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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 06JUNE}
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2011, 05:31:51 PM »





LAME JOKE STA~TO





One early evening Takahashi Ai was on her way home   :on gay:  when suddenly the sky turned dark and the rain poured heavily like the heavens had left a tap running. She had nothing to help her shield from the torrents of rain except the abandoned house nearby, and so she ran   :on speedy:  and decided to take refuge in the old house. She was freezing  :on freeza:  when her heart stopped for a moment  :scared:  because she saw someone sitting in a corner  :mon emo: And it beat so fast again   :luvluv2:  when she recognized the girl, it was the stunningly gorgeous Niigaki Risa  :mon trannie:  her neighbour who she has a super-duper crush on  :wriggly:  But her heart sank again  :on polter:  when she noticed that the girl looked so fragile  :mon ill:  and helpless   :mon wind:  and shivering  :mon cold:



TAKA: Risa-chan!  :cool1:

GAKI: Oh! Aichan!  :mon hi:

TAKA: It’s very cold ne~   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Yes, it is. 

TAKA: Oh! You're wet. Wait for a moment, I’ll look for something.  :on woohoo:

GAKI: You want me to come with you?   :mon cute:

TAKA: It’s okay, just wait here.   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Okay   :mon innocent:





Moments later




GAKI: Did you find anything?   :mon whimper:

TAKA: Nothing, not even a piece of cloth’s available   :badluck:

GAKI:mon exhaust:

TAKA:   :bingo:  Are you thinking what I’m thinking?  :hee:

GAKI: Eh?   :mon huh:

TAKA: You see, it’s very cold and there’s no extra clothing to protect us   :hee:

GAKI: Ah, yeah... it’s very cold   

TAKA: And I was just thinking a way so that we could get through this cold   :on ksweat:

GAKI: What do you have in mind?   :mon yo:

TAKA: You know, things that can keep us warm   :shy1:

GAKI:   :mon huh:

TAKA: You know, like things couples normally do in times like this  :shy2:

GAKI: Ah! I get you now   

TAKA: You do?   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Yes   :mon determined:

TAKA: And?  :sweat:

GAKI: Okay   :mon innocent:

TAKA: Really?   :luvluv1:

GAKI: Yes   :mon heh:

TAKA: Are you sure? Because if you’re not, we’ll find other ways   :on ksweat:

GAKI: Yes, I’m sure. And it’s a nice timing because I brought something we could use 

TAKA: Hontou?   :wriggly:

GAKI: Un 

TAKA:   :onionshower:  Are you ready?   :on asmo:

GAKI: Un   :mon innocent:

TAKA:   :on slopkiss:

GAKI: *picks up her bag and rummages through it*  I have instant coffee we can share here in my purse   :mon squee:  So who’s going to boil the water? Me or you?   :mon huh:

TAKA:   :on kimbo:   :fainted:   :imdead:

GAKI:    :mon huh:   :mon huh2:   




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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2011, 06:01:59 PM »
The classic Japanese anime fael, ouch for Ai-chan :lol:
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2011, 06:36:20 PM »
XDDD OMG i wasnt expecting that ending!!! XDDDD  :thumbsup
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2011, 01:23:59 PM »
XD XD XD Poor Ai-chan :lol: :lol:

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 08JUNE}
« Reply #44 on: June 10, 2011, 04:59:21 PM »
^
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lol... Doumo  :D and yes I'm kinda lazy atm  :nervous

Expanding jokes is easier than writing an Up  XD 
Though that last LJ took me almost 4 hours to complete, [made me all the more dizzy  XD ] not because of the lines but because of the icon matching  -.-  lol 
But I love posting them  :D
So, here's another lame lame  :grin:





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One new couple was taking a good night rest in their king sized bed after having a good long cuddling time. But fifteen minutes or so later, Niigaki Risa was awakened  by the movements of the bed. Opening her eyes slowly to inspect, she saw the love of her life, Takahashi Ai, tossing and turning and so she snuggled closer to her woman, smiled sweetly and asked.

GAKI: Baby, what’s wrong?  :bored: 

TAKA: Oh I’m sorry Honey, did I disturb your sleep?   :mon sweat:

GAKI: It’s okay Baby. Why are you restless?  :hee:

TAKA: Just couldn’t sleep  :mon wind:

GAKI: Oh... Mama used to tell me to count sheep when I couldn’t sleep. Have you tried that one?   :bingo:

TAKA: Oh yes, in fact I’m counting atm  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Not effective?  :dunno:

TAKA: It’s not that. It’s just...  :mon yo: when I was counting, one escaped    And no matter how hard I tried, couldn’t find it... where did it go? :mon look:

GAKI:   :badluck:





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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2011, 05:34:12 PM »
 :lol: :lol: :lol: Wo~w

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #46 on: June 10, 2011, 05:51:15 PM »
could that have been a hitsuji that ranoff?? :D *shot* XD
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #47 on: June 10, 2011, 06:10:09 PM »
Lame :nervous j/k

One sheep................. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol:
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #48 on: June 10, 2011, 06:54:39 PM »
Whoa...fast updates!
 :lol: instant coffee
The last two jokes were kind of different than the ones before, still lame jokes though  XD


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #49 on: June 18, 2011, 03:26:02 PM »
^
^2
^3
^4

Xie Xie  ^-^




LAME JOKE STA~TO




Takahashi Ai was hopping   and tumbling    and bouncing  :mon rush:  and wiggling  :mon dance:  when Niigaki Risa’s house was within her eye range.  After a few more hopping   and tumbling    and bouncing  :mon rush:  and wiggling  :mon dance:  she stopped and faced a parked car. She then smoothed her clothes   in front of the vehicle’s tinted side-window, ran her fingers through her hair    checked her smile    before jogging    towards the door and pressed the bell button.


TAKA:  Ohayou~  :mon squee:

GAKI:  Oh! Aichan,  you are early,  ohayou!  :gmon hi:

TAKA:  Am I?  :mon sweat:

GAKI:  Un.  :gmon cny:

TAKA:  Well, I woke up early, so here I am hehe  :mon heh:

GAKI:  Ah  :gmon milk:

TAKA:  Shall we?  :mon innocent:

GAKI:  Wait, let me finish this one    and get my knapsack

TAKA:  Okay 





On the street



TAKA:  Ne~ Risa-chan 

GAKI:  Nani?  :gmon nya:

TAKA:  Where were you last night?  :mon yo:

GAKI:  I was just home?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA:  Ah, no wonder you weren’t in my mind  :mon mischief:

GAKI:   :gmon sweet:




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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
« Reply #50 on: June 18, 2011, 06:06:00 PM »
<_<

that one was okay, understood it but OK
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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
« Reply #51 on: June 18, 2011, 09:21:14 PM »
The emoticon kinda makes me go @_@ at the first part
I don't know what to say other than lol  XD


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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
« Reply #52 on: June 18, 2011, 10:00:51 PM »
Should this thread be renamed the TakaGaki lame joke series?

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2011, 02:46:34 PM »
TAKA:  Where were you last night?  :mon yo:

GAKI:  I was just home?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA:  Ah, no wonder you weren’t in my mind  :mon mischief:

GAKI:   :gmon sweet:

If i'm gakisan, i will be so damn angry rather then feeling sweet..LOL

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Re: Lame Joke Series ^_^ Updated Feb11 {RepostsNOT 10JUNE}
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2011, 02:58:39 AM »
TAKA:  Where were you last night?  :mon yo:

GAKI:  I was just home?  :gmon blonde:

TAKA:  Ah, no wonder you weren’t in my mind  :mon mischief:

GAKI:   :gmon sweet: <-- always thought it's a ZzzzZzZ emot lol



GAKI

TAKA:mon scare:  Risa-chan, please dun be sad  :mon pray2:

GAKI:gmon tears:

TAKA:mon exhaust:  You see, I didn’t look for you  :mon wind:

GAKI

TAKA:mon sigh:  Because I know you were already savouring your beauty sleep inside my dokidoki heart, I didn’t want to disturb you   :mon hanky: 






There fixed lol  All the more ZzzZZz   XD

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 18JUNE}
« Reply #55 on: June 25, 2011, 04:19:37 PM »





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Takahashi Ai was sitting comfortably  :mon baby:  in front of the TV, clicking the remote control    looking for a good show to watch, when a woman about 150lbs with a big bowl of popcorn in her hands  :gmon fry:  entered into the living room  :mon olympics:  She was smiling sweetly  :gmon sing:  making her wrinkles all the more visible, it’s the love of Ai’s life, Niigaki Risa  :gmon love2: 

It’s already their bed time  :sleep:  but the couple just had their dinner date, celebrating their golden anniversary a little while ago making their tummy full  :stuffed:  and so they decided to watch TV  :temper:  The clicking sound from the remote control only stopped when a bunch of gorgeous women walk the runway  :rikaangry


TAKA: Oh, this is nice!  :mon closeup:

GAKI: Dear, here, popcorn  :gmon flowers:

TAKA: Thank you Honey  :mon innocent:

GAKI: Un  :gmon cny:

TAKA: Honey, have you seen my specs?  :mon look:

GAKI: It’s on your head  :gmon bang:

TAKA: Oh  :mon lol:

GAKI: So forgetful, you are really now old  :gmon witch:

TAKA: Hehe, looks like it  :mon sweat:

GAKI:gmon bye:

TAKA: Whoa! Look at those models :mon star:

GAKI: Baby, can I ask you something  :gmon milk:

TAKA: Un, go ahead  :mon determined:

GAKI: What is it that you like more about me   :gmon nya:

TAKA:  Eh?  :mon huh2:

GAKI: Is it my sexy beautiful body  :gmon twirl:  or my lovely charming face  :gmon peakaboo:

TAKA:mon huh:  Ummm  :mon dunno:

GAKI: Answer it, don’t be shy  :gmon shy:

TAKA:mon lmao:  you’re so funny, un    it’s your sense of humour  :mon thumb:

GAKI:
 




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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
« Reply #56 on: June 25, 2011, 07:03:19 PM »
 :lol: that was pretty good, although 150 lbs... hmm :?
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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
« Reply #57 on: June 25, 2011, 07:25:59 PM »
Are you saying Risa's going to be a chubby grandma? 150lbs on a five foot frame? XD XD XD :lol:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
« Reply #58 on: June 26, 2011, 12:18:13 AM »
How the hell did I not notice this thread before?  :banghead:

Gomen, K.  :kneelbow:

Must read everything tomorrow. Too tired now.  :fainted:

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Re: Teh TAKAGAKI Lame Joke Series ^_^ {RepostsNOT 25JUNE}
« Reply #59 on: June 26, 2011, 02:06:51 AM »
A 150lbs Gaki-san  :dunno:
even if she's like 80-90ish right now :sweat:

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