[Movie] CHINESE SUPER NINJAS - Greatest Movie of All Time

[daigong]

Coming off the heels of such hits as "The 36th Chamber of Shaolin" "Five Deadly Venoms" "Crippled Avengers" "8 Diagram Pole Fighter" and "Clan of the White Lotus"  -- The Shaw Bros delivered a KUNG FU EPIC in 1982 entitled

   CHINESE SUPER NINJAS



aka Five Element Ninjas

With death defying action, these 5 ninjas avenge an earlier defeat by a samurai by learning the skillz of the five elements: earth, wind, fire, wood, gold, and something else. The action is so popping it'll make you wet yourself!!!



DOWNLOAD!!!

These links should work, I tested em myself

part1   
http://www.twitter.com/?d=V8SMM3WS

part2+3
http://www.twitter.com/?d=JHU27BN1

I'm putting this here cuz I want everyone to watch this! and everyone discussing Asian Movies!!

DISCUSS!!!

Read a review: http://www.dvdcult.com/rev_SuperNinjas.htm

[Happosai]

Pffffff... 

Dude, do you REALLY think anyone cares about cheezy old kung-fu flicks ??

...

HELL YES, WE DO!!! 

*grabs cheezy flick!* 

[Happosai]

Crap!    The first RAR is corrupted and "repair" doesn't work...

Trying to re-download it now.

[Happosai]

Re-downloaded... RAR corrupted... blah! 

[JFC]

OMGASS!!! FAELS!!!

[daigong]

OMGASS!!! FAELS!!!

* daigong beats JFC with a big trout

-_-; way to make the forum a better place by making great convo

Thanks for the heads up, I'll reup it later this week and hopefully we can get the DOMO bumping

[JFC]

* JFC eats trout.

[daigong]

These links should work, I tested em myself

part1   
http://www.twitter.com/?d=V8SMM3WS

part2+3
http://www.twitter.com/?d=JHU27BN1

CHECK OUT THE WATER NINJAS!! SNEAKY!!


THE EARTH NINJAS!! DIRTY!!


"LOOK! LOOK OVER THERE!"

[Happosai]

HOO-Fuckin'-RAY! 

Finally get to dl (Mecha-Mecha-thanks to dai for the re-up!) and watch this flick, and all i can say is:

WHEN I SAY "KUNG", YOU SAY "FU"!

...

No wait, that's not right... it should be:

WHEN I SAY "KUNG", YOU SAY "FOoOo~"!, because the movie is fuckin' gay!!! 

Imagine you have to wait 30mn into it to get to see the ONLY woman in the entire flick, and of course, she's an evil bitch!  GAY!

Nah, okay, it's not that gay... In fact, if you can get past the dreadful and corny english dub, who apparently was made by a single person with a subtle voice-shifting ability (lol!) and the annoying fighting sound effects (consisting of 2 sounds repeated ad-lib all along the movie *CLINK! WOOSH!*), it's a pretty kick-ass flick, really! 

I mean... IF you're a fan of the genre... and if you're not, you can still dl it just for the lulz. 

Personnaly, i'd say that anything featuring Lo Meng (or Wei Pai, but he's not in this one) is worth watching. 

So... WHEN I SAY "KUNG", YOU SAY "FOoOo~"!

[supra]

oh mannnnn... so GAY.... hahaha
the KUNGFU sure kicks ass... lol...
was totally turned off by the dubbing for the only girl in the show.. haha...
better get to the ladylove to up my spirits again....

[daigong]

BRING IT!!! 



Those foools!