JFC: the clone's name is Miki, but was it Miki-sama she was cloned after? :OOmgass she's a clone!?!?!
- 2 new Guardians. Who they're assigned to? I won't tell yet :PThey gotta be for Koharu and the 8th Gens! I'm thinking, one for Koharu & Aika then the second for Junjun & Linlin! :w00t:
"What's wrong M? Not satisfied last night?"So instead of a nudie bar, they went to a pachinko joint? Probably better that they did that, since the girls (especially Risa) would probably freak out if they found out.
"Of course not! Why should I be satisfied? I lost a lot of money from those pachinko machines. Now I'm broke."
"So, what were you gonna use the money for if you won?"Awwwwwwwww...he's right, you know. :wub:
"I want to buy something for Gaki-san, like an after concert gift or something like that. After all, she's always been nice to me. She's cute when she blushes."
"If you wanted to win, you could have just hacked those machines to churn out the money. Up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,B,A,start could have done the trick."Ah, the good ol' universal CAPCOM code. :lol:
"Gambling and cheating are both bad. But I do know something Niigaki-san might like."Busted! XD
"Really? Can you tell me S?"
"I think she'd appreciate it if you paid more attention to her when she talks instead of looking at Ms. Li Chun."
"I bought Isshun, S. And I'm also going to buy MAPLE."S didn't know about Eri's new PB??? Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame shame shame. :whistle:
"MAPLE? What's that? Wait..." S said as he searched the internet.
"Hehe. I'm surprised you don't know about it. Of all people. Shame on you!"
"Damn.You. M."
But enough of that, I've been getting signals of Graft within the area, S."Ah, so Ichiro's protoge's have Graft within them? I wonder if they ingested it, or if Ichiro designed them to automatically generate Graft within their own bodies like glands?
"Finally. I thought you'd never notice that."
"When I try to search where it's coming from, it points to those three kids." M said as he pointed to a fastfood a few blocks away.
But they seem to be normal. I ran a scan and they was nothing unusual. However, when I try to listen to them, the frequency either gets jammed or it redirects me to a radio show. The girl is cute though."Considering their recent discovery, with luck Dan and Tezuka will be able to put 2 + 2 together, figure out who and what these 3 kids are and what the Guardians can expect from them.
"Yeah. She reminds me of someone...and those two boys. They look familiar too."
"Anyway, let's go back to the hotel. And send a report to Dan-san.
After you build up my imagination, you decide to burst my bubble."I was wondering where those were all coming from. :hee:
"You can vent your frustrations on your Photoshop and 10 yen masterpeices when we get home."
"Nevermind."
Shimizu Saki's schoolShorter than Captain??? That's pretty damn short. :oops:
"Hello Chii-chan! What did I miss in class?" Saki asked her classmate, Chihiro. Saki is taller than her, if ever you're wondering.
"I see. By the way, we have a new classmate. She just tranferred here a few days ago."Uh oh...I got a strange feeling about this... :mon unsure:
"Hello. I'm Shimizu Saki." Saki said as she bowed.Shit...it's Ichiro's cloned girl, isn't it? She's a younger version of Miki-sama? :dunno:
"I know you. You're a member of Berryz Koubou. You're famous."
"I'm not really that famous." Saki said as she blushed.
"I'm Miki. Fujimoto Miki. But I'm not the idol. We just have similar names but I think I have a more pleasing personality."
Fujimoto-san is quite a good person once you know her. But if you like to touch like her, I won't mind. Hey! What are you doing?"Yep, she definitely "communicates" like our Miki-sama alright. :D
"You said you won't mind?"
"I won't mind. But not right now."
"Not in front of Chihiro-chan? That's okay, I'll touch her too."
"Hmm. You seem to have a lot of Snoopy accessories." Saki said as she noticed the phone strap and Miki's bag and her socks.
"Yes I do. I'm even wearing Snoopy panties. Wanna see?"
"No thanks. Maybe some other time."
"Okay. Just tell me when you want to see them."
"Okay. Hmmm. I've been thinking about it, but you really look like someone I know."Wait a sec...Aya?
"I look like someone?"
"Yes. You look like..."
"Fujimoto?"
"No. Not Fujimoto-san. You look a lot like Matsuura-senpai when she was younger. Yeah. You do look like her."
The boy moved closer and put her in an embrace. She couldn't understand it, but she liked being in his arms.Now, considering how strongly H feels about Captain, it's a pretty safe bet that it's NOT H that this girl's speaking to right now. By process of elimination it should be H2. However...
"I know you like me too but you're afraid to show it because of Saki-chan. I like her but I think I like you more. No. I always liked you, ever since the time we first met. If you tell me that you like me too, I'd be the one to tell Saki-chan about it and call it quits with her."
"I don't know...I'm confused. What about Captain..."
"Your answer. What is it?"
"You...you're right. I like you too."
"Since when did you start calling her Saki-chan? You always called her Shimi-chan. And why do you smell like cigarettes? When did you start to smoke? And those earrings. You said that you won't wear them anymore. Also, you always said that I should change my shampoo since it stinks. You're not him aren't you?" the girl said as she tried to free herself from his grasp. She gave him a hard slap so he'd let her go. "Who are you?"Unless H2 has suffered some major glitch in his programming, this can't be him. That only leaves H3, who is likely the one who was the one peeking in on Maimi.
"Damn. I'm busted. That's very clever of you.
...
"We're just gonna do some things that will destroy your friendship with that tiny captain girl and make you hate H for the rest of your life. Like taking a picture of us while kissing. That's all. But if you were Tokunaga, I'd probably..."
Miki handed her an envelope. Saki opened it. The envelope contained a picture. And there was silence. Saki dropped te picture but she picked it up, after she recovered from the shock.MIYABI??? :o It was Miyabi???
"I think that was meant for you, but somehow it ended up in my locker..."
It was a picture of Miyabi. And a boy with dyed red hair. Kissing. Even if the boy's back was turned, Saki knew who it was.
Her world stopped. She felt like she didn't want to breathe anymore. She wanted to cry, but she didn't. Not in front of Miki. She didn't want to show any weakness.Can't help but wonder if Ichiro came up with this plan, or if the young trio came up with it themselves. Either way, so far things have gone quite well for them. They've shown that they (or at least H3) can infiltrate the Guardian ranks undetected and pass as one of them. The more they keep this up, the more they'll subtly disrupt things between the girls, which in turn is likely meant to cause some disruption amongst the other Guardians, which should make it easier for them to be taken down later on.
...
Saki didn't look at her. She just gathered her things, closed her locker and left.
"That was easy. Too easy..." Miki said as she grinned.
JFC: the cover had a hint of who the clone was :grin:Yeah...didn't notice it at first. :P
"Psst. Hikaru-chan."I wonder by how much H's abilities have been reduced? Also, what if an emergency arises and they need him back at full capacity? How long would/will it take for him to "power up" again?
H looked at who was calling him from behind the corner. The limiter installed by Dan dampened his senses, so his sight and range weren't as strong as before.
"It looks like Captain's trying to avoid us, especially Miya. We don't know if they fought or something, but we don't like what's happening. Do you know?"As I said previously, this is likely what Ichiro's protoges were aiming for to begin with.
"I have no idea as well."
"Oh. I see. Okay, thanks for your help anyway. We'll just have to make sure that they're not fighting 'coz that will be bad for the group.
"Does it have something to do with Hikaru-chan being in Maimi-chan's room?" Risako asked her.Geez, here we go.
"It's Akabaka's fault again huh? Don't worry, we'll teach him a lesson next time we see him." Miyabi added
Saki didn't answer them. She took out something from her bag and handed it to Miyabi. The other girls gathered around her as she opened the envelope and took out the picture it contained.
"C...captain. I...this never happened! I swear." Miyabi told her. "That's me, but...I. I never kissed Aka...Hikaru-chan!"Captain's reaction has me worried, to be honest. She realizes that as leader, she has to do her best to keep the group functioning and together, and that she has to be mature here...but she's still human though. More importantly, she's a young girl and she has feelings for H. She might be putting on the calm/stoic demeanor now, but I can't help but predict that somewhere down the line she's going to snap.
"The picture can't lie. But you can, Miya."
"Saki-chan. Please. You have to believe me."
"I want to believe you but...I need time. Don't worry. You're still my friend, Miya. I just need time to think. See you all tomorrow."
The picture was clear, not like the ones tabloid magazines take, so it cannot be helped if they believed what the picture was telling them.Next question is...who took the picture?
H saw that Miyabi was sobbing.First the Maimi incident, and now this? Things aren't going well for H. With any luck he'll start to get suspicious about these strange events that keep "involving" him.
"What happened to her?" he asked them.
Maasa handed him the envelope. H opened it and took out its contents. Like Saki, he picked it up from the floor after he recovered from the shock.
"I like you, Hikaru. I like you."Wow, she told him. :O In a way it's good that she did, I guess. At least here they both know where they stand.
"Natsuyaki-san..."
"I know that Captain will always be first in your heart, but I...I can't control my feelings. I can't stop myself from falling for you. Saki is my friend. It hurts but I have to bear it that the person I like is in love with one of my friends so I have to give way."
"I'm sorry. Sorry if I had to tell you this. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship in any way. I'm still your friend right?"That was HELLA lousy timing. :banghead:
"Of course." H said as he embraced her. "Thanks for understanding..."
There was noise coming from the door. They could hear the others saying "don't go inside Captain...", "but I forgot something..". It was already too late before they were free from each other.
"Shimi-chan..." H said as he let go. "I was just..."
"It's not what you think Captain."
"..."
Don't worry, Hikaru-chan. I can take care of myself." she said. "Miya. Take care of him, okay. Goodbye, Hikaru-chan."Shit, Captain's totally on the verge of just losing it. :cry:
Saki left the room running at full speed. She even bumped Maasa but that didn't stop her.
"I need to follow her, Miya."That's going to be really tough considering his abilities have been diminished. With Captain in the state that she's currently in and H unable to use 100% of his abilities to protect her, she's an easy target.
"Do you really need to?"
"Yes. I need to. I have to."
He didn't notice, but someone sat on the swing next to him. H knew that someone was beside him but he just ignored it. The one beside him then lit a cigarette.H3?
After finishing a stick, the person took out his mobile phone and switched to its media player. Then something started to play. H didn't need heightened senses to hear it because it was at full volume. He could hear water, like water coming from a shower. Then he heard a voice. A familiar voice...Ooooooooooooooooooh crap. :o
"H...Hika... I...I...I love you...Hikaru...Hikaru..."
"Y...Yajima-san?"
Finally H looked at the one who was sitting next to him. He didn't like the feeling though, because it was like looking at a mirror, except his reflection wore something different. Both of them stood up at the same time.H...meet H3.
"You're the one who's been trying to get me into trouble."So far, pretty much everything has gone according to plan. Taking out H is definitely going to be easier when his Guardian capabilities are reduced like this.
"Yes. And I'm also going to be the one who kills you. Again."
H ran a scan but he didn't find any cybernetic parts in him.
"We're the same. But I have a program that prevents you from scanning my internals. I'm done scanning you and I was right, they really nerfed you.
That's too bad because you're going to die without even putting up a fight."
Hisoka picked him up by the throat.Looks like Dan and Tezuka DID manage to put 2+2 together and figure that something strange was going on. Hopefully the override allows H to get back to full capacity FAST, and if he's even luckier he recorded the convo that he and H3 just had. With it he can prove his innocence to the girls AND inform Dan/Tezuka about H3.
"Any last words?"
"Heh. I should be the one asking you that."
"Is that a joke? I thought you didn't have a sense of humor. You're pretty stupid to still have the courage to say something like that. "
"It's not a joke. Of course I'm serious." H said as he grinned.
"Huh?"
"Because Dan-san gave me the password to override the limiter, asshole!"
- Stand-alone chapters (one is MAPLE-related :grin:)
Detonator M
« on: October 24, 2006 »
Detonator M Shuffle
« on: October 24, 2007»
M(Mitsui) -
He is a Tokusatsu and Anime fan and gets his moves from most of the shows, except moves from hentai shows.(He attempted to use one before but it backfired, don't ask which technique.)
K(Kyo) -
He is also the author of the book "Ultimate PuyoPuyo Mastery" which only has two copies. He still has one of them but the other was bought in ebay by a certain 'ebiRur154k0+'.
S(Shingo) -He Miki'd Miki. Damn!
D(Domon) -
One of his specialties is being able to do the Usa-chan peace without looking like a complete idiot. Auditioned for Johnny's but was disqualified for looking too "girly".
H(Hikaru) - He is also the official taste-tester of Chinami's cooking. He lost consciousness (and a lot of blood due to nosebleed) once, after Saki joked that she was the next one to get an Alo-Hello. Like the others, he also has no idea about his past, but he was flabbergasted once it was revealed to him[..]. (Un)Fortunately, he has yet to be Miki'd.
H2(Higure) - Almost drowned when he attempted to teach Airi to swim but in fact(?), did it on purpose to get mouth to mouth resuscitation from her.
Ichiro - He was destroyed by Miki's Death Glare.
R(Retsuya) - Miki'd? Uncomfirmed. Ai'd? Most likely.Now that makes me wonder what's the real definition about Miki'd and Ai'd XD
"Title+Rebirth" and "Title+Revolution"(except Kirarin Revolution) gives me ecchi ideas.
Graft - a drug that enhances the capabilities of a person, mainly wotas, to the point that he or she can combat Guardians. Ingredients are mushrooms, power pellets, scooby snacks, energon cubes, spinach and hunny. No, seriously...:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Oh, there were(...)empty potato chip bags lying around tooIchiro's place :o
Oh, and perfect teeth.why am i laughing ? XD
She saw herself in mirror and couldn't believe it, because there was an uncanny resemblance between her and one of the girls in the photobooks.whohohohoho
She tried to scurry for any piece of cloth she could find but there were none. The owner of the lab probably planned this from the start.what do you expect from Ichiro-sama himself XD
I'm probably dead. Don't be afraid, the one talking to you right now isn't a ghost. I won't be climbing out of a wall.This is a pre-recorded video, not a cursed one.Rofl...
"Not really. I'm worried because there's one more vial missing in the box, Tezuka-san..."So that's it...CLONE WAR !!!
"Really?"
"Really."
At the hotel's lobby, a certain girl was waiting for someone. She was still wearing her concert outfit and she was still a bit sweaty but she didn't care. The main door opened and it was the person she was waiting for came in. She ran to meet him, and then held him in her arms.awwww...i'm loving their relationship...
Hikaru-chan! You didn't tell me that you were gonna watch! I saw you in the crowd!" The petite captain said as she tugged on the taller boy's sleeve.
"Huh? What are you talking about, Shimi-chan?"uh oh...
"Come on. Don't pretend like you don't know anything."
"But I..."
H didn't have the courage to tell her that he was in the backstage during the entire concert after he saw how happy Saki was.
"Liar!"and i'm also loving this XD
"Miya-chan?"
"That wasn't you, was it Akabaka?" (Akai=red, Baka=stupid)
"How'd you know?"
"I saw someone in the crowd. He looked like you, with red hair and stuff. But I knew it wasn't you."
"Why?"
"Because he was with a girl. And that girl was pretty. It's impossible for someone like you to snag a girl as cute as that! Hnnn."
"Eh?"
"It's a joke, dumbass. Plus, I know that the only girl you need is..."
"I can go with you two, if you like. In case Tokunaga-san decides to scare her again.":D
"Nah. We'll be fine. And you already have Captain, don't you? Why don't you let me keep Rii-chan for myself? I can take care of her."
"With your magic?"
"I will count to ten and I want you to disappear in front of me or else I'll...one...four...."
"Okay. I'm gone."
"But it looks like nothing's changed. I still top you all in looks.":lol:
So, to celebrate the success of their concert, let's head to the nearest red light district kukuku! Who's with me? Raise your hand!":rofl:
"Umm...aniki. Why is S-san raising his hand?"
Maimi greeted her with a killer glarelet's the drama continue....
"What happened to you? It looks like you haven't even slept yet. And what's that? Were you crying, Maimi-chan?":shocked:
"..."
"Your hair is a mess." Risako said as she giggled.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"Like your hair isn't. Haha." Maasa told her.
"Don't look at me. It's not my fault." said Miyabi.
Before H could finish talking, Maimi grabbed his shirt, and then slapped him before giving him a straight, making him fall on the floor.
CLIFFHANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DANGER DANGER WOY !!! HOW CAN YOU LET THIS END LIKE THAT ?! MOAAAAR next chapter already !!!
Maimi attempted to kick him while he was still on the floor, but Airi, Erika, and the other members of C-ute were able to hold her back, making her miss.i can't imagine what would happen to H if Maimi ever land a penaltykick on him XD
she trembled before she broke out into tears.:cry:
"Hikaru-chan. What's the meaning of this?":shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
"I don't know." H said as he wiped the blood that flowed from his nose with his hankie.
"So it's the innocent act huh. Alright. If you don't want to talk, I will. " said Maimi. "What were you doing in our room last night, Hikaru?"
"Oh. I get it now. Maybe you girls are just used to him watching you while you take a bath..."><
"You're going too far!" Miyabi said as she shoved Maimi.
Good thing Risa, Eri, Sayu and Koharu were able to pacify the younger girls.funny cause it's like the lastest girls i would think of to pacify them XD
"Don't worry, Higure-chan. I'm not mad at you." Maimi told him.well why would she be mad at him ? :dunno:
"ARE THOSE SKULLS PRINTED ON YOUR PYJAMAS?!" Miyabi's eyes widened. "I MUST HAVE...T…THAT...":rofl:
"No way! I already gave you my other set before Miya."
"Are you going to ask me what I was doing in Yajima-san's room?":shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
"Nope."
"Whew. Well that's a relie..."
"I'm gonna ask you what you were doing in the other girls' rooms."
But as the boss said, I'll have to cut your abilities, meaning some of them will be disabled for a while."awwww
"Why? Because the in-house doctor's got a hot nurse! That's why. You should let her check you while you check her out hehehe.":rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"..."
"What?"
"If I'm gonna grow up to be someone like you or M, I wish that you had never revived me before."
"I'm just kidding. But you should go let them check your nose. So Shimizu-san won't get worried. She likes your nose, you know."
"I don't like that guy with the red scarf. That stare he has makes me feel like he's undressing me. I should kill him." said Miki.XD
Jirou are like H and H2, aren't they? They're also modeled using Yossi's DNA.he he he
"What's wrong M? Not satisfied last night?"
"Of course not! Why should I be satisfied? I lost a lot of money from those pachinko machines. Now I'm broke."
So instead of a nudie bar, they went to a pachinko joint?lol that must be why S raised his hand earlier, he knew that they weren't going to any durty place ? XD
"Why'd you want to gamble anyway? Did you get someone pregnant?"rofl...are you sure S isn't perv too ? XD
"NO! Of course not! Why the hell did that enter your mind S?."
"I think she'd appreciate it if you paid more attention to her when she talks instead of looking at Ms. Li Chun.":rofl:
"WTF? Are you saying that I check her out?"
"You don't?"
"Do you?"
"I bought Isshun, S. And I'm also going to buy MAPLE."YEAH SHAME ON YOU !
"MAPLE? What's that? Wait..." S said as he searched the internet.
"Hehe. I'm surprised you don't know about it. Of all people. Shame on you!"
"Damn.You. M."
"You can vent your frustrations on your Photoshop and 10 yen masterpeices when we get home."
"Nevermind."
I was wondering where those were all coming from.i second that XD
Saki is taller than her, if ever you're wondering.rofl...you had to ad height and saki in the same sentence huh xD
"Are you two already...having a lover's quarrel?"yeah yeah, just a friend :roll:
"What? No! We're just friends."
She's taller than Saki, if ever you're wondering.XD
"I know you. You're a member of Berryz Koubou. You're famous."well if she knows captain, that means she should know that captains knows it's not THE miki fujimoto from h!p (does my line makes sense ? xD) :dunno:
"I'm not really that famous." Saki said as she blushed.
"I'm Miki. Fujimoto Miki. But I'm not the idol. We just have similar names but I think I have a more pleasing personality."
And Fujimoto-san is quite a good person once you know her. But if you like to touch like her, I won't mind. Hey! What are you doing?"oh god :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
"You said you won't mind?"
"Hmm. You seem to have a lot of Snoopy accessories." Saki said as she noticed the phone strap and Miki's bag and her socks.i wonder where this idea of snoopy comes from :roll:
"Yes I do. I'm even wearing Snoopy panties. Wanna see?"
"You're funny. I think we can get along well...Hey! Your hands!"yet she said she wasn't like her ? XD
In one girl's forgotten memory (Happened probably before one of the concerts)hu hu hu hu hu
A stock room isn't exactly the most romantic place where someone confesses love but...:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
"Do you have feelings for me?"WHO WHAT WHEN @ksjgkrjg# HUH ?!
"What? Are you out of your mind? Me? Fall for you? That's crazy!"
"I know you like me too but you're afraid to show it because of Saki-chan. I like her but I think I like you more. No. I always liked you, ever since the time we first met.[...]oh...i see i get it now...well i really should have done the 3rd special chapter before T_T
"Since when did you start calling her Saki-chan? You always called her Shimi-chan. And why do you smell like cigarettes? When did you start to smoke? And those earrings. You said that you won't wear them anymore. Also, you always said that I should change my shampoo since it stinks. You're not him aren't you?" the girl said as she tried to free herself from his grasp. She gave him a hard slap so he'd let her go. "Who are you?"
"I'm sorry. I can do things with you right now, things that you never imagined, and I'd just erase it from your memory but unfortunately, you're just not my type...":knee:
Miki handed her an envelope. Saki opened it. The envelope contained a picture. And there was silence. Saki dropped te picture but she picked it up, after she recovered from the shock.:pleeease:
"I think that was meant for you, but somehow it ended up in my locker..."
It was a picture of Miyabi. And a boy with dyed red hair. Kissing. Even if the boy's back was turned, Saki knew who it was.
Her world stopped. She felt like she didn't want to breathe anymore. She wanted to cry, but she didn't.
"That was easy. Too easy..." Miki said as she grinned.:angry:
"Umm, I'd just like to ask if you know what's going on between Miya and Captain."oh uh....
"Come on, Captain. You can tell us." added Chinami. "That's what friends are for right?"
(...)
Saki didn't answer them. She took out something from her bag and handed it to Miyabi. The other girls gathered around her as she opened the envelope and took out the picture it contained.
The silence was terrifying. Only Saki was brave enough to break it.
"Is that what friends are for?"
"The picture can't lie. But you can, Miya."Photoshop, anyone ?
"I'm sorry. Sorry if I had to tell you this. I hope this doesn't affect our friendship in any way. I'm still your friend right?"
"Of course." H said as he embraced her. "Thanks for understanding..."
There was noise coming from the door. They could hear the others saying "don't go inside Captain...", "but I forgot something..". It was already too late before they were free from each other.
"Shimi-chan..." H said as he let go. "I was just..."
"It's not what you think Captain."
"..."
That was HELLA lousy timing. :banghead:second that :banghead:
"H...Hika... I...I...I love you...Hikaru...Hikaru..."Too Young's PrettyBoy syndrome lol
"Y...Yajima-san?"
Tsss. Miyabi's punch was a lot stronger than that. But I have to tell you this. She was a good kisser. Too bad she forgot about it hehe. Come to think of it, after I kill you, maybe I'll go kiss her again."i should get mad because of what he did, but just because he added "good" im not...XD
"Any last words?"
"Heh. I should be the one asking you that."
"Is that a joke? I thought you didn't have a sense of humor. You're pretty stupid to still have the courage to say something like that. "
"It's not a joke. Of course I'm serious." H said as he grinned.
"Huh?"
"Because Dan-san gave me the password to override the limiter, asshole!"
if you read carefully again :Ah, so we have a Miki/Aya clone (younger version), another H clone (H3), and on top of that, Ichiro cloned himself! :o
"suddenly, the LCD monitors that covered the walls of the room turned on and began to broadcast something. A man holding a bag of chips appeared on the screen and started to talk.
"Ummm. H-hello world! I am Ichiro. "
"The third vat finally opened. A boy stepped out. The boy and the girl were aghast. Not because he looked like the man on the screen"
Will Rio finally be able to overthrow Maku?Will Ken shave his beard so he doesn't look like a hippie bum? XD
Sancho: I don't think M 'intentionally' checks Junjun out. But If we were in his place, would you pass that opportunity? I know I won'tYou'd have to be extremely oblivious (or just plain blind) to NOT check out Junjun. :drool:
Sorry if I haven't updated the Kamen Rider Miki fic. I had plans to integrate it with the Maimi fic, but my ideas kinda ran short.WAT!?!?! Since when do we have a "fanfic gattai" sequence?!!? :temper:
"Can you help me set up the internet in my room? I've been trying to logon an hour ago but I still can't connect. I need to check my email."So...the hotel doesn't have free WiFi? :P
"Hmm. You can't sleep without watching any porn huh?"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEH??? :w00t:
...
I've got a new DVD, wanna watch it with me?"
"I'm just kidding Shingo-kun."Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :banghead:
"Whew." S said as he wiped the sweat off his forehead. "That would be the day."
"Your face is all red." Eri said as she let out an Erien chuckle. "I didn't know you could tell jokes now."
"Me neither."
S pressed the caps lock button on the keyboard to turn it off. That was the reason why she couldn't logon.D'oh. :lol:
He stood up and prepared to leave but the bathroom door opened and Eri's head popped out. Maybe she heard the noise the chair made when S got up.Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo she wants him to stay. :D
"You've fixed it haven't you? But don't leave yet, Shingo-kun! I'm gonna ask you a few things after I'm done. Just make yourself at home, okay?" she said before she closed the door.
Before, all S thought about was his duty as a Guardian, nothing more. He viewed Eri just as his 'assignment' and tried avoiding having any conversations with her. Eri attempted a lot of times to talk with him, just like when she was making her earlier PBs. They'd talk sometimes but S would act a bit cold towards her. He liked her, but he didn't want to end up like R and Ai, so he distanced himself from Eri.Hmmm...looking at it from S's POV, it does sort of make sense. He probably saw how R and Aichan's relationship ended up affecting them, and thus he didn't want to risk Eri being hurt in the same way. He was depriving himself of her friendship, but given what could possibly happen, it could have just been a risk he wasn't willing to take then.
When he saw how happy Risa is when M talks to her, he realized that what he was doing was wrong. Maybe it's time for him to make up for it.Seeing M and Risa must have made him realize that a medium could be struck between the two extremes, that they didn't have to be either Guardian/protectee or intimately involved.
However, this time, it was Eri who was avoiding him. Whenever he tries to talk to her, Eri would give an excuse like "oh, Reina is calling me", "it's time for taping", stuff like that. The rift he made before was a lot wider now.Did S realize his mistake too late? Has he missed his chance to be not just Eri's Guardian, but her friend?
Suddenly, he got a buzz from his messenger.Reina?
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vv0nky07 just sent you a Nudge!
vv0nky07: sup S? how's Canada?Love S's messenger name. :lol:
|<ing-B0ws3r: i'm fine. the weather's fine too. are you waiting for her to go online?
|<ing-B0ws3r: K, you said before that she talked about meAh, it's K.
vv0nky07: oh that? yeah she does talk about you. y?
|<ing-B0ws3r: what does she say about me?Ouch. Well, considering how he was keeping himself "distant" from her, it's not really that surprising that she might see him that way.
vv0nky07: she said that there's this guy she likes but he acts like an asshole. she didn't say a name but i'm sure that it was you.
|<ing-B0ws3r: how come?
vv0nky07> she said that the guy looks like he's always thinking of something else, and he seems snobbish, especially when he's wearing his glasses. i'm not making this up. that's what she said. she even said she thought you were a mute before.
|<ing-B0ws3r: do i really look like that?
vv0nky07: yeah. and she said that the guy doesn't like to talk about her photobooks. it gives her a feeling that he doesn't like them.S probably didn't want to make himself look like a perv like how M is.
|<ing-B0ws3r: i like her photobooks
vv0nky07: but have you told her that?
"Shingo-kun, can you come here?" Eri called him to go to her room. "I need help."Oh boy... :shocked:
...
S entered Eri's room. The only light came from a lampshade. He and saw a bunch of bikinis and outfits on her bed. He gave her a 'what's the meaning of this' look. Then he saw Eri wearing a plaid shirt.
Only a plaid shirt
"I like....I like that bikini." S said as he pointed at a white bikini with some colorful frills.That would probably be a good idea...considering... :drool:
"Silly." Eri said a she took the bikini from her bed. "It's a nice choice. Want me to try it out?"
"Sure. But shouldn't I leave the room first?"
"You can just turn around, silly. It's up to you if you want to go out. And besides, I think you've already seen what's under my clothes, right?"IT ISN'T???? :OMG: :dizzy:
*GASP!* "You mean Shining Musume isn't fiction?"
"Huh? What do you mean? Shining Musume? What is that?"*whew* :sweat:
"Umm, Eri, do you know what outfit you wore I liked the most?"S = :mon sweat:
"What?"
"The one you wore during those Hakkan segments. You know, that green costume. It suits you well."
"You're joking again right?"
"No I'm not."
"By the way, if you remove your glasses, would you go blind?"Oh...my... :hehehe:
"Not really. My eyesight's pretty normal. My glasses are just there to help me on focusing."
"I see. So, would you mind it if I ask you to take them off now?"
"Of course not." S answered as he took of his glasses and placed them in his pocket.
S turned around, expecting to see her wearing the bikini he pointed earlier. But Eri, she wore something different.She didn't...did she?
Something different, but it was the one S liked the most.
"Kamei-san..."AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! :k-inlove: :mon lovelaff: :nya: :wriggly:
"I told that person in the chatroom that I'd only wear this again for the person who likes it and the person I like."
"I see."
"Guess who you are of the two, Shingo-kun."
"The first one?"
"No."
"..."
"Both."
"..."
"Shingo..." Eri said as she walked towards him. She embraced her Guardian. She always wanted to to that before. And now she is.
"...I..."S YOU KINKY BASTARD!!! :wahaha: :on lol:
"Eri..."
"...you forgot to wear the antennae."
Sancho: I don't think M 'intentionally' checks Junjun out. But If we were in his place, would you pass that opportunity? I know I won't XD Maple story up next. :grin:
Sancho: There's a Guardian in every one of us. M's a hero, not just your typical, pure -hearted, law-abiding one. XD
zig: in the next chap, look out for Captain's fetish :twisted:Captain has a fetish??? :shocked:
H's eyes started to glow and his body started to emit an aura. He crushed the wrist of Hisoka's arm that held his throat before giving him a swift kick in the face. It was a strong kick, stronger than a Maimi penalty kick (but lacked it’s graceful form). Hisoka's neck snapped back and he let go of H. He held the part of his face that was hit and watched as the blood from his hand got completely washed away by the rain. He stood up, charged his fist and gave H a straight in the face but H didn't even budge.Looks like the override takes effect really quickly, which in this case can be a really good thing, if H is able to capitalize on it.
"Yajima-san's punch was a lot stronger than that."Oh burrrrrrrrrrrrrrn. :lol:
Hisoka answered him with a combination of kicks and punches. It was able to move H from where he was standing but it didn't hurt him.Be careful here H, don't let yourself get distracted (don't let yourself get cocky either).
"Seriously, is that the best you can do?" H said.
"Actually no. Why don't you ask Shimizu what else I can do. Oh. I think I made her forget about it." said Hisoka. "By the way, did you know that she's a bit heavier than she looks hahahaha! And she makes a lot of noise too..."Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh...dumb...DUMB thing to say to H. :stunned:
"..."
"Give a me a good reason why I shouldn't kill you now." H asked Hisoka as he grabbed him by the throat.Good point. If H kills him, he's still screwed. H3 summed up the situation pretty well.
"You need me because I'm the only one who can clear your name and you want to know where I came from and who sent me." Hisoka answered.
Before H could land his first punch, an energy beam struck him, causing him to drop Hisoka. H backed up and looked for the person who blasted him. Two figures appeared beside Hisoka. One of them was a boy whose arms were wrapped with bandages and was wearing some kind of coat, while the girl was holding an umbrella with Snoopy designs. H detected heat signals coming from the girl's hand.Shit, it's Miki2 and Jirou. H might have had a chance with a one-on-one fight, but with these two showing up...the odds just don't look good for him.
"So, H. Do you think you can handle the three of us at the same time? This bratty girl right here is quite strong too, you know." Hisoka said. Then he lifted her skirt. "Look, she's wearing striped panties today. That means she's in a really bad mood. Haha.":k-crazy:
"I'm going to defeat you three, right here, right now." H said as he unleashed his energy. The aura that emanated from his body tore off his shirt. There was a green aura that covered him, and it prevented the raindrops from touching his body. Hisoka fired an energy beam but it disintegrated once it made contact with H's aura.Hot damn...H is definitely back to full-strength. :w00t:
Oh. Shit." Miki said before she hid behind Jirou. "What is she doing here?"That's got to be one of the oldest tricks in the book. :lol:
"You're gonna go all out on us huh? Even in front of her?" Hisoka said as he pointed behind H.
"Who are you trying to fool?" H said as he fired an energy blast at them.
Jirou was able to stop it with his palm though. The bandages that covered his hand got scorched, revealing his cybernetics to H.What the...Ichiro designed the three of them to be more cybernetic than your typical cyborgs? Maybe it was for ease of repair/replacement of damaged parts. Why wait for a flesh would to actually heal when it only takes a few seconds to completely replace the damaged limb?
"Your skin..."
"I don't have any flesh below my neck, H." Jirou answered. "Weird huh?"
"I'm not trying to fool you H. Take a look behind you. Alright, we won't try to escape." Hisoka said.Oooooooooooooooooooooh shit. :o
H finally turned around. Indeed, there was someone who was standing a few steps behind him. The girl didn't have any umbrella and she was soaking wet.
"Hikaru-chan."While this is a touching moment and all...this isn't exactly the best time for them to be having it.
"Shimi-chan?" H said as he ran towards her. He shut down his aura and embraced her.
"Your body. What happened to it?" Saki asked him because she saw the scars left behind during H and Ichiro's battle before.
"It's nothing. Don't mind it."
"You told me before that you won't get into fights anymore. You promised."
"But this is..."
"Is he your brother too?" she asked as she pointed as Hisoka who waved back at her. "He looks just like you."
"No. He's not related to me. But he's the one who was in that picture. And he was also the one who entered Yajima-san's room."
"I see. So it really wasn't you."
"Where have you been? I was worried about you."
"I got lost."
"You got lost going home?"
"No. I got lost. Trying to find myself back to you..."
"Saki."
"Hikaru." That was all Saki could say as she hugged him back. "I'm sorry. I should have trusted you. I should have trusted Miya. I'm sorry." she said as she began to cry.
"Hikaru-chan!" Saki said as he tried to check his condition. "Are you alright?"Good thinking. A little backup would be nice right about now.
...
"You can use my phone. It's in my pocket. Use it to call Higure."
"I...I can't."Eh? :dunno:
"Why not? Don't worry, it's waterproof. And if it gets broken, I'll just buy a new one."
"It's not that."
"I might...I might...I might touch something else. I didn't know that you had such a hot body, Hikaru-chan." Saki said as she blushed and started touching H's abs. "You didn't tell me that you work out. And seeing you all muddy and dirty is a turn on."Shit...Captain's really been keeping her feelings repressed, hasn't she? They're all just gushing out now because of the "danger" of the current situation that they're in. XD
"Ummm...thanks Shimi-chan. But I don't think it's the right time to talk about that."For pete's sake, FOCUS CAPTAIN! FOCUS! :rofl:
"Right. So, my house, after this? So I can clean you up?"
"Shimi-chan?!"
"Is Saki still there Jirou? I don't want her to see me with you guys." Miki said while still hiding behind Jirou.Oh right, Miki2 was the one who originally gave Captain that photo to begin with. If she sees that she's here with H3 and Jirou, a LOT of questions are going to be asked.
"I'm not done with him." Hisoka said as he walked to where H was lying. He charged his hand and was ready to blast him again but Saki got in the way. "You're going to die if you don't get away from there. You should go home."DAMMIT WHERE'S THAT BACKUP!!! :mon blowhorn:
"I won't let you hurt him."
"Get away, Shimi-chan."
"No! I won't leave you again, Hikaru-chan!"
"Fine. Then you two die together."
"Goodbye!"
H opened his eyes and saw a white ceiling.What the...:? AW C'MON! What happened?!?!? :frustrated:
"Shit! Don't tell me I died again." he thought. "Wait! Saki!" he said as he sat up.
"She's fine. And she's currently at practice. Don't worry, she's fine."
"Dan-san. It's good that she's alright. Wait, did you do something with her memory?"Does that include her remembering seeing H all dirty/muddy and saying how she thought it was a turn-on and how she invited him back to her apartment so she could "clean him up"? :twisted:
"Well, yeah."
"I see. Guess I have to fix things with her again."
"She doesn't remember anything except you two patched things up already."
"But they still think you went into Yajima's room. That issue hasn't been resolved yet."Ah, so the original problem that started all this is still there.
"I see. That guy, Hisoka, he was the one behind it. I have to go out and find him."
You haven't recovered fully yet. And I have to remind you that it's been three weeks since you were asleep so they think you're on vacation or something."3 weeks? H must have been more damaged than originally thought.
"Three weeks? All that happened felt like it was yesterday."
"Hmmm. Wait, I should have died back there. Who saved me Dan-san?"Ah, the other new Guardians?
Dan pointed behind him. There were two people. One was a Chinese kid who was around H's age, had spiky hair and looked kinda FOB-ish. The other was a girl. A cute girl. H wasn't sure if she was their age. H ran a scan. The girl had cybernetic parts but the boy didn't.
"Is he using the same kind of tech those three were using? That scan jammer thing? He's not a Guardian." H said as he pointed at the boy.It's like the Jackie Chan movie THE TUXEDO! :lol:
"Oh no. He's a Guardian but he's not a cyborg. He has a suit, the Archon as we call it, which amplifies his abilities. Something Tezuka and I developed. It's quite cheaper to make but the materials are hard to find."
The Chinese boy started to talk. He spoke in Mandarin though but what surprised H was that subtitles appeared as he talked. H looked at Dan, who just shrugged his shoulders.Subtitles?
"The suit can translate and sub anything. Well, anything except Erien language. Only S understands that."
<My name is Jacques Frederick Chan. You can call me Jack. Or Fred. Or Chan.>Jacques...Chan???
"Nice to meet you too, Fred-chan."10 bucks says that M (if he ever makes an appearance here) calls him "Jacquey". :rofl:
<Please cut the -chan. It's like calling me by my whole name.>
"Okay. Sorry about that, Fred."
Jack is Linlin and Junun's Guardian. He's an expert at martial arts and with the help of the Archon, he will be a big help to us.I wonder if the whole suit thing was because Jack didn't want to be turned into a cyborg? If so, then they could have easily found another candidate. Like I said, the suit sounds cool, but if it gets damaged he could get in way over his head.
She, on the other hand, is Kusumi-san and Mistui-san's Guardian."My my my...coincidence? :dunno:
H looked at the girl.
"Hello H-kun! I am Kirari." the bubbly girl said with an enthusiastic voice.
"Kirari? Where have I heard that name before. Hmmm. Kirari? As in the one from the anime?
"Aniki! You're awake!" H2 said as he entered the room.HEY IT'S M!!! :wave:
"Loverboy's awake? Nice!" said M. "Looks like he already met Chanponchan and Loli-chan."
They walked towards them but M was tripped by Kirari.Well, it IS her fault for tripping M in the first place. If she didn't, he wouldn't be getting that particular view right now. :kekeke:
"What was that for?"
"Nothing. I just felt like tripping you." she said. But this time her voice had a different tone. "Got a problem with that?"
"No problem. Because I can see from under you skirt now..."
"Why you..."
After Fujimoto-san and BoA's cybernetics were removed, Tezuka and I were able to redesign the parts but it could only be equipped on a female, so, this is the result.EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??? Miki's no longer a cyborg Guardian??? :OMG:
Also, M said that stories today don't sell unless it had a tsundere or a ninja or a martial arts guy. I wanted to make a loli Guardian even before. And so, we just came up with a mix. Don't worry, her Tsundere mode is only triggered by M's presence."Actually, not to nitpick here, but the way that you've written her so far in this chapter, Kirari seems more like a Yandare (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yandere) than a Tsundare (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere).
"And she's my niece, by the way."Shit, yet ANOTHER reason why M has to behave around her! :mon lmao:
"She's your what? Won't it be dangerous for her?"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...I see. So Dan did this in part to save her life. Looks like things worked out. She's alive and well, AND she gets to hang out with the H!P girls she admires. :oops:
"She has an incurable sickness and was bedridden, so my sister allowed her to be converted into a cyborg. In that way, she can be a part of Hello!Project. She wanted to audition before but because of her condition, it was impossible. Being able to talk with Koharu and the others is like a dream come true for her. By the way, her FRAME almost has the same specs as yours, so she's quite strong."
"H-kun, it's pee time!" Kirari said.SHE WAS HELPING HIM PEE!!! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/ROFL.gif)
"Pee time?"
"Oh no. She's not ecchi. But she's been the one helping you pee when you were asleep. Along with that hot nurse I was telling you about." answered Dan. "It was quite messy at the start, but they got used to it eventually."
Where can I get the report about what I missed and what else I need to know Dan-san? I need to go see someone."Someone else? :pig huh:
...
Wait, didn't I tell you that Shimizu-san is in practice?"
"I know. I'm going to see someone else."
"Who? Natsuyaki? Yajima? Mano?":mon lol:
"Nope. Alright. I'll be seeing you all later." H said as he left the room. Then he went back and looked from the door. "Mano?"
"One of the Eggs. She's cute. And so is Noto and the other Eggs in Ongaku Gatas."
"Sometimes I wonder who's worse between you and M. Are you sure you two are not related?"
*knock**knock**knock*H WENT TO SEE YOSSI!!! :k-hello:
"Pipe down! I hear ya! Hey! It's you!"
"Hello..."
"How are you? I missed you, you little squirt!" Yossi said as he put H in a headlock.
"Can you...you know...like..."Shit that was close! If only Yossi knew the truth (even though it's better that she doesn't right now). :sweat:
"Oho! I knew it! You have a crush on me! Come on, admit it!"
"Hell no! You're my mo...I mean, you're too old for me. "
I was just gonna ask if you could remove this." H said as he pointed at his hair.His hair? :mon one: What if Captain actually likes the way his hair is right now?
"You want me to shave you?"
"No! Just get rid of the color. And can you give me a haircut too?"
"Hey, H2, when's the next Buono event? I need to know because I want to go but there might be conflicts with Gaki-san's schedu....WHAT THE HECK HAPPENNED TO YOU H?!!!! Dan-san told you not to fight them again! You look worse than your first encounter! Wait, did Fujimoto-san do that to you? Bwahahahaha" M burst out as soon as he saw H enter the Guardians' quarters.I hope I smell a really good setup here. :D
"Shut up." answered H.
...
"Aniki?"
"Yossi. She messed up..."
"What did you do to my hair Yossi?!" H screamed when he saw himself in the mirror.Exaclty what the hell did Yossi do??? What is Captain's colour??? :stunned:
"What's the matter? You don't like it?"
"If you weren't my...I'd...I'd..arghhhhh!"
"Sorry squirt. I just borrowed those stuff from Reina-chan, though she said she just jacked them from Sayu and Eri's bags." Yossi said as she pointed at the various canisters on the table."Okay, it's my fault for not reading what they are. I'll give you a refund if you like."
"Refund? But I never paid you."
"Oh yeah. Miki and Rika crossed my mind. That's what I tell them after we roleplay ehehe. You don't want money? Okay I'll give you a hug." she said before giving H one.
"What am I gonna do now?"
"You don't have to do anything. It looks good on you, actually. And besides, that's the Captain's color right?"
"Have they seen you like that, aniki?" H2 asked.I guess H doesn't want to shock the girls (especially Captain) by suddenly appearing with his new 'do out on display; they might not recognize him at first. Better to tell them about it first, and THEN show them. After all, as long as he keeps his hair that colour he can't really walk around with a cap 24/7. It'd just start to look suspicious (or at least, wierd). He's still bound to be a target for a few stares once he lifts that cap though.
"Not yet. That's why I came here. I'm looking for my cap. Have you seen it?"
"Nope. But you can borrow mine if you want." H2 told him as he handed him his cap.
I need an image change anyway. Alright, I'm off." H said as he left the room.How true. :hee:
"If he wanted an image change, he could have just cut his bangs..."
Something will happen between Maimi and Hisoka in the next chapters. Maybe she has a fetish too :roll:
"Where have you been Hisoka? I thought I told you not to go out until the repairs are complete." Miki scolded him.Well, can't let a perfectly good Sabra go to waste now, can he? :P
"I went to town, to buy these for you guys." Hisoka answered as he placed a small grocery bag on the table. Miki rummaged through the bag and found a couple of snacks and...
"Sabra? I don't read Sabra."
"That's for Jirou."
"I don't read Sabra either." Jirou told them.
"Oh? You two don't want it? I guess I'll keep it for myself then." Hisoka said as he took it from Miki's hands.
"By the way, we have a guest."A guest? Immediate thoughts:
Hisoka went out and when he came back, a girl entered the room with him and bowed to them. Miki looked at Hisoka and asked him to follow her in the other room.
"It's late. I can't let her go home at this time, can I? If something happens to her, they're going to look for us."Whoever she is, she sounds like she must be really important.
"Sorry for being a bother to you." the girl apologized.Famous? Don't tell me H3 brought one of the girls over. :shocked:
"Don't worry. It's fine. And it's nice to have guests every once in a while."
"What's your name?"
"Jirou."
"Nice to meet you." the girl said as she bowed again. "I am..."
"I know who you are. You're famous."
The girl saw various wounds on Hisoka's body, especially a large wound that exposed some of his cybernetic parts.He's being pretty cavalier about letter her see everything here, not to mention seeing his cybernetic parts and the way that they're repaired.
"Ehem."
...
"I'm just going to get myself fixed." He said as he entered the vat. It slowly filled up with some liquid and some mechanical arms started to 'repair' him. A cable connected behind Hisoka's neck and he was able to talk to her via the speakers attached to the vat.
The girl just nodded as she entered the room Hisoka pointed. She was tired and she thought that taking a bath was a good idea. There were already clothes and a towel prepared. She called her mom and told her that she's staying over a friend's place. Then she headed for the onsen. She was already out of sight when Hisoka remembered something.Is this a "good Oh Shit", a "bad Oh Shit", or a "beware Miki's kinda touchy-feely Oh Shit"? :dunno:
"Oh Shit! I forgot to warn her about Miki..."
"Don't be shy. Hop in. The water's great."Between her and H? Then...Maimi??? :o
The girl did what Miki told her and dipped herself into the water. She was right. The water was great. It helped her relax and forget what happened earlier between her and Hikaru.
"Is this real? Am I...am I still sane?"Oh boy. Miki2 told her. :mon scare:
"Haha! Of course you are. If you're wondering what Hisoka is, well, he's a cyborg. I'm one too, just like the guys who protect you."
"Guys who protect me? What do you mean?"
"So you really don't know huh? H, or Hikaru as you call him, is a cyborg like us. Those other guys with him, like the one with the red scarf who looks like a pervert, they are cyborgs too.
"Ichiro. Hmmm. You mean Ichiro-san? So that's why he looked familiar. But how come he has bandages all over his body?"Whoa...Miki2 likes Jirou? That's unexpected.
"Something went wrong while he was being processed. He doesn't have flesh in his body, except for his face. But that's not really something to ponder about. He's cute anyways."
"He does looks like a gentle person. And I have to agree with you that he's pretty handsome."
"He is." The girl didn't fail to notice the slightly redder complexion of Miki when they started talking about Jirou.
"You like him don't you?"Hmmm...never thought about that. Makes sense though. Since Miki2 was physically cloned from Aya it makes sense that she'd have a tendency to like the same stuff. Still though, like she said herself you can't help but wonder how much is just the DNA talking and how much is actually what she actually feels.
"I don't know if it's just because of Matsuura Aya's DNA or if it's this thing they call love, but yeah, I do like him.
It's just too bad he doesn't feel the same way."Awwwwwwww...:(
"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that."
By the way, your name is Miki, right?"Well, remember that by the looks of it Miki2 might have Aya's body but it also looks like she's got the original Miki-sama's personality. She's just living up to the legacy of her namesake.
"Yes. Fujimoto Miki. But I'm not the idol who also works for your company."
...
"Your hands..."
"What about them?"
"They really like to venture into unexplored territories huh?"
"Oh? You weren't complaining so I thought you didn't mind. Sorry. Your legs are pretty nice and firm. Do you work out?"
She thought that Hisoka was asleep. She went closer and looked at him, and his wound that was being repaired.Miyabi? :?
...
You think that you can kill me if you mess with this thing, don't you?"
"If I did that, I wouldn't be able to leave this place alive, would I?"
"Hehe. You're smart. Just like Miyabi."
"I think I'd like Hikaru-chan more if he was like you in some things."Really now? Why would H2 be scared of Maimi (assuming this IS Maimi, which I'm pretty sure it is).
"Things like?"
"Being talkative. Being able to say what you really want."
...
maybe H is a pervert himself hehe."
"Nah. He's a stereotypical boy next door. Higure-chan however, can be one."
"Hehe. Why? He did some moves on you?"
"Not on me but I can see him hitting on the others. I think he's scared of me."
"How can someone be scared of someone like you? If I were in his place, I'd..."Shit that's lame. Hearing such a bad line makes me wanna :puke:
"I know what you'll do. You'd look at me while I'm taking a bath. Right?"
"Nope. I'd do everything so I can win your heart."
"I can feel that you're not really a bad person. But how come you're doing this? Why do you want to destroy H!P?"Interacting with them person to person, it's true that they seem like pretty normal kids. If they WERE normal kids everyone would probably get along swimmingly. The problem, however, is the fact that H3, Miki2 and Jirou have all been programmed with this goal, this need to destroy H!P. It's what they were made for. Regardless of what else may happen in their lives, nothing will ever be more important to them other than that imperative that Ichiro gave them.
"Because that is my purpose. My only purpose. It's the reason I exist."
Hisoka decided not just to take her to the station but to take her home as well. They didn't talk at all during the trip though. The girl didn't bother to ask why he knew where she lived. She knew that he knew everything about her, since he's a cyborg. But that didn't stop the girl from holding his hand as they walked to her house. When they arrived at her house, the girl bowed to thank him. Then she snuck a kiss on his cheek too.What the.... :dizzy:
"I need your help so I can get even with H."Oh...shit. :stunned:
"H? You mean Hikaru-chan?"
"Who else? I need you so I can defeat him and the other Guardians"
"But..."
"I'll give you a choice. Yes or No."
"Hisoka, please don't make me choose."
"You have to. All that's going to happen will be dependent on your choice."
"If I don't do it, what happens?"
"Your friends die. It's as simple as that. You don't want your friends to die, don't you?"
"I...Hisoka..."
"You don't have to decide now. I'll give you time to think. The repairs aren't finished anyway. I don't want to get my ass kicked again."
"Actually, getting even with H is something personal, it's not part of our plan. I just want to beat some sense into him."In an odd way, that sounds almost noble.
"Why?"
"Because he wasted your love."
"And he made you cry."Nakeru de (http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/1822/kindanceup2.gif)? :P
H waited in front of the girls' rehearsal area. He took a good look at his reflection on the window before putting the cap back on. He imagined how they would react to his new hair.So...did he keep the 'do that Yossi gave him, or did he change it again?
Saki pulled out a pair of scissors from her bag. While Chinami, Maasa and Momoko were literally ROTFLOL'ing. Maiha told him that it was too early for Halloween for him to do that. Risako tried to pull it off because she thought it was a wigWell, that answers THAT question. :lol:
In general, the Berryz didn't fully approve of his new look and it took time before they got used to it. But he still remembers. There was only one person aside from Yossi who said that it looked good on him...Aw...don't tell me...[bgcolor=#000000]it was Maimi, wasn't it?[/bgcolor]
Captain told us you have a nice body. How come she gets to see it and we don't? That's unfair Hikaru-chan." Momoko told him.Momo's jealous? :hip bleh:
*BERRYZ REACTS TO H's NEW HAIR*:on lol:
"Where's Momo and Captain?" Risako asked them.Wait...WTF??? :hip blink:
Momoko came out of the rehearsal area, wielding the sword she had in the DVD Mag. Maasa tried to hold her back but let go of her after she saw Saki dragging the halberd. She couldn't lift it because it was too heavy for her.
"I think you should go now, Hikaru-chan." Risako advised him. "I don't like the looks of this."H = :pig gtfo:
"Okay. I'll see you all later. Bye!" H said as he sped out of the hallway. He could hear them trying to stop Saki and Momoko from following him.
He tried to catch his breath on the stairway. He wasn't sure if the girls were serious about chopping his hair off, but knowing them, they only wanted to have fun. At least their reactions this time were better. Then he received a message on his phone.So then...the freaking out was just an act on Captain's part?
I missed you, Hikaru-chan. And I like your new haircut. Are you free next week? ^_^
It was from the Captain. Her message brought him some peace of mind. Her approval was all he needed.
"I think you dropped this." the person told him as she handed him the cap he thought he lost.Shit, the other person was Maimi. :O
"Red hair looks good on you, Hikaru-chan..."
That's what she told him before.
He remembers it clearly.
...
And that was the only time they talked to each other.
But he also remembered the audio that Hisoka played back in the park.But wait, if those were the only times that they spoke, then...is H even aware of how Maimi feels about him? Considering how H is Berryz' Guardian it's not likely that they would have had much chance to talk unless they made concerted, deliberate efforts to see each other. And if that's the case, it's not likely that she would have had much of a chance to tell him. Right now this sounds like a cheesy "loved from afar" type of deal.
"Yajima-san." H said as he took the cap from her. "Thanks."Oh crap. :shocked:
"No problem. I won't let Higure-chan kill you..."
"…"
"...because I intend to do that myself."
I still can't believe it."Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh CRAP. :o
"Believe what?"
"I can't believe that I actually fell in love with you."
So. It was him after all. She did have feelings for him.
"Hikaru. If that really wasn't you, if all that was just a mistake...":gyaaah:
"...could you find it to forgive me? For all I've said, for all I've done to you..."
"There's no need to."
"I see. I'm really a bitch in your eyes, huh."
"No. Because I forgave you already. Goodbye, Yajima-san."
"Hikaru..."
She couldn't say it. Until he was out of her sight.
"...forgive me..."
"...because it's really hard for me not to like you."
On the train ride going home, Maimi couldn't forget what H told her. She was hurt but she knew that what he said was right.Oh sonnovabitch. H3 was following her? :dizzy:
...
The phone of the person who sat in front of her started to ring. Maimi didn't really care at first. Until she recognized the tone…
How could she forget you ask? It was the same tone used by the guy who watched her as she took a bath.
Maimi wanted to confront him but she was still dismayed. Hikaru was indeed innocent. And the one in front of her was the one who was there that night.That manipulative bastard... :mon mad:
The train reached the station and the passengers started to move out. The boy was also supposed to get off but he noticed Maimi looking at him. He smiled as he sat next to her. Maimi tried to stand up but he placed his hand on her lap, stopping her from getting off.
"Hey, haven't we met somewhere before..."
Here (http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/9959/doodlepj4.jpg) is a WIP sketch of the previous chapter, by ChrNo of course. :)Win. :yep:
Dan's LabWell, he was powered down for pete's sake.
The Guardians were called to discuss about their new enemies. Dan used the battle data from H's encounter with them. He showed them the video H was able to record during the fight.
"Hehe. H got his ass kicked." teased M
"But that was kinda sweet, for Shimizu-san to protect you." K said.Yeah, it was. :oops:
"I guess your body wasn't the only thing that got stiff huh. Hehe." M said as the video showed the part where Saki was touching H.XD
"SHUT UP!"
"It's a girl right? How come we can't see her face clearly?" M asked.Nice one H2! He and M should form a comedy combi. :P
"Errr...the rain messed up my optics." H answered. "So I wasn't able to give her a good look."
"Really now? I think you were just focusing on something else aside from her face. I know it was difficult. Cute girl, plus rain, plus seifuku, plus zettai ryouiki? What more could you ask for?"
"Pure plus?" H2 said as he hid behind M.
"All I can remember about her was that she had a Snoopy umbrella, high socks and umm....striped..."Oh...my. :O
"Striped what, striped what?" Kirari asked.
"Data striping? For RAID?" asked S.
"No. She had striped....striped underwear."
"Oh great! The girl has striped underwear!" D said sarcastically.:o/me ducks
"Almost every girl has at least one striped underwear, right?" K asked them. "I know Tanaka-san does..."
"I don't have one. Yet." Kirari answered.
"I can help you buy one, Kirari-chan." D told her.
"Fujimoto-san has orange ones..." whispered H2.That she does. :pimp: :banana:
"I know." S whispered back.
<That's quite vague. We'll have a hard time looking for her. Besides, who would like to go around town looking for a girl wearing striped underwear...oh...> That's what all Jack could say as he saw M writing notes in a handy-dandy notebook.<My bad.>But of course, it would have to be M. :rofl:
"Striped undies. Check. Do you remember if it was cotton or silk, H?
Hey! Waittaminute! S, aren't those the same kids we saw before."Wow, M comes through with some useful info.
"Yeah. For the first time you're right M. But the girl wasn't wearing striped underwear that time." answered S. "I know."
"How'd you know that?"
"There was a mild breeze."
"Yeah right."
"The girl is a clone of Matsuura-san." Tezuka told them.Well, now they know.
"WHAT?!!"
"Tezuka is correct. She is also a clone. We found out after we checked the DNA capsules. We don't know how Ichiro got hold of it. Maybe he went here before and took it from me. Maybe I gave it to him. And he just erased my memory so I'd forget. But his fingerprints were on the vials so it is safe to assume that Ichiro is again involved."
"Did someone from the future tell you that something like this was gonna happen, Dan-san?" M asked.M needs to ease up on the DBZ. :lol:
"What are you talking about?"
"You know, did someone like Mirai Trunks appear and say that these clones are gonna cause trouble. Maybe it was a Mirai H or Mirai Kirari that told you about this stuff. Or maybe one of the Mirai H!P kids."
"You watch too much anime." Dan told him.Oh, I so called it. ;D
And besides, if any of the kids went back in time, they'd still call you HG."FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~!!! :on lol:
"Maybe they'll try to pose as us too and do bad things to the girls!" H2 exclaimed. "I won't let them get near C-ute!":wahaha:
"Well, what else can they do to Niigaki-san that M hasn't?" D said jokingly.
"Fuck you! At least I don't go around stealing their shampoo! I heard that Ishikawa-san lost some clothes last week. Was that you too?"
"D, you're the shampoo thief? Damn, I gotta tell this to Tanaka-san!" K said. "Finally, she won't be ripping me off my stuff anymore!"
"Tsss. At least I don't spend the night chatting with Kamei-san..." D told him.
"Hmmm. So, you're that kamekameoioi dude from the chatroom?" S asked K.
S said as he looked at H2. "One was enough, but how many mouth-to-mouths did it take Suzuki-san to revive you again? Nine?"Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you were. :twisted:
"I didn't drown on purpose! I just had cramps! And I was really unconscious back there!
It's Aniki who doesn't know how to swim. That's why he only agrees to go out with them when they invite him to go to hot springs!"SHEETS!!! :pig laugh:
"What the heck are you talking about?" H asked.
"Oho! That probably explains those stained sheets back when he was unconscious hehe." M said.
"What stained sheets?!!!"
Jack, Kirari, Dan and Tezuka watched them as they started ratting out each other's activities.Jack, Kirari, Dan, Tezuka = :dunno: :gmon blonde: :mon huh: :pig huh:
"Alright boys! We already have a patch that can decrypt the software they're using that prevents you from scanning them. The only downside is we only have five versions of the patch available. We can't just copy-paste it, since each of your FRAMEs have different configurations. But since S, K and Kirari are gonna go out of town in a few days, you four will be installed with it this afternoon." he told M, D, H and H2. "So better eat a lot because the upgrade will take some time. In the meantime, you can go back to your activities. I'll just call for you when it's time."Where are S, K, and Kirari going? :?
"Dan-san, you forgot to tell them about the clones' blood. Graft was infused to their blood right?"Oh WTF that's just low. Why the hell would Ichiro do that? He made them to carry out his plan in case he couldn't, right? By doing this he's limiting their chances of fulfilling his wishes. The only possible reason that I could see is so that they would be well motivated to get the job done and to not dawdle on it. But if that's the case, then they would have to have knowledge of their situation. :mon scare:
"Yes. But I don't think Ichiro did that to make them stronger., I mean yes, it does increase their power, but that's not its main purpose."
"What do you mean?"
"Remember what happens when you get an overdose of Graft?"
"Yes. A Graft overdose causes death. Wait. You mean..."
"Those clones won't live for long. And I don't think they even know it."
A few days later, K, S and Kirari left along with Reina, Eri and Koharu for the photobook shoots. Aika was temporarily assigned to D.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I see.
S hasn't told me what I should tell Gaki-san when I give her this." M said as he took something from his jacket.Ooooooooooooooh, M got a gift for Risa? :wub:
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Gaki-san."Oh, she'd be surprised how many guys would willingly accept that role. :ding:
"It's okay Michii-kun. I know you guys are kinda busy too. I should be the one thanking you for finding the time to go up here with me."
"You know I'd go anywhere you tell me to, Gaki-san."
"Hmm. I don't like the sound of that. It's like saying that you're my slave or something. You're not something like that."
"Hey, what's that?" M asked as he pointed at a box Risa was holding.RISA MADE M A NEW SCARF!!! :wriggly:
"Oh, this? This is for you, Michii-kun." Risa said as he handed it to M. "Go ahead, open it."
M opened the box and took out its contents.
"I noticed that the one I gave you before is already torn, so I made a new one for you." Risa told him as she pointed at M's scarf. "Go ahead, try it on."
M took off his old scarf and placed it in his jacket. He was too careful in putting the new one on so it ended up looking awkward on him. Risa moved closer and fixed it.
"Thank you, Gaki-san. Umm, by the way, I have something for you too." M said as he took out something from his jacket. Risa took it from his hand. M turned around. "I hope you don't have that yet."BUSTED!!! :hiakhiakhiak:
"Hmm? What's this? Maria Ozaw..." Risa said as she slowly removed the wrapper.
"Oops. Sorry wrong one." M said as he snatched it from her before she could give it a good look. He then took out the right item from his jacket. "This is for you."Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... :k-inlove:
...
"I see. Oh, this is cute! Thanks a lot!"
"Y-you like it?"
"Of course! I love it!"
What M gave her was a Robby and Kerobby plushie. He didn't have enough money when he went out with S before but he showed him an arcade that had those UFO catcher machines. It took him a few weeks before he was actually able to get one though. He first thought that it was a cheap gift to give to her but after he saw how happy she was, M understood that gifts aren't valued by how much you bought it for.
M looked at the new scarf Risa gave him. He noticed that it was hand-knit.Dumbass. :pig refuse:
It was then he remembered that there was a time when Risa's had her fingers bandaged.
"Damn. And I teased her that time for being too clumsy. How fucking dense can I get?!" he said as he slapped himself. "Shit!"
"No need to swear, Michii-kun. I know you didn't mean it."Omgass! :mon blood:
"Gaki-san?! What are you doing back here? I thought you were..."
"I forgot something."
Risa walk towards him and kissed him in the cheek. Then she ran back to the door.
"Thanks again, Michii-kun." she said before she went down.
"I...":gmon tears:
"I should be the one thanking you, Gaki-san..."
How rare
He was crying.
For he has never felt so important in his whole existence.
"No. She had striped....striped underwear."Every investigation really needs all the small detail they can get. M didn't ignore this one which make's him a one fine perv.... errmm... investigator.
"Hmmm. So, you're that kamekameoioi dude from the chatroom?" S asked K.What a lame name. J/K
"Hmm? What's this? Maria Ozaw..." Risa said as she slowly removed the wrapper.Good stuff he got there. I wish he could let me borrow some of his copy. XD XD
"Gaki-san?! What are you doing back here? I thought you were..."
"I forgot something."
Risa walk towards him and kissed him in the cheek. Then she ran back to the door.
"Thanks again, Michii-kun." she said before she went down.
JFC - OT again, but I thought I saw you in the C-ute picture thread a few days ago. :grin:Damn squeaky shoes of mine. :-X
But Miki-sama is back so :rockon::rockon::rockon:Oh you know it pare! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
So far, Hisoka and the others have not made trouble. But that worried H. Dan warned them that they might be planning something again so he advised them not to slack off.A "calm before the storm" kind of thing.
"Hikaru-chan, Maimi-chan asked me to give this to you." Saki said as she handed him an envelope.H = 8)
"What's inside?" H asked.
"How should I know? It's addressed to you so I why should I open it?"
"Are you jealous?" H said.
"Me? Jealous? In your dreams!" a blushing Saki answered.
"Nah. Maimi-chan probably wants to challenge him in a duel to the death." Miyabi told them. "I'm gonna bet my money on her if that happens.":lol:
"I'll let you borrow our weapons, Hiakru-chan." joked Maasa. "But you'll be needing something more than that."
...
She just wants to talk to me." he told them. "To settle things."
"I've got to give you some advice though, Hikaru-chan." Chinami told him.Good advice. :thumbsup
"Advice for?"
"Now that you know how it feels to get punched by her, you better dodge this time."
H reached the docks. It was late afternoon and the sun was ready to set. He had difficulty in finding Maimi, but he found her before it was dark.Hmmm...alone, near dark? Rather suspicious indeed.
"I didn't think you'd come." Maimi told him.
"I got lost. Why'd you choose this place anyway?"
"It's near where we're shooting the PV."
"I see. So Higure and the others must be around."
"No. I sent them home."
"Check me out."What the... :O
"Okay."
"…"
"Wait, what?"
"I said check me out. What part of that didn't you understand? Come on. Use your robotic sight already or whatever you call it."
*sigh* "Guess I have to do everything myself." Maimi said as she approached H. When they stood face to face, a red faced H tried to escape Maimi's stare. But without any warning, she grabbed H's hand and placed it on her hips.EHHHHHHHHHHHH??? :o
"W-wait! W-what are you doing?" he asked her as she started guiding his hand up her waist. Then she slid his hand inside her clothes. "Don't stop!"Oh, the world of difference that a change in punctuation could make. i.e. [bgcolor=#000000]He probably should have said "Don't! Stop!" instead.[/bgcolor] :)
"..." Maimi looked at him with raised eyebrows.
"...I mean, I mean, that's a line from your new single right? Right?"
"Can't you feel it, Hikaru-chan?"No you dumbass, she's trying to tell you that she's wired! H3-tachi are probably listening in on your whole conversation at this very minute! :banghead:
H didn't know what she was talking about. He told her to stop, but did he really want her to? Until he found out what she was talking about. There was something strapped onto her.
"I'm sorry Hikaru-chan." Maimi told him as she started to get teary eyed. "But you shouldn't have come here. This is a trap."
"A trap? Yajima-san, don't tell me you're a..."
"Ouch! What do you mean? So it's a real trap?"Oh fuck, it's even worse than I thought. :mon wtf:
"Well duh? He said he'll hurt the other girls if I didn't follow him."
"Who told you that? And what's that thing around your waist?"
"It's a bomb H. And if you don't follow what I tell you, she's going to die."
"What do you want?"Yeah...you'll disable your powers too...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :mon suspect:
"I want you to disable your Guardian mode H. I'm going to give you a beating the old fashioned way." Hisoka said as he hoisted the lead pipe over his shoulder. "Don't worry, I'll do it with my powers disabled too. So it'll just hurt a bit. You'll just end up in the hospital. Or maybe not."
"You still don't get it? Alright, I'll tell it to you so you don't have to think. Yajima has feelings for you!"Holy shit H is dense. After all that's happened with the recording of what Maimi said in the bath, and their talk in the stairwell...he STILL didn't get that? :doh:
"I-is that true Yajima-san?" H said as she looked at her. Maimi didn't answer him.
"Let her go." H said as he turned off his Frame's abilities. "I shut it down already. Let Yajima-san go."Oh fuck, this ain't gonna be pretty.
"Full shutdown H. I don't want you to catch me off guard the way you did back then."
"Fine." H said as he started to disable all his Guardian functions completely.
...
"Hisoka! Stick to your word! Let her go!"
"I will, I will. But she can't go just yet. I want her to watch you get beat up. I think she's been wanting to see that happen too."
"I'm sorry, Hikaru-chan. Some of the things he said are true. I do have feelings for you. But I don't want to take you away from Saki-chan."H3 didn't really give Maimi much of a choice in the matter. This way the others are safe, after all H still has a chance (though currently a very slim one) of getting out of this without having to be in a body bag.
"I don't blame you if you had to go out with his scheme. You did it to protect the other girls. You deserve to be the leader."
"Don't worry. I'm not going to die. I still have to get back at him for dragging you into this mess. Everything will be fine. I'm going to distract him and get rid of that switch. When that happens, run and call Higure okay. Do you have his number?"Smart move. As long as the switch to the bomb is taken care of, H2 can come for backup and contact the other Guardians at the same time. Only question now is whether or not H can hold H3 off until they arrive.
"I'll just call Airi-chan. He's probably with her.
Maimi was about to run to him, but H waved his hand, telling her to stay away. Hisoka approached him and prepared to hit him again but his was struck by a baseball. It hurt Hisoka, since his Frame's abilities were shut down too. (He kept his word about disabling his powers too after all)Well, whaddaya know.
H held him back, knocking the switch from his hands. He then stomped on the switch as he started to reactivate his Guardian mode.K, first step is done. Now Maimi has to get away and contact H2.
"Run, Yajima-san!"
Hisoka elbowed H's face so he could escape. He made sure that H won't be able to follow by hitting him a few more times with the pipe. Then he proceeded to run after Maimi. He caught her wrist to stop her. Maimi got free from his grasp after slapping him.Oh, something tells me she's got that part figured out now. Before, she might have been a bit confused, but having a bomb strapped to you kind of clarifies things, doesn't it?
"Where do you think you're going? Wow, you sure sweat a lot huh, Maimi."
"Hisoka...I thought you were...You weren't like that before."
"I'm a bad guy, Maimi. Get your facts straight."
"I'll be honest. I like you Maimi. What do I have to do to make you forget about H? I know I have the ability to make you forget, but...I just can't...I don't have the guts to do it to you..."Whoa, is he really being honest here? :shocked:
"Stop it! Don't tell me any more lies."
Hisoka grabbed Maimi's hand and placed it on his chest. "I might be an artificial human created from a lab and some of my internal organs might not be organic, but I have a heart. I have feelings too, Maimi. And I have feelings for you."
"H-Hisoka..."
"Tell me honestly Maimi, if I were a normal person, if things weren't like this, would it be possible for someone like you to like me?"Yeah, girls tends to find it easier to like guys when they DON'T go around strapping bombs to them or threatening the lives of their friends.
"O-of course. It would have been a lot easier for me to like you..."
Maimi didn't resist when Hisoka embraced her. She didn't resist when he kissed her on the cheek. Then he proceeded to remove the thing strapped onto Maimi.Well I'll be...H3 really DOES have feelings for Maimi. :hip blink:
They'll probably erase everything about me from your memory. You won't know who I am the next time we meet, that is if we still see each other in the future."It's probably for the best, as the memories of all of this could really start to negatively affect her, particularly whenever she sees H or H2 (who H3 physically resembles). They'll probably have to remove the memories from all the Berryz and C-ute members that have any reference to any of this (e.g. the bathroom incident, the first meeting/fight with H3) as well. Can't have one of the others start talking about something that Maimi doesn't remember because it's been wiped from her memory, after all.
"I see..."
"I-if, if you want, I can walk you home though. For the second and last time."Damn that was fast. Good thing H restored his Guardian abilities after taking care of the switch, since Maimi didn't have a chance to make that call.
"S-sure. But we can't leave Hikaru-chan."
"Oh. You don't have to worry about him. Because he's here."
Hisoka was right. He was surrounded. M, D, H2, Jack and H, who was still bloody, were ready to take him out.
"Dammit D! I told you not to use that girly cologne! He must've gotten a whiff of your scent, that's why he found us."LULZ @ the crack about D's colonge...
"Shut up! That cologne differentiates me from a filthy being such as you! And what were you dong anyway, M?"
"Taking down notes. This kid is pretty good. I can learn a thing or two from him when it comes to pickup lines. And K said he needed some material for the dating sim game he's developing. That line about him being an artificial human is pretty cool don't you think?":on lol:
"Don't worry Leader-Maimi-san! We will save you!!!"Ummm...guys? Still need to take care of H3 here. :dunno:
"Just as I thought. Stories need to have hostage situations like these! But it never crossed my mind that Yajima-san would be the damsel in distress here. She gives me a vibe that she can take anyone on." said M. "Sugaya-san and Hagiwara-san could be your typical choice as kidnap victims but…oh boy! Those are pretty short shorts! Is that her outfit for the PV H2?"
"Yeah. But you should see Suzuki-dono's outfit! It pwns! And you should see their dance! Woohoo!"
"She has that green outfit right?"
"Yeah, but she has a different outfit for the PV."
"Short shorts?"
"Yeah, yeah!"
Hisoka smirked. "Oh, I forgot to tell you H, the one earlier wasn't the real switch." he said while taking out a similar switch from his pocket.Sunnovabitch had a Plan B (or was it really his Plan A all along?)! :OMG:
*click*
There was a burst of light, but there wasn't any explosion. Maimi couldn't believe it. She was alive. However, the Guardians, though they were still standing, were unconscious. Maimi tried to wake them up but she had no luck.
"That Frame disruptor Miki created is pretty effective. Being her guinea pig for testing it wasn't a waste after all. It's just too bad that K and S aren't here so I can get rid of all them at the same time. Eh?"
There was one Guardian who was still standing. Hisoka did a scan but he found out that this Guardian didn't have a Frame installed inside him.Oh boy. Whatever you do Jack, DON'T TELL H3 ABOUT THE SUIT!!! If he finds out about that you know he'll target IT in order to weaken you! :mon freeze:
"So you were the one who saved H from getting his ass kicked last time huh?"
<Yes. That was me.>
"WTF? Subtitles?"
<What? You don't understand it? I can switch it to a different language if you want.>
"Don't bother. I'm just gonna kill you anyway."
<Let's see who kills who.>
"You're just a normal kid. Are you sure you want to fight me?"
<I will fight you. And I will defeat you.>
"Nice suit." Hisoka told Fred. "But if you think that it will help you beat me, you're wrong."Careful now Fred, don't get all ahead of yourself. You haven't won the fight yet.
<Thanks. In my opinion, I even won't need the power of the suit to help me beat you. I've seen your fight with H so I know your moves.>
"Really now."
<Ye...>
*H3 VS Fred Round 1*Hmmmmm...effortless dodging abilities? Deceptively strong strikes? Guessing that...Fred was trained in some form of Qigong/Shaolin Kung-fu/Wu-shu?
<Alright. I'm going to explain it to you. You see, your punch, even how strong you think it is, is only one-dimensional. The force it exerts only travels in a straight line. If I avoid that line, I won't get damaged at all. And avoiding it was pretty easy, since you're a tad too slow. When I stopped your punch with my finger, the force got dispersed, that's why those crates behind were the ones that got hit.>Whoa, Fred's got skillz, not to mention an evident abundance of knowledge of the science/art of fighting. Maybe he doesn't actually need a frame after all. :o
*H3 VS Fred Round 2*Fred still should stay on his toes though. Even though he's seen many of H3's moves and what not, no one knows just how strong H3 is or just how far his powers can go.
<Pretty impressive. But I've gotten worse punishment than that.> Fred said as he stood up and started dusting himself and spitting blood from his mouth.<I've never killed anyone before. But you might be the exception.>Huh? Somehow I find this a little hard to believe. I mean, would they have brought him in if he wanted to have the authority to kill? It doesn't really make sense why they would do that considering the other Guardians are programmed not to do that if at all possible.
"Nah. You can't do it. Guardians don't kill."
<Who said I was a Guardian? I might work with them, but I am not bound by the same rules. I accepted this job because I felt that I finally had the chance to kill someone.
"Jack is Linlin and Junjun's Guardian. He's an expert at martial arts and with the help of the Archon, he will be a big help to us.
Oh yeah, fifteen seconds.>Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...how "Kill Bill"-ish. O0
"Fifteen seconds?"
<Fifteen seconds before you drop on your knees and writher in pain.>
"Oooh! I'm scared! Those kinds of bluffs won't wor..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hisoka felt something weird in his body. He could feel some circuits inside short out and some of his veins getting clogged. He fell on his knees and started to cough out blood.
"W-what the fuck?"
<You didn't notice? Alright I'll explain it to you.> Fred said as he walked towards him. <Those two punches earlier, they are part of a 3-hit assassination technique. They might seem harmless at first but they were designed just to disable the enemy, to make sure that there is no escape. It's true that it has to be done close range but with the help of the suit, I didn't even have to lay a finger on you. if you were a normal person, you would have died on the first hit.>
"Pffft. For an kung-fu assassin guy, you talk too much."Bummer. Poor Fred. Would have been nice for some stuff on his being Guardian for JunLin.
<Of course. I rarely get the chance to talk in this story so I'm taking every chance I get. Besides, I don't think I'll be getting a side chapter like you will.>
*Fred's Story*Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum. :O
My master faced off with the assassin and he defeated him using the secret technique. He still lives but he's blind now.>Do I want to know just how THAT happened? :hip blink:
"Wait. Don't blind guys become good fighters? That's what happens in movies and doramas."
<Maybe. Who knows? But he won't be much of a threat if he doesn't have arms and legs.>
"WTF?! What happened to the boss then?"Okay, so the blind martial arts master plays Monopoly with the triad guy who hatched up a scheme to get him kicked out of his temple/school AND who sent an assassin to kill him? :?
<He's still alive. But, I need something I could practice my techniques on, so yeah. He's in a dungeon right now. But my master plays Monopoly with him on weekends.>
"I see. But how the heck did you end up with H!P then?"MMA? XD
<Mr. ♂ saw me when he was in our country holding auditions. I thought it was something for an MMA event so I signed up. So yeah.>
"You have no past with either Li Chun or Qian Lin?"Hell yeah....'specially Junjun. :heart:
<Nope. But both of them are pretty cute, don't you think?>
"Yeah, they are.
Wait! Aren't monks supposed to be celibate? How come you're allowed to check them out?"Gotta love 'em. :rockon:
<My master is a monk but I don't count as one, so I can do that.>
"Hehe. Loopholes."
<I should be ending your misery, but we will need you to tell us what you are up to. Also, it won't be fun anymore if the story runs out of a joke character who gets his ass kicked all the time.>Gotta admit, getting Fred to talk was a good stalling tactic by H3. Bought him enough time for his backup (I presume) to arrive.
"Hey! That's below the belt! But I'll forgive you if you teach me some of your moves someday."
<Maybe. But invincible as it may seem, this martial art has a weakness.>
"And that is?"
<If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.>
"B-behind you!"
Fred heard Maimi's warning. He dropped Hisoka and blocked the attacker's strike. Fred prepared to counter but he stopped at the last second when he saw who it was.
<You are a girl.>Oh geez, it's Miki2. And for some reason...I'm thinking that unlike his observations/knowledge of H3's fighting style/skills, he probably has NOTHING on Miki2. :shock:
"Yes I am. And you're almost touching my boobs..."
<...>
"Go ahead. I won't mind."
"It looks like he does not want to fight girls." Jirou said as he helped Hisoka stand up. "Maybe that is the disadvantage of his fighting style..."If it is, man that's weaksauce. :thumbdown:
I'm not sure if Matsuura Aya ever wore a Miko outfit before."/me looks it up.
"Pffft. I think they think of you as Monbu Ran instead of Aya while you're wearing that...":wahaha:
"..."
"What?"
"You're sick."
"I know."
"A-are you alright?" Maimi asked Fred. "You're losing a lot of blood."Great, now his translator's busted along with the suit (didn't I say something like this could/would happen?)
<11100I'm01010fine.00111010> The suit is made of highly synthetic durable material, but Miki's razor-sharp nails were able to damage it.
"Why don't you defend yourself?"
<0101110I can't0110101use01010101110my matrial010100010arts01010000111on1111women01000101.>
Miki walked closer to Fred and pointed her nails on his throat.Damn Fred, she said she thought you were hot. :mon freeze:
"You're hot. Too bad we're not on the same side." she said as she prepared to finish him off. "Goodbye..."
Before Miki's nails could puncture Fred, someone grabbed her wrist.LOLI-CHAN TO THE RESCUE!!! :gmon twirl:
And something else...
"What the?"
"Yes. I'm a girl. And I AM touching your boobs."
"Get your hands away from me!" a blushing Miki said as she got herself free. She tried to hit the intruder but the intruder ducked, and in one fluid motion, she pinched Miki's butt as she passed her.Omgass, omgass, omgass, omgass, OMGASS, OMGASS!!!
"Ouch! That hurts!"
"Nice ass." the woman said as she chuckled. "You liked that didn't you?"
"Of course not!" a blushing Miki replied. "Who are you anyway?!"
"The nerve. I heard that we have the same name and you don't know me?"
"N-no. It can't be! Y-you are..."
The woman wearing an Archon suit similar to Fred crossed her arms and gave Miki a glare.
"My name is Fujimoto Miki. Got a problem with that?"
"Fuck, this suit's too tight! I think I'm nippin' out!":drool:
"Uhh...I don't think so. Since your boobs are smaller than mine!"Ooooooooooooooooooooh shit...BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG mistake there, Miki2.
"..."
"What?"
"YOU"RE DEAD!"
Sorry guys but I decided to omit the fight scene coz it'll have nudity and profanity and I don't want the younger readers and their parents to get offended by such things, so yeah.AW C'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! :mon whine:
:sweatdrop:
I've already accepted the fact that Ayaya's better equipped than me. You're lucky I don't have the death glare anymore or I would have obliterated you right then and there. But I'm glad though, that I don't have the x-ray vision anymore."Oh my YES!!! :w00t:
"Why is that?"
"Because now I'll have to check if yours are really bigger than mine...HANDS-ON!"
Miki ran towards the clone and attempted to grab her target. The clone was able to dodge though. Miki kept on attacking and her target was able to elude her all the time. But maybe she was missing the clone on purpose...Miki-sama with the TRAP! :muffin:
It stopped when clone had the chance to hit Miki from behind. Her chance was botched though, since she hesitated, allowing Miki to hold her wrists.
*MIKI-SAMA/MIKI2 INTERCHANGE*:on lol: (With the exception of the reminder about the BF. :thumbdown:)
"You really getting into my nerves, girl." Miki said as she started to wet her lips. "I'm hope you're prepared for this."Dang... :drool:
"W-what are you going to do to m..."
Miki didn't let her finish. The next thing the clone remembered was that her lips were locked with Miki's. She couldn't understand, but she was enjoying it. It felt like she has done it before. She only snapped out of it when Miki's tongue tried to go deeper...
"That was my first kiss...and you took it...without my permission!"It was? :O
"Wow, that's almost what Ayaya told me when I did that to her.
Now if you tell me to do it one more time, that would be the exact same thing she said."Omgass Aya said that?!?!? NICE!!! XD
"Even if I'm not a cyborg anymore, I can kick your ass anytime." Miki said as she charged and fired and energy sphere. "Let's see you take care of that!"Wow that was close.
"Sucker!" The clone smirked as she moved out of the way. Miki didn't know what she meant at first but she saw that her energy sphere was headed towards Maimi and the incapacitated Guardians. She dashed in front of Maimi and created another energy sphere to neutralize the one that was approaching.
"Don't think I did that on purpose Maimi-chan. I wasn't aiming for you, even if I'm a bit pissed at the rumor of you getting my starting position in the team and that you've got a nice bod for your age..."Whoops. :P
"Eeh? Eeeh?"
"...Crap. Forget I said that.
Why don't you give me a hand and wake those lazy blokes up."But in the books, it was the guy who kissed the girl to wake them up. Not the other way around. :mon huh:
"But how, senpai?"
"Beats me. Maybe you can kiss them. That worked in the books."
"Don't tell me you never kissed a guy before."Awwwwwwwww... :oops:
"I have. But not on the lips. And it'll be my first kiss…"
"Great. But you've kissed girls before, haven't you? Just kiss D over there. He looks like a girl anyway." Miki said as she pointed at D. "And who said you were gonna kiss them on the lips? I was thinking of kissing them somewhere else...":pig laugh:
"Okay. Lips it is. Maybe you can convince Mr. Kung-fu guy to kiss them. You can force him to do it, since he can't hurt girls anyway. Unless..."Miki-sama = :bigdeal:
"Unless what?"
"Unless you want me to take your first kiss too." Miki smirked as she wet her lips again. She was serious.
"Y-you're scaring me, senpai."
"Come on. I'm just kidding. But if worse comes to worst, you just hit one of them in the groin. If that doesn't wake them up, I don't know what will.":mon wtf:
"G-groin? You mean..."
"Hit them in the nuts. Where it will hurt the most. "
"It's easy! Come on, close your eyes and do it like this!" Miki demonstrated by throwing a backfist at Fred's area. Poor Fred was just standing behind her. It was a good thing he was able to move away in the nick of time. He gave Miki a 'my shock' look.Barely safe there, Fred. :sweatdrop:
How was I to know you were standing there? Wait, you weren't trying to look down on my suit, were you?"Oh crap...busted. :mon oshitwc:
<...>
"Give me a good luck hug."Oh, I sense a stealth Miki-sama grope comin' up! :kekeke:
"O-okay."
"Just kidding, Maimi-chan." Miki said as she left.Awwww...jyp. :(
"But you owe me a body scrub when we get home..."Nevermind. :pimp:
"What did you do? Tell her all you needed to before you pass away?" Miki clone asked her. "Like taking care of your dogs and stuff? Or ask forgiveness from the girls you molested?"Well, Miki2 was cloned from Aya's cells, after all. :roll:
"Was that a joke? Pretty lame, just like Ayaya's jokes. Hahaha."
Miki activated her razor-sharp nails and attacked the real Miki. Miki didn't defend herself. Because she knew that the clone would stop before the nails could get to her face.Huh? How? :hip blink:
"You can't do it, can you?"Awwwwwwwwww. :gmon shy:
"What's happening to me?! What did you do? Is it because of that kiss?"
"I haven't done anything. Yet. It's Aya's DNA. She just loves me too much. Aww."
"N-no!"
"You know, you already lost right?"Oshit! :mon scare:
"Not yet!" the clone said as she started firing multiple energy beams at Maimi and the others. "I can't hurt you. But I can hurt the others."
"Damn!" Miki slapped her before running to help Maimi.
Fred was able to deflect some of the beams but he was burned by some of the beams since his suit was damaged. Maimi was safe though, as well as the other Guardians.*whew* :depressed:
*MIKI-SAMA/FRED DIALOGUE*BANANAS! WRITERS! :wahaha:
*MIKI2's WARDROBE MALFUNCTION*:mon bleed2: :jerk: :mon blood: :pimp: :mon duh: :bouncy boobs:
"J-Jirou." *sniff* *sniff* "Help me."Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...maybe Jirou does have feelings for Miki2? :tama-yeeaah:
Jirou grabbed Hisoka's jacket and walked towards Miki.
"H-hey! That's mine!":mon lol:
"You'll get it back when we get home."
"But it has holes in the chest area..."
Jirou examined the jacket and didn't find any holes.
"..."
"Hehe."
"You're sick."
"I know."
Miki felt a strong aura behind her. It was so strong, she could feel the high temperature it was emitting. It was high enough to turn the remains of Miki's miko costume to ashes.Just to keep things straight, the costume remains getting burned were the ones from Miki2, right?
"Oh noes. They got away." said Miki. "Oh well, I guess we better head home too. I'm tired."The Guardians could probably use some repairs as well.
"Change topic. Good thing you were able to recover H. I didn't know if I could take that Ichiro clone by myself."This is definitely worrisome. What's stranger is that he called for a retreat instead of taking advantage of the situation. With most of the Guardians down and/or disabled, tactically it would be a perfect time to strike and possibly end it.
"I don't think I would be of any help though. If it's true that he's stronger than Ichiro as he claims, then he's going to be trouble. I wonder why he didn't attack us."
"Maybe he likes the feeling of that's girl's boobs pressing on his back." said Miki.Even if she was joking, it's still true. :yep:
"..."
"It's a joke dammit!"
OUCH!" H said as dropped on the ground. "The pain!"Oh man Maimi did it, and SHE DID IT ON H!!! SHE MADE SEMI-CONTACT WITH HIS CROTCH! (lucky bastard)
"Hikaru-chan!"
"What's the matter H?" Miki asked. "Did that Ichiro clone use a secret technique? Or did he try to undress you with his eyes?"
"My...my...it hurts. It feels like someone hit me in the groin...ouch..."
"Lol wut? Delayed reaction! " Miki scoffed as she looked at Fred, who just shrugged his shoulders. Then she looked at Maimi, whose face was all red. She tried to hide her handkerchief-covered hand but Miki was able to get a glimpse of it.
"Hmm. So that method really is effective in waking you guys up." Miki said as she cracked her knuckles and started to count the Guardians who were unconscious.Oh crap. :badluck:
She smiled when she saw the lead pipe that Hisoka was holding earlier. She picked it up and called Maimi.
"Come on Maimi. Help me bust some piñatas..."
"...err. Do I really need to blindfold you, senpai?"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh crap. :mon ghost:
"Of course. It won't be fun if I hit it in the first swing..."
JFC - Miki-sama pwns everyone. She has great muscle control as seen in your sig.(I wonder what she uses it for...) I want to see the vid but my damn ISP won't let me access H-O so I can download it :banghead:You can DL from SendSpace, right?
"Wake up M. You've been sleeping for five months now." Dan told him. "Get up. You don't get paid for sleeping you know."5 months??? :shocked:
"You're in the lab. And no, I'm not the one helping you pee while you were unconscious.":lol:
"Was it the hot nurse? Was it Gaki-san?"
"Nah. It was the in-house doctor."
"Damn."
It seems to me that you haven't been looking at yourself at the mirror lately but anyway, we have some good news and some bad news for you. What do you want to hear first?"EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!??!??!??!!?!?
"Bad news."
"Alright. After that incident in the docks, you are the only Guardian left. Ichiro's kids have defeated and killed the others."
"Fuck!" M said as he punched a hole in the wall. "I won't let them get away with this!"Uh oh. :hip blink:
"That's the spirit. We're all counting on you. Now, you wanna hear the good news?"
"S-sure."
"As of now, since you are the only one left, you will be taking care of all the Hello! Project girls that are below twenty years old."
"That's...good news indeed. But..."Precautions? :?
"You can't handle it?"
"No, no. I can do it but...don't you think I'll..."
"You're afraid that you'll become someone like Ichiro. We already knew about that so we made some precautions. And knowing you, those precautions were necessary. "
"Didn't you feel any different when you woke up?":stunned:
"No. Was I supposed to feel anything?"
"Hehe. Good. Looks like it was successful."
"What do you mean?" M asked as he started to check himself, especially the part he checks first when he wakes up.
"Wait...wait...WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!" M said as he grabbed Dan by the collar. "My nuts? And Tetsuo? What happened to them?!!"
"We weren't able to wake you up so we asked Fujimoto-san for help. Her methods were rather brute and outlandish and your thing was beyond repair so the boss just opted to...":mon ghost:
"You took them off?! You took them off?!!!"
"Well, the best way to avoid another Ichiro is turning you into a girl. So live with it. Besides, you look hot. Hot enough to do AVs nyuk. If you want to see Tetsuo, it's in the cold storage vat."
"How come my boobs aren't that big?" M asked as he cupped himself. "You could have made it a bit bigger..."Well....at least his personality still seems to be intact.
"Actually, Niigaki-san thinks you're cute."Wait...so now Risa knows...everything?
We've spent a lot of time and money for that operation. And there's no way we can undo it. It's not as simple as removing BoA's and Fujimoto's cybernetic parts."He/she...probably wouldn't be freaking out so much if the boobs were made bigger. :rofl:
"Damn you!!!"
"Come on. At least now you don't have to check other girls out. You can turn yourself on by just looking at the mirror, naked..."
"Nnnoooo!!!!"
"He's having that tranny dream again, isn't he?" D said. "As much as I hate him, I don't think he deserves to get that kind of torture."OH THANK KAMI-SAMA IT WAS JUST A DREAM!
"If you want to save him, go do it. Fujimoto-san warned us that if she found out that we unplugged him from that device, she'll plug it into us next." said K. "Unless of course you want to have tranny dreams too, D."
"Hehe. Why don't we set it again to the dream where he was disguised as a kappa and Suzuki-dono took her to the vet for some shots?" suggested H2. "That was funny.So the device can be set to give specific dreams? Oh Miki-sama must have enjoyed setting up this one. :kekeke:
Or what about the one where JunJun-san hyper combo finished him?"Dayum...Junjun can hyper-combo me anytime. :drool:
<JunJun can do that in real life too, you know. By the way, where is H?>
"Umm guys? I almost tripped because of these cables so I tried to set them aside but I think I accidentally unplugged them. Do you know what they are for?" H asked. "I hope they're not for something important..."Oh shit, Miki's pissed.
"Err...look guys, Fujimoto-san's dream device rebooted..." K said.
Suddenly, Miki burst into the room.
"Alright, who of you imbeciles took out the power? My computer in the other room suddenly went out. Now all my downloads got corrupted and the others are back to zero percent! I tried to restart the download but there aren't any seeders anymore!"
The other Guardians pointed at H who still had no idea of what was happening.Heh, maybe in his dreams. :twisted:
"What?" he asked.
"So it's Mr. Titanic huh." grinned Miki as she put her arm on H's shoulders.
"Mr. Titanic?" wondered H.
"Captain likes to ride you, right?"
"..."
"If you're thinking that "Titanic" refers to your you know what, I don't think Maimi-chan would agree with me. She should know."Oooooooooooooooooh that's just low...in more ways than one.
Anyway, do you know how long I've been waiting for those downloads to finish?"BUSTED!
"Maybe Dan-san has the files you want..."
"Who told you I was downloading porn?"
*MIKI CALLS CAPTAIN*And of course, H is going to have to face obstacles that keep him from accomplishing his task, right?
...
Miki picked up the dream device and tossed it to K
"Yo Yankee Boy. Go make a dream sequence where the Berryz are covered with mud and H has to clean them with his hands in less than five minutes or else M gets to do the task. Make sure that H doesn't have his powers in that dream."
"Tsk tsk. That's cruel. Fujimoto-san knows that H won't be able to complete that in time." D said.Don't forget the other Berryz twin tower, Maasa. :yep:
"Yeah." H2 added. "One of Kumai-san's legs already takes more than five minutes to clean..."
"Alright. After that incident in the docks, you are the only Guardian left. Ichiro's kids have defeated and killed the others."NOOOOOO NOT THE H TWINS !!!!!
"WHAT?! That's impossible! There's no way those kids could have beaten them. Well, maybe they can beat D, but the H twins and K? And Chanponchan? I doubt that."
"But they did. They're gone M."
"As of now, since you are the only one left, you will be taking care of all the Hello! Project girls that are below twenty years old."what have you drunk Dan ? :lol:
"Wait...wait...WHAT. THE. FUCK?!!!" M said as he grabbed Dan by the collar. "My nuts? And Tetsuo? What happened to them?!!"Tetsuo ???? wth with that name ? XD
"So you do like it?":lol:
"Of course not! Dammit! I feel like an upgraded version of D! Fuck! How am I going to face the girls now? Tell me? Huh?"
"Actually, Niigaki-san thinks you're cute."
"Really? Well that's grea..."
"Nah. She hasn't seen you yet."
"Haha. Fine. You got me.
"Damn you!!!"oooh come on im sure he'll get use to it :lol:
"Come on. At least now you don't have to check other girls out. You can turn yourself on by just looking at the mirror, naked..."
"Nnnoooo!!!!"
"If you're thinking that "Titanic" refers to your you know what, I don't think Maimi-chan would agree with me. She should know."what do you mean by Maimi knows ??????????
"Tsk tsk. That's cruel. Fujimoto-san knows that H won't be able to complete that in time." D said.wth is that chapter seriously !!!!! now go make a proper one XD
"Yeah." H2 added. "One of Kumai-san's legs already takes more than five minutes to clean..."
you have what ? :lol:
"I'm not a girl Gaki-san!" M shouted as he stood on his bed. "I'm not a girl! Look, I have a...I have a..."
"Oh yeah. He's still out of town. I should ask him for some 'exclusive' preview pics of Kamei-san's new photobook hehe.gimme gimme :inlove:
"Yeah. I am awesome. It only took me five minutes to beat them. That's almost the same time it takes when Yossi, Rika and I are...."are what ? XD
"Why thank you. Now stop checking if I'm nippin' out or not.":rofl:
"Me? Why would I do that? That would never happen anyway..."
"What would never happen?"
"You. Nippin' out. Nyuk."
"Why you..."
"People people people.remind me of the hello!morning where they had english lesson :lol:
"Trying to save you precious files eh, Dan-san?" K asked.rofl...
"I have offsite backup K." Dan answered as he looked at Miki. "Ehem. Right Fujimoto-san?"
<Kids bailed. H shaberi with ArrowIsland-san. More more pretty girl, girl.>you know, shaberi actually sounds cute now :P ArrowIsland haha
"Oooh. You got to fight that loli girl! Cool! What kind of undies was she wearing that time?"what ? XD gundam ?
<Sieg Zeon!>
"Red undies huh? Did you take screencaps?"
"How come you two look like you found out that one of the girls has a boyfriend?"shhhhht not now !
"I asked LeaderMaimi-san if she wanted to remember how she hit aniki's crotch...she just blushed then glared at me and asked if I wanted to get mine kicked by her..." added H2. "Aniki couldn't concentrate and kept looking at her legs..."poor you two :lol: and its just the begining hu hu hu huh u :P
"Yeah…Wait, I was doing that?!"
Maybe we can just erase Fujimoto-san's perv jokes. But the bosses will have the final say though...":tama-mad:
"LeaderMaimi-san said she wants to keep the perv jokes too. I wonder why."
"Great. So Shimi-chan is to mud while Yajima-san is to crotch punch."
Before M could finish, H's punch landed squarely on his face. M fell on the ground and his nose bled.:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:
"Niigaki-san approached me a few days ago, asking me where I get those JAV DVDs. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about but she said that you told her that I'm into those kinds of stuff. Now I'm a pervert in her eyes. My image is ruined.":banghead:
"Your image was ruined the day you had your hair turned green." said D.right XD
Suddenly Miki entered the lab again.duh dum...
"Hey guys!"lol......
"H doesn't have JAV DVDs, Fujimoto-san. Please don't ask any from him."
"Well you shouldn't be. I don't bite. Hmm...you smell nice. That’s Maimi’s cologne right?"hey JFC, jealous ? XD
"Y-yeah. I think so. Wait, how'd you know?"
"You embraced her?
"Er...more like she was the one who did that."
"You player." Miki said as she clamped herself onto H's arm. "Now you really have to do me, I mean help me get this off…"
Miki was still on duty and she would ask H to help her take off her suit everytime.what she likes him now ? XD hu hu hu hu she likes the younger boys :roll:
The bastard M was only able to read it fifteen minutes before the time Risa specified...Thebastard XD XD XD
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: NANIIIIIII ????
"Last year?"
"T-this is the last year that you're going to be my Guardian..."
"How many days left, Jirou?"now what's their plan ?
"Eight days."
"It's near huh?"
"Yes. But I will be going there later, to issue a challenge. You two don't have to come with me. If they decide to fight me there, you two will be the ones to carry out the plan."
"What kind of challenge?"
"A duel. To the death. One on one."
"Pffft. You could just kill them all at once if you wanted to."
"I could but that is not the plan."
"Heh, couldn't you just forget about the plan for once?"
"I could. But If I did that, do you think that you'd still be alive until now?"
"I'm not a girl Gaki-san!" M shouted as he stood on his bed. "I'm not a girl! Look, I have a...I have a..."He only woke up now? Oh it's a good thing Risa's not really there. XD
It was then he realized that he wasn't alone. M looked around and saw the other Guardians, Dan, Tezuka and Miki laughing.
Wait, why is Fujimoto-san here? She's not a cyborg anymore right?" asked M.Oh, slap ME Miki-sama! :drool:
"That's the kind of gratitude I get after I save your sorry ass?" she said as she gave M a hard slap.
"Whoa! You beat those kids without any powers whatsoever? Cool!":rockon:
"Yeah. I am awesome.
It only took me five minutes to beat them. That's almost the same time it takes when Yossi, Rika and I are....":twisted:
"By the way, you look hot in that suit. It looks pretty tight..."Run M. Run like your life depends on it ('cuz right now, it probably does). :lol:
"Why thank you. Now stop checking if I'm nippin' out or not."
"Me? Why would I do that? That would never happen anyway..."
"What would never happen?"
"You. Nippin' out. Nyuk."
"Why you..."
"People people people. No fighting in the lab please." said Dan. "If you want to fight, go outside."Dan doesn't even know if he has a place to backup his files? He's the tech guy, for pete's sake. :thumbdown:
"Trying to save you precious files eh, Dan-san?" K asked.
"I have offsite backup K." Dan answered as he looked at Miki. "Ehem. Right Fujimoto-san?"
"Whew! I thought she'd never go." said a relieved M. "But you know, she was almost nippin' out. Almost.Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...yeah...:jerk:
So, what happened to those kids? And where is H?"Ah, random H!M references.
<Kids bailed. H shaberi with ArrowIsland-san. More more pretty girl, girl.>
"Eh? What's wrong with your subs Chanponchan?"
"Jack's suit was damaged during his fight with the Aya clone." Tezuka said. "We've repaired everything except the subs so bear with him."
"Oooh. You got to fight that loli girl! Cool! What kind of undies was she wearing that time?"GUNDAMS!!!
<Sieg Zeon!>
"Red undies huh? Did you take screencaps?":mon lol:
They were interrupted when H and H2 entered the room.So...they didn't erase her memory? Seems sort of strange that they'd tell her in the first place, I mean, it's not like she'd remember afterwards anyway, though I guess they did it out of respect for her.
...
"Jack said you talked to Yajima-san. Let me guess. You're dejected after finding out that she doesn't have feelings for you anymore hehe."
"Not really. I told her that we had to erase her memory. She said she knows and she told us that it wasn't necessary. I brought Higu along to help convince her but we had no luck."
"I asked LeaderMaimi-san if she wanted to remember how she hit aniki's crotch...she just blushed then glared at me and asked if I wanted to get mine kicked by her..." added H2. "Aniki couldn't concentrate and kept looking at her legs..."Hey, Maimi does have pretty awesome legs. There's a reason why UFA has forbidden her from wearing pants (http://www.imgur.com/files/080420/4K---decision-of-UFA.jpg). :P
"Yeah…Wait, I was doing that?!"
"No need to erase her memory yet, you two." Dan said. "I think she can handle it and not affect her too much. Maybe we can just erase Fujimoto-san's perv jokes. But the bosses will have the final say though...":mon misch:
"LeaderMaimi-san said she wants to keep the perv jokes too. I wonder why."
"You're right." said H "Oh, by the way..."Wait a sec, why was Risa interested in where H got JAV?
"What is it..."
Before M could finish, H's punch landed squarely on his face. M fell on the ground and his nose bled.
"Thanks M."
"What was that for? I didn't go around peeking on girls taking showers?!"
"Niigaki-san approached me a few days ago, asking me where I get those JAV DVDs. I told her that I had no idea what she was talking about but she said that you told her that I'm into those kinds of stuff. Now I'm a pervert in her eyes. My image is ruined."
"What intrigues me is why Gaki-san is looking for JAVs hmmm...":rofl:
Suddenly Miki entered the lab again.She can't take the suit off on her own? :o
...
I forgot that I can't take this suit off by myself. I need to change back into normal clothes.
Can any of you help me out?" but before any of them could raise his hand..."Wait, I changed my mind. I want you to help me out." she said as she pointed at H and walked closer to him.Lucky bastage.
"M-me?"
Are you scared?I say again...lucky bastage.
"I'm not scared."
"Well you shouldn't be. I don't bite. Hmm...you smell nice. That’s Maimi’s cologne right?"
"Y-yeah. I think so. Wait, how'd you know?"
"You embraced her?
"Er...more like she was the one who did that."
"You player." Miki said as she clamped herself onto H's arm. "Now you really have to do me, I mean help me get this off…"Isn't H underage?
Miki was still on duty and he would ask H to help her take off her suit everytime.Lucky bastage. :banghead:
One day, M received a message from Risa early in the morning, asking him if he would go out with her for lunch. The bastard M was only able to read it fifteen minutes before the time Risa specified...Awwwwwww...it's Risa's birthday. :oops:
"Sorry to keep you waiting, Gaki-san." M said as he caught his breath.
"It's okay Michii-kun. I'm not in a hurry. And besides I don't have anything scheduled for this day. Except this."
"Really? That's nice. Oh, and Gaki-san..."
"Yes?"
"Happy Birthday!" M said as she handed Risa a package. "Sorry if that's all I can give you."
"Thanks Michii-kun. I'm gonna open it later when we get back." Risa said. "I hope it's not another Maria Oza..."
"Of course not hehe. Sorry I said that the one before was from Hikaru. It was mine actually."True dat, true dat.
"It's okay. I think it's normal for guys to watch those kinds of things. I'd be more disturbed if you watched some yaoi stuff."
"Oh those? Only Domon's into that."Oh he better hope D doesn't find out that he said that!
"Ehhh?"
"Just kidding.
"Let's go for Monjayaki. Is that okay with you?"Ooooooooh very slick there M, nicely done indeed.
"Of course. That's one of my favorites."
"Great! It's on me."
"No no no. I'm the one who asked you out remember?"
"It's okay. I've never taken you out on a date before."
"A d-date?"
"Yeah. This is a date, right?"
"Y-yeah. I guess you're right." said a blushing Risa. "This is a date."
"So, let's go." M said as he grabbed Risa's hands. "Maybe we can go to Tokyo Tower afterwards."
And then they proceeded to Tokyo Tower.EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!?!?!?!?!
"The view is nice here, isn't it Michii-kun?"
"Yeah. It's the first time I've been here."
...
Michii-kun?"
"Huh?"
...
"You know, I'm turning twenty."
...
"You see, this is the last year..."
"Last year?"
"T-this is the last year that you're going to be my Guardian..."
*JIROU-TACHI TALK*Considering their limited resources, it's probably taken them longer to recover from the damage they sustained in that fight.
*"I LIKE YOU" CONFESSIONS*I was reading these and kept going "ouch" or "burn" or "crud" after each one. Poor H2. :lol:
So, why'd you call me here, Higu-chan? Do you have something important to say?"H2 going for some upgrades or something?
"Yes."
"Go on. Tell me."
"Suzuki-dono. Airi. I'm going away for a while. I don't know when I'll be back.
LeaderMaimi-san will be your Guardian.Huh? She will? :?
Though she's not a cyborg, you'll be safe with her...crap!" H2 said as he slapped himself.:doh:
"What's a cyborg?"
"Err...it's a secret but..."Looks like he's safe...if she really bought that line. :P
"Hmmm?"
"Cyborgs are the codename for the girls that are lined up for photobooks." H2 whispered.
"Oooh! Then that means I'm a cyborg! My next photobook is scheduled for a December release!"
"That's great!"
"Isn't it?"
"..."Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. :banghead:
"What?"
"Did you just say that you have a photobook scheduled for December?!!!!"
"I did."
"Arrrggggh!!!"
"Why? The photoshoot will be two weeks from now. It'll be in Guam. You'll be back by then right?
"Hmm, an international location...that means if I'm not around, S-san will be the one to accompany her! I can't allow that!" he thought.
I was thinking that maybe you can help me choose which swimsuits I could bring along but I guess you can't now."Yabai. :o
"Yeah. Just thinking about it already makes me want to cry."
"Where are you going anyway?":kekeke:
"Err..."
"Is it a secret too?"
"I'm going to look for the kappa. Because it's the only thing that keeps me from getting all of your attention. Once I get rid of it, I'll be the only one you'll be thinking of."
*AIRI HUGS H2*:nya:
"I'm going away for a while, Hagiwara-san. In the meantime, Domon-san will be your Guardian."O0
"Is he a pedo?"
"Nope. But he's gay. Sometimes."
"That's better than pedo."
"I guess so."Awwwwwwwwwwww... :oops:
"But I'm fine with a pedo like you. So when you come back, you better still a pedo, Higure-chan."
"I'm going away for a while, Nakajima-san."That's true. He is. :grin:
"You're leaving us?"
"Don't worry. I’ll be back. Aniki will be your temporary Guardian."
"Hikaru-chan?"
"Yeah. He's a sucker for girls named Saki.
And don't worry, he doesn't really peek when a girl takes a bath.":pig laugh:
"I know. He's better than you."
"I don't peek!"
"No. You just don't get caught."
"..."
"Just kidding. Have a safe trip, Higure-chan."
"I'm going away for a while, Yajima-san. In the meantime, Mitsui-san will be your Guardian.":on lol:
"That perv with the red scarf? Why him?"
"Would you rather have Fujimoto-san as your Guardian?"
"...You have a point."
"Did...did Hikaru-chan join too?"Woooooooooooo!
"Of course. But please, don't tell him that I told you. He's afraid that Shimizu-san might find out. I mean, who wouldn't want to be your Guardian?"
"You?"
"How can I be a Guardian of someone who wants to kill me?"
"It's your fault! I always catch you checking me out!"
"But I'm just looking at what Suzuki-dono is looking at."
"..."
"What?"
"I'm going away for a while, Umeda-san. In the meantime, Jack will be your Guardian."Umeda likes Chanpochan? :cow:
"Jack? Oh, you mean that hot Chinese guy?! Cool! When does he start?"
"Effective tomorrow."
"Okay! By the way, one of my friends thinks that you're hot, Higure-chan. Wanna go out with her?"Awwwwwwww...she's like...protecting Airi.
"Really? I'm not sure if I can. I can't two-time Suzuki-dono."
"I won't tell her."
"Sorry. But thanks anyway."
"You're such a good boy. Now I know why Airi-chan likes you that much. Now I'm confident that you're never going to hurt her."
"Are you done saying goodbye to them?" K asked H2 as he entered their quarters. "He'll be sending the coordinates any minute now."Oh crap...this is the challenge that H3 was talking about? :O
"Yeah. I'm all set. I told them I'd be gone for a while." H2 replied as he did some shadow boxing.
I'm not going to die. I'm going to win. Then look for the kappa. For Suzuki-dono. Or else I'll have to treat her with Yakiniku and ice cream."They can match!
"Sorry, kappas don't exist kid." M told him. "Better have money prepared."
"You can always dress in a kappa suit, H2." K said. "That would get you more points with her."
"Now why didn't I think of that..."
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8353/bkyuu1jg0.jpg):rofl:
"Guys, Jirou sent the venue." said S. "Saitama Super Arena."Somehow...not surprised. :-X
"Dan-san, do you think he can win?" asked Tezuka. "If Jirou is an exact replica of Ichiro, from personality to schematics, it's going to be..."Well, he's not QUITE an exact replica. Remember that he's actually a younger version of the original. Whether or not that has any effect on Jirou's abilities when compared to Ichiro's...who knows for sure?
"Relax. The kid knows what he's doing."
*VIDEO OF H2's NEW ATTACK*Hmmmm...it's effective, but slow. It's obviously not going to work just by getting Jirou to stay still long enough to let the vector wave hit him. To be able to use it is going to take strategy, timing, and using it just at the right time.
"The question now is, will it be enough to defeat Ichiro's clone?"On it's own, obvsiously not. It's not enough to be a finisher on it's own. H2's going to need to make full use of all of his skills, as well as his other upgrades, to even have a chance.
"Honestly..."
"No."
"I like you, Hagiwara-san~."
"You. You're a pedo."
"..."
~~~~~
She even gives me some of her lunch, though most of her bentos are a bit too sweet sometimes."thanks to maimai and chisato :lol:
"Cyborgs are the codename for the girls that are lined up for photobooks." H2 whispered.damn ! now tell me Miya is a cyborg too !!!!
"Oooh! Then that means I'm a cyborg! My next photobook is scheduled for a December release!"
"Err...Suzuki-dono?"awww....
"Yes?"
"Can you hug me one more time?"
"Why?"
"So I'll be able to keep in mind what I'll be coming back for..."
~~~~~
"Yeah. He's a sucker for girls named Saki. And don't worry, he doesn't really peek when a girl takes a bath."she has a point XD
"I know. He's better than you."
"I don't peek!"
"No. You just don't get caught."
"Actually, all of them wanted to be your Guardian so they just had a tourney to determine who your Guardian will be. He won fair and square. So yeah. But I still believe he bribed Shingo-san with something..."maimi is sooooo inlove hu hu hu hu
"Did...did Hikaru-chan join too?"
"How can I be a Guardian of someone who wants to kill me?"what ?!
"It's your fault! I always catch you checking me out!"
"But I'm just looking at what Suzuki-dono is looking at."
"..."
"What?"
"The question now is, will it be enough to defeat Ichiro's clone?"
"Honestly..."
"No."
*JIRO VISITS "DYED-HAIR MAN"*WTF, Ichiro himself was a clone? :o
"Why so glum M? You've been like that ever since you got back from your date with Niigaki-san. Did something happen?" asked K.Yeah, M's not that lucky. :lol:
"Don't tell me she let you...you...YOU FIEND!" D said.
"Nothing like 'that' happened K. And cut your wild fantasies D, I'm not like you.
"What happens to us?"XD
"We'll be reassigned to other girls. I should give them a warning so Maeda Yuuka-san or Fukuda Kanon-san won't end up with you."
"I'm serious S."
"So am I."
"Bastard!" M said as he grabbed S's collar. He punched him and S's glasses flew off. "You don't really care about her feelings, huh?"S doth protest too much, methinks. :yep:
"Of course I do. I told it to her as soon as I started so that she won't get hurt in the future anymore, so I'll be the only one to carry that burden. I don't have any feelings for her! And I don't deserve any feelings she has for me!" shouted S as he picked up his glasses. He didn't say anything else as he left the room.
*S's CONFESSION*I knew it! O0
I wanted our relationship to be just Guardian-assignment but she said that she likes me, despite me acting like a total asshole towards her. And she forgave me. For everything I did. Now I don't know if I can even admit my feelings for her."Wuh-oh. :O
"What are your feelings for me?"
"I like you Eri. But I'm a coward. I can't even look you in the eye and tell it to you..."
"You just told it to me."
"..."
The Guardians turned around and saw Ai, Risa, Eri, Reina, Sayu and Junjun behind them. They were giggling, except for Eri who was in the verge of bursting into tears.Oooooooooooooooh, things are about to get REALLY interesting. :)
"Don't tell us that you're gonna spazz out again!" Reina said as she gave him a nudge. "You told me you did that when you two were alone back in Canada."Okay, so did Sayu get that "You fiend" thing from D or was it the other way around? :rofl:
"Eeehhh?!!!" said everyone.
"You! YOU FIEND!" Sayu and D shouted together as they pointed at S. "What happened in Canada?!!!"
"Nothing happened." S said. "Nothing."M = :mon misch:
"And you expect us to beleive you?" M said as he nudged S. "Give me some details later okay?"
"Michii-kun..."
"I was just kidding, Gaki-san."
"If Glasses-kun is a wuss, I'll take Kamei-san then." Junjun said. "I'll make sure that something happens when we share the same room."Fuck yeah, JUNJUN! :rockon:
The others started laughing. Except S and Eri. And Junjun.
"It was an honor to be assigned to a person like you."Well, duh. They ARE pretty damn awesome, after all. :D
"Why?"
"Because..."
"Because?"
"Because you have a nice attitude."
"..."
"And because you are beautiful."
"..."
"Eri?"
"Not because of my thighs?"
"And that too."
"No fair! I like Kamei-san too!" Junjun said. "Get your hands off her, Nothing-happened-Glasses-kun!!!"/me considers letting himself be turned into a cyborg in order to become Junjun's Guardian.
"I...I brought the antennae this time." Eri whispered.Yeah baby...:hump:
"..."
"You don't like it anymore?"
"Of course I do."
"Do you still have your antennae too, Gaki-san?" asked M.Keep dreaming M.
"Ehhh? Antennae? What are you talking about?
"Umm, guys. Sorry to interrupt but I just got a message from the boss. He says it's urgent." K said. "It's says it has something about that Ichiro clone."Tally-ho.
"Finally, they decide to act. Time to pay them back for knocking me out and making me suffer with Fujimoto-san's dream machine." said M as he cracked his knuckles.
"You're just eager to see what that girl clone is going to wear this time." D said.That's a bonus. ;D
Dyed-haired Man's OfficeReally now? Was the decision for that condition one that he made before or after speaking with DHM? :?
H, H2, Jack and Kirari were already there when M and the others arrived.
"As you know, Jirou went here earlier. He didn't do anything, except ask me a few questions." he told the Guardians. "Also, the main reason he went here is because he wants to challenge one of you in a duel. To the death. If he loses, he said that he will kill himself in front of you."
"He also said that if any of his two companions interfere, he will be the one to kill them." added the Dyed-haired man.Whoa. :o
"I can fight him. Just ask Dan-san to reinstall my death glare." Miki said as she entered the room.Simple. Effective. I like it. :cow:
"Sorry Miki, but no. I have plans for you next year." The Dyed-haired man told her. "It would be best if you stayed out of this.":w00t:
"Is she going to get another photobook Sir?" asked M.
"No, dumbass. I'm going to be assigned to C-ute and Berryz Koubou next year. Permanently!" Miki answered.:twisted:
"Like I'd let that happen!" H and H2 said together.:on lol:
"Ah yes. Before I forget to tell you, the policy on assignments has been revamped." said the Dyed-haired man. "You are now designated permanently to the current assignments you have, disregard the age rule we had before.SWEET! That means M can stay with Risa, and S can stay with Eri!
"That's great! I get to stick with Buono!" exclaimed Miki. "Those three still owe me some booze."GO MIKI-SAMA!
"Who made Buono your assignment?" asked H2.
"I did. Just now." answered MIki.
*CHOOSING*So then...this chapter takes place earlier in the timeline (i.e. "before the events that were described in the previous/last chapter that was posted").
Dyed-haired Man's Office
"Hmmm. So, why are you here?"
"Tell me more about him. Tell me more about Ichiro."
"Why?"
"I want to find out if we are really the same."
"I don't know if I'm the right person to tell you about it."
"Why not? Ichiro was cloned from your DNA right?"
"Why so glum M? You've been like that ever since you got back from your date with Niigaki-san. Did something happen?" asked K.LMAO YOU FIEND XD
"Don't tell me she let you...you...YOU FIEND!" D said.
"Nothing like 'that' happened K. And cut your wild fantasies D, I'm not like you.
"Do you realize what you're saying? Are you telling me that you're fine no longer being Kamei-san's Guardian?!"awww poor eri
"Why? I'm just her Guardian. Nothing else."
"Say that in front of her face."
"I have. She cried."
"Bastard!" M said as he grabbed S's collar. He punched him and S's glasses flew off.nooo non ono nono fighting it's not the right guy M ! mistake !
And I don't deserve any feelings she has for me!" shouted S as he picked up his glasses. He didn't say anything else as he left the room.:cry:
"Shit. I went overboard this time. I should go apologize to him." said M.:yep:
"Good thing he didn't decide to punch you back. If he did, you'd be needing a new face." joked D.
"I never saw S like that before. Something must be wrong." K told them.:O
"Everything was according to my plan. Until you arrived."what plan :O
"How the heck did I get involved? I rarely talk to Kamei-san! Okay, I check her out sometimes,XD
"No. She said that she wanted me to be her Guardian until the end."well that's nice
All of me likes Eri.hu hu hu hu hu
Now I don't know if I can even admit my feelings for her."nani ? who is talking here ?
"What are your feelings for me?"
"I like you Eri. But I'm a coward. I can't even look you in the eye and tell it to you..."
The Guardians turned around and saw Ai, Risa, Eri, Reina, Sayu and Junjun behind them. They were giggling, except for Eri who was in the verge of bursting into tears.dum dum !
"Don't tell us that you're gonna spazz out again!" Reina said as she gave him a nudge. "You told me you did that when you two were alone back in Canada.":rofl: YEAH WHAT HAPPENED !
"Eeehhh?!!!" said everyone.
"You! YOU FIEND!" Sayu and D shouted together as they pointed at S. "What happened in Canada?!!!"
"If Glasses-kun is a wuss, I'll take Kamei-san then." Junjun said. "I'll make sure that something happens when we share the same room."zomg...
"I'm sorry...for pretending that I don't like you."sweet :yep:
even after that time when you shouted at me and told me that I was starting to annoy you."he did ?! baaad S
"I...I did that?"
"And because you are beautiful."i have to agree too :lol:
"..."
"Eri?"
"Not because of my thighs?"
"And that too."
===you are not serious right ?!
Dyed-haired Man's Office
"No, dumbass. I'm going to be assigned to C-ute and Berryz Koubou next year. Permanently!" Miki answered.
"Like I'd let that happen!" H and H2 said together.:rofl:
"You can help out Aniki with Berryz, Fujimoto-san. They have more members that are prone to trouble." added H2. "I can take care of C-ute."
"Yeah. But I heard that there's one from C-ute who likes to touch a lot too. I must eliminate all other competition."
"You are now designated permanently to the current assignments you havewoot ! :w00t:
"Yosh! Let me try!" said H2 as he took one of the small swords from Kirari. "Kappa guide me!" he said as he plunged it into one of the holes. The next thing he saw was the pirate from the barrel hitting Miki on the face.
"..."
"Damn you Kappa." T_T
The next thing he saw was the pirate from the barrel hitting Miki on the face.