observing the apple of her eyes, Ai Takahashi, form a distance. She was also busy clicking her Gakiphone, capturing some candid pictures of her long time secretly-so-admired friend. The object of her desire was busy styling her hair in front of a mirror and so her captured pictures were mostly of back view and side view poses.
When her secretly-so-loved friend was done with her hair and make up, she turned around and walked towards her direction, and so Risa changed her position to appear busy with other things, but a pair of eyes was observing her for some time without her knowing.
ERI:
Aichan, can I ask for a medicine for swelling?
AI: Swelling of what?
ERI: Swelling of the heart.
AI: Eh?!
ERI: And I know you’re the only person that has that medicine.
AI: Eh?!
ERI: You see, my best friend here *points at Risa* is so into you, her heart will explode any minute now.
RISA:
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LAME JOKE STA~TOAi Takahashi was taking her evening walk
enjoying the glow and warmth of the moon over the lovely AiGaki mountain when she saw her friend, Risa Niigaki coming her way
And so she beamed the warmest smile
she could produce at her friend, only to be disappointed
when the said friend did not pay her any attention and continued to walk
AI: Why are you like this?
RISA: Huh?
AI: Most of the time, we walk past each other like strangers
RISA:
AI: You hardly greet me when we meet on the streets.
RISA: Eh?
AI: Which makes me wonder, are we gonna be still friends in five years’ time?
RISA:
Hmmm
I'm not sure about that, maybe we won't
AI:
RISA: Because by then, you’re already my wife
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For September ( Just in case
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LAME JOKE STA~TOAi’s head hurts
Scrunching up her nose in slight discomfort, she slowly opened her eyes while trying to think what had happened before she lost her consciousness
And then she remembered
she stepped onto something slimy
gave out a manly scream
and fell onto the grassy ground, hard
Deciding to stay in her laying position, she stared onto the blue sky and heard some birds chirping in the nearby bushes. It calmed her. It made her forget about the headache. It’s a nice day, perfect for a picnic date she thought. And then without any warning a lovely face blocked her view
RISA: Are you alright?
Batting her eyes, Ai’s smile slowly crept onto her face
trying really hard to look innocent but sexy at the same time.
AI: Am I in heaven now?
RISA: EH? What makes you think you’re in heaven?
AI: Because I can see an angel in front of me
RISA:
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AI: Can I undress you? I promise it won’t take long
RISA: EH?! What?! Why?!
AI: So that I'll know how angels hide their wings.
RISA:
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