Stupid Sexy Acchan and Stupid Miichan
SSA Log # 2 – Entered 9/17/11 by arisa03
“What is fucking wrong with that fucking Colonel Asshole using a random real bullet in paintball training!?” Oshima Yuko shouted at nothing inside Akibahara Base’s locker room together with the other girls. “FUUUUCK! IT HUUURTS!” she shouted at the top of her lungs as Kojima Haruna poured antiseptic on the poor little girl’s grazed leg.
“Language!” everyone else finished for her as they erupted in laughter.
“This is not a fucking laughing matter, you bitche—uuuughh!” Yuko shouted once more as she looked at the female trying to patch her up. “Nyan-nyan! You’re doing that on purpose, aren’t you?”
“Maybe, maybe not,” Kojiharu answered sternly and continued tending to Yuko’s wounds.
“Hey, Captain Midget, you look stunned!” Minegishi Minami slapped the back of her captain, who suddenly snapped out of her daze and threw herself forward. “Whatcha doin’?”
“What? What am I doing? I’m doing something?” she half-heartedly answered as she shook her head left and right. Minegishi Minami looked behind her—to whatever Takamina was looking at—and suddenly grinned widely. “NO!” Takamina raised her hands up to prevent Miichan from staring behind her. “I’m not doing anything!”
“Seriously, Captain,” Miichan said as she hooked an arm around Takamina’s neck. “Always being a man.”
“I’m not a man, you!” Takamina said as she tried to jab an elbow at the other female’s chest, who dodged it swiftly. After Minegishi Minami had given her peace, Takamina sat back on the locker room bench and looked back at whatever she was staring at.
In Takahashi Minami’s field of vision was an open locker with an attached body mirror on its door. “Who the crap left that door ope—“ Reflecting on it directly was the interior of the shower room’s changing room, and an elegantly towel-wrapped Maeda Atsuko. “What the fishes am I doing stare—“
Maeda Atsuko turned her left hand forward to open the towel and—“Hey, Captain Midget, you look stunned!” After that whole encounter, when Takamina looked at the mirror again, she had been disappointed to see the female wearing the long white sleeve already.
She sighed. “WHAT THE HELL!? WHY AM I SIGHING!?” She slammed her forehead on the nearest room pillar. “I should be glad instead that I saw nothing! NOTHING!” She slammed her forehead once more. “But that is it exactly! I saw nothing!” Takamina turned to look at the mirror again and saw that the female she was examining was looking at it.
The captain waved.
“What the f- WHY AM I WAVING AT HER?!” To Takamina’s surprise, Maeda Atsuko also waved back. “Now she’ll know I was looking at the mirror!” she suddenly spoke, and everyone’s attention was turned to her.
Atsuko walked into the locker room and closed the locker door, “Geez, when was this left open? It was totally reflecting me in the changing room, you know?”
“I’m sorry, that’s mine! I opened it when we got here, but forgot to close it!” Myao shouted from a corner together with Erepyon and Kitarie.
“Oh,” Maeda Atsuko said and turned to look at her dearly beloved captain.
“Oh,” everyone said together.
“Oh,” Takahashi Minami said as she swallowed.
Atsuko blushed. Minami blushed.
They would never hear the end of this.
"Hey! I didn't see anything!" Takamina defended. She opened her mouth, closed it, and bit her lower lip. ‘Stupid sexy Acchan and stupid Miichan...’ She prepared to cover her ears.
They definitely would not hear the end of this.
A/N: Look who’s writing! It was... a random idea! ANON WAS LOL-ING HERE! 8DDD