I'm back again, after those dreadful and sleep draining exams,
To see that a Christmas fic was requested from a fan.
So i thought i couldn't keep
Sukoshi waiting,
I had a few ideas and was really debating...
...Until i came across an all but too familiar piece of literature.
It was then that in my head i got a picture,
and i knew that i was going to get scorned,
But voila! A new version was born.
The Night Before GropefestTikitty
Crazy Christmas Poem’Twas the night before Gropefest, when all through the MM dormitory,
Not a creature was stirring, but someone was loudly snoring.
The “GO AWAY” signs were hung with angry faces,
In hopes that the midnight molester would ignore their sleeping places.
The members were nestled in their comfy beds,
While visions of yakiniku danced in their heads,
I tiredly dressed in my PJs with out a peep,
and settled down for a long deserved sleep.
When out on the balcony there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
On my way to the balcony I fell to the floor,
I got up, peeked through the curtains and silently slid opened the door.
The moon on the fresh fallen snow,
Gave illusion of mid-day to the outside below,
When, what to my wondering should I hear,
But a cackle, a menacing laugh that almost pierced my ears.
With a calling, so lively and muster,
I knew in a moment it must be the Midnight Molester.
I took a step back in my room, gasped, and almost hit the large fan,
as she whispered, chuckling as she spoke of her plan,
“Now Reina then Risa then Ai and Sayumi,
And after Koharu, Eri, Aika and Hitomi!
I will get them all, give them a taste of my hands,
and they will whither in fear as I ignore their demands!”
The evil laugh came again, which gave me a fright,
as the figure scampered off, the first victim in her sight.
There was a rustle, a thud, and even a yell of pain,
which was only proof that she really wasn’t all that sane.
The silence it came, and chilled me to the bone,
when the air was pierced with a high pitched tone.
Her first victim was down and it had sounded,
like the Midnight Molester had made sure she had been grounded;
When I surely knew, her next target would be reached only minutes after,
I turned on my heels, thinking I could get there only faster.
But I was too late it seemed, another yelp came,
When I had reached the door and nearly ripped it off its pane.
I ran through the dark hall, barely finding my footing,
When multiple screams echoed out, followed by laughing.
I knew that time was running out, I had to help the others,
Or face the wrath that was the Midnight Molester’s.
This time a squeak came that sounded like a fairy,
Which only meant that it must have been Eri.
I burst open Aika’s door, hoping she had a good fate,
Only to find that in fact I had been too late!
She looked at me, her victim on the floor laying,
as she gave a chuckle wasn’t hesitant in saying,
“Ahh Hitomi, how you come baring your fists,
But it seems you are the last on my list!”
A devilish glare of her eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had everything to dread.
She spoke not a word but instead went straight to work,
I stood, whiter than a ghost, didn’t even manage to jerk.
As I closed my eyes, I had to assume the worst, it was all over,
When really, it was quite fast and didn’t hurt as much either.
If anything, instead of being fearful,
It was more a pleasure than being tearful.
I cautiously opened my eyes and looked around,
She had a menacing grin on her face as she stood up off the ground,
And I heard her exclaim, ere she drove out of sight,
(Even if her bedroom was down the hall and just to the right)“Merry Gropefest to all, and to all a good night!”____________________________________
Happy Holidays Everyone!Hope you enjoyed!
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