OMG TONIGHT'S EPISODE FUCKING RULED.
"Oh yeah, look who's snickering over there, Mr. "I can't do a suicide bombing because I'm sick." He had, he had a note--he had a note from his doctor. He brought a note from his doctor. It's a suicide bombing!"
"You know, you're lucky you're good at [horn] my [horn], or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you [horn] a lubed up [horn] of toothpaste in my [horn] while you [horn] on a cherry [horn] Episcopalian [horn] extension cord [horn] wetness [horn] with a parking ticket. That's the best."