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Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^
« on: January 20, 2011, 01:16:53 PM »
Because I can.?.  :grin:
I wanted to make something like this before, like months ago, but the fire died down plus the fact that writing = thinking and thinking = tiresome  :D 
But for TakaGaki  :heart:  and their limited together-time left...
And I’ll try to update at least once a month (as if I'm making a great work  XD ) until Ai’s grad hopefully.




UP1



It was a moonless night and the town’s power supply broke down a few hours ago. The surrounding was engulfed in darkness and was dead silent. Not a leaf stirred could be heard. It was eerie. Too damn eerie that no wide-awake person could possibly stop their own hair from raising. It was an uncomfortable stillness. Spooky.

She was stealing glances from here to there whilst walking in fast pace. Her gut feeling’s telling her that there were eyes looking at her but she just couldn’t find them. Her spirit would try to jump out every time a somewhat silhouette would appear in her very limited vision. Her regret for walking at the surrounding’s current state was soaring. She should’ve stayed.



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An incoherent murmur resounded. It came from a room barely lighted by a small table lamp at the side. The murmur was from a girl laying on a bed. She laid there almost bare. Her gown was dishevelled and her blanket was clinging on the edge of the mattress her body laid upon. Her long dark coloured hair was in disarray. Beads of sweat on her forehead slowly came into view. Her eyes were shut closed and her brow furrowed. She looked slightly flustered and would bit her bottom lip from time to time.


And then a loud cry echoed moments after, followed by a catching of breath sound. She panted heavily after bringing herself in a sitting position. Her chest felt constricted, and so she brought her hand on her chest, tapping it with a little force applied hoping it could make the pain go away. She was scared.


Her fear consumed her entire attention that she didn’t notice the girl in a white dress standing by the side of the room’s second bed until it was too late. The pain from her chest constriction came back again after she felt a cold hand on her shoulder. She screamed, a manly scream, which made the girl in white jumped back a few feet away.


“Nani?” the girl in white asked, slightly mortified.


“Huh?”


“What happened?”


“Oh, you caught me off-guard after waking up from a nightmare.”


“Oh”


“And who are you? Why are you in my room?”


“Oh, I’m Niigaki Risa. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.”


“I guess it’s okay.” The girl in a hospital’s gown stood and walked toward the main light switch and turned it on. “I’m Takahashi Ai” she said after the room was well-lighted and she offered her hand to shake. “Have we met before?’” she asked the girl in white she’s shaking hands with.


“No. I’m new around here.”


Staring at the new girl, she opened her mouth to speak again “Can I ask you a question again?”


“Yes, sure.”


“Are you one of the doctors in here?”


“Eh? No, why?”


“Because you’re like a cardiologist, you awakened my sleeping heart.”



AI:  :mon lol:

RISA:





UP2



“Eri!!! When did you arrive? Why didn’t you call me you’re coming? Who picked you up? How are you? Are you alone?”


The person in question smiled a sweet smile upon her entry but held both of her hands up after hearing the seemed no ending questions thrown at her.


“One question at a time, please… jet lag.”


Noticing her questions attack toward Eri, Ai couldn’t help but grin and voiced an apology. Her left hand scratched the back of her head while the other was playing with the edge of her blanket.


“So, how are you?”


“Getting better.” Ai smiled, happy to know that her friend took the time to fly just to visit her. She lifted the sheet away that was covering her and climbed out of bed. But after her bare feet touched the tiled floor she flinched.


“Getting better I see”


“It’s just the cold floor... but I so could use a warm hug.”


The two girls exchanged their hugs for a couple of seconds and then the older led her visitor to the couch.


“Who told you I was here?”


“Sayu.”


“Who else, nee.” The patient chuckled and continued “I noticed you became taller.”


“Eh?”


“How much did you grow?”


“Eh? I think my height is still the same”


“Ummm no. Before you were only around my shoulder level”


“Eh? That is so impossible Aichan! ”


“Yeah, it’s true.”


“Eh?”


“You see, before you left you were only around here *points at her own shoulder* But today, you’re already around here *points at her own head* running.”





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Lame joke to highest level  :P 
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« Last Edit: November 23, 2012, 04:07:07 PM by kRisZ »

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2011, 05:40:21 PM »
That one was really bad. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2011, 08:40:27 PM »
I... didn't get it.  :(

But the first one- I'da loved to see Risa's face after that crack.

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2011, 12:30:48 AM »
Yay! Why do I like lame jokes? :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2011, 12:56:03 AM »
I didn't get it either...... :lol:
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2011, 02:02:00 PM »
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That one was really bad. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I know  XD


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I... didn't get it.  :(
Me too had some doubts when I wrote it  :grin:


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Yay! Why do I like lame jokes? :lol:
Because they make you shake your head and grin at the same time?  :grin:


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I didn't get it either...... :lol:
Below is kinda similar/connected at the above post... might still be confusing  :nervous





UP3



“I heard that!” Sayu with a pot of flowers in one hand and the other on her hip, entered into the room with an eyebrow raising.


“Oh boy, caught in the act.”


“So red-handed!


“Hehehe”


“Stop giving away those pick-up lines to people already involved Aichan!”


“Someone’s jealous.” With a devilish grin, Ai backed away right then and there and headed to her bed and hid under the covers.


“No! I’m not!”


“Don’t worry, it’s understandable. And just pretend that I’m not around and do the things you two wanted to do, I promise I won’t peek.”


“Silly Takahashi” the turtle finally butted in. Grinning, Eri then spread her arms wide and waited for the Bunny’s embrace, which was of course grabbed by Sayu without having any second thoughts.


“I miss you”


“I miss you too”


“Why didn’t you call? I could have picked you up at the airport.”


“It’s too early to bother my sleeping beauty.”


The Bunny broke the hug and glared at her lover “Like I would mind”


“I know you wouldn’t.” Resting her forehead on the Bunny’s she wiggled her head a little, aiming to touch the Bunny’s nose with hers, making the Bunny wiped away the glare from her reddening face and replaced it with the sweetest smile she could muster.


“Hey, did you just shrink a couple of inches?”   :mon huh:


“Eh?”   :gmon blonde:


“Or maybe Aichan’s right, I got taller, hmmm…”  :mon dunno:


“Are you serious?”   :gmon butt:


“Yes, I am. When was I not serious?”   :mon huh2:
 


Rolling her eyes, Sayu gave up and took the question with a bit of seriousness, just in case her Eri’s not playing around. Gathering her thoughts, she saw her lover’s rumpled collar and so she started straightening it and responded with her sweetest voice.


“Eriko, you’ve been away for only three months, don’t you think it’s kind of short in order for us to have a significant height difference?”   :gmon cny:


“I know...”  :mon whimper:


“But..? ”  :gmon milk:


“But you see, before I left I’m positive we almost had the same height”  :mon whimper:


“And..?”   :gmon nya:


“And now, you’re already here *points at her own heart* in my heart, residing.”  :mon lol:


"..."   :gmon sweet:





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Up2 and Up3 were already written yesterday  :D  so let me try make it up next up?  :grin:
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2011, 04:03:57 PM »
Because I can.?.  :grin:
:lol: Bravo! And congrats for making this thread.  :mon firecrack: :mon santa3: :gmon flowers:

I'm not sure If getting the UP2 joke right, but I get the around the head thing  XD
 
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“And now, you’re already here *points at her own heart* in my heart, residing.”  :mon lol:
:rofl: Kame!!


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2011, 04:27:20 PM »
 :lol: :lol: Gosh.

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2011, 07:07:07 PM »
this one I kinda got.... sort of... cute though :lol:
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^
« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2011, 01:47:13 PM »
C, rnd-sama, kurosawa87
 :kneelbow:  :D





UP4



AI: “Is she now?”

SAYU: “Aichan!” Sayu’s high-pitched whiny voice echoed inside the four corners of the room, followed by some giggles from the person who’s grip on her was getting tighter as she tried to hold in her laughter.
 
AI: “What?”

SAYU: “You promised you won’t peek!”

AI: “I didn’t, but I didn’t say I won’t listen.”

SAYU: “Arg.”

AI: “What? I can’t possibly refrain from listening, can I?”

SAYU: “Of course you can’t! But...” turning around to face Ai, Sayu trailed off when she found out that her friend was telling the truth about not peeking. Ai was under the blanket laying still, making the Bunny smile. ‘Such a dork fellow’ she thought. “But you could have stayed silent and not make my Eri blush like a red tomato... but it’s cute though.”

AI: “Oh, she’s blushing? Let me see!” Ai sat up quick throwing her blanket in the process.

SAYU: “Why would I let you see her blush?” with a devilish grin the Bunny uttered and used her body to hide her Eri behind her back.

AI: “Aww, you’re selfish. That’s my best friend right there if you have forgotten and I so miss her tomato face!”

SAYU: “Find your own girl and make her blu...”

ERI: “Sayu!” Eri butted in, cutting Sayu’s statement off, and got out from her hiding spot and gave the Bunny a glare.

SAYU: Realizing what she’d done, she faced her friend Ai and mouthed a ‘Sorry’.

AI: “It’s okay.” 

SAYU: ...

AI: “And finally! Eri’s learning something great from me!” she added when an awkward silence was beginning to form.

ERI: “You’re contagious that’s why.”

AI: “Really”

ERI: “Yeah, really”

AI: “Good thing or bad thing?”

ERI: “Depends” Eri responded smiling but it quickly vanished when her stomach grumbled loudly "Oops"

AI: “I think my stomach needs some hot coffee too.”

ERI: “Hot choco it is”

AI: “Eri, I think I said hot coffee?”

ERI: “Hot choco is what I’m bringing” sticking her tongue out, she gently grabbed Sayu’s hand and waved at the patient. “Later”

SAYU: “Don’t do evil things while we’re out, okay?”  The Bunny added and winked, making Ai smile a big one.

AI:k-hello:

SAYU: “Now I finally get it.”  :mon determined:

AI: “Eh?”  :tama-uhh:

SAYU: “Camera is my equivalent object.”   :mon corn:

ERI “Why are we talking about camera now?”   :dunno:

SAYU: “Why not?”   :mon heh:

ERI: “Okay... and why camera?”  :on ksweat:

SAYU: “Because I can make you two smile!”  :mon lol:

ERI:   :cool2:

AI:   :tama-slide:




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This whole thing is kinda harder than I thought  :nervous
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2011, 03:04:58 PM »
Looks like I killed the H!P Fanfics forum after posting two non-sense Ups  XD Oh well  :D



UP5



Halting before a glass door, Risa Niigaki stared thoughtfully at the person laying still on a bed. Though her view of the patient’s face was partial, she could clearly see a hint of sadness lingering in those pair of charming eyes. They seemed lonely and lost. And before she knew it, the scene before her made her pressed a hand against her own chest, trying to give comfort to her somewhat pained heart.


Staring a little longer made her uncertainty to return into the room forgotten. But that uncertainty feeling was overthrown by sadness after a little while of gazing. What she’s seeing inside the room was breaking her heart at some point. Something she hoped to not feel but obviously, she utterly failed.


Her trance was cut off when a beaming smile and an energetic waving of hands were thrown at her. Trying to hide her startled look, she met the smile with a sheepish one and proceeded to knock and waited for a response. Upon seeing the hand gesture welcoming her to get in, she pushed the door and entered.


Hi  :hee:

Hi  :mon hi:

I think I dropped something here earlier   :shy1:

Would that be this?  :mon cute:

Oh gosh, yes.  :on ksweat:

Here...  :mon ehh:

Thank you  :kneelbow:

You're welcome  :mon heh:  Your house key?  :mon innocent:

Yes  :sweat:

You live in this town too?    :mon huh2:

Just temporarily   :hee:

Oh So, you’re just renting? :mon fu:

Yes   :hee:

Any plans of giving it up?  :mon cigar:

Eh?  :dunno:

Why not give it up say tomorrow?

Eh? Why would I do that?  :on ksweat:

I know a place where you could stay for free.

Really? Where?  :on woohoo:

Here, in my dokidoki heart

:on drench:



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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2011, 08:36:40 PM »
Ai's cute dork.
And possessive bunny XD
LOL! TakaGaki epic lame joke!


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2011, 11:43:44 PM »
 :lol: :lol: Oh  my.

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #13 on: February 04, 2011, 03:44:50 AM »
I see.... :O Was wonder what happened to all those other fics. XD

Nice. :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2011, 04:54:50 AM »
you haven't killed the fics forum.... yeah

great ones :twothumbs
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2011, 09:42:06 AM »
It's the holidays- pretty quiet around here.

I liked the last one. These fics are starting to look like 'things to say to chicks if you wanna get slapped (unless you're cute)'.

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb03
« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2011, 02:13:47 PM »
I’m not sure if you’ll check this out but this is for you S!hu!.  You were the reason why I started posting lame jokes, you know that right.?. even my fics. And I still can remember you asked me once what’s my brain made of, so I squeezed that question in. Take care okay and I'll miss you... in fact I miss you already -_-





UP6


RISA: You succeeded in tricking me again   :fainted:

AI: Yes, another successful story   :mon evillaff:

RISA:  Unbelievable  :badluck:

AI:  It’s fun  :mon heh:

RISA:  Yeah, yeah  :cool1:

AI:  What?  :mon ehh:

RISA: Nothing  :on study:

AI: There is SOMETHING in that look 

RISA: I’m just wondering  :stunned:

AI:  About what?  :mon yo:

RISA: Nothing  :on study:

Ai: Okay, I know we’ve known each other for only less than 24 hours :mon cute:  And each conversation we’ve had, I threw my antics in  :mon sweat:   So let me make up to you this time, ask me anything and I’ll answer as best as I can  :mon innocent:

RISA: It’s not a big one, just wondering   :glasses:

Ai: About?  :mon innocent:

RISA: About your brain :hee:

Ai: My brain?  :mon huh2:

RISA:  Yeah, like what it’s made of  :sweat:

Ai: Oh. Well, it’s just like other normal human beings. It has frontal lobe, parietal lobe, temporal lobe, and occipital lobe  :mon fu:

RISA:   :bored:

Ai: But you know, sometimes I’m like superman too 

RISA: Eh?  :dunno:

Ai: My body is not made of steel though  :mon sweat:

RISA: I didn’t get you  :dunno:

AI: It’s okay 

RISA: And?  :dunno:

AI: But like him, I do have my own weakness too  :mon yo:

RISA: Why am I having a bad feeling about this?  :stunned: This is getting farther and farther  :on study:

Ai: Well it’s true   :mon scratch:

RISA: Like kryptonite?   :on ksweat:

Ai: Yeah  :mon whimper:

RISA: So care to share what is your weakness?   :sweat:

Ai: You

RISA:  :fever:





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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11(Up4S!hu!)
« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2011, 03:53:45 PM »
I like how Risa gets all yawny with the regular answer. :lol:

By the way, after staring a your sig for a while, I've deduced that it looks like they're saying "Side by side." :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11(Up4S!hu!)
« Reply #18 on: February 11, 2011, 07:18:06 PM »
 :on drink: :on drink:
 :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11(Up4S!hu!)
« Reply #19 on: February 11, 2011, 07:28:41 PM »
 XD XD Gaki-san should stop asking question that makes Ai go all lame on her.
No wait, don't stop Gaki-san! Keep the lame jokes alive  :lol:


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