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Hello! Mad Libs (Part II. Links to stories in first post)
« on: July 15, 2008, 12:45:14 PM »
Hello! Mad Libs

For those who don’t know what Mad Libs is:
Mad Libs is a two person game where a story/script is set up with missing words.  One partner is allowed to see the script, the other is not.  In place of the missing words are instructions on what kind of words belong in those spaces (example: noun (past tense), adverb, adjective, verb, and so on).  Partner 1, who has the script, tells Partner 2 to think up of those words.  P1 then writes the words P2 has thought of in the spaces in the script.  The outcome is often hilarious.

So I set up a script and a list of words to see if anybody wanted to play.  Could be fun.  It'll be a one time thing, because once the script is revealed, it ruins the surprise.  For anyone who wants to play, please post your list of words.  Any number of people can do it.  I'll fill in the blanks, and then later post the stories we've "written together".  If you need any help or more examples, don't hesitate to ask.

Click here to see the word list for H!P Mad Libs part 2


H!P Mad Libs Part 2 complete stories:
According to tru_harmony

According to ShikyoxYaiba

According to Fenrir

According to strawb3rrykream

According to zay05ohayou

According to Sukoshi

According to sweeety


H!P Mad Libs part 1:

1. A number
2. A month
3. A month
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…)
5. Adjective
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…)
7. Family member
8. Something you can eat or drink
9. A flavour
10. An animal
11. A given ("first")name (male or female)
12. A number
13. A city name
14. Adjective
15. Something you wear
16. Something you wear
17. Adjective
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...)
19. Body part
20. A full name (non-H!P)
21. A nickname related to the name in #20.
22. Adjective
23. H!P girl's name
24. Another H!P girl's name
25. And yet another H!P girl's name
26. A fruit (plural)
27. A season
28. Adjective
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...)
30. An occupation
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...)
32. Verb (past tense)
33. Verb (past tense)
34. Noun (plural)
35. A colourr
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...)
37. An exclamation
38. Adjective
39. Verb (past tense)
40. A number
41. H!P girl's name from #23
42. H!P girl's name from #24
43. H!P girl's name from #25
44. Adjective
45. Adjective
46. Adjective
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing")
48. Same as in #29
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years)
50. A number
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad"
52. Noun
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...)
54. A number
55. A number
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...)
57. H!P girl's name from #24
58. A famous man's full name
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...)
60. Adjective
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...)
62. H!P girl's name from #23
63. H!P girl's name from #25
64. Occupation from #30
65. Noun (plural)

And that's it.  I hope this doesn't flop miserably.  :lol:

And we're done:
According to AmberSan

According to ChiruChaCha

According to Rei.rev.07

According to Naomi

According to Anton_91

According to tru_harmony

According to poets

According to Sukoshi

According to kRisZ

According to Fenrir

According to sweeety

According to niigaki_risa
« Last Edit: November 18, 2008, 02:48:16 AM by OTN1 »

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2008, 01:15:40 PM »
Sounds like fun... hmmm  :P

1. A number : 100
2. A month: May
3. A month: January
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…): fax
5. Adjective: addicting
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…) : grandma
7. Family member : mother
8. Something you can eat or drink :schnitzel
9. A flavour : sour
10. An animal : beaver
11. A given ("first")name (male or female) : Yuuko
12. A number : 1000
13. A city name : Cairo
14. Adjective : annoying
15. Something you wear : skirt
16. Something you wear : earmuffs
17. Adjective: suffocating
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...) : quietly
19. Body part : ear
20. A full name (non-H!P) : Felipe Kolombo  (XD)
21. A nickname related to the name in #20. : Minimi
22. Adjective : beautiful
23. H!P girl's name : Umeda Erika
24. Another H!P girl's name : Arihara Kanna
25. And yet another H!P girl's name : Sudou Maasa
26. A fruit (plural) : tangerines
27. A season: spring
28. Adjective: marvelous
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...) : encylopedia
30. An occupation : bartender
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...): mentioned
32. Verb (past tense) : swam
33. Verb (past tense): smelled
34. Noun (plural) : bees
35. A colourr: indigo
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...) : irregular  galaxy:roll:
37. An exclamation : I like to follow people
38. Adjective: gross
39. Verb (past tense): swallowed
40. A number: 567
41. H!P girl's name from #23: Umeda Erika
42. H!P girl's name from #24: Arihara Kanna
43. H!P girl's name from #25: Sudou Maasa
44. Adjective: pretty
45. Adjective: avoidable
46. Adjective: perverted
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing"): snowing
48. Same as in #29 : dictionary
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years) : 8 years
50. A number : 24
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad" : bad
52. Noun: mountain
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...): ,idnight
54. A number : 5
55. A number: 3
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...) : third
57. H!P girl's name from #24 : Arihara Kanna
58. A famous man's full name : Albert Einstein
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...) : Morroco
60. Adjective : handsome
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...) : mellow
62. H!P girl's name from #23: Umeda Erika
63. H!P girl's name from #25: Sudou Maasa
64. Occupation from #30: bartender
65. Noun (plural) : girls

« Last Edit: July 15, 2008, 07:20:20 PM by AmberSan »

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2008, 03:57:10 PM »
Wow it's been forever since I posted in the fanfic section, just been lurking from time to time xD But hey OTN's back! The idea seems fun so I'm gonna give it a try.

1. A number: two hundred and fifty eight point nine million
2. A month: March
3. A month: October
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…): telegraph
5. Adjective: kinky
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…): mother-in-law
7. Family member: great-great-grandfather
8. Something you can eat or drink: octopus
9. A flavour: acid
10. An animal: Siberian flying squirrel
11. A given ("first")name (male or female): Alf
12. A number: 5
13. A city name: Alburquerque
14. Adjective: skimpy
15. Something you wear: a monocle
16. Something you wear: flippers(I'm not sure if you use the verb "wear" for 15 and 16, if not let me know and I'll change it)
17. Adjective: ubiquitous
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...): eerily
19. Body part: left armpit
20. A full name (non-H!P): Hulk Hogan
21. A nickname related to the name in #20: Baldy
22. Adjective: flipping
23. H!P girl's name: Makoto Ogawa
24. Another H!P girl's name: Hitomi Saito
25. And yet another H!P girl's name: Miki Korenaga
26. A fruit (plural): coconuts
27. A season: autumn
28. Adjective: exasperating
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...): dictionary
30. An occupation: ivory dealer
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...): yelled
32. Verb (past tense): knocked down
33. Verb (past tense): whooped
34. Noun (plural): maraca
35. A colour: pistachio green
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...): rainbow
37. An exclamation: Yeeha! (not sure if that's what you mean)
38. Adjective: ephemeral
39. Verb (past tense): chirped
40. A number: 666
41. H!P girl's name from #23: Makoto Ogawa
42. H!P girl's name from #24: Hitomi Saito
43. H!P girl's name from #25: Miki Korenaga
44. Adjective: funky
45. Adjective: chunky
46. Adjective: mucky
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing"): freaking
48. Same as in #29: dictionary
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years): zillion years
50. A number: 4
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad": good
52. Noun: nun
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...): nap time
54. A number: 89
55. A number: 125
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...): thirty first
57. H!P girl's name from #24: Hitomi Saito
58. A famous man's full name: Elvis Aaron Presley
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...): county
60. Adjective: swirling
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...): happy
62. H!P girl's name from #23: Makoto Ogawa
63. H!P girl's name from #25: Miki Korenaga
64. Occupation from #30: ivory dealer
65. Noun (plural): cow


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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2008, 04:45:13 PM »
Haha, this is going to be interesting XD.

1. A number: 7
2. A month: November
3. A month: December
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…): Morse code
5. Adjective: Strange
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…): Fourth uncle twice removed
7. Family member: Cousin Itt
8. Something you can eat or drink: Bubble Tea
9. A flavour: Sour
10. An animal: Panda
11. A given ("first")name (male or female): Sadako
12. A number: 11
13. A city name: Fukuoka
14. Adjective: Dark
15. Something you wear: Hoodie
16. Something you wear: Combat boots
17. Adjective: Evil
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...): Amazingly
19. Body part: Eyes
20. A full name (non-H!P): Utada Hikaru
21. A nickname related to the name in #20: Hikki
22. Adjective: Beautiful
23. H!P girl's name: Takahashi Ai
24. Another H!P girl's name: Tanaka Reina
25. And yet another H!P girl's name: Kamei Eri
26. A fruit (plural): Watermelons
27. A season: Fall
28. Adjective: Dusty
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...): Hieroglyphics
30. An occupation: Shoe shiner
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...): Roared
32. Verb (past tense): Ran
33. Verb (past tense): Jumped
34. Noun (plural): Penguins
35. A colourr: Purple
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...): Black hole
37. An exclamation: To hell with you, all!!
38. Adjective: Insane
39. Verb (past tense): Tumbled
40. A number: 14
41. H!P girl's name from #23: Takahashi Ai
42. H!P girl's name from #24: Tanaka Reina
43. H!P girl's name from #25: Kamei Eri
44. Adjective: Talented
45. Adjective: Hardcore
46. Adjective: Shy
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing"): Chasing
48. Same as in #29: Hieroglyphics
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years): 28 days
50. A number: 22
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad": bad
52. Noun: Knife
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...): Midnight
54. A number: 2
55. A number: 5
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...): Second
57. H!P girl's name from #24: Tanaka Reina
58. A famous man's full name: Hero Jaejoong
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...): Transylvania
60. Adjective: Fun
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...): Dazed
62. H!P girl's name from #23: Takahashi Ai
63. H!P girl's name from #25: Kamei Eri
64. Occupation from #30: Shoe shiner
65. Noun (plural): Space ships

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 05:09:38 PM »
 :D

1. A number: 105,672.1
2. A month: October
3. A month: June
4. A method of communication: Telepathy
5. Adjective: Bouncy
6. Family member: Sister
7. Family member: Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather
8. Something you can eat or drink: Beer
9. A flavour: Roses
10. An animal: Pikachu (XD)
11. A given ("first")name (male or female): Billy Bob
12. A number: -87
13. A city name: Topeka
14. Adjective: Ugly
15. Something you wear: Socks
16. Something you wear: Mittens
17. Adjective: Squishy
18. Adverb: Loudly
19. Body part: Elbow
20. A full name (non-H!P): Michael Jackson
21. A nickname related to the name in #20: Wacko Jacko
22. Adjective: Pretty ugly
23. H!P girl's name: Yoshizawa Hitomi
24. Another H!P girl's name: Michishige Sayumi
25. And yet another H!P girl's name: Tsugunaga Momoko
26. A fruit (plural): Watermelon
27. A season: Fall
28. Adjective: Fuzzy
29. Something you can read: Porno magazine (Like Playboy, or whatever those kind are called. XD)
30. An occupation: Stripper
31. A way of saying something, past tense: Squealed
32. Verb: Ate
33. Verb: Sang
34. Noun: Batons
35. A colour: Black
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena: Saturn
37. An exclamation: Holy crap!
38. Adjective: Blue
39. Verb (past tense): Skipped
40. A number: 77
41. H!P girl's name from #23: Yoshizawa Hitomi
42. H!P girl's name from #24: Michishige Sayumi
43. H!P girl's name from #25: Tsugunaga Momoko
44. Adjective: Disgusting
45. Adjective: Sexy
46. Adjective: Fat
47. Gerund: Playing
48. Same as in #29: Cereal box
49. A period of time: 68 years, 10 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 14 hours, 8 minutes, 4 seconds, 8 milliseconds
50. A number: 500
51. Choose one of the following words: Bad
52. Noun: Plastic Bag
53. Time of day: A little after half-past 6
54. A number: Eleventy-four
55. A number: 99.99999
56. Ordinal number: Eighth
57. H!P girl's name from #24: Michishige Sayumi
58. A famous man's full name: Johnny Depp
59. Place name: Universe, or if you mean a specific place - Jamaica
60. Adjective: Chewy
61. A feeling: Depressed
62. H!P girl's name from #23: Yoshizawa Hitomi
63. H!P girl's name from #25: Tsugunaga Momoko
64. Occupation from #30: Stripper
65. Noun (plural): Cats

Whew!
« Last Edit: July 15, 2008, 05:12:04 PM by Naomi »

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 05:24:34 PM »
Ohhh so that's what Mad Libs is! (I thought it was called mad lips :P)
I watched this friends episode and was sorta confused. x3

1. A number: 1
2. A month: December
3. A month: July
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…): Fax-machine
5. Adjective: Weird
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…): grandmother
7. Family member: younger sister
8. Something you can eat or drink: Placenta
9. A flavour: Vanilla
10. An animal: Dodo
11. A given ("first")name (male or female): Goldie
12. A number: 8
13. A city name: San Fransisco
14. Adjective: Cold
15. Something you wear: Socks
16. Something you wear: Hat
17. Adjective: Cute
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...): badly
19. Body part: Spine
20. A full name (non-H!P): Joseph Pepperoni
21. A nickname related to the name in #20: Peppy-Josy-Posy
22. Adjective: difficult
23. H!P girl's name: Kusumi Koharu
24. Another H!P girl's name: Nakazawa Yuko
25. And yet another H!P girl's name: Hagiwara Mai
26. A fruit (plural): kiwis
27. A season: spring
28. Adjective: boring
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...): Shampo bottle
30. An occupation: Sailor
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...): shouted
32. Verb (past tense): Fell
33. Verb (past tense): Screamed
34. Noun (plural): Cars
35. A colour: orange
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...): galaxy
37. An exclamation: God is a woman!
38. Adjective: Naked
39. Verb (past tense): snored
40. A number: 3
41. H!P girl's name from #23: Kusumi Koharu
42. H!P girl's name from #24: Nakazawa Yuko
43. H!P girl's name from #25: Hagiwara Mai
44. Adjective: Bored
45. Adjective: Sleepy
46. Adjective: Excited
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing"): licking
48. Same as in #29: McDonalds Menu
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years): 2 seconds
50. A number: 1
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad": bad
52. Noun: Bag
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...): night
54. A number: 7
55. A number: 2
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...): three thousand
57. H!P girl's name from #24: Nakazawa Yuko
58. A famous man's full name: Lucky Luke
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...): Denmark
60. Adjective: Crazy
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...): excited
62. H!P girl's name from #23: Kusumi Koharu
63. H!P girl's name from #25: Hagiwara Mai
64. Occupation from #30: Sailor
65. Noun (plural): Pants

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 05:46:56 PM »
sounds like fun!!!!

1. A number: 2
2. A month: July
3. A month: September
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…): e-mail
5. Adjective: hot
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…): third cousin, twice removed
7. Family member: brother
8. Something you can eat or drink: chicken adobo
9. A flavour: vanilla
10. An animal: dog
11. A given ("first")name (male or female): charles
12. A number: 24
13. A city name: Tokyo
14. Adjective: huge
15. Something you wear: pants
16. Something you wear: shirt
17. Adjective: blue
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...): steadily
19. Body part: chin
20. A full name (non-H!P): arthur dimatanto
21. A nickname related to the name in #20.: arty
22. Adjective: thin
23. H!P girl's name: rika
24. Another H!P girl's name: yossui
25. And yet another H!P girl's name: saki
26. A fruit (plural): grapes
27. A season: summer
28. Adjective: happy
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...): self-help book
30. An occupation: janitor
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...): quipped
32. Verb (past tense): arrived
33. Verb (past tense): jumped
34. Noun (plural): cars
35. A colour: blue
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...): comet
37. An exclamation: HOLY!
38. Adjective: long
39. Verb (past tense): walked
40. A number: 19
41. H!P girl's name from #23: rika
42. H!P girl's name from #24: yossui
43. H!P girl's name from #25: saki
44. Adjective: cute
45. Adjective: hot
46. Adjective: short
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing"): running
48. Same as in #29: self-help book
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years): 24 hours
50. A number: 38
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad":bad
52. Noun: cloud
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...): 2:44
54. A number: 1444
55. A number: 30
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...): Third
57. H!P girl's name from #24: yossui
58. A famous man's full name: David Beckham
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...): city
60. Adjective: wide
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...): lonely
62. H!P girl's name from #23: rika
63. H!P girl's name from #25: saki
64. Occupation from #30: janitor
65. Noun (plural): boards

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2008, 07:14:50 PM »
1. A number - 666
2. A month - Novtobruary 
3. A month - Junarchust
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…) - DRUMS XD
5. Adjective - vivacious
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…) - UncleCousin <- these exist. It's when your fathers father marries your mothers sister. No one is related so don't go all incestual on me XD
7. Family member - BrotherFather, ok now you can go incestual on me LOL LOL LOL
8. Something you can eat or drink - Bitter Tea
9. A flavour -  :otomerika: (Get it?)
10. An animal - kinkachu
11. A given ("first")name (male or female) - Sunako
12. A number - 1444 =)
13. A city name - Pompey
14. Adjective - Thorny
15. Something you wear - Perfume
16. Something you wear - Make-up
17. Adjective - shaky
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...) - growingly
19. Body part - Shoulder
20. A full name (non-H!P) - Santiago Douglas De La Rosa Guzman
21. A nickname related to the name in #20. - Cukii
22. Adjective - dirty brown
23. H!P girl's name - Ogawa Makoto
24. Another H!P girl's name - Nakazawa Yuko
25. And yet another H!P girl's name - Umeda Erika
26. A fruit (plural) - Coconuts
27. A season - Fall
28. Adjective - silky
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...) - STOP SIGN
30. An occupation - Cafe Maid
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...) - Blinked
32. Verb (past tense) - skidded
33. Verb (past tense) - Danced
34. Noun (plural) - Walls
35. A color: Magenta
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...) - Dark Dwarf
37. An exclamation - OH MY GAH!!
38. Adjective - crystal
39. Verb (past tense) - clapped
40. A number - 42 (Get it?)
41. H!P girl's name from #23 - Ogawa Makoto
42. H!P girl's name from #24 - Nakazawa Yuko
43. H!P girl's name from #25 - Umeda Erika
44. Adjective - Clean
45. Adjective - Fuzzy
46. Adjective - Sandy
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing") - convulsing
48. Same as in #29 - STOP SIGN
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years) - Millenium
50. A number - 24
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad" - Bad
52. Noun - Hair
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...) - Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter of your balls (<- an american saying)
54. A number - 84
55. A number - 0
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...) - Forty Second
57. H!P girl's name from #24 - Nakazawa Yuko
58. A famous man's full name - James Bond
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...) - Sayumi's House
60. Adjective - Horny (and i don't mean the feelings you get in your pants when you wanna get into some else's pants)
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...) - Tipsy
62. H!P girl's name from #23 - Ogawa Makoto
63. H!P girl's name from #25 - Umeda Erika
64. Occupation from #30 - Cafe Maid
65. Noun (plural) - Flies
« Last Edit: July 16, 2008, 03:35:20 AM by poets »
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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2008, 01:56:24 AM »
Time to give this a try~

1. A number: 987
2. A month: November
3. A month: July
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…): text message
5. Adjective: colourful
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…): younger brother
7. Family member: great grandmother
8. Something you can eat or drink: shaved ice
9. A flavour: mango
10. An animal: raccoon
11. A given ("first")name (male or female): Sakura
12. A number: 7
13. A city name: Chiba
14. Adjective: warm
15. Something you wear: hat
16. Something you wear: earrings
17. Adjective: slow
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...): beautifully
19. Body part: elbow
20. A full name (non-H!P): Horikita Maki
21. A nickname related to the name in #20.: Pori chan
22. Adjective: fast
23. H!P girl's name: Kamei Eri
24. Another H!P girl's name: Michishige Sayumi
25. And yet another H!P girl's name: Tanaka Reina
26. A fruit (plural): guavas
27. A season: Summer
28. Adjective: dull
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...): manga
30. An occupation: photographer
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...): squealed
32. Verb (past tense): remembered
33. Verb (past tense): slipped
34. Noun (plural): books
35. A colour: magenta
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...): cosmos
37. An exclamation: No way!
38. Adjective: dry
39. Verb (past tense): destroyed
40. A number: 5.5
41. H!P girl's name from #23: Kamei Eri
42. H!P girl's name from #24: Michishige Sayumi
43. H!P girl's name from #25: Tanaka Reina
44. Adjective: comfortable
45. Adjective: gentle
46. Adjective: icky
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing"): Flying
48. Same as in #29: manga
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years): 3 days
50. A number: 2809
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad": good
52. Noun: pencil
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...): Twilight
54. A number: 20
55. A number: 50
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...): second
57. H!P girl's name from #24: Michishige Sayumi
58. A famous man's full name: Thomas Edison
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...): Finland
60. Adjective: questionable
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...): confused
62. H!P girl's name from #23: Kamei Eri
63. H!P girl's name from #25: Michishige Sayumi
64. Occupation from #30: photographer
65. Noun (plural): birds

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 03:47:33 PM »
Haha, wow, participation.  Nice!  Thanks. 

Just a bit of business:

ChiruChaCha and tru_harmony: In #59, by place name, I meant the actual name of the place.  Like: Paris, Afghanistan, Liverpool...  Sorry for it being unclear! ^^;  Could you give me a place name so that I can finish your stories?

Rei.rev.07: Sorry, but can I change your "hieroglyphics" (#29) into "hieroglyphics scrolls/papyrus"?  It has to be an actual tangible object, not the language it's written in.

poets: ...:otomerika: flavour? I don't get it.  ^^;  Sorry.  OTN's kind of dumb sometimes...
also
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...) - Half past a monkey's ass and a quarter of your balls (<- an american saying)
Americans are strange...

And as for the stories that have come out of this... They're hilarious!  But you'll have to wait for me to post them because I'm going to give other people a chance to get their lists in.

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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2008, 03:54:29 PM »
1. A number : 124
2. A month : January
3. A month : February
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…) : snail mail
5. Adjective : cute
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…) : step sis
7. Family member : great grand child
8. Something you can eat or drink : fanta
9. A flavour : mango
10. An animal : sloth
11. A given ("first")name (male or female) hiroku
12. A number : 412
13. A city name : tokyo
14. Adjective : sweet
15. Something you wear : slippers
16. Something you wear : belt
17. Adjective : hilarious
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...) madly
19. Body part : nose
20. A full name (non-H!P) : anjel tee
21. A nickname related to the name in #20. : anj
22. Adjective : pretty
23. H!P girl's name : maki
24. Another H!P girl's name : mako
25. And yet another H!P girl's name : miki
26. A fruit (plural) : durians
27. A season : summer
28. Adjective : lovely
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...) : fanfics
30. An occupation : accountant
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...) whispered
32. Verb (past tense) : slept
33. Verb (past tense) : drooled
34. Noun (plural) : papers
35. A colour : blue
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...) star
37. An exclamation : hopiamanipopcorn
38. Adjective : groovy
39. Verb (past tense) : loved
40. A number : 119
41. H!P girl's name from #23 : maki
42. H!P girl's name from #24 : mako
43. H!P girl's name from #25 : miki
44. Adjective : goofy
45. Adjective : crazy
46. Adjective : lovely
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing") walking
48. Same as in #29 : fanfics
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years) : 1 sec
50. A number : 222
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad" : good
52. Noun : bed
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...) : midnight
54. A number : 219
55. A number : 319
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...) : last
57. H!P girl's name from #24 : mako
58. A famous man's full name : charles babbage
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...) : park
60. Adjective : ecstatic
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...) : sleepy
62. H!P girl's name from #23 : maki
63. H!P girl's name from #25 : miki
64. Occupation from #30 : accountant
65. Noun (plural) : stars

   

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2008, 05:38:16 PM »
Whee!! Here goes!

1. A number = 13
2. A month = January
3. A month = September
4. A method of communication = Skype
5. Adjective = mephitic (yay google word of the day)
6. Family member = older brother
7. Family member = great great grandaunt
8. Something you can eat or drink = ramune
9. A flavour = Coconut
10. An animal = wombat
11. A given ("first")name (male or female) = Leon
12. A number = 24
13. A city name = Wakuya
14. Adjective = Meticulous
15. Something you wear = hat
16. Something you wear = pants
17. Adjective = Antiquated
18. Adverb = hotly
19. Body part = nose
20. A full name = Cloud Strife
21. A nickname related to the name in #20 = Spiky blonde dude
22. Adjective = indigent
23. H!P girl's name = Fujimoto Miki
24. Another H!P girl's name = Matsuura Aya
25. And yet another H!P girl's name = Takahashi Ai
26. A fruit (plural) = lychees
27. A season = Spring
28. Adjective = tremulous
29. Something you can read = dictionary
30. An occupation = ALT
31. A way of saying something, past tense = muttered
32. Verb (past tense) = kicked
33. Verb (past tense) = begged
34. Noun (plural) = Soliloquies
35. A colour = Fuchsia
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena = meteor
37. An exclamation = WTF?!
38. Adjective = calm
39. Verb (past tense) = Sucked
40. A number = 21
41. H!P girl's name from #23 = Fujimoto Miki
42. H!P girl's name from #24 = Matusuura Aya
43. H!P girl's name from #25 = Takahashi Ai
44. Adjective = evil
45. Adjective = bubbly
46. Adjective = spaced out
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing") = shuffling
48. Same as in #29 = dictionary
49. A period of time = 3,999 minutes
50. A number = 3.14159
51. Choose one of the following words: bad
52. Noun = rice field
53. Time of day = dusk
54. A number = 310
55. A number = 99
56. Ordinal number = fifth
57. H!P girl's name from #24 = Matsuura Aya
58. A famous man's full name = Matsumoto Jun
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...) = Oyama
60. Adjective = sexy
61. A feeling = thrilled
62. H!P girl's name from #23 = Fujimoto Miki
63. H!P girl's name from #25 = Takahashi Ai
64. Occupation from #30 = ALT
65. Noun (plural) = toilet papers

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« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2008, 11:33:12 PM »
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...): Kamchatka

There you go!

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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2008, 08:26:11 AM »
1. A number: 10
2. A month : February
3. A month : January
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…) : morse code
5. Adjective : Introvertic
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…) : Second cousin, three times removed
7. Family member : Third cousin, twice removed
8. Something you can eat or drink : Bloody Mary
9. A flavour : Strawberry
10. An animal : pussy cat
11. A given ("first")name (male or female) : Helena
12. A number : 1444
13. A city name : Athens
14. Adjective : sexy
15. Something you wear : dominatrix aparrel
16. Something you wear : Boofy hat
17. Adjective : hawt
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...) : sexilly
19. Body part : groin
20. A full name (non-H!P) : Hulio Fernando Martinez De La Rosa Pergulio Montague
21. A nickname related to the name in #20. : Lil Putzy
22. Adjective : funny
23. H!P girl's name : Hitomi ( the younger zawa)
24. Another H!P girl's name : Miki ( The Fujimoto)
25. And yet another H!P girl's name : Yuko (the greater zawa)
26. A fruit (plural) : Strawberries (  :heart: )
27. A season : Winter
28. Adjective : frozen
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...) : Playboy
30. An occupation : Singer/Songwriter/Actor/Director/Licenced Taxi and Limo driver
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...) :  messed up
32. Verb (past tense) : slipped
33. Verb (past tense) : stepped on
34. Noun (plural) : children
35. A colourr : Red
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...) : The theory of 6 degrees of separation.. and if that doesn't count, then the big bang
37. An exclamation : HOLLY SHMECKLE!
38. Adjective : busted
39. Verb (past tense) : smushed
40. A number : 20 billion
41. H!P girl's name from #23 : Hitomi (the younger zawa)
42. H!P girl's name from #24 : Miki ( The Fujimoto)
43. H!P girl's name from #25 : Yuko ( the greater zawa)
44. Adjective : screwed
45. Adjective : bent
46. Adjective : broken
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing") : polishing
48. Same as in #29 : playboy
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years) : a millenia
50. A number : 16
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad" : good
52. Noun : kitten
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...) : twilight
54. A number : 10
55. A number : 6
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...) : first
57. H!P girl's name from #24 : Miki
58. A famous man's full name : Leonardo Da Vinci
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...) : Lesbos (It's real! I swear! It's an island in Greece! Honest! )
60. Adjective : sought after
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...) : depressed
62. H!P girl's name from #23 : Hitomi (the younger zawa... yea yea, you know who i mean by now :( )
63. H!P girl's name from #25 : Yuko
64. Occupation from #30 : Singer/Songwriter/Actor/Director/Licenced Taxi and Limo driver
65. Noun (plural) : witches

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2008, 09:30:22 AM »
1. A number- 7,123,009,09,875 ( :P)
2. A month- January
3. A month- December
4. A method of communication (example: e-mail, phone…)- IM
5. Adjective- Cute
6. Family member (example: mother, second cousin…)- Uncle
7. Family member- sister
8. Something you can eat or drink- Pocky! omnom
9. A flavour- Strawberry
10. An animal- cat
11. A given ("first")name (male or female)- Risa
12. A number- 1,234,567,890
13. A city name- Las Vegas
14. Adjective- awesome
15. Something you wear-skirt
16. Something you wear- leg warmers
17. Adjective- scary
18. Adverb (example: happily, neatly...)- cutely
19. Body part- ear
20. A full name (non-H!P)- Katlyn Cutigni (wtf? xD)
21. A nickname related to the name in #20- Katie
22. Adjective- wierd
23. H!P girl's name- Niigaki Risa
24. Another H!P girl's name- Kusumi Koharu
25. And yet another H!P girl's name- Yoshizawa Hitomi
26. A fruit (plural)- bananas
27. A season- winter
28. Adjective- yummy
29. Something you can read (example: magazine, novel...)- manga
30. An occupation- pastry chef
31. A way of saying something, past tense (example: said, exclaimed...)- cried
32. Verb (past tense)- ran
33. Verb (past tense)- sweated (?)
34. Noun (plural)- Tic Tacs (don't ask xD)
35. A colour- Turquoise
36. Word pertaining to astronomy or celestial phenomena (example: sky, sun, supernova...)- star
37. An exclamation- "Nani nani...USO! *niigaki reaction*"
38. Adjective- smelly
39. Verb (past tense)- danced
40. A number- 7
41. H!P girl's name from #23- Niigaki Risa
42. H!P girl's name from #24- Kusumi Koharu
43. H!P girl's name from #25- Yoshizawa Hitomi
44. Adjective- spazzed
45. Adjective- laughed
46. Adjective- stared
47. Gerund (--> a verb ending in "ing")- running
48. Same as in #29- manga
49. A period of time (example: 3 weeks, 24589 years)- 7 days ;D
50. A number- 28
51. Choose one of the following words: "good" or "bad"- good
52. Noun- ring
53. Time of day (example: afternoon, half past 4...)- 4:30 AM
54. A number- 19
55. A number- 12
56. Ordinal number (example: first, one hundred and third...)- Eighth
57. H!P girl's name from #24- Kusumi Koharu
58. A famous man's full name- Robin Williams
59. Place name (example: city, country, province...)- Never Land!  :cow:
60. Adjective- awkward
61. A feeling (example: happy, sad...)- annoyed
62. H!P girl's name from #23- Niigaki Risa
63. H!P girl's name from #25- Yoshizawa Hitomi
64. Occupation from #30- Patsry Chef
65. Noun (plural)- plushies
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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2008, 03:33:07 AM »
Hah, I had fun doing this.  Here are 12 new stories.  In some case, I had to make a few minor changes to some of the words (tense, etc).  I gave each story a title.  Hope you like!

An African Adventure
By: AmberSan

About 100 years ago, I started working for Tsunku's Hello!Project.  I auditioned in May and found out in January by fax that I'd passed.  I was addicting.  I told my grandma and mother, and in celebration, they bought schnitzel and held a barbeque in my honour.  After the main meal, we had sour cake for desert and gave the leftovers to our pet beaver, Yuuko.

1000 days later, I went to Cairo to meet my new boss.  He was annoying.  Much more so than I had expected.  He wore a skirt and earmuffs, and he looked very suffocating.  I greeted him quietly and shook his ear.  He asked for my name, and I said my name was Felipe Kolombo, but that everybody called me by my nickname, Minimi.

Tsunku said that he was beautiful to meet me and that I would fit in fine in his project.  He told me that I would be part of a new unit with Umeda Erika, Arihara Kanna, and Sudou Maasa.  Our image was beautiful tangerines in spring.  I liked the idea.  I thought it was marvellous.  I asked him about our first activity as a group, and he said that we would first publish an encylopedia entitled "How I Became a Bartender".

"Good idea!" I mentioned.

He was encouraged by my enthusiasm.  Then I asked him the most important question.

"What will our group be called?"

Tsunku swam for a moment, and then he smelled.

"Your name will be 'Bees Indigo in the Irregular Galaxy'."

"I like to follow people!!" I exclaimed.  "It's gross."

Tsunku swallowed.

"I'm glad you like it," he said.


***

567 days later, I met Umeda Erika, Arihara Kanna, and Sudou Maasa.

They were pretty, avoidable, and perverted, respectively.  I was looking forward to snowing with them.

We began writing our encyclopedia.  It took us 8 years, but we finally finished and published it.  It sold 24 copies, which I thought was pretty bad.

We then recorded our first single, "Sexy Mountain at Midnight".  It was a smash hit with 5 copies sold and 3 live performances.  We followed it up with a second single.

However, after our third single, we decided to call it quits.  Arihara Kanna got pregnant with her longtime boyfriend Albert Einstein, and they decided to move to Morocco, where the weather was handsome, to have their child.

Mellow about this, Umeda Erika and Sudou Maasa decided to also break away from the group.  They both pursued solo careers.

As for me, I decided to stick to my job.  I loved being a bartender.  To this day, I still give live concerts, and the concert halls are always full of girls.

I couldn't ask for a better life!
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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2008, 03:35:09 AM »
Devil's Ancient History
By: ChiruChaCha

About two hundred and fifty-eight point nine million years ago, I started working for Tsunku's Hello!Project.  I auditioned in March and found out in October by telegraph that I'd passed.  I was kinky.  I told my mother-in-law and great-great-grandfather, and in celebration, they bought octopus and held a barbeque in my honour.  After the main meal, we had acid cake for desert and gave the leftovers to our pet Siberian flying squirrel, Alf.

5 days later, I went to Albuquerque to meet my new boss.  He was skimpy.  Much more so than I had expected.  He wore a monocle and flippers, and he looked very ubiquitous.  I greeted him eerily and shook his left armpit.  He asked for my name, and I said my name was Hulk Hogan but that everybody called me by my nickname, Baldy.

Tsunku said that he was flipping to meet me and that I would fit in fine in his project.  He told me that I would be part of a new unit with Makoto Ogawa, Hitomi Saito, and Miki Korenaga.  Our image was beautiful coconuts in autumn.  I liked the idea.  I thought it was exasperating.  I asked him about our first activity as a group, and he said that we would first publish a dictionary entitled "How I Became an Ivory Dealer".

"Good idea!" I yelled.

He was encouraged by my enthusiasm.  Then I asked him the most important question.

"What will our group be called?"

Tsunku knocked down for a moment, and then he whooped.

"Your name will be 'Maraca Pistachio Green in the Rainbow'."

"Yeeha! !!" I exclaimed.  "It's ephemeral."

Tsunku chirped.

"I'm glad you like it," he said.


***

666 days later, I met Makoto Ogawa, Hitomi Saito, and Miki Korenaga.

They were funky, chunky, and mucky respectively.  I was looking forward to freaking with them.

We began writing our dictionary.  It took us a zillion years, but we finally finished and published it.  It sold 4 copies, which I thought was pretty good.

We then recorded our first single, "Sexy Nun at Nap Time".  It was a smash hit with 89 copies sold and 125 live performances.  We followed it up with a second single.

However, after our thirty-first single, we decided to call it quits.  Hitomi Saito got pregnant with her longtime boyfriend Elvis Aaron Presley, and they decided to move to Kamchatka, where the weather was swirling, to have their child.

Happy about this, Makoto Ogawa and Miki Korenaga decided to also break away from the group.  They both pursued solo careers.

As for me, I decided to stick to my job.  I loved being a bartender.  To this day, I still give live concerts, and the concert halls are always full of cows.

I couldn't ask for a better life!

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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2008, 03:35:46 AM »
The Utada Clone
By: Rei.rev.07

About 7 years ago, I started working for Tsunku's Hello!Project.  I auditioned in November and found out in December by Morse code that I'd passed.  I was strange.  I told my fourth uncle twice removed and Cousin Itt, and in celebration, they bought bubble tea and held a barbeque in my honour.  After the main meal, we had sour cake for desert and gave the leftovers to our pet panda, Sadako.

11 days later, I went to Fukuoka to meet my new boss.  He was dark.  Much more so than I had expected.  He wore a hoodie and combat boots, and he looked very evil.  I greeted him amazingly and shook his eyes.  He asked for my name, and I said my name was Utada Hikaru, but that everybody called me by my nickname, Hikki.

Tsunku said that he was beautiful to meet me and that I would fit in fine in his project.  He told me that I would be part of a new unit with Takahashi Ai, Tanaka Reina, and Kamei Eri.  Our image was beautiful watermelons in fall.  I liked the idea.  I thought it was dusty.  I asked him about our first activity as a group, and he said that we would first publish a hieroglyphics scroll entitled "How I Became a Shoe Shiner".

"Good idea!" I roared.

He was encouraged by my enthusiasm.  Then I asked him the most important question.

"What will our group be called?"

Tsunku ran for a moment, and then he jumped.

"Your name will be 'Penguins Purple in the Black Hole'."

"To hell with you, all!!" I exclaimed.  "It's insane."

Tsunku tumbled.

"I'm glad you like it," he said.


***

14 days later, I met Takahashi Ai, Tanaka Reina, and Kamei Eri.

They were talented, hardcore, and shy, respectively.  I was looking forward to chasing with them.

We began writing our hieroglyphics scroll.  It took us 28 days, but we finally finished and published it.  It sold 22 copies, which I thought was pretty bad.

We then recorded our first single, "Sexy Knife at Midnight".  It was a smash hit with 2 copies sold and 5 live performances.  We followed it up with a second single.

However, after our second single, we decided to call it quits.  Tanaka Reina got pregnant with her longtime boyfriend Hero Jaejoong, and they decided to move to Transylvania, where the weather was fun, to have their child.

Dazed about this, Takahashi Ai and Kamei Eri decided to also break away from the group.  They both pursued solo careers.

As for me, I decided to stick to my job.  I loved being a shoe shiner.  To this day, I still give live concerts, and the concert halls are always full of space ships.

I couldn't ask for a better life!

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« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2008, 03:36:14 AM »
Wacko Jacko Does it Again
By: Naomi

About 105,672.1 years ago, I started working for Tsunku's Hello!Project.  I auditioned in October and found out in June by telepathy that I'd passed.  I was bouncy.  I told my sister and great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather, and in celebration, they bought beer and held a barbeque in my honour.  After the main meal, we had rose cake for desert and gave the leftovers to our pet Pikachu, Billy Bob.

-87 days later, I went to Topeka to meet my new boss.  He was ugly.  Much more so than I had expected.  He wore socks and mittens, and he looked very squishy.  I greeted him loudly and shook his elbow.  He asked for my name, and I said my name was Michael Jackson, but that everybody called me by my nickname, Wacko Jacko.

Tsunku said that he was pretty ugly to meet me and that I would fit in fine in his project.  He told me that I would be part of a new unit with Yoshizawa Hitomi, Michishige Sayumi, and Tsugunaga Momoko.  Our image was beautiful watermelons in fall.  I liked the idea.  I thought it was fuzzy.  I asked him about our first activity as a group, and he said that we would first publish a porno magazine entitled "How I Became a Stripper".

"Good idea!" I squealed.

He was encouraged by my enthusiasm.  Then I asked him the most important question.

"What will our group be called?"

Tsunku ate for a moment, and then he sang.

"Your name will be 'Batons Black in the Saturn'."

"Holy crap!!" I exclaimed.  "It's blue."

Tsunku skipped.

"I'm glad you like it," he said.


***

77 days later, I met Yoshizawa Hitomi, Michishige Sayumi, and Tsugunaga Momoko.

They were disgusting, sexy, and fat respectively.  I was looking forward to playing with them.

We began writing our porno magazine.  It took us 68 years, 10 months, 3 weeks, 6 days, 14 hours, 8 minutes, 4 seconds, and 8 milliseconds, but we finally finished and published it.  It sold 500 copies, which I thought was pretty bad.

We then recorded our first single, "Sexy Plastic Bag at a Little After Half-Past 6".  It was a smash hit with eleventy-four copies sold and 99.99999 live performances.  We followed it up with a second single.

However, after our eighth single, we decided to call it quits.  Michishige Sayumi got pregnant with her longtime boyfriend Johnny Depp, and they decided to move to Jamaica, where the weather was chewy, to have their child.

Depressed about this, Yoshizawa Hitomi and Tsugunaga Momoko decided to also break away from the group.  They both pursued solo careers.

As for me, I decided to stick to my job.  I loved being a stripper.  To this day, I still give live concerts, and the concert halls are always full of cats.

I couldn't ask for a better life!

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Re: Hello! Mad Libs
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2008, 03:36:38 AM »
God is a woman!!!
By: Anton_91

About 1 year ago, I started working for Tsunku's Hello!Project.  I auditioned in December and found out in July by fax machine that I'd passed.  I was weird.  I told my grandmother and younger sister, and in celebration, they bought placenta and held a barbeque in my honour.  After the main meal, we had vanilla cake for desert and gave the leftovers to our pet dodo, Goldie.

8 days later, I went to San Francisco to meet my new boss.  He was cold.  Much more so than I had expected.  He wore socks and a hat, and he looked very cute.  I greeted him badly and shook his spine.  He asked for my name, and I said my name was Joseph Pepperoni, but that everybody called me by my nickname, Peppy-Josy-Posy.

Tsunku said that he was difficult to meet me and that I would fit in fine in his project.  He told me that I would be part of a new unit with Kusumi Koharu, Nakazawa Yuko, and Hagiwara Mai.  Our image was beautiful kiwis in spring.  I liked the idea.  I thought it was boring.  I asked him about our first activity as a group, and he said that we would first publish a shampoo bottle entitled "How I Became a Sailor".

"Good idea!" I shouted.

He was encouraged by my enthusiasm.  Then I asked him the most important question.

"What will our group be called?"

Tsunku fell for a moment, and then he screamed.

"Your name will be 'Cars Orange in the Galaxy'."

"God is a woman!!" I exclaimed.  "It's naked."

Tsunku snored.

"I'm glad you like it," he said.


***

3 days later, I met Kusumi Koharu, Nakazawa Yuko, and Hagiwara Mai.

They were bored, sleepy, and excited, respectively.  I was looking forward to licking with them.

We began writing our shampoo bottle.  It took us 2 seconds, but we finally finished and published it.  It sold 1 copy, which I thought was pretty bad.

We then recorded our first single, "Sexy Bag at Night".  It was a smash hit with 7 copies sold and 2 live performances.  We followed it up with a second single.

However, after our three thousandth single, we decided to call it quits.  Nakazawa Yuko got pregnant with her longtime boyfriend Lucky Luke, and they decided to move to Denmark, where the weather was crazy, to have their child.

Excited about this, Kusumi Koharu and Hagiwara Mai decided to also break away from the group.  They both pursued solo careers.

As for me, I decided to stick to my job.  I loved being a sailor.  To this day, I still give live concerts, and the concert halls are always full of pants.

I couldn't ask for a better life!

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