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« on: March 15, 2005, 07:16:02 AM »
TENNIS


Anyone like tennis besides me? I know Daigong does...well he only watches for the hot chicks. Doesnt really matter, just discuss.


Wanna know whats going on in the tennis world?
Go here: http://sports.yahoo.com/ten http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/index http://tennis.com/

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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2005, 07:22:48 AM »
mmmm...Maria Sharapova has the cutest little laugh. :jerk:

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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2005, 07:58:21 AM »
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mmmm...Maria Sharapova has the cutest little laugh. :jerk:
:roll:
She used to grunt like a walrus too.

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Andre Agassi  6 6
 Andrei Pavel   3 4   


Andre won bitches! If he were a bit younger he would dominate Federer and the rest of the fools.

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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2005, 12:36:09 PM »
I like Grand Slams...
Dun really care about the ATP tour...simply too hard to follow.

Likes federer's game, Hanotouva (can't spell her name) when she's not so overly skinny.

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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2005, 10:57:44 PM »
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mmmm...Maria Sharapova has the cutest little laugh. :jerk:


She also has a really nice ass!!   :)  :P   :D :w00t:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-be-cuuuuuuuuuuuuue

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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2005, 05:40:37 AM »
Now!!!! Taylor Dent Vs. Marat Safin
Its a really good match. Serve and volley style Vs. Baseline
I hear boos .....dangit i missed it..

You guys may know Dent from that commercial...the one where he plays with that kid who is Agassi's son.

After watching Dent play, hes now one of my favs.

Who is going to win???
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Hell YES! Dent wins.
I like Safin, hes a awesome guy to watch. Plus he partys, smokes, and drinks. But theres something about Dent that makes me like him more. ::shrugs:: Serving & Volley rocks!

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« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2005, 06:57:35 AM »
Heres a pic of Taylor Dent.


Oh look, Roddick is a rocker.


And lovely Maria Sharapova.

Sharapova (right) playing soccer with some of her buddies. Look how tall she is compared to them.

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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2005, 07:49:14 AM »
Ah! yes, remix video time:

Maria Sharapova - Wimbledon 2004 Montage



http://s8.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=35BJNHXP8CP963R9WX4LYGGA0L

38MB, song: Blondie - Maria

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« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2005, 08:19:08 AM »
Nice, thx frblckstr1.

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« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2005, 07:55:39 AM »
Maria Sharapova is my current favorite female tennis player LOL
She is so good and hot~

Andy Roddick is my current favorite male player, he is so awsome, it I have a half of his skill, Ill be happy  :lol:

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« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2005, 04:22:41 PM »
Sharapova lost 0-6,0-6 to Lynsay Davenport.

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« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2005, 07:26:02 PM »
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Sharapova lost 0-6,0-6 to Lynsay Davenport.
Boo yes  :o  but next is Kim Clijsters  :w00t: sturdy girls slugging it out  :D better then any WWF!

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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2005, 11:24:46 PM »
Sharapova still has a better win-loss record than Kournikova (I think, at the very least she's at least WON some tournaments).  And those long legs, she's like a blond, Russian Kaori that plays tennis!!!   :w00t:  :w00t:  :w00t:

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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2005, 08:13:49 AM »
Time to celebrate the return of Kim with some older videos from just before her wrist injury timeout:

These are direct TV recordings from a belgian TV station, commentary is in 'vlamisch' (kind of Dutch)

1 - Together with her sister: Kim Clijsters - hurdle and split.vob.mpg (50MB)

http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2O68G7IIXYJNL36DBBLUYV5JRU

2 - How high can you jump? Kim Clijsters - Jump 20040418.vob.mpg (7MB)


http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0M8PJX7YEFOG024G8CVN9CH4ZM

And finally: Woman against Man, opponent: Lleyton Hewitt (her lover at that time)



Kim Clijsters - Love Game 20040418.svcd.mpg (380MB)
http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3MZ5ZFLRCNPFX01XUYFLEDWIMR

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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2005, 09:47:57 AM »
So Maria Sharapova moves on
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=2025134



(plus she was chilling @ the Heat-Raptors game!)

Venus beats Serena!!
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/news/story?id=2025563

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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2005, 11:21:21 AM »
Yeah! Clijsters is back!


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« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2005, 10:15:59 PM »
Whatever.  I know for me I'd rather go "console" Sharapova than go celebrate with Clijsters any day.

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« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2005, 11:55:27 PM »
That thing Kim does, the splits thing. I think thats pretty cool. Man, Sharapova is getting buffer...and buffer.....

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« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2005, 09:15:52 PM »
Tennis-chicks are hot<3 But I think playing tennis is the best. And if you have good luck, the other player is a hot girl with a short skirt...
galax & shirenu would be a cute couple <3
galax+shirenu = <3
galax = evil.
hey Mrs. Vapour!
galax = IRC sexual predator

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« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2005, 09:32:17 PM »
Quote from: galaksi
Tennis-chicks are hot<3 But I think playing tennis is the best. And if you have good luck, the other player is a hot girl with a short skirt...


Some times it feels like the skirts are much more important in tennis than the actual playing.
coot is ctz

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