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« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2007, 05:36:45 AM »
LoooooooooL!!! Cool one Tana.

I feel like I should write another one... *outs reporter cap on* ...I'll think about it...but first I should go find me a story~~

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« Reply #41 on: January 15, 2007, 02:25:38 PM »
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Good evening fellow HiPsters! Tanachan here to revive the thread of...


HEADLINES!!!!!

This week a car was stolen outside of the Hotel de Plot Contrivance. It was describes as an all pink car, with the word "GAM" written along the side in thin, yellow font. The alarm on the car is the song "Melodies", the headlights project a custom image of Miki drinking Juice in a white shirt and miniskirt, and has a vanity liscence plate with the word "THANKS". The co owner of the hotel, Ayaka Kimura, is expectant of the car being stolen by one Matsuura Aya, as the board left in its place had thousands of Ayaya stickers on it, and had the melody of "GOOD BYE NATSUO" reminating from a built in speaker.

More to come, I'm Tanachan.

This one is dedicated to Commie and Fen!

ROFL!! XD XD :tfr9a7wg: Nice!

Oh evil Ayaya. XD XD Such a naughty girl. XD

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« Reply #42 on: January 16, 2007, 12:18:01 PM »
LOL!  Nice one, Tanachan. :lol:  The ComFen Adventure made the headlines! :P
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« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2007, 06:26:37 PM »
And now, a special report. THe GAMmobile has been found in a dump somewhere in Hokkaidou. After Commie and Fen spent a full day recovering it to its full beauty, they set back onto the road. Ever since that day, Badger, Mushroom, and Snake deaths have risen by at least 400%. More coming soon, I'm Tanachan.
If Helen Keller falls in the woods and no one is around, does she make a sound?

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« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2007, 04:34:34 AM »
XD XD

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« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2007, 04:52:02 PM »
Ok ok!! I got one! FINALLY! It came to me while at eating out at the restaurant mentioned below ^^ Hurray for inspiration!!

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In a deal settled over a month ago, popular food franchise Subway made a deal with Japan idol Matsuura Aya to do a series of advertisements for their new Smoked Ham Sub. Ms Matsuura was flown to America where she completed the series of ads in various locations including New York and Seattle.

However, in an unfortunate turn of events the ads did poorly in the Western Market. Subway lost an estimated 50K of sales in the first week after the ad's premiere. Trish White, market researcher for Subway, suggests that the loss is directly related to the pronunciation of their slogan by the Japanese Idol.

More on this as it happens.
Aramaki Mikan reporting...

It might take a while. Just think about it XD


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« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2007, 06:31:19 PM »
^haha had to read the last line and then i got it, and i LOL'd hard!!! hahaha

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« Reply #47 on: January 25, 2007, 12:09:12 AM »
It took me awhile to get the Subway joke...only because I was trying to pronounce Subway and Smoked Ham Sub first...instead of the slogan.  That's what happens when I don't read carefully. :evil:

But hmm...you never know, some people might be intrigued by this new twist on the slogan.:o

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« Reply #48 on: January 25, 2007, 03:55:34 AM »
Just goes to show, make sure that you have celebrities do readings first before you sign them to any promo deals. :lol:

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« Reply #49 on: January 25, 2007, 02:30:47 PM »
I started ROFLing big time at the thought of Shindoushiz sitting at the computer going -

"Smoked Ham...Smmmooooooked...Haaaaaam....smuuurrked....haaaarm..."

You would have attracted a few odd looks ^^

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« Reply #50 on: January 25, 2007, 09:06:42 PM »
I don't get it... :(

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« Reply #51 on: January 25, 2007, 09:45:03 PM »
it'd have sounded like "saabuuwai, eeto fleshu!" aka "subway, eat flesh!"


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« Last Edit: January 26, 2007, 02:28:14 AM by Tanachan »
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« Reply #52 on: January 25, 2007, 11:58:23 PM »
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I started ROFLing big time at the thought of Shindoushiz sitting at the computer going -

"Smoked Ham...Smmmooooooked...Haaaaaam....smuuurrked....haaaarm..."

You would have attracted a few odd looks ^^


lol more like "Sumo~kudo Hamu?" then thinking if there's some sort of trick into making it sound like something else.  
I also started trying out different Japanese accents.D:

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« Reply #53 on: January 26, 2007, 04:32:35 AM »
O.O

I just noticed a typo now at the beginning of the thread XDD

In Mikan's introductory post, it says "Right an article"
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« Reply #54 on: January 26, 2007, 01:46:47 PM »
*Goes back and changes* Yeah, I make those mistake often...I know the difference it's just they slip out!!

Anyyyyyway!! for those of you who didnt get the joke!! I'll go through it now
1. Japanese people sometimes pronouce L's as R's and visa versa...

Theeerefooooore!!! The slogan becomes
SUBWAY EAT FLESH!

Mmm Ham anyone?


(Still done believe me? Or just cant imagine them saying it like that?)
Ok Remember that English lesson with Thane? He teaches them the word refridgerator and Yossui pipes up "Refresh kara?". Listen closely, she says Reflesh.

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« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2007, 04:50:53 AM »
OOH~! *broke out the honeybaked ham*

And now for a breaking news update! The reported murder of Kusumi Koharu, age 14, has occured by being run over by a van, dubbed the "Obbachanmobile" after a Nakazawa Yuko.

Sayumi Michishige, who is in a pure state of shock, had this to say.

"It just came out of the trees, man, like a freakin' Nazi, it came out of the trees!"

Sayumi's sanity at this point in time is questionable, but we will come forth with more updates at a more convenient time. *returns everyone back to Utaban*
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« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2007, 07:03:27 PM »
HAHAHAAHAH!!! Sayumi saying that would be the funniest moment and would definately beat my current and long standing number one of Yaguchi copping it in the crutch

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« Reply #57 on: February 04, 2007, 05:33:55 AM »
Hehe, freaking love that moment. Got it subbed and everything...

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« Reply #58 on: February 06, 2007, 12:03:07 AM »
This is your road roving reporter, Blizzard, coming to you with breaking news.  Police are receiving report after report concerning a series of drive-by coconuttings.  Yes, you heard right.  Coconuttings.  

According to witnesses, a metallic jungle green SUV has been seen driving erratically with its passengers throwing coconuts at anyone and everyone in their path.  One victim claims that a mean looking blonde was the coconut launcher and, as they sped off, was heard yelling, "Drive Miki, drive!"  It is unknown exactly who this "Miki" may be.  Another victim claims that a set of twins opened the side doors and started hurling the coconuts from there.  However, everyone is unsure exactly what to believe from these statements due to the fact that the victims were just hit in the head with a coconut.  

Police have been able to pursue the suspects on a couple occasions, but because of broken windshields and the general disregard for traffic laws by the driver of the SUV, these pursuits have failed to apprehend the suspects. Apparantly, the main getaway for the SUV is to drive through parks, and police are wary to follow.

*vvvrrrrooooooommmmmmmm*

Police are urging pedestrians to be aware of their surroundings and are asking for anyone with any information to call them at...    Wait.  Do you hear that?

*vvvrrrrroooooommmmmm*

What the...  It's coming from over that hill in the park.

*VVVRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMM*

Oh my god!  Is that a coco...   DUCK!

*thunk*  

*VVVRRrooooooommmmmm*

They missed?  They missed!  HAHA!  YOU MISSED US!

*squeeeeeeaaaalll  vvvrrrrrOOOOOMMMMM*

Oh shit!  They're coming back!  Run!  RUN!

*thunk*

*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

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I finally had inspiration strike for a good news report! :ONding:  It's based on two fics, and I really hope erink and Mikan don't mind. :ONkneelbow:
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« Reply #59 on: February 06, 2007, 03:19:52 AM »
OMFGLMAORDAHOACAIABAATIASP

(Oh my god laughing my ass off rolling down a hill off a cliff and into a bottomless abyss and then into a snake pit)
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