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The Official Shaq Pimp Thread
« on: February 23, 2005, 06:02:12 AM »
The Official Shaq Pimp Thread

Shaq strained his fat knee!!  :evil:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1997608



Whaddya think of the Heat's chances are now without him? Looks like Alonzo Mourning might get more minutes than he baragained for.
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« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2005, 06:15:21 AM »
He shoulda shook Kobe's hand at teh allstar game. I think if he had more fat around that knee this injury might now happen.  :!:

The Flash is such a stupid nick name for Wade. Wade is going to step it up and so is Zo.

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2005, 07:14:14 AM »
Fuck that!! Kobe is just a little pussy ... always whining about how his teammates don't give him the rock. I read Phil's book and I believe everything Big Chief Triangle says. Sure he may be on the chronic but it's da truth!!

Hope Wang ZhiZhi don't pull a K-Mart "MY Kidney! My kidney!" during practice.  :twisted:

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2005, 07:23:03 AM »
Damn, I had high hopes for the Heat too  :(

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2005, 07:50:28 AM »
is wang zhizhi any good? i've never seen him before. i'm imagining that he's no yao ming (and hell, even he's not THAT great).

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2005, 07:59:17 AM »
Mr. Wang's garbage. He can nail the three but his defense is shit.

I gotta check out Sports Center to see how fucked Shaq is. At least it's in February...The Big Fatty should be back by playoffs.

ETA...strained it while killing Othello Harrington. X-Rays negative. then again, that's what they said about TO.

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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2005, 12:57:33 AM »
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Mr. Wang's garbage. He can nail the three but his defense is shit.


yea he sucks balls. i'm glad the mavs traded him.

that japanese guy who played for the Suns did get cut.

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2005, 11:42:59 PM »
Yeah. The Japanese guy is gone!! LOL

Shaq is BACK!!! And so is Zo.

Damn, we need a new NBA update thread.

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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2005, 09:08:05 AM »
ah man, that japanese guy had all those commercials in japan about being the first guy from the nippon to play in the NBA too lol

i guess he can go play in europe tho, which isn't so bad

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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2005, 05:32:40 PM »
When I saw that clip of Shaq got injured, the first thing in my mind wasn't Shaq's knee but that poor guy who got stomped on his chest.........  I was like OMFG poor dude, expecting some intestine getting splashed out.  LOL.

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Shaq is officially "obese"
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2005, 08:37:49 AM »
Does the NBA have a weight problem too?  :lol:
http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/3448654

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Only four players assessed using the body-mass index (BMI) by The Associated Press made it all the way to the "obese" range, most notably - you guessed it - Miami Heat star Shaquille O'Neal.

The body-mass index doesn't directly measure fat. It comes from a formula that considers only weight and height. At 7-foot-1 and 325 pounds, O'Neal had the NBA's highest BMI, 31.6, in the AP analysis. (He admits to gaining 2 pounds since those numbers were posted.)

That puts him in the "obese" range, which is 30 and above. A BMI indicates normal weight if it falls between 18.5 and 24.9, and overweight if it's between 25 and 29.9.


Said The Diesel: "You think that, stick to science. Top 50, three rings, lot of money, two mansions."  



From a celebrity boxing match earlier this summer: Shaq is on the right.

And food for thought:

Overweight Players

Ron Artest - 28 BMI
Emeka Okafor - 28 BMI
Duncan - 27 BMI
J. O'Neal - 27 BMI
Yao Ming - 27 BMI
Ben Wallace - 26 BMI
Kidd - 26 BMI
Marion - 26 BMI
Amare - 26 BMI
Maggette - 26 BMI
LeBron - 26 BMI
Wade - 26 BMI
Marbury - 26 BMI
Kobe - 25 BMI
Grant Hill - 25 BMI
Steve Francis - 25 BMI
Chris Bosh - 25 BMI
Dwight Howard - 25 BMI
Dikembe Mutumbo - 25 BMI


Normal Players

Ray Allen - 24 BMI
Nash - 24 BMI
Arenas - 24 BMI
Dirk - 24 BMI
Ginobli - 24 BMI
Odom - 24 BMI
McGrady - 23 BMI
Tony Parker - 23 BMI
Rashard Lewis - 23 BMI
Iverson - 22 BMI
Garnett - 22 BMI

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2005, 07:34:26 PM »
I think Shaq's in better shape than ever. So screw that system.



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« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2005, 11:14:10 AM »
Look at all the "overweight" guys. haha. I mean, most NBA guys are ripped compared to your average dude.

Shaq just picks up random people and starts lifting them.

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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2005, 07:33:20 AM »
Dikembe Mutumbo is overweight!  :w00t: That system is stupid. I judge obese people visually, not by some formula.

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Shaq on Wheaties Box
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2005, 07:38:05 AM »
Pile on yet another accolade for The Diesel!  :D  


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« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2005, 08:02:34 AM »
Yeah, these systems are useless...

I mean, Dwight Howard and Bosh overweight???
Yeah, right.

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[LMFAO] Shaq MVP
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2005, 05:37:52 AM »


Shaq reacts to hearing the news that Steve Nash is MVP  :lol:

http://rapidshare.de/files/1640306/Shaq_MVP.avi.html
http://rapidshare.de/files/1654364/Shaq_MVP.mp3.html

OR he just heard Rika is no longer in Morning Musume!!  :D

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[LMAO] Kobe reunites with Shaq
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2005, 09:30:10 AM »
Just in time for a run at the title!! Just like fuckin old times!  :lol:

http://www.thesideliner.com/kobesuitsup.htm

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« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2005, 11:43:23 AM »
Haha, that's pretty funny...
I'll buy that T-shirt if I have the money...

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Shaq and Zo: From Enemies to Buddies
« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2005, 06:28:48 AM »
Excellent article:

first...some flash back from the song: "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock)" by Fu Schnickens feat. Shaq:

Now who's the first pick? me, word is born and
Not a Christean Laettner, not Alonzo Mourning


Shaq, Mourning meshing together at the right time for Heat
 


By TIM REYNOLDS, AP Sports Writer
May 26, 2005
MIAMI (AP) -- They were once bitter rivals, sharing nothing but disdain for the other.

From the moment Shaquille O'Neal was the No. 1 pick in the 1992 NBA Draft, one spot ahead of Alonzo Mourning, the pair have been linked -- and the relationship was never good. O'Neal once wanted to fight Mourning; in turn, Mourning questioned if O'Neal had any true basketball skill.

Yet their marriage as Miami teammates has gone splendidly, with the two becoming fast friends because of a shared goal -- delivering the Heat's first NBA championship.
 
``He and I both want the same thing,'' O'Neal said. ``We want to get it done.''

In the Eastern Conference finals against Detroit, a best-of-seven series now tied at a game apiece, O'Neal and Mourning have occasionally been paired on the court -- although both are centers. When playing alongside O'Neal, Mourning moves to power forward.

``It'll be a little more challenging for opponents when we're in the game together,'' Mourning said. ``If they go past me, then they've got to see him. If they go past him, then they've got to see me.''

Both teams took Thursday off. Game 3 of the series is Sunday on the Pistons' home floor.

Late in Miami's 92-86 win in Game 2 of the series on Wednesday night, Mourning proved invaluable, especially on the defensive end. He played eight minutes in the final quarter, officially being credited in that stint with two blocks; he appeared to warrant a third when Ben Wallace missed a dunk with 4:51 left.

Another Wallace shot was blocked by Mourning with 3:43 left, this one setting up Dwyane Wade for a layup that put Miami ahead 83-78. And Wallace tried to run over Mourning's screen on Miami's next possession, sending Mourning to the line for two free throws; he made both and put the Heat up by seven.

Mourning's end-of-game numbers seemed modest: 22 minutes, six points, four blocks, two rebounds. But O'Neal heaped plenty of praise in Mourning's direction after the game.

``Zo's definitely playing well, playing hard, blocking shots, playing good defense,'' said O'Neal, who had 17 points and 10 rebounds in Game 2. ``... It was great. He had my back a couple times, couple times I really couldn't get to the rebound because I was trying to hold Ben Wallace off.''

Some of Detroit's players, including Chauncey Billups and Rasheed Wallace, said they didn't think the O'Neal-Mourning pairing mattered much. But Detroit coach Larry Brown was a bit more complimentary.

``Zo, everybody forgets how good he is. But they did a good job,'' Brown said Wednesday night. ``Defensively they forced us a little outside. They challenged shots, they did a lot of good things.''

Mourning, who still takes numerous medications for his kidney disease and the resultant transplant, said he's willing to play as much as Miami needs -- especially with O'Neal still slowed by a bruised right thigh.

``It ain't time to conserve nothing right now. It's winning time,'' Mourning said. ``I can go full-tilt. You don't have to cut back my minutes. My doctors have said 'Hey, you can go all out. You can do what you have to do.'''

When the Heat re-signed Mourning as a free agent late in the regular season, many wondered if Shaq and Zo could peacefully coexist. The answer was a resounding 'yes.'

On Tuesday, O'Neal picked up Mourning, and the two took Wade on a pep talk disguised as a joyride.

They stressed how important Wade was to Miami's championship chances, how he should simply ignore what he was hearing about the way he played in the Heat's Game 1 loss. The chat sent Wade's spirits soaring; he dropped 40 points on the Pistons in Game 2.

``I listen to guys who have been doing it for years, `` Wade said. ``And I just try to come out and make them proud.''

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