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Long time no updating! Still in the exams week T__T
Getting the idea inspired by Akiba Kindergarten. So you prolly see the resemblance of the structure ^^ but I'm writing the story of Black and Gekikara after they live together raising Black's child. For the Oh, Shit! yes i've updated some but not posting it yet lolz sorry :cathappy: Sorry for my English and the storyline. If you want this to continue, please let me know. Comments and critics make me update faster XD
BuraGeki no Ichinichi
Mad Baby
Gekikara : *giggle* Blaaack! *giggle* Where are you? *giggle*
*no answers*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Gekikara : Me…*giggle*…mad…*giggle* *bite nails*
Baby : *cries in gigahertz level*
Gekikara : *giggle* U…ru…sai!!! *giggle*
Black : *appear* Stop giggling. You scared him.
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Bloody Fists
Gekikara : It’s no fun.
Black : that’s why I told you to leave us alone
Gekikara : but I want to help! *sparkling eyes*
Black : you couldn’t even change his diapers…*rolling eyes*
Gekikara : he kept crying when I was about to!
Black : wash your hands before doing it *sigh*
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Lullaby
Gekikara : Bad boy! Sleep now!
Baby : *stare* *lips trembling* *watery eyes*
Gekikara : Sleep…now… *stare back*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Black : *appear* You are hopeless *carry the child in the arms*
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Amaku”chi-chi” (chichi = father/dad in Japanese)
Gekikara : What should I do?
Black : Please being Amakuchi…
Gekikara : I’ve graduated.
Black : But we have a son now.
Gekikara : That’s not ours.
Black : Oh, so that’s it. Okay, don’t ever see me again. *leave*
Gekikara : I’M KIDDING! JUST KIDDING! *hold Black’s legs*
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Underage
Amakuchi : Black…I love you…*snuggle*
Black : Hmm…
Amakuchi : Black…*hug*
Black : Hmm…
Amakuchi : I want a kiss *shoving lips*
Black : stop it!
Amakuchi : Ehh?? Why?
Black : The baby’s still awake.
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Solution
Amakuchi : Why can’t we get separated room?
Black : I can’t watch him easily.
Amakuchi : I want you to watch only me.
Black : *blush*
Amakuchi : *grin* Let’s go to the living room *drag*
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Major Turn Off
Amakuchi : *whispering*
Black : *giggling*
Amakuchi : *kissing*
Black : Mmmh…eh, wait! *stop*
Amakuchi : What’s wrong?
Black : I think I heard he cry…
*silence for 5 seconds*
Amakuchi : There’s…nothing *shrug*
Black : Sorry, I guess it was just my imagination.
Amakuchi : *grin* Let’s continue *kissing*
Black : Mmmh…mmh…eh! *stop*
Amakuchi : What is it? *sigh*
Black : I’m afraid he needs to pee *leaving*
*few mins*
Black : He’s sleeping *smiles* let’s continue.
Amakuchi : You know what? I prefer watching him right now. *leave*
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Hopeless Parent
Amakuchi : How about putting him in a daycare while you’re working?
Black : My income won’t do.
Amakuchi : I’m working too, remember? Don’t worry about that.
Black : But still, such a waste of money.
Amakuchi : Well, I’ll take care of him then *smiles*
Black : Do you know the cheapest daycare around here?
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Doing It Right
Amakuchi : I’ll pick him up later, right?
Black : Yup, 5 PM. Don’t forget.
Amakuchi : You can count on me!
Black : Actually I’m a bit worried…
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Mistake
Black : Tadaima!
Amakuchi : Okaerinasai~~
Black : where’s the baby? *worry*
Amakuchi : he’s sleeping. Look, there’s nothing to worry about right?
Black : Thank you, I’ll check him *smiles* maybe I can really count on her…
Amakuchi : He’s in the bedroom
*few mins*
Black : *sigh* You picked up the wrong kid…
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Feeding
Amakuchi : Say “Aaaah” *offering spoon*
Black : Careful, it’s still hot.
Amakuchi : I know. Come on, baby. Say “Aaaah”
Baby : *stay still*
Amakuchi : He doesn’t want to eat…
Black : That doesn’t mean you can eat it, Geki (=_=’’)
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Healthy Food
Amakuchi : Eww, *stick out tongue* tastes like shit
Black : Who says you should eat it?
Amakuchi : He doesn’t like it anyway.
Black : Soon. I’ll make him to.
Amakuchi : Why?
Black : Vegetables are good for baby.
Amakuchi : No wonder it tastes like someone’s puke.
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should i continue? :?
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:lol: :lol:pls continue.. Geki pls try hard to take care the baby
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Your Story are Funny ... :on lol:
Heheh GEKI is Funniest :wahaha:
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OMG I was laughing like mad by just reading this, Black with her child and Geki is just too amusing, and to think I just feel emo a few hours ago... thanks you *bow + thumbs up*
So please continue *bow*
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I can die happily now. :lol:
Hahahaha, so hilarious, Papa Geki is so clumsy, picking up the wrong child, also lol, Mama Black should be the husband instead of Geki. Maybe maybe? XD
Hahaha, still I find it hilarious and cute. I think you should continue it. :)
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LOLOL omg... Geki's fail parenting.
I love this LOLOL
Please continue!
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SOOOOO KAWAIIIII! :wub: :wub: :wub:
And funny! :rofl: :rofl:
CONTINUE. :thumbsup
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@msst28 Lol she needs to be an Amakuchi for little longer...
@xxx220 Thank you ^^ someone pls teach Geki to be a good parent...
@Tejinashi wowow :shocked: felt emo? lol happy to make you laugh! XD
@Sieka no you CANT die :smhid not until you finish all those burageki fics lolol
@ShibuyaDokiDoki Thank you XD haha Black really cant leave her child alone with Geki...
@sakura_drop_ Thank you!! I will ^^
Thanks for those positive comments and signals for me to continue :p here's the next drabbles...(i have to say thank you for TheCreepyOne)
Carbs and Sugar
Amakuchi : *show* You want this? Want this? Open your mouth, Itadakimaaaasu~~
Baby : *laughs*
Amakuchi : Yaaay! You like it? Good boy *pet*
Black : Gekiiiiii! I don’t want my boy getting a premature obese.
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Child’s Future
Gekikara : But chocolate contains vitamins!
Black : I thought you never listened to the teacher back then.
Gekikara : *giggle* for my graduation sake, I did.
Black : I want him to like vegetables.
Gekikara : why are you so eager? Let him be. *giggle*
Black : I want him to be a strong yankee.
Gekikara : I’m strong. And never eat vegetables. *proud*
Black : I don’t want him to be like you (=__=)
Baby : I don’t want to be a yankee, Mommies!
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What Dad Does
Black : Gekiiii, please help me taking him for a walk!
Gekikara : Do not want *sleepy*
Black : And you called yourself a dad?
Gekikara : I’d rather to be a mom.
Black : Can you please breastfeed him?
Gekikara : Come on kid! The weather outside is nice! *dragging the baby*
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What Dad Suffers
Black : Gekiiii, please help me change the diapers!
Gekikara : Do not want *yawn*
Black : Sleep outside tonight *leave*
Gekikara : Where’s the baby powder again?
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What Dad Wants
Black : Gekiiii, please take him to the bath!
Gekikara : I’d rather taking YOU to the bath (-3-)
Black : What was that again? *cold glare*
Gekikara : *dragging baby* let’s go get your rubber ducky!
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What Dad Gets
Black : Gekiiii!
Gekikara : WHAT IS IT NOW???
Black : Thank you for helping me*kissing*
Gekikara : I-I’m a good Dad *blush*
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Glaring Contest
Gekikara : ._.
Baby : o.o
Gekikara : O___o
Baby : O.O
Gekikara : (O)___(O)
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Black : I have two children…
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Single Mom
Black : Get your rubber ducky? Oh, he’s flying! Look….whooosh! *playing the rubber ducky*
Baby : *laugh* *playing with rubber ducky*
Black : You cute boy, let Mom wash your back. *smile* come on, turn around.
Baby : *still playing and laughing*
Gekikara : *slams the door open* WASH MY BACK TOO!!!! *jumps in the bathtub*
Baby : *scared* HWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Black : I surely have two children…
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Bubblebath Disaster
Baby : *laugh* *playing bubbles*
Black : *rubbing baby’s back*
Gekikara : *watching* Sure it’s nice our whole family in a bathtub
Black : Umm..Geki…
Gekikara : *start rubbing Black’s back* But sometimes I want to be with you alone here…
Black : Geki…
Gekikara : *hugging Black from the back* And we could make a sister for him *giggle*
Black : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara : WHAT?? I know we’re not gonna do it in front of our son right now!
Black : Get out quickly!
Gekikara : YOU MAD???
Black : No…he just peed in the bathtub…
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Thanks for reading! I'm waiting for your comments and critics :cathappy:
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please continue this!!!!!!!!!!!! :twothumbs
this is so funny!!!!!!! BLACK really have two childrens!! :D
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This is AMAZING!
UPDATE SOON!
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Hahaha, I'm still gonna continue my BlackGeki fics, even if I'm dead. ;)
Back to the story, oh yes, being a father is suffering.Being a single mother to two children, one a baby and the other one childlike, is suffering. Hahahaha, I really like this, this is seriously hilarious and cute, its also warm and makes my heart fluffy. XD
Please update soon, yes, I'm begging you, and this is the first time I did this... :heart: XD
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DAISUKI!!!! HONTOU NI DAISUKI!!!!!! :mon lovelaff:
so funny but also cute at the same time..
continue~ :sashiko:
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plsssssssssss.
continue!!!!!!!!!!
really love black X gekikara!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TOO FUNNY!! (http://forum.jphip.com/Smileys/default/mon_lmao.gif)
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Lol hahahah! Great!!! Funny!!! And peaceful!!! ^^
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LMAO This is too great! So hilarious, my sister stared at me weirdly like 'WTF are you laughing at?'
I hope you continue writing more of these! :twothumbs
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woooow!
I liked it! :D
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LOLOL OMG! Geki is getting better!
That poor child though...
Please continue~!
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@eSsIe21 lol Gekikara is ungrowing!
@sakura_drop_ thank you ^^
@Sieka are you undead Sieka-san? :O2 :O2 lols aaah dont be :lol: i will update :cathappy:
@yukofan :wub: :wub: thank you!
@Chikane Himemiya i will ^^
@RenaChii lol at first i thought it was going to be cheesy :sweatdrop:
@kahem thank you! :love:
@anzai48 whoaaa longest comment! XD XD i dunno! its just happening to my crazy ideas i think lol. at first im afraid it will be cheesy and everyone wont like the jokes but at last...it turned the opposite and im glad.... :)
ahh Oh, Shit! right...wanna update that but...leave that be cause it'll be a surprise...i guess? :P its okay maybe i really can finish them in two days so... be patient :cry: :cry: you wont hate me rite :cry: :cry: lols
i have tons of virtual waffles! dont worry :twothumbs
@SharkAttack thank you! i hope i still have the stock of crazy ideas loljk
@Yon48 thank you :)
@ShibuyaDokiDoki lol i hope she doesnt need to be an amakuchi anymore to be better papa ^^
Thanks for all comments guys! I need supports and ideas or critics to write these drabbles better! XD Enjoy :lol:
How to Deal With Your Wife
Black : Now is your turn to carry him on the back.
Gekikara : Ahh, what a pain…
Black : You call yourself a good parent?
Gekikara : You call yourself a good wife?
Black : Alright, alright, you can do anything tonight *blush*
Gekikara : *fired up* Where’s that boy again?
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Lost and Found
Black : I can’t find the pacifier…*worry* *searching the whole house*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Black : Wooshoo, wooshoo, wooshoo, good boy. Don’t cry…*stroking baby’s hair*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black : This won’t do. Where’s that damn thing again? *frustrate*
Gekikara : *appear* Hi. What’s wrong?
Black : “Hi” MY ASS! WHAT’S WITH THAT PACIFIER IN YOUR MOUTH?
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Santa Claus
Gekikara : Christmas is next week! What do you want? *smiles*
Black : All I want for Christmas is you! *blush*
Gekikara : It’s a song…I’m serious *grin*
Black : No, I’m serious as well. I want you…and five things on that list *shove a paper* *leave*
Gekikara : I don’t remember marrying Shibuya…seriously? Spray tan??Nail polish??
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Anonymous
*child’s 2nd birthday*
Black : *carrying baby in the arms**smiling cheerfully*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : *singing happy birthday**showing the small cake*
Black : Happy birthday….to you!!! Yaay *playing with baby’s hand*
Gekikara : *giggle* Happy 2nd birthday…*suddenly silent*
Black : what’s wrong?
Gekikara : we forgot giving him a name for two years…
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More Healthy Than Vegetables
Black : *from the kitchen* Gekiiii, please help me feeding him. I’m busy making dinner.
Gekikara : *watching TV* mmkay…*yawn*
*few mins*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : it’s delicious right? You will be a strong yankee by eating this everyday! *giggle*
Black : *appear* I don’t want my child to be like Daruma! (=A=)
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Forgotten
*after went shopping for daily supply*
Black : Dozen of eggs…check. Canned soup…check. A sack of rice…check. *listing*
Gekikara : You’re no fun! Where’s the cookies and snacks? (*3*)
Black : If we want our kid eating healthy food, he should see the parents doing so!
Gekikara : He won’t see us anyway…
Black : Eh?
Gekikara : You left him in the department store…
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Concern
Baby : *playing with the balls*
Black : *watching*he will be good at sports…*smile*
Baby : *playing with the crayons*
Black : *watching* he will be a good artist…*smile*
Baby : *playing with Gekikara’s hair*
Black : *watching* he will lose his sanity…*frown*
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Traumatic
Gekikara : As a good parent, I will teach you some things! *giggle*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : *giggle* Kore nande…? (what is this?)
Black : *appear* Don’t you dare shoving that pencil to his nose!! (=A=)
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Nostalgic
Gekikara : I’m just teaching him about school stuff!
Black : I’m scared you know.
Gekikara : He’s not Team Hormone *giggle*
Black : *shiver* You don’t know how scary you were back then…
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How I Met Your Mother
Gekikara : Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : I’m not mad *back-facing*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : *facing the baby* Ne? You too? Okotteru? *giggle*
Baby : HUAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Black : I don’t remember why am I falling in love with this bizarre… *stares at Gekikara*
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Waiting for your comments/critics/corrections/ideas! ^^ thank you :love:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :heart: :heart: :heart:
This is sooooooo fu**ing hilarious!! And at the same time it's just SOOOOO CUTE!
Update soon!
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I might as well be an undead due to your fic. ;) :lol:
Omg, lol, they forgot to name the baby for two years? Wtf. XD I can't believe they even left him in the department store. XD And Black = Shibuya? Oh Geki, Black just wants to look presentable to you, don't be like that. :lol: I don't really think that the baby will become like Daruma or a yankee or even as insane as Gekikara, but its hilarious how Black's afraid that he would be like Rena someday.
Hahahaha, Gekikara's Pencil Special never fails to amuse me, also, I want to ask Black too, why did she fell for Gekikara, I'm curious Mama Black! :lol:
Thank you for the wonderful and funny update, it really inspired me to write updates on my fics. :)
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Lol! He didn't have a name hahaha!!!
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*after went shopping for daily supply*
Black : Dozen of eggs…check. Canned soup…check. A sack of rice…check. *listing*
Gekikara : You’re no fun! Where’s the cookies and snacks? (*3*)
Black : If we want our kid eating healthy food, he should see the parents doing so!
Gekikara : He won’t see us anyway…
Black : Eh?
Gekikara : You left him in the department store…
omg coudnt stop laughing at tht bit it was made worse3 by my mum saying she left me in the bank i was like i feel the babys pain
lol thanks for update and update soon!
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I'm in the car right now and I can't stop grinning like an idiot reading this. It's sooooo funny and cute!
Good job and please update more! XD
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@sakura_drop_ glad you like it ^^ feel free to give ideas!
@Sieka die laughing lol at least you die happily ^^ ahh i love long comment!
yeah and i decided not to give baby a name xD he remains anon. lol she even questioning herself why she loves geki so much but she doesnt want her child to become like her :grin: ahh really XD XD happy to inspire!
@anzai48 I love long comment anzai-san! *waffle waffle waffle*
1. sorry bby, its PG-13 lolzzz let your imagination go wild!
2. its just...not so Black...
3. lolol its not that! but i think thats a great idea for my later skit but the thing is, both are forgetting to give a name to the child lol poor anon kid!
4. geki thinks he needs more protein...
5. lol you know Black sometimes bit clumsy
6. me too...scariest scene of geki... :bleed eyes:
@kahem :lol:
@XxRoByNxX78 lol i feel sorry for you unpleasant childhood memories...haha but thanks for reading! :thumbsup
@Spicy Sapphire hahahaha at least youre not behind the wheel right? :grin: i will!
Thanks for all the comment and here it goes...my crazy drabbles...hope you like it :P
On The Phone
*Gekikara is shopping at nearby market*
Gekikara : Yes, anything else? I’ve bought all on the list…
Black : Um…wait, could you please read again the list? I’m rechecking the recipe.
Gekikara : Soy sauce, chicken cutlets…
Black : Ah…
Gekikara : Potatoes, spring onions…
Black : Uh!
Gekikara : Pickles…
Black : Oh, oh!
Gekikara : Paprika…and tomatoes. That’s all.
Black : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gekikara : Black? Black? Hello?
Black : Sorry Geki! He played with the phone and cried when I took it. Can you please repeat the list once again?
Gekikara : …
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I Fight You, You Fight Me, We Are Yankee Family…
Gekikara : *giggle* It’s been a long time since we had a fight, Black.
Black : I miss that time too. But I have something more important to take care about. *pet the kid*
Gekikara : You lose your Yankee Soul? *giggle*
Black : of course not!
Gekikara : If I challenge you to a fight, will you accept?
Black : Not in the mood *facepalm*
Gekikara : You chicken! *giggle*I’m not scared with your speed!
Black : Hey don’t call me that. Fine! I’m not scared either with your insanity!
Gekikara : Tonight? *giggle*
Black : *smirk* where?
Gekikara : *giggle* Wherever you want. Bed? Bathtub?
Black : EHH!! *blush*
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*11 PM*
Black : *reading Bible in the sofa*
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Blaaaack, tadaima! *knock*
Black : *open the door* Okaerina-EEEEHHHH???
Gekikara : *hugging* *groping* *kissing*
Black : Matteyo! Chotto matte! Ehh??? Ehh??? *in denial*
Gekikara : *giggle* I love you…hic! Black…hic! *hugging* *biting* *kissing*
Black : Lord Jesus! Holy Maria! Lend me your strength tonight! *grip rosario*
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Gakuran’s Visit
Gakuran : Yo! Long time no see!
Black : Come in! Come in!
Gakuran : Thank you *smile* where is Gek-AAAARGH WHO ARE YOU??
Gekikara : Eh? It’s me Gekikara…
Gakuran : Your face is so blue! Who did you fight with?
Gekikara : Moral of the story, don’t rape your wife when you’re drunk…
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Warm Welcoming
Gakuran : Ahh, your son is bigger than the last time I saw! Come here kid *smile*
Black : He likes to eat vegetables! *proud*
Baby : *sit in Gakuran’s lap*
Gakuran : Wow…your baby is so cuteee *pinch*holding him I feel so warm (>.<)
Gekikara : It’s because he just peed on your lap…
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Simple Question
Gakuran : Thanks for the pants. It’s okay. He’s just a kid. *smile*
Black : Yeah I’m sorry. He did that the first time he sat on Gekikara’s lap too…
Gekikara : No he didn’t. He didn’t pee. He pooped.
Gakuran : *laugh* Ne, ne, so what’s his name?
Black : *sweat-dropped* *playing the Rosario*
Gekikara : *looking another way* *bite nails*
Gakuran : Did I say something wrong…
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A Day With Geki Papa
Black : I take two shifts now. We need double income since the owner of our apartment increases the fare. So I won’t be home til 9 PM.
Gekikara : Ah…Black, I’m sorry my income doesn’t do much …
Black : Please take care of him. If he loses a leg, I’ll break you.
Gekikara : I’m a good Dad!
*2 hours later*
Gekikara : WHERE THE HELL IS THE PACIFIER?? WHERE IS THE BABY POWDER?? WHERE BLACK PUTS THE BABY FOOD??? *panic*
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Substitution
Black : Gekiiii, he pooped! Help me change his diapers.
Gekikara : Okay…
*few mins*
Black : *check* Is everything alri-WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???
Gekikara : Eh…we’re out of diapers…
Black : That doesn’t mean you can use my pads for God sake!!! (=o=)
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Get Economical
Black : It’s called being stupid. You can just tell me and I‘ll flash to the nearest store!
Gekikara : No, it’s called being thrifty! Besides I can’t see the difference between diapers and pads…
Black : I still don’t know why I am in love with you…
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Discomfort = Displeasure
Black : Stop biting nails!
Gekikara : Eh?? It’s already my habit. Is it because the kid will copy me?
Black : It’s not that…*looking another way*
Gekikara : Then?
Black : Your nails become so rough and uneven…*blush* it’s kinda…you know…I…
Gekikara : PG-13!!! I got it! I got it! *blush*
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Blunt
Gekikara : I can’t lull him…he will cry hearing me singing *gives the baby*
Black : *sigh* watch and learn…
Baby : *laugh* *touching Black’s nose*
Black : Has the time come? Eternity. You won’t see the sun of another tomorrow…
Baby : *silence* *stare at Black*
Black : The path to the moon…will appear once again…
Baby : zzzzzzz…
Black : See? *smirk*
Gekikara : Everyone knows your poems are boring…
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As usual, waiting for (esp. long) comments xD
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i love it its funny and cute :luvluv1: please update soon :kneelbow: thanx :on gay: :byebye: :onioncheer:
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On The Phone
*Gekikara is shopping at nearby market*
Gekikara : Yes, anything else? I’ve bought all on the list…
Black : Um…wait, could you please read again the list? I’m rechecking the recipe.
Gekikara : Soy sauce, chicken cutlets…
Black : Ah…
Gekikara : Potatoes, spring onions…
Black : Uh!
Gekikara : Pickles…
Black : Oh, oh!
Gekikara : Paprika…and tomatoes. That’s all.
Black : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gekikara : Black? Black? Hello?
Black : Sorry Geki! He played with the phone and cried when I took it. Can you please repeat the list once again?
Gekikara : …
This is funny XD
I Fight You, You Fight Me, We Are Yankee Family…
Gekikara : *giggle* It’s been a long time since we had a fight, Black.
Black : I miss that time too. But I have something more important to take care about. *pet the kid*
Gekikara : You lose your Yankee Soul? *giggle*
Black : of course not!
Gekikara : If I challenge you to a fight, will you accept?
Black : Not in the mood *facepalm*
Gekikara : You chicken! *giggle*I’m not scared with your speed!
Black : Hey don’t call me that. Fine! I’m not scared either with your insanity!
Gekikara : Tonight? *giggle*
Black : *smirk* where?
Gekikara : *giggle* Wherever you want. Bed? Bathtub?
Black : EHH!! *blush*
FLUFFY AND CUTE!! :wub: :wub: :wub:
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*11 PM*
Black : *reading Bible in the sofa*
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Blaaaack, tadaima! *knock*
Black : *open the door* Okaerina-EEEEHHHH???
Gekikara : *hugging* *groping* *kissing*
Black : Matteyo! Chotto matte! Ehh??? Ehh??? *in denial*
Gekikara : *giggle* I love you…hic! Black…hic! *hugging* *biting* *kissing*
Black : Lord Jesus! Holy Maria! Lend me your strength tonight! *grip rosario*
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Gakuran’s Visit
Gakuran : Yo! Long time no see!
Black : Come in! Come in!
Gakuran : Thank you *smile* where is Gek-AAAARGH WHO ARE YOU??
Gekikara : Eh? It’s me Gekikara…
Gakuran : Your face is so blue! Who did you fight with?
Gekikara : Moral of the story, don’t rape your wife when you’re drunk…
This....is... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Warm Welcoming
Gakuran : Ahh, your son is bigger than the last time I saw! Come here kid *smile*
Black : He likes to eat vegetables! *proud*
Baby : *sit in Gakuran’s lap*
Gakuran : Wow…your baby is so cuteee *pinch*holding him I feel so warm (>.<)
Gekikara : It’s because he just peed on your lap…
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Simple Question
Gakuran : Thanks for the pants. It’s okay. He’s just a kid. *smile*
Black : Yeah I’m sorry. He did that the first time he sat on Gekikara’s lap too…
Gekikara : No he didn’t. He didn’t pee. He pooped.
Gakuran : *laugh* Ne, ne, so what’s his name?
Black : *sweat-dropped* *playing the Rosario*
Gekikara : *looking another way* *bite nails*
Gakuran : Did I say something wrong…
This one is :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
A Day With Geki Papa
Black : I take two shifts now. We need double income since the owner of our apartment increases the fare. So I won’t be home til 9 PM.
Gekikara : Ah…Black, I’m sorry my income doesn’t do much …
Black : Please take care of him. If he loses a leg, I’ll break you.
Gekikara : I’m a good Dad!
*2 hours later*
Gekikara : WHERE THE HELL IS THE PACIFIER?? WHERE IS THE BABY POWDER?? WHERE BLACK PUTS THE BABY FOOD??? *panic*
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Substitution
Black : Gekiiii, he pooped! Help me change his diapers.
Gekikara : Okay…
*few mins*
Black : *check* Is everything alri-WHAT IN THE WORLD YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING???
Gekikara : Eh…we’re out of diapers…
Black : That doesn’t mean you can use my pads for God sake!!! (=o=)
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Get Economical
Black : It’s called being stupid. You can just tell me and I‘ll flash to the nearest store!
Gekikara : No, it’s called being thrifty! Besides I can’t see the difference between diapers and pads…
Black : I still don’t know why I am in love with you…
:mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon XD: :mon roll: :mon roll: :mon roll: :mon roll: :mon roll:
Discomfort = Displeasure
Black : Stop biting nails!
Gekikara : Eh?? It’s already my habit. Is it because the kid will copy me?
Black : It’s not that…*looking another way*
Gekikara : Then?
Black : Your nails become so rough and uneven…*blush* it’s kinda…you know…I…
Gekikara : PG-13!!! I got it! I got it! *blush*
:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Blunt
Gekikara : I can’t lull him…he will cry hearing me singing *gives the baby*
Black : *sigh* watch and learn…
Baby : *laugh* *touching Black’s nose*
Black : Has the time come? Eternity. You won’t see the sun of another tomorrow…
Baby : *silence* *stare at Black*
Black : The path to the moon…will appear once again…
Baby : zzzzzzz…
Black : See? *smirk*
Gekikara : Everyone knows your poems are boring…
True true.. And still, CUTE!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
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Following anzai-san's comment format.. (excuse me, anzai-san!) Here we go!
1. :doh:
2. Allow me to finish the rest of the title: :note: I Fight You, You Fight Me, We Are Yankee Family… With a Great Big Punch and Kick From Me to You... Won't You Say You Fight Me Too :note: XD
And don't ever think of using your godly speed, Black. If you use it, won't it be too... short? :twisted:
3. Moral of the story: Getting drunk makes you 'insane' too. :bleed eyes: Beware!
4, 5, 6. Hi there, Gakuran! A pleasant visit, eh? :lol: Now I'm waiting for other guests to visit and get peed on and asking the baby's name. :D
7. Next time properly watch and learn from your wife, okay Geki? (Good Dad <- long way to go)
8, 9. Can't see the difference between diapers and pads? Does Geki never wear these before (at least the pads..) ?? XD
10. Geki, how about trying manicure? That way the 'anti PG-13' will be more preferable.. I guess. :grin:
11. Time for this reader to sleep too~ hoahmm.. Black is boring indeed. Good night. ... XD
So, to put the comment in summary... "I was :lol:-ing." Write more Eru-san.. :yep:
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wow. This is soooo cute and funny. :rofl:
I just can't get enough. It's so addicting.
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plsssss...
continue!!
update soon!!!!!!!
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Hahahah! I like those 3 so funny!!!
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That's exactly the point, at least I died happily. :heart:
Poor baby, BlackGeki already doesn't name him, the evil author also wouldn't. :lol:
Why does Black love Geki? I want to know, seems like its a neat and bizarre mystery. XD
Gonna comment on em' story. I'm loving every update to be honest.
Being Papa is suffering when your on the phone and you had to list so many things for Mama and Baby cries, hahaha. Also, Geki wants a fight? What? A cat fight? Or a sexy passionate night for two parents under a warm bed or tub.......?! *coughs* Of course I get it, its the latter one :wub:
Wahahaha, Geki came home drunk? She's putting the moves on Black and Black's asking for divine protection(?), lol, why bother, I mean...let Geki have her way...~ I feel bad for Geki because she got beaten for trying to pull the moves on Black while she's drunk.
Gakuran, Gakuran, he just peed on you, hahaha, that's so so a warm welcoming, and the Baby poo'ed on Geki on the first meet? Aw, that doesn't sound nice... OMG LOL! I can't believe Gakuran even asked for the name, lol Black and Geki don't know what to say, their avoiding the topic. :lol:
Papa Geki is a bad Papa for not knowing where the Baby's needs are hidden, tsk tsk tsk, even to the point of using Mama Black's pads?! Priceless. XD I kind of remember that one time when I asked my mom whats the difference of pads and diapers, because I had the same view as Geki before, rofl. :lol:
Uwah, I kinda feel for Black, she must have been in pain whenever..um, yeah, hahaha, Geki needs to stop biting her nails now, she totally has to take care of her lovely Mama Black or else Black would refuse her in to put up the moves on her in bed. Geki you better trim your nails neatly with a nail cutter this time! :lol:
I kinda find Black's poetry a bit disturbing, especially when she says that while she's fighting...but to be blunt like that to your wifey?! Geki Geki Geki, that's one of the Don't major rule you shouldn't do. Who knows, you might find yourself sleeping outside the house, or on the couch, or on the floor...... :lol: XD
Thank you for the wonderful update! :cathappy: Sorry for the long comment?!! XD
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lol going fidhing soi jad to quickly read it it was ded funny lol wish me luck to catch some fish ahaha
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@sakura_drop_ hahhaha thanks for loving every drabbles! XD
@aruka i love long comment :heart:
2. ha...thats perfectly rhyming lols...i hope Barney wont mad :w00t: fufufufu prolly, everynight is a short one...so thats why Geki wants again and again :twisted:
7. Geki likes to motivate herself like saying 'im a good dad!' but we dont see the progress XD
10. Geki thinks more 'rough' more pleasure woot woot woot :w00t: :w00t:
keep commenting with that format hehehe i love it :love: :love:
@Sok thank you :)
@Chikane Himemiya I'll update whenever i get some crazy ideas lulz
@kahem :grin:
@Sieka bby i love your looong loong comment! write more like that! thats motivating me to write more XD
Lol so I'm the evil author now... :roll:
Ah...I would like to know that mystery too... :wub:
It's up to your imagination :grin: or maybe...a yankee bloody fight in the bed? (thats sick)
Black is a tsun! Thats why Geki never had enough for her :p
For the exact, Geki doesnt know the difference of the function between those two :nervous
Geki is insane both in normal life or in bed :oops: and Black always use her speed for um...yeah so thats why Geki keeps wanting Black more and more lolololol
it's okay! give me more like that XD XD XD
@XxRoByNxX78 :grin:
You know, i have lots fics to do (request fics such as Kojiyuu, Atsumina, Wmatsui & RenAirin also unfinished series of Nezumi x Center duh...) but these drabbles occupies the most in my head so i cant help :lol:
Revenge
Gekikara : *giggle* Why you beat me the other day? You know I’m drunk and couldn’t defend myself.
Black : When you drunk, everything about you became ten times scarier.
Gekikara : Let’s fight! *fired up*
Black : DO. NOT. WANT. *stay still* *cold face*
Gekikara : *jump* *chew*
Black : Geki!!! Ahh!!! Stop biting my ear! I’m not Maeda!! *struggle*
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Bored
Gekikara : *cutting fan* *giggle**throws*
Black : *watching*
Gekikara : *cutting newspapers* *giggle* *throws*
Black : *staring*
Gekikara : *cutting umbrella* *giggle**throws*
Black : *starting to worry*
Gekikara : *cutting*
Black : HEY! Don’t cut my underwear! (=A=)
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Gekikara Rock
*Black’s 21st birthday*
Gekikara : *closes Black’s eyes* just few more steps…don’t see…*giggle*
Black : *uneasy* Mmm…
Gekikara : *open* Ta-daa! Happy birthday, Black!
Black : *surprised* Ehh, a baby’s cart? That’s so sweet of you, Geki!! *smile*
Gekikara : You don’t have to carry him on the back anymore *giggle* I’m a good Dad! *proud*
Black : *hug* thank you *blush* You are so sweet *kiss*
Gekikara : *giggle* It’s not free… *cracking neck * I’ll rock you tonight…under the shower…*giggle*
Black : *scared* I take back my words…*shiver*
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Function
Gekikara : Yaay! To the park with whole family! *giggle* tanoshimii~~
Black : Maa, maa. It’s easier to take him outside since we have a baby’s cart now, thanks to you *smile*
Gekikara : I’m a good Dad! *giggle*
Black : Pacifier?
Gekikara : Check!
Black : Food?
Gekikara : Check!
Black : His stuffed animal?
Gekikara : Already!
Black : Geki, where the baby will sit if you put all those stuffs in the cart… (-___-)
Gekikara : Carrying them is a pain…
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Left Out
Black : *reading Bible in the sofa*
Gekikara : *snuggle* Ne…ne…*giggle* Who do you love the most in this world?
Black : *grip Rosario* Lord Jesus…
Gekikara : Ne… ne…*giggle* Who’s the next?
Black : Holy Maria…
Gekikara : Human being please! *giggle*
Black : *think* My child…
Gekikara : WHAT ABOUT ME!! (=A=)
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Remains Mystery
Gekikara : You don’t love me?? *giggle* Me…*giggle* Mad…
Black : It’s not that…
Gekikara : Me…mad *giggle**cracking neck*
Black : As if I care if you are. I’m madly in love with you and I don’t know why *pull Gekikara* *kissing*
Gekikara : (o///////o)
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Lesson
Black : Gekiii, I think he needs to pee. Can you please handle him? *from the kitchen*
Gekikara : Okay…
*few mins*
Black : *appear* Is everything alright? Where is he? *confused*
Gekikara : Toilet…*eyes on TV*
Black : Huh?? (O__o)
Gekikara : I already taught him about using the tissue and flush…
Black : Damn it Geki, he’s only freaking 2 years old!!! (=A=)
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Important Lesson
Baby : HWEEEEE!!!! HWEEEEEE!!!! HUAAAAAAAA!!!
Black : *in the kitchen* *sigh* what is happening again between him and Geki…
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Black : *appear* Gekiiii, is everything alri-Why are you watching TV instead of feeding him???
Gekikara : Let him be. He needs to know how to survive for food in this cruel world!
Black : He needs to know how to survive with a cruel parent like you…
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Very Important Lesson
Gekikara : I’m just teaching him how to be a tough yankee!
Black : For anything sake, Gekikara. He’s only 2 years old!!!
Gekikara : He needs to know how to survive in this cruel world!
*Dinner time*
Gekikara : Why am I only getting a cup noodle?????
Black : You NEED to know how to survive with a mad wife.
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Repetitive
Gekikara : *stand up*
Black : *watching*
Gekikara : *walking to the kitchen*
Black : *observing*
Gekikara : *open the fridge* *sigh*
Black : *staring*
Gekikara : *back to the living room* There’s nothing to eat…
Black : There’ll be no food magically appears even if you check the fridge every ten minutes…
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No Choice
Daycare Staff : Good morning, Miss. Can I help you? *smile*
Black : Umm, I’d like to put my child here till 5 PM…
Daycare Staff : Sure, your name, Miss?
Black : Kashiwagi Yuki…
Daycare Staff : The baby’s?
Black : Gekikara.
Gekikara : Why my name… (=A=’’)
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Karma
*afternoon time in the living room*
Black : *helping the kid coloring with crayons*
Baby : *laugh**playing with crayons*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : *touching Gekikara’s cheek with crayon**laugh*
Gekikara : *laugh* You draw on me?
Baby : *shoving crayon to Gekikara’s nose*
BuraGeki : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Opportunistic
Black : You feeling better? *worry*Your fever hasn’t come down since last night…
Gekikara : *sneeze* Ah it’s only flu…
Black : *smile* Let me know if you need anything *forehead kiss*
Gekikara : I need you…here *pout* Can I? *puppy eyes*
Black : *blush* Maa, maa. You like to be spoiled, huh? *stroking Gekikara’s hair*
Gekikara : Hehehe, I love when I’m sick. *snuggle*
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Gut Instinct
Black : where’s the baby’s biscuit again…*searching the whole kitchen*Huh? Out of stock?
*walking to the living room*
Black : Gekikara, we’re out of baby’s snacks. Let’s go to-OMG YOU ATE ALL YOUR SON’S FOOD?
Gekikara : *munching* There’s nothing to eat… *munching*
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THIS IS SOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
*calms down*
Okay, I'll try to review this AWESOMENESS.
Revenge:
hehe, my mind already processes to the episode, where Geki and Maeda were fighting in the classroom, and Geki bited Maeda's air :twisted: *gets into Gekikara's mode, and starts giggling* *gets shot by the author*
Bored:
I'd be like Black in this situation... :twothumbs But the underwear cutting was really unexpected :shocked
Gekikara Rock:
The present is really sweet. But then her last statement is just... :rofl: :rofl: And Yukirin's reaction... I already am imagining it :rofl: :rofl:
Function:
Here we see how really silly Geki is (except the hilarious diaper and pad mixing.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:) Poor baby, having parents like that... They do not give him the name, dad thinks more about herself and moms body, and mom about bible and scolding Geki
Though Black really loves her child, the thing that the child being two years old and having no name is just.. :? :?
Left Out:
Awww... The teasing... :grin:
Remains A Mistery:
*sings Super Junior - Mystery*
*cough* Anyway, seeing Black making the first move is really rare, so that was very sweet :wub: :wub:
Lesson:
Now let's imagine all kids learn so fast... Nah, won't happen. But really, Geki is sooo hilarious with her crazy ideas... Talking about crazy ideas...
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Important Lesson:
Like I said, poor child having parents like that :rofl: :rofl: A dad eating child's food, thinking he has to adapt faster... :doh:
Very Important Lesson:
Now that's what I call 'What goes around, comes around.' Or the rough translation from Lithuanian (I have no idea if there is such a saying in English) 'Don't dug a pit/grave for another because you will fall there yourself.' (or something along the lines)
Geki, as much as I love you, you really deserved it this time :twisted:
Repetitive:
I know the feeling... The difference is, I know how to make food, and I love cooking.. While Geki... :grin:
Let's just say she's being lazy.. :grin:
No Choice:
Now this one really cracked me up :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And Black is so true about this... Having one child is okay.. But hving one child and another child-like adult is...tiring.. *pats understandably Black's shoulder*
Karma:
And this one... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I think on the other hand the baby is too fast learning from his daddy, right? Gek Geki... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: (I should pity her, but....it's hilarious :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Opportunistic:
And this one is really sweet, fluffy, and cute.. Really warmed my heart :wub: :wub: :wub:
Gut Instinct:
I won't repeat myself about how I pity rhe child for having parents like this, especially a dad like this... Wait, I just repeated.. :doh:
Anyway, this really was a fun read XD
And OMG, I managed to write a really long update... :lol: :lol: (I should write this long comment for Sieka-san someday too :nervous)
I'll be waiting for your another update! ;)
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I'll write long comments as long as it makes you to update this fast! Wuaha! :lol:
Of course you're the evil author in here, who else would it be? XD
EH? I thought you know why Black loves Geki! :shocked
Erm...I'll go with the other one rather than a bloody bed fight... *shivers*
Pads and Diapers are confusing before, when you're a child, hahaha... Geki....seems like she doesn't use em'...ehhh?
Black is super tsun tsun, she needs to be a bit more dere dere. Lol, seems to me like your telling me that Black's an exotic human being that Gekikara will never find even at the end of earth. Uwah! Speed as nothing to do with...uhh...wait maybe it does....ehhh.......? :?
Revenge is sweeter.....with ear biting?! Wuaha! :cathappy:
Eh...eh?! Geki! You shouldn't cut your wifey's underwear, you should treasure them...oh wait dang, that sounds wrong. :nervous
Bad Papa Geki, you shouldn't ask for a reward after giving a present! Bad Papa Geki, poor Mama Black is scared of what will happen to her tonight, aw... And Geki! Be a good Papa and carry the Baby's stuff! You didn't buy a cart just so you can place the stuff there! :lol:
Who do you love the most huh? Hahaha, Black is ever so religious, its cruel though that she didn't say Geki's name, but its so hilarious, Black you're so cruel and evil, you only love your child?! Hahaha! Ouch! That must have hurt Geki! XD ...Black remains a tsuntsun, yet she becomes so dere dere under pressure(?) Oh well, at least Geki gets her kiss~ :cathappy:
A the lessons in life is not to teach a 2 year old child how to function like an adult or a real kid, ayah....Geki is seriously a bad Papa. Mama Black however is a mad angry and cruel wifey, hoho, time to eat cup noddles Geki!
Geki deserves to go back to the daycare....~ But lol, they need to name the baby soon!
Karma's a bitch! or so they say, hahaha, payback time!
I wish Geki would always be sick, then Black would always be spoiling her, but dang! Don't eat the Baby's snack Geki! :lol: XD
Thank you for the funny and entertaining update! :cathappy:
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Gosh I just read this from your tumblr and was whining since I can't comment because I don't have a tumblr account so thanks for posting here just for me to say that this is great. I don't mind getting diabetes/obesity/sugar rush from these and if possible please update as much as possible. Gosh Geki and Black may be hella scary separately but together + a baby, even Pikachu wouldn't hold a candle to this cuteness.
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LOLOL SHE ATE THE CHILDS FOOD. OMG WHAT
Somehow... it seems like I should take back about her being such a good parent... - A -
LLOL jk shes getting better 8D
These are so cute.... Such a cute.. awkward... family... LOL
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Reading this fic at the morning it's a good way to start the day ^^
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OMG OMG OMG SO SO SO SO MANY LOOOOOOOOOOOONG COMMENTSSS!!!! :w00t: :w00t: :w00t: :shocked :shocked
@sakura_drop_ how am i supposed to respond at your kind-heartedly long review??? omg :love: :love: i just wanna say many many thanks that you love it and i cant reply one by one...im just giving you these updates as a direct payback lulzz. but anyway pls stay commenting like that hehehe :grin: :grin: ah..for the phrase..i think there's one in english maybe its like..."dont dig your own grave"?
@Sieka more positives and long comments...more effort i'll put to write it XD and special this time...i doubled the number of drabbles...same with sakura_drop-san omg how am i suppose to respond?? all i can say is im so happy, Sieka-san! XD
@dukkong thanks for visiting my tumblr! im updating in here more often than in tumblr hehe. except when i want to post some smexy fics...fufufu
@ShibuyaDokiDoki Geki is still looong way to go! :grin:
@anzai48 you broke the record dude...longest comment!!! *this time no waffles, im bored wth waffles*
anyway you got my PM? XD heheh
btw just call me Eru hahaha...well for Oh, Shit! of course i'll update! thats actually a fic for someone who made me enters this fandom...i would be like...so guilty if im not updating, so just wait kay :love:
to be honest...its not easy making every skits like that. im a bit afraid of writing each part actually. im afraid it will be such corny jokes or such...so..yah it's not easy i think... so thats why i took the matter from everywhere. i watch majigak over and over to find something interesting to be cracked as a joke and voila..these drabbles! :D
but most of them are from my crazy dreaming lulz...
wowowow...you cant get enough of Mayuki smexyyy huh?? *nudge* btw im waaay younger than you!! lolol :rofl: :rofl:
@kahem glad knowing this made you day XD
because you guys, kind-heartedly spending your time writing such long appreciation for these drabbles...i'll give you looong and faaast update! i hope this is worthy to read :)
and sorry for Sieka-san, sakura_drop-san and Anzai-san! im in progress of reading your fics omg so many updates and im still in the middle of exams week :cry:
Weather Girl
Gekikara : Let’s go for a walk!! *pulling Black’s hand*
Black : Not in the mood…
Gekikara : We rarely go on a date…please??? *beg*
Black : *excuse* The weather is not so good…
Gekikara : Who cares about the weather! Come ooonnn…
Black : Why somehow I feel so irritated hearing that…
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Gut Instinct’s Betrayal
Black : Gekikara!!!
Gekikara : *sleepy*What again?
Black : Did you eat all the snacks I put on the table this morning?
Gekikara : *giggle* Ne…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : No…I was planning to throw them. They’re expired.
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Eco-Friendly
Gekikara : Blaaack! Blaack! We’re out of toilet tissues!
Black : Ehh! Already? I think I bought dozen rolls…
Gekikara : *shrug*
Black : Do you have some kind of…umm digest problem?
Gekikara : No. I used them for playing The Mummies with your kid yesterday…
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Insist
Gekikara : Do not want! Stop! *covering mouth*
Black : Geki, you need to have some…it’s for your sake *closer*
Gekikara : Yada! Yada! *struggling* *covering mouth*
Black : Your fever hasn’t come down for three days!
Gekikara : I hate medicine!!
Black : *sigh* I guess I have to use that…
*few mins*
Black : Don’t forget that I’m faster than you…*chaining Gekikara to the bed*
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Shaku’s Curiosity
*Two years ago*
Shaku : Who’s the father of the baby?
Black : *punch*
*A year ago*
Shaku : Who’s the father of the baby?
Black : Gekikara! *smile*
*Now*
Shaku : Who’s the father of the baby?
Black : *staring at the sky* Not sure who…
Gekikara : *scratching walls* I’m an unwanted husband…unwanted husband…unwanted…
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Ultimate Displeasure
*Gekikara’s 21st birthday*
Black : Happy birthday! *kiss*
Gekikara : *giggle* Me…happy…*giggle* Where’s my present?
Black : Ara, ara. Of course I won’t forget it. Here~~ *hand the gift*
Gekikara : Ehh…kore nande…? *giggle*
*few secs of unwrapping*
Gekikara : (O_o) Nail cutter?
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Payback
Black : Oyasumi nasai~~ *turning off the lamp* *pulling blanket*
Gekikara : Oyasumi~~
*few mins*
Black : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? Let me go! *struggle*
Gekikara : *giggle* You chained me, I chain you back *giggle* that time the pills taste like shit, so double vengeance *cracking neck* *licking lips* itadakimaaasu~~~
Black : *blush* The baby is here! *panic*
Gekikara : It’s dark and I don’t care *giggle*
Black : Geki…please have a mercy…he will hear us! *beg*
Gekikara : Don’t forget that I’m crazier than you…*giggle*
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Earning Money
Gekikara : For Black and the child’s sake, I’m gonna work harder! *fired up*
Black : Why so suddenly?
Gekikara : *clenching fists* I’m a good husband and Dad! *still fired up*
*Later*
Black : *checking* What are you doing?
Gekikara : Opening a garage sale…
Black : But why they all are my clothes!! (=A=’’)
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Melon Pan Tragedy
Black : *smile* You cute boy, here for you *give*
Baby : *laugh* *munching*
Gekikara : *appear* MELON PAAAAAAN!!!! *jump* *taking from the baby*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Black : *godly speed* *taking from Gekikara* *give to baby*
Gekikara : *realize* HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Black : Somebody please adopt Gekikara…*sigh*
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Melon Pan Tragedy II
Gekikara : *whining*Black…Black…*tug* I want Melon Pan…I want Melon Pan!!
Black : *rolling eyes* *keep reading Bible*
Gekikara : Please…I will be a good Dad! I will be a good husband! Give me Melon Pan…
Black : *leaving*
Gekikara : *giggle* *throwing books* *giggle* *turning tables and chairs* *giggle* *breaking vases* *giggle**tearing newspapers* *giggle*
Black : *peek* I can’t believe she is a human…*shiver*
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Meeting with Sadist Queen
Sado : Ojamashimasu~~ *knocking*
Gekikara : *open the door* Ha? Sado! Is that you? *giggle*
Sado : How are you, Gekikara?
Gekikara : *giggle* come in!
Black : Long time no see, Sado *smile* what brings you here?
Sado : I’m living nearby and just known you guys are here too. So I decided to drop by…
Black : You aren’t change that much!
Sado : I take that as a compliment.
Gekikara : Anyway, you don’t bring any injection needles with you right? *hospital traumatic*
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Not an Advertisement, But Well…
Sado : By the way Black, *smirk*
Black : Yes?
Sado : I didn’t know you have such a nice taste of underwear *smirk*
Black : Eh? *confused*
Sado : Really? Victoria Secret? *smirk*
Black : H-h-how do you… o//////o!!
Sado : I was just walking around and happened to drop by Gekikara’s garage sale in the park…
Black : *blush* Oh my God, Geki!!!!!
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Unsellable
*Sado is already gone*
Black : I told you don’t sell my clothes!!!
Gekikara : I was just selling your underwear…
Black : And why ONLY my underwear??
Gekikara : Because they were the most expensive things among others…
Black : You just sold my pride...
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Flirt
Gekikara : Sado didn’t buy anything by the way *pout*that auntie only asking whose this whose that…
Black : Don’t talk to me *back-facing*
Gekikara : Aww…My wife is mad…I’m so sorry…*puppy smile*
Black : *still not talking*
Gekikara : Anyway seeing you wearing those turning me on every night…
Black : *still back-facing**blushing**doki doki doki doki doki doki doki*
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Shiawase no Toki
Gekikara : Okotteru?
Black : …
Gekikara : Nee…okotteruyo…Please look at me!
*few mins or so*
Baby : *approach*
Gekikara : *sigh* Majide okotteruyo…
Baby : *hold Black’s hand* *hold Gekikara’s hand* *laugh*
Black : ….
Gekikara : ….
Baby : kaa…chan…tou…chan…***
Black : Oh My God! Did you hear that Geki…?
Gekikara : He’s so cute…
Black : He is. Oh my God, his first words…
Gekikara : …
Black : Geki? Geki? You cry?
Gekikara : I-I just have something in my eyes! *look away*
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*** Okaasan = mom, otousan = dad. in Japanese you can say Otouchan/Okaachan or touchan/kaachan. shorter, you can say haha=mom/chichi=dad :)
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ahhhh...
super beautiful fic!!!
plsssssssssssss
update soooooooooooooooooonnnn!!!!!!!! :w00t: :drool:
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YOU ARE KILLING ME!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I dunno where to start...
Sorry if this will be a bit messed up, but...
God, I really love this couple. Either Sieka-san or you or anyone else write about them (I include myself too) I just die from happiness. They are just perfect!
I mean... Here they are in a family with a child with no name... Okay, that's not so good... But his first words were too sweet.. awwww.. And Geki pretending not to cry... :wub: :wub: :wub:
But...wait...He's already two years old... And just now he speaks?.. Ah... *facepalms herself* he learned giggling first... Daddy Geki, you are such a... I can't say anything bad about you... *fails*
Okay, let's try to do it in a bit organized way..
1.
I really love Yukirin - the weather girl - she's just so amazing... And the pun here really made me snicker... black doesn't know her other self (or her future self?) so... But she feels somehow that she was insulted.. Well, I think if Geki knew what we readers know, she won't be saying like this and would be praising weather everyday :rofl: :rofl:
2.
But really... How can you not understand if the food is bad... I somehow all the time just from the smell or the first taste understand that the food is for the tossing out/recycling... Poor Geki.. But on the other hand you didn't write that she puked or something, that means she was lucky.. :lol:
3.
That cracked me up again :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Like, really... Imagine her sitting and wanting to clean herself but not being able to... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: i hope the situation was not like that and she was just mentioning where she used them... mummies... :rofl: :rofl:
4., 7.
OMG :wub: :wub: :wub: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :wub: :wub: :wub: This is awesome. The two are priceless... And poor Black.. Even though she's faster.. Sometimes it's not the best thing to have, when insane queen is around...
5.
I expected the running joke about the baby's name again (he still doesn't have it... *facepalms herself*)
But this was even better... though poor Geki... The unwanted... *hugs tightly Geki* I'll be there for you if she tosses you outside *turns to Black* don't you dare abandon this cute... *hears a giggle from Geki* okay... maybe you should...
6.
A nail cutter as a birthday present.....?... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Poor Geki again.. not only she is unwanted, but also gets a present that is...useful in a way.. but the unwanted one too... :rofl: :rofl:
8., 12., 13.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
CAN'T.COMMENT.TOO.FUNNY.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
9., 10.
I dunno how many times I already said it... Poor baby... His parents... Especially dad...
I cracked up imagining Geki throwing things.. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: and I have to agree with Yuki on this one.. But again...if someone adopts her..poor parents... Let's leave things like this... Because only Black in my opinion is capable of dealing with this CUTE KID crazy psycho..
11.
Oh Sado, why you didn't bring those needles.... I know you love teasing people... And I love when you tease people.... *turns into Gekikara mode, but then faces the real Gekikara and runs away*
14., 15.
And this scene is just lhnvsfilgtarhflsdhn TOO CUTE :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
I already mentioned in the beginning (told you this will be all messed up) that the baby's first words were really sweet... And Geki's pretending not to cry :wub: :wub:
And I loved how she flirted with her wifey... We know Black is weak to these kinds of things..
Thanks for your update, I'll be patiently waiting for another one
(And I definitely will write a long comment for Sieka-san...someday... :imdead: )
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Hahaha, thank you for the update!
Wew, you're so fast, I love it! I can't get enough of this!
Gonna reply in a much more cleanly way~
Weather Girl
Black should just give what Geki wants, they do rarely go out with just the two of them, the Baby's always keeping them from being alone so don't be like that Black, I kinda feel for Geki, sometimes.... :P
Gut Instinct’s Betrayal
E-Eh....Karma?
I wonder if Geki's gonna experience Taeyeon's famous Hurrican Diarrhea...wuahah, at least the food wasn't wasted, ain't it right Mama Black? It seems convenient that way...erm... XD
Eco-Friendly
EH!!! Geki why did you waste the tissue? Oi, that's a daily necessity! :lol:
Insist
Ahh.... Chains, BDSM, oh wait dayum, that's wrong, lol, but what happened to kind Mama Black spoiling a sick Geki? Seems like Black is scary when she's taking care of people, brrr.... I don't think I'd like to be in Geki's position if she's gonna chain me down, much less if she chains me on a cross.... :panic:
Shaku’s Curiosity
E-Eh....why does it feel like Black's mind can't make up who would be the father...and poor Papa Geki is being stripped from her father title, I think Geki needs to be more of Amakuchi huh? Geki, be a good Papa and win Black back! :lol:
Ultimate Displeasure
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DAYUM! OMG!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD XD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD XD
That freaking gift is so awesome it fits Geki so well, hahahaha, I hope Geki gets the hint about it, ahahahaha, omg, that was PRICELESS! DANG!! ITS JUST SO PRICELESS! WAY TO GO AUTHOR!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD
Payback
Ahahaha, payback! Karma's a bitch Black! Looks like Geki will be having her way for tonight, ohohohoho, let's see if Black will still come out alive in the morning, hohoho. :lol:
Earning Money
Bad Papa Geki! You shouldn't sell your wifey's clothes! You should treasure them, like...um, hide them and appreciate them like what other husbands do...oh wait dang why am I suggesting weird things? :lol: XD
Melon Pan Tragedy
Aw, Geki's a child, just give her half of the melon pan...lol, no don't make another person adopt Geki, I thought you love her Black?! :lol:
Melon Pan Tragedy II
I can't believe your a bad wifey Black! Just give Rena her needs already, better yet if you can't convince her with a melon pan, just let her have her way with you...maybe that would make her stop. :catglare: Hahahaha!! XD
Meeting with Sadist Queen
Lol, Sado comes for a visit, and Geki's scared of needles? She doesn't even feel pain! Why? Did Sado do something to her while she was still in the hospital? XD
Not an Advertisement, But Well…
Oh my gosh..............HUH?!
Oh wow, I didn't know Black has that kind of taste for........omg.... :shocked
Unsellable
Erm, Geki, you shouldn't sell your wifey's underwear, I tell you...what if some perverted guy buys it? Ugh....wait, why am I thinking negatively?! AW! Geki you better stop doing that, you're embarrassing your wifey! Poor Black, bad Papa Geki! :lol:"
Flirt
Ehem...ehem...get a room you two, just go to your room already! Geez, so much tension that needs to be relieved, please, just go get a room already! :lol: And stop being angry Black! XD
Shiawase no Toki
Aw, the first words of the Baby, this really is happiness, and Geki's crying! Oh you won't fool anyone Geki! Mama Black also knows it! Just make up you two! Kiss, hug and make up and be happy! :)
Thank you for another wonderful update! :cathappy:
Take your time in reading our updates, there's no need to rush. ;)
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hahahaha geki is the weridest yet sweetets dad there is to bad she denies it lol
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Oh hisd first words were so cute~
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@Chikane Himemiya i will! :lol:
@sakura_drop_ Such a looong reply!!!
LOOL yess the baby usually only laughs, cries, saying Ah Oh Uh and such lolzz. :cathappy:
and yes sakura-san! you NEED to give such comment to Sieka-san someday! you should :thumbsup
@Sieka you too! looong reply :cathappy: :cathappy: :cathappy:
lol sieka-san i knew you somehow have hidden ability to give me crazy ideas abot that..umm BDSM? chain? keeping underwear? hehehhehe. about needle...she got trauma for entering hospital lolol well Miso is already arrested...
thank you for your kind-hearted-long-so long-but i love it reply ^^
@XxRoByNxX78 they are wonderful parents!
@kahem but it's too late lols...
So here is today's update :) i try to update everyday :grin:
Rappappa Four Queens Reunion
Shibuya : I have a stable job as computer manager!
Torigoya : I’m a pro at erotic massage parlor!
Gekikara : *giggle* I have a wonderful family!
Black : I’m raising two kids…
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Blame
Torigoya : How is your child?
Black : He said his first words last week!
Torigoya : Eh, maji de? Isn’t that um…bit late? He’s 2 years old at all…
Gekikara : *giggle* I don’t know why is that…
Black : He’s too much hanging around Geki…
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Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Black : *sigh* Why you always eat your child’s biscuits?
Gekikara : I’m still hungry and you don’t allow me to buy snacks except Melon Pan…
Black : Then why didn’t you eat as much as you want at dinner time?
Gekikara : Because your cooking is terrible.
*that night Black locked herself under the shower, crying*
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Working Out
*Sunday*
Black : *running on treadmill*
Gekikara : *watching* I love seeing you sweating…
Black : *keep running* I don’t know what you’re talking about. You better take him outside for a walk than sit for nothing…
Gekikara : Do not want. I’d rather watching you panting and sweating here *giggle*
Black : *stop* You need to introduce him to sports sometimes. That’s what a GOOD dad does *walking to the bathroom*
Gekikara : I’m a good Dad!
*an hour later*
Black : Ahh, tsukareta~~ *toweling hair* *walking to the living room*
Baby : HWEEEE!!!!
Gekikara : Come on! Do it! I want you to be a tough yankee! *glare*
Black : When I said about introducing sports, doesn’t mean you have to force him lifting weights!!!
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Wake Up Call
*early morning in bed*
Gekikara : Black…*nudging Black’s cheek*wake up…
Black : Mmm…zzzz….
Gekikara : *pull the blanket* Wake uuuuup!!!
Black : *pull back the blanket* Hmmm? Zzzz….
Gekikara : *sit on Black’s stomach* WAKE UP!!!
Black : Hnnnggg!!! Zzzz….
Gekikara : Okay, let’s use that *giggle*
*few mins*
Black : *squirm* Hmmmh…? Tsumetai! Tsumetai! Tsumetai! *shocked* *wake up*
Gekikara : *giggle* finally, you up.
Black : Why are you putting ice on my stomach!!!
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Next Target
Black : Ughh…*yawn* What is it?
Gekikara : Your promise…our date today *giggle*
Black : *exhale* It’s still 6 AM oh my God…*back to sleep*
Gekikara : *stand up* Next…the baby *giggle*where are you~~~ dad is coming to you~~~
Black : *realize* Stop! Stop! You are definitely NOT gonna put an ice on him too!!!
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Black’s Biggest Fear
*BuraGeki are picking up the child at a daycare*
Gekikara : *registering*
Black : *watching kids from the waiting room*
Baby : *playing Lego*
Black : *watching*
Baby : *throwing a Lego to another baby*
Black : *sigh* What a boy…
Baby : *shoving Lego to another baby’s nose*
Black : He’s definitely Gekikara’s son…
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Hidden Purpose
Gekikara : Black…*giggle* I want you tonight…*giggle**snuggle*
Black : If the abyss ever follows me…then part ways from me…into the grave…
Gekikara : The baby is already asleep…you don’t need to! *giggle*
Black : Where no light reaches you…
Gekikara : Black?
Black : Fear and pain has flown away to the skies…
Gekikara : ….
Black : I found you…once again…Who did you find? Eternity.
Gekikara : zzzz….
Black : Yes, she’s asleep!!!!!
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Yankee Soul
Black : *beating weak Yankees on the street*
Gekikara : *watching* You haven’t lose your Yankee Soul huh…*giggle*
Black : The good and the bad are the same…they both make terrible sounds when groaning… *kick*
Gekikara : But you make sexy sounds when groaning in bed…
Black : o////////o!!
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Author's note:
-Tsukareta = So tired...
-Tsumetai = cold
Good news guys. Someone on Tumblr ask my permission to make a doujinshi based on these drabbles XD XD omg im so happy. cant wait for the comic~~~ (i'll tell you when it's done)
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When the person will finish the doujinshi please post it too ^^
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Rappappa Four Queens Reunion
This is soooo true, two kids in the family... Poor Black :rofl:
Blame
And well, she's right. it's totally Geki's influence.. *facepalms herself*
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
.....Geki....aren't you...a bit....too forward?.... *after hearing a giggle sighs and goes by the shower door, comforting Black with any good words that can be found*
Working Out
OH MY GOD... Poor baby...
Wake Up Call
I loved the way she woke her up :wub: :wub: :wub:
Next Target
But this early...? I woke up at 12:30 pm and I'm still sleepy.... *hides herself while mumbling that she stayed reading fics until 3am* I hope she didn't have to wake the baby this early.. Though babies usually are up at the time.. Not all, but my all cousins do (even I did)
Black’s Biggest Fear
... That's what we all predicted, but still...
Okay, I'll be biased a bit here, but for me it's better he'll be like Geki that like Black.. Because those prayings are totally boring.. See one below.. :rofl: :rofl:
Hidden Purpose
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
See what I mean? At least with Geki by your side you won't fall asleep out of boredom
But still :rofl: :rofl:
Yankee Soul
AWWW... :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Author's note:
Good news guys. Someone on Tumblr ask my permission to make a doujinshi based on these drabbles XD XD omg im so happy. cant wait for the comic~~~ (i'll tell you when it's done)
Please please DO TELL!!!! i so want to read it!!!
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Your Fanfic Sure are Funny that make my Stomach Hurts :hiakhiakhiak:
I LIke IT :on GJ:
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I'm sorry if my ideas are crazy, it was heavily influenced by manga, anime and a couple of doujinshis, novels and some games...ohohoho. :lol: Can't be helped if Geki's scared of em' hospitals, she should be afraid though of seeing those big bone cutting tools and those freaking syringes and scalpel! XD
Rappappa Four Queens Reunion
Hahaha, Black has the most tiring job ever of all four queens, I pity her for taking care of Geki and her son who's starting to turn into a mini Gekikara. I think Shibuya and Torigoya have it easier than Black herself, what with Geki being such a pain sometimes and being so so much of a tiger in bed it seems....Black fears her whenever Geki's suggesting such things, ahahaha. XD
Blame
Hahaha, that's really a bad news though if Baby-san is becoming like Geki, tsk tsk tsk, you need to influence your baby Black! But not your poetry please.... I'm serious. :nervous
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
....Uwah, that was very blunt of Geki. Telling your wifey that her cooking sucks is kinda....hurtful, omg, especially if she's putting so much effort in it, at least Geki didn't......badmouth it, but oh my gosh, poor Black, I feel for her, I think Geki deserves a whole weeks punishment of no melon pan and a good long silent treatment from Black. XD
Working Out
.....I wonder if Geki knows the definition of being a good dad...oh my, she's turning for the worst! Hahaha, Black chain her up again! Like on a cross this time and then place her in the graveyard or something or like torture her with your poetry, wait that doesn't seem like torture because she's lulling them to sleep, oh dang...
Oh oh oh! Derive Geki from her needs, you know the specific needs in bed, I think you get what I mean, lol. Dang, Geki needs to learn how to be a good Papa or like, someone needs to teach her how to be one, she's nearing to getting the worst Papa trophy if this goes on... I just can't believe she's making the baby lift weights, that's like so so impossible.... :lol:
Wake Up Call
I was expecting Geki to use something, like ropes, or handcuffs or like a dog collar...herk, dang, I can't believe she just used ice cubes, what the heck.... I got fooled!!! XD
Next Target
Eiiii....Geki, bad Papa, don't place ice cubes on your child's tummy, he might get a cold! Bad Papa Geki! :(
Black’s Biggest Fear
I feel for Black, looks like her son is becoming like Geki, I hope he doesn't turn as insane as Geki, that's like.......oh my gosh, double trouble? Black! You better influence your child! :lol:
Hidden Purpose
Hahaha! I can't believe Black used her poetry for that purpose! That was a pure genius plan! XD
I still can't understand why Black's avoiding Geki's advances to...yeah, you know that, is Geki that rough or what? :?
Yankee Soul
...I think my face is so flushed right now. :shy1: Omg, major oh my gosh.
That actually......huh...oh wow, dang........you're so so giving me some ideas here, I think your the one giving me the ideas and instead of me giving you one. Hahaha, omg....erm....sexy groaning eh Black? First it was Victoria's Secret lingerie, now its....the sounds of passion, ehem....nice one, didn't know you had it in you Black....looks like Rena likes what she hears...maybe I understand why Geki wants Black in bed, because of that...ohohoho....
Excuse me, my minds going haywire right now...erm...hahaha... I'm so bad...hahaha...omg.... :err:
Someone's gonna draw your drabbles into a comic? That's great! I'll look forward to it. :)
BTW, thank you for the update! :cathappy:
Oh oh, I noticed your new avatar, BlackGeki! So cute, its so pretty, where did you found that? I think I haven't seen that in pixiv...or my memory just fails me.... :lol:
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lol they are amazing i wish a had sisters like that or knew someone like that
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@kahem he/she said it will be soon!
@sakura_drop_ thanks for you appreciation as always :love: :love: :love: ahh about "The Next Target" whether the baby is awake or sleep, Geki still gonna put ice on his tummy, bad Papa Geki! :angry:
@xxx220 need some aspirin? :grin: :grin:
@Sieka Otaku detected! hehehe its okay :peace:
about Wake Up Call, yes i intend to fool you guys hohoho...i like playing mind-games *get shot*
Hidden Purpose: Yes...Geki is that rough...for Black... :oops: :oops: just what you said, she likes what she hears hohohoho
Whoa is that so? :shocked: and I am so so so so eagerly waiting a smexy passionate BuraGeki from Sieka-san 8)
ahh my avatar? it's from Tumblr :lol: still forget the credits...
@XxRoByNxX78 lol 20% of this drabbles based on true story...
Enjoy today's update! :cathappy:
Falling Down
*dinner time*
Black : Today’s dinner is chicken soup~~ *put bowls*
Gekikara : Itadakimasu~~
*few mins*
Gekikara : *stop eating* *staring at her bowl*
Black : Something wrong? *worry* Does it still taste horrible?
Gekikara : No. There’s your hair floating in it…
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Sado’s Complain
*Sado meets BuraGeki’s garage sale in a neighborhood park*
Sado : Hey you two.
Gekikara : Searching for something Sado? *giggle*
Black : *blush* *still remembering the underwear case*
Sado : I’m talking to Black.
Black : Yes?
Sado : Geki has recently come to my place and eat all the stock of melon pans. Care to explain why?
Black : *turn to Gekikara* Eh?? You did that, Geki? I didn’t even know, Sado!
Gekikara : *mumble* my waifu doesn’t let me buy melon pans for a week…
Sado : So that’s it…
Black : Well…we have a kid. And it may be not good if he finds not-so-healthy food stocks on our kitchen. So I suggested-
Gekikara : Forced
Black : Whatever. To eat only healthy food…
Sado : You are such a cold “waifu” *leaving*
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Collection
*BuraGeki bump into Sanshou Sisters in an alley*
Manamana : Look…what we’ve got *smile*
Black : You lolis, stand back if you want to see tomorrow’s sun. Get off the way.
Myao : We-we’re not gonna fight you!
Rabutan : *show the camera* We want to take a pic of your baby!
Gekikara : DSLR? Improvement huh…
(Sanshou Sisters usually use Polaroid)
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Too Close
Myao : Ichi…ni…san…cheese! *click*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Rabutan : Eeeh!! Why?? *panic*
Manamana : We-we-we were not hurting him Black-san! Gekikara-san! *scared*
Black : But your flashlight was almost blinding him…
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Special For Daddy
*Black is shopping at nearby convenience store*
Black : *checking list* Okay it’s all done *smile**walking to the cashier**queuing*
Black : *stop* *thinking*
Black : I think I wanna buy lots of Melon Pan today… *walk out the queue*
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Homeless
Black : What?? Your house burned down?
Shaku : *sob* I don’t know where else to go…
Gekikara : We’ll let you stay for days if we aren’t having a baby. So-
Shaku : Yoroshiku onegaishimasu *dragging suitcases in*
BuraGeki : WHO SAYS YOU CAN STAY?????
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Dilemma
*1 AM*
Black : Geki…please stop flipping your body. I can’t sleep hearing the noise! *grunt*
Gekikara : *grab Black’s cheeks* I want you…so badly now. *uneasy*
Black : *blush* *whisper* You know we can’t do it here! There’s the baby!
Gekikara : *whisper* Exactly! And Shaku invades our couch in the living room! *uneasy*
Black : *whisper* Just hold it, can’t you?
Gekikara : *whisper* I can’t take this anymore. *stand up**dragging Black*
Black : *whisper* Ehhh?? Where are we going?
Gekikara : Bathtub…
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Sharp
Black : *enter the kitchen* Good morning *yawn*
Gekikara : *giggle* Finally you up. Here, Shaku made toast *offer*
Black : That’s so kind of you, Shaku. Thanks. *receive*
Shaku : No. It’s my thanks for you both lending your place *nod*
BuraGeki : We were never said yes from the start…
Shaku : Anyway Black I’m surprised you are still able to walk regarding to the noises you made last night…
BuraGeki : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hear My Praying
Shaku : Seems like my aunt can lend me her place
BuraGeki : Yes please…please…
Shaku : *dragging out suitcases* Thanks to you guys for these three days! *bows*
BuraGeki : Happy to help! *bows*
Shaku : *smile* *leave*
Gekikara : Now I believe God exists…
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Double Trouble
Black : *wash Baby’s back* *humming tone*
Baby : *play with rubber ducky*
Black : *turn off the water tap* Ehh? It’s not working? *worry* *still trying*
*few mins && Baby’s already outside && Black still fighting with the water tap*
Black : *starting to panic*Shoot! It’s broken Oh my God! Oh no! The water is flooding! Help! Gekikara! Help me!!!
Gekikara : Yes sweetheart!!! *enter the room triumphantly*
Black : You just made it worse by breaking our bathroom door…it was unlocked…
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I count them all...total is 90 drabbles!! Wow :lol: Anyway, if you feel familiar from some lines or storylines, i took them from majigak both season 1 and 2 for example in "Yankee Soul" when Black said something about groaning, she said that when kicking Daruma lulz.
Also mostly they came from my crazy ideas and personal experiences hohohoho :grin: :grin:
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I'm sleepy.. Here is 08:12..
But your drabbles always make me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I wasn't expecting floating hair in the soup... Oh black, you really should tie your hair properly when making food... Trying to look good in front of your husband won't do any good if the food is not in a perfect condition XD XD
And I'm glad she at last bought melon pans, as when Sado came and made that remark it was really hilarious :rofl: :rofl:
God I feel sleepy.. Can't concentrate on commenting... Sorry for this blabbering of mine..
Anyway, poor baby got flashed... Sanshou sisters, do not dare to blind the baby!
And of course
Shaku is Shaku.. God, I expected her to hear everything, as we know Geki is rough, so Black probably moaned like crazy... No wonder why Shaku heard everything :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
And now Geki has more chores for her. Not only to take care of the baby, but also fix the door she broke... :nervous :nervous :nervous and I guess the water tap, because she's the 'man', right? :lol: :lol:
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Hahahahah! Shaku's part is my favorite! Hahaha! Gekikara and her lust!
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Hahah...Like I say...You Make my Stomach Hurts Again....
BUt please Update More...Of The Funny Part :kneelbow:
I Wish you Good Luck... :on asmo:
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I'm a proud anime otaku.
Hahaha, you fooled me completely, dang....come on don't play with this childish person's head, my thoughts are going haywire sometimes. :lol:
Black must be like a melon pan to Geki, a delicious sugary treat to munch on, wahahaha, why am I even comparing Black to a food anyways? Though I kinda...hoho...can imagine Geki's expression when she hears Black's moans....hohoho.... I must be insane right now hahahaha... XD
O-oi...I'm not good with passionate smexy scenes....you're the only one who's good at it. Ahahaha...and I just said I got an idea, can't say I'll do it...~ :P
Tumblr? Aw.... I wanna have the picture, I'll try to find it, its a good addition to my BlackGeki picture folder...hehehe... :lol:
Falling Down
Black should really tie her hair properly, I feel bad for Geki, I also sometimes have hair on my food sometimes when I go get at fast food chains, and I...well, I ask for a new plate, since my mom tells me to do so.... :lol:
Sado’s Complain
Hahaha, Sado's complaining now about Geki, Black really needs to loosen up a bit and spoil Geki as well.... XD
Collection
DLSR? Wew, where the heck did those sisters get the money to buy one? Did they steal them, make cash or like beat up some people for money...? :huhuh
Too Close
Ohohoo, seems to me that Black is pissed off, Myao, you better run for your life, you to Rabutan. Black's gonna hunt your butts and kick you until your beaten to pulp....
Special For Daddy
Black...I knew you love Geki....hahahaha.... :lol: Now if you only let Geki have her way with you, then I'll really die happily right now......hahahaha, I'm afraid I'd die for the second time, I'm undead aren't I? Hahahaha..... :lol: XD
Homeless
Oh dang, Shaku! Why did you have to intrude, this is bad for Black and Geki! Omg, bad bad bad bad bad bad bad... :lol:
Dilemma
OMG, hahahaha, can't keep it? Eh, Geki you are so so so.....hahaha, omg, Black, omg, looks like you can't escape...hahaha, Shaku, dang, why did you have to intrude? They would have......oh well there's the bathroom, but won't the sounds be louder because of the echoing? Hahahah, bad idea Geki, bad idea, but I'm alright with it......~ :heart:
Sharp
UWAH! HAHAHAHA, omg Shaku you are so awesome, you are so sharp, omg, what did Shaku say? Omg, I didn't know Geki was.......that rough......hohoho, I'm wondering why Black can still walk...what a mystery.........is that a new ability of Black? Instant recovery? Lol, I don't really care about that little detail though, at least Geki got what she wanted and it was fulfilled, hohoho......bathtub......I'm thinking of a steamy scene in the bathroom, you are so bad, giving me some good ideas, maybe next time you should fulfill the BDSM idea I said, I'd probably be lying on the floor with a pool of blood around me if that ever happens. :lol:
Hear My Praying
YES! Hohoho, Shaku finally leaves, Black and Geki seems to be relieved and lol, Geki only believes in God after that? You're such a bad Papa Geki. XD
Double Trouble
Aw.... Black, you need a plumber, you don't need Geki, her strength is monstrous, I don't think she can help, after what she did with the door and all.....erm, just get a plumber Black. :lol:"
I'm happy to see an update from you btw, you really cheer up my bad cloudy day, I was having a really bad day today to be honest, I kinda lost my phone and all, but thank you for this! It cheers me up! :cathappy:
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haha really based on true events lol which bits an this is so funny i was in school proper bored in art like ahhh i checked the web on my phone when i seen tht u updated it gave me the will to live i was like YAY an my teacher was like wtf weird kid coz i went proper hyper lol
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gonna reply ALL the comments + new drabbles later.and now this for Sieka-san and for everyone ^^
Doujinshi credits goes to: http://empresskingdom.tumblr.com/ (http://empresskingdom.tumblr.com/)
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You have no idea how your update brighten up my day :wub: I love all these drabbles so much I can't pick out which want I like the most. I don't even know if I like the ones that make me go awwww more more the one that crack me up more but I know for sure all of them are damn good ^^ And thanks for sharing the doujinshi and the fanart. Keep up the amazing work ^^
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@sakura_drop_ lol it seems you are always sleepy huh? :grin: dont stay up too late reading fics lol you'll get sick :grin: thanks for typing comments when youre half awake :P :P :P
@kahem lol thats my fave part too ehem
@Sieka and I can imagine youre expression when imagining Geki's expression hohohoho....
Ahhh what a waste...your idea is too good to be not written lololol :thumbsup :thumbsup
btw i already upload the pic in my previous post :)
that Falling Down is based on true story in a day i wrote it lulz...
Collection: umm..most like the latter :P
Dilemma: it's Black's job to keep watching her noise level :rofl:
Sharp: you know she has fast speed. she can heal very fast too hahaha...make sense right? whoa no no no...i keep it PG-13 :P
Happy i can cheer you up! ah and feel sorry for the phone case :(
@XxRoByNxX78 umm...not the smexy bits for sure lols xD
@dukkong ahh thank you for saying that im so happy i can cheer you up :wub: thanks to him/her who drawing it too! wish me luck to keep having crazy ideas hehehe...
Here's today's update...
Hansel and Gretel
Black : Oh God…it must be Gekikara who did this…*looking at biscuit crumbs scattered all over floor*
Black : *turn on the vacuum cleaner* *start cleaning*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *appear* Don’t clean that!
Black : Huhh??
Gekikara : I’m the witch! He needs to find me with those crumbs.
Black : Please play something normal *sigh*
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Problem Solving
Black : *exhale* The bathroom needs to be fixed…
Gekikara : I can do it!
Black : But calling a plumbing service is no cheap…
Gekikara : Let me do it!
Black : Doushiyo…*think*
Gekikara : Blaaack!!!!
Black : SHUT UP!!
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Way Out
Gekikara : You’re such a cold wife!
Black : *rolling eyes* I was thinking!
Gekikara : I’m trying to help!
Black : You’re no helping at all…
Gekikara : But the water tap is not flooding anymore!
Black : By using tapes? Please, Gekikara…
Gekikara : At least appreciate me!
Black : *not listening* *on the phone* Hello? Plumbing Service?
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Climax
Black : *on the phone* Yes…no, it just water tap…mhm…
Gekikara : *staring*
Black : *on the phone* Yes…apartment xxxx room xxx…
Gekikara : *uneasy*
Black : *on the phone* Thank you so much. Yoroshiku onegaishima-AAAHH MY THIGH!!! GEKI STOP!!
Gekikara : *chew*
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Weak Point
Gekikara : At least appreciate me! *lips trembling**teary eyes*
Black : *rubbing thigh* It hurts!
Gekikara : *teary eyes**lips trembling*
Black : Ugh…*trying to look away* don’t cry Geki…don’t cry…
Gekikara : *sob sob sob sob sob*
Black : Ahh this won’t do! *pulling Gekikara* *kissing*
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Check Yourself Before Wreck Yourself
Plumbing Staff : Okay it’s all done. All goes xxxx yen.
Black : Shit, this month’s outcome *give* Thank you so much *bow*
Plumbing Staff : Umm, Miss? Are you sure refusing our offer to fix your bathroom door? It doesn’t charge that much. *smile*
Black : Erm…no, thank you *smile* This month outcome…
Plumbing Staff : But tapes wouldn’t simply handle them, I should say *scratch head*
Black : *blush* W-well…
Gekikara : Look who’s the one talking… *sneer*
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Unemployed
*Black is working behind the cash register, as usual*
Black : Irasshaimase! *surprised* Eh? What are you doing here?
Gekikara : Visiting a wife! *giggle*
Black : *blush* Ne…ne…I’m working now. Aren’t you working too?
Gekikara : I got fired. *giggle*
Black : Ehh? Since when???
Gekikara : Ten minutes ago.
Black : Wait, why are you bleeding? *touch*
Gekikara : I didn’t know my old enemy is the owner’s daughter…
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Sellable
Gekikara : *carrying sack*
Black : *appear* what is that?
Gekikara : New stuffs to sell in our garage sale! Ja, Ittekimasu~~ *open the door*
Black : *hold Gekikara’s shoulder*Chotto, let me check that first *worry*
Gekikara : Relax, I’m not selling your underwear nor other stuff *smile*
Black : But why are here ALL his toys!!!! (=A=)
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Sacred Toy
*the next day*
Gekikara : Ja, Ittekimasu~~ *carrying sack*
Black : Let me check that first *worry*
Gekikara : *sigh* No your stuffs, no his stuffs…
Black : Gekikara…you are so in trouble…
Gekikara : Huh?
Black : Where did you get this????
Gekikara : Ah, that. I stole that from Sado’s place…
(The toy Sado usually plays in Majigak)
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Returning The Sacred
*in front of Sado’s place*
Black : Ojamashimasu *knock*
Gekikara : Ah! I’m so in trouble now…doushiyo Black…*cling*
Black : I don’t mind her giving you some lessons *knock*
Torigoya : Okaeri~~eh Black? Gekikara?
Gekikara : You guys married?
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Sadist Queen’s New Life
Torigoya : Sado has night shift. Relax, I won’t tell her about Gekikara stealing it *laugh*
Black : You lucky this time.
Gekikara : So, since when you’re together?
Torigoya : Since she visited my massage parlor…
Black : Why somehow I feel Yuko-san cries in heaven right now…
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Wife’s Fault
Torigoya : I feel sorry for you, Gekikara.
Gekikara : Yeah, I kinda need new job right now. Garage sale doesn’t help that much.
Black : It’s because there’s not many to be sold…
Gekikara : It’s because you’re too picky…
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Job Vacancy
Torigoya : Black had refused my offer long time ago*** Now do you want to work with me at erotic massage parlor? They pay quite well.
Black : Such a big joke Gekikara works in that kind of place…
Gekikara : No thanks. I’m only good at erotic massaging Black.
Black : o//////o!!!!
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Author's note:
*** referring in Majigak 2 episode (i forget) :nervous
HUAAAAAH finalllyyyy today is the last day of practical exams!! so i can get back reading anzai-san's, sieka-san's, sakura_drop-san's and other amazing fics here! yay :cow:
now reading Human VS Vampire first...hehehehe :grin:
(but actually i still have final exams, Japanese N4 exams, and university exams... :( :()
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Well... I know sleeping is important, but if I stumble upon something like your or Sieka-san's or other amazing stories, I just can't stop reading. And if my mind starts processing a story at 2am, I just can't stop writing. Can I?..
Hansel and Gretel
Oh god, I so love this game :lol: :lol: :lol: I actually used to play it with my friends in my grandma's village... Ah, fun youth days... :lol: XD XD XD
Problem Solving
Wow... Black is really cold... Can she be at least a bit understanding..? :thumbdown:
Way Out
Oh, she's calling the services, ignoring her husband... Somehow I sense trouble coming...
Climax
Yes, I'm right!!! And :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I wonder what the one on the other side of the phone is thinking :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Weak Point
AWWWWW :wub: :wub: :wub: So now Gekikara just has to cry everytime Black is mad :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Or not listening or not caring :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Check Yourself Before Wreck Yourself
:grin: :grin: :grin: So she started appreciating it... Glad to hear that... :grin: :grin:
Unemployed
I just wonder... Nah, I'm actually pretty sure the owner's daughter got beaten badly :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sellable
God... What a father you are, Geki... Grow up already and understand, that a child needs love and understanding and care and food and...toys... god, what a needy child :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Sacred Toy
Oh... Not a right person to steal from...
Returning The Sacred
The question is just :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: But on the other hand, I would have asked something similar... :grin: :grin:
Sadist Queen’s New Life
Yuko-sama!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: Don't cry!!! :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: I'll come and hug you...wait...she's in heaven.... Well, I can always give my support and strength to the real one :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Anyway, those two are dating, huh...
Wife’s Fault
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Job Vacancy
This one is the only truth.. I mean who else you can give a better massage if not for your wife/husband? I mean, the eprson you love is always the one you are ready to make love too :rofl: :rofl: And in this case, to do a massage, an erotic, to add up :grin: :grin:
I'm glad you are reading my stories... Because nowadays I see not that much comments, so I feel like I'm writing the stuff that's not interesting...
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Poor Geki ....Already Get Fired.... :err:
Good Luck With EveryThings :on GJ:
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Hahaha, did you have to imagine my expression too? Geez.... :lol:
In time, I'll write that idea, in time~ Right now I'll just...hmm.....try to do study how to make scenes like that. XD
Oh really? That must have been really bad huh, getting food with hair floating in it... :(
Hahahaha, the power of a Yankee! Its a big advantage when your strong. :lol:
I don't really see why Black's responsible for that...I mean, she's not at fault that.......well, yeah, and Geki's the one doing it... Wah, its like your telling me Black should have gagged herself with a clothe or something to keep herself from making too much loud noises..... :nervous
Does makes sense that she heals fast...kinda, hoho, I was joking when I said that, lol.
That phone case was just depressing, hahaha, I feel for many people who loses their phones, oh yeah, thank you for the sympathy. Kinda feel better. :cathappy:
Hansel and Gretel
Ei! Geki is wasting food! Whats with the crumbs, lol, what did Geki even suggested the baby to play? I can't understand why there needs to be crumbs in order for the baby to find her, I feel for Black.
Problem Solving
Geki got ignored. So HARD. Hahaha, why so cold Black?
Way Out
Again, why so cold Black? XD
Hahaha, looks like when Geki tries to be a good Papa, her efforts aren't appreciated, Geki really needs to turn into a good Papa, or else Black will just......hahaha, replace her? Oh oh oh... Somehow I feel sad about that idea, but that does seems tempting no? Replacing Geki would make Black's life a bit more, better? Maybe....
Climax
Erm... Rabies attack.
Looks like Geki's desperate in making Black praise her and appreciate her, but it doesn't seem to be working? But why resort to biting? Hahaha, that would leave a mark you know.... :lol:
Weak Point
Lol, a woman's tears can bring anyone down, lol, even their fellow females? Hahahaha, really, a woman's weapon is her tears, lol, Black's heart softened, hahaha...looks like Geki will calm down after receiving a few kisses from Black, tsk...so sly. :lol:
Check Yourself Before Wreck Yourself
Tsk, Black...are you the one who placed that tape?
Lol, seems like Geki's laughing at you, makes sense because you were such a bad and cold wifey, but I understand you completely, Geki's like a problem child that's running around to make things better and worse at the same time. XD
Unemployed
Looks like Geki doesn't have a job now. Tsk, why am I not surprised? :lol:
Sellable
Lol, first Black's underwear, now the baby's toys? Really Geki....just...hahaha...dang, find a new job will you? XD
Sacred Toy
And Geki just has to steal Sado's toy, lol, poor Sado.
Returning The Sacred
Hahaha, Black's so cold, I wonder why Geki fears Sado's punishment, lol, but what kind of question was that Geki? Lol, did you just have to ask Torigoya whether they're married? Hahaha, doesn't mean that when you're living with someone, you're already married to them! :lol:
Sadist Queen’s New Life
Or.....maybe not. They look like their married?
I feel bad for Yuko...hahaha, I really can imagine Yuko crying in heaven for the lost of her love....hahaha, but I think she's also smiling because her love is smiling, even though she's with someone else? Ouch? :lol:
Wife’s Fault
Not Black's fault, its your fault Geki for picking stuff that are still in use. XD
Job Vacancy
Black got an offer in an ero massage parlor? Erm, why can't I imagine her working, must be because she'd beat all the guys that would approach her in a matter of seconds...hahaha...that's a bloody mess. Geki working there is also insane, but lol, did she just have to tell Torigoya about that little detail? It feels like she's disclosing her sexual relationship to Torigoya, hohoho, but their close friends anyway, still I feel for Black, at least Geki didn't say that she's only good with making Black scream like there's no tomorrow with her lovely massage.... :lol:
Japanese N4 studies? Like, um language studies or what?
Hahaha, I'm kinda interested in studying Japanese language...wonder if its hard... Good luck to you for the last day of your exams! :) Hope you do well! :cathappy:
Thank you for the update! :cathappy:
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hahaha yuko crying in heaven lol she should just go and haunt them
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Thx for posting the doujinshi and thanks to the person who did it. I'll read it when I'll be home ^^
OMG Sado and Torigoya are together!
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Gonna reply all the comments soon! I'm in a rush :sweatdrop:
Insane Queen’s New Life
*Gekikara is home alone && Black is working && Baby is at the daycare*
Gekikara : Ugh…I’m so bored…*roll on the bed* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
*later*
Gekikara : Ugh…I’m so hungry…*roll on the couch* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
*later*
Gekikara : Ugh…I’m so sleepy…*roll on the floor* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
*later*
Gekikara : *roll* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black : *already at home* IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN DO???
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Suggestion
Black : Why don’t you hurry find a new job?
Gekikara : I don’t know what else I’ m good at except fighting…
Black : Aha! Try entering a tournament like Choukoku?
Gekikara : Choukoku is a martial artist. And me…just like fighting. *giggle*
Black : You don’t like fighting. You just like violence.
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Negative Thinking
*BuraGeki are watching World News on TV*
TV : Report from Uganda…children trafficking are…
*few mins*
TV : Report from USA…human trafficking are…
Gekikara : You know I kinda get a great idea-
Black : No, no. Don’t you dare thinking about selling our kid!
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Profitable Chance
Gekikara : I am not THAT stupid thinking about such thing (=.=’’)
Black : You are crazy and unpredictable you know…
Gekikara : Don’t praise me, I’ll blush…
Black : I wasn’t praising you *rolling eyes*
Gekikara : I have an idea about kidnapping Yabakune freshmen and selling them…
Black : Now THAT is stupid…
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Consultation
*BuraGeki are going to Sado’s place && Sado isn’t home as always*
Gekikara : My wife doesn’t allow me…
Black : Because it’s stupid.
Torigoya : Geki, I told you not to tell Black!
Black : Eh!! It was Torigoya’s idea???
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Market Price
Gekikara : Torigoya said it’s difficult to get 50000 yen a week with me unwaged. At least I have to kidnap one kid to get that much…
Torigoya : *nod* You might get double depending on the market…
Black : STOP!! THAT’S SOMETHING I DON’T NEED TO KNOW!
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Really Hopeless
Gekikara : So, Black. What do you think I should do?
Black : Umm *think*
*few mins*
Black : Umm *think*
*another few mins*
Black : Umm *think*
Torigoya : Geki, back to the plan. *nod*
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Sado’s Idea
*Sado’s coming back*
Sado : Looking for a job huh?
Gekikara : *giggle* I got fired~~
Sado : *scoff* You’re as insane as ever, Gekikara.
Gekikara : Don’t praise me, I’ll blush…
Black : She wasn’t praising you.
Sado : How about sending people to my hospital? I’ll pay you my share *smirk*
Black : Oh, Sado. Not you too…
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Conclusion
Black : Just go back to be a dishwasher, Geki…*sigh*
Gekikara : The income is too little!
Torigoya : Take my idea into consideration!
Sado : You can talk to me in my hospital tomorrow if you proceed *leave*
Black : Sado’s place is not the right place for consulting…
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Real Job
*Gekikara is coming back from the garage sale*
Gekikara : Tadaima~~
*silence*
Gekikara : Oh right. Everyone’s out. *giggle*
*phone ring*
*on the phone*
Gekikara : Hello?
Black : Pick him up please. I’m going home a bit late!
Gekikara : Okay…
Black : Please…be careful this time *worry*
Gekikara : He won’t lose a leg. I’m a good Dad!
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Challenge
*at the daycare*
Daycare staff : Ohh, picking up Gekikara-kun?
Gekikara : *awkward* Err…yeah…why Black still using my name…
Daycare staff : You know what, he’s been crying for hours…I don’t know why…
Gekikara : Eh…really? Oh crap. Black, please come back soon.
Daycare staff : Gekikara-kun~~~ your kaachan is here! *smile*
Baby : *sob* *sob* Kaa…chan? *turn* *looking at Gekikara**sob*
Gekikara : Come here~~ *walk closer* Let’s go home.
Baby : *looking at Gekikara* Tou…chan…*scanning the room* Kaachan? *searching for Black’s figure* Kaachan…where!! *find no Black* KAA…HWEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : It’s gonna be a painful day…
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Wonderful Torment
*home*
Gekikara : Wooshoo wooshoo wooshoo…good boy…don’t cry…*carry the child in the arms* *pet*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE!!!!! HWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Gekikara : Dad’s here for you…*pat* Black…please come home soon *pat* *pat* *pat*
Baby : HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
*few mins*
Baby : KAACHAAAN!!! KAACHAAAN!!!!
Gekikara : *uneasy* Kaachan isn’t home yet, sweetheart *pat* But I’m here for you…Black…please…
Baby : want….Kaachan…*sob* *sob* HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gekikara : OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!!!
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Worse
Baby : *sit on the carpet* HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : *surrender* He’s strong at crying for hours…
*few mins && the baby still crying*
Gekikara : Sure babies are such satans when they cry…what should I do??? Ah maybe he’s hungry!
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Yosh! Milk bottle…*run*Milk powder…10 spoons *run* Hot water…eh no, warm water…*run* seal…then shake! *shake* *run back to the living room*
*living room*
Gekikara : Boy, you hungry? Here *smile*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEE!!!! *snapping the bottle**the bottle thrown for 20 feet*
Gekikara : *amaze* Wow…he’s strong *realize* okay not the time for adoring things
Baby : *kicking Gekikara* HWEEE!!! KAACHAN!!! KAACHAN!!! HWEEE!!!
Gekikara : BLAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK WHERE ARE YOU????? *frustrate*
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Daddy Daycare
Gekikara : If Black in this situation…what would she do? *think* If Black were me…
Baby : *still kicking Gekikara’s thigh*HWEEE!!! HWEEE!!!
*few secs*
Gekikara : *take the stuffed bear* *changing voice* Konbanwa, I’m Teddy Bear…yoroshiku onegaishimasu *bowing the bear*
Baby : HWEEEE!!! HWEEE….hwee…*sob*…*looking at the bear**sob*
Gekikara : *hide the bear* Aww where did he go? *show the bear* Ahh! Here he is!
Baby : *laugh* *trying to reach bear* Naa…aaa…
Gekikara : *still changing voice* You hungry? Want to eat with me? *stand up**flash to the kitchen* *back to the living room*
Baby : *laugh* *play with bear*
Gekikara : *unwrapping the baby’s biscuit**smile* Here, eat it~~
Baby : *munch* *laugh* *play with bear*
Gekikara : But when they laugh…babies are sure like angels…*sigh*
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Greatest Dad
Baby : *play with bear* *laugh*
Gekikara : *taking handkerchief* His face is sticky, too much crying *clean* *smile* Here you are boy. Clean and handsome!
Baby : *play with bear**laugh*
Black : *slam the door open* TADAIMA!!! *pant* I ran like crazy. Is everything okay??? *worry**pant* *pant*
Gekikara : Been crying for hours…I’m exhausted…(=_=)
Black : Really? *carry the child* But he seems fine and happy. Hey you boy~~ *rub Baby’s cheek*
Gekikara : *lips trembling* *teary eyes*
Baby : Kaachaaaaan~~ *laugh*
Gekikara : HWAAAAAAAA!!!!! AT LEAST APPREACIATE ME!!! YOU ARE TOO COLD BLACK!!! TOO COLD!!! *cry* *cry* *cry**roll* *roll*
Black : *pull Gekikara* *laugh* I think I’ve found the reason why I love you. You are what you are, Gekikara. Congratulations, you are the greatest Dad in the world. *kiss*
Baby : *laugh* *play with bear*
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Greatest Job
*bedtime*
Gekikara : This time, can I hold you till I sleep?
Black : Sure, “Good Dad” *giggle*
Gekikara : Yay *snuggle* Ne, Black?
Black : Hm?
Gekikara : I think I’ve found a good job with good payment!
Black : What is it?
Gekikara : *giggle* Being a good Dad…*slowly unzipping Black’s sweats*
Black : Ehh?? *blush* Geki!!
Gekikara : *stare* Can’t we? *grin*
Black : *smile shyly* F-fine…*blush* *looking other way*
Gekikara : *giggle* I’ll be gentle! *wink*
Black : But please find ACTUAL job soon!
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Part 2 of the doujinshi. Credits goes to Ying Chun.
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I'm busy, so I'll comment later, but I had a very good laugh :rofl: :rofl: And lots of fluffiness :wub: :wub: :wub:
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GJ Gekikara you are a good dad!
She can try to be a security man lol
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lol torigoya wanted them to sell there kid and so did Sado lol and Gekikara even thought about it poor baby should be thankful its got black at least haha
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Gekikara Sure a Good Dad.... :on GJ:
Please Update More of this Funny Gekikara Moment ...
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Insane Queen’s New Life
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
God, Geki is such a lazy woman :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Poor Black..
Suggestion
This is so true :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
We seen in lots of times, yet she still denies it.. She loves violence, it's not even called fighting, cause she's not being fair, using pencils, tables, pianos, etc...
Lazy Geki... *looks around to see if Geki is around or not*
Negative Thinking
:panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: Bad Daddy!!!!!! :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic: :panic:
Selling their child.. your thoughts Geki are really creepy... But it's not far from your character, on the other hand...
Profitable Chance
:panic: :panic: :panic: Her thoughts are more crazy and frightening than stupid... What if she really does that...? :panic: :panic: :panic:
Consultation
Now this surprised me... :shocked :shocked :shocked
This is totally out of Haru...Wait... This is Torigoya we're talking about... *not surprised anymore*
Market Price
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Even though it's a really bad thing they're planning on doing, somehow their cnversation is really funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Really Hopeless
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
*tears start running from lots of laughing*
Really... Black is so true.. I mean, imagine Geki doing any kind of job... It's...impossible... Even as bodyguard she would be too cruel...
Sado’s Idea
Now I'm not surprised with Sado agreeing to this, because it benefits her... But again, I hope they won't do what they are planning on doing.. :panic: :panic: :panic:
Conclusion
Yeah, you better take her home and teach her obedience... *shakes her head* yeah, I know it won't work.. Geki likes THAT stuff... :twisted: :twisted:
Real Job
Should I start worrying? :? :?
Challenge
*starts worrying* :panic: :panic:
Wonderful Torment
*is scared of Geki*
Worse
:rofl: :rofl: somehow my emotions turned from being frightened to being joyful :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
This situation is just :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Daddy Daycare
AWWWWWW :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: This is so cute... At last daddy is perfect at something :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Greatest Dad
Geki, you're the best daddy ever!!! I take back all the bad things I said about you (I hope I won't regret that...)
Greatest Job
:grin: :deco: :deco: :deco: :deco: :deco:
Go Geki Go!!! Make love to your wifey!!! :heart: :heart: :heart: :yep: :yep: :yep: :wub: :wub: :wub:
And I loved the doujinshi!! :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs
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Love all the Black x Gekikara stuffs that you had been writing ;~;
So so so enjoyable, these funny and crazy conversations. The ones with Sado are hilarious.
Can't wait for more of them!
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Your drabbles really makes my day. I haven't had a good laugh since ages. Thank you very much, LeNosferatu-san. Anyway, Gekikara is good at programming, why don't she become a programmer? Maybe a cracker to earn illegal money. :D
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Replies Replies~~
replying ALL the comments and also new drabbles!! (sorry guys now im in final exams week so i can barely update everyday ugh)
@_sakura_drop well well i can say you are fanfic addict XD yeah sleeping is like...throwing the idea when you wake up, the idea is gone :lol: btw im going to spoil you a bit here...you love Yuko-san dont you :roll:
im sorry sakura-san...i dont have much time (again) now...lets wait til next week and im reading all the stories here (of course the pairings i ship) ahh and i like your writings you know. because i dont really have much time, i saved the pages of your fanfics hehehe and read it later (confession) :sweatdrop:
and for geki...yeah geki is geki... at least she's better now at parenting hahahaha
@xxx220 Thank you so much :deco:
@Sieka aww your writings is so good...i believe those scenes will be well written :love: ohohoho....
black gagged herself...umm...sieka-san...you make my hand itch to write some smexy burageki now...mmm...yeah...okay *burying self*
got a new phone already? :)
Black is just too tsun hahah poor Geki.... :lol:
Geki's last weapon is her teeth :rofl:
yeah torigoya said she offered black in majigak 2 episode...i forget. or, black will work with her godly speed and the customer will feel nothing but pain...i can imagine that :rofl: omg omg omg sieka-san...again..you make my hand itch... :banghead:
okay this is personal :oops: but hehe i'll tell you.
I'm applying for scholarship for Japan universities. And for foreign students at least they have to be in N4 level (it can be called by Yonkyuu) there's 4 level ikyuu/N1, nikyuu/N2, sankyuu/N3, and the lowest yonkyuu/N4. Which is you should able to read and write at least 500 kanjis (my sensei said) (and i still can do 2/5 of it T__T) the test is on June. It's kinda hard actually, ever heard about TOEFL or TOEIC? its like english standards...its the same as japanese here :cathappy: but well i have Japanese subject in my highschool and its kinda fun. first you learn hiragana and katakana characters...and then for advanced learning, you start learning kanjis :) thats it.
Thank you so much, and now im entering the week of final exams duh... :nervous
@XxRoByNxX78 :lol: :lol: :lol: haha they all just like violence...
@kahem Say thanks to Ying Chun! XD owh...security man...? i dont think the place would be 'secure' :rofl:
@anzai48 hello anzai-san :grin: :grin: thanks for commenting!
yeah...100+ drabbles...i wonder if i still have stocks of crazy ideas T____T its kinda stressful nowadays *exhale*
if Geki did, Black would have cut her into pieces...
lol humiliation into pride :lol: actually its her line when Black visits her in hospital in majigak 2... XD
woo...i wonder if our babyboo will get a name soon... :w00t: :w00t:
im sorry i dont know about toggle... :(
@tkmnwen welcome new readers XD im happy that youre enjoying it. and thankyou for reading :cathappy:
@virgo_shaka happy can make you laugh after ages hehehhe :P ahh thank you so much for reading!! :cathappy: :cathappy: ahh thanks too for the idea...hum maybe we can make some drabbles for that part :twothumbs
Ahh im back...after hmm three days? you guys miss me? :grin: *get shot*
okay enjoy the drabbles!!
Excuse
Gekikara : *roll*(._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black : Go take him to the park. Play something *read Bible*
Gekikara : *stop rolling* I’m feeling unwell today… *cough*
Black : *stand up* Ja, let me get you some aspirin…
Gekikara : *stand up*Where’s that kid again?
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Same Way
Black : I know you hate medicine *scoff*
Gekikara : *pout* That’s unfair!
Black : I wonder what kind of method the nurses did when you were hospitalized…
Gekikara : They chained me…
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Healthy Lifestyle
Black : Gekiii, he needs to pee *from the kitchen*
Gekikara : Mmkay…
*few mins*
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *chase* You haven’t had your pants on!! Hey!!
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *chase* Your little bird might catch cold!! Comeback!!!
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *chase* STOP RUNNING!!!
Black : *appear* What are you doing?
Gekikara : Sports… *pant* *pant*
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Yankee Blood
Baby : *laugh* *run*
Gekikara : *watching* He’s fast… *amazed*
Baby : *throw stuffed bear* *bear thrown for 30 feet*
Gekikara : *watching* He’s strong…*amazed*
Baby : *stab bear with crayon**giggle*
Black : *appear* He’s turning into you…
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Useful
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Yes? *open* Eh? Torigoya?
Black : *surprised* Torigoya?
Torigoya : Can I come in? Can I? Can I? *worry*
Gekikara : Chill, what’s wrong?
Torigoya : Sado is looking for me *shiver* I broke her Kendama…*shiver*
Black : Since when our apartment turns into escape place…
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Need Help
Gekikara : *whisper* Ne, ne Torigoya.
Torigoya : *whisper* Yes?
Gekikara : *whisper* Can you whisper to Black’s ear about…
Torigoya : *whisper* about what?
Gekikara : *whisper* make her love me tonight…get it? *grin*
Torigoya : *whisper* Ehh?? *blush*
Black : *from the kitchen* I hear you. And I don’t like where this is going!
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
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Platonic Love
*BuraGeki are cuddling on the couch*
Black : *blush* Can I…ask you something?
Gekikara : Sure *giggle*
Black : *blush* Who do you love the most in this world?
Gekikara : Yuko-san…*looking at far away*
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
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Personal Motive
*Child’s 3rd birthday*
Gekikara : Black, is he remain anonymous? *worry*
Black : Umm *uneasy* *play with rosario*
Gekikara : Black, I’m worried.
Black : Why? That’s not so you.
Gekikara : What if he becomes a criminal and listed as a wanted??? He still uses my name!! The police could arrest me!!!
Black : You think too far…
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Economical Motive
Gekikara : Here you cute boy, present from a good Dad! *unwrap*
Baby : *laugh*
Black : *play with Baby’s hand* Look, look what Dad gives you~~
Gekikara : Tadaaa~~ *show*Happy 3rd birthday!!
Black : Whoa a tricycle! *surprised* Look, Touchan gives you tricycle~~ say thanks!
Baby : *hug Gekikara* Arigatou…Touchan…*laugh*
Gekikara : *giggle* Now I can toss the baby’s cart into our garage sale…
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Late Night Conversation
*bedtime*
Black : *sigh*
Gekikara : *yawn* Still awake?
Black : I can’t sleep…
Gekikara : Need some relaxation? *grin*
Black : I’m not talking about THAT.
Gekikara : Okay, okay. *giggle* What is it?
Black : Our kid is 3 years old now…he’ll be in a kindergarten 2 years later…and then Elementary school, Middle school, High school…
Gekikara : Oh my God you right…I haven’t prepared so much money…
Black : For the school?
Gekikara : For the plastic surgery…
Black : Huh???
Gekikara : You said you want to put him in Majijo…
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Early Morning Conversation
*bed*
Black : Ohayou… *yawn*
Gekikara : Ohayou… *snuggle*
Black : O…oi…let go. You found a job already? *struggle*
Gekikara : Yeah. A good Dad! *snuggle*
Black : You are a good Dad. But you’re no good husband…
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Careless
*Sunday*
Black : Done taking him for a walk?
Gekikara : *nod* He’s happy *smile*
Black : What happened?
Gekikara : He loves riding his new tricycle. Been riding it for two hours *smile*
Black : Yokatta naa *smile*
*half hour later*
Black : Lunchtime! Geki, let’s eat! And where is he?
Gekikara : Ah, let me pick him up at the park.
Black : SO YOU’VE BEEN LEAVING HIM ALONE FOR HOURS???
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Unexpected
*The park*
Black : *grab Gekikara’s collar* He’s nowhere!!Damn!!! It’s all your fault!!!
Gekikara : Aaaa…err…*sweat-dropped* easy sweetheart…
Black : I’M SO GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Someone1 : Are…? Lovers quarrel…?
Someone2 : Iya…Much like parents quarrel…Aneki…
BuraGeki : *turn* K-Kabuki Sisters??????
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Anticlimax
Kokabuki : He’s been crying for decades… *give the baby*
Black : Thank you so much Kabuki Sisters…*bow*
Gekikara : *bow*
Ookabuki : Not Kabuki Sisters…we’re now…*pose* *background sound*
Kokabuki : *pose**background sound*
Kabuki Sisters : Noh-Kyougen Sisters!! *pose* *background sound*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : Stop it. Your masks scared him…
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Mom’s Instinct
*Gekikara is home alone with baby*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Gekikara : He’s been crying for hours…doushiyo?? *panic*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gekikara : His face flushed…this is not good
*few secs*
Gekikara : *on the phone*Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : He’s been crying for hours and…Black? Hello?
Black : toot…toot…toot…toot…toot…
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True Strength
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gekikara : WTF?? She hung up the phone…*staring at the phone*
Black : TADAIMAAAA!!!! *pant* *pant*
Gekikara : (O_o) THAT WAS FAST!!! *still holding the phone*
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Anxious
Gekikara : Ugh…I’m nervous…
Black : *holding Gekikara’s hand* Yeah me too…It’s the first time he got sick like this…
Gekikara : It’s not that…I hate being inside the hospital…
Black : …
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*pray for author...author is dead*
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Miss you? Well... :roll: yeah :). Finally you update again! :D
Excuse, Same Way
Aish! :lol:
Healthy Lifestyle
Sports! A good way to keep you away from medicine. :lol:
Yankee Blood
I'm sure your kid would be a better Yankee than you two.. he inherits both your skills. :yep:
Useful
Ew! Breaking Sado's property? You're dead! Fortunately there's a place for refugees. XD
Need Help, Platonic Love
Stupid insensitive Geki! :doh:
Personal Motive
How about you add Jr. on your kid's fake name now? The probabilities of 'Gekikara Jr.' get mistaken as 'Gekikara' will be lesser. :lol:
Economical Motive
I'm sensing this will go on forever. Baby cart -> tricycle -> bicycle -> motorcycle -> and so on. Each vehicles will end up in a garage sale once it gets a replacement. :grin:
Late Night Conversation
Eh? Majijo?! Maji de?!! :shocked
Early Morning Conversation
Hate to admit it but it's kinda true. :( Geki, go get a job already! :angry:
Careless
Oops! The 'Good Dad'-meter enters the down low again. Still highly unstable. :thumbdown:
Unexpected, Anticlimax
Poor kid! :cry: All the people he met until now are mostly weirdos.
Mom's Instinct, True Strength
Yeah.. that's what a mom can do if it's concerning her child. And there's still a lot more she can do. Salute to you, Black-kaasan! :twothumbs
Anxious
Now you have to get used to it, Geki! If your kid would finally enter Majijo, I bet you would want to bring him to the hospital almost everyday. :grin:
You're in final exams week now? Good luck!! :thumbsup
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Oh dang, I haven't commented on the other update...uwah...sorry, was a bit busy last week as well, writing some updates and all takes forever for me somehow... I'll just try to give you a long comment on this new update! :)
Thank for the complement, that's kinda making me flattered....ah but wait, maybe I shouldn't be happy about being good at writing that if I ever do get good at it.......wuahahaha.... XD
If I make your hand itch to write, what about me? You make my head haywire with ideas. It hurts that I can't actually write them down without having a total premise of what would be the scene first before that happens... I don't really just want to write smut, I want to write it with some story, uwah, you're giving me too much idea you know... :(
Haven't really got a real new phone for myself, just borrowing a spare phone...hahaha, but that's better than none. :)
Tsun tsun, dere dere, tsun tsun, kyun~ :heart: Black's gonna go like that and seek for Geki's warm loving affections and touches, erm, you get the point. I know a wifey can never resist a warm cozy bed with their husbands. ;) ....That unless Black intends to push Geki away, she might as well turn into a nun...... :sweatdrop:
I'd say that's true, though I think....Geki's primary weapon for everything is her teeth, whether its fighting, eating, or on Black. Wahahaha.... *coughs* Sorry, I'm just trying to release the tension in my head from all the dang unused ideas I'm getting from you. :lol:
*coughs* Wahahaha.... :lol: *coughs* Black's speed is quite handy for anything, hahaha, she might as well make that massage parlor into a blood bath parlor, I think Geki would also get jealous and crazy if Black tries to work there, ohohoho, just imagine the jealous expression on Geki's face, ohoho, after she tears up her enemies, she'll go to Black and pull her out of the parlor and drag her back at home and they'll.....argue....? Ah, maybe, maybe.... :sweatdrop:
Not my fault that your hands are itchy~ *whistles*
Oh, so that's what N4 is, sounds really hard, but I'd still like to study Japanese. Hahaha, better start learning hiragana and katakana if I'm serious, right? Oh boy... XD
Final exams? Oh! Hope you do great in your exams! Gambatte and Good luck! :cathappy:
Excuse
Black's scary, hahahaha, I pity Geki, but its her fault for being such a bad father, hahaha, why are you so lazy Geki? But when it comes to Black, you're oh so active, you better start being active as a dad too!
Same Way
They chained Geki? Oh oh oh, Black, try chaining Geki too! Preferably on a cross and like start chanting your prayers, it might do some good... or like try tying Geki with ropes or use shackles, dang that will surely keep your bad Geki Papa in one place, maybe you can even avoid Geki's.......hrm.....wanton needs and requests..... ;)
Healthy Lifestyle
Hahaha, poor Geki, she doesn't have that much stamina. Hrm, correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't Rena, bad with sports? I kind of remember that she couldn't even do sit-ups, now I want to see Geki doing it and failing in the process. Lol, that kid is quite athletic though, its scaring me... :nervous
Yankee Blood
Ahahahaha! His starting to turn into Geki, oh my gosh, Black, I think your kid will never be spared anymore, lol, poor Black, she's going to have to handle two insane kids, hahaha, poor Black... :lol: But on the bright side, at least he got Geki's power and Black's speed. That's crazy and frightening though.... XD
Useful
Torigoya! Wah, why did you break Sado's toy? Aw, you're lover will hunt you like there's no tomorrow, even at the end of the world, I wonder what Yuko-san would think? Aw, I hope Yuko's on your side though and tries to defend you.... :lol: Poor Black and Geki, their home is starting to become a hide out. XD
Need Help
Uwah, bad choice Geki, bad choice. Hahaha, I bet Geki's all pouting and grumpy about sleeping outside, and not beside her lovely wifey, aw, so much for a warm love filled night huh, Geki? :lol: XD
Platonic Love
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I think I'll...um, I think.....well, Geki deserves it, I'm on Black's side. Geki, don't cheat on your wifey! Though its platonic, lol, I'm dreading that it might become......more than platonic.
Personal Motive
Hahaha, lol, Geki, the cops won't arrest you, your a girl you know.
Though seriously, they need to give that baby a name, I mean, soon.
Economical Motive
Lol....So that's the reason why she gave the baby a tricycle, lol, that still doesn't change the fact that she spend money...lol Geki. XD
Late Night Conversation
PLASTIC SURGERY? OMG! HAHAHA, why the heck would you need that? You can make him cross-dress! Geez, what the heck, lol.... XD I bet they won't even notice his a guy, because even Gakuran got away with it... XD
Early Morning Conversation
Aw, looks like Black's upset, Geki, you fail. Orz
You need to make your wifey love you again, give her some good treatment, like hugs, kisses or gifts, no rough nights though please, I bet Black's dreading them every time you try to do it. :catglare:
Careless
Worst dad ever.
Why the heck did you leave the baby unattended Geki?
Look, you made Black angry....aw.
Unexpected
At her girl! Chain her up Black, torture her and make Geki feel the pain!
Oh, the Kabuki sisters make their appearance! :cathappy:
Anticlimax
Lol... Failure. They just made the baby cry...
I guess no one appreciates the Kabuki shows...huh, well at least not in this kind of situation. XD
Mom’s Instinct
Now if only Black develops a Wife's Instinct then maybe I'd be happy, though thankfully enough, Black's a good mother......not a good wife though, erm, food.....erm, no love, too cold, erm, won't let Geki have her on nights, erm, overall, not good.... :(
True Strength
Lol, Black to the rescue, Geki's shocked by Black's speed! You know, Black could actually become a human ambulance , she's like so fast....she might as well can take the patients over there in just a few minutes!! XD
Anxious
LOL, hahahahahahahahah, WTF Geki! I thought you actually cared for the baby, lol, you only cared for yourself, lololololol.
Hahaha, poor Black, she's so speechless. :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD :lol: :lol: :lol:
Thank you for the update, I had a good laugh. :cathappy: Uwah, now I better try to make my updates, haha, thanks though, you're giving me some ideas that are making my head haywire again. :lol:
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Hahahaha! Poor Gekikara, her wife made her sleep out hahaha!
Hum indeed, if she is security man, she will scare the customer more than anything lol
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Hahaha.....You Fanfic Is Funny of All i ever Read :on lol:
Poor Baby Already "3" But still didn't Have a Name :OMG:
GEKI !!! WHY THE HECK DID YOU LEFT THE KID AT THE PARK ALONE :on blackhole:
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lol read this while listen to bad girl beast was funny once again lol update quick am still intrested in wht bits actually happaned lol
am going out now with mates thanks for the update keep up thye gd work
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Yes, I am fanfic addict :nervous :nervous especially Sieka-san's... :wub: :wub: :wub: And I do love Yuko-sama :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
i'm glad to know you like my stories... :bow: :bow: :bow:
As I see from reading your latest update, she's again turning into the bad daddy...
Good luck on your exams (I'm so jealous you had an opportunity to learn Japanese... I was learning it by myself, and i already know all katakana and hiragana... I also understand the basic text when I hear it... And my vocabulary is not bad... But I myself can't speak... It's just hard... Anyway, good luck again!! :twothumbs
And yes, I missed your updates!!! XD
Excuse
This is just awesome.. It portrays Geki's fear for medicine and Black's blackmailing :lol: :lol: I sometimes think that Black is too cold.. but on the other hand, Geki is too lazy.. :nervous :nervous
Same Way
Black, this is the perfect chance to you!! You found out that Geki hates when being chained! You can chain her - Seka-san gave a perfect example - on the cross :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: But on the other hand after you release her... Well, we know Geki's abilities...
Healthy Lifestyle
This is totally like Rena/Geki :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: It just portrays her perfectly (I use the word 'perfect' too much :sweatdrop: :sweatdrop: ) and that child is damn fast... Oh wait, he's not that fast, just that Geki is really slow :rofl: :rofl:
Yankee Blood
Now this is what I suspected and expected... The child being under the same room with Geki sure is not the good thing... Well... Okay, it may be good in one way that he has a daddy... But becoming like geki... Scarry... Knowing he's also insanely fast...
Useful
Now really... Why do everyone escape here... Oh wait, it's safe here because Geki has that crazy reputation, right? :nervous I dunno... Maybe just everyone hopes nobody would come to look here... :nervous :nervous
But really, Torigoya... How could you brake it...? Poor Sado...
Need Help
Oh... Making Geki sleep outside is cruel.. On the other hand, ... There is no on the other hand... It's just too cruel... *comforts Geki*
Platonic Love
Yay, Yuko made her appearance... :nervous :nervous Well...she was mentioned, so it's like....appearance... Right?... :nervous :nervous :nervous
Anyway... Geki, you shouldn't have said like this. Though we all know it's true.. (how can someone not love Yuko? She's the best! *biased mode on* *rambles lots of stuff about yuko for about 24 hours*) *cough* yeah, you should apologize...
Personal Motive
Oh, you selfish daddy... But it's good that you want to give him a name.. Just the reason is...
Economical Motive
Again, selfish daddy.. Your reasoning is really off... You're slightly going down from being good dad...
Late Night Conversation
M...ma...jijo??? Majisuka??? Whoaw... Well, considering the abilities the child possesses it's not that of a surprise.. but... A plastic surgery... Why?
Early Morning Conversation
I think Geki really needs to find a real job... though I'm trying to think of a good one for her..and I find no such... Maybe some jail/prison guard... Nah, poor prisoners... :nervous :nervous
Careless
:shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked :shocked Leaving a child alone... Now you turned into a bad daddy again...
Unexpected
Yay, they appeared!!! Hello!!! :lol:
Anticlimax
But the baby doesn't like them... Who likes them..? (*secretly is in their fanclub*)
Mom’s Instinct
She's coming home, right?
True Strength
F...f.....FAST!!! Really fast... :shocked :shocked :shocked
Anxious
Again, the selfish daddy... You're so going down the ranks, Geki...
I'll be waiting for your updates!! ;)
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@aruka :grin: :grin: yes he's definitely gonna be a strong yankee. he has black ability and geki's insanity fufufu...double advantages.
for the name, geki thinks she should create more creative nickname for the child... :P
i'm sensing this wont go forever :rofl: since she has to find a new job soon~~
even his parents are weirdos...*fades to the dark*
@Sieka hello Sieka-san ^^
really thanks for the long comment! :heart: :heart:
lol you know, i feel like sinner now tainting your innocent mind fufufufu :grin: :grin: :grin:
and really you SHOULD write something like that mhm...im still waiting~~
geki never good with arguing. she'll drag black to the bed, sandwiching her, kissing her like theres no tomorrow, making black scream and...okay im gonna bury myself...
basically its not hard to learn, since me entering akb fandom, learning kanjis becomes really fun as i tried remembering kanjis from AKB members' name :)
anyway yes, Rena is no good at sports lol...
about plastic surgery, Geki doesnt want to have a transvestite child...she prefers the transgender one :rofl:
apart from no good wife...geki is also no good husband. so theyre even xD what a family...
@kahem true! she scared everyone. even her child...her wife :lol:
@xxx220 any suggestion for the name? :w00t:
@XxRoByNxX78 lolol wae so curious XD okay i'll tell you...ehm from the very beginning...the "based-on-true-story" bits are:
Feeding, Healthy Food, On The Phone, Repetitive, Falling Down, Too Close, Hansel & Gretel, Problem Solving, Insane Queen's New Life, Healthy Lifestyle, and Anxious :cathappy:
@sakura_drop_ im waiting for your smexy smexy stories fufufu~~
ah, really? in my country i think every high schoolers get Japanese learning in their curriculum. the basic ones. but wow great you learn that yourself! yeah actually for the advance learning like advance kanjis i learn by myself ^^ i can do some translations from AKB vid, um if its a short clip lols. For speaking...im not really fluent at speaking but im trying to get better at it. thank youuu :cathappy:
for the plastic surgery i already explained in above :thumbsup
thanks for the comment! XD
Updating again...after crying out loud knowing my final math score is 57,5 (retarded, author is retarded) :cry: :cry: :cry:
Ice
Gekikara : Black, I want hug~~~
Black : Shut up *read Bible*
*later*
Gekikara : Black, I want kiss~~~
Black : I’m busy *cutting vegetables*
*later*
Gekikara : Black, I want-
Black : WHAT?
Gekikara : I want to divorce…
Black : NOOOOOOOOO!!!! *death grip the blanket*
Gekikara : *come in* Black?
Black : Dream???? *pant*
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Right Moment
Gekikara : Why did you scream? *confused*
Black : *hug* Geki… *shiver*
Gekikara : *blush* Ehh…what is it?
Black : *hug* I’m sorry…*shiver*Please don’t go…
Gekikara : I’m not going anywhere…? What’s wrong? *confused*
Black : *hug* Just stay with me here…*shiver*
Gekikara : Of course I will! Today is Valentine’s Day *smile*
Black : Ehh??
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Unnoticed
Gekikara : You’re so beautiful this morning… *kissing* *groping*
Black : Mmmhh… *kissing*
Gekikara : Happy Valentine’s Day…Black…*nibbling*
Black : *moaning*
Baby : *come in* Kaachan~~ Touchan~~
Black : GEKI, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOOR o/////o!!! *pulling blanket*
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Gekikara’s Rule
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *lazing on the couch* *watching TV*
Black : *playing with baby on the carpet*
Gekikara : Black…pass me the remote please…
Black : Take it yourself. It’s on the table (-__-)
Gekikara : If it’s more than 5 feet away, it becomes unnecessary…
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Dangerous
Daycare Staff : Your name, Miss?
Gekikara : Ge-Matsui Rena…*sigh*
Daycare Staff : The baby’s name?
Gekikara : Um…Gekikara…?
Daycare Staff : *surprised* Gekikara-kun? *check* Oh, I’m really really sorry Matsui-san. I’m afraid we can’t accept your kid anymore…*worry*
Black : *appear* Why is that? *sharp*
Daycare Staff : 3 days ago Aoi-kun went home with nosebleeding, two days ago Kuroi-chan got crayon stuck in her ear, yesterday Kimura-kun…
Black : *faint*
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Unpredicted
*BuraGeki is having a passionate night in a warm soft bed uhm…*
*someone’s giggling*
Black : *stop* Geki…did you just giggle?
Gekikara : How come I giggled when I was kissing you!
Black : You locked the door right? *peek*
Gekikara : It’s locked and he’s playing outside!
*the action continues uhm…*
*someone’s giggling*
Black : *stop* Geki, I’m worried…
Gekikara : *sigh* I’m losing the mood…*turn on the light*
Black : OH MY GOD HE’S HERE o/////o!!!! *pulling blanket*
Gekikara : He melted in the dark…*amazed*
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Getting Serious
Black : Doushiyo…*frustrate*
Gekikara : What is it?
Black : I can’t put him in the daycare anymore. Otherwise he’ll hurt many kids…
Gekikara : I told you, good Dad is the best job for me! I’ll watch him. *proud*
Black : Don’t make that as an excuse not to find a job!
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20+
*Christmas Eve party at Sado’s place*
Sado : Ja, Merry Christmas guys *smile*
All : Merry Christmas!!! *cheers*
Black : GEKIKARA STOP!!!
All : *silent* *turn*
Black : Don’t you dare giving him that wine!!!
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Prudent
Black : *open fridge* *sigh* Gekiii!
Gekikara : Yes sweetheart~~
Black : I’ve just bought snacks and now it’s all gone. Care to explain?
Gekikara : The baby is hungry!
Black : There are two types of honest people in this world. Small children and drunk people *leaving*
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Wrong Time
Gekikara : *giggle* Black… *snuggle*
Black : *opening Bible*
Gekikara : I’m not going to be tricked again with your poem…*giggle*
Black : *reading Bible* No need to. I’m on my period.
Gekikara : …
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What Programmers Do
Black : They say you are good with computers. Is that true?
Gekikara : I guess…
Black : Why don’t you go find a job related with it?
Gekikara : Ah! You mean like, opening an online garage sale?
Black : IS THAT ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT??
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What Programmers Should Do
Gekikara : Then what should I do to earn money?
Black : Get a part time job! Or something related with your ability…
Gekikara : Well, I can’t think anything more than online garage sale…
Black : You’re making an assumption that you have to SELL something????
Gekikara : Black is expecting too much of me!! *pout*
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Drama Queen
Gekikara : I’d like to hear your opinion…
Black : Umm…
*few mins*
Black : Umm…
Gekikara : So I’ll have to end up selling something?
Black : *surrender* I…I guess…
Gekikara : IT’S THE SAME AS SELLING MY PRIDE!!! *sob sob sob*
Black : You don’t have to make it sound so dramatic!!
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Jackpot
*BuraGeki on the couch*
Baby : *play on Black’s lap*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : *play on Gekikara’s lap*
Black : *watching*
Gekikara : *cough* *cough* HOOEEEKK!!
Black : Geki? Geki? You okay? *worry*
Gekikara : He farted on my face…HOOEEEK!!! *cough* *cough*
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Odorian Rhapsody
Black : Even his fart is dangerous… *cough* *covering nose*
Gekikara : Poisonous! Stand away, sweetheart! *bringing Air Freshener* Don’t underestimate the power of this!! *spray* *spray* *spray*
Black : *faint*
Gekikara : Ah…I overdid it…
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Tired
Black : Gekiiiii!!! *knock knock knock* I need to use bathroom now!!! *knock knock knock*
*no answers*
Black : Gekiiiii!!! I can’t hold it, come onnnnnn!!!! *knock knock knock*
*no answers*
Black : Unlocked? (o_O) Geki, I’m in!
Gekikara : Zzzzzz…
Black : What the…
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Cold Summer
*summer*
Black : It’s so hot…ugh *sweaty*
Gekikara : That’s why I prefer winter. So we can do this every time we sleep *snuggle* kyun~~
Black : Stop touching me, it’s so hot!! *kicking Gekikara away*
Gekikara : Looks like the iceberg doesn’t melt in this temperature…*pout*
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these drabbles gonna end in 200th. yes or no? (because i think its gonna be endless lol)
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The Baby Just Turn out to be like Gekikara :ding:
GEKIKARA BLOOD~~
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i love this fic :wub: thanx :twothumbs its cutee i want black and geki to give there son a bro or sis that would be cute :deco: :mon psst: :peace: out !
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Although my back is killing me right now, I had a good laugh while reading. :twothumbs
I prefer your drabbles to be endless. If something popped in my head maybe I could lend you some ideas. :)
Maths huh... We're on the same boat then. :sweatdrop:
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Lol the baby have Black and Geki's abilities
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Hahaha... Please don't feel like your a sinner, my mind has never been innocent the moment I stepped into the anime world... :lol:
I know, I really should, I should start planning because I know I'll take quite a long time to finish one.... I wonder when I can start though, there seems to be a lot of things that I need to write and do right now. XD
Omg, you're really shoving a lot of useful ideas on my head, hmm...that seems handy, instead of an argument, why not use 'that' to shut up your wifey/husband, true true true. I think it would go both ways, depending on Black's mood, and depending on the situation, Geki however, I know she'd just drag Black in any dang empty deserted space and have her way with her oh so sexy wifey....dang, I need to stop. :lol:
Ohh, I guess your right. I'll try memorizing kanjis on my free time, but I'll just study katakana for now, I already have a grasp on distinguishing the symbols in hiragana.... :lol:
Eh...I think its convenient to just have a transvestite than to have her child get plastic surgery, its worth quite a lot to have an operation, where the heck will she get the money for that anyways? Another garage sale? With Black's underwear? XD
Then they might have a no good son too, who causes a lot of problem, now that's a perfect no good family....I fear for the worst. :sweatdrop:
Uwah, I'm quite bad a math to be honest, we're pretty much on the same boat. I don't really like numbers, mathematical symbols, formulas and all that freaking long solutions..... :sweatdrop:
Ice
Now if that happens in real life......I want to see what Black would do. Hahaha, maybe we'll see the ice queen get defrosted, kneeling and begging for Geki not to leave, maybe even to the point that she'll resort to seduction....oh wait, bad thoughts, bad thoughts, Black would never do that.........or will she if that ever happens...? Hmm, that got me thinking..... Mah, at least it was a dream though.
Right Moment
LOL, hahaha, right timing! Geki's so lucky that Black's begging her to stay, on Valentine's Day too, but does Geki have a present for her wifey? I bet.......not.... :sweatdrop:
Unnoticed
Okay, maybe yes she has a present, in the form of physical intimacy, but oh the heck, you fail Geki! You should have closed the freaking door and locked it with multiple door locks, chains and whatever lock there is! Aw, the moment got ruined you know.....Black's being all defensive again....boo, that baby sure ruined the moment.... :catglare:
Dang, Black was already being so dere dere, the time was perfect, it was just so perfect, I can't believe it just gone to waste, dayum, can't help but feel the disappointment....eh..... :lol:
Gekikara’s Rule
Lazy Papa Geki....hahahaha, what a rule. XD
Dangerous
Poor Mama Black, looks like her kid already became a 2nd Gekikara, tsk, I don't think she can stop her kid now, now if only Geki knows how to discipline their child then maybe......hmm, oh, Geki used her real name, but why does it feel like she dislikes her real name? XD
Unpredicted
Dang that freaking baby... XD
Why do you always have to ruin the moment? Dang, Black was being all dere dere too! This baby needs to learn to give his parents some privacy, though he also has Black's ability, dang that was way too handy.... I guess they'd just have to have their lights on while doing their warming techniques huh.... I can't help but feel disappointed though that their activities were cut off......lol, that kid is impressive though, its scaring me. :lol:
Getting Serious
Aw, what a dilemma, Mama Black doesn't have a nursery to place the baby, and he needs a name geez..... XD
Mah, you can always try to ask Dance or Shibuya to look after him......oh wait, they might be busy though....
20+
Bad Papa Geki, his a minor....geez. Don't give a child alcohol. :smhid
Prudent
The baby sure has an appetite huh Geki, its not believable, you're such a liar, lol, you better come up with a better lie next time Geki! XD
Wrong Time
Aw, wrong timing.... I wonder if Geki's gonna stop there, hey, you can still cuddle and kiss Black though...... A good side at least? Em, too bad she can't warm Black though, but mah, you can't blame that freaking painful and annoying day of the month... :sweatdrop:
What Programmers Do
Online garage sale, what will you sell Geki? :lol:
What Programmers Should Do
Black just wants you to do something much more better than a garage sale Geki, she isn't expecting too much of you... :sweatdrop:
Drama Queen
I wonder what they talked about? Lol, Geki being the drama queen? Eh, that's new....
Black's too cold though...hahaha, what a cold wifey, you better warm your wifey Geki, she's too stingy. :lol: XD
Jackpot
Ah, and so I remember that one episode in MJ2 where Geki smells a shoe of a Yabakune student after trying to fight, maybe to avenge Gakuran I think was it. Mah, looks like Geki can't handle bad smells... :lol: That baby is rather impolite though... :sweatdrop:
Odorian Rhapsody
Ahh... Black fainted....omg... The smell was too much for her? :lol:
Tired
Why did Geki even sleep in the bathroom to begin with? I wonder what she was doing.......or why the heck she's there? Is she trying to fix the water tap or what? :O
Cold Summer
You don't say Geki. *sarcasm*
Your ladylove sure is quite an ice queen, like literal, she might as well beat Jessica of SNSD if she goes on like that, wanna try filing for divorce though Geki? Though I think that's unnecessary since you aren't even married.....erm, why not leave Black for a couple of weeks alone to give her some lesson? :lol: Your cold wifey needs to learn to be sweet and dere dere. XD
Don't end it at the 200th! I wanna see more of this crazy family! :lol: I also like reading each updates, please don't LeNosferatu-san! :(
Anyways, thank you for the update! :cathappy:
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I just read everything within the hour and...
OMFG THIS IS TOOO FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I'm trying to hold in my laugh because my sister is still sleeping... although it's almost noon.
Such a cute...awkward...fail... strange family this is!
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pfhahahaha so there the ones that are true lol amazin this really is souch a funny read thx for the update
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Finally got some time to comment! :)
I'm glad you're waiting for my stories... The thing is I kinda have a writers block.. :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But I do hope I can update soon...
Well, at some schools or universities yes, it's possible.. But I'm just studying not at the right one, I guess... :cry:
Your math score is good... I got 40.....
Anyway, here is my opinion about this hecka awesome update.
Ice
You know 'divorce' might be an amazing option to make Black's icy heart melt a bit. Like Sieka-san mentioned, some time separately would make her melt.. (or that's what i hope)
Right Moment
AWWW.. This one is just really sweet... My heart goes all fluffy.. :wub: :wub: We need more moments like this...
Unnoticed
That kid... Where are his manners..? Oh, wait... How can he learn some manners if all he's been taught is using toilet paper, crumbs and other important stuffs for games.... And he learned to be cruel from his papa... God, poor kid...
Gekikara’s Rule
....you are too lazy, Geki... TOO lazy.... TOO LAZY.... T.O. L.A.Z.Y. ... Really... How can you cope with her, Black?.. A 'divorce' is really needed for both of them to value each other's efforts more..
Dangerous
I guess Geki doesn't want to have the same name as the kid, isn't that why she said her real name and sighed? But really, that kid is...a growing monster of some sorts... He really needs to go to Majisuka High...
Unpredicted
Oh god, his parents reallhy should consider teaching him the necessary manners.. And also...play in the light?... God... Some solution is to have someone be a nanny for him... I wonder who... But to find a nanny just so to make love... :rofl: :rofl:
Getting Serious
I'll repeat myself, but seriously, Geki, you need to find a job... Doesn't matter what kind of job... Just find one already...
20+
...I have nothing to say here... Just maybe two words... Poor kid...
Prudent
Blaming a kid is really not necessary, as no one will believe you, when we're talking about food.... It's only logical who can eat LOTS AND LOTS of food so the fridge happens to be empty...
Wrong Time
Oh... That horrible day... Time for some snuggling session before sleep, and nothing more... It's good in a way they can talk before sleep, have some romantic swaying in the moonlight without all those perverted things Geki loves doing so much... I doubt it would happen, but still...
What Programmers Do
Has she no other ideas just a garage sale? Really? Geki... I expected more of you... you're good with computers, so you should know how to earn money.. Like fix others' computers or something..."
What Programmers Should Do
Yeah, what I said above really appeals here... Do not sell things, fix things...
Drama Queen
Unusual to see a dramatic Geki... But I like her like this, lets us have a good laugh... I imagine her face while saying that sentence... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Jackpot
I already talked about manners, so let's talk about another drabble...
Odorian Rhapsody
Poor Black... Fainted from the strength of odors... :smhid
Tired
I wonder what she was doing so to get this tired in order to fall asleep in the bathroom...
Cold Summer
No... Icebergs like Black melt only in those warms hands like yours, Geki... So more smexy scenes - without kid interrupting of course - will melt her... (or that's what I'm hoping for)
The scenes you wrote that happened for real.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Don't stop!!! That's an oprder from your loyal reader. I love these drabbles and I will never stop reading and commenting on them!!
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Nooooo please don't think about stopping now >< I love your drabbles. It's the first thing I check on my phone in the morning, maybe just after the time lol. Continue it as long as possible please ^^
I think it's sooo awsome how the baby Geki inherit all the characteristics from mom and dad lol. Awww Black didn't do it much but every single time she show affection toward Gekikara I'm melted >< No wonder even the crazy Gekikara couldn't resist her. With the baby growing super fast and become super dangerous, I really think you should help poor tou-chan find a job soon or their family gonna be in like lots of debts lol.
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@xxx220 & @kahem you know how scary he'll be in the future... :nervous
@anzai48 first, second, or last, short or long, i still love you anzai-san!! let me attack you with...with...no not kisses...no not waffles...with...riceballs!!!! (?????)
yeah...and everyone's opinion is right about giving Yuki/Black a punishment by Geki for not touching her in days or weeks!!! ha!!! pure torture...umm :yep:
ah yes. That JACKPOT i took from that scene :cathappy: you guys are sharp :grin:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: lolol so everyone's questioning why did gekikara asleep in bathroom? she had constipation and it took too long...prolly two hours so she got bored and asleep... (btw this skit is also based on true story :sweatdrop: no not me, my uncle!)
thank you so much...but still its depressing cause my graduation is depending on that score :cry: but i kinda happy today knowing im getting 100 for Japanese :cathappy: (in fact thats the only good score ive got so far :cry: :cry:)
@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI mhmm...lets see if they find a method for reproducing more mini Gekikaras :rofl:
@Spicy Sapphire i hope you dont die laughing :w00t: loljk. ohhh i WILL accept ANY ideas!! :cathappy: :cathappy: just leave me PM or comment here. i dont bite. RAWR. XD
@Sieka I see that 8) good for you (???)
yeah, its not good having such unblowed ideas stuck in your mind and your brain just threatened to explode and you dont know how to exploding it XD XD btw im writing BuraGeki smexy now. gonna post it in my tumblr later. i'll tell you when its done :P it also thanks to you for shoving many many ideas to me hehhehe...i guess we are symbiosis mutualism huh :grin:
niceeey, how many words so far? :w00t:
lol having a transvestite child charge Geki with her pride, she thinks... :doh:
Same here!!! i think im only good at words and annoy people :grin:
Ice: definitely not going to lead into seduction...that'd be too HOT for the ice queen...
Unnoticed: i kinda feel your disappointment knowing they wont continue the actions...fufufu :roll:
Dangerous: it's not she hates it...she just too proud of her nickname...maybe she should change into Chuukara and let her baby take her nick lulz
Unpredicted: its not warming techniques btw...its already the MAIN course :twisted:
Getting Serious: no not Shibuya :catglare: ...she'll make the baby a doll for a day by applying lipsticks or such...
What Programmers Do: well the things she usually sells in garage sale...but in online way :D
Jackpot: i already explained this in anzai-san's answer :)
Odorian Rhapsody: based on true story, someone farted in my class and other classmates started spraying her perfume which was Britney Spears, Vanilla if im not mistaken and everyone was like, "HOOOOEEEEKKKK!!!" because it was too much :nervous even the coming teacher was reacting the same hohohoho (basically i dont really like perfume)
Tired: above
@crono1036 hello new reader! :cathappy: thanks for laughing (because i think the jokes arent that funny and corny...) :grin:
@XxRoByNxX78 MLISS (my life is sometimes silly)
@sakura_drop_ ay ay thanks for commenting! XD
Ice: mhmm...let's see her reaction about that this time...kekekeke
Right Moment: black just need few nightmares then :rofl:
Unnoticed: he's totally the clone of their parents!!
Gekikara's Rule: gekikara isnt lazy when it comes to having a passionate night with black...eventho she knew itll burn more calories than sports she hates :w00t:
Unpredicted: okay, everyone here. who wants to apply for Gekikara & Black's child nanny? for keeping him from their parents' bedroom :rofl:
Drama Queen: yeah i kinda imagined her face when writing this :rofl:
Tired: already in above!!
Cold Summer: hoping for smexy ones? just wait. im on my way writing it ;)
YESSSSHHH!!! 20% of these drabbles are based on true story lols... :rofl:
yes milord...i would never stop *bow*
@dukkong aww so happy knowing there's someone read this for starting their day. thank you so much!! :cathappy: yeah lets see the developing of this superhilarious family... XD
I decided to write something fresh, let us back to peek their past hehehhe :grin: hope you like it :cow:
Special Edition: BuraGeki no Rekishi (Black x Gekikara’s History)
Future Marriage
*door knocking*
Black : Yes? *open the door* Oh it’s just you. What is it?
Shaku : Gekikara asked me to show your new place…
Gekikara : Blaaaack! It’s been monthssss *hug**giggle*
Black : Ai! Ha-na-se! Get off!!!! *struggle*
Gekikara : Aww you’re so cold to your future husband *giggle*
Black : Shaku, bring her home…
Gekikara : *come in* *amazed* oh, so this is my future house?
Black : (o/////o) *doki doki doki* WHO SAYS YOU CAN COME IN???
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Condition
*living room*
Shaku : Ne, Black, how are you?
Black : I’m fine as usual.
Gekikara : Black, why are you so fat lately?
Shaku : That’s called pregnancy, Gekikara!!! (=A=)
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Near
Shaku : It must be hard for these months, Black…I feel for you *smile*
Black : Yeah…and the doctor said it will be this month…I don’t know when *sigh*
Shaku : Boy or girl?
Black : It’s a boy *blush*
Gekikara : *giggle* I’ll have a son~~
Black : I-I don’t know what you are talking about… *doki doki doki doki doki*
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Misery Loves Company
Shaku : Ja, I’m going now. See you, Black!
Black : Thanks for visiting *smile*
*few secs*
Black : Shaku!! Shaku!!!
Shaku : *turn* Yes?
Black : You forgot bringing this creature with you *dragging Gekikara out*
Shaku : Ah! It’s school holiday now. She decided to stay with you for couple weeks. Have fun! *leave*
Gekikara : Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : …
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Misunderstanding
*a week later*
Black : Ge…geki…ugh…*pant*
Gekikara : Ei! What’s wrong?? *worry*
Black : I…I think…it’s time…*pant* *pant* my water is broke…
Gekikara : *panic* I…I’ll call help!!
*few mins*
*door knocking*
Gekikara : I’ll go get it! *open the door*
Someone : Hello, you called for a plumber?
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Unwanted
*hospital && all former Rappappa members come*
Black : *pant* *pant* Ugh…ugh…!! *pant*
Nurses : *pushing Black’s bed through the hall*
Doctor : Come on! To the maternity room! *run*
Rappappa : *chase*
*in front of maternity room*
Nurse : Only one person can accompany her.
Gekikara : *giggle* Me! Me! I want to be with Black!!
Black : *from the inside* NO THANKS I’LL BE MUCH BETTER ALONE!!!
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Too Tight
*door suddenly opened*
Rappappa : *rush* How? How? How? How?
Nurse : Relax, she’s okay. This is hospital, please don’t make much noise.
Rappappa : *rush in* Yokatta naa~~~ *sob sob sob*
Black : *sweaty* *pant* *pant* *smile* Guys…I did it...*pant*
Sado : *teary eyes* Congratulations, Black…
Gekikara : *cry* BLAAACK!!! *hug*
Black : …
Gekikara : *cry* *hug* I’m so happy you and the baby safe…*giggle*
Black : …
Gekikara : *hug* Black…why didn’t you answer me? You mad? You mad?
Sado : She can’t even catch a breath, Gekikara…*sigh*
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Good Thing
*an hour later*
*the baby is asleep besides Black*
Torigoya : It’s a boy huh…he’s cute *smile*
Shibuya : What’s his name?
Black : *laugh* Well I haven’t thought about it. Maybe later.
Gekikara : I’m glad Black isn’t fat anymore…*touching Black’s stomach*
Torigoya : YOU’RE SO INSENSITIVE!! *smack*
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End of BuraGeki no Rekishi
Back to BuraGeki no Ichinichi
Bladder Problem
Black : *cutting vegetables*
Baby : Kaachan…Kaachan…
Black : Yes, sweetie?
Baby : Gomen…I have…accident…
Black : *cutting vegetables* Oh, don’t worry. I once had an accident too…
Baby : *stare*
Black : *turn*
Baby : *stare*
Black : Oh, and now the accident pisses all over itself…
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Don’t Try This At Home
*Sunday*
Gekikara : Hey there little boy!
Baby : *laugh* Touchan~~ *approach*
Gekikara : Look! You’re an airplane!! Whoosh! *lift the baby*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : You’re maneuvering through the sky~~~ whoosh!! *moving the baby*
Baby : *laugh*
Gekikara : And you bang with the World Trade Center!! And you go Ka-BOOM!! *drop the baby*
Baby : *faint*
Gekikara : And I’m the ambulance~~ wee-oo…wee-oo~~~
Black : *appear* YOU are so gonna NEED an ambulance tonight, Gekikara…
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PMS
*Gekikara is coming back from the garage sale*
Gekikara : Tadaima!!!
Black : *carrying baby in the arms* Okaeri~~ *smile*
Gekikara : Where’s my sexy baby~~
Black : Geki! *blush* *approach*
Gekikara : *take the baby*Here you are! Ne, have a good day? *giggle*
Baby : Touchan~~
Black : Why do I feel so…lonely… *sound effect of wind blowing*
*that night Black locked herself under the shower, crying*
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Reason
*BuraGeki are cleaning their entire apartment*
Gekikara : Ay, spiders!! Hoosh! Hoosh!! *hit with broom*
Black : So the insane queen is scared of spiders*scoff*
Gekikara : I’m not scared. Unless they pay rent, they can’t live here! Hoosh!!
Black : …
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so you guys want this to be endless unless i die huh :grin: loljk thanks for liking/reading/commenting/thanking/hating this story :cathappy: you guys really are motivating me to make more of these :thumbsup my endless thanks to you :twothumbs
anw here's the 3rd doujinshi by Ying Chun / empresskingdom.tumblr.com if you forget this story, take a look in the 3rd story on the first page of this thread - Lullaby :cathappy: mmm and he/she said there'll be none new til Thursday :sweatdrop:
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lol i checked the web luckily to find you updated i was looking for someting to read and i coudnt find any of my fav couples but
then they are pretty rare anyway this chapter once again very funny Gekikara calling Black fat even though she is pregnant lol best line ever
thanks for the update
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Hahahah!!!! I like the mistandersting!!! Gekikara called a plumbier hahahah!!!!
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Hahaha... It was never good when my mind got corrupted. :lol: I'm the person that I am right now.... 8)
I guess we are, aren't we? Oh oh oh! I'll look forward to that smexy BlackGeki of yours! Though I think you're using that to push me off the edge aren'tcha? XD Hahaha, but dang, you're really pushing me to the edge of wanting to create some smexy BlackGeki fic, don't tease me too much in your drabbles, I can hardly contain my ideas... :lol:
About 20+... Hahaha. :lol:
M-Mah....that's true...but her expense will cost less if she has her son be one... :lol:
Aw, I want to see Black seduce Geki......I mean that would be a really great idea like----oh wait dang, I'm implying self-destruction on myself... :sweatdrop:
You don't seem to feel the disappointment of having their scene cut, you sly author! You planned it out of course... :lol: Hahaha, seems to me that you actually enjoy my pain huh, LeNosferatu-san? :lol:
She should take the Amakuchi name instead of being Chuukara, maybe Black would like it if she's soft, gentle and sweet. :lol:
MAIN COURSE?! OH DANG.....are you evil or what? Hahaha, my mind....my mind...I can't stop the ideas from flowing, are you a sadist? :lol: Seems like you want to push me off my seat right now. XD
Well, at least the baby gets a free make over? I think Shibuya will do a great job at it too. ;)
Ohh....so it really is the baby's toys huh, then maybe some sneak in lingerie from Black....oh wait, I think Geki stopped selling those. :lol:
To be honest, I hate really sweet smelling perfumes, I like colognes though, the smell is mild, not too strong for the nose. Perfumes are just.......ugh...they make my head hurt, I kind of have this dislike for them, I can't stand them, I have this sudden allergies over strong perfumes. :(
So Geki had constipation, that's because she ate too much, she deserves it lol.... :lol:
Future Marriage
Who says you're the future husband Geki? Lol, don't declare it when Black hasn't even confirmed it, but Black's so tsun tsun dere dere.... Black, your so cold though....give a little warmth to Geki. At least hug her back please. :lol:
Condition
....Why are you so blunt and rude Geki?
Now if Black wasn't pregnant, she might as well have punched you.... :lol:
Near
Uwah! So tsundere! :lol: What a frost queen, geez....soften up a bit, Black's so tsun even in the past, lol at least Geki doesn't seem to mind it.
Misery Loves Company
I feel bad for Black having to take care of not only the child in her, but also Geki.....at least she has company though....but still, Geki is such a trouble maker! I doubt she'd make things good! XD
Misunderstanding
My point exactly... Geki didn't help at all...lol, Geki call a freaking ambulance! Not a plumber!! Your wifey will be in danger if you don't act rationally, I mean, like seriously. :lol:
Unwanted
....Lol, seems like Black doesn't want Geki near....Geki just makes things worse... I kind of understand Black. :lol:
Too Tight
Uwah, Geki, you might kill Black with your hug! Uwah, Black, don't die... :lol:
Though I can see that Geki is really worried, but still......lol, you have to be a bit considerate Geki, Black just finished giving birth, please take care of her, more properly please. :lol:
Good Thing
She's too rude and too insensitive, even Torigoya seems to get angry.
Geki, you need to learn some manners.... :lol:
Bladder Problem
Tsk...the accident that Black was pertaining was the baby right? :?
Don’t Try This At Home
Papa Geki is such a bad husband and father, she needs to be punished, I kinda feel bad for Black for most of the times that Geki causes her trouble...sometimes I feel that its necessary for her to be cold to Geki because Geki's always like this. :sweatdrop:
PMS
....Erm, Geki, what the heck?
Did you have to do that on purpose? Or is your love for Black fading? Or is this some kind of April fools joke?
Black...I pity her, but then again, Geki must be getting back on her for being cold....mah, why does Black always have to lock herself under the shower? Does she even take a bath while crying? :lol:
Reason
......................................................................... :catglare:
What the heck? :smhid
I'm speechless, in a bad way. What a reason Geki, what a reason.... :smhid
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I thought you gonna clear up about how Black and Geki got together in the BuraGeki no Rekishi shots but now you got me even wonder more how the heck did they get together LOL. I hope it's not just because Geki just decide to stay at Black house and not leaving then Black got used to it lol
Back to the present, the Bladder Problem shot was hilarious =)) The PMS one, Black got her wish XD The baby and the dad getting along so well. Just darn Gekikara for calling her baby boy sexy and ignore his mom but seeing emo Black is so funny I'm not complaining. Reason was a lol again :D Great shots!
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Updating :) special 15 drabbles! Hope you laugh (at least) :lol:
Positive Thinking
Black : Tadaima~~
Gekikara : Okaeri…Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : I have some bad news and good news…
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : I was playing with our son…
Black : Okay?
Gekikara : I accidentally dropped him to the ground…
Black : Then?
Gekikara : He got bone fractures, external bleeding, internal bleeding, and temporary blindness…
Black : Mhm?
Gekikara : He’s in hospital now. That’s it.
Black : And the good news?
Gekikara : He’s still alive! *grin*
*Gekikara chained to a cross upside down for three days*
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Creativity
Baby : Touchan…*approach*
Gekikara : Yes?
Baby : Balloon animal! Make me balloon animal! *give an unblown balloon*
Gekikara : *blow* *give back* here…
Baby : *stare* It’s not animal! Want balloon animal! *confused*
Gekikara : It’s a larvae…
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Fixing
*Rainy season && BuraGeki is in the kitchen*
Black : Shit, the pipe is leaked again…*check*
Gekikara : We live in such very cheap apartment… we can’t blame the quality *giggle*
Black : Other than that, can you please fix it?
Gekikara : What am I, a plumber? I don’t even know how!
Black : Can’t you just use duct tape like the other day? Calling a plumbing service is no cheap.
Gekikara : Oh, right. It’s worth a shot, wait. *leave*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Problem solved. Fiuuhh~~ *leave*
Black : MMMFFFMMF!!!! #$%^&*$##!!!! (read: Why are you taping me!!)
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Gekikara’s Standard
Baby : *laugh* *draw*
Black : *watching* he’s smart *proud*
Gekikara : You called this smart? It’s just circles!
Black : Please he’s only three! *sigh*
Baby : *laugh* *coloring*
Black : *watching* he’s quite artistic *proud*
Gekikara : You called this art? It’s just colored circles!
Black : I’m not talking to you
Baby : *draw on the wall* *laugh*
Black : HEY Don’t draw on the wall!!!!
Gekikara : Now that’s creativity…*proud*
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Wise
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *roll*
Black : *sigh* How about you go with him playing something?
Gekikara : I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : Teach him something?
Gekikara : I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : Why?
Gekikara : You spend the first 3 years teaching him how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling him to sit down and shut-up. I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : It’s unbelievably makes sense…
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Sad
Gekikara : *teary eyes*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *sob*
*few mins*
Gekikara : (;_____;)
Black : *appear* Geki, are you done cutting those onions?
Gekikara : Just ten more, sweetheart! (;A;)
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Explanation
*BuraGeki in front of their apartment after shopping for daily supply on nearby market*
Black : *carrying baby in the arms* Geki, you bring the key right?
Gekikara : I guess…*fumble*
*few mins*
Black : Don’t say you lost it. We don’t have any spare key.
Gekikara : I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet…
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Expectation
*still in front of apartment*
Gekikara : No spare key?
Black : No
Gekikara : We live in such a very cheap apartment…*exhale*
Black : YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS NOW????
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Everything is Cheap
*still in front of apartment*
Gekikara : It’s really cheap right?
Black : That’s all I can afford!! Besides you’re jobless…
Gekikara : I understand. Stand back.
*crack*
Gekikara : Problem solved. What a cheap door! *walk in*
Black : And now the fee is no longer cheap…*staring at the broken door*
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The Appearance of Greek Statue
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Black…open it up! *roll*
Black : *from somewhere* I can’t! I’m in bathroom!
*few secs*
Gekikara : *roll*
Someone : Walk from mount Inaba…I see a mountain of cherry tree…
Gekikara : Alright! Alright! Choukoku I’ll open the door! *get up*
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It’s not Ironic, It’s Obvious
*living room*
Choukoku : The last opponent was very hard. Thanks to those diabolic steroids you sold me.*whisper* Can I have some again?
Gekikara : *whisper* You bring the money?
Choukoku : *whisper* You bring the thing?
*trading*
Black : *appear* Are?? What is this? *shocked*
Gekikara : Ah! My current job now *giggle*
Black : *fold arms* As a drug dealer huh? That’s a crime, Geki!!
Gekikara : Relax, it’s just ordinary sugar pills!
Choukoku : What? So it’s not steroids? *shocked*
Gekikara : No shit *giggle*
Choukoku : H-how…
Gekikara : *pat* yeah you won that tournament all by yourself! Congratulations! *giggle*
Choukoku : Can I have my money back?
Gekikara : No! *giggle*
Black : …
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Forbidden Request
Baby : Touchan…sing for me! Sing for me! *approach*
Gekikara : I don’t wanna! *roll*
Baby : Sing! I want you to sing! *teary eyes* *lips trembling*
Gekikara : H-hey! Don’t cry! Ahh…err…
Baby : *teary eyes* *lips trembling*
Gekikara : H-hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle! The cow jumped over the moon~ The little dog-
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : WHY ARE YOU CRYING??? I’M SINGING FOR YOU!!!
Black : *appear* *picking up child* Your voice deafening the room…*leave*
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New Job
*Sunday*
Black : Gekiiii!
Gekikara : *yawn* Yes?
Black : I got your package this morning…it’s in the living room
Gekikara : *smile* Ah! It’s arrived!
Black : Why the hell would someone send you two puppies?
Gekikara : It’s my job now!
Black : (O___o)
Gekikara : What? I’m a pug breeder! *whistle*
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Argument
Black : Anyways we can’t have or bring any animals or pets here. Plus it’s an apartment for anything sake!
Gekikara : Who says we can’t?
Black : The owner!
Gekikara : Before I came and live with you, you already have many animals here.
Black : ???
Gekikara : Ants, spiders, cockroaches, bu-
Black : Okay okay I get it! Do whatever you want! *tired* *leaving*
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Hot Shower
Gekikara : So cold…I think I’m gonna take a hot shower now…
Black : Eh, you can’t anyway. The water heater is broken…
Gekikara : *giggle* I don’t need water heater. It’s just a normal shower…
Black : Huh? *confused*
Gekikara : With us in it…*grin*
Black : o/////////o!!!
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gonna reply later, im busy xD
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lol i am wonderin if these ones where based on a true story if this one is true then u have a very wisde friend
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *roll*
Black : *sigh* How about you go with him playing something?
Gekikara : I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : Teach him something?
Gekikara : I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : Why?
Gekikara : You spend the first 3 years teaching him how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling him to sit down and shut-up. I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : It’s unbelievably makes sense…
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It a Funny Story as Always
Thank you for the story
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Great one
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Replying the old comments! for the latest i'll reply in the next update :cathappy:
@XxRoByNxX78 Geki still loves the fat but sexy black uhm... :wub:
@kahem she's confused which water Black meant!!
@Sieka thank you again for the long comment! XD
well well its not good either to not spill them *smirk* well im just like you. i dont want to write a pure smut without a story hehehe. so im kinda stuck in writing the storyline huh... :doh: oh in my latest update im on PURPOSE teasing you again in the last skit! :yep:
black seducing geki? you write it! write it sieka-san!! XD XD
You are the 242732732th person called me a sadist... *under the shower, crying* am i that evil???? :cry: :cry: :cry:
Misunderstanding: lol Geki is confused which water Black meant. but lets think the coming plumber shocked an called ambulance :lol:
Bladder Problem: yes the baby is accident, actually its a based on true story of the friend of my friend :grin:
PMS: lolol now is the turn to Geki to let the waifu feel her coldness! lets see where this lead at if this is continue...
about the shower...umm honestly i like the idea of Kashiwagi Yuki naked in the shower being emo..its kinda..oops stop here,s elf :P
@dukkong well well im on purpose making everyone curious! well its remain mystery...a sweet mystery :wub:
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Your update is rather too much for me. You kind of got me out of my sad stupor...dayum. :lol:
I'm rather thankful for it, you made me laugh, at least it releases the tension and all the depression in me.
Tsk, such a tease aren't you LeNosferatu-san? Seems like you really one to push me further on until I write one....of course its not healthy to keep things to ones self, but I can't say that its also very healthy of me to write that because I might loss blood in the process of writing something that extreme.
Eh.... Write about Black seducing Gekikara......maybe in the near future, after I regain all my happy cells. :lol:
Plot over smut is my main motto when trying to write smexy scenes, lol, glad we're alike then, but stop being such a sadist, yes, you're a sadist, you're making me suffer from all this teasing and this ideas your shoving into my head.
Also, yes you're evil, extremely evil. XD
Geki needs to study back in school to know the difference of what water Black was pertaining to, in case something like that ever happens......as if it can even happen. :lol:
Oh, dang, accident indeed.
Eiii.......I feel bad for Black if Geki starts to act like that on her too....but it can't be helped...oh well, looks like someone will be wasting some water every night... :lol:
Okay, okay okay okay okay okay okay okay, dayum............... Why are you such an evil author? Did you just have to shove that one piece of idea into my head? That's like a big idea in my head, omg, omg omg omg omg omg... LeNosferatu-saaaaaaaaan, that scene would be pure win win you know, I mean Black angsting like that in the shower, not to mention a cold shower, that would be a good scene...seeing her shivering and looking helpless and weak while crying under the shower is just.......priceless, dang why do you have to be so bad? :lol:
Positive Thinking
Hahaha, finally, you used my idea of chaining Geki on a cross, but you did it the upside down way, and for three days no less? I wonder how Geki even goes to the bathroom.......oh wow, dang, that was hard of Black, but still, Geki's fault.
Creativity
Geki, you need to learn more creative things, all though you are creative in your own way when it comes to making your wife twitch, twist, turn, groan and scream in bed, that's not enough! You need to teach your kid some arts! Not the art of bed massage though. ;)
Fixing
And so I wished Geki just tied Black with some ropes rather than tape her, but lol, payback's a bitch... That's what you get from being such a bad wifey Black. XD
Gekikara’s Standard
Would you rather draw on yourself Geki? Or would you rather demonstrate to us what's creativity and where to draw? I'd gladly like to know whether you'd draw on the wall, the paper, the floor or on Black, if you know what I mean on that one.... :lol:
Wise
So Geki is smart, I wish she's always this smart, maybe she'd be of use to Black.... :smhid
Sad
Payback's a bitch indeed, looks like this is Geki's punishment from Mama Black.... Hahaha, time to counter-attack Geki and deprive your wifey from some lovey-dovey moments! Try packing up and leaving the house for some weeks? :)
Explanation
Its still the same Geki......you still lost the key, no matter how much you explain.... :sweatdrop:
Expectation
....Can't they just go through the window? Though dang, a spare key is useful too.......maybe they can use Geki's hairpins? Or like a swipe card, ala thief style, hahaha, a few of my classmates know how to open doors using that method. :lol:
Everything is Cheap
Looks like Geki will suffer another punishment from breaking the door...oh well, there goes the money, poor Mama Black.
The Appearance of Greek Statue
Lol, Choukoku visits? That's rather unusual....
It’s not Ironic, It’s Obvious
Oh Geki, you are so smart to fool Choukoku using sugar pills, but that's bad, fooling people is bad, but at least your not a drug dealer, Black would be way too disappointed on you if that ever happens.... :lol: Poor Choukoku though, you can't have your money back.
Forbidden Request
Geki's singing must be off-tone, Black's poetry is like a lullaby, I think I'd prefer to sleep with Black's poetry then let Geki sing if it was that horrible to make the baby cry.
New Job
Eh....? :shocked
Argument
Reasons....Geki's reasons are just....... :sweatdrop:
Hot Shower
Great thinking Geki! I love your idea! You also might want to say that you'd like to shower together to save some water for economical purposes........heheehhe....its gonna be a really hot and steamy shower huh, woot, Geki you're the man, looks like Black won't be able to refuse this, omg, pure epicness....that was so suave of Geki, so cool, hahahaha...dang, you're really pushing the shower scene with Black inside my head though..... :lol:
Thank you for the update. :cathappy:
It made me laugh, I'm lightening up now from all the depression, thanks again, you sly evil author~ :heart: ;) :lol:
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i love this fic :luvluv1: and i love reading it :luvluv2: i hope you never stop updating it :gmon twirl: lol i want black to seduce geki into having a baby with her :deco: :mon misch: :mon psst: lol thanx :kneelbow: :byebye: :cool1: :peace: out ! :on gay:
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Your drabbles are so entertaining at always :) So appreciate that you were able to make me smile especially in these hard time.
However as a healthcare provider I'm tremendously worried about the condition you describe Geki jr. after getting dropped by his dad lol. I hope that don't happen very often or else poor kids would definitely develop mental problem like his tou-chan D: LOL so hard when Geki decided to tape off Black's mouth :D Gosh I wish I could do that too when someone gets on my nerve. Love it when you decide to include different characters here and there :) Wonder if Yuko's ghost would make an entrance too :) And yes flirty Geki is backkkk. Flirty Geki + Blushing Black = I'm so happy :) And Yay for no emo Black in the bathroom alone :)
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Hello! Eru is updating again :cathappy: sorry guys i can barely doing a daily update since its still in the exams week...no, month i guess :(
replies~
@XxRoByNxX78 lol yes its based on true story :grin: actually its my cousin who said it
@xxx220 & @kahem thank you :)
@anzai48 hahahhaah sowwwiee...hmm i like your sweet revenge btw :grin:
:smhid tsk tsk anzai-san...theres nothing interesting in their bedroom, believe me :P burageki loves doing it with lights off so you wont see anything intersting lololol
ohh yes...pregnant woman's aura is more...umm beatufiful and mature...and sexy for Kashiwagi Yuki :twisted:
h-hey!! you have that fetish is not my fault!! *in denial* XD wew...i see a gleek here! :lol: go go gleeks! go go gleeks! *hi5*
Positive Thinking: geki needs to attend a parenting seminar... :lol:
Wise: from real life :lol: from my cousin!
@Sieka awwh...whats bothering you :( *free hugs*
but im glad at least this stupid drabbles eradicate some of your uneasiness :lol: (i thought no ones gonna laugh at this)
ah-ha...what am i supposed to do then...TEASE you MORE? i'll tease you in every updates then! :grin: damn im so evil hahhaha *peace*
IKNORYT??? such a GREAT scene right???? imagine that...uhm...Kashiwagi Yuki trembling naked...looking so vulnerable and crying...oof! stop, self. stop. you gotta write that, sieka-san!!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Positive Thinking: Black wants Geki to feel the suffer of the child...you know that the child is in pretty, no, very bad condition. even temporary blindness! she deserved it :lol:
Creativity: dang man! your comment is too hot to be written lololol. that giving me some ideas...let me give a feedback to you...later :twisted:
Expectation: geki thinks a yankee problem should have been solved by yankee way
New Job: i kinda like the idea Gekikara with pets...i remember Rena taking a pic with her dog in google+ tho :lol:
Hot Shower: hahhahah for economical purpose?? thats so...haha i can imagine how steamy your brain and face imagining that steamy scene... :lol:
@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI thank you so much!
@dukkong its rarely you commenting me this long :) but thank you! :lol: and im glad this drabbles could make you laugh and not facepalming while blaming the stupid author named Eru lololol yes different chara makes different and more story!
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Dog Breeder
*2 AM*
*sounds of dogs barking*
Black : *grunt* Ugh…so noisy… Geki…*nudge*
Gekikara : zzzz….Hmm? *awake*
Black : Put them outside…I can’t sleep!
Gekikara : The owner would throw them!
Black : They’re so noisy!! *kick*
Gekikara : Hey!! You should be happy hearing them barking! That means I’ll get money soon.
Black : Huh?
Gekikara : They’re reproducing…*back to sleep*
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Darkness Queen’s New Life
Black : Ugh…the living room smells like dog poo!
*later*
Black : Ugh…they don’t stop barking!
*later*
Black : *sneeze* Ugh…I hate furs!
*later*
Black : Gekikara! I demand you to find another job!
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Professional
*Sunday*
Black : Geki, won’t you take him for a walk?
Gekikara : Do not want *watching TV*
Black : *sigh*
*later*
Black : Where are you going?
Gekikara : Taking them for a walk…
Black : You love your dogs better than your son????
Gekikara : It’s part of the job…*leaving*
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Failure is The Key of Success, or so she thought
*the park*
Kokabuki : Are…? Gekikara…how’s business?
Gekikara : *giggle* Better!
Ookabuki : Where’s my dog?
Gekikara : I have some good news and bad news about it…
Ookabuki : Ha? What’s the good news?
Gekikara : Your puppy is so cute! *giggle* I decided to name him Tamago!
(Tamago in Japanese means egg)
Ookabuki : *scoff* weird…but yeah his head looks like an egg…
Gekikara : It sure breaks like one! *giggle*
Kabuki Sisters : …
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End
Gekikara : *washing dogs in the bathtub* *humming tone*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Ah…I forgot the dog shampoo is in the cabinet…*stand up* *open door*
*few secs*
Dogs : *run outside*
Black : Tadaima~~ eh???? *surprised*
Gekikara : AAAAH THEY RUN!!! BLACK!!! STOP THEM!!! *chase*
Black : *panic* Ah!! Eh??? *confused*
Gekikara : AH CLOSE THAT DOOR CLOSE THAT AHHH THEY ESCAPED!!!
Black : Congratulations, get another job.
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Another Victim
*Gekikara is doing the usual garage sale at the park*
Someone : *approach* Ano…I heard you sold steroids to Choukoku…
Gekikara : *surprised* *giggle* Center! Searching for something?
Center : I need one.
Gekikara : *whisper* bring the money?
Center : This is…illegal right? *hesitate*
Gekikara : If steroids illegal for fighters and athletes, shouldn’t be photoshop illegal for models?
Center : I’ll take two.
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Punishment
*Gekikara is taking a nap on the couch*
Baby : *approach* Touchan~~ play! Play together! *tug*
Gekikara : *grunt* hngg…do not want…zzz…
Baby : *shake* *shake* shake* I wanna play together!!
Gekikara : *get up* If you don’t let go, I’ll punish you *glare*
Baby : *shake* I WANNA PLAY!! *shake* *shake*
Gekikara : Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fi-
Baby : Uwaaa Kaachaaaan, kowai~~~~ *run to the kitchen*
(Kowai in Japanese means scary/I’m scared)
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So Bad It’s Good
*lunch time for the baby*
Gekikara : Say aaah…*offering spoon*
Baby : Yada! *covering mouth*
Gekikara : Kaachan says it’s good for you *smile* come on, open your mouth~~
Baby : Uwaaa *run*
Gekikara : Hey! Really, this is delicious! Look *chomp* it’s very…*munch*…very…@#$%^!!!
Baby : *stare*
Gekikara : POISONING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLACK!!! *run to bathroom*
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Gekikara’s Rule II
Black : Here melon pan for you boy *smile* *give*
Baby : *laugh* Arigatou, Kaachan~~ *munch*
Gekikara : *appear* Where’s my share?
Black : Kitchen, take it yourself.
Baby : *munch* *melon pan hits floor*
Black : Ah, let me grab a new one *smile*
Gekikara : *taking the melon pan* no need to, here eat it! *give*
Black : Hey, it’s dirty!
Gekikara : It’s not. 5 seconds rule!
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Gekikara’s Rule III
Black : Gekikara, wake up!! *shake*
Gekikara : Hnng…zzz…
Black : You’ve been sleeping since morning! Wake up! *shake*
Gekikara : *yawn* *get up* What time is it?
Black : 01 PM
Gekikara : Wow. This bed is a time machine. I lay down for a minute and soon it's five hours later…
Black : Just get a job already *exhale*
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Promise with Yuko-san
*bedtime*
Black : What job exactly do you want?
Gekikara : *think* Hmm…easy and fun. And lots of money! *giggle*
Black : I think you should work for Sado…
Gekikara : But I’m a lover, not a fighter! *giggle*
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Not a Fighter
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Black~~ *cling*
Black : Let go!
*later on shower*
Gekikara : *appear* Black~~ *hug*
Black : Why are you here??? Get out! *kick*
*later at bedtime*
Black : Geki…
Gekikara : What? *pissed* *back-facing*
Black : Um…hey *nudge*
Gekikara : Don’t touch me! *still back-facing*
Black : I’m sorry…
Gekikara : *turn* Apology accepted! *grin*
Black : Eh?? So fast?? (o_o)
Gekikara : Told you. I’m a lover, not a fighter *smirk*
Black : Okay, thank you *smile*
Gekikara : *suddenly on top* That means I’m going to f*ck you till death tonight… *smirk*
Black : EHHH!!! (O//////O)
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Acchan's graduation has been on my mind, other than that, there's none. That's all that it is... :sweatdrop:
Mah, I'm moving on that and I'm starting to be more optimistic after a few days, there's no use sulking after all, besides, I still have a lot of things to write.... :lol:
Oh boy do you know how much you made me smile? Hahaha, dang, even your reply to my comment made me smile. :lol:
Wait, so your a gleek? I saw your comment to anzai-san, wew... I have to say, Quinn looked quite attractive while she was pregnant, hohoho, she was also wearing a one piece dress! So cute... She looks so better like that rather than her bitch cheerleader mode. :lol: And before I even go far on Glee, let's get back on this...though what you said pregnant women being beautiful, sexy and mature had the image stuck in my head, why are you such a tease? :lol: Just imagine if that had been shown in MG, I would have had an internal bleeding to see Black looking like that. XD
Ei! Don't tease me, I can hardly control my hands, I have this plot in my mind that I'm so itching to write after all that teasing and smexiness your implying, but its rather, somehow more taboo-ish than just yuri, I'm not even finished with Chinmoku, don't push me off my seat you sly tease! :lol:
WUAH! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG....... Oiiii!!! Stop it, you're going too far.... Omg, you're going too far! :lol:
My heart just skip a beat when you said that... omg, make Yuki angst in the shower? I'd gladly do that, with more details if necessary, but that's self-destructing you know!! :lol: I might not wake up anymore, I might die after that...oh wait, I'm already an undead right? Looks like I'll get double killed...lol...... What a bad author you are making me imagine such a scene, its imprinted in my mind you know....how should I fit in a scene like that.....you made me think.... XD
Well you know, Geki deserves ten folds of pain after what she did to her child, but I think she deserves more of it from Black because of all the trouble she's been steering up, poor Mama Black will have white hair soon...and she won't be Black anymore, lol..... From Black to White? Eh... I don't want to see Mama Black's hair turning white soon because of Geki... :lol:
Thank you, I'm glad that that was hot. Hoho, pay back time.....~ :heart: I'll wait for that feed back, I better ready some cotton, tissue and some cold ice and blood packs later on....tsk. :lol:
Geki needs to learn a new way to solve a problem without using the yankee policy then. :lol: She's causing too much trouble for Black, I wonder when Black can take it, she might explode.... XD
Oh oh! I remember that, her pet Ruby likes sneaking kisses on Rena.... Ruby's so cute, I kind of want a pet dog....also Rena with pets is so cute, but Geki with pet dogs is a bit..........erm, like pairing Torigoya with chickens........ :sweatdrop:
Why exactly are you imagining my face while I imagine that? I didn't even imagine that to be honest, I just thought of that moment and all, but lol.... I think its a better excuse you know, and as anzai-san said, Black won't be lonely in the shower anymore..........mah, I still like the idea of Black angsting under the shower and then Geki suddenly comes and hugs her and comforts her and......oh man, dang gonna stop there, I'll just think of, umm, angst....... :lol:
Dog Breeder
Reproducing eh?
Hohoho, Black, if only you knew how noisy you are while you and Geki are having 'that'. If only you knew, maybe you might even wake up your neighbors from all that grunting, moaning, groaning and thrashing your doing.......hrrmm? :lol:
Darkness Queen’s New Life
Major General Black demands!
What will Private Geki do?
I think she'd still keep them...... :sweatdrop:
Professional
Eh, Geki's just being a good husband, but a bad papa, well......looks like you'd have to punish Geki again Black. :lol:
Failure is The Key of Success, or so she thought
What the heck!!
That's.......animal abuse, omg Geki, why did you have to do that? What will happen to your job now? Geez, I thought you're a good husband, bad Geki... :smhid
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Black seems to like the thought of seeing the dogs run off. Mah, at least she won't have to trouble about them. Geki must suck so bad at taking care of the dogs if they ran away from her....well, I wouldn't be that surprised, she's bad at taking care of her son, what more if it were animals? :lol:
Another Victim
There goes the sugar pills again, and its Center!
Why would she need pills anyways? I mean, Center's very confident in fighting, why would she need steroids....?
Is it for Nezumi? Or like what? Yabakune? :huhuh
Punishment
Uwah, Geki singing is horrible to the ear huh...I think I remember Rena saying that she isn't confident or that good in her singing...or is my memory bad? Mah, Rena's pretty good as an actress though. :lol:
So Bad It’s Good
Lol, what the heck was that food?
Did Black made it? Lol, looks like even Geki can't stand the taste. :lol:
Gekikara’s Rule II
Oh! I always use that 5 second rule... I'm guilty of it, can't say I disapprove of it, I mean, I use it...
And besides, its being 'economical' hahaha....wasting food is bad, I think Geki is a good papa. :lol:
Gekikara’s Rule III
Geki, your reasons sucks, go get a job already and stop being a problem to your wifey. :lol:
Promise with Yuko-san
A lover, you love to make people scream Geki, as in make Black scream in bed, or maybe in the bathroom....or who knows where its dark.... :lol: I don't mind, nope, as long as your giving extra love for Black, I won't disapprove of you making Black's body and heart swoon for you. XD
Not a Fighter
Ah, Black, you're too cold....
Someday Geki might file a divorce or disappear on you, don't be like that....you're such an ice queen... :lol:
Though lol, she apologized later on, what a dere dere Black...Geki seems to easily forgive Black, but the price is too heavy, oh yeah, I like it.... Equivalent exchange huh? :lol:
Prepare for some tiring steamy hot loving tonight Black because you won't be closing your eyes till the sun rises, wuahahahaha, what are you gonna do Geki? What are you gonna do? Show us your creativity! Hohoho.... :lol:
Thanks for the update!
Though I had to say, you're such a tease at the end.... I'll make you pay next time. :lol:
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this is seriously funny i came in from havin a bad day and this brightened my mood so much thanks for maing me in a good mood to go out with my mates !!
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
My God, Gekikara is very perverted kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk '
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Who's Dogs are does.....
Gekikara RUle Rocks
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End
Gekikara : *washing dogs in the bathtub* *humming tone*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Ah…I forgot the dog shampoo is in the cabinet…*stand up* *open door*
*few secs*
Dogs : *run outside*
Black : Tadaima~~ eh???? *surprised*
Gekikara : AAAAH THEY RUN!!! BLACK!!! STOP THEM!!! *chase*
Black : *panic* Ah!! Eh??? *confused*
Gekikara : AH CLOSE THAT DOOR CLOSE THAT AHHH THEY ESCAPED!!!
Black : Congratulations, get another job.
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Wahaha! This scene... CUTE! And Funny at the same time... :yep: I really Loled at this scene...
Not a Fighter
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Black~~ *cling*
Black : Let go!
*later on shower*
Gekikara : *appear* Black~~ *hug*
Black : Why are you here??? Get out! *kick*
*later at bedtime*
Black : Geki…
Gekikara : What? *pissed* *back-facing*
Black : Um…hey *nudge*
Gekikara : Don’t touch me! *still back-facing*
Black : I’m sorry…
Gekikara : *turn* Apology accepted! *grin*
Black : Eh?? So fast?? (o_o)
Gekikara : Told you. I’m a lover, not a fighter *smirk*
Black : Okay, thank you *smile*
Gekikara : *suddenly on top* That means I’m going to f*ck you till death tonight… *smirk*
Black : EHHH!!! (O//////O)
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LOL! Geki is such a Tease..
I'm waiting for A Sex Cute Scene of BlackGeki.... BlackGeki was Really Popular in Forum, Nowadays!
Gotta Love this Pairing more! XD Update Soon!
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me want update :( :bow:
:on gay:
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more pleeeeeease çç :mon cry:
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Replies~~ :deco:
@korisunyan dude you comment twice lol :grin: omg thanks for waiting! here's the update...
btw geki is not pervert...is just the way she "APPRECIATES" her wife's body...
@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI pay me first :grin: no i mean pray for me lols
@XxRoByNxX78 & @xxx220 :grin: :grin:
@Nakamii whoa...you are a BlackGeki shipper too? this pairing seems doesnt have so many shipper tho :doh: haha...thanks for laughing! (and reading of course)
@anzai48
Dog Breeder & Darkness Queen's New Life: Soon their apartment turn into a zoo...thank god the dogs escaped! (havent i mentioned that Gekikara is count as animal too?)
Ohohoho...for these drabbles...i think im gonna make stories of ALL the chara in the Majigak. i think thats interesting idea tho. for Nezumi? wait for that~~
Gekikara's Rule II: lol yes hahaha...so she didnt have to take it by herself :rofl: lazy geki...
Oh...Black is such a fast healer, she WILL be able to walk lolol :twisted:
@Sieka Yes move on Sieka-san! XD Others still need your writings! (even me) (wait, how cruel me not getting much time for reading such amazing stories from this creature...)
*singing Pitbull* unos, dos, tres, squat, I know you love me~~ you know i love ya~~ *get shot by Sieka-san* at least i hope ppl didnt catch you smiling alone...otherwise they'll think you need medicine :cathappy:
I see...you are a gleek too? :w00t: :w00t: FYEAH pregnant Black!! Majigak supposed to give a scene for that...but well, they let our imaginations go wild :grin:
Starting to read your chinmoku tho...i can barely update and seeing this forum everyday, so to be honest, i saved some pages of your fanfics and read it later...ugh :doh:
I want to make your heart skip hundreds beats then...lets see the plot then...
Yuki and Rena got into quarrel (you decide the problem) >> Yuki evicts Rena>> Rena doesnt want to see Yuki for months >> Yuki angsty>> The climax is Yuki's scene angsty in the shower>> Rena comes and apologize >> Yuki blushes >> they are so emotional in the shower>> Rena says how she misses Yuki, she miss all about Yuki...even her touch and her body danced underneath her >> Yuki says how she wanted to be touched by Rena...she miss Rena's touches and kisses >>Something-something happened >> Eru is attending Sieka-san's funeral
hahhahaa...i want to make their life in this story so...so...slowly (not really) i just dont want them to be old soon :(
End: okay, she's bad at taking care of actual animals, i mean her own instinct towards black... :rofl:
Another Victim: there'll be the sequel of this problem in my next update...including Nezumi too (oops i give a spoiler here)
Punishment: yes she said that! once in Magical Radio and once in some interview...i forgot the name hehe (but i LOVEEE her voice in TWO ROSES and Ame no Pianist tho XD)
Gekikara’s Rule II: lol based on true story! me do that too :grin:
Promise with Yuko-san: in the past, prolly Yuko-san said to her, "You're always love hearing ppl scream in pain, from now on, be a lover and love your wife's scream of pleasure" that makes sense :grin:
waiting for your feedback too! :grin:
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It's been almost a week for me not updating this! :sweatdrop: I doubled the number of the drabbles because some days ago was special for me (the day when my mom launching me between her legs seventeen years ago) and i had the mood for writing some more :w00t: so here are these special 20 drabbles...hope theyre worth the wait! 8) (if its not good, please call 911 for imprisoning eru or just simply laugh at me, not the jokes)
personal blabs: im so effin want Yukirin's new Photobook "Yu...Yu...Yukirin!" :drool: :drool:...smexy smexy gravure~~
oh btw total drabbles so far: 212 :w00t:
for the doujin? hm...Ying-nee-chan (she asked me to call her like that heheh) is having an exams week too ha to the ha...so we both probably cant do much update recently...sorry for that :nervous anw enjoy! (sorry for blabbing too much, eru is back to the math book...)
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Special Service
Gekikara : *grunt* Uhh…Ohh…Oh my God…
*later*
Gekikara : It feels so good, Black…
*later*
Gekikara : Ah! Ah! Black! Please be gentle…
Black : What makes your back ache, seriously? *massage*
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How to Deal With Your Son
Gekikara : *approach* Hey you boy. What are you eating?
Baby : *munch* Meyon pan~~ *munch*
Gekikara : Can I have some? *smile*
Baby : *munch* No! My meyon pan! *turn*
Gekikara : *think*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *munch*
Baby : *stare*
Gekikara : What? You want this?
Baby : *nod*
Gekikara : *grin* Give me your melon pan, you can have this.
Black : *appear* Really Geki? You give a 3 year old spicy senbei???
(Senbei is the one Gekikara gave to Dance in MajiGak 2, oh and Gekikara’s standard is really, really spicy)
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Impact
Baby : *approach*Touchan~ Play! Play together!
Gekikara : Okay, okay…what do you want to play? *lazy*
Baby : Ride! I wanna ride horse!!
Gekikara : Again? *sigh* Play something else?
Baby : *shake head* I wanna ride horse!
*an hour later*
Black : *appear* What are you guys doing?
Baby : *laugh triumphantly on Gekikara’s back* Go my horse!! Go! Go!
Gekikara : Black, prepare to massage my back again tonight…
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Misinterpreting
*kitchen*
Black : Oh my God, where is it?? *confused*
Gekikara : *appear* Need help?
Black : Where do you put all the plates, glasses, bowls, and spoons?
Gekikara : I sold them.
Black : WHAT? WHY?
Gekikara : Yesterday you asked me to clean the kitchen right?
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Abandoned but Important
*summer*
Gekikara : *sweating* Ugh…I really, really hate summer! *lazing on couch*
Black : *sweating* The air-con isn’t working either…
Gekikara : Such a cheap apartment.
Black : Stop complaining. Wait, I remember putting an old senpuuki in the storeroom…
Gekikara : I sold them last week for 1000 yen.
Black : WHAT?
Gekikara : It’s so old, someone asked it for 700 but I demanded a higher price…
Black : I DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
(Senpuuki means electric fan)
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Not the Right Time for Flirting, Dude
Black : Stop doing that garage sale!!
Gekikara : Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : YES! YES I’M MAD! You’re always selling things without telling me first!!
Gekikara : You’re so cute when you’re mad *giggle*
Black : YEAH, WELL I’M ABOUT TO GET REAL F*CKING ADORABLE!!
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Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara in Your Life (Black’s POV)
Cons:
Black : She can’t take care of the child well. I don’t really trust leaving him alone with Geki.
Cons:
Black : She’s so lazy and jobless. Her activities are mostly eating, sleeping, watching TV, and repeating.
Cons:
Black : She sells things without my permission. She’ll be emptying the entire apartment soon.
Cons:
Black : She’s sometimes childish. She likes to cling and kissing me randomly.
Cons:
Black : She’s skinny but eats like pig. The whole fridge is hers.
Pros:
Black : Umm…she’s incredibly so good on bed…I don’t need to explain more.
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I’m a Lover
*Black bumped into Gekikara in an alley*
Gekikara : *beating Yankees* *giggle* Die! Die you all! *giggle*
Black : *surprised* Geki…what are you doing here?
Gekikara : *kick* Working! *giggle* For Sado! *punch*
Black : You said you’re not a fighter now. Your promise to Yuko-san!
Gekikara : Yes, I’m not *giggle* I’m a lover! I love you more, so I have to work for my family sake! *giggle*
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Question
Black : I thought I put it here…*panic* where is it?
Gekikara : *appear* Something’s missing?
Black : Geki, do you know where my Rosario is? *confused*
Gekikara : What does it look like?
Black : IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HORSES HAVING SEX! IT’S A CROSS GEKI, IT LOOKS LIKE CROSS WITH SEMI-NAKED JESUS ON IT FOR GOD SAKE!
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Pros and Cons of Having Black in Your Life (Gekikara’s POV)
Cons:
Gekikara : She’s quite terrible at cooking. Especially the child’s meal. I can’t stand the taste.
Cons:
Gekikara : She’s always giving more melon pans to the child. Even my share.
Cons:
Gekikara : She’s so tsundere. Being lovey-dovey is a rare chance.
Cons:
Gekikara : Her poems are super boring. More than Choukoku’s.
Cons:
Gekikara : She’s stingy. Always talks about income-outcome.
Pros:
Gekikara : I can't resist her hotness.
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Income
*Sado comes visiting*
Gekikara : Yay, money! *giggle*
Sado : Thanks for working with me. You really are a help, Gekikara. *smile*
Black : *amazed* How many people she beat?
Sado : About hundred, I’ve become really busy lately *smirk*
Black : *shiver* This woman is really dangerous…
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A Wife’s Statement
*Sado’s still in BuraGeki’s place*
Baby : *munching Melon Pan* *laugh*
Gekikara : *approach**taking Melon Pan*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Sado : Gekikara…!
Black : Gekikara is just like trees. She takes forever to grow up *exhale*
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Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara and Black in Your Life (Baby’s POV)
Pros:
Baby : Although Kaachan’s poem is boring, I love her singing voice.
Pros:
Baby : They always give me nice present in my birthday. I love the tricycle.
Pros:
Baby : Touchan always let me ride her back and Kaachan always give me lots of melon pans.
Pros:
Baby : Although Touchan is clumsy, she cares a lot about me.
Pros:
Baby : Although they haven’t given me a name, I’m happy that they always give me what I want and never got mad at me.
Cons:
Baby : I don’t know what are they doing but they’re so noisy at night, especially weekend.
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Lazy Rule
*Gekikara is watching TV*
Gekikara : Black, make me some food please? *nudge*
Black : In the kitchen, get it yourself *reading Bible*
Gekikara : Never mind, I’m not hungry.
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Last Option
Gekikara : Tadaima~~ hic! Blaaack~~ hic!
Black : Oh my God, don’t tell me she’s coming home drunk again…
Gekikara : Whazzup Black~~ hic!
Black : About to chain you on a cross *bringing metal chain*
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Wondering
*bedtime conversation*
Gekikara : Ne, Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : Why you always spend more than an hour in the bathroom?
Black : Why are you asking that?
Gekikara : I wonder if you have some special bathing ritual…
Black : Shower is the place of thoughts and decision making, Gekikara. Goodnight. *sleep*
Gekikara : I don’t understand…
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Gakuran’s Visit II
Gakuran : You guys have a bathroom?
Gekikara : NO. We shit outside (-_-‘’)
Gakuran : (o_o)
Black : Geki…
Gakuran : Can I use it?
Gekikara : NO. There’s a monster. It will eat YOU. Don’t go in. (-_-‘’)
Gakuran : (o_o)
Black : Geki, what’s your problem? (-_-) Right there, Gakuran. Turn to left beside the kitchen.
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Warm
*morning on bed*
Gekikara : Black…wake up! *nudge*
Black : *grunt*
Gekikara : You’re not going to work? *nudge*
Black : I don’t feel very well *sneeze* see?
Gekikara : Wait I want to see your temperature
*few mins*
Gekikara : 38C…it’s quite high. You sleep well for today, okay? I’ll be here if you need something *kissing Black’s forehead* I love you…
Black : *sneeze* yes…thanks Geki *smile*And umm…*fidget*
Gekikara : Yes?
Black : I love you too *blush*
Gekikara : So the iceberg melts in THIS temperature…*giggle*
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Lazy Rule II
Gekikara : *taking nap on the couch*
Baby : *approach* *laugh* *hit Gekikara with a rubber ball on the face*
Gekikara : *shocked* WHA-Hey!! *get up*
Baby : I got Touchan! *stick out tongue*
Gekikara : *sigh* *back to sleep*
Baby : Touchan, Hit me back! It’s a war!!!
Gekikara : Do not want. I’ll let karma mess you up. Zzzz…
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Opinion
*bedtime*
Gekikara : *stare*
Black : *realize* What?
Gekikara : I don’t know, you are so beautiful tonight…*stroking Black’s hair*
Black : Eh…*blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* thanks…
Gekikara : And I love that black lingerie you wear, it suits you *smile*
Black : *blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* you like it?
Gekikara : But I like it more when you wear nothing…*grin*
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pray for eru for getting her life back to normal, normal here means no tests and exams and only and ONLY fangirling... :catglare:
probably updating in the next week duh... :sweatdrop:
btw, this fic is also available in Portuguese: http://akb48friends.blogspot.com.br/2012/03/fic-black-x-gekikara-daily-life.html (http://akb48friends.blogspot.com.br/2012/03/fic-black-x-gekikara-daily-life.html) thx to Yon48 for the translation credits :)
bye~~ i'm leaving my ramen boiling in the kitchen, gotta eat it now XD
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shes gonna let karma mess the baby up when some yankees out there pretty much think shes there karma lol
the pros and cons ohh i coudnt stop laughin
update soon
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Belated Happy Birthday LeNosferatu-san! You sly tease, you're seriously lucky you had your birthday or else I would.... *mumbles to self* Anyways, I'd call the funeral anytime for you if you ever die because of Yuki's new PB, though I'd probably be a double dead spirit by then...hmm.... :lol:
I am moving on. Its just that, its hard to think or write anything at all right now with this much heat here, I mean gosh the weather here in PH is so hot, I feel like I don't want to move at all to be honest.... :bleed eyes: Creature? Eh....how cruel, cruel indeed... I'm a creature now LeNosferatu-san? You wound me quite a lot with that, hahaha, I'm used to it though... :lol:
Ehmm... I'm not gonna shot you you know... *blush* I do love you.... joke~ XD :lol:
Too late to say that bud, my mom already caught me smiling and laughing like a maniac, damaged done, pride is wounded for being called a lunatic by my brother, hahaha, again, jokes aside that, they already did see me smiling by myself. :lol: Its all your fault you know, LeNosferatu-san. :lol:
I'm a gleek of course. :cathappy: I ship Brittana and FaBerry, though after learning that Rachel's gonna marry Fin, I'm down in the dumps about FaBerry, oh well... :lol: You do know that my imagination is quite active, I already have a few...dangerous smexy plots I have in mind...what more if MG featured Black being pregnant, oh gosh...excuse me I need to drain off the blood rushing into my head... :lol:
Hahaha, read it when you can, Chinmoku's like long...and there's still Part VI that's being written... :lol:
Make my heart skip a hundred beat? Oh dear... :catglare: You are so responsible for any brain damage or heart failures that'll happen to me LeNosferatu-san... I tell you, I'm so gonna make you pay for the hospital bills for anything that'll happen to my spirit... :lol: XD
Plot...the plot...omg, omg omg omg omg omg, omgwtfbbqomgwtfh.....
I can see it, no no no no, I can really see it, hell Yuki and Rena getting into a heated argument, both saying things they shouldn't tell to each other, and Rena gets overly angry and leaves, slamming the door in the process, leaving Yuki alone in the apartment to think of her mistakes and to cool her temper off and when she realizes what she had done, she'll mourn for all the unnecessary hurtful words she said to Rena and starts to ignore her own health while she tries to find Rena, who hasn't been coming home for a week already...oh dang, angst, I like it....
That shower scene however doesn't fit in the part, but mah.... If we had the other Rappapa members come in the story and help Black or try to remind her to take care of herself, even as far as to shove her into the shower while they try to look for Rena, and omg...yeah, convince Geki to come home, that would be really good.... I can totally see how what you wrote about Rena saying that she misses everything about Yuki and Yuki missing Rena... *coughs* hot massages... *coughs* it would totally fit in there and then after reconciling, there would be a make-up time for being without each other through 'that'...under a hot steamy shower hoh... *cough* Imagine if Yuki, I mean, Black takes the lead and Geki receives all the incoming attacks, that's just......omg, imagine it, Geki being all dere dere....ahhhh dayum, I'm dying again..... :bleed eyes:
...Look what you made me type, hahaha, omg.... :lol: XD
That doesn't seem to be slow you know LeNosferatu-san....but yeah, I don't want them to get old quickly, so try making the story more slower... :lol:
Geki should just focus on taking care of Black instead of the animals and find a new job. XD
Hohoho, I want to see Nezumi soon. :lol: You're such a tease you know, a spoiler too. XD
Oh oh oh! Two Roses is such a treat to watch, Rena did quite a good job in singing there, she almost fooled me because she does sound really good there. :lol:
Hehehe, 5 second rules can never disappear from our lives. :roll:
Yuko is such a pervert, now I wonder if she's nosebleeding up in her place there whenever she watches BlackGeki having their hot nightly(?) massages...dang, I so so want to see Yuko. :lol: Also, it does make sense if Yuko said it, you can never go wrong when Yuko says it. Hahaha....perverted squirrel is such a pervert. :lol:
I'm not even reviewing your update and I already wrote quite a long comment....lol. :lol: Anyways, gonna comment on it, I think this'll be a really long long comment. Prepare your eyes LeNosferatu-san! :cathappy:
Special Service
So now you resulted to massages, looks like I can't use the word 'hot massage' now that you used massage...gonna turn it to the technique of bed art...hohoho, but dang, Black must be really good at massaging if it makes Geki moan in pleasure, I wonder what Black can do when she takes the offensive...... :roll:
How to Deal With Your Son
LOL, I remember that scene! She really scared Dance into eating that! Even making Dance eat two...lol. Geki is so awesome hahaha, I also liked that scene because its Rena eating... :heart: But yeah, Geki needs to grow up, also giving her son something spicy isn't good, especially since his only three years old. :lol:
Impact
So that's why Geki's back is hurting, looks like your getting old now Geki, better start doing some exercises like some sit-ups.... Hehehehe....though I doubt Geki can exercise, Rena's bad at it, so I'm guessing that that'll transpire to Geki too. :lol: At least Black knows how to massage~ :heart:
Misinterpreting
Ehhh? Just admit that you're lazy to clean up the kitchen that's why you sold the utensils Geki... :sweatdrop: What are they gonna use now? Tsk... Geki, you are making your wifey angry...
Abandoned but Important
Ahhh....time to dip into a tub of cold water, don't get angry Black, at least you got money, also....there's also a few ways to take off the heat, tsk....don't increase the heat any further Geki, seems like Black might really deal with you soon, like with a few chains and a certain cross... :lol:
Not the Right Time for Flirting, Dude
You have a really really bad timing Geki! :lol:
Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara in Your Life (Black’s POV)
With five cons and one pro, I think the cons weigh in more than that pro, and that pro isn't even worthy of being added! Yeah, Geki might be good at making you scream, groan, moan, twitch, twist and rip the bed and the pillows in two because of Geki's roughness that it'll probably render you unable to move for a while, but Black, please come up with a better pro, even though I liked that you opened your rather....ehem, private sexy night life. :lol:
I’m a Lover
Why not become a hired assassin or murderer then Geki? Seems like you'd do so much as to hurt a thousand people just to earn a living for your family, though I doubt Black would be happy about that. :lol:
Question
UWAH!! You didn't have to say that Black, omg omg omg omg omg...... :sweatdrop:
Pros and Cons of Having Black in Your Life (Gekikara’s POV)
Black needs to learn how to cook, like seriously, and she needs to lessen her icyness, but dang, I do agree with Geki on this one, Black is really sexy, so slim, tall and flawless.......tsk, no wonder Geki just wants to use her hot technique of bed art so much....tsk, now if only Black doesn't resist Geki's advances then I'd be in peace by now, probably? :lol: XD
Income
Sado.... I have no words to say other than you being so awesome.... :lol:
A Wife’s Statement
Geki is a rock Black, she's hard and she won't ever grow up. :lol:
Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara and Black in Your Life (Baby’s POV)
This kid is too spoiled! He needs to have limits........but poor child, he doesn't know that his parents are having a rough sexy hot night in bed, lol, he'll learn of that when he gets older, maybe then he'd stumble on them while his taking a trip to the kitchen for a glass of cold water or milk.... :lol: XD
Lazy Rule
It's better not to ask Black to make you food Geki, its better that way. :lol:
Last Option
Hahaha, bondage? Hahaha, jokes aside, Geki needs to stop coming home drunk....that'll just cause a lot of trouble for Black... :lol: I mean, she does chain Geki on a cross and all...maybe upside down again even? XD
Wondering
I wonder as well Geki...Maybe your wifey is angsting in the shower? Because of you? Now if you just join her in the shower and make her feel better then maybe she wouldn't be spending an hour alone in that place alone. :lol:
Gakuran’s Visit II
I wonder.... is Geki jealous or alarmed by Gakuran? Hahaha, seems like she hates Gakuran for being there, maybe because she thinks that Gakuran would steal Black from her? But lol, Black only has affections for you Geki, she wouldn't love Gakuran, and Gakuran is serious about Atsuko~ :lol:
Warm
The ice melts, Yuki, I mean Black is so dere dere, but Geki......you can't touch your wifey, she's sick after all.... Just take care of her properly, okay? Don't make your wifey angry... :)
Lazy Rule II
LOL. :lol:
Opinion
Why......are you such a tease LeNosferatu-san?
Omg, this is just so.........dayum, omg.........dere dere Black and suave Geki is coming in, omg looks like the night will be long again, and nothing will be shown to us readers, tsk...such a tease.... :lol: A black lingerie though? I think a white lingerie suits Black........or maybe red? Hmm........black though, ahh, that's good too.... :lol: I was thinking of Black wearing a baby doll though.... ;)
Now look, you made me write another long review...hahahaha, dang.... :lol:
Anyways, thanks for the update! :cathappy:
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@anzai-san
I can't just end this comment of mine, not when I noticed anzai-san's comment. :lol:
Okay, seriously, it feels like you two are double ganging at me, hahaha you seriously want me to get teased more eh anzai-san? I'll get back at you one day as well! :lol: I'll make you feel the heat and steam, tsk, mark my words...rofl... XD
And again, lol... XD
I almost died there when I read LeNosferatu-san's plot, not killed though, just...almost, hahaha.....
Oiii....you're too cruel, don't trap my poor spirit...hahaha, I'm already being cruelly teased around by you two, and I will update Chinmoku, I'd probably even update on a few fics too when I get them all written down...but seriously! Once I get a free time, I'll really write a smexy fic and get back at you guys for being such cruel teasers!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD XD XD :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I'm so crazy busy these days too so I can totally understand you >< Hope everything go well for you :)
Thanks so much for the update though I was always looking forward to it :) I especially love the pros and cons mini series in this batch :) It felt like I'm watching the 3 part skit on Bimyo~ :D LOL though now besides the baby's mental health I'm worried he gonna learn inappropriate things too soon thanks to his tou-chan and ka-chan. My suggestion is Geki needs to work hard on her job in order for them to afford a sound proof room lol. Awww I love "Warm" <3, Geki may be a lazy bum but she sure loves her wife.
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The pros and cons are so funny especially the baby's POV
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Im looking foward to your next update :twothumbs
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@XxRoByNxX78 & @kahem The pros and cons idea is suggested by my cousin! Lol i didnt think his idea could make you laugh! :cathappy:
@dukkong Thank you for your support dukkong-san :) Aww sound proof? that idea may come in handy :lol:
@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI thank you! and sorry for the late update :doh:
@anzai48 Thanks for the utterance! XD
You know what, its one final push anzai-san! one final push to make Sieka-san writes THAT scene...or maybe with her superultrabetter version (mine is crap) :inlove: let's prepare with some blood pack and tissues...hohohoho :twisted: so, keep pushing (teasing) hahahahahhaah *haunted by Sieka-san*
I dont think Black is living with the parents like Maeda anyway...she lives by herself maybe :?
Yeah, forcing her to update Chinmoku but me still having no time to read it...tsk :smhid
Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara and Black in Your Life (Baby’s POV):
well...he hasnt had any sex-ed dude XD how come he'll know lololol. he, that time, might be thinking that his parents were playing horses or something...whoopsies :w00t:
everyone doesnt get what happened in Gakuran Visit II eh? :lol: thats okay, i'll let you imagining things. thats actually what happen when Geki is in her PMS. she becomes so sarcastic and turns into queen of complaints everyday :rofl:
@Sieka Thanks for that too Sieka-san! :lol: lol but im not birthday girl anymore...you can haunt me, hunt me, burn me on the stake, or love me cause im awesome (the last is just kidding)
Yes you are a creature...what can be called by human if you are dead twice? thrice with Yukirin's PB (MAYYYN the sneak peek is so damn hawwwt)
Ah another BritTana shipper! :w00t: im glad they kissed in Season 3 episode heart at Breadstix awawawaawwh :wub: FaBerry huh...you can buy your hair if you want it grow...you can fix your nose if you say so~~ *eru is singing and get shot by sieka-san* well yeah...im not a FaBerry shipper cause i think Rachel is totally straight XD and she has Finn...ahh i hope Quinn wont die soon :panic: she got bumped by a car in the last episode~~ (and glee is still hiatus till now :doh: i cant wait for the next ep)
If anything happens to you I'll fly to PH~~~ (if i had enough money lolol)
You know that plot...umm basically im planning and thinking about making it more than one round. Yuki and Rena or Black and Geki is too hot to be written in one round! hehehehe~~~ round one in shower...round two in...(you decide it sieka-san)
if it is the princess pairing which is YukiRena...i prefer Yuki on top...you know with her "Black" side hahhahah :lol: when it comes to BuraGeki...Geki is on top :grin: and now im writing your ideas about reversing roles...
"Geki ran her hands up and down Black's body...making her shiver with a sigh...the warm water...(continue yourself, i dont want tainting everyone more)"
For nezucenter is in below
Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara in Your Life (Black’s POV): actually is in her mind tho...we readers just peeking it and the writer just revealing it....
about gakuran incident is on anzai-san's answer!
(me is keep being a cruel teaser, forever, for sieka-san) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Reverse
*2 AM*
Black : *grunt* *get up* Ugh…I’m hungry…*walk to the kitchen*
Gekikara : *peek* *yawn* Black?
*kitchen*
Black : *making toast*
Gekikara : *appear* I want midnight snack too…
Black : *surprised* You awake? *yawn*
Gekikara : *hug from back* what are you making?
Black : Mmm…just some peanut butter and jelly…*yawn* you want one?
Gekikara : *giggle* Nope…I want another flavor *bite Black’s neck*
Black : Geki…not now please…*struggle*
Gekikara : *giggle* *whisper* Let see if you can stop me *bite*
Black : *vanish*
Gekikara : *giggle* It’s unfair you use your power!! Where are you?? *giggle*
Black : *suddenly behind Gekikara**whisper* Here…
Gekikara : *giggle* Ne…Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : No, but I’d love to hear your screams this time… *grab*
Gekikara : Oh, crap…*sweat-dropped*
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Main Reason
*Black is working behind the cash register, as usual*
Black : Irasshaimase~~ huh, Geki?
Gekikara : I’m buying these~~ *queuing*
Black : *scanning barcodes* what makes you here?
Gekikara : Visiting a wife and I’m hungry! *giggle* Okotteru?
Black : No. It just unusual...Okay here goes xxxx yen.
Gekikara : I don’t bring money…
Black : Then why are you going shopping? (-_-)
Gekikara : That’s why I’m here!
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New Problem
Gekikara : You’re useless…
Black : That’s abusing authority! *push* Move. There’s a long line behind you.
Gekikara : I’m so hungry…*lips trembling* *teary eyes* Please? Just a pack of chips? Pretty, pretty please??
Black : You can wait till dinner time while taking care of him.
Gekikara : Oh, I bring him here anyways. Hey boy, say hi to ka-OH MY GOD WHERE IS HE??? OH MY GOD HE’S GONE *panic*
Black : *panic* W-WHA, YOU LEFT HIM???
Gekikara : NO! HE WAS STILL HOLDING MY SKIRT MINUTES AGO!!! *panic*
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Finding Nemo, I mean Baby
Black : Go find the security man! He might of seeing him! *panic*
Gekikara : O-okay okay! *run*
*few mins*
Security : How does your child look like?
Gekikara : It’s a boy
Security : Be more specific please?
Gekikara : He hates vegetables, he never pisses on the bed, he always-
Security : TOO specific, Miss.
Gekikara : You’re useless *leaving*
Security : HEY! (=.=)
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Trouble Sleeping
*1 AM*
Gekikara : Black…*nudge*
Black : Zzzz…hnng?
Gekikara : I can’t sleep… accompany me please? *whining*
Black : mmm tired Geki…nnntake some sleeping pillsnnn…
Gekikara : I did. But I was mistaken by sugar pills…
Black : *snap* Huh???
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Intolerant
Gekikara : Black? *whining* Please…? I’m scared being the only one awake at this hour…*shake*
Black : You’re twenty one. Go awaynnn…*back to sleep*
Gekikara : You’re so cold! Too cold! *shake* *shake*
Black : TV will be your friend thennn…leave me alonehnnn…zzzz…
Gekikara : Okay, let’s have some fun maybe? *start kissing Black*
Black :*realize* hmh…hmmh…? Hmmh! Gekikara, stop! *wake up* I’m too tired to do that now.
Gekikara : I won’t, *keep kissing* unless you say yes *giggle*
Black : Hmmh…hmmh…!! O-okay! Okay! Just let me sleep on the couch okay? I’m really tired…
Gekikara : Yay! Sure, as long as I’m not alone in the living room *grin*
Black : She always uses that to blackmail me…what an insane! *shiver*
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Black’s Concern
*Dinner time*
Gekikara : Gochisousama~~ Thanks for the meal!
Black : You seemed so hungry. You even ate three.
Gekikara : Well, since it’s not your cooking, I’m able to eat as much as I want.
Black : I’m going to bathroom *leaving*
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Angsting
Gekikara : *knock* Black? Honey, open the door please…*knock* *knock*
Black : *keep silent*
Gekikara : *think*
*few secs*
Gekikara : Black? I need to pee! Open the door please…*knock*
Black : *keep silent*
Gekikara : It’s not working…doushiyo…*think*
*few secs*
Gekikara : I know what you are doing there…*knock* Black, I’m sorry okay? Let me in *knock*
Black : *keep silent*
Gekikara : *inhale* Yukirin…open the door please…*knock* Yukirin…
Black : *open the door* *blush* What do you want!
Gekikara : It worked… *smirk*
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Orange Flavor
Gekikara : Now you cute boy, time for brushing your teeth *smile* here, hold the toothbrush and follow me how to do it *give*
Baby : *nod*
Gekikara : Up and down…again up and down…NO NO DON’T DO THAT!
*later*
Black : Done?
Gekikara : We shouldn’t buy children toothpaste anymore…
Black : Why?
Gekikara : He’d rather eating it than brushing teeth with it…
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Sweets
Baby : Kaachan~ Kaachan~ *run* I want candy! *tug*
Black : *crouch* I’ll buy you later, okay? *smile*
Baby : But I want it now! Now! *shake* *shake*
Black : There’s no candy here, sweetheart. I promise you’ll get one later. *smile*
Baby : *frown* *leaving*
Black : *sigh*
Baby : *walking to the bathroom*
Black : *realize* *run* *catch* No! No! Don’t ever think about swallowing toothpaste again, okay?
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Afterlife
Gekikara : Ugh…I don’t wanna play Prince-and-Horse again…*grunt*
Black : You are such an old woman *massage*
Gekikara : Hey I’m 21! *grunt* move down a bit, Black. Yeah…right there…ugh…
Black : You better work out or do something than just lazing on the couch all day *massage*
Gekikara : I hate sports…you know that.
Black : You’ll die twenty years earlier than me.
Gekikara : That’s okay. I’ll be able to meet Yuko-san. Also, I can freely staring at you when you’re in bathroom, naked, without getting kicked by you *giggle*
Black : Pervert *leaving*
Gekikara : H-hey! I was just kidding. Ouch, Black! My back still hurts! Hey!
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Bed Habit
*kitchen*
Gekikara : Black…I have a problem…
Black : *cutting vegetables* Yes, what is it?
Gekikara : So, I’m having this new habit of sleep talking and sleep walking. It’s awkward when I wake up I’ll be anywhere but my bed. It’s so annoying…
Black : Sleep talking, huh? It may be caused by blahblahblah…and then blahblahblah. Therefore, you should blahblahblah.
Gekikara : *yawn* Morning. Eh, what are you doing here, Black?
Black : …
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Trick or Treat
Baby : Kaachan~ *tug* where is my candy?
Black : *smike* I’ve bought it. Wait here I’ll go get it, okay?
Baby : Yaay! Arigatou Kaachan~~
*kitchen*
Black : Huh? I thought I put them he-Oh my God! *flashing to the living room* GEKIKARA!!
Gekikara : Yes? *munch* *munch*
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21 VS 3
Baby : Give me my candy, Touchan!! *jump* *brawl*
Gekikara : Ay, no!! *dodge*
Baby : I hate Touchan!!! *punch*
Gekikara : *sticking out tongue* You loser!!
Baby : HWEEEEEE!!!! I WANT THAT CANDY!! I HATE TOUCHAN!*kick* *punch* *brawl*
Gekikara : *running away* *giggle* *giggle*
Black : …
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Apprehension
Black : You can’t have his candies!
Gekikara : Oh yeah? Why!
Black : Because it’s all his!
Gekikara : So I can’t have his candies while he can have half of my melon pan????
Black : He needs to eat more!
Gekikara : It’s unfair! You spoil him too much!
Black : I’m not! And Geki, you’re not a kid anymore!
Gekikara : I’m preventing him from having premature diabetes!
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Gekikara’s Concern
*BuraGeki on the couch*
Baby : Kaachan~~ *approach*
Black : *reading Bible* Yes?
Baby : Can I have one more candy? Can I have one more? Can I? *tug* *tug*
Black : Mmm…*hesitate*
Gekikara : *glaring at Black*
Black : You can have it after dinner okay? You already ate three.
Baby : But I want it now! Now, Kaachan! Now! *shake* *shake*
Gekikara : *glaring at Black*
Black : Not now, sweetheart *pet*
Baby : HWEEEEEEE!!!!! HWAAAAAA!!!!
Black : *uneasy* Umm...uhh…Just one okay? Don’t ask for more.
Baby : *suddenly stop crying* Yaaay!! Okay just one! I love you Kaachan~~ *leaving*
Gekikara : SEE? YOU SPOIL HIM AGAIN!
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Yankee Rule
*the park*
Gekikara : You go play. I’ll wait here, okay?
Baby : Okay, Touchan~~ *riding tricycle*
*few mins*
Someone : You. Are you his parent? *point at baby*
Gekikara : Umm…I guess?
Someone : He threw a stone at my son! Look, his head is bleeding! *point at a boy*
Baby : Touchan~~ gomen…*scared*
Gekikara : *bow* sumimasendeshita! Really sorry!
*later at home*
Gekikara : Boy, sit down.
Baby : *nervous* *sit*
Black : What happened? *join*
Gekikara : What did that boy do to you?
Baby : He…he tried to shove me to the pond…so…*teary eyes* *lips trembling*
Black : You hurt someone at the park? *worry*
Baby : He…he is so big and scary, Touchan. *sob* Gomen, Touchan…
Gekikara : Listen. Never throw stones to another people okay? It’s not a good thing.
Black : *nod* Listen to your Touchan
Gekikara : You should just punch him in the face and run away!
Black : GEKIKARA!!
Gekikara : What? We are Yankee right?
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Still Wondering
*bedtime*
Gekikara : Ne, Black?
Black : Hm?
Gekikara : About you and the shower…I still don’t understand about it…
Black : *exhale* I’ve told you-
Gekikara : I know, I know. But why shower? Is that place THAT special?
Black : Because they make you feel nice and clean, also turn you into a professional singer.
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Lonely
*BuraGeki in the living room*
Black : *reading bible*
Gekikara : *watching TV*
Baby : *approach* Kaachan~~ let’s draw fruits! *tug*
Black : *keep reading* Ask your Touchan
Baby : Touchan~~let’s play prince and horse! *tug*
Gekikara : My back hurts…*keep watching*
Baby : Let’s draw?
Gekikara : My hand hurts…*keep watching*
Baby : *stare* Touchan…Kaachan…Let’s play!!! *tug* *tug* *tug*
BuraGeki : No!!
BuraGeki : *realize* *stare at each other*
Baby : *lips trembling* *teary eyes*
Black : Go play with him.
Gekikara : He asked you first!
Baby : *play with ball* *mumble* I wish I had a sister to play with…*sob*
BuraGeki : O/////O!!!
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If you are wondering where is Nezumi and Center appearances are...they'll be in my next update :lol:
Do you want this drabbles to stay focused on BuraGeki and baby's life with all majisuka chara coming up one by one with special story related to them OR i change into Majisuka Daily Life? Or should i make another thread about it? Or what :lol: ?
Any critics and ideas are welcomed :D
PS: pray for Mayuyu, her doctor says she got Gastroenteritis and Pharyngitis so she should absent for days D: (from my twitter timeline via ameba)
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Center and Nezumi appearance!!!!~ :mon star: I wonder what will happen~ :mon evillaff:
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First...thank for the Update...
And... I want this drabbles still focus on BuraGeki...and baby...I'm just love hove this little family daily life...so warm
And fun...lol...
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lol thanks for the update
i know this might be a bit weird me saying this but i sort of want there life when older except i have Ren from Nu'est as my husband lol he my bias
this was so funny again lol espically the yankee rule i thought why does that ring a bell then i went oh yer my dad always says that messing about and my mum has the same reaction as black lol
thanks again for the update
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Oiiiiiiiii!!! Why the heck are you pushing me to the edge of insanity, want and sparta?! :angry:
Don't tease me, don't tease me! I won't be able to stop myself from doing anything at all, my mind is already filled with so much plot and I'm already itching to write, but I can't......uwah, why are you such a tease?
.......I want to write it....uwah, but I can't even.... *mumbles to self* How mean can you get LeNosferatu-san? :(
I'll really really haunt you for this, I mean, is this how you treat your reader? Don't push me off if you want to live to see another day! :lol:
Hmm, you know, I do plan to hunt, haunt, slay and bury you if you continue on teasing me~♪ *expression darkens*
THOUGH, yes, its a big capital though...I do love you for pushing my meter up and for this wonderful drabbles, still, my love for you and your fic here isn't enough to make me stop from wanting to get back at you for teasing me.... :)
Dayum, I know what you mean.......Yukirin is so smexy, I'd die for multiple times and still end up getting killed again and again if I look at it....still, that's very cruel you know, labeling me as a creature....mah, all the more reason for me to get back at you? :cathappy:
I freaking love it when they kissed, Brittana is certainly the best pair out of all the pairings in Glee!! :twothumbs I know, Rachel is straight as the next person saying 'nay' in front of me and so is Quinn, tsk....oh well, there's still Brittana. :lol: I hate Finn though, also, I wish Glee would just resume, I wanna see Quinn alive, gosh......why does she always have it worse? Geez, its like the producers hate her or something. :(
That's sweet of you, but if you can find where I live here in PH and if you have money. :lol:
More than one round? Do you want me to make a shrine for you? You know, I already love you for these drabbles, especially since its BlackGeki, but if you do that, I'll seriously consider you as the shining apple in my eyes, though that sounds horrible and disgusting from a ghost~♪ :lol:
Round one in the shower, round two in Majisuka Gakuen's Rappapa room (cause Geki said its sacred, why not do it in a sacred place~?). I want a round three............joke~ Though I have to say....instead of shower, why not the tub? :lol:
Weird, I kinda like it reverse, if its YukiRena, I want Rena on top, if its BlackGeki, I want Black on top. I want the normally uke type to be the semes for once, geez, it would look totally......hawt and sexy.....oh dang, brain over load. :panic: Hohoho, you wrote them in reverse? Hoho, you are seriously making me consider on making a shrine for you........ :lol:
I get the message, hoho........tsk, you already had me thinking of million thoughts to use to continue that line....
Oh, so its just in Black's mind, still.....thinking of that.......Black is a pervert....... :lol:
Geki PMSing is never a good sign huh, ewuahah...... :sweatdrop: I wonder what Black is like when PMSing..... :O
I love love and hate hate you LeNosferatu-san for being such a good tease.... :cathappy: Not that I'm complaining because I love what I'm reading. 8)
Reverse
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! You made me squeal like a fangirl! UWAH, SO MEAN YOH! :lol:
Uwah uwah uwah, I mean, omg, I can seriously imagine that, hohoho...after Black grabs Geki, she pins her on the counter and kisses her, the taste of peanut butter and jelly apparent in Black's mouth, making Geki delirious over Black's sweet flavor, like an aphrodisiac and a drub combined into one. It makes Geki's body jelly, she shivers in delight over Black's hands trailing over her hot flushed skin.....oh dang. :lol: Better stop here, sorry to anyone who read that~ :P
Anyways, I can really picture it, and I certainly would not protest over the role-reversal, I mean, how could I when I love it? Hahahaha, just imagine it, Geki squirming and panting under Black, begging? Tsk, so awesome its cruel....
Main Reason
LOL, wtf Geki...
Just because Black works at the back of the cashier doesn't mean that you can take the said items with you for free.... :lol:
New Problem
Geki is such a bad papa, leaving his child unattended. :lol:
Black is panicking, what are you going to do?!
Finding Nemo, I mean Baby
WAY TOO SPECIFIC MAN!
Wtf, though I would have laughed my butt off if she said specific things about Black to some stranger.......hohoo...........Anyways, find your baby Geki! :lol:
Trouble Sleeping
Oh shnap...hahaha, poor Black, she'll get eye bags because of Geki.
Why the heck did you mistook the sleeping pills for sugar pills? You're so clumsy sometimes Geki.... XD
Intolerant
Playing with Geki in bed = 99.9999999999999999~to the infinite level % Energy drained. XD XD
TV with Geki = 50 % Energy drained. 100 % Lazy Geki. :lol:
Showering alone = 0 % Energy drained. 100 % Angsting. 100 % LOL. XD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: XD
Those things I wrote up there, I think that's the most taxing and least taxing things that for Black, lol, but lol, Geki is like the most feared out of all queens and she's scared to be up at that kind of time? WTF. :lol:
Black’s Concern
Ahahahahaha!
Showering is for decision making huh?
Like that is! I mean omg, she's just angsting there again, stop being like that Black, find a new place to angst....... :lol:
Though really, imagine it, Black angsting under the shower with warm water pelting on her body, tsk, drama overload with sobbing, crying, screaming and all those frustrations being released, uwah, intense bath.........I love the possible angst it can produce. :heart:
Angsting
Oh glorious angsting moment, I love you for this....
Black is so so crying out her frustration over her own failure, lol, its her fault......for not knowing how to cook, and I do know that Yuki doesn't cook nor do her laundries, because she thinks its hard to do, pressing the button and weighing the detergent and all, but lol...............all of those seems to really transpire on Black too, I can't blame Geki if she can't eat more with Black cooking because that's just like running suicides with Bitch Quinn as the matriarch and all. :lol:
Then again....Black doesn't really care whether you need to pee Geki, you can always pee somewhere, like what you did with Gakuran, but......hahah, excuses, its just excuses to make Black open the door.
.........Eh?
I don't get it? Why did Black open the door when Geki said Yukirin?
Is there some kind of magic behind Yuki's nickname? :lol: Still, lol, did you just have to stay there for long Black just to angst? :lol:
Orange Flavor
I....kinda did that before when I was a kid. So guilty for it I can't even say anything more.........a guiltiness, tsk. :lol:
Sweets
Uwah, what a spoiled child, Black needs to do something about it, or else........he'll ask for everything! :smhid
Afterlife
Hoho, I like your excuse Geki. You are so smart, tsk....for once, you have a nice thought.
Free peeking, no dangers of getting hurt by Black, also, you can see everything and know what exactly Black is doing in the shower when she's angsting! :lol:
Still, Black doesn't seem to like it. LOL.
Can't take the joke eh, Black? :lol:
Bed Habit
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HAHAHAHAHA! OMG, hahaha, sleep walking Geki is awesome as hell.
LOL, Black's reaction is priceless, going silent over it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Trick or Treat
Aw, Geki is eating em'...uh oh, here comes Major General Black Mama. :lol:
21 VS 3
And when the kid grows up, he'll really pawn Geki someday, what with Geki's strength and Black's speed...tsk a monster in the making! :lol:
Just give him the candies Geki, stop being a kid. :lol:
Apprehension
I...can't agree more with Geki here.
Lol, at least the kid won't die early from diabetes, but...Geki will die because of it.
Don't leave your poor Black alone as a widow though Geki, she'll be angsting for a long time under that shower....... :lol:
Gekikara’s Concern
Black is such a bad parent, spoiling the child.
That doesn't mean that Black can spoil you though Geki, your already too spoiled in bed. :lol:
Yankee Rule
Bad influence, papa Geki. :lol:
Still Wondering
Nice and clean yes......professional singer, oh, so Black sings while showering.
But she's angsting there for most of the time, making some decisions and such............lol, yeah yeah, the last excuse I'd like to not hear from her is that it also turns you into a good dancer, a sexy model and a popular idol. :lol:
Lonely
Time to make a baby Black and Geki, you heard the kid, go make a sister!!!! :lol:
Yeah, right, like that's possible, Geki isn't even a male......that won't happen, unless it comes on natural rather than just by scientific means. :lol: But, all the more reason to do some nightly hot bed techniques, don't you think so? Black? Geki? Hmmm~? :lol:
I want the focus on BlackGeki and the baby.
I think you should make another thread for Majisuka Daily Life instead, so that its separate. :) But, it depends upon your preferences.....
Aw, I hope Mayu will be fine, I really hope she's fine........tsk, she better rest up, that's got to hurt, and Tomochin was sick too you know..........I hope all the members rest up and take care of themselves.... :(
Thanks for the update :cathappy:
(You know though........I'm starting to get an immunity on all the suggestive drabbles you have here......... Before then long your teasing will be of no use to me, hohohoho. :lol:)
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thankyou so much for the update. i love it don,t worry im sure burageki will give you a sister i hope so. i still want you to write burageki drabbles on there own but you could also write majisuka daily life as well but not together, cus i love nezumi and center as well but i still want burageki drabbles on there own cus its cute lol. Thanx keep up the good work i looking foward to your next update as always. god this it so tricky writin this im doin it on my phone lol sorry about this reply being almost all writing its a bit boring. :lol: :cow: :peace: out! :)
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Thanks for the update :) I've been waiting :)
Again Black surprise me with her mood swing. I don't mind these surprises though. And Gekikara =_= a lazy bum is forever a lazy bum. Poor little Geki keep getting forgotten by her tou-chan and ka-chan. Then again his tou-chan's mental age is 3 and his ka-chan has a habit of getting emo in the bathroom >< I'm all for his request :D Getting a sister :D I hope his parent agree with him.
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Awesome as usual ^^
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rofl another great update :P :thumbup
loving the mini series! XD its awesome how gekikara can be such a kid at times :P
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I'd like you to keep it as BuraGeki since the title already said so. :P
Reverse
This is so.... so.... I'm sorry, I need the tissue to wipe my nosebleed. :on bleed:
Main Reason
Geki... Geki... Be a good dad and find a job so you can buy snacks on your own, Geki. Your wife already works very hard to support the family and... well... your big appetite.
New Problem
Again. How come you pay more attention to your snack than to your kid? You are so hopeless, Geki.
Finding Nemo
Well, it can't be helped since she is in panic situation and can't think cleary so she just doing what the security ask. But then again, since when did Gekikara ever think clear? :D
Trouble Sleeping
I don't know what sugar pills means in Indonesia but isn't it to protect someone from having pregnancy?
Intolerant
Gekikara always use her "Rough Advancement" to make Black do whatever she wishes. Geki, grow up, please.
Black's Concern
I know that Yukirin can't do well at cooking, but Rena is good at cooking. So why doesn't she the one who cook for dinner?
Angsting
Ahahaha... I'm guessing that Gekikara only called Black with "Yukirin" only when they are alone and in romance mode. That's why she come's out when Gekikara called her that.
Orange's Flavor
Mmmm... Well... I... did that when I was a kid. So... no comment for this one.
Sweets
That boy really had Gekikara's gen in him. Spoiled husband and spoiled child, I pity you Black. :P
Afterlife
Pervert Gekikara. :P
Bed Habit
This should be epic. :P
Trick or Treat
Gekikara, stop eating your child's snacks.
21 Vs 3
Well, like I said before. Spoiled Husband Vs Spoiled Child. I really pity you, Black.
Apprehension
Well, Geki really does have the point. You spoiled your child too much, Black. But it also not the reason why you can eat your child's snack, Geki.
Gekikara's Concern
Actually, from my POV, it is because Gekikara is jealous because Black spoiled her child and rarely spoil Geki. But Geki really does have the point. Don't spoil your child too much, Black.
Yankee Rule
Why don't she take out the parent and the kid take out the bully? He got Geki's and Black's ability afterall
Still Wondering
Now I know why every Yukirin's solo always a sad song. :D
Lonely
Uhm... Well... Couldn't comment on this one because I'm busy cleaning the floor because of my nosebleed. :on bleed:
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me want update :tantrum: please :on gay:
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Replies~~ wow so many replies :w00t:
@kahem & @pandah thank youu :love:
@pen-pen-chii wow its the first time you comment here~ thanks for commenting and yeah here is NezuCenter :D
@kurogumi thanks for the comment! yeah i'll stay in this family~
@XxRoByNxX78 oh~~ at first i thought you were a guy :cathappy: haha yeah i try bringing our usual life and our childhood in this drabbles basically :grin:
@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI ay ay ay im updating! im updating! sorry for the late update hooh~~
@dukkong for Black's answer i put in below :)
@virgo_shaka heeeey its the first time you comment in that format :lol: im happy tho XD
Trouble Sleeping: yes indeed, they say its for pregnancy control. but then i googled that the doctors say sugar pills is a fake drug. it cant control the pregnancy, it just um...slowing it. cause the "sugar" effect. okay i suck at these science thingy hahah but basically it has the same efect as if you feed children too much candy XD
Black's Concern: let see the progress huh..oh yeah Geki is just too lazy. TOO LAZY.
Angsting: RIGHT! THATS RIGHT! we got same point of view haha. I hope Sieka-san read Virgo_shaka's answer for the name "yukirin" :)
Now to my fellow spirits~~ *trolling like a boss*
@anzai48 numbers huh? me and numbers are divorced since i got 30 on math lols kidding. im just too lazy counting :grin:
Finding Nemo, I mean Baby: black uses her speed to search entire supermarket~~
Bed Habit: hahaahha gubrak maybe....sounds of chairs and tables falling??? :rofl:
@Sieka now to this spirit(s) (cause i dont know how many horcruxes you have :grin:)
you break my heart Sieka-san, you break my heart :cry: :cry: :cry: awwwh now is no use of teasing you anymore *crying in corner* :lol:
lol i've been wondering about this anw, just why dont you want to write some smexy fic? :wth you seem troubled with it :lol:
eventhough you break my heart i still love you sieka-san~~ *free hugs* hahahhaha SHRINE??? im not dead yet!! XD btw in my next ACTUAL FIC (yeah i dont count this fic as an actual fic) of BuraGeki smexy, i...kinda fulfill your request about reversing roles, and yeah more than one round (oops i gave a teaser here :w00t:)
lol i say you are pretty maso huh :grin: you still wanna back to me tho im torturing you~~~
btw about PH, i went to Manila about two weeks ago :lol: to see my favorite band having an Asia tour lol.
aaaaah Quinn is on wheelchair!!!! :panic: :panic:
btw do you know why black loves being emo under the shower? the answer is below :lol:
Intolerant: ah anw i read from some translation of interview rena ever said that she's a bit afraid of the dark :lol: tell me if im wrong
Black’s Concern: i like the wet black/yuki. have you ever seen the PB sneak peek? there's one pic where yuki's ALL wet and im ALL wet as well...i mean my nose...ahh...intense blood loss...
Angsting: pls take a look at Virgo_shaka's previous comment about "yukirin" names. we kinda have the same thought :lol:
Still Wondering : "it also turns you into a good dancer, a sexy model and a popular idol. " ----> oh so Sieka-san does that in the shower...
AHHH again you break my heart Sieka-san :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: but i still love you too~~~ :wub:
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Tricky
*BuraGeki at supermarket*
Black : Where is the detergent section…hmm…*pushing trolley*
Gekikara : *carrying Baby in the arms* Ne, Black?
Black : Yes? *comparing detergents prices*
Gekikara : Don’t you want to buy him some snacks? *grin*
Black : Do I want to buy YOU some snacks? *rolling eyes*
Gekikara : (*3*) Black is no fun!
Black : *mumble to self* Which one should I buy hmm…*still comparing prices*
Gekikara : *secretly put a snack in the trolley when Black isn’t looking*
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Most Painful
Gekikara : I want to feel being pregnant too, Black…
Black : Ehh?? Why so suddenly?
Gekikara : I want to give our kid a little sister or brother *giggle*
Black : *blush* That won’t happen okay? Stop being so random!
Gekikara : Was being pregnant fun?
Black : Of course not! Giving birth was the most painful experience I’ve ever had.
Gekikara : Ah…so you haven’t experienced stepping on a Lego in the dark…
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The Power of Winky Face
*kitchen*
Black : Geki, what do you want for breakfast?
Gekikara : Anything, baby ;)
Black : O…kay… is toast okay?
Gekikara : Sure, I want your peanut butter and jelly in it ;)
Black : *raising eyebrows*
*few mins*
Black : *munch*
Gekikara : *munch* I think I need some whipped cream ;)
Black : Why somehow I feel she turns the whole conversation perverted…*goosebumps*
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Because Wasting Food is Not Good
*11.30 PM*
*sounds of plate and spoon jingling*
Black : Zzzz…hnn? So noisy *wake up* Was that Gekikara? *walking to the kitchen*
*kitchen*
Black : Geki? What are you doing? *rub eyes*
Gekikara : Having snacks! *chomp* *chomp*
Black : *observe* Oh my God Geki! Finishing 3 whole boxes of cereals doesn’t even count as a snack! (O△O)
Gekikara : Because these milks expire tomorrow! *chomp* *chomp*
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Because Eating Too Much isn’t Good
*still in the kitchen*
Gekikara : Why don’t you go back to bed? *chomp* *chomp*
Black : *staring* I just want to make sure you are okay…*worry*
Gekikara : I’m okay! I’m okay! *chomp* *chomp*
Black : You can’t be OKAY, Geki. That was the fourth box!
Gekikara : *keep eating*
*few mins*
Gekikara : Gochisousama~~ *put down the spoon*
Black : *facepalm* Sugoi…4 and half boxes in 30 minutes…
Gekikara : Told you, I’m fine! *proud*
Black : Ja, let’s go back to sleep *get up*
Gekikara : …
Black : *turn* Geki? What’s wrong?
Gekikara : H-help me…I can’t get up…
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Queen of Complaints
*6 AM in bedroom*
Black : Zzzz…
Gekikara : You are so lazy!! Wake up!! *flipping blanket*
Black : *falls from the bed*
*later in bathroom*
Gekikara : Why does the water heater not working again!! Cheap apartment!!
*later in kitchen*
Gekikara : Ah!! My toast burns!! You stupid toaster!! *kick*
*later in living room*
Baby : *run to Black* Kaachan~~ doushiyo…I can’t find my red crayon!!! *sob*
Gekikara : You're 3. Your crayon is missing. Your life isn't over.
Black : The PMS Gekikara is really annoying…
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Rage
*kitchen*
Baby : Kaachan, *point at Melon pan on the table* can I eat this?
Black : No, sweetheart. It’s Touchan’s *smile*
Baby : *frown* But but I want it…*teary eyes*
Black : *uneasy* Ahh…err…okay, you can have it. I hope Geki won’t be mad…
*later*
Gekikara : Black, where’s the melon pan I put on the table?
Black : Err…I gave that to him.
*that night Black witnessed Gekikara destroying half the apartment*
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Be Strong, Black
Gekikara : Black, I have an idea!
Black : About what?
Gekikara : Let’s adopt a kid! *grin*
Black : Ehhh??
Gekikara : So our kid won’t be alone anymore! *giggle*
Black : Having three children in this place would be a very terrible idea…
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Lazy Rule III
*Sunday afternoon*
*BuraGeki on bed*
Black : *reading Bible*
Gekikara : *playing with Black’s Rosario*
Baby : *kicking ball* wahahaha~
*ball enters the bedroom and goes under the bed*
Baby : Touchan~~ *running in* can you please take my ball?
Gekikara : *turn* Where?
Baby : There! *point under the bed*
Gekikara : I’ll buy you a new one later *back to Black’s Rosario*
Black : *distracted* Geki, take it!
Gekikara : If it falls under the bed, it’s gone. Forever.
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New Rappappa Buchou
*Gekikara is waiting the kid playing at the park*
Someone : Hey you! *grab Gekikara’s collar*
Gekikara : *giggle* Center! Ohisashiburidesune~~
Center : You fooled me! That wasn’t steroids, right! *glare*
Gekikara : *giggle* Whoa Rappappa Buchou is mad~~ *giggle*
Center : Gimme back my money *glare*
Gekikara : Center, want some gum? *offer*
Center : *distracted* Huh? *realized* Eh, NO! I’m not done with you! *glare*
Gekikara : Come on, just take one *offer*
Center : Don’t fool me again! *glare*
Gekikara : I’m not fooling you *giggle* just take one! It’s a real gum *offer*
Center : Why should I! *glare*
Gekikara : Your breath stinks…What did you eat?
(Buchou = president)
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Vice President
Center : *blush* A-anyways! Don’t play dumb with me! *chewing gum*
Gekikara : *giggle*
Center : It wasn’t steroids right? *chew* You lied *chew*
Gekikara : I never said it was, right Rappappa Buchou? **
Someone : I AM the Rappappa Buchou. She’s the vice president *appear*
Gekikara : HAMSTER!! *giggle*
Nezumi : NEZUMI!! It’s Nezumi! *pissed* ***
**Check the old skits and find if Gekikara has ever clearly said that it’s a diabolic steroid.
***If you watch Majigak you probably get the joke.
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Mouse Trap
Gekikara : Interesting...*giggle* Why does your husband use steroids? I thought she said she’s stronger than Maeda.
Center : *blush* H-hu-husband what!! And I don’t need that. It was for Nezumi! *still chewing*
Nezumi : *rolling eyes* Center…
Center : Ah! Gomen!
Gekikara : I see…*giggle*Mouse will always be a mouse huh…running around fooling people *laugh*
Nezumi : Thank you. *scoff* I’d rather calling it being smart.
Gekikara : I know you are. So smart that you couldn’t recognize it wasn’t steroids *laugh*
Nezumi : …
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Center's Soft Spot
*still at the park*
Center : I challenge you! If I can beat you, I’ll have my money back!
Gekikara : My pleasure *giggle*
Baby : *approach* Touchan~~~
Nezumi : Touchan?
Gekikara : Hey you boy, done playing? *pet*
Baby : Look what I’ve found! *show*
Gekikara : Oh, nice! Ten yen coin means luck to you! *smile*
Center : *amazed*
Nezumi : Center! *nudge*
Center : Ah! Yes? *realize*
Nezumi : Focus *rolling eyes*
Center : Having babies are sure nice…*still amazed*
Nezumi : o////o
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Hidden Talent
*living room*
Baby : *playing on Black’s lap*
Black : *laugh*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : Kaachan, can I have a candy? *tug*
Black : Again? You just ate one! *smile*
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : Kaachan…*teary eyes* Just one…?
Black : *uneasy* Uhh…no?
Gekikara : *watching*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Black : O-okay! You wait here. Just one okay?
Baby : *stop crying* Arigatou Kaachan~~
Gekikara : *watching*
Black : *walking to kitchen*
Baby : *wipe tears**smirk**play with bear*
Gekikara : He can fake tears!!!!
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Parenting Tips
*bedtime*
Black : Ne, Gekikara? *nudge*
Gekikara : Yes?
Black : I wonder if I do too much spoiling him…*staring at ceiling*
Gekikara : Yes you do! You do! Just realized about it now?
Black : But I can barely control myself seeing him crying…
Gekikara : He’s been faking his tears you know…
Black : And I know it’s not good for his future if keep doing this…doushiyo…Rena? *turn*
Gekikara : *smile* Stop spoiling him and spoil me instead *kiss*
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Improvement
*living room*
Black : *watching TV* *scribble* *scribble*
TV : And…add some onions…
Black : *nod* *scribble* *scribble*
Gekikara : *appear* Black~~~ *jump* what are you doing?
Black : *turn off TV* *hide notes* *blush* N-nothing *keep calm*
Gekikara : *snatch notes* Ah-ha~~ *read* How to make beef stew huh?
Black : *blush*
Gekikara : You’re starting to learn some cooking now? *grin*
Black : *blush* I-I’m on my way spoiling you! *look away*
Gekikara : *stare* *grin*
Black : *blush* W-what’s with you! Stop giving me that look! You better go and d-
Gekikara : Yukirin? *grin*
Black : Eh?
Gekikara : Can I kiss you?
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Pros and Cons of Having Baby in Your Life (Gekikara’s POV)
Cons:
Gekikara : He takes almost all my Melon Pan!!!
Cons:
Gekikara : He’s been faking tears to get Black’s attention!!! What a witty child!
Cons:
Gekikara : When Black asks me to feed him and he doesn’t want to eat, I end up eating those weird baby meal so Black won’t mad at me.
Cons:
Gekikara : I want him to have his own bedroom. I’m getting bored having nights on the couch or shower.
Pros:
Gekikara : Too lazy to think one.
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No Electricity, (No) Cry
Gekikara : What happen?
Black : What?
Gekikara : I saw many workmen outside…
Black : Ah there, renewal of water installation. There’ll be no electricity for some days.
Gekikara : WHAT? No electricity??? How am I supposed to live my life!!!
Black : If watching TV is the only thing in your life then you should be dead by now *sigh*
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Killing Time
Gekikara : *watching Baby playing with Lego* *got bored*
*later*
Gekikara : *rolling on bed* *got bored*
*later*
Gekikara : *try using Black’s treadmill for 5 minutes* *exhausted*
*later*
Gekikara : *helping Black chopping onions* *crying for whole 10 minutes* *failed*
*later*
Gekikara : *on the phone* Moshi-moshi, Sado? You need some people?
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No Heater No Cry
Black : Oyasumi~~ *pull blanket*
Gekikara : Mmm…Black?
Black : Yes?
Gekikara : When the installation will be done?
Black : The owner said, the day after tomorrow. Why?
Gekikara : Well since the electricity goes off we can’t turn on the heater…so cold at night…*shiver*
Black : *smile*Come here.
Gekikara : Eh? *turn*
Black : *blush* You wanna snuggle or not?
Gekikara : *amazed* Black…is that you?
Black : *rolling eyes* I take that as a no. Okay, goodnight.
Gekikara : *jump* *hug* Yukirin, I love youuu~~~mm so warm *giggle*
Black : Maa, maa…*blush*
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I Like It Rough
*morning on bed*
Black : Wake up! Wake uuup! *shake* *shake*
Gekikara : Nnnhayou…Black…*grin*
Black : Sado just called. She needs you. Get dressed! *throwing clothes*
Gekikara : I can’t move…my hip hurts… *yawn*
Black : Such a lazy bum!
Gekikara : Says the one who did that to me last night!
Black : *blush* Feel what I feel!
Gekikara : Hn? Was I that rough to you?
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i have questions
1. what other majigaku character should appear in the next update? :)
2. Whats your favorite skit(s) so far? (i'll have it drawn into doujin :lol:)
not questions
3. this thread is stay focus on BuraGeki no Ichinichi XD since you guys said so :cow:
4. I have two attachments. one is the newest doujin from empresskingdom.tumblr.com (4. Amaku"chi-chi") one is just...well add-on :lol:
5. why Black loves angsting in the shower? Have you ever watched dorama Sakura Kara no Tegami? she's so so so emo in there lol she even scratches her own wrist with cutter ohohoho...basicaly i like seeing yuki angsting :grin:
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oh my god. you seriously know how to crack people up.
my friend and I were reading it in our class and we couldn't help but snickers in class.
that baby.. oh my god he's such a devil. xD ; Wonder if Gekikara will learn something
about herself from the baby. he's very much like her. = w= ~ not only Black has two
children to deal with, she has two Gekikara to deal with. Chibi version and older version.
ooh. Center. ~ Hopefully she doesn't get the thought of wanting a child.. Then again.... :"D
if that were to happen hopefully it's not like similar situation like Black. xD instead of a
chibi Gekikara. But a chibi center that Nezumi can't ignore... = u= ;;; ... I'll be surprise
if Gekikara can walk in your next drabble. ;3 ~
aa - to answer your questions maybe characters you haven't shown. Like Shibuya. o uo ~
or the characters that anzai - san mentioned. > w>
skit... uhh. :"D ;;; let me get back to you on that. it's too hard to decided. . w. ;;;
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Ara, so it really has come to this huh? Tsk, you are so mean, my dear author, addressing me as a spirit.... :lol: But since it has come down to this, I guess there's no choice but to really get back at you, one way or another.... *smirks evilly*
Tears don't work on your fellow female, LeNosferatu-san, and crying doesn't work on me at all, except if its Rena, Yuki or any of my anime favorites ahh..... :lol:
Erm.....I'm not good with writing smut, all though I do know how to write some suggestive scenes, smut...erm, not really and its really embarrassing to write, and I don't know anything about writing it anyways...its hard, I'm trying, I have a plot and all but....I still have Chinmoku to update, after Chinmoku maybe, or something...... :sweatdrop:
*Runs towards LeNosferatu-san and hugs* :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD
Eh? You don't want a shrine? You're wasting my affections and good deeds you know! :lol:
Wew, BlackGeki reversal role.........I need to prepare my spirit, or else I'll get blown away into pieces.... :lol: As if your avatar wasn't already enough......hahaha....
I'm not really maso, I'm more of a sado. XD ...Well aren't you pretty maso yourself? :P You still love me even though I'm breaking your heart. :lol:
LOL. :lol: Going to Manila to watch a band, lol... So you do have money. :lol:
.......Quinn....noooo........ :banghead:
I know~ Hehe, I love that scene you know, with Yuki cutting her wrist, I enjoy seeing her do it. So angst I love it. :lol:
Eh? I didn't know about that! I never read anything about Rena being afraid of the dark. :(
I saw it.....and I'm melting......wuahahaha..........Yuki never fails to make my heart beat fast and at times, make my heart stop. :bleed eyes:
Lol, no. I shower like a normal person does. I do sing, but outside the shower, I don't dance nor do I angst, because I don't know how to dance and I'm not a good dancer, I don't have anything to angst because my life is going just as fine. :lol:
Hahaha, love me more then~ :lol: I love you too? *blushing(?) :lol: XD*
Lol, don't we sound like we're flirting? Hahahaha.... :lol: Oh well, for the laughs!!! XD
Tricky
And I sometimes do that when I was little.
Lol, I can't deny anything about that, nor will I go against it because Geki is uber genius and I'm guilty over that. XD
Most Painful
Well its true, I mean its really painful to step on a Lego, I had experienced that before...but certainly, getting beaten up, headbutt, getting stabbed and being pregnant is far more painful than stepping on a Lego.....also, Black had it worse you know with that heavy load on her...with all the PMS and troubles with vitamins, nutrients and all the other proper care, lol, being pregnant is suffering. :lol:
I don't think Geki would be a good pregnant mother either way, since her PMS is far more annoying than Black's.... XD
The Power of Winky Face
The conversation is turning perverted because she does want you to take the hint Black.
You're Geki wants you in bed so stop being dense Black! :lol:
Because Wasting Food is Not Good
Lol, that's rather economical?
You can't go wrong with food! You can't waste em'! Geki sure is good....though too much food is bad for the stomach. :lol:
Because Eating Too Much isn’t Good
And so I remember, Rena cried before in one episode in Shukan AKB, Gekikara club SKE edition where she had to eat two person's worth of spicy nabe, and she cried because she was too full and still had to force herself to eat more because her members couldn't take the spicyness of the nabe, and it was the 1st round too. :lol: A repetition of what happened? Lol, Geki needs to restrain herself, at least Black is there to help her. 8)
Queen of Complaints
Aw, Black had it tough, falling out of bed......and PMSing Geki is bad, lol, queen of complaints, now if she stopped complaining and start working her ass then maybe they'd be in a better apartment.... :lol:
Rage
Geki doesn't like it when someone eats her melon pan...wew.
Looks like Black needs to be careful next time around....... :sweatdrop:
Be Strong, Black
Eh...no Black, don't adopt another one. I beg you.
Two is enough, another is too much... :sweatdrop:
Lazy Rule III
Lol.
And so I thought Geki was just scared to reach up under the bed because something might pull on her if she tries to do that, like some monster or something.... :lol:
New Rappapa Buchou
Lol, Center...
No one did say that it was steroids...its sugar pill.... :lol:
Also, why exactly did Center's breath stink? Did she eat some onions? XD
Vice President
Lol, Hamsters look like mouses you know......doesn't make any difference. :lol:
Mouse Trap
Geki, you are so smart, I love you. :lol:
Looks like Nezumi was too caught up in that trap to even bother answering back, lol, whatcha gonna do now Nezumi? XD
Center's Soft Spot
Center likes babies? Aww...too bad Nezumi doesn't seem like the mother type......lol.....reverse role! Hahaha, but yeah, Center is still too young, whereas Nezumi is at the right age now...still, too early. :lol:
Hidden Talent
Scary.....
His a great actor, like Rena.....wew, better be careful there Black, his dangerous, that child of yours......
I wish Geki starts being a father and disciplines him! :(
Parenting Tips
I agree with Geki, you should start learning to spoil your husband Black.
Stop being such a cold ice queen, you might beat Jessica Jung if you do. I mean seriously, Geki's being so affectionate, don't waste it Black. :sweatdrop:
Improvement
Lol, I wonder if it'll be successful......you know, Black's cooking. Rena's pretty good with cooking, whereas Yuki doesn't know how to cook, so why not let Geki cook? As someone had already pointed out before. :huhuh
But anyways, oh yessss.......... Time for some dere dere Yuki, I mean Black. :lol:
Pros and Cons of Having Baby in Your Life (Gekikara’s POV)
That kid needs to be disciplined in other words.... :sweatdrop:
No Electricity, (No) Cry
You can always find joy with your wifey, Geki. If there's no electricity, then it means there's no light, and when there's no light......you can have your way with Black in the dark......... :lol:
Killing Time
LOL. Working time! Sado will surely appreciate Geki's efforts here. :lol:
No Heater No Cry
Dere dere Black is so amazingly cute and sweet, omg I'm spazzing...... :lol:
I love it.......I wish Black's always like this, no I wish she'd stay like this forever!!!! :lol:
I Like It Rough
OMG.......... o/////////////////o
AHAHAHAHA, omg! REVERSE ROLE! :lol: :lol: :lol: XD XD XD
And so you did do it, hahaha, I tell you this got me squealing, omg, my heart nearly stopped.
Looks like someone had it rough yesterday night? Lol, Geki seemed to enjoy it, but......her hips hurt, lol, pay back! Black seems to like the thought of paying Geki back, she must have used her ability to push Geki off the edge. XD
Geki, you're so rough you know, that's why Black doesn't want you to touch her or have some fun with you in bed, try being gentle and soft with Black, maybe slow and romantic too? ;) :P
1. Shibuya and Dance, since Sado and Torigoya already appeared. Or, what anzai-san said.
2. All the ones with suggestive parts and the skits where Black is angsting or being dere dere. :lol: (I'm being truthful here! :lol:)
I saw that one! That one with YukiRena and the guy driving, its really priceless, lol. :lol:
If you need an extra hand in drawing your skits, I can try helping draw some if you want. I'm giving my service for free. :lol:
Thanks for the update LeNosferatu-san! :cathappy:
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lol this is so funny once again hehehe
unfortently i havnt watche sakura kara no tegima because i coudnt find it with eng subs so am not tht sure about what you mean with yuki being an emo sry
my fav sketch has to be the one near the beging when black left the kid in the markert
thanks for the update
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:bow: Neru-sama!
BurGeki Epicness! How can you come up with so much idea`?!
ROFL! :rofl:
Thank you for BuraGeki epicness OH and the "kid" too!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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i hope you update soon :D :cool1:
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@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI thanks for waiting :)
@Megumi Ehhh Neru-sama is the one in "Oh,Shit!" i am Eru :grin:
@XxRoByNxX78 oh thank you :cathappy:
@altoids hahaha thank you thank you :cathappy: and send my greeting for your teacher :rofl: hope you two didnt get any detention. yeah poor Black handling two children like that. They seem become rivals day by day :grin:
@anzai48 im sure if Geki pregnant she'll be Amakuchi...hmm now im imagining Matsui Rena getting pregnant huh...who's the father anyway :rofl: before she gets pregnant probably Black already beaten the man into bloody pulp for making her husband pregnant :rofl:
just try talking to your friends and winking in every sentence. what would your friend think? :grin:
yes yes a piggyback! i like the idea Black with Gekikara on her back :cathappy: its cute~
Black and Nezumi huh o___o are you talking about Mayuki here? :grin:
*cough* Geki is slow healer but she kinda like pains and violences so the pain of "that" i believe she would bear it on her hips all day :lol:
@Sieka thanks for the doujin so so so much :love: :love: :love: :love:
LOL! LOLOLOL youre the first person saying im maso huh :lol: they usually adress me as sado type :grin:
eh about Rena with the dark...i checked the interview again and i was mistaken -__- sorryyyyy :( she said "Kanakana thinks I'm afraid of the dark" seems like ive misread that. GOMEN ALL :bow: but for Gekikara here...lets just say its another story huh...nothings wrong with fanfic :grin: its fanmade *cough*
ay ay i see Sieka-san can sing :cathappy: well but have you never made any life decision inside the shower? :grin:
about Geki being pregnant...umm if it is Black who's pregnant it would be a sexy and beautiful woman...but how about Geki? :sweatdrop: what type of pregnant woman she would be?
eeeh i never see that episode of Gekikarabu! pls share some link if you dont mind :bow:
lol why did i write about falling out of the bed? once i saw some vid of wake up prank call my Mocchi and Akicha to Yuki and Yuki almost fell out of bed cause Mocchi pulled the blanket too hard :lol:
about NezuCenter pairing i still cant find who's the top type :nervous and i dunno who should getting pregnant in the first place :lol:
HMM yes! about Yuki cant cook huh. You can watch in AKBKyuu Gourmet Yukirin episode. she can cook actually :lol: and the pasta looks so good (but then i think...everyone can make pasta huh)
I like it Rough: >>> PLS PLS SIEKA-SAN draw this hahhahahah :lol:
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Advice
Baby : *playing with Lego*
Black : *watching*
Baby : *curious* *trying to eat a Lego*
Black : *jump* Eeeeh!!! Don’t do that. *take Lego*
Baby : *stare*
Black : Be careful of what you eat, Ne? You are what you eat. *smile*
Baby : So I’ll be a Lego? Cool! I wanna be a power ranger!! *trying to eat a figure*
Black : No, no you got me wrong!! *trying to stop*
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Busy
*kitchen*
Black : *washing dishes*
Gekikara : *raiding fridge*
Baby : *run to Black* Kaachan!
Black : What is it? *keep washing*
Baby : Mite mite~~ *show*I draw you!
Black : That’s nice *keep washing*
Baby : Thanks Kaachan~~ *run to living room*
Gekikara : Sugoi, you’re so cool how you saw without actually looking *munch*
Black : *blush* *guilty*
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Lazy Rule IV
*morning on bed*
Black : Wake up *shake* Sado called!
Gekikara : *squirm* *yawn*
Black : Don’t forget to make up the bed *walk to the kitchen*
Gekikara : Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again?
*sounds of frying pans banging*
Gekikara : O-okay! I’ll do it! *scared*
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Two Children
Baby : Touchan~~ let’s go to the park!
Gekikara : *watching TV* My back hurts…
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara : But Black…I don’t want *pout*
Black : 1…
Gekikara : Do u really think counting will make me do anything? *keep watching*
Black : 2…
Gekikara : Holy shit, yes, yes I’ll go! I’ll go!
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Territory
*bedtime*
Gekikara : Eh?? Why is he on our bed?
Black : Psssh! He’s asleep *stroking baby’s hair*
Gekikara : *whisper* Why is he here!
Black : He cried minutes ago, he just had a nightmare so yeah…
Gekikara : *sigh* *laying beside Baby*
Black : You sleep on the couch tonight *push*
Gekikara : Eeeh why??
Black : Your bed habit may harm him. I’ve had enough with you randomly molesting me in your sleep! *blush*
Gekikara : I…I did that???
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Rival
*bedtime*
Gekikara : Ja, oyasumi~ *pull blanket*
Black : Oyasumi…
Baby : *climb up BuraGeki’sbed*
Black : Ehh?? Ehh? What are you doing?
Baby : I wanna sleep with Kaachan~~ *snuggle*
Gekikara : Tsk! Back to your bed! *pissed*
Black : Geki! He’s only a kid.
Gekikara : *take the baby and put him back to his bed*
Baby : Yada! Yada! *struggle* Touchan! Lemmie goooo *kick*
Black : *taking baby back* Geki, you sleep on couch tonight.
Gekikara : Again??
Baby : *secretly sneering at Gekikara when Black isn’t looking*
Gekikara : This kid…
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Fighting is The Best Medicine
Gekikara : Die you all!!! Die!! *punch* *kick* *giggle*
Sado : *watching*
Gekikara : *licking blood* *giggle* Done! How much I’ll get?
Sado : *smirk* You seem so fired up today, Gekikara.
Gekikara : It was for my revenge! *giggle*
Sado : To who?
Gekikara : You know, I hate to meet Child Protective Service…
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Miscarriage
*on the phone*
Black : Gekikara? It’s already 10 at night. Where are you?
Gekikara : Somewhere in this world! *giggle*
Black : *sigh* Just don’t come home too late! Or you’ll be sleeping outside.
Gekikara : Do as you wish! I’m not coming home tonight! *hang the phone*
*meanwhile*
Black : Eh…what’s with her?
*meanwhile*
Baby : *mentally grinning* Yaay sleep with Kaachan again~~
*meanwhile*
Gekikara : Shibuya, can I stay here tonight?
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The Gal Queen
Shibuya : What happened between you and your wife? *scoff*
Gekikara : Don’t want to talk about it.
Shibuya : But this is my place.
Dance : Ano…Shibuya-san? Maybe Gekikara-han is tire-
Shibuya : Urusai *punch*
Dance : Ehhh…*nosebleed*
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The Gal Queen’s Life
Gekikara : *biting nails**uneasy*
Dance : Gekikara-han…wanna dance? *smile*
Gekikara : *glare*
Dance : I guess no…*step backward* *scared*
Gekikara : Shibuya, you live with Dance now?
Dance : *grin* Yes! We already-
Shibuya : Urusai *punch*
Dance : Ehhh!!! *double nosebleed*
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Perturbed
Gekikara : *biting nails* *uneasy*
Dance : *wipe blood* Ano…Gekikara-han?
Gekikara : *glare*
Dance : Are you okay?
Gekikara : *biting nails* *nod*
Shibuya : *stare* Are you really okay?
Gekikara : I am acting like I am ok. Please don't interrupt my performance *bite nails*
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Smart or Annoying
*Sunday*
Gekikara : *watching TV*
Baby : *approach* *sit beside Gekikara*
*few mins*
Baby : *point* Touchan, why is the fish orange?
Gekikara : Because it’s goldfish *keep watching*
*few mins*
Baby : *point* Touchan, why he wears mask?
Gekikara : *sigh* Because he’s a bad person.
*few mins*
Baby : *tug* Touchan, what is pregnant?
Gekikara : this kid…*deep exhale*
*few mins*
Baby : *tug* Touchan, I need to pee~
Gekikara : AAARGH URUSAI!!
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I attach a doujin of "Black's Concern" made by Sieka-san :cathappy: thank you for the wonderful drawing Sieka-san!
Shibuya and Dance done, btw what characters next? :cathappy:
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lol funny as uasal keep up the amazing work
Hahahah Gekikara taking revenage on everyone else because of her anger against teh baby lol
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Hahaha poor Geki, the baby takes all Black's attention ^^
Oh Shibuya/Dance~ I wonder what Dance was about to say before Shibuya punched her hehe
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Poor geki....the baby is naughty...
Please continued
Are Dance and shibuya in a relationship ?
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LOVE IT, plizzz update soon. Thx. :thumbup :thumbup
More center and nezumi appearing plizz...
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Thanks for all he comment guys :cathappy:
for Dance and Shibuya hmm? I'll leave that to your imagination :grin: if you have any request of other Majisuka characters feel free to put it in the comments. Now, enjoy :cow:
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Threat
*afternoon*
Gekikara : Tadaima~~ *carrying paperbags*
Black : Okaeri. Whoa, what are those? (O__o)
Gekikara : Melon pans! *dropping melon pans to the table*
Black : There are lots! (O__o)
Gekikara : Delicious tip from Sado! *grin*
Baby : Waaa Touchan brings melon pan! Touchan brings melon pan! *jumping happily*
Gekikara : Touch my food, suffer the consequences *glaring at Baby*
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Good Husband
*kitchen*
Black : Thanks for washing the dishes. Can you help me cutting the carrots?
Gekikara : Okay.
*few mins*
Black : Done? Next take care the onions please *smile*
Gekikara : O-onions? Err…but well okay…*nod*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *sob* *sob*
Black : You okay? Are you crying? *worry*s
Gekikara : *sob* No, I’m just impersonating a fountain! *sob* I’m a good husband…I’m a good husband…*slice* *slice* *slice*
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Mathematics
*living room*
Black : Ne, ne say…I have 10 candies…*smile*
Baby : *nod*
Black : And I ate 7…
Baby : *nod*
Black : How many do I have now? *smile*
Baby : *counting with fingers* Uhh…10…Kaachan ate 7…uhh…
Gekikara : Diabetes. Your Kaachan has diabetes now *keep watching TV*
Black : (-___-)
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Center’s Visit
Black : *reading Bible*
*door knocking*
Black : Yes! *open the door* Eh? Center?
Center : *hesitate* Ano…is Gekikara here?
Black : No, she’s at work. Why?
Center : Perfect! Please don’t tell Gekikara I came! *bow*
Black : Eh? *confused*
Center : Ano…can I see your kid? *blush*
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Uhh-san
Black : *carrying baby in the arms* Look who’s coming~~
Center : Hello cute boy *smile* I’m Center *taking baby’s hand*
Baby : Sen…tah…? *confused*
Black : Wanna hold him? *offer*
Center : *happy* Sure! *taking the baby*
Baby : *staring at Center*
Center : What’s your name? *smile*
Baby : Uhh…
Black : *flashing to bathroom*
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Tsun
*afternoon*
Baby : *playing Lego with Center*
Black : *reading Bible*
Center : Ano…Black-san? Is it okay for me staying here a little longer?
Black : Hm? Sure *smile* Besides it’s bored being alone here.
Center : Is it fun? *wonder*
Black : What is?
Center : Yeah…having baby…and getting married…
Black : *blush* We’re not married!
Center : Soon *grin*
Black : Marrying Gekikara is the least thing I want to do…*look away* *blush*
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Dere
Black : I’m surprised you like kids, Center. I mean that just doesn’t seem like you *giggle*
Center : Well I’m planning to be a teacher in kindergarten once I’m graduated *blush*
Black : I see. What did Nezumi say about it?
Center : Nezumi? Umm…haven’t told her yet *shrug*
Black : Ehh but you guys are living together right? *interested*
Center : *blush* No we’re not!
Black : Soon *grin*
Center : Well I really want but it’s hard to convince her…*look away* *blush*
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It’s Not Shiritori
Gekikara : Black, I’m hungry *tug*
Black : *reading Bible* Hi Hungry, I’m Black.
Gekikara : Black, I’m serious! (*3*)
Black : I thought you were Hungry? *keep reading*
Gekikara : Are you kidding me? (-__-)
Black : Nope, I’m Black *keep reading*
Gekikara : (-__-) Just say if you don’t wanna make me some! *leaving*
(Shiritori: Japanese words game)
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Nanny 911
*bedtime*
Gekikara : I miss those times…
Black : What times?
Gekikara : We went on a date…
Black : We are never going on a date, Gekikara (-__-)
Gekikara : Exactly! Let’s have one! But…
Black : But?
Gekikara : The baby…I want it to be just the two of us *pout*
Black : *think* Oh, I’ll get that covered.
Gekikara : How?
Black : Just trust me.
*few mins*
Gekikara : Zzzz…
Black : *tiptoeing to living room* *on the phone* Moshi-moshi, Center?
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Tokyo Disneyland
Gekikara : Yaaay on a date with Black! *cling*
Black : *smile*
Gekikara : But…are you sure leaving him alone in home? *worry*
Black : Daijoubu! *smile*
Gekikara : I’m sensing there’s someone behind this…
*meanwhile*
Center : *chase* Heeey…put some pants on first! Your little bird might catch cold!
Baby : Wahaha~~ *run*
*meanwhile*
Nezumi : *checking Rappappa room* Are? Is Center absent today?
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Mini Gekikara
Baby : *playing with Transformers* I am the Bumblebee!!! *attack Center*
Center : *playing with other Transformers* Oh? I am the Optimus Prime then. Come on! *laugh*
Baby : Special attaaaack!!! *shove the robot to Center’s nose*
Center : ?!@#$%^&!!!! *nosebleed*
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Hanging Out
Center : *washing the blood in the sink* Ugh…that kid is unbelievable…*mumble to self*
Baby : *approach* Nee-chan! Nee-chan! Let’s play outside!
Center : Hmm…that’d be a good idea *think*
*later*
Center : *carrying baby in the arms* Hey guys.
Team Fondue : Center?
Nezumi : *shocked* Whose baby is that!!
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Majisuka Gakuen
*Rappappa room*
Docchi : Ehh…maji de? Black’s child? *curious*
Baby : *stare at Team Fondue*
Lemon : Mite mite~~ Furesshu remon ni naritai~~ *pose*
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Lemon : EHHH WHY??
Center : Am I bringing him to the wrong place…
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Team Fondue
Center : I have class. I’ll be back 30 minutes later, okay?
Nezumi : Irresponsible…*chew gum*
Team Fondue : Okay!!
*30 mins later*
Toshima : Here…this cheese is delicious! Say aaah~~ *offer*
Baby : *cover mouth*
Lemon : *pose* Furesshu remon ni-
Kanburi : Stop that. Ne, wanna play ‘counting cheese blocks’?
Tsuri : There’s no such game! *smack Kanburi*
Docchi : Oy! Oy! He’s scared, guys…
Center : Rappappa club room is definitely a bad place for babies…
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Na, my teacher is pretty relax. ~ It just the awkward atmosphere after laughing out lout in class. xD ;;
Seriously. When the child gets older, he's seriously going ask his papa a challenge just for Black.
Don't give up Geki-pa! o uo
Really hope the child doesn't grow up being unintelligent. :"D ;;;;
If he's able to get Black attention so easily, he's probably intelligent. Maybe he got it from Nezumi. *cough*NezuBlack*cough* *shot*
Poor Dance though. she gets beaten by Shibuya.... = w= I wonder what they do if Geki wasn't around. :"D
Sado is so nice to Geki. ~ = w= Then again.... Sado is using Geki just to get some money. lol. At least Geki is getting payed with melon pan.
Wait... Why doesn't Geki just get the money instead and help pay for the rent!
Black would probably be happy if Geki could also pay for the rent! xD
Awww. Geki. Crying from cutting unions. lol.
why not just admit it and get some love from Black. ~ ;3 She'll kiss those tears away. > w> ;
... diabetes.. oh my god. xD ; i'm surprise Black didn't kick Geki out.
Marriage huh? o uo lol. don't think there would be a formal knowing about the bill problems.
a kindergartner teacher, aye. ~ = w= Center can always kidnap Nezumi home. ;P
.___. Geki just devour all her melon pan? xD ;
Hahaaa. and Geki told Black she had diabetes. = w=
How sneaky of Black. ~ Though... Wonder what happen if Geki catches Center with the kid. :"D ;;
Why would Geki care about the baby anyways! She hates the baby since he's taking all of Black's attention! xD
Aaa. Poor Center... Wonder if someday she'll change her mind of having a baby with Nezumi... = 3=
Thanks for the update, bro! > w > Hilarious as always. ~
Hnn... What other character that is rarely seen. Maybe Torigoya, Atsuko, and Keibuho? *shrug* . w. ;
Edit;oh! that reminds me. how the kid wanted a sister to play with. Black and Geki should get a puppy. o 3o ;
Then Black has two troublesome kids and a pet to deal with! xD ;
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Center is so cute~ I'm sure she will be a good euh dad? Lol
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cuteness overload..
blackgeki is awesome couple as always..center and the baby are cute..she should have her own child with nezume
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i completely forgot to comment sry my past couple have days hav been hectict plus am ill =(
anyway u made this really funny again
and Centre suprised me i mean since when did she become all loving and caring if i rember in majisuke gakuen 2 she was practically stone cold to anyone other than Nezumi and now she is looking after Black and Gekikaras kid wow people do change
Oh yer when is the baby going to get a name lolz
And Gekikara taking Black out on a date aww so sweet lol
An after all the times you hav metioned melon pan in ur fic i really wanna try it now lol
thanks for update
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please update :cry: :bow:
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PLEASE MOOOORE ÇÇÇ
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ok...ok...i'm new here and i just finished read all the skits from page one (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/emo-swt.gif)
one thing for sure...i can't stop laughing like hell (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-rofl.gif)
and now :imdead:
BuraGeki+Baby=OWNING *DotA Mode*
can't wait for your next updates :kneelbow:
as for other majigak casts...i wish to see Otabe makes her appearance...is that possible (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-nyoron.gif)
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I realize I haven't comment for a while. Sorry :bow: I was kinda busy these days. But I still take these drabbles out to read time to time and it really cheer me up <3 Thanks for all the work
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I really like this fanfic, are you not going to update anymore? T-T
This is the funniest ever!!
Please Uptade! :twothumbs
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Sorry I can't reply all the kind comments up there. For all this thread readers, I'm sorry but this update is the longest and also the last episode of our lovely family Black and Gekikara story. Hope you enjoy it :lol:
But pls comment on it, as this is my last update :lol:
Warning: This fic isnt recommended for pregnant women :grin:
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Because It’s Center
*Rappappa clubroom*
Center : Nezumi? Can you hold him for a moment? I need to go to bathroom…
Nezumi : Okay… *sigh* I hate babies…
*few mins*
Nezumi : What? Stop staring at me.
Baby : *scared* HWAAAAAAAAA!!!! HWEEEEE!!!
Nezumi : Shut up! *glare*
Baby : HWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Nezumi : CENTEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!! *frustrate*
Center : YES!!! NEZUMI WHAT HAPPEN!! *enter the room triumphantly*
Nezumi : You don’t have to kick the door!!
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Detestation
Center : *carrying Baby in the arms*
Nezumi : Send him back to his parents now!
Center : But nobody would look after him until 4 pm.
Nezumi : Whatever, I’m going home now *walk away*
Center : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let’s go home together!
Nezumi :*stop* With that kid around?
Center : O-of course…
Nezumi : Then no *walk away*
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Pleading
*street*
Center : *chase* Nezumi…he’s sleeping anyway, he won’t bother you.
Nezumi : *walk faster* *glance*
Center : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi : Please don’t give me that look…please don’t give me that look…*walk faster*
Center : Don’t you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes* Nezumi…
Nezumi : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*
xxx
Persistent
*street*
Center : Nezumi, why do you hate kids?
Nezumi : They’re noisy.
Center : So is it okay if they are sleeping soundly, like this? *point at Baby*
Nezumi : I guess…
Center : Yay! Let’s go to your house *smile*
Nezumi : NO WAY!!!
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Lazy Rule V
*kitchen*
Black : *cutting vegetables*
Gekikara : *reading manga*
Black : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara : Does it involve me getting up?
Black : Of course…
Gekikara : Then no *keep reading*
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Survival
*living room*
Baby : *watching Barney* Wahaha~~ *dance*
Gekikara : *appear* *taking TV remote* *turn the channel*
Baby : Touchan!!! Barney!! I want Barney!!!
Gekikara : Move. Barney is dead!
Baby : *jump* *brawl* Touchan!!! Touchan!!! I want Barney!!
Gekikara : I wanna watch anime! Move! *brawl*
Black : Please take me away from here…
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It’s Different
Baby : Barney!!!! *brawl*
Gekikara : Anime!!! *brawl*
*TV remote thrown to the air*
Baby : I hate Touchan!!! HWEEEEEEE!!!! *run to bedroom*
Gekikara : *catching remote* *laughing in victory*
Black : You really need to grow up instead of growing *taking the remote*
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Lazy No More
Black : Oh God…*stare at a paper*
Gekikara : What happened?
Black : Look *show*
Gekikara : This month’s bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Black : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I’ll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.
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Bittersweet
*dinner time*
Black : *put bowl* Today’s dinner is your favorite spicy curry…
Gekikara : Yay! *happy* Itadakimasu~~
Black : I…tried my best. Sorry if it’s still inedible *hesitate*
Gekikara : *chomp* *munch* *munch*
Black : *worry* How…was it?
Gekikara : It’s good! Really! I love it *giggle*
*that night Gekikara spent 3 hours in the bathroom*
Gekikara : At least she’s angsting no more…I’m a good husband…I’m a good husband…*puke*
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Bedtime LiesStories
Black : Did you play with my cross?
Baby : *scared* *shake head*
Black : It’s okay, I won’t mad *smile*
Baby : Uhh…no Kaachan…
Black : Really?
Baby : Umm…Uhh…Gomen Kaachan…I lost it…
Black : I see. Lying is not good *smile* don’t ever lie again, okay?
Gekikara : *smirk* Really Black? How about Tooth Fairy? Santa Claus?
Black : *blush* I-it’s different!
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Older Sister
*bathroom*
Black : There, all clean now *toweling Baby* ask Touchan to dress you up *smile*
Baby : Okay, Kaachan! *run outside*
Black : *sigh* Now I can relax myself in the bath…
*few secs*
Gekikara : *enter* ME!!! How about me!!! *jump in* Wash me too!! *giggle*
Black : *sigh* I forgot I also have an 8 year old here…
Gekikara : Black? Wash me? *giggle*
Black : Turn around.
Gekikara : Yay!
*Gekikara left the baby alone in the living room, naked*
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Cynicism
Gekikara : *munching Melon Pan*
Baby : *reach* *reach*
Gekikara : Go away.
Baby : I want that! *reach* *reach*
Gekikara : I said go away!
Black : Gekikara! He’s only a 3 year old kid!
Gekikara : Oh yeah, he’s only a 3 year old kid that so sweet you could eat him. Ten years later, you’ll wish you never had!
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Being Romantic
*Sunday*
Black : *walking to the kitchen*
Gekikara : *walking to the kitchen*
*later*
Black : *walking to the living room*
Gekikara : *walking to the living room*
*later*
Black : *walking to bathroom*
Gekikara : *walking to bathroom*
Black : Gekikara, why are you always following me?
Gekikara : My mom told me to follow my dream…
Black : *blush* Go away, I need to take a bath *doki doki doki doki doki*
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The Future (Gekikara’s version)
*Now*
Baby : Kaachan~~ *hug* I love you…
Black : *laugh* I love you too…
*Ten years later*
Boy : Kaachan~~ *hug* I love you…
Black : Yes, what do you want?
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Because Lying is Not Good
Baby : Tsumannai! *throw robots*
Black : What’s wrong sweetheart?
Baby : No one wants to play with me! *sad*
Black : Umm…ask Touchan? Oh right, like she wants to play with you.
Baby : *shake head* Kaachan, I want a brother!
Black : *blush* Wh-what...umm…a brother is too expensive, sweetheart.
Gekikara : *suddenly appear* A brother huh? Your Kaachan is lying, kid. It’s cheap and your Kaachan can make it! *giggle* How many do you want?
Black : Gekikara!!! *blush*
Gekikara : What? I’m just telling him the truth *walk away* *giggle* *giggle*
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The Future II (Gekikara’s Version)
*15 years later*
Boy : *texting*
Black : Who are you texting with?
Boy : None of your business, Kaachan.
Black : Is that your girlfriend?
Boy : No, Kaachan!
Black : Do you have anyone you like?
Boy : Kaachan, please!!
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Second One is Always the Truth
*summer*
Gekikara : Let’s go to the beach!
Black : Why so suddenly?
Baby : Touchan, what is beach?
Gekikara : You’ll know when you get there *grin*
Black : We are not going anywhere.
Gekikara : EHH!! But it’s boring here…let’s have some fun (*3*) besides you’re on your holiday!
Black : Why beach?
Gekikara : Cause it’s summer!
Black : Why beach? *glare*
Gekikara : *scared* C-cause…I wanna see you in swimsuits…*stepping backwards*
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The Future III (Baby’s Version)
*15 years later*
Boy : Touchan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Gekikara : Yeah, just don’t come home drunk.
Boy : You are the best! Ittekimasu!
*Meanwhile*
Boy : Kaachan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Black : Where is the party at? Who are you going with? Whose party? What are you gonna do there? What time will you come home?
Boy : Nevermind, I’ll go to bed now.
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Art Object
Gekikara : So…we are not going?
Black : Why beach when…*blush* when you can see me like that every time you want!
Gekikara : Ehh is that wrong?
Black : No, I just hate the crowd.
Gekikara : Well I just want to see you in different background, like the beach and such.
Black : What am I, erotic painting? Pervert. *pissed* *leaving*
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Hormones
*the beach*
Baby : Wahaha~~ *playing sand*
Black : Stop giving me that look!
Gekikara : *grin*
Black : *blush* I hate you.
Gekikara : Oh you love me, Black. You’ve decided to come here *grin*
Black : Just stop staring at me!
Gekikara : Well, I guess I’ll ogle at others then…
Black : *grab* DON’T. YOU. DARE. *blush*
Gekikara : Black in her PMS is such a fun to tease…
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Competition
*the beach*
Baby : Wahaha~~ *playing sand with other kid*
Gekikara : Lots of people here…
Someone : *approach* Black! Gekikara!
BuraGeki : T-Torigoya??
Torigoya : Family time huh? Nice *laugh*
Gekikara : *stare* Wow Torigoya, you look so h-
Black : *grip* *death glare*
Gekikara : *twitch* S-so…so…different! Yeah, so different!
Torigoya : *giggle* Thanks. I’ll take that as a compliment!
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Because Too Honest is Not Good
*Torigoya is gone*
Gekikara : Wow.
Black : Wow what?
Gekikara : Nothing *shrug*
Black : Yeah, like I don’t know you’re telling me a lie.
Gekikara : Promise me don’t be mad!
Black : Okay.
Gekikara : No wonder Torigoya is a pro in her job…
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
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Bonus Drabbles: Maji de?
Sacrifice
Daruma : Gakurannhh! Stop butting offhh. This is my fighthhh…
Thugs : Yeah go away. Just give up already!
Gakuran : Never! My seriousness is only for Atsuko!! I will fight too for her. I will sacrifice my life for her!
Daruma : You serioussshhh? If she jumps off the bridgehhh…will you jump toohhh?
Gakuran : Umm…how high the bridge?
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Reincarnation?
*outside Yabakune Gakuen*
Detective : Where is Maeda?
Keibuho : There she is. She’s giving in I guess…
Atsuko : *walk towards policemen*
Detective : You are under arrest, Maeda-san.
Keibuho : *handcuffing*
Atsuko : *jump* MINAMI, YOU ARE ALIVE!!! I MISS YOUUU *hugging Keibuho*
Keibuho : HEEEELP ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME!!! *struggle*
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Strongest
Docchi : Center hasn’t had any duel with Maeda in the end huh…
Toshima : Yeah and we still don’t know who is the strongest in Majijo.
Lemon : I think Maeda is!
Tsuri : No, Center is stronger!
Lemon : Maeda! *glare*
Tsuri : Center! *glare*
Kanburi : I think Maeda’s glasses is…
All : Huh??
Kanburi : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?
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Seriousness
*Rappappa clubroom*
Center : Maeda, going out without your glasses…it sure saves time...
Atsuko : Sorry, but I’m wearing contacts now *smirk*
Center : Don’t screw with me, Maeda!! Let’s have a fight. One-on-one…
Atsuko : *smile*
Center : Majisuka?
*background sound*
Atsuko : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center : EHHH?? (O.o)
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Huh?
Team Hormone : Huh?
Team Fondue : Huh?
Team Hormone : Huh?
Team Fondue : Huh?
Team Hormone : Huh?
Shaku : Such a waste of screen time. Hey, Yasusu! Stop filming this scene!
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Squirrel
*hospital*
Shinigami : Oshima Yuko…Oshima Yuko…
Yuko : Huh?? *yawn* who are you?
Shinigami : You’ll die in a month…after graduation…
Yuko : I don’t wanna die!!! Please don’t take me away!! (>A<) I have Majijo to look after!!!
Shinigami : Eh…umm…but you have Maeda?
Yuko : Maeda seems uninterested with Rappappa…
Shinigami : Your triplet sisters?
Yuko : They’re extras!
Shinigami : Argh…you have to die! Sign this contract *offer*
Yuko : I don’t wanna die!!! (>A<)
Shinigami : Well…you’ll miss a chance to stalk Torigoya anytime you want…*sneer*
Yuko : Deal. How am I gonna die?
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Showmance
*Rappappa clubroom*
Otabe : So what am I gonna call you now?
Ookabuki : Noh-Kyougen Sisters!
Kokabuki : Ah, but Kabuki Sisters is fine…
Ookabuki : Noh-Kyougen is the best!
Kokabuki : Old fashioned! Kabuki is cooler!
Ookabuki : Noh-Kyougen! *glare*
Kokabuki : Kabuki! *glare*
Gakuran : Yeah, yeah. Keep fighting, dudes. It’s like someone’s gonna watch your show *yawn*
Kabuki Sisters : !!!!
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Personal Hatred
*Rappappa clubroom*
Sado : Damn you, Maeda…
Shibuya : I’ll go get her first!
Sado : Don’t do anything foolishly until Buchou gets back…
Black : When Gekikara comes back…shall we do a big cleanup?
Torigoya : I wanna beat Daruma to a bloody pulp! *clench*
Shibuya : Daruma?
Black : The chicken wings of victory…
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Gekikara’s Revenge
*Majisuka Gakuen’s hallway*
Atsuko : Why are you doing this?
Gekikara : *giggle* Okotteru?
Atsuko : …
Gekikara : Friends? *giggle* I crushed your friends! *giggle* You mad?
Atsuko : …
Gekikara : Your friends beat my wife yesterday *giggle* I’m mad! *giggle*
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Cloud Nine
*heaven*
Yuko : It’s boring here! Hey you Maeda’s friend! Let’s have a trip to earth?
Minami : *reading book* No thanks. I have to live seriously.
Yuko : But you are dead…
Minami : But this is afterlife.
Yuko : Fine, fine~~ why is everybody no fun here! (*3*)
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Stalker
*Sado’s hospital*
Sado : *chaining a patient to a bed* Stop moving! *glare*
Patient : I hate syringes!! Let me goooo!!! *struggle*
Yuko : Sado is really a sadist *scared*
*Shibuya’s office*
Manager : I will have this report collected in an hour!
Shibuya : *punch* Don’t want! *back to the manicure*
Yuko : Forever a gal *sigh*
*Torigoya’s parlor*
Torigoya : Is it hurt here? Are you cold? *massage*
Man : A bit lower please? *wink*
Torigoya : You are naughty *laugh*
Yuko : If only…if only…if only I could kick that man’s balls and crushing them into ashes!!! *rage*
*Black & Gekikara’s apartment*
Yuko : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Oh God, Oh God (O////O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where’s my ghost camera again…*panic*
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Celebrity
Wota : Would Center be replacing Maeda next year?
Unagi : *flip meat* I don’t know, but she’s strong enough to be a Buchou.
Shaku : Waste of screen time! Center is strong enough to be a Buchou!
Team Hormone : This girl…
Wota : I saw you on TV by the way. You got all the screen time!
Shaku : Really?? Yes finally my shows is on national channel!! I’m famous woohoo!!
Bungee : What channel?
Wota : Animal Planet…
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Otabe’s Secret
Principal : You are a smart girl…why do you become a Yankee?
Otabe : There are lots of things more important than studying *smile*
Principal : Like?
Otabe : Selling these Kyoto souvenirs!! These miniatures only hundred yen each!! *show*
Principal : You are really an Otabe…
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You Are What You Hear
*Majisuka rooftop*
Center : xxxxxxxxx xxxx xxxx
Nezumi : What?
Center : xxx xxxxx xxxx
Nezumi : *takes off earphones*
Center : *sigh* Nezumi…
Nezumi : Gomen, gomen *smile*
Center : What were you listening to?
Nezumi : Beethoven.
Center : Why do you like classics?
Nezumi : I would be like Dance if I listen to happy music…
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Little Fellow
*Yabakune Gakuen*
Shibuya : You are overstepping by stabbing Gekikara. Who’s Yabakune leader now!!
Miso : *laugh* No one. You are just an outsider *laugh*
Shibuya : *punch*
Miso : *laugh* *laugh* *walk away*
Shibuya : Somehow I feel the way she laughs is same as Gekikara’s…
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Enigma
Wota : Did you see Yabakune start taking out the streets?
Mukuchi : *nod*
Akicha : What’s more?
Mukuchi : …
Bungee : How many?
Mukuchi : …
Unagi : This means war! *throw chopsticks*
Daruma : *watching from afar* I wonder if Team Hormone possess a telepathic ability…
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Metaphor
Otabe : These are some magic crutches, eh? *smile*
Nezumi : You heal fast when you are young *smirk*
Otabe : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi : Don’t underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You’ll see…
Center : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let’s have kids together!! *cling*
Nezumi : *blush* Get off!! *struggle* You got me wrong!!
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Living Seriously
Atsuko’s Dad : Let’s eat *smile*
Atsuko : *munch*
Atsuko’s Dad : How’s school?
Atsuko : Fine…
Atsuko’s Dad : Atsuko, why you always give me the same answer?
Atsuko : Why you always ask me the same question?
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Oshima Yuko's True Self
*hospital*
Yuko : Can you get my thing outsi-
Sado : *slap*
Yuko : ….*touch cheek* eh…?
Sado : *realized* S-sumimasen…
Yuko : Harder, Sado! Hit me harder! *whine*
Sado : Is she a masochist…
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The End
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Thanks for reading these drabbles from the start till the end :) I probably do some silent updates in the future. Not in this
forum but in my FF.net acc XD well, Thank you again and good bye :cow:
Check my newest co-written smexy Black x Geki project in this Perv Fic forum (only if you have access :P)
*Eru is resting in her coffin*
edit: I'm adding a new story; the last drabble replacing "Born This Way" :lol:
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im sad that this is the end but i dont think it could have ended better Gekikara was sweet pervy weird and mean black was having pms lol
Yuko a perv Atsuko funny as hell
Nezumi and centre perfect
Shibuya forever a fashion girl and so on i love this loads i think i will just re read it all i love how funny it is and the fact some is based on real life am jelous you know people like this
thanks for the great update but am sad its the last
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Sorry I can't reply all the kind comments up there. For all this thread readers, I'm sorry but this update is the longest and also the last episode of our lovely family Black and Gekikara story. Hope you enjoy it :lol:
But pls comment on it, as this is my last update :lol:
Last update!?!?!~ :OMG: Yadddaaaaaaaa!!!~~~ :mon whine: :mon whine:
Because It’s Center
Center kicking the door~ :mon lmao:
Pleading
Center : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi : Please don’t give me that look…please don’t give me that look…*walk faster*
Center : Don’t you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes* Nezumi…
Nezumi : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*
Center with puppy eyes look~ kawaii~~ :mon lovelaff:
Persistent
Center~ What are you going to do in Nezumi's house?~ :mon lol:
Lazy Rule V
Black : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara : Does it involve me getting up?
Black : Of course…
Gekikara : Then no *keep reading*
Detestation
Center : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let’s go home together!
Nezumi :*stop* With that kid around?
Center : O-of course…
Nezumi : Then no *walk away*
Geki and Nezu are so alike~ :mon lmao:
Survival
Poor Black~
Lazy No More
Gekikara : This month’s bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Black : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I’ll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.
Nice trick Black~ :on lol:
Being Romantic
Black : Gekikara, why are you always following me?
Gekikara : My mom told me to follow my dream…
Black : *blush* Go away, I need to take a bath *doki doki doki doki doki*
That's so sweet of you Geki~ :mon inluv:
But Geki, what really is your dream? Is it to be with Black forever? or to have more kids with Black? :mon lol:
The Future II (Gekikara’s Version)
*15 years later*
Boy : *texting*
Black : Who are you texting with?
Boy : None of your business, Kaachan.
Black : Is that your girlfriend?
Boy : No, Kaachan!
Black : Do you have anyone you like?
Boy : Kaachan, please!!
He's actually texting his girlfriend, CenNezu's daughter~ :mon lol:
Reincarnation?
Atsuko : *jump* MINAMI, YOU ARE ALIVE!!! I MISS YOUUU *hugging Keibuho*
Keibuho : HEEEELP ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME!!! *struggle*
ahaha.. poor Min- I mean Keibuho~ :hiakhiakhiak:
Strongest
Kanburi : I think Maeda’s glasses is…
All : Huh??
Kanburi : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?
I was also thinking about that and also i've been wondering how it doesn't get stepped when they're fighting~ :mon huh:
Seriousness
Atsuko : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center : EHHH?? (O.o)
I think taking off glasses saves more time than taking off contacts~ :mon lmao:
Huh?
Shaku, suddenly appearing as always~
Personal Hatred
Torigoya : I wanna beat Daruma to a bloody pulp! *clench*
Shibuya : Daruma?
Black : The chicken wings of victory…
Shibuya still doesn't know who is Daruma~ :on lol:
Stalker
*Black & Gekikara’s apartment*
Yuko : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Oh God, Oh God (O////O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where’s my ghost camera again…*panic*
Yuko, if you're going to BuraGeki's apartment you should be always ready to bring your ghost camera~ :mon lol: :mon lol:
You Are What You Hear
Center : Why do you like classics?
Nezumi : I would be like Dance if I listen to happy music…
Is that so? Then if you'll listen to rock music you'll become like Geki? :mon huh:
Metaphor
Otabe : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi : Don’t underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You’ll see…
Center : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let’s have kids together!! *cling*
Nezumi : *blush* Get off!! *struggle* You got me wrong!!
No Nezumi, Center didn't got you wrong~ we also heard(read) what you said~ :mon lol: :mon lol:
Living Seriously
Atsuko’s Dad : Atsuko, why you always give me the same answer?
Atsuko : Why you always ask me the same question?
Like father, like daughter~ :on lol: I suddenly remembered the part where Acchan's dad took off his glasses~ :on lol:
Thanks for reading these drabbles from the start till the end :) I probably do some silent updates in the future. Not in this
forum but in my FF.net acc XD well, Thank you again and good bye :cow:
Check my newest co-written smexy Black x Geki project in this Perv Fic forum (only if you have access :P)
*Eru is resting in her coffin*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!~~~ :pleeease:
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Thank you thank you!
It's kind a sad that Eru-sama will be *sob *sob
But you leave us with a lot of laughter!
Thank you again!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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Awww T__T It's the end. Well at least it's a really good end ^^ We kinda got a peak into the future and into the life of everyone even the ones on cloud 9 lol. Thanks for this series ^^ It's like a mix of comedy and sweetness. Brighten up my day all the time. Can't wait for your new works
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it's so sad that this will be the last update..but, i want to say thankyou for this awesome fic..it never failed to make me laugh :D
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hurray...update (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-yippie.gif)
poor baby...even until the last episode he still don't have name... (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-sigh.gif)
Because It’s Center
*Rappappa clubroom*
Center : Nezumi? Can you hold him for a moment? I need to go to bathroom…
Nezumi : Okay… *sigh* I hate babies…
*few mins*
Nezumi : What? Stop staring at me.
Baby : *scared* HWAAAAAAAAA!!!! HWEEEEE!!!
Nezumi : Shut up! *glare*
Baby : HWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Nezumi : CENTEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!! *frustrate*
Center : YES!!! NEZUMI WHAT HAPPEN!! *enter the room triumphantly*
Nezumi : You don’t have to kick the door!!
Center...Center...don't you know there is a technology called 'door knob' :hehehe:
Detestation
Center : *carrying Baby in the arms*
Nezumi : Send him back to his parents now!
Center : But nobody would look after him until 4 pm.
Nezumi : Whatever, I’m going home now *walk away*
Center : Ahh Nezumi! *chase* Nezumi! Let’s go home together!
Nezumi :*stop* With that kid around?
Center : O-of course…
Nezumi : Then no *walk away*
playing hard to catch eh Nezumi :hehehe:
Pleading
*street*
Center : *chase* Nezumi…he’s sleeping anyway, he won’t bother you.
Nezumi : *walk faster* *glance*
Center : *chase* Nezumi… *puppy eyes*
Nezumi : Please don’t give me that look…please don’t give me that look…*walk faster*
Center : Don’t you want to have kids someday… *puppy eyes* Nezumi…
Nezumi : *blush* F-FINE! *losing*
STRIKE 1... :on yellcard:
Persistent
*street*
Center : Nezumi, why do you hate kids?
Nezumi : They’re noisy.
Center : So is it okay if they are sleeping soundly, like this? *point at Baby*
Nezumi : I guess…
Center : Yay! Let’s go to your house *smile*
Nezumi : NO WAY!!!
STRIKE 2... :on yellcard: one more strike you're out Nezumi :on thumbb:
Lazy Rule V
*kitchen*
Black : *cutting vegetables*
Gekikara : *reading manga*
Black : Geki, do me a favor?
Gekikara : Does it involve me getting up?
Black : Of course…
Gekikara : Then no *keep reading*
same old Geki :on spit:
Survival
*living room*
Baby : *watching Barney* Wahaha~~ *dance*
Gekikara : *appear* *taking TV remote* *turn the channel*
Baby : Touchan!!! Barney!! I want Barney!!!
Gekikara : Move. Barney is dead!
Baby : *jump* *brawl* Touchan!!! Touchan!!! I want Barney!!
Gekikara : I wanna watch anime! Move! *brawl*
Black : Please take me away from here…
be tough Black...be tough :on hypto:
Lazy No More
Black : Oh God…*stare at a paper*
Gekikara : What happened?
Black : Look *show*
Gekikara : This month’s bill? Let me s-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??
Black : Yeah the owner increases the rent again…
Gekikara : Ah…Uh…Black…I…I’ll go get a job now! *guilty*
Black : Wow…that fake bill really did the trick.
nice trick Black...nice trick :on GJ:
Because Lying is Not Good
Baby : Tsumannai! *throw robots*
Black : What’s wrong sweetheart?
Baby : No one wants to play with me! *sad*
Black : Umm…ask Touchan? Oh right, like she wants to play with you.
Baby : *shake head* Kaachan, I want a brother!
Black : *blush* Wh-what...umm…a brother is too expensive, sweetheart.
Gekikara : *suddenly appear* A brother huh? Your Kaachan is lying, kid. It’s cheap and your Kaachan can make it! *giggle* How many do you want?
Black : Gekikara!!! *blush*
Gekikara : What? I’m just telling him the truth *walk away* *giggle* *giggle*
i think you better ask them to give you a name first boy before you ask for brother (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-sigh.gif)
The Future III (Baby’s Version)
*15 years later*
Boy : Touchan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Gekikara : Yeah, just don’t come home drunk.
Boy : You are the best! Ittekimasu!
*Meanwhile*
Boy : Kaachan, can I go to my friend’s party tonight?
Black : Where is the party at? Who are you going with? Whose party? What are you gonna do there? What time will you come home?
Boy : Nevermind, I’ll go to bed now.
damn rite :badluck: (and after 15 years he still don't have name (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-sigh.gif))
Because Too Honest is Not Good
*Torigoya is gone*
Gekikara : Wow.
Black : Wow what?
Gekikara : Nothing *shrug*
Black : Yeah, like I don’t know you’re telling me a lie.
Gekikara : Promise me don’t be mad!
Black : Okay.
Gekikara : No wonder Torigoya is a pro in her job…
*that night Gekikara slept outside*
have fun with the mosquitos Geki :on spit:
Strongest
Docchi : Center hasn’t had any duel with Maeda in the end huh…
Toshima : Yeah and we still don’t know who is the strongest in Majijo.
Lemon : I think Maeda is!
Tsuri : No, Center is stronger!
Lemon : Maeda! *glare*
Tsuri : Center! *glare*
Kanburi : I think Maeda’s glasses is…
All : Huh??
Kanburi : It never breaks no matter she dropped it thousand times right?
simple but true :on lol:
Seriousness
*Rappappa clubroom*
Center : Maeda, going out without your glasses…it sure saves time...
Atsuko : Sorry, but I’m wearing contacts now *smirk*
Center : Don’t screw with me, Maeda!! Let’s have a fight. One-on-one…
Atsuko : *smile*
Center : Majisuka?
*background sound*
Atsuko : *taking off contacts* Majidayo…
Center : EHHH?? (O.o)
old habit hard to remove eh Maeda :hehehe:
Squirrel
*hospital*
Shinigami : Oshima Yuko…Oshima Yuko…
Yuko : Huh?? *yawn* who are you?
Shinigami : You’ll die in a month…after graduation…
Yuko : I don’t wanna die!!! Please don’t take me away!! (>A<) I have Majijo to look after!!!
Shinigami : Eh…umm…but you have Maeda?
Yuko : Maeda seems uninterested with Rappappa…
Shinigami : Your triplet sisters?
Yuko : They’re extras!
Shinigami : Argh…you have to die! Sign this contract *offer*
Yuko : I don’t wanna die!!! (>A<)
Shinigami : Well…you’ll miss a chance to stalk Torigoya anytime you want…*sneer*
Yuko : Deal. How am I gonna die?
once a pervert will always a pervert :kekeke:
Stalker
*Black & Gekikara’s apartment*
Yuko : WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! Oh God, Oh God (O////O) PG-13! PG-13! Wait, I need to film this! Where’s my ghost camera again…*panic*
*tossed camera to yuko* :kekeke:
Celebrity
Wota : Would Center be replacing Maeda next year?
Unagi : *flip meat* I don’t know, but she’s strong enough to be a Buchou.
Shaku : Waste of screen time! Center is strong enough to be a Buchou!
Team Hormone : This girl…
Wota : I saw you on TV by the way. You got all the screen time!
Shaku : Really?? Yes finally my shows is on national channel!! I’m famous woohoo!!
Bungee : What channel?
Wota : Animal Planet…
STRIKE for Shaku :on yellcard:
Otabe’s Secret
Principal : You are a smart girl…why do you become a Yankee?
Otabe : There are lots of things more important than studying *smile*
Principal : Like?
Otabe : Selling these Kyoto souvenirs!! These miniatures only hundred yen each!! *show*
Principal : You are really an Otabe…
yay...Otabe (http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f318/wildgamer/onionhead/pala%20bawang/emo-yippie.gif)
Metaphor
Otabe : These are some magic crutches, eh? *smile*
Nezumi : You heal fast when you are young *smirk*
Otabe : You are such a firestarter, Nezumi.
Nezumi : Don’t underestimate the fertility of mice *smile* You’ll see…
Center : *appear* Nezumi? So you wanna have kids too *happy* Let’s have kids together!! *cling*
Nezumi : *blush* Get off!! *struggle* You got me wrong!!
STRIKE 3...Nezumi OUT :on redcard:
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Really thank you for all those little stories ^^
As I see Yuko is still Yuko even when she is dead lol
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I'm sorry I'm late for this!!!!!!!!!!
Here is the first part of my thoughts!!!!
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This....it makes me laugh so hard :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Future Marriage
*door knocking*
Black : Yes? *open the door* Oh it’s just you. What is it?
Shaku : Gekikara asked me to show your new place…
Gekikara : Blaaaack! It’s been monthssss *hug**giggle*
Black : Ai! Ha-na-se! Get off!!!! *struggle*
Gekikara : Aww you’re so cold to your future husband *giggle*
Black : Shaku, bring her home…
Gekikara : *come in* *amazed* oh, so this is my future house?
Black : (o/////o) *doki doki doki* WHO SAYS YOU CAN COME IN???
GOD, this is so hilarious :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Geki making herself like at home, and throwing herself in Blacks life so simply :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Condition
Gekikara : Black, why are you so fat lately?
Shaku : That’s called pregnancy, Gekikara!!! (=A=)
Shes soooo cruel.... God, not only throwing yourself into person's life without that person's permission, but also being disrespectful..? Jeez... *shakes head in dissappointment*
Near
Gekikara : *giggle* I’ll have a son~~
Black : I-I don’t know what you are talking about… *doki doki doki doki doki*
Hehe, even though she’s intruding, but she has a point, because Black likes the idea and is blushing.. XD Sweet :)
Misery Loves Company
Black : You forgot bringing this creature with you *dragging Gekikara out*
Shaku : Ah! It’s school holiday now. She decided to stay with you for couple weeks. Have fun! *leave*
Gekikara : Okotteru? *giggle*
Black : …
Oh well. thats how 'fun' days for Black began.. XD Poor her...
Misunderstanding
Gekikara : I’ll go get it! *open the door*
Someone : Hello, you called for a plumber?
A plumber.....? Geki, really?... Wha...I...cant.... Whoaw... It left me speechless, how silly she is... In this situation, a plumber... :smhid :smhid
Unwanted
Gekikara : *giggle* Me! Me! I want to be with Black!!
Black : *from the inside* NO THANKS I’LL BE MUCH BETTER ALONE!!!
Yeah, its kinda understandable... After the 'plumber' incident... But really... I'd also wish to be alone if I were in her place... Poor Black..
Too Tight
Gekikara : *hug* Black…why didn’t you answer me? You mad? You mad?
Sado : She can’t even catch a breath, Gekikara…*sigh*
What can I say... Slow-witted Geki is slow-witted... Poor Black again...
Good Thing
Gekikara : I’m glad Black isn’t fat anymore…*touching Black’s stomach*
Torigoya : YOU’RE SO INSENSITIVE!! *smack*
Really... Her intensiveness is going overboard... :smhid :smhid
Bladder Problem
Black : Oh, and now the accident pisses all over itself…
Well....Black...you'll have to clean this mess now... Too late noticing the accident...
Don’t Try This At Home
Gekikara : And you bang with the World Trade Center!! And you go Ka-BOOM!! *drop the baby*
Baby : *faint*
Gekikara : And I’m the ambulance~~ wee-oo…wee-oo~~~
Black : *appear* YOU are so gonna NEED an ambulance tonight, Gekikara…
Okay, Geki is being too unobservant... I know she had little experience with kids, but... Dropping the child on the floor is just... You cant just drop the baby, Geki... Punish her, Black. Strong and hard, like whip her or smth
PMS
Black : Why do I feel so…lonely… *sound effect of wind blowing*
*that night Black locked herself under the shower, crying*
And here starts her locking under the shower days... It will happen more lately, but well... Geki is really unobservant, cruel at times, but... That’s who she is... Poor Black...
Reason
Gekikara : I’m not scared. Unless they pay rent, they can’t live here! Hoosh!!
Black : …
Whoaw, all she cares about is money... (I myself loves spiders, hehe) poor little spiders... And Black, for having to live with such....person...
anw here's the 3rd doujinshi by Ying Chun / empresskingdom.tumblr.com if you forget this story, take a look in the 3rd story on the first page of this thread - Lullaby :cathappy: mmm and he/she said there'll be none new til Thursday :sweatdrop:
I like this drawing... But the situation... Geki’s look is... :smhid
Positive Thinking
*Gekikara chained to a cross upside down for three days*
At last she listened to our thoughts and did what Geki deserves... But really, poor child having parents like that... Especially such a bad father... Dropping a kid on the ground is just.... Like I already said, you CANT DROP the baby....
Creativity
Gekikara : It’s a larvae…
... poor kid again... No comments...
Fixing
Black : MMMFFFMMF!!!! #$%^&*$##!!!! (read: Why are you taping me!!)
O.M.G.... She misunderstood it AGAIN... Poor Black... She needs to repeat the hanging on the cross thing...
Gekikara’s Standard
Baby : *draw on the wall* *laugh*
Black : HEY Don’t draw on the wall!!!!
Gekikara : Now that’s creativity…*proud*
:rofl: :rofl: Despite Black saying the truth about "Don't draw on the wall!!!!", I still think Geki is partly right... One of the best creations are born on the walls, you know... *is being killed by Black*
Wise
Gekikara : You spend the first 3 years teaching him how to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 15 years telling him to sit down and shut-up. I don’t wanna! *roll*
Black : It’s unbelievably makes sense…
Yeah, it does make sense... But Geki is such a lazy father... she needs to find a normal job...
Sad
Gekikara : *teary eyes*
*few mins*
Gekikara : *sob*
*few mins*
Gekikara : (;_____;)
Black : *appear* Geki, are you done cutting those onions?
Gekikara : Just ten more, sweetheart! (;A;)
Oh, this is sooo understandable... I cry only from being in the same room where onions are being cut, so I know how she feels....
Explanation
Gekikara : I haven’t lost it. I just misplaced it…somewhere on this planet…
Well... It happens... :smhid :smhid
Expectation
Gekikara : We live in such a very cheap apartment…*exhale*
Black : YOU’RE COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS NOW????
Geki, if you want to live in a bigger apartment, you need to find a job, or at least, if finding a job for you is impossible, stop complaining about it and start paying attention and stop being lazy... *runs away from maniac Geki*
Everything is Cheap
Black : And now the fee is no longer cheap…*staring at the broken door*
Was this really the only way.....? Well, I guess it was... Next time she'll take better care of the key... I hope so...
The Appearance of Greek Statue
*door knocking*
Gekikara : Black…open it up! *roll*
Black : *from somewhere* I can’t! I’m in bathroom!
*few secs*
Gekikara : *roll*
Someone : Walk from mount Inaba…I see a mountain of cherry tree…
Gekikara : Alright! Alright! Choukoku I’ll open the door! *get up*
Lazy Geki... I imagine the chibi Geki rolling... :rofl: :rofl: But.. Choukoku is no joke...
It’s not Ironic, It’s Obvious
Gekikara : Relax, it’s just ordinary sugar pills!
Choukoku : What? So it’s not steroids? *shocked*
Gekikara : No shit *giggle*
Choukoku : H-how…
Gekikara : *pat* yeah you won that tournament all by yourself! Congratulations! *giggle*
Choukoku : Can I have my money back?
Gekikara : No! *giggle*
Black : …
Thats kinda good... It's mind's will, that helps people, not psychologists or some medicaments... Of course, medicine helps, but a person has to be a believer... But Geki, it's... lying to people... She seriously needs to find a normal job...
Forbidden Request
Gekikara : H-hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle! The cow jumped over the moon~ The little dog-
Baby : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gekikara : WHY ARE YOU CRYING??? I’M SINGING FOR YOU!!!
Black : *appear* *picking up child* Your voice deafening the room…*leave*
Yeah... I guess Geki's singing is not the one I'd love to listen to.... Poor child... But Geki is soooo lazy... She needs a job, seriously... :smhid :smhid :smhid
New Job
*Sunday*
Gekikara : What? I’m a pug breeder! *whistle*
Well, at least she found a job... But... I wonder if it'll turn out right...
Argument
Gekikara : Before I came and live with you, you already have many animals here.
Black : ???
Gekikara : Ants, spiders, cockroaches, bu-
Black : Okay okay I get it! Do whatever you want! *tired* *leaving*
Geki, you're soooo...unobservant....gnarly...other synonims... Poor Black (again)
Hot Shower
Gekikara : *giggle* I don’t need water heater. It’s just a normal shower…
Black : Huh? *confused*
Gekikara : With us in it…*grin*
Black : o/////////o!!!
Oh, now this is sooo smexy, isn't it...? *grins also* And looks like black likes the idea, doesn't she? hehe Good job, Geki, good job (at least at somewhere she's good....) *runs away*
Dog Breeder
Black : They’re so noisy!! *kick*
Gekikara : Hey!! You should be happy hearing them barking! That means I’ll get money soon.
Black : Huh?
Gekikara : They’re reproducing…*back to sleep*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Can't.....breathe.... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Darkness Queen’s New Life
Black : Ugh…the living room smells like dog poo!
*later*
Black : Ugh…they don’t stop barking!
*later*
Black : *sneeze* Ugh…I hate furs!
*later*
Black : Gekikara! I demand you to find another job!
Like I said, it didn't turn out quite right, did it..... :smhid :smhid :smhid
Professional
Black : You love your dogs better than your son????
Gekikara : It’s part of the job…*leaving*
Now this is why I say, that things are not turning out so well. I mean.. a child, having no name, not being taken care of and not being loved enough...and dogs being choosen over him BECAUSE of money.... That baby has a really pathetic father...
Failure is The Key of Success, or so she thought
Ookabuki : *scoff* weird…but yeah his head looks like an egg…
Gekikara : It sure breaks like one! *giggle*
Kabuki Sisters : …
.... And my theory about this job not working out so well turns out to grow stronger by every minute now... :smhid :smhid :smhid Poor puppy...
End
Dogs : *run outside*
Black : Tadaima~~ eh???? *surprised*
Gekikara : AAAAH THEY RUN!!! BLACK!!! STOP THEM!!! *chase*
Black : *panic* Ah!! Eh??? *confused*
Gekikara : AH CLOSE THAT DOOR CLOSE THAT AHHH THEY ESCAPED!!!
Black : Congratulations, get another job.
Yap *nods* I was right... Geki is jobless again... :smhid :smhid :smhid
Another Victim
*Gekikara is doing the usual garage sale at the park*
Gekikara : If steroids illegal for fighters and athletes, shouldn’t be photoshop illegal for models?
Center : I’ll take two.
Whoaw, she's sooo right... But, lying to another person... Geki Geki... I wonder how this will turn out...
Punishment
Gekikara : Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fi-
Baby : Uwaaa Kaachaaaan, kowai~~~~ *run to the kitchen*
What can I say.. A scary daddy is a scary daddy... *plugs her ears*
So Bad It’s Good
Gekikara : Hey! Really, this is delicious! Look *chomp* it’s very…*munch*…very…@#$%^!!!
Baby : *stare*
Gekikara : POISONING!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BLACK!!! *run to bathroom*
Yeah, Black's food is really SOMETHING... Poor Geki and the Baby... I wouldn't want to be poisoned too...
Gekikara’s Rule II
Baby : *munch* *melon pan hits floor*
Black : Ah, let me grab a new one *smile*
Gekikara : *taking the melon pan* no need to, here eat it! *give*
Black : Hey, it’s dirty!
Gekikara : It’s not. 5 seconds rule!
Well, poor baby... What can I say more... :smhid :smhid :smhid
Gekikara’s Rule III
Gekikara : Wow. This bed is a time machine. I lay down for a minute and soon it's five hours later…
Black : Just get a job already *exhale*
Lazy Geki is a lazy Geki... But really, she needs to find a job. AGAIN. *exhales also* *pats Black's shoulder* I hope things will work out...
Promise with Yuko-san
Gekikara : But I’m a lover, not a fighter! *giggle*
Yuko-sama is mentioned!!! *jumps happily around* *cough* anyway... Geki... You... Whatever...
Not a Fighter
Gekikara : *turn* Apology accepted! *grin*
Black : Eh?? So fast?? (o_o)
Gekikara : Told you. I’m a lover, not a fighter *smirk*
Black : Okay, thank you *smile*
Gekikara : *suddenly on top* That means I’m going to f*ck you till death tonight… *smirk*
Black : EHHH!!! (O//////O)
Go Geki Go!!!!! XD XD The fun night awaits for them... So she's lazy for everything except love making, huh...? :smhid :smhid She needs to get a job, and quickly...
Special Service
Gekikara : Ah! Ah! Black! Please be gentle…
Black : What makes your back ache, seriously? *massage*
Aww, a massage from Black to Geki... Ah, it must be a good massage, right? I wonder what happened to Geki’s back... :huhuh
How to Deal With Your Son
Black : *appear* Really Geki? You give a 3 year old spicy senbei???
Now this reminds me of when Geki gave this to Dance XD But to give this to your own baby... :smhid :smhid :smhid Again, poor baby
Impact
Baby : *laugh triumphantly on Gekikara’s back* Go my horse!! Go! Go!
Gekikara : Black, prepare to massage my back again tonight…
So that's why Geki needed a massage.... Well, being a dad is a tough 'job', isn't it... XD
Misinterpreting
Black : Where do you put all the plates, glasses, bowls, and spoons?
Gekikara : I sold them.
Black : WHAT? WHY?
Gekikara : Yesterday you asked me to clean the kitchen right?
:rofl: Yes, at first it's funny, but... The reality is cruel. And it brings the serious topic out of shadows again: Geki, you seriously need to find a normal job, and the sooner the better. Utensils in YOUR kitchen are for people IN YOUR FAMILY to eat from, not to sold them for OTHER people.... :smhid :smhid
Abandoned but Important
Gekikara : Such a cheap apartment.
Black : Stop complaining. Wait, I remember putting an old senpuuki in the storeroom…
Gekikara : I sold them last week for 1000 yen.
Black : WHAT?
Gekikara : It’s so old, someone asked it for 700 but I demanded a higher price…
Black : I DON’T NEED TO KNOW THAT!
See? This is why I said that you need to find a job - a normal one - and well, what else can I say? Poor Black, hearing Geki complaining about the cheap apartment, while Geki has no normal job, and is selling household goods.... :smhid :smhid :smhid
Not the Right Time for Flirting, Dude
Gekikara : You’re so cute when you’re mad *giggle*
Black : YEAH, WELL I’M ABOUT TO GET REAL F*CKING ADORABLE!!
Oh, now this sounds more interesting :twisted: :twisted: Black, are you gonna put Geki on cross again? :onionwhip:
Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara in Your Life (Black’s POV)
Whoaw, I agree with her points, and so from here we can see that Black loves Geki's bed treatments, hehe :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: But all the other things... Why Black still keeps Geki in her house... I guess, the last point outweighs all the others... XD XD
I’m a Lover
Gekikara : Yes, I’m not *giggle* I’m a lover! I love you more, so I have to work for my family sake! *giggle*
Aww, that's sooo sweet... Poor Yankees, but oh well, Geki needed a job, she found it, and Black might be content... Might.... You never know what can happen in Geki's mind.... :smhid
Question
Black : Geki, do you know where my Rosario is? *confused*
Gekikara : What does it look like?
Black : IT LOOKS LIKE TWO HORSES HAVING SEX! IT’S A CROSS GEKI, IT LOOKS LIKE CROSS WITH SEMI-NAKED JESUS ON IT FOR GOD SAKE!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Black is .... priceless ... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Pros and Cons of Having Black in Your Life (Gekikara’s POV)
Well, yeah, Black is bad at cooking, I also have to agree about her poems, and she's not giving enough love for Geki... At least they both agree on the 'Pros' point, nee? :twisted: :twisted:
Income
Black : *amazed* How many people she beat?
Sado : About hundred, I’ve become really busy lately *smirk*
Black : *shiver* This woman is really dangerous…
Now isn't it better, when Geki has a normal(??) job... Well, they get money for it, and they are not loosing any stuff from home... :sweatdrop:
A Wife’s Statement
Black : Gekikara is just like trees. She takes forever to grow up *exhale*
Oh, this is such a true statement... How can she be such a bad daddy.... Taking food from the kid... :smhid :smhid :smhid
Pros and Cons of Having Gekikara and Black in Your Life (Baby’s POV)
Okay, about the name, we talked this through lots of times, so let's leave it. What interests more is that the baby heard everything... how intense it has to be, those nights for Black from Geki... :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:
Lazy Rule
Black : In the kitchen, get it yourself *reading Bible*
Gekikara : Never mind, I’m not hungry.
Lazy Geki is lazy Geki... :smhid :smhid
Last Option
Gekikara : Tadaima~~ hic! Blaaack~~ hic!
Black : Oh my God, don’t tell me she’s coming home drunk again…
Gekikara : Whazzup Black~~ hic!
Black : About to chain you on a cross *bringing metal chain*
OH YEAH, something fun is about to happen. Now Geki will never come home drunk - except if she likes being chained on the cross upside down... :banghead:
Wondering
Gekikara : Why you always spend more than an hour in the bathroom?
Black : Why are you asking that?
Gekikara : I wonder if you have some special bathing ritual…
Black : Shower is the place of thoughts and decision making, Gekikara. Goodnight. *sleep*
Gekikara : I don’t understand…
You won't understand, dearie, because you're the one whose unobservant remarks are making Black do her 'shower ritual' thingy... :smhid :smhid
Gakuran’s Visit II
Gakuran : You guys have a bathroom?
Gekikara : NO. We shit outside (-_-‘’)
Gakuran : (o_o)
Black : Geki…
Gakuran : Can I use it?
Gekikara : NO. There’s a monster. It will eat YOU. Don’t go in. (-_-‘’)
Gakuran : (o_o)
Black : Geki, what’s your problem? (-_-) Right there, Gakuran. Turn to left beside the kitchen.
Wha..... :? :? Wait...is Geki jealous or what.... (implying SaeYuki) :huhuh
Warm
Gekikara : 38C…it’s quite high. You sleep well for today, okay? I’ll be here if you need something *kissing Black’s forehead* I love you…
Black : *sneeze* yes…thanks Geki *smile*And umm…*fidget*
Gekikara : Yes?
Black : I love you too *blush*
Gekikara : So the iceberg melts in THIS temperature…*giggle*
Aww, this is sooo sweet, so cute, so lovable, so fluffy and fuzzy... Black needs to be sick a bit more, so she can see how Geki cares for her... and this way she’s sweeter to Geki :wub: :wub: :wub:
Lazy Rule II
Gekikara : Do not want. I’ll let karma mess you up. Zzzz…
Lazy Geki is lazy Geki...
Opinion
*bedtime*
Gekikara : *stare*
Black : *realize* What?
Gekikara : I don’t know, you are so beautiful tonight…*stroking Black’s hair*
Black : Eh…*blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* thanks…
Gekikara : And I love that black lingerie you wear, it suits you *smile*
Black : *blush* *doki doki doki doki doki* you like it?
Gekikara : But I like it more when you wear nothing…*grin*
UHH, smexy time... So Black likes when her hubby is sweet-mouthing, doesn't she? Ah, this is sweet... And Geki has a point :wub: :wub: :wub:
Reverse
Black : No, but I’d love to hear your screams this time… *grab*
Gekikara : Oh, crap…*sweat-dropped*
THIS.IS.MAKING.ME.DROOOOOL.... Black taking the action.... OMG... Now Geki you’ll see what your wifey can do... Hehe... *writes some thoughts on a paper* might make a OS later... Oh, Eru-sama, what you did to my innocent, humble mind? (it’s nowhere near innocent, but oh well XD XD)
Main Reason
Gekikara : I don’t bring money…
Black : Then why are you going shopping? (-_-)
Gekikara : That’s why I’m here!
Wait, weren’t you working for Sado, Geki?... Using your wife like this is no good...
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More to come next week maybe!! Two busy writing all the stories, preparing for exams, writing requests...
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I love all of them.. Kojiyuu the best.. what a perv yuuchan
and gekikara-black stories love it
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Hello Guys!!! I'm back from the bottom of hell!!! *Comeback mode* :rofl: nope I've just finished some university entrance exams and now in a long long long loooooong holiday :yep:
this time I want to give some announcements which are:
1. I want to continue this thread, but with other theme (still drabbles type) :cathappy:
2. I make a poll about it so please give some votes! :jphip:
3. Thanks for all the kind comments up there, I really appreciate it and I'm so happy you guys really laugh (at least) to the drabbles. I really mean it.
4. Sorry for any unreplied comments :sweatdrop: i just have no time and there's so many :love:
thats it, for now. I have couple ideas filling this pervertic head ohohoho (no i'm just kidding) that i wrote in the poll, so now i just let you guys decide. Thank you! :deco:
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Hello Guys!!! I'm back from the bottom of hell!!! *Comeback mode* :rofl: nope I've just finished some university entrance exams and now in a long long long loooooong holiday :yep:
this time I want to give some announcements which are:
1. I want to continue this thread, but with other theme (still drabbles type) :cathappy:
2. I make a poll about it so please give some votes! :jphip:
3. Thanks for all the kind comments up there, I really appreciate it and I'm so happy you guys really laugh (at least) to the drabbles. I really mean it.
4. Sorry for any unreplied comments :sweatdrop: i just have no time and there's so many :love:
thats it, for now. I have couple ideas filling this pervertic head ohohoho (no i'm just kidding) that i wrote in the poll, so now i just let you guys decide. Thank you! :deco:
Already voted :3 After this i mean. LOL
i think i haven't commented yet.. until this time.. :3 I really love the GekiBlack couple and their child. LOL always crack me up when i read about them. :3
so.. you also did SNMPTN test? Yeah, i just found out that you're also an indonesian! LOL Where do you want to continue your study eru-san? :3 contact me if you went to UI. :3
and yes, please write some.. yeah, you know. LOL
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Eru-sama!! You're back!!!! I voted already!!! But actually, anything you write will be okay. Just write, please!! :kneelbow: :kneelbow: :pleeease:
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I think it'd be really fun if you write a story abt all the members of AKB :on drink:
Thank you for writing this fic and sorry i'm not comment on the forum, usually read on your Tumblr :kneelbow:
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Yei! You're back!
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I'd love to see how Black and Gekikara are doing 5 years later. Hopefully Geki will have found steady employment by then :) I always enjoyed reading your drabbles a lot.
I wouldn't exactly oppose you writing other fanfics either, though :lol: Either way, keep up the good work :thumbup
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I WANT AND NEED BURAGEKII AGAIN :cow:
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Heeey!
I'm glad you're back! :twothumbs
I really love your fic!
More BuraGeki Pleeeease! :lol:
Some Yukirena would also be great! Hahaha
bye bye o/~
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eeeeeh, more please :cry:
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Wow so many positive comments up there!! I'm so happy guys and for kindly replying all your comments, here I made the long awaiting drabbles that have won the poll :lol: hope you guys like it!
@bochang Hello senpai! :lol: unfortunately no...well i'm planning to go to IKJ but somehow my mind drifts to Japanese Literature and i already took in my own hometown in Unair and UB :sweatdrop:
@sakura_drop_ I MISSED YOU!! where have you been all the time hahahaha :lol: well thank you for being a loyal reader of this thread :heart:
@playgirlz NEE-CHAN IS THAT YOU?
@Megumi Hey Meetan~
@inari oh i have new reader here XD welcome and thank you~ your wish has been granted!
@korisunyan thanks for keeping this thread in the first page :thumbup
@Yon48 Hello Yon-san! pls read my author note below and thanks for being a loyal reader XD
I'm posting ten drabbles as an introduction, if you want it to continue, please let me know! :deco:
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BuraGeki no Ichinichi
Season II
Sharing
Boy : *playing Nintendo DS*
Gekikara : *walk closer* *take Nintendo away*
Boy : Eeeh, Touchan, why?
Gekikara : You can have it back after you've finished your homework. *start playing Nintendo*
Boy : But I don’t have any ho-
Gekikara : And tidied your room.
Boy : Kaachan’s already do-
Gekikara : And I've finished this level.
Boy : …
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Mischief Managed
*Friday night*
Gekikara : Me and Black are going out tonight.
Black : It’s only an hour or so, is it okay leaving you alone here?
Boy : Yeah, I can take care of myself. Go have fun! *smiling*
Gekikara : Somehow I feel like the need of taking away my melon pans and chaining the fridge…
Black : Eh why?
Gekikara : You know boys when no parents in home…
Boy : Damn! She can read my mind!
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Like Father Like Son
*Shibuya is visiting BuraGeki*
Black : *laugh* But when I wa-
Boy : *suddenly appears* Kaachan, where do you put my bag?
Shibuya : Ah! Is that your son?
Gekikara : Probably.
Black : *glare*
Shibuya : Wow! You've grown!
Boy : Was I supposed to shrink?! *leaving*
Black : Hey! Don’t be rude!
Shibuya : He is truly Gekikara’s son…
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Scary Kaachan
Boy : *sneaking* *steal some money in Black’s drawer*
Gekikara : *cough*
Boy : AAAA!!! *scared* *drop the money* T-Touchan, I need to buy a new robot…
Gekikara : I’m gonna tell your Kaachan later *smirk*
Boy : *holding Gekikara’s legs* No! Please no, Touchan!
*later*
Gekikara : *eat all melon pans stock*
Boy : *approach* Touchan, can I have one?
Gekikara : No *munch*
Boy : Kaachan said if you eat them all, you’ll get diabetes and die young! So give me some.
Gekikara : I don’t care *munch*
Boy : I’m gonna tell Kaachan *leaving*
Gekikara : NO DON’T! Comeback here! You can have some! *chase*
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Nap Time
*Sunday afternoon*
Boy : Touchan! Touchan! *shake* Let’s go buy a RC Car. Everyone has it now! *shake*
Gekikara : Zzzz…don’t wanna…zzzz…
Boy : Come on Touchan! I am the only one who don’t have it *shake*
Gekikara : Zzzz…ask Kaachan…
Boy : I don’t want! She’ll say no like the usual *shake* Wake up, Touchan!
Gekikara : Interrupt my sleep once again and I'll interrupt your breathing...zzzz…
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Math
*evening*
Black : Yes…just like that. Smart boy *pet*
Boy : Wow this homework is not difficult at all! Thanks, Kaachan!
*later*
Boy : Touchan…would you help me with my homework?
Gekikara : I guess…
Boy : *give the book* Here…I can’t do number seven…
Gekikara : WHY WOULD SOMEONE BOUGHT 600 WATERMELONS! Your homework is a joke *leaving*
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Parents Stuff
*11 PM*
Black : Tadaima!
Boy : Okaeri, Kaachan!
Black : Eh? It’s already late. Go sleep! Where is Gekikara anyway?
Boy : Touchan is sleeping…
Black : Eh what??? Anyway what are these water balloons doing on the floor here?
Boy : Oh, I just try helping Touchan *smiling* hehe…
Black : Helping?
Boy : I read your text in Touchan’s phone this afternoon, you said “I want you to get me wet when I get home” right? So I bought these…
Black : *facepalm*
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Mischief Unmanaged
*department store*
Black : *pushing trolley* *looking for soaps*
Gekikara : *secretly putting a snack when Black isn’t looking*
*few mins*
Black : *pushing trolley* *looking for blankets*
Boy : *secretly putting a RC Car when Black isn’t looking*
*later at home*
Black : WAIT, I DON’T REMEMBER BUYING THESE!
Geki&Boy : *hiding* *giggle* *giggle*
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Jailbait
*Torigoya’s visit*
Torigoya : How old are you now? *smile*
Boy : E-eight *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : Aww…you’re so cute *pinch cheek*
Boy : T-Twhank yew *doki doki doki* *blush*
Torigoya : I like cute boys *giggle*
Boy : *cough* What do you think…*cough* about bad boys? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : Bad boys? They’re cool *smile*
Boy : *suddenly stay cool* Well not trying to impress you or anything but I can swim without floaties…
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Crush
Boy : Ano…want to play a game? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : Sure! *smile* what game?
Boy : But it can’t be hide and seek…
Torigoya : Eh why not?
Boy : C-cause a girl like you is impossible to find…*blush* *run away to bedroom*
Black : Where did he learn that thing…
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want it to continue? yay or nay?
actually i really want to do the Ra...Ra...Riot in The Academy :lol: but well you guys already decided so yeah... :)
btw for those who want more BuraGeki, i've written one (co-written with Melon-lover) in my tumblr cause i cant post it here. Don't be shy just open them up :)
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this fic is awesome :bow: :bow: I want to read more, please continue writing! :kneelbow:
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It so Funny
Even the Boy is Grow Up...The Boy still Like Gekikara...
LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
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Continue please!!!!!
This family is so funny ^^ and the boy is so cute when he is with Torigoya
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and NyanNyan can make a 8 years old boy fell for her.. ==" LOL
oh, Unair.. so you're at sby? :3
woooghh japanese lit.. maybe if i had the courage before, i'll went to korean lit, eventhough it's againts my parents decision.. TT.TT
oh! and Ra..Ra..Riot in the academy seems interesting!! please write it! :bow: i want to see aki-p in action. LOL
and a fic abut JKT48 if you don't mind.. fufufu
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Did that boy just fell in love with Torigoya? Well, It can't be helped. Since he's a Boy, Then Why not? LOL. 8D
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the boy really is Gekikara's son lol
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yes, it me :]
i'm glad that u continue the fic, i wonder how many chap did u write lol
btw somehow i think Gekikara is getting fat, she only sleeps and eats :cool2:
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Just returned home and immediately saw that you are going to continue this fic. Awesome :heart:
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yay update :onioncheer:
he's 8 now...and yet still don't have name...poor boy
oh wait,does 'boy' is his real name? :dunno:
like that old movie title 'catatan si boy' :dunno:
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Woo season 2. I've been following this since when you first started. It's hilarious as ever xD
Also poor boy, he still doesn't have a name, but I think that's what makes it funnier haha.
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IHUUUUUUU SEASON 2 \O/ :ptam-shy:
Boy is really Gekikara son kkkkkkk
Oh My Lord Voldemort, he is in love with Torigoya kkkkk' :bigdeal:
Boy : I read your text in Touchan’s phone this afternoon, you said “I want you to get me wet when I get home” right? So I bought these…
I know how she wanted to get wet :on bleed: :wahaha:
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@anzai48 Aaaa not really a college life hahaha i'm officially "pengangguran" now :lol:
oh really? did he ACTUALLY learn that from Geki? lets see~~
ah anyway its not 8 years later...its 5 years later when Geki & Black are 26 years old :)
@Sara-chan, xxx220, kahem, inari, XxRoByNxX78 Thank you for reading and waiting this thread :cathappy:
@korisunyan & Nakamii Yeah, who doesnt love Kojima Haruna? :lol: :lol: just lets see how will Torigoya manage the boy's lovestruck :twisted:
@sasshii Ahh really?? :w00t: it must be the first time you commented here, anyway thankyou! XD
@bunny_rabbit haha thats the unique point i think..he's anon XD i dunno whether i should give a name or not...
@Playgirlz The season one is 320 drabbles...i dunno how many this season would be...*sigh* :lol:
@bochang No senpai, I'm at Sidoarjo actually :lol: that Lumpur city. Ohh i see, but no you take Psychology rite? oh and pls read my notes below, you'll like it. ;)
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Confession
Boy : I…I like you *blush* *doki doki doki* I said it! I said it!
Torigoya : Oh, what a coincidence!
Boy : Really? You like me too? *eyes shining*
Torigoya : No, I like myself too!
Boy : …
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New Lazy Rule
*bedroom*
Gekikara : *roll* (._.) (.-.) (._.) (.-.)
Black : *from the kitchen* Gekikara!!!
Gekikara : Yes?! *still rolling*
*no response*
Gekikara : YEESSS??! *still rolling*
*no response*
Gekikara : Ugh, should I move… *finally get up and see what Black wants*
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Illegal
Boy : Can you tell me your number? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : It’s xxx-xxx-xxx *smile*
Boy : Uh…umm…can you tell me your address? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : I live five blocks from here *smile*
Boy : And…can you tell me your workplace? *doki doki doki*
Torigoya : It-
BuraGeki : NO YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GOING TO TELL HIM!
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Different Reaction
*Gekikara & Boy are playing Tekken*
*match 1*
Boy : Yeaaay I win!!!
Gekikara : Ah…it was just a stupid game.
*match 2*
Boy : Ah…I lose…
Gekikara : IN YOUR FACE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *dances*
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Love Spell?
*dinner time*
Gekikara : *watching TV*
Boy : *daydreaming*
Black : Dinner is ready!
Gekikara : Right away~~ *walk to the kitchen*
Black : Hey, dinner is ready.
Boy : I don’t feel like eating…
Black : *touch Boy’s forehead* are you feeling sick?
Boy : *shakes head*
Black : Are you okay?
Boy : I wanna sleep…*walk to bedroom*
Gekikara : *appear* It’s been a month since Torigoya’s last visit, eh? *munch*
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Love Spell!
Black : *in front of Boy’s bedroom* *knock*
Boy : Leave me alone…
Black : I cooked your favorite dish.
Boy : I’m not hungry…
Black : *sigh* Touchan is eating all your melon pans share!
Boy : Let her be…
Black : Torigoya’s here!
Boy : *open door* *eyes shining* WHERE?!
*later*
Black : *on the phone* Torigoya, did you whisper something to my son?
Torigoya : Huh???
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Love Doesn’t Need Any Reason
Boy : *watching anime* *munching melon pan*
Gekikara : *grab melon pan* *bite*
Boy : Take your own share Touchan! *reach* *reach*
Gekikara : The fridge is too far! *swing* *swing*
Boy : You always take everything I had! *brawl*
Gekikara : I’m your Touchan, don’t talk that way to me! *brawl*
Black : *staring at Gekikara* Am I drunk the entire relationship…
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Wet Dream
*1 AM*
Gekikara : Black…*shake* wake up…do you hear that?
Black : Zzz…hnn? What?
Gekikara : Do you hear that?
Black : Wait…is that him? What is he doing?
Gekikara : Let’s check him out.
*Boy’s bedroom*
Boy : Hnnn…Hnnn…zzz…
Black : He’s only dreaming *sigh* Let’s get back to bed.
Gekikara : No, listen!
Boy : Hnnn…Torigoya-nee-chan…zzz…ahh! Not there…ehehe…hehe…zzz….please…zzz…
Black : !!!!
*Meanwhile in the dream*
Torigoya : *tickling Boy with a golf stick*
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Unfair
Black : What did you do yesterday afternoon?
Boy : I did…nothing?
Black : You threw a stone to the neighbor’s window.
Boy : H-how did you know? *scared*
Black : You'll be in less trouble if you tell the truth. You’re grounded.
*other time*
Boy : Kaachan…
Black : *reading Bible* Yes?
Boy : I just killed a neighbor’s cat…I didn’t know the stone was hitting it hard.
Black : Grounded.
Boy : But I was telling the truth! *crying*
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Five Years Passed
Gekikara : *playing Nintendo DS*
Boy : Touchan…my turn *poke*
Gekikara : Wait...let me finish this level…
Boy : You said that fifteen minutes ago!
Gekikara : *keep playing*
Boy : *bite Gekikara’s hand*
Gekikara : AAARGHH!! Hanase!! Hanase!! *struggle*
Black : *appear* You really need to grow up instead of growing *taking Nintendo*
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Everyone (esp bochang-senpai), I wrote another drabbles, it's "Ra..Ra..Riot In The Academy" but I won't put it in this forum but in akb-melody.livejournal.com which is a site of AKB48 Fanworks. It's still new and I want to make it big, together with Melon-lover. So here I'll give some teasers and if you want to read more, please stay tune in AKB Melody :) (Please drop by and join the community)
Ra..Ra..Riot In The Academy
Cheating
Sayaka : Sae...I want to confess...
Sae : Eh what is it?
Sayaka : I cheated...
Sae : *smile* Ano...me too...with Yuki...
Sayaka : *slap*
Sae : Ehhh?!
Sayaka : I mean on an exam you jerk! *leaving*
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Friendship
Acchan : Takamina~~
Minami : Acchan~~
Acchan : Takamina~~
Minami : *fall*
Acchan : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Minami : You are so mean...*sob*
*Acchan's phone falls*
Acchan : OH MY SWEET BABY! Are you okay? *worriedly checking phone*
Minami : I lose...to a phone...
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The Pimp
*P.E Class, SKE dorm*
Coach : Okay everyone, let's get warming up!
Churi : *start doing sit up* 1...2...3...
Nishishi: *start doing squat jump* 1...2...3...
Jurina : *start doing push up* 1...2...3...
Rena : *appear* Sorry I'm late! *bow*
Jurina : Ah! Rena-chan is here! 6...7...234...235...236...
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aaawm, boy is in love with Torigoya :ptam-hbk:
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Torigoya... LOL hey boy, she works at an erotic massage parlor!! LOL
Oh, LJ eh? I haven't update my LJ for ages. LOL
I'll help you guys too~
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Thank you for the update. It's still as hilarious as ever. Hahahaha...
Oh, so you are going to take Japanese Literature at Unair? One of my friend is there too. And I live at Sidoarjo too. What a coincidence. Why don't you come too in the next gathering? :)
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i love it thank you aww jurina showing off in front of rena cutee :wub: please update soon again :on gay:
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BuraGeki no Ichinichi Season II ! yaaaay!
I really really liked it! It's even funnier! xD~
The boy is just 8 and he already fell in love with Torigoya.. hahuahauhauahu
Torigoya is very innocent... but she may get dangerous... The boy must be carefull !
He has grown... now Gekikara is having more problems with him.. haha
Sorry for taking some time to answer ><'
This is the funniest FIC ever!
I'm glad you're back ^^ :twothumbs
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Well, writer's block and life got in my way. But I'm here again, hehe. AND
MOST
IMPORTANTLY
YOU'RE BACK!!!
I still don't have time to end review season one, and you update season 2!!
PLUS
Riot Academy!!!!
OMG!!! :panic: :panic: :panic:
I'm trying to catch up... :nervous
Season two is so LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
PLZ update soon!!!
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Yeah that was my first time commenting, I used to just be a lurker xD
LOL at the boy wanting to know Torigoya's work place, I don't think he's old enough for that yet haha.
And Ra...Ra...Riot looks really interesting. I don't go on livejournal too much but I joined anyways, maybe it can encourage me to go on more :D
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This is really great! I love your fanfic and really think you should continue! :cathappy:
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Hahaha oh gosh your fics are so much fun
Poor boy, falling in love with Torigoya(who wouldnt? :P)
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@korisunyan aww why broken heart!
@bochang AWW Arigatou senpai!! I saw you on members list. Thank you~~ *throw virtual hugs*
@virgo_shaka Maji de? :shocked i live near Pasar Larangan hehehe. Well is there any AKB fans gathering in Sidoarjo? i just known :?
@ILOVESAEYUKI-WMATSUI sorry but i wont update Riot In Academy in this forum :(
@Yon48 Ahh its okay take your time :) i'm glad i have a loyal reader like you, Yon-san. Thank you and i mean it! (hope i can still get funny after this)
@sakura_drop_ awaaah no need to Sakura-san thats enough!! i cant get more of you kindness of commenting :lol: :lol:
@Sasshii you were a silent reader you :lol: oh yes and pls join it! please and i will love you more :grin:
@miyumi Thank you so much new reader, oh and welcome! :welcome
@Suicchin right, every normal man would in love with her, rite? :P
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Gekikara no Asa
*bedroom, 7 AM*
Gekikara: I have to go to work…
Bed : Just ten minutes more…
Gekikara: Okay…zzz…
*half hour later*
Gekikara: *point at bed* Only Black can seduce me! I have to go to work.
Bed : But baby, it’s cold outside~~
Gekikara: *end up sleeping all day like usual*
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Troublemaker
Black: You, *point at Boy* come here.
Boy : Yes, Kaachan? *approach*
Black: We need to talk about something.
Boy : *worried* She caught me hitting a neighbor’s dog this morning…she knew I skip class a lot…she knew I got detention…she knew I put a used gum inside Touchan’s shoes yesterday…she caught me-
Black: Don’t leave the fridge open next time, okay?
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Good Friends
Boy : Tadaima!
Black: Okaeri~~
Boy : Kaachan, I bring friends…is it okay? They’re outside.
Black: What?! *seeing the whole room* But our place is a mess!
Boy : Oh, don’t worry. They don’t care about our house. They just care if we have food.
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Dad Knows Best
*7 AM*
Gekikara: *sleepy* I’m thirsty…*walk to kitchen*
Boy : *watching TV* Ohayou, Touchan~
Gekikara: Mmhayou…*half asleep*
*Gekikara was so sleepy that she didn’t realize destroying all the plates and glasses*
Boy : Touchan!!! Wake up!! *shake*
Gekikara: *realize* Oh shoot! Doushiyo?! *panic*
Boy : Wait, I’m gonna call Kaachan
Gekikara: *grab* No! Better shut up.
Boy : Eeeh but Kaachan told me not to lie…
Gekikara: It’s not lying. It’s just letting the truth speaks for itself…
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Ex-Nanny
*Street, afterschool*
Boy : Lalalala~~ *walk happily*
Center: Hey you! *walk closer*
Boy : Eh? *stop*
Center: Oh My God!!! You’ve grown up now. I remember when you were three. We always played together! You still are so cute *pet*
Boy : Who are you?
Center: :cry:
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Behind The Scene
*kitchen*
Boy : Kaachan!
Black: Yes?
Boy : I hate Touchan! She always takes everything I had.
Black: Don’t say that about her.
Boy : She’s not like you. She’s sleeping all day long and always doing what she wants. I hate her!
Black: Eventhough she didn’t involve in the making but respect her as your Touchan and she might look like an unemployed but she pays half of the bill, okay?
Boy : In the making?
Black: Ne-Nevermind -//////-
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Mom Knows Best
Boy : Kaachan, I lost my transformers…you see my Bumblebee?
Black: Clean up your room *read Bible*
Boy : I’m asking about my transformers…
Black: Just clean your room!
Boy : Kaachan is the worst! *mumble*
Black: You never know what you have till you clean your room.
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Keep Out Reach of Children
Black : What are these?
Gekikara: Sugar pills…I’m trying to sell some.
Black : Nonsense. Anyway, hide it somewhere our son can’t see.
Gekikara: Eeeh why?
Black : He’ll probably try to swallow one.
Gekikara: Oh, don’t worry. I have hundreds more!
xxx
OCD
*Boy & Black are walking together in the street*
Boy : Ah! There’s a spider. Hyaaa~~ *about to stomp*
Black: Hey stop that! Don’t do that to animals, kay? He’s innocent.
Boy : Kay… *frown*
*later at home*
Boy : Waa I found spiders in the kitchen! Kaachan, look!
Black: *bringing broomstick* WHERE?!
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Forgotten
Center: Oh come on, don’t you remember me? Let’s go to my place! *smile*
Boy : But Kaachan told me not to follow nor talk to strangers…
Center: This is useless *carrying boy in the shoulder*
Boy : HELP!! HELP!! I’M BEING KIDNAPPED!
*Center’s house*
Boy : *kicking Center* Hanase! Hanase!!
Nezumi: Who’s that?
Boy : Ah!! Nezumi-nee-chan?
Nezumi: Who are you?
Boy : You are still pretty, Nezumi-nee-chan!
Center : HOW COME YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME?
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Another teaser of Ra..Ra..Riot In Academy read more in akb-melody.livejournal.com :)
Rival
*still at AKB dorm*
Meetan : Maeda Atsuko!
Acchan : Hai~
Meetan : *grope* Perfect shape!
Acchan : Uwaaah!
Meetan : Kojima Haruna!
Haruna : Ha-hai!
Yuko : DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NYAN-NYAN! *glare*
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(sorry if i keep only giving teasers here i just want to make the site big :nervous)
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poor center...the boy forget about her but still remember about nezumi :wahaha:
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your fic is awesome as always ^^b
LOL..poor center,the boy didn't remember her..
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LOL at the boy forgetting all about Center but somehow remembering Nezumi.
Also I left a comment in the livejournal, but just wanted to say again that Ra...Ra...Riot is absolutely hilarious xD
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hahaha poor Center xD
I remembered my mum saying the same thing as Black the other day with insects too,and then killing them in my house :P :P :P
As always, your mini fics are so funny! Keep like that!
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But this deserves to be commented on.. :roll: :roll: And I already left a tiny comment on your LJ :wub: :wub:
Gekikara no Asa
*bedroom, 7 AM*
Gekikara: I have to go to work…
Bed : Just ten minutes more…
Gekikara: Okay…zzz…
*half hour later*
Gekikara: *point at bed* Only Black can seduce me! I have to go to work.
Bed : But baby, it’s cold outside~~
Gekikara: *end up sleeping all day like usual*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Geki, you never change, do you? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Even the bed can seduce... Oh My, what would black say, if she saw you giving in to the seduce of the bed, and forgetting that you have such a nice, hot, caring (that last one is not always right, now is it? :D) waifu? :smhid :smhid :smhid Procrastinating in bed is okay for ten minutes more, BUT skipping work for the whole day... You deserve to be punished, dearest Geki... Black, you should prepare your famous chains and cross and make her pay for her sins chained upside down :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Troublemaker
Black: You, *point at Boy* come here.
Boy : Yes, Kaachan? *approach*
Black: We need to talk about something.
Boy : *worried* She caught me hitting a neighbor’s dog this morning…she knew I skip class a lot…she knew I got detention…she knew I put a used gum inside Touchan’s shoes yesterday…she caught me-
Black: Don’t leave the fridge open next time, okay?
This boy... Is totally like his touchan... Oh my dear god... Such a bad bad boy, and yet it appears all kaachan is worrying about is not closed fridge? Oh, well, that means she doesn't know about son's sins... She needs to be more strict to him, as he's growing to be another Gekikara, or might become something even worse... That influence.... :smhid :smhid :smhid
Good Friends
Boy : Tadaima!
Black: Okaeri~~
Boy : Kaachan, I bring friends…is it okay? They’re outside.
Black: What?! *seeing the whole room* But our place is a mess!
Boy : Oh, don’t worry. They don’t care about our house. They just care if we have food.
yeah, GOOD FRIENDS (deep huge irony). Really, I wonder if his friends are such bad boys/girls as this boy without a name... I mean, he has friends, but has no name STILL?!!!! :bleed eyes: :bleed eyes: :bleed eyes: What those parents think.... Wait, it's BuraGeki we're talking about, so I expected no less.... But still, at such an age without a name.... Poor baby...wait...he's a boy already... *can't still believe this boy has no name*
Dad Knows Best
*7 AM*
Gekikara: *sleepy* I’m thirsty…*walk to kitchen*
Boy : *watching TV* Ohayou, Touchan~
Gekikara: Mmhayou…*half asleep*
*Gekikara was so sleepy that she didn’t realize destroying all the plates and glasses*
Boy : Touchan!!! Wake up!! *shake*
Gekikara: *realize* Oh shoot! Doushiyo?! *panic*
Boy : Wait, I’m gonna call Kaachan
Gekikara: *grab* No! Better shut up.
Boy : Eeeh but Kaachan told me not to lie…
Gekikara: It’s not lying. It’s just letting the truth speaks for itself…
yes, dad knows best... Poor Black, has to put up with two kids.... One being a bad boy, having no name, arguing with his touchan, drooling over torigoya, and the other being a bad creepy girl, who is lazy, steals food and things from her child and makes her wife grieving alone in a shower.... What can I say, an awesome family that we came to love.. Season two really brings more laughs and more fun, and oh god, I wonder if Black really chained her hubby this time on a cross upside down... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ex-Nanny
*Street, afterschool*
Boy : Lalalala~~ *walk happily*
Center: Hey you! *walk closer*
Boy : Eh? *stop*
Center: Oh My God!!! You’ve grown up now. I remember when you were three. We always played together! You still are so cute *pet*
Boy : Who are you?
Center: :cry:
Poor Center... But the boy is too young to remember you... although if we skip down through a few of these drabbles and read a certain drabble :smhid :smhid :smhid
Behind The Scene
*kitchen*
Boy : Kaachan!
Black: Yes?
Boy : I hate Touchan! She always takes everything I had.
Black: Don’t say that about her.
Boy : She’s not like you. She’s sleeping all day long and always doing what she wants. I hate her!
Black: Eventhough she didn’t involve in the making but respect her as your Touchan and she might look like an unemployed but she pays half of the bill, okay?
Boy : In the making?
Black: Ne-Nevermind -//////-
Oh Blacky, you just had to mention that to this kid, hadn't you? :banghead: XD I mean... You love how Geki makes you cry and shout on THOSE nights, but do you have to talk about that process with this child's real daddy?? it's good you stopped at the right time and didn't tell tooooo much... but yes, hating on touchan is bad, because even though Geki is lazy and does lots of bad things, she's too lovable to hate, now isn't she? :wub: :wub: :wub:
Mom Knows Best
Boy : Kaachan, I lost my transformers…you see my Bumblebee?
Black: Clean up your room *read Bible*
Boy : I’m asking about my transformers…
Black: Just clean your room!
Boy : Kaachan is the worst! *mumble*
Black: You never know what you have till you clean your room.
Yes, that is true. Not all moms know it best, but this mom is sure one of those who knows the reality. And that is, cleaning your room and finding things you thought you lost... I believe Black found lots of lost things by Geki by cleaning the room, like Black's panties under the bed or something :rofl: :rofl:
Keep Out Reach of Children
Black : What are these?
Gekikara: Sugar pills…I’m trying to sell some.
Black : Nonsense. Anyway, hide it somewhere our son can’t see.
Gekikara: Eeeh why?
Black : He’ll probably try to swallow one.
Gekikara: Oh, don’t worry. I have hundreds more!
Geki, this is not the main point here.... It's not good for kids, you know, you already influenced the poor boy too much.... :smhid :smhid :smhid
OCD
*Boy & Black are walking together in the street*
Boy : Ah! There’s a spider. Hyaaa~~ *about to stomp*
Black: Hey stop that! Don’t do that to animals, kay? He’s innocent.
Boy : Kay… *frown*
*later at home*
Boy : Waa I found spiders in the kitchen! Kaachan, look!
Black: *bringing broomstick* WHERE?!
Oh, Blacky... your reasoning is so clear here... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I see Geki's influence again... But as a spider lover I have to try and save the poor spiders *takes poor spiders in her hands and brings them out of the Mad House (pun intended on a certain fanfic :grin:)
Forgotten
Center: Oh come on, don’t you remember me? Let’s go to my place! *smile*
Boy : But Kaachan told me not to follow nor talk to strangers…
Center: This is useless *carrying boy in the shoulder*
Boy : HELP!! HELP!! I’M BEING KIDNAPPED!
*Center’s house*
Boy : *kicking Center* Hanase! Hanase!!
Nezumi: Who’s that?
Boy : Ah!! Nezumi-nee-chan?
Nezumi: Who are you?
Boy : You are still pretty, Nezumi-nee-chan!
Center : HOW COME YOU DON’T REMEMBER ME?
Yes, that's what I was referring to... I mean, I understand, that Nezumi is more memorable and everything (I mean, the hoodie, ipod, bitchy attitude, who can not remember?), but Center is as much lovable, taking such good care of you when you were just a baby... And :rofl: :rofl: at Nezumi not remembering the kid :rofl: :rofl:
Rival
*still at AKB dorm*
Meetan : Maeda Atsuko!
Acchan : Hai~
Meetan : *grope* Perfect shape!
Acchan : Uwaaah!
Meetan : Kojima Haruna!
Haruna : Ha-hai!
Yuko : DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY NYAN-NYAN! *glare*
Yes, Yuuchan listened to my thoughts and wishes ans saved her NyanNyan *jumps happily around* Bakamina, you should lear from my dearest Yuko-sama and protect your Acchan!!!
Eru-sama, I am waiting for more awesomeness from you!!! :bow: :bow: :bow:
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omfg cant stop laughing he knows who nezumi is but not center and nezumi dont know who he is and Gekikara still as smart as ever oh an i rember when u said that this was based on some true things so which bits are true lol
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@Everyone: Thank you for the comments!
@Sasshii: Ahhh! Are you xdarkxblue5 ?? Thank you so much for the kind visit in the site XD
@Suicchin haha well you'll probably find something related in your life in these drabbles cause honestly its 30% based on real story hehe
@sakura_drop TINY?? YOU CALL THAT TINY? :lol: and this one? ITS A MASSIVE! :lol: :lol: massive love :heart: anyway, what do you think? better giving the boy a name or keeping it anon cause its fun? :lol:
@anzai48 yeahhh Jurina & Akane kidnapping someone is good~~
@XxRoByNxX78 the true one? maybe the one with spiders haha :lol:
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Environmentally-Friendly
*Late night*
Black : You go first, I’ll just read some book to kill time.
Gekikara: *pull Black* I don’t want. Let’s shower together! *giggle*
Black : Gekikara, please! -//////-
Gekikara: Come on shower with me! Let’s save the water, therefore we save the earth! *giggle*
Black : I doubt that was the only thing on your mind…
xxx
Blame Toy Story
*Boy’s bedroom*
Gekikara: What are you doing?
Boy : I’m keeping my toys.
Gekikara: Why taping them to the wall?
Boy : I’m afraid they’ll be going if I turn my back…
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Bribe
*Center’s house*
Center: Really you don’t remember anything about me?
Boy : *shakes head*
Center: *give candy* Still don’t remember?
Boy : *shakes head*
Center: *give coins* Anything?
Boy : *happily looking at money* Ah I remember now!
Nezumi: That just doesn’t change the fact he forgets about you Center…
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Romance Privacy *)
Kaachan: Come on, let’s get you in a bath.
Boy : I want to take a bath with Touchan.
Kaachan: She’s at work, come on get in.
Boy : Then I’ll wait till she come home!
Kaachan: But we already promised to take a bath together tonight, doushiyo…
*) New single of French Kiss
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Failure
Black: How was your exam?
Boy : Nothing much…
Black: Define nothing much.
Boy : *show the paper*
Black: F??
Boy : But Kaachan…everyone failed. At least once *worried*
Black: Yeah right, I’ve failed once. And then you born.
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Playboy
Nezumi: Get him home.
Center : But Nezumi…I want to play with him more…
Nezumi: Yeah like he wants to play with you!
Boy : *hug Nezumi’s arms* Nezumi-nee-chan is so pretty~~
Nezumi: CENTER GET ME OFF!!! *struggle*
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You Got Fans
Center : Oh well, come on. Let’s get you home *pull Boy*
Boy : Yada!!! I want to go with Nezumi-nee-chan. I don’t know you!
Nezumi: NO WAY.
Center : Nezumi…please?
Nezumi: …
Center : *puppy eyes*
Nezumi: *facepalm* Fine!
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Yankee Boots
Boy : Aaaa, more cockroaches Kaachan!!
Black: Where??
Boy : In the kitchen!
Black: Give me a shoe!
Boy : *give* Here Kaachan~
Black: Not my shoes! Get Gekikara’s!
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Caught
*2 AM*
Boy: Ah…I need to pee *yawn* *walk out*
*in front of bathroom*
Boy: Why is it locked?
*Black & Gekikara’s muffled sounds come from inside*
Boy : Hn?? Kaachan? Touchan? You there?
Gekikara: Nobody’s here!
Boy : Ehh? I need to pee!
Black : Mmmhh…Nnnpleasennh just wait a minute…hnnnn…!
Boy : Okay…I'll wait in the living room. What are they doing anyway? (-___-)
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Turn Out
*morning, bedroom*
Gekikara: Zzzz…
Black : WAKE UP!! *flip blanket*
Gekikara: *roll* Do not want…zzz…
Black : Every day sleeping, what are you? A koala?!
Gekikara: *pull Black down* Sleep with me…zzz…
Black : Ahhh!! Hanase! Wake up you lazy ass! *struggle*
Gekikara: *tighten* You’ll be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala…zzz…
Black : *blush* I’m supposed to be angry, dammit! *surrendered in Gekikara’s arms*
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Sorry, no teaser today's update :P
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Yes, they are my tiny comments out of HUGE LOVE for you. Have you seen my love for Sieka-san? :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Keep it anon, let me reprehend BuraGeki more about this issue LOL and this might come in handy to make more funny drabbles about him having no name ;)
Environmentally-Friendly
*Late night*
Black : You go first, I’ll just read some book to kill time.
Gekikara: *pull Black* I don’t want. Let’s shower together! *giggle*
Black : Gekikara, please! -//////-
Gekikara: Come on shower with me! Let’s save the water, therefore we save the earth! *giggle*
Black : I doubt that was the only thing on your mind…
Oh, my dear Geki, I know you love 'showering' with your waifu, right? I mean, who can resist Black's wet, gorgeous body?.. Oh, smexy taimu is in your mind, not eco friendly reasons. Dirty Geki is dirty Geki. Black, you should agree, coz we all know you love those smexy taimus with your hubby
Blame Toy Story
*Boy’s bedroom*
Gekikara: What are you doing?
Boy : I’m keeping my toys.
Gekikara: Why taping them to the wall?
Boy : I’m afraid they’ll be going if I turn my back…
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OMG, this guy seriously is watching too much television LOL okay, maybe watching is okay, but believing in them... Well... It provided us with a funny drabble, but really, boy... :rofl: :rofl:
Bribe
*Center’s house*
Center: Really you don’t remember anything about me?
Boy : *shakes head*
Center: *give candy* Still don’t remember?
Boy : *shakes head*
Center: *give coins* Anything?
Boy : *happily looking at money* Ah I remember now!
Nezumi: That just doesn’t change the fact he forgets about you Center…
Now here is the thing. My thoughts about this are really simple. The boy really doesn't remember Center, you can look at it however you want. but I was wondering what's the reason behind it? I mean, there has to be a reason why he remembers Nezumi, who's all tsundere over him, AND Center, but forgot Center, who's very fond of this brat AND Nezumi. To my mind comes no reason, just... The brain damage, I mean, remember how many times Geki tossed the kid on the ground? poor baby... *cough* boy, I mean
Romance Privacy *)
Kaachan: Come on, let’s get you in a bath.
Boy : I want to take a bath with Touchan.
Kaachan: She’s at work, come on get in.
Boy : Then I’ll wait till she come home!
Kaachan: But we already promised to take a bath together tonight, doushiyo…
*) New single of French Kiss
You see, I was right, Black really likes having a shower/bath with her hubby, and we all know it's not because of eco friendliness, her blushing just proves she loves smexying with geki, aww, so sweet of her.. Wait, she's choosing hubby over the kid?.. But well, he's not a baby anymore, so it's understandable
Failure
Black: How was your exam?
Boy : Nothing much…
Black: Define nothing much.
Boy : *show the paper*
Black: F??
Boy : But Kaachan…everyone failed. At least once *worried*
Black: Yeah right, I’ve failed once. And then you born.
Ahw, really, Black? How come this baby is your failure? Wait, you said you had a failure, and then the baby was born. But if it was the failure, then the baby is a failure too. So I think you should have at least a bit of gratitude to yourself and that man, coz now you and Geki have a son, even though that boy is one big devil himself... But like parents like kid
Playboy
Nezumi: Get him home.
Center : But Nezumi…I want to play with him more…
Nezumi: Yeah like he wants to play with you!
Boy : *hug Nezumi’s arms* Nezumi-nee-chan is so pretty~~
Nezumi: CENTER GET ME OFF!!! *struggle*
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I can't comment on this anything else just :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You Got Fans
Center : Oh well, come on. Let’s get you home *pull Boy*
Boy : Yada!!! I want to go with Nezumi-nee-chan. I don’t know you!
Nezumi: NO WAY.
Center : Nezumi…please?
Nezumi: …
Center : *puppy eyes*
Nezumi: *facepalm* Fine!
See, you can be sweet if you want.. Wait that's no sweetness, that's just agreeing when you have no other options... :nervous :smhid :smhid Oh well, be a good girl and take good care of that boy, bring him home safe :nervous
Yankee Boots
Boy : Aaaa, more cockroaches Kaachan!!
Black: Where??
Boy : In the kitchen!
Black: Give me a shoe!
Boy : *give* Here Kaachan~
Black: Not my shoes! Get Gekikara’s!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Caught
*2 AM*
Boy: Ah…I need to pee *yawn* *walk out*
*in front of bathroom*
Boy: Why is it locked?
*Black & Gekikara’s muffled sounds come from inside*
Boy : Hn?? Kaachan? Touchan? You there?
Gekikara: Nobody’s here!
Boy : Ehh? I need to pee!
Black : Mmmhh…Nnnpleasennh just wait a minute…hnnnn…!
Boy : Okay…I'll wait in the living room. What are they doing anyway? (-___-)
Oh, the boy nearly busted them haha, poor parents, they have to stifle their moans every night :D :D Especially Black, as we know our rough Geki is giving no mercy to her waifu :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: good good *nods while smiling*
Turn Out
*morning, bedroom*
Gekikara: Zzzz…
Black : WAKE UP!! *flip blanket*
Gekikara: *roll* Do not want…zzz…
Black : Every day sleeping, what are you? A koala?!
Gekikara: *pull Black down* Sleep with me…zzz…
Black : Ahhh!! Hanase! Wake up you lazy ass! *struggle*
Gekikara: *tighten* You’ll be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala…zzz…
Black : *blush* I’m supposed to be angry, dammit! *surrendered in Gekikara’s arms*
This is soooooo sweet :wub: :wub: :wub: Yeah, lazy Geki is lazy Geki, but this time it's forgivable, as snuggling time with Black is a 100% YES, SO GO FOR IT :twothumbs :twothumbs
*huggles Eru-sama* update when you can :bow: :bow:
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Wota: Animal Planet XD
Center: you feel the same way XP :D
Parent Stuff: OMG ROTFLMAO
Confession 8)2 :P2
Saeyaka: :lol: poor sayaka
Gekikara no Asa: It would be funny if the Boy heard this conversation and went to Black and said "Mom, Dad's cheating on you." "Who?" "The bed." *inset angry Black*
Awe how dare Boy forget about Center :angry:
I read some of this before somwhere but never commented. I'm so glad you're continuing this :twothumbs
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Second season YAYYYYY :D :D :D Gosh I love this. Lol of course Gekikara son grew up to be just as badass as her. And Black supposed to be the birth mother too. I luv all the fluffly moments between Black and Geki so much ^^ Seem like even the boy can recognize Nezumi's charm at such a young age :D Can't describe how happy I am to read the continuation of this.
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Uhh.. i've been a silent reader again.. LOL
okay time to throw some comments~ :3
fufufu Geki needs a "quality" time with her wifey.. fufufu energetic.. LOL
too much imagination.. LOL
center is really hopeless.. LOL Don't worry, i won't forget you :3 <3
Yuki also needs a "quality" time with her wifey.. fufufu energetic couple.. LOL I wonder if someone gonna write about what happened in the bathroom #nosebleed
Black.. ==" I'm still wondering about what happened.. hmmm..
after torigoya.. it's nezumi.. way to go kiddo.. LOL
no one. NO ONE can resist the power of JUJU's puppy eyes!
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.... #speechless
yah, get a room you two.. not a bathroom..
but.. it's EPIC!! someone!! write the full story about this!! please! LOL
... Too fluffy.. i'm gonna die... #grinning #squealing #fanboying
uwah! you update almost everyday!! :3 Really brighten up my day~ :3
eru-sensei, I love you~ <3 LOL
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Yes that's me just sneakily creeping on your story on lj!
Also, man poor Center she's never going to give up is she? LOL. Also, I do the same shoe thing when I find bugs, I'll just kill it with someone else's shoe or something else xD
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Yaay! :D
It's fun that he doesn't remember anything about Center... xD~
I was thinking...hum… the boy still doesn't have a name?! hahaha
Hm.... I also liked the "Cheating"... poor Sayaka xD~
Some saeyaka and mayuki fans probably won't like it, but it was really fun ! hahaha :twothumbs
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PLEASE, UPLOAD SOON :ptam-cry:
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@sakura_drop_ I've seen your love for her too! :cathappy: you really are lovable Sakura-san :lol: i wont make a drabble about why the boy doesnt remember anything about Center, but i'll explain here. You know the first time Jurina debuted when she was 11 years old? She looked like 17 or 18 and now when she is...15+5= 20 years old, she look like 30 year old auntie while Nezumi stay young and pretty, so the boy doesnt recognize Center cause her face aging too fast :lol:
oh you know sakura-san? your long comments sometimes giving me ideas to make drabbles, such a drabbles below in Environmentally II, its from your idea to be honest XD thank you so much!
@turratar did you read it on tumblr or ff.net? cause ive posted the season 1 there...
@dukkong hahah if you are wondering why the boy cant recognize Nezumi, read my reply to sakura-san :lol:
@bochang senpai, your comment is way TOO much imagination :lol: keep fanboying as always huh? :grin: dont worry, i wont taint you more cause this is PG-13 :P
yah, get a room you two.. not a bathroom..
but.. it's EPIC!! someone!! write the full story about this!! please! LOL
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i think you've read my smexy BuraGeki about doing it in the bathroom...why need more? :lol:
i love you too senpai :heart:
@Sasshii you know what? 30% of this drabbles INDEED base on true story, mostly between me and my mom so yeah...that shoe case is actually happened weeks ago :lol:
@Yon48 actually, im trying to make every pairing in 48 family in Riot! but we know it wont happen unless there is cheating moment :lol: well...sorry Saeyaka and Mayuki fans!
@everyone & @korisunyan sorry for the long updates for both drabbles, i'm just having rough days these days and cant think of any jokes cause i was thinking everything isnt funny that time so yeah...personal problems :sweatdrop: anyway, enjoy!
PS: pls give me more ideas, i kinda have some writer-block here :sweatdrop: you know...cause ive made almost 400 jokes :lol:
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Environmentally-Friendly II
*living room*
Gekikara: *sleeping on the couch*
Black : Wake up!
Gekikara: Hnn?
Black : Turn off the television before you sleep.
Gekikara: Ehh…sorry *turn off*
Black : Don’t waste electricity.
Gekikara: Ahh it was only ten minutes…
Black : Would you like it if I turn you on and leave you for ten minutes?!
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Stupid Cartoon
*living room*
Boy : *watching Dora The Explorer*
Dora : Say “Map”!
Boy : Map!
Boots: Louder!
Boy : MAAAAP!!!
Black : *appear* Lower your voice!
Boy : But…
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Old Habit
*Rainy season*
Boy : Kaachan, I’m going to school!
Black: Yeah, be careful on the way.
Boy : But there is no umbrella…
Black: Eh?
Boy : Touchan cut them all…
Black: GEKIKARA!!
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Gekikara’s Concern
*living room*
Black : *reading Bible*
Gekikara: *watching TV* Black…pass me the remote please?
Black : It’s on the table! Get it yourself.
Gekikara: My body doesn’t want to move~~
Black : What are you not being lazy at?
Gekikara: This? *hug*
Black : Gekikara…
Gekikara: And this…*kiss*
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara: And thi-
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: Itai!! You are so cold!
Black : *whisper* He is here!
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No
*department store*
Black: *pushing trolley*
Boy : Kaachan, can I buy this RC car?
Black: You already have one.
Boy : Touchan stomped on it…can I?
Black: No.
Boy : I…*fumble pocket* uh…I’ve been saving money this week, I’ll buy it myself!
Black: No.
Boy : Kaachan is the worst!!! *crying*
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No!
Boy : Kaachan can I b-
Black : No.
Boy : But I haven’t-
Black : No.
Boy : Ugh! Touchan can I b-
Gekikara : No.
Boy : *rage throwing robot* I knew I’m adopted!!
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Angry BirdsMarimokkori
*morning, bedroom*
Black : Wake up *shake*
Gekikara: 5 minutes more…zzzz….
Black : You said that an hour ago. WAKE THE HELL UP!! *flipping blanket*
Gekikara: What’s with you?!
Black : Such a lazy bum! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE! AND I C-
Gekikara: Urusainaaa!! *cover ears*
Black : ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME? WHAT AR-
Gekikara: Black?
Black : WHAT?!
Gekikara: Your lips are sexy…if closed.
Black : ...
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Impression
*Sunday*
Black : Here’s some snacks for you guys.
Boy’s friends : Thank you *bow*
One of boy’s friends: Your mom is so nice!
Boy : If only you live with her…
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Child’s Fear
*night, Boy’s bedroom*
Black: Have you brushed your teeth?
Boy : Mmm…*roll*
Black: Is that a yes or no?
Boy : Mmm…yes?
Black: Good, cause tomorrow we’ll see a dentist.
Boy : *run to bathroom and brushing teeth for 30 minutes*
Black: *smirk*
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Noel no Yoru
*Christmas Eve*
Boy : Touchan! Touchan!
Gekikara: Yes?
Boy : What do you wish for Christmas?
Gekikara: Hmm…to have a lifetime supply of Melon pan? What about you?
Boy : I want Santa send me a brother!!
Gekikara: Don’t wish for Santa. Just send me to your Kaachan.
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Today's teaser:
Shy
*YonJuu Hachi Gakuen cafeteria*
Rabutan: You ask!
Myao : No, You!
Rabutan: No, You!
Myao : Please, just ask!
Rabutan: *sigh* Fine! Mmm, can we get some ketchup?
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Hope the drabbles brighten your day! :cow:
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*saves spot for the comment*
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I love your fic!!!!
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LOLOLOLOLOL
Too much laughing, my jaws hurt.. LOL
it's great~
oh yeah.. i forgot about that fic.. well, i don't want to remember smutty fic. let the idols stay pure, even in my corrupted mind.. :3
LOL poor BlackGeki, they can't do their "bussiness" freely..
LOL
mother is all the same.. anywhere, anytime.. LOL
can i buy this with my own money? and they will say no.. LOL
i want to comment all the drabbles, but have to go now~ so bye2 for now. fufufu
congrats for passing the university entrance exam~ WOOOOOO!
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Heey! :)
"Old Habit" was funny xD~
More ideas....hm... I want more torigoya & boy ! haha
And he can also meet shibuya and (baka) dance o/~
I was reading "Ra...Ra...Riot in Academy!"
Hm.... I liked.. but, in "Rendezvous" ... please, don't do this again with yuki :cry:
I'm happy that NMB members are there :twothumbs
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lololololololol i couldn't stop laughing , thank you :on GJ:
Black : Would you like it if I turn you on and leave you for ten minutes?!
You ave nothing to say now Geki :glasses:
Boy : But there is no umbrella…
Black : Eh?
Boy : Touchan cut them all…
You're really hopeless Gekikara :on shady:
Black : What are you not being lazy at?
Gekikara: This? *hug*
Black : Gekikara…
Gekikara: And this…*kiss*
Black : Gekikara!
Gekikara: And thi-
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: Itai!! You are so cold!
Black : *whisper* He is here!
No comment lol
Boy : I want Santa send me a brother!!
Gekikara: Don’t wish for Santa. Just send me to your Kaachan.
You gonnna corrupt the boy Geki :on gay:
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THIS FIC IS THE BEEEST :ptam-glow:
waiting for more :onioncheer: :bingo:
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I need more Burageki!
Please update soon! :cry:
Onegaaaaaai!
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More, please :cry:
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One of my fave fanfic ever...
Usually laugh hard on how genius Geki is.. :D
I've following BuraGeki no ichinichi from tumblr, sooooo happy for another season..
moreeeeeeee :lol:
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Minna, sorry for the late update! :( i was too focused on writing my normal fanfics than drabbles now, honestly~ :nervous
@masokun thanks for visiting my tumblr page! :cathappy:
@Yon48 & @anzai48 thanks for the ideas guys. im using them on this updates lol. oh btw anzai-san, hope your day always bright~ so you can write more updates OTL. and Yon-san...hmm you dont ship saeyuki eh? *nudge*
@playgirlz actually nee-chan, i want parents like BuraGeki...i'll able to possess their power OTL
@bochang well, i don't want to remember smutty fic. let the idols stay pure, even in my corrupted mind.. :3
you just damn asked me to make You x Kanon sadomaso fic... i dont believe you :catglare:
@everyone thanks for loyally reading! :cow:
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Doing it BuraGeki Way
*10 PM*
Boy : *playing Nintendo* Wahaha~
Gekikara : Go sleep now. You have school tomorrow.
Boy : Do not want! *still playing*
Gekikara : Now!
Boy : No! *still playing*
Gekikara : Blaack!
Black : *appear* Where do you want to go…seeing eternity? Darkness will guide you…to the right way…
Boy : Zzz…
*6 AM*
Black : Wake up! *shake*
Boy : Zzz…
Black : You’ll be late to school! *shake*
Boy : *roll* Zzz…
Black : Gekikaraa!
Gekikara : *come in* Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon~♪
Boy : *Waking up & crying by Gekikara’s voice*
BuraGeki : *highfive*
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Choices
Boy : Uhhh… *head on desk*
*few mins*
Boy : Uhhh *head on desk*
*few mins*
Boy : Uhhh!!!! *frustrate*
Gekikara: Need help with the homework?
Boy : No…
Gekikara: What’s your problem?
Boy : I’m confused whether I should go to Nezumi-nee-chan’s or Torigoya-nee-chan’s place tomorrow…
Gekikara: This kid…
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Decision
Boy : *fired up* Yosh! I’ll go to Torigoya-nee-chan’s workplace tomorrow!
Black : Eh, do you know where it is?
Boy : Erotic massage parlor right? Touchan told me!
Black : *glare at Gekikara*
Gekikara: *look away* *whistle*
Boy : I will bring her flowers and surprise her like a prince! Then I’ll take her to dance under the moonlight! Yessss! *fired up*
Black : Do you even understand what ‘erotic massage’ means…
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Dining Crisis
Black : Today’s dinner is chicken soup…
Boy : Yay! Itadakimasu~~
Gekikara : I HATE MEAT! *flip table*
*other time*
Black: Today’s dinner is vegetables soup…
Gekikara: Yay! Itadakimasu~~
Boy : I HATE VEGETABLES! *flip table*
*other time*
Black : Today’s dinner is…cup noodles. *read Bible*
GekiBoy : I HATE YOU! *flip everything*
*later under the shower*
Black : Why can’t I have a normal family? Why?! *crying*
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Gekikara's Level
Black : If you aren’t satisfied with my cooking, go cook yourself!
Gekikara : Fine!
*dinner time*
Gekikara : I’ve made curry! *proud*
Black : Shit…she can cook actually. *feeling lose*
Everyone: Itadakimasu!
*that night Gekikara got arrested due to trial of murder case*
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Hard Work
Boy : I hate Kaachan!!! *sobbing* *crying*
Gekikara : What is it about? *pat*
Boy : She won’t let me play outside today *sobbing* *crying*
Gekikara : But that doesn’t mean you can hate her *pat*
Boy : She doesn’t let me do anything!!! I hate her! KAACHAN IS EVIL!! *crying*
Gekikara: Don’t talk about her like that again!! *rage*
Boy : *scared at Geki’s aura* Eh…Touchan…
Gekikara : Do you know how much pain she felt to bear you out?! *still rage*
Boy : *shakes head*
Gekikara : It’s like sneezing watermelons out of your nose!! *rage*
Boy : Watermelons…*scared* *run to Black* *bawling* UWAAAH KAACHAN~ I LOVE YOU! I’M SORRY! I’M REALLY SORRY! *hug*
Black : What in the world Gekikara did to him…?
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Confirmation
Gekikara : I’m just lecturing him out *proud*
Black : Wow…umm…thank you? *still confused*
Boy : *still clinging onto Black* *sobbing*
Black : Hey hey…stop crying *pat* you are a boy aren’t you?
Boy : Kaachan…
Black : Yes?
Boy : Did it hurt when you sneeze me out?
Black : Huh??
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Better Answer
Black : Anyways…babies don’t come from the nose!
Boy : Then where do they?
Black : Uhmm…*thinking of a better answer*
Gekikara: It’s from-
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: Itai!
Boy : Kaachan! Where do they come from? *tug*
Black : I…puked you out…*nervously looking away*
Gekikara: What an answer!
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Supply
Boy : Kaachan! I have a school trip to Nagoya tomorrow~ *happy*
Black : Oh nice. Have you prepared everything?
Boy : Yup! *show bag*
Black : WHY ONLY MELON PANS?!
*meanwhile in the kitchen*
Gekikara: Where all my melon pans go…
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Yappari Anonymous
Teacher : Everyone, keep walking together with your group okay? Don’t get lost!
Students: Yes~
*3 hours later Boy gets lost*
Boy : *crying*
People passing by: What’s your name, boy? Are you lost?
Boy : *crying louder*
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Present
Boy: *walking home happily afterschool* Lalalalala~
*meets Torigoya & Sado in an alley*
Boy : *eyes sparkling* AH! Torigoya-nee-chan~~~ *run*
Torigoya: Oh hello cute boy *smile*
Boy : Ahh she calls me cute, she calls me cute!
Sado : Wow…you’ve grown!
Boy : *bow* Hi Sado-nee-san. Ano…uh…*fumbling bag*
Torigoya: What is it?
Boy : Please accept this! *give* (>.<) I made this with all my heart!
Torigoya: Ohh thank you! *smile*
Sado : It’s just an abstract clay figure from arts and craft class isn’t it…
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Heart Break
Boy : Umm…ano…Torigoya-nee-chan, do you want to be…*nervous* M-m-my…g-girlfriend?!
Torigoya: Aww that’s sweet…but I already have one *frown*
Boy : *backsound of thunder* Who!!!
Torigoya: *cling on Sado* Sado-nee-san!
Boy : *faint*
Sado : *to Torigoya* You should be the one named Sado…*feeling guilty*
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Plenty of Fish in The Sea
*home*
Boy : HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *rolling on floor*
Black : *watching from afar* *worry* What happened with him?
Gekikara : *watching from afar* *worry* I don’t know either…
*few mins*
Boy : HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! *throwing toys*
Black : What happened?!
Boy : Torigoya-nee-chan has girlfriend!!!!! HWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Gekikara : *trying to calm Boy down* Don’t worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea~
Boy : *sobbing* But I like girls…*confused*
Black : *to Gekikara* Please use easier proverbs to an eight year old!
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Yappari Playboy
Boy : *sobbing on Black’s lap* Hu…hu…Kaachan…hu…
Black : *stroke Boy’s hair*
Gekikara : But you said you like Nezumi-nee-chan as well?
Boy : *realized* You right! I still have Nezumi-nee-chan! *stand up*
Black : His change of heart is so fast…
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yay...my favorite family back in action :onioncheer:
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Hooray I'm so glad you updated! I love your stories. :luvluv1:
Please upadate soon but then again you just did.
Take your time! I'll be waiting for your next update :on drink:
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Can I be burageki's son plz???
Lol! The boy knows where Torigoya works...
NO, BOY. NEZUMI IS FOR CENTER
Poor Black LOL
Awesome update as always!!!
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this is funny XD
and black's only friend is the shower XD
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The boy getting more like Geki right?
Dining Crisis is soooooo...funny..Poor Black XD
I love Doing it BuraGeki Way and Better Answer
BuraGeki transformed to stupid but cool parents yaaay! :deco:
Thanks for adding sado :heart:
Something is missing.. :? ahhh..BuraGeki private time is missing :lol:
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This is really funny Black putting him to sleep and then Geki's job is to wake him up.
The dinner I feel bad for Black all her hard work just got flipped.
Geki's curry must have been her spicy curry.
lol Geki's said that the boy came out of Blacks nose and Black said she puked him out lol.
lol the boy starts to cry louder when they ask for his name, you should give him a name.
Poor boy heartbroken then happy cause he still has Nezumi. Well when he goes see Nezumi he will be heartbroken again cause she is Centers.
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I'm SO happy you updated this fic! :)
It was really funny! Thaanks! o/~
Hahahaha Fics are really interesting but I guess I don't really ship anyone... ^^
I just think kumiyuri is VERY cute and renayuki.... is a hot couple x.x' But saeyuki is the only couple I dislike a little ;)
Poor boy… Next chapter he will realize that Nezumi has also a girlfriend? XD Hum… He can also meet team hormone… and scare them xD
Please, keep writting this fic ! :twothumbs
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Yay, I'm so happy that you updated again :D
Reading this update made me remember how much I missed your drabbles.
Poor boy he got denied by Haruna, and so nonchalantly too haha, at least he was able to bounce back so quickly onto Nezumi haha, too bad Nezumi has Center :hehehe:
Haha, I think the best one was when Gekikara told the boy it was like sneezing out watermelons, ahh, that does sound pretty painful though.
Anyways, I hope you update soon, I missed your updates!!
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I told you i cant update this everyday like i used to do (ToT) I'm currently on Mayuki smut request and finishing KumiYuri Let There Be Love while trying to write the defrosted Mayuki Oh, Shit! :( well...at least i can still updating this right? :lol:
@everyone thanks for patiently waiting this update! :cathappy: love you all~ :rock: and anyway...lets see hows this Boy's love story going lololol everyone shipping him with Nezu, eh? :rofl:
@epiclulz i want to be theirs too... :inlove:
@masokun haha this time gonna be their private time...a bit :p
@anzai48 and because BLack isnt normal ppl...they arent even normal family right. but if theyre being normal this fic wouldnt be exist :cathappy: oh yeah, in this fic we have mariharu and a bit kojiyuu~ what is banana mayo anw?
@Sasshii like ive said above...i, too, miss writing normal fanfics and accepting one shots request :sweatdrop: sorry for that
@Yon48 thanks for the comment well yeah but lately i ship saeyuki...a bit... O___O guilty pleasure! haha team hormone eh? lets see if that idea come in handy :cathappy:
@miyumi @blackstar @bunny_rabbit @ElleOranjii :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: i will update as fast as i can, hope this fic brighten your gloomy (maybe) day! thank you minna :deco:
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Enjoying Childhood
*rainy season*
Boy : *stare out the window* Uwaa it’s raining! *happy*
Gekikara: Why so happy?
Boy : I wanna play outside and dance under the rain~~ *run outside*
Gekikara: *hold* You’ll be sick! And Black will mad…at me.
Boy : *break free* Yada! I’m strong! *finally run outside*
Gekikara: *sigh*
Boy : *jump happily in the rain*
Gekikara: *watching* Let’s see if he gets bored soon…
Boy : *run happily in the rain*
Gekikara: *watching* Isn’t he cold?
Boy : *play with other boys in the rain*
Gekikara: *watching* That seems so fun… *decided to join*
Black : Not you too, Gekikara!!
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Result
Black : Look at you two! *facepalm*
Boy : *shiver* *sneeze*
Gekikara: *shiver* *sneeze*
Boy : I’m c-c-c-old! *sneeze*
Black : Don’t do that again!
Boy : Y-y-yees…*sneeze*
Gekikara: Listen to your Kaachan *sneeze*
Black : That means you too, Gekikara!
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Scariest Thing of Being Sick
*bedroom*
Gekikara : *shiver* *shiver*
Boy : *shiver* *shiver*
Gekikara : *sneeze* *cough*
Boy : *sneeze* *cough*
Black : Okay, I’ll just get some medicine then.
GekiBoy : NO WE’RE FINE!!
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Unfair
*bedroom*
Black : Say aaah!
Gekikara: Yada! Yada! I told you I hate pills! *cover mouth*
Black : *hold* *glare* DRINK. NOW.
Gekikara: Yadaaaaa *sneeze*
Black : You lose to an eight year old?! He does even take his medicine!
Gekikara: That’s because you gave him cough syrup…
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Tasty Cough Syrup
Black : You are an adult!
Gekikara: But I don’t want pills! *whine*
Black : Fine! *takes syrup* Here.
Gekikara: Yay!
*few secs*
Black : At least she wants to take medicine now…
Gekikara: Medicine company surely doesn’t know how apple tastes like…*puke*
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Energy-draining
Gekikara: *cough* Black…I’m hungry…
Black : *run to bedroom* *bringing soup* *feeding Gekikara*
Boy : *cough* Kaachan…I’m hungry…
Black : *run to Boy’s bedroom* *bringing hot porridge* *feeding Boy*
Gekikara: *cough* Black…
Black : *run*
Boy : *cough* Kaachan…
Black : *run*
*next day*
Gekikara: Ohayou! I’m feeling better now~ *giggle*
Boy : Me too!! I wanna play outside~~
Black : *collapses*
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Invalid Theory
Boy : Baby doesn’t come from mouth! Kaachan lied!
Black: Eh…ah…no?
Boy : My teacher said it impossible to puke babies!
Black: Well…
Boy : So it’s from nose right?
Black: Of course not!
Boy : Then why Kaachan’s nose is so big?
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I May Be Rude But I’m The Truth
Gekikara: Don’t talk about her like that! That’s rude *rage*
Boy : I’m…I’m sorry…
Black : It’s okay *pet*
Gekikara: If you want, talk about her chest!
Black : *punch*
Gekikara: B-but I’m just teaching her how to praise her mom…!
Black : You just teach him how to be pervert. *leaving*
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Climax
Gekikara: Black…I…can’t…hold… *pant* *pant*
Black : Please Gekikara! Please!
Gekikara: Ha…ha…*sweating*
Black : Harder!
Gekikara: I…can’t! Uhh! *pant*
Boy : Kaachan, Touchan, are you done cleaning the ceiling?
Black : Not yet! The spiders are nesting up here. Hold my legs harder, Gekikara!
Gekikara: Black is so heavy… *pant*
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Advice
Boy: *watching anime* Wahaha~
*later*
Boy: *watching anime* Wahaha~
*later*
Boy : *watching anime* Wahaha~
Black: You need to stop watching TV so much and read more like I am!
Boy : *turn off TV* *read manga* Wahaha~
Black: Hey!! (=,=)
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More Lazy Rule
*Sunday*
Boy : *playing outside with his friends*
Gekikara: *roll on the floor*
Black : *vacuum cleaning*
Gekikara: Ugh I’m bored…*roll*
Black : Then do the vacuum, I’ll cook dinner.
Gekikara: I said I’m a lord!
Black : …
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Before and After “Marriage”
*8 years ago*
Gekikara: *on the phone* Hello beautiful…what are you doing? *giggle*
Black : Stop calling me! *hang up*
Gekikara: *calling again* Black…okotteru? *giggle*
Black : No. *hang up*
Gekikara: *calling again* I miss Yukirin…
*now*
Black : *from her workplace* Geki, please take care of the laundry, then pick him up from school, please reheat the soup in the kitchen, don’t let him touch anything in the cabinet, don’t-
Gekikara: Yep. Kay. Yes. I will. Mhm. I know. I won’t. Yup. Sure. Ok. BYE. *hang up*
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Focus
*kitchen*
Black : Geki, can you help me with the cabbages?
Gekikara: Okay…
Black : I need to use bathroom. While do the cabbages, can you please watch the soup and cut the carrots?
Gekikara: Uh…okay…
*few mins*
Gekikara: AHHH HOW CAN BLACK MANAGE THESE ALL?!! *flip everything*
Black : The kitchen is messed up??!!!
Gekikara: I can’t do multitasking…okotteru?
Black : Can you please be focused on more than one thing at once?!
Gekikara: I can focus on your breasts…
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One NightMinute Stand
*living room*
Boy: *playing video games*
*kitchen*
Gekikara: *poke Black*
Black : Hm?
Gekikara: *point at bathroom*
Black : *blush* *shake head*
Gekikara: *frown* Please?
Black : *sigh* Okay…
BuraGeki: *walk to bathroom*
Boy : Where are you two going?
Black : We’re gonna take a bath. Just continue your game.
Boy : Oh!! It’s family bath time?! I wanna join~~
BuraGeki: NO!
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Ahh you have no idea how long I've waited for an update! :on gay:
These were so funny! Everyone of them made me laugh! :hiakhiakhiak:
Please update soon!
I love you! :luvluv1: :luvluv1: :luvluv1: :luvluv1:
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i'm pevert, i want for an smut with BuraGeki in the bath :kekeke:
kkkkkkkkkk' Boy with BuraGeki in bath? nooooooooooo :pleeease:
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I almost jump out in joy from my chair seeing BuraGeki update :lol:
I thought you're kinda "normal" recently and focusing on the "normal" fanfic 8)
Sugoii LeNosferatu-san!
Yaayy for a little bit BuraGeki private time :cow:
Enjoying Childhood, Result, Scariest Thing of Being Sick <---- In the end, Black really have 2 kids XD
I May Be Rude But I’m The Truth & Focus <-- :hiakhiakhiak:
It's so fun like usual..
Nice :twothumbs
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Yaaay.... Finally an update.
Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. After Tokyo Dome, there will be another gathering. Can you come, Eru0san? :)
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One NightMinute Stand
*living room*
Boy: *playing video games*
*kitchen*
Gekikara: *poke Black*
Black : Hm?
Gekikara: *point at bathroom*
Black : *blush* *shake head*
Gekikara: *frown* Please?
Black : *sigh* Okay…
BuraGeki: *walk to bathroom*
Boy : Where are you two going?
Black : We’re gonna take a bath. Just continue your game.
Boy : Oh!! It’s family bath time?! I wanna join~~
BuraGeki: NO!
:rofl: if the boy joins in he might get scared for a life time LOL
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Saeyuki is no good! x.x ok.... I can say that is funny how mayuki fans react about it … hahaha
"Gekikara: I can focus on your breasts…" xDDDD~ She is the best :twothumbs
Hum... he is gekikara's son, so he can scare them! haha
Please continue! o/~
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Thank you! It warmed my heart and I really needed it ^^
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Waiting :ptam-cry:
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pleeeeeeease! :cry:
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1 month :ptam-cry: :fainted:
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Hum.... I still believe that you will update it someday! haha :yep:
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:ptam-cry:
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MINNA!!! GOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE---*pant*---EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Srsly dont have much time lately, i havent opened emails, messages, and even had my tumblr hiatus for a moment :doh: where were I? well ive just got to college and stuff so yeah...it kinda takes my time A LOT :smhid so sorry about that again okay? :cathappy:
oh and according to Korisunyan-san...omg i had been leaving this for about a month?! :shocked now im quite worry my update wont be as good as before this time since...i just made them thirteen minutes before posting in this thread :nervous sorry for the lack of humour but i did my best so yeah...
Thanks for everyone commenting on this and thanks for keeping your faith on this thread lol (if i die someday and not updating it in ages...would you guys notice? lol)
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Result
Black : I got calls from your school. You’ve been absent for a week. Where had you been?!
Boy : Eh? Me? Umm…
Gekikara: Don’t be too harsh to him.
Black : So…no answer? *glare*
Boy : *teary eye* I…I…HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Gekikara: I said don’t be too harsh to him! *pet boy’s head*
Boy : HWEEEEEEEE!!!
Gekikara: Everyone makes mistake…relax…it’s nothing…*pet pet pet*
Boy : *sob* *sob* Really?
Gekikara: Yeah even your Kaachan, I mean look at you…
Black : !!!!!!
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Burageki No Rekishi
Season II
(After Giving Birth)
Cold
*hospital bedroom*
Black : *smiling towards the sleeping newborn baby*
Gekikara: *enter the room* Blaack~~
Black : What do you want? *glare*
Gekikara: Eh, so cold…
Black : Go.
Gekikara: But I just want to peel you apples uwaaaah~~ *cry**run outside*
Black : Ah…
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Forbidden
*hospital bedroom*
Gekikara: *bite nails*
Black : Can you please go outside?
Gekikara: So mean!
Black : Please?
Gekikara: You need to change? Let me help you~~ *giggle*
Black : Matsui Rena!
Gekikara: Fine. *walk outside*
Black : *breastfeeding baby*
Gekikara: I WANT A TASTE TOO! *suddenly burst inside*
Black : GET THE HELL OUT!!! *covering*
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Attention Seeker
*still hospital bedroom*
Black : *hold the baby*
Gekikara: Look, I have melon pans! Let’s eat it together! *show*
Black : *smile to baby*
Gekikara: Black! I cut my nails today! *show*
Black : *playing with baby’s hair*
Gekikara: *choke* Black! Help! I’m dying ugh…ugh…!! *pretend to faint*
Black : *to Baby* Who’s the good kid? It’s you~
Gekikara: …
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The Last Name
*still hospital bedroom*
Gekikara: How do we call him?
Black : I don’t know…
Gekikara: I see *holding baby’s finger* Hey you little Matsui~
Black : WHAT?!
Gekikara: Something wrong?
Black : *scoff* You’re not even involved in the process.
Gekikara: But at least I’m not leaving you alone…
Black : *looking away* *doki doki doki doki*
End Of Burageki no Rekishi
Still Lazy Rule
*Sunday*
Boy : *playing PSP*
Gekikara: *watching TV*
Black : *reading Bible*
Gekikara: This show is really boring…Can you pass me the remote?
Boy : It’s on the table!
Gekikara: Black can y-
Black : It’s on the table!
Gekikara: Nevermind, I love watching chess.
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Different Things
Boy: Kaachan, I have another school trip tomorrow!
Black: Where would it be?
Boy: Kyoto…
*next day*
Boy: Ittekimasu!
Gekikara: Have fun!
Black: Be a good kid!
Boy: Eh, but I can’t do both…
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Living Blanket
*bedroom, winter, 3 AM*
Gekikara: *sleepy* *shake Black* Wake up…
Black : Hnn? Zzz…
Gekikara: *sleepy* Turn the heater on please…
Black : Nnn…do it yourself zzzz….
Gekikara: Okay then *wrap herself around Black* zzzz…
Black : I. CANT. BREATHE. *choked*
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Useless
*evening*
Boy : Kaachan~~ help me with math please? *run to living room*
Gekikara: Your Mom has a night shift *watch TV*
Boy : *head down* Oh okay…
Gekikara: What is it?
Boy : Nothing…I guess I’ll just do this homework by myself…
Gekikara: Hey, I am here! Why not asking me?
Boy : I don’t trust you…
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Gaining Trust
Gekikara: You think how do I got this certificate? *show*
Boy : Oh…Touchan is actually graduated? *amazed*
Gekikara: I am!!
Boy : How much you paid the principal?
Gekikara: Okotte dame…okotte dame…okotte dame…
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Yappari Useless
Gekikara: Anyways, show me your homework!
Boy : *hesitate* umm…okay this.
Gekikara: Unn…
*few secs*
Gekikara: Unn…
*more secs*
Gekikara: Unn…
Boy : How?
Gekikara: Believe me, when you are graduated and being adult, this won’t help you in life *leaving*
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Parents Meeting
Boy : Parents are invited to school tomorrow morning.
Black : I can’t. I have fulltime shift tomorrow. Gekikara, you come.
Gekikara: I can’t too! I…Sado asked me to hunt more tomorrow! *lying*
Black : *takes cellphone* Moshi-moshi, Sado?
Gekikara: *grabs* Ayy no!! Fine, I’ll go!
Boy : DON'T!!
BuraGeki: Why not?
Boy : Because Touchan is a baka…
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Apologize
Black : Hey, don’t be rude!
Boy : Ahh…um…sorry…
Gekikara: Okotte dame…okotte dame…okotte dame…
Black : Apologize to Touchan now!
Boy : Touchan…I’m sorry for saying the truth…
Black : Apparently children can’t lie… * facepalmed*
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Flirtatious Mistake
*bedroom, 12 PM*
Gekikara: Black…*closer*
Black : *reading Bible* Hm?
Gekikara: Can I have you tonight? *grin*
Black : *still reading* Not in the mood.
Gekikara: *play with Black’s hair* Please?
Black : *still reading* I’m on my period. *lying*
Gekikara: No use…I double-checked your period schedule *giggle* okotteru?
Black : *blush* Geki…please…
Gekikara: You are so beautiful today…
Black : So I was always ugly yesterday?! Oyasumi! *sleep*
Gekikara: Ah...
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More Lazy Rule
*kitchen*
Black : Gekiii!!
Gekikara: *from the living room* What?
Black : Please help me with the dish!
Gekikara: I’m busy!
Black : You’re doing nothing!
Gekikara: I’m converting oxygen to carbondioxide!
Black : …
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HAHAHA!!! Black is really the woman in the relationship xD
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i think they were plenty funny. i love tsundere black and poor gekikara lol
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Thanks for everyone commenting on this and thanks for keeping your faith on this thread lol (if i die someday and not updating it in ages...would you guys notice? lol)
Waa don't say something like that :cry:
Anyway thank you for your update...life in reality sure make people busy sometime.
So gambatte!
:kneelbow:
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If you die I'll kill myself, go to where ever you are and bring you back! :angry1:
Kidding kidding but seriously, don't leave us! :fainted:
We love your stories so much! :gyaaah:
I would be really sad if you left! :pleeease:
Don't leave! Or I'll be like Yuko and cling to you like a squirrel! :on thumbb:
Rawr! :scolding:
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@Everyone I'm punishing myself for not updating so long and here's a little gift from me to you my loyal readers before i fade out to the real life :D hope these drabbles hot enough to shake your day loljk :lol:
@Megumi omg thanks for understanding :cry:
@miyumi yaaaa~~ nope im not gonna die yet lol seeing you would attach on me if i leave lol everyone is still willing to spend their precious time reading this thread :lol: and no im not kidding since i...kinda lost my sense of humour a bit :huhuh
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Distracting
*Sunday*
Black : *to the kitchen*
Gekikara: *to the kitchen*
Black : *to the washroom*
Gekikara: *to the washroom*
Black : Any idea why are you following me all day?
Gekikara: Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes, it’s very distracting.
Black : …
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How I Met Your Mother II
*living room*
Boy : Kaachan, do you love Touchan?
Black : Yes…
Boy : Touchan, do you love Kaachan?
Gekikara: Of course!
Boy : Why are you marrying her?
Gekikara: Well I’m just continuing other’s saved game…
Black : Hey what was that supposed to mean?!
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No Aspirin
*bedroom, morning*
Black : I don’t feel very well today…
Gekikara: *touch Black’s forehead* Not working today?
Black : Mmhmm. My head feels funny. It’s happening every once a week ugh.
Gekikara: I see…
Black : Can you recommend something for a constant headache like this?
Gekikara: I don’t know. Have you tried um…marriage?
Black : What was that supposed to mean?!
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Taking Risk
*evening*
Gekikara: Tadaima!!
Black : Okaeri~
Gekikara: I’m starving!
Black : You want dinner?
Gekikara: Yes, please! What are my choices?
Black : Yes and no.
Gekikara: I’ll just have cup noodles then…
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Ugly Truth
Boy : Kaachan~~ *run to Black*
Black : Yes?
Boy : Aoi-kun told me this morning he has a brother finally!
Black : Okay?
Boy : When I get one like that too? *pout*
Black : *blush* Umm…ask Touchan.
Boy : Touchan!
Gekikara: No comment.
Black : *whisper* But seriously, if I had baby. What would you want it to be?
Gekikara: A joke?
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Holy Chants
*living room*
Black : *read Bible*
Boy : *watching* Wow surely Kaachan is religious…
Gekikara: Why?
Boy : She always reads Bible and prays every night on weekends.
Gekikara: Huh?
Boy : Yeah, I often heard Kaachan screaming God’s name in the middle of the night…
BuraGeki: (O//////////////////////O)
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Unfit
Gekikara: Black, is it in?
Black : Yeah…
Gekikara: Does it hurt?
Black : Mmhmm…
Gekikara: Let me put it in slowly.
Black : It still hurts…
Boy : Kaachan, Touchan, why don’t you try another boots size?
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Best Stress Reliever
*bedroom, 11 pm*
Black : *read book*
Gekikara: *burst in* Tadaima!
Black : That’s scary look on you. What makes you so late?
Gekikara: The owner blamed me for something I didn’t do and lectured me for hours!
Black : I see…Want to have a warm bath? I’ll prepare it for you. It can ease your mind. *smile*
Gekikara: No! *throwing self to bed*
Black : Okay…you’re in a bad mood today… *continue reading*
Gekikara: Just go away!
Black : Eh, what’s my fault?!
Gekikara: Sorry, I mean your clothes can go but you can stay!
Black : Eeeh?!
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Wrong and Wronged
*dinner time*
Boy : Touchan, why do you hate meat?
Gekikara: They are from living animals…
Boy : But they taste good! Especially breast…
Gekikara: What did you say?!
Boy : What? KFC breast taste amazing…
Gekikara: Oh…ah…breast huh…well I like them too. Especially your Kaachan’s homemade one *wink*
Black : Can we move to other topic please?!
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On Sale
*bedroom*
Gekikara: Look at these Victoria Secret’s expensive underwear!
Black : Urusai.
Gekikara: You told me and your son not to waste money but tch…
Black : They were 50% off. I’m not wasting money.
Gekikara: Oh yea? Too bad I like them 100% off your body anyway.
Black : (-/////////////////-)
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not kinky enough? ;) well sorryyyyyyyy i know its lame lol :grin:
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Hahahah!!!! Marriage what a funny thing~
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Heya~ Where have you been?
Although I don't really keep track of your fics, I enjoyed reading your latest drabble.
I especially liked 'Sunday' :lol:
Nicely done :D
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Ahhhh so cute! :luvluv1:
It's so great to have you back! :hee:
Please don't leave us again! :pleeease:
I love your stories! :luvluv1:
I'll be looking forward to the next update. :farofflook:
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eru hentai! LOL
why didn't you tell me that you have updated this fanfic. -.-
even though i called you last week.. T.T
cheater! #LOL
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An update!
AN UPDATE!!! :cow:
Nice to have you back..
Well all I can say, its kinky as always :rofl:
How I Met Your Mother II <-- it takes a second read to understand then LOL-ing hard XD
the boy is getting bigger and still doesn't have a name pfffttt..
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:inlove: :rofl: LoL still hilarious as always :twothumbs
Thank you for your update!
And again GAMBATTE!
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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Yaay! :lol:
I really love this fic! it always makes me laugh XDD~
And.. wow geki... you're lazy "Gekikara: I’m converting oxygen to carbondioxide!" -> Never heard that before! haha
I can keep saying that I really love this fic. But it would be repetitive? hm....
This fic is about black and gekikara from majisuka gakuen.... but you know....
When I think about black and geki, I will always remember black and gekikara from Your * fic!
Thank you!
Please continue ^^
(sorry for taking so much time to reply this post ><)
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Hahaha I can't stop laughing whenever I read your fiction. I just love this! :luvluv1:
My sister will always be like,"Why the hell are you laughing ?" :lol:
Then I'll answer her,"Hahaha,hihihi,mehehehe." I just can't explain why! Am I insane? Hahaha :wahaha:
Your fiction is making me crazy LeNosferatu-san! :twothumbs
Please update soon. :otomerika: :cathappy:
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Minna! Ohisashiburi and Happy New Year~~~~~~ :bow: Really, I almost forget having this thread in this forum :lol: just kidding. I digged up my files and found unshared jokes. Well some are old since I made it around November? :nervous but I did making new ones too :lol: anyway sorry cant update much :bow: uni problem since I have finals starting tomorrow :bow: :bow: anyway, enjoy! *fades into eternal darkness*
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Chemistry
Boy : So why are you marrying Kaachan?
Gekikara : I already told you, eh? (author's note: take a look at old jokes)
Boy : Touchan lied that time!
Gekikara : Practically not…
Boy : So, why?
Black : Sweetheart, we are together because of chemistry, okay? You’ll know it when you’re adult.
Gekikara : Oh…so that’s why you treat me like a toxic waste? Makes sense.
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Chemistry 2
Boy : *searching in first-aid-kit box*
Black: *notice* What are you doing?
Boy : Yatta! Found it~ *holding ethanol bottle*
Black: What are you gonna do with it? (O__o)
Boy : My teacher said this is one of chemical solution…
Black: Yes…?
Boy : I’m gonna give it to Torigoya-nee-chan wahaha~~
Black: NOT THAT KIND OF CHEMISTRY!!
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Chemistry 3
Boy : So, I can’t give ethanol?
Black : *facepalm*
Gekikara : You actually haven’t moved on from Torigoya…
Boy : But I want to start relationship with chemistry like Kaachan and Touchan *bawling*
Gekikara : You need Sake…
Black : What??
Gekikara : Oh, you don’t remember? Our first kiss was because I was drunk and you looked so hot sitting there alone in Rappappa roo-
Black : *punch*
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Having Twins
Boy : Kaachan~~ *run to Black*
Black : Yes?
Boy : Kuroi-kun told me this morning that he actually has a twin brother!
Black : Okay?
Boy : Why I can’t get one like that too? *pout*
Black : Umm…ask Touchan.
Boy : Tou-
Gekikara: NO WAY! WHO WOULD BE THE SECOND FATHER?! *death glare*
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No Food
*evening*
Black : *read Bible*
Gekikara: Tadaima!
Black : *still reading Bible* Okaeri…
Gekikara: *sniffs* Do you smell that?
Black : *distracted* What?
Gekikara: *sniffs* smell that?
Black : I don’t smell anything!
Gekikara: Neither do I. Get in the kitchen!
Black : …
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It’s Rude
*Gekikara’s phone rings*
Gekikara: Moshi-moshi?
Gakuran : Yo! Hisashiburi~
Gekikara: Gakuran! *giggle*
Gakuran : How are your family?
Gekikara: Boy is fine *giggle*
Gakuran : Black?
Gekikara: Her cooking is still inedible as usual *sigh*
Gakuran : *laugh* But you’re okay with her right?
Gekikara: At least she’s edible…
Black : *passing by* I HEAR THAT!!!
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Old Times Hard Times, Nowadays…Still Hard Times
*8 years ago*
Gekikara: *argue*
Black : *listens*
*5 years ago*
Black : *argue*
Gekikara: *listens*
*nowadays*
Black : *argue*
Gekikara : *argue*
Neighbour: *listens*
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Doomsday
Boy : End of the world~ End of the world~ hahahaha! *acting as Godzilla stepping into lego buildings he made*
Gekikara: *joins* End of the world~~ *stomp* *lego cracked in instant*
Boy : HWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Black : GEKIKARA!
Gekikara: Shit. End of the world…*hiding in bedroom*
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Merry Christmas
Boy : Will Santa come this year? I wanna see him…
Black : Santa will only come to good kids~
Boy : Am I good kid? I want new Gundam~
Gekikara : You will be a good kid if you aren’t asking for Gundam, okay?
xxx
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I love this family ^^
lol the conversation with Gakuran is funny
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-Hello.
-LeNosferatu-
-Nice chapter!
-I really like it :D
-It's very funny :D
-I love BlackGeki pairing
-Thank you for update :)
-Ganbatte
-WMatsui_22-
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I :heart: this funny yet happy family!
And happy new year to you, LeNosferatu :) :) :)
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yay update!! :D
yasashiburi~
I thought you wont come back XD
Happy new year :)
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What a cute update! It's good to have you back! :luvluv2:
I missed you so much! :fainted:
I hope I see more updates from you! :hee:
WELCOME BACK! :luvluv1: :luvluv1:
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This is my favorite fanwork of all time. It's just so epically awesome *Sniffs* I love their family so so so much ;A; :heart:
Every time I click on this thread it is a guarantee laugh, I find myself thinking back to this story all the time so I really appreciate the update. :bow: :bow: :bow:
You're the best and take your time because the wait will always be worth it to many of us^^ :deco:
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hiya there names alex just gotta say your fic is hilarious XD ive been reading it for like 2 days straight I just got caught up right now dow now I wish you would update more this whole geki and black conversations are hilarious that I had to read it to my mom in Spanish since my mom don't know English I translated it to her and she and I were laughting :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: cant wait to read more okay? and the btw went on LJ and got myself into your club you got there and read your fic there too sae is hilarious and yuko too too bad you didn't put it here btw on live journal im oneyugigirl :twothumbs
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aww cute baby ren :B
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It's too early to say Happy Easter, I know :nervous but this probably the time I can say it since I can't guarantee another non-monthly update :lol: so yeah, Happy (early) Easter everyone!
I'm sorry, really sorry. This thread is supposed to be daily or weekly update one, but because of my uni, work, and projects and shits, I could only update once per several months (oh damn).
Also, I notice that this thread is already 1 year old! Yay omedetou~ :yossi: (first post was on March 9th wow) so I'd say deep thanks for everyone, to readers, for always reading and following Burageki no Ichinichi :sweatdrop:
3rd season? Yes, I'm planning to make 3rd season of this lovely pairing, the format is the same, drabbles and humorous. But without the kid. The story will be back to their Rappappa era, but still mainly on Black and Geki with other yankee characters as supporting. I just want to try something "fresh" aside of marriage and bed jokes XD (dont worry there will be bed jokes too, still, :lol:) So what do you think guys? Yay or nay? Or you still want to see the kid and let this season II last long like the previous one? XD Please tell me your opinion :bow:
Leaving JPHIP for such long time made me realize that this fanfic thread has changed so much :lol: OMG I hope I can do well with the 3rd season and doing the regular weekly updates :cow: Yoroshiku onegaishimasu :bow:
(secretly, LeNosferatu is having a dilemma in making "understandable jokes")
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@kahem, @Wmatsui22, @DC2805, @Haruko thank you for always reading this thread :bow:
@Rukaeru, @mo-chan Hello guys~ I miss you all too, and dont worry I will always comeback ahaha, I still have manyy unfinished stories left here XD how's (fanfic) life?
@miyumi Miyumi-san!!! :lol: oh yes i miss updating stories, i miss burageki, i miss everyone in jphip XD seeing more updates from me? i hope i can do my best for the next season. ganbarimasuuu :D
@anonymousdowner thank you for saying that anonymous-san (; A ; ) i dunno what to reply but, your comment makes me...hmm what is it. Inspired to write more. Thank you :bow:
@theblueknight OMG even your Mom knows about this drabble I'm embarrassed :oops: 2 days straight from the start till the last post??? :shocked i dunno whether i should be happy or worry about your damaged brain after marathon reading this :lol: just kidding, thank you so much for reading my works too in LJ! (not sure gonna continue Ra Ra Riot or not)
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Table Manner
*dinner time*
Gekikara: *eats brutally*
Black : Eat slowly!
*another dinner time*
Gekikara: *spilling sauce everywhere*
Black : Eat normally!
*another dinner time*
Gekikara: *making sculpture from rice*
Black : Don’t play with the food!
Gekikara: Muu, Black is no fun! *pout*
Black : You need to learn how to eat properly! It’s not good he starts copying you.
Gekikara: I will, if you learn how to cook properly first.
*That night, once again, Black cried under the shower*
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Holiday
*bedroom*
Black : I’m really tired. Work has gotten rough lately…
Gekikara: What is it?
Black : You see recently I’ve been going home really late. They extend my shift for couple hours.
Gekikara: How about taking a holiday?
Black : Sounds nice, if only I won’t lose my job.
Gekikara: No, no you won’t. This one is reasonable and you can get to stay at home for months!
Black : *excited* Eh, really? How?
Gekikara: *thinking* But I don’t have that…
Black : Don’t have what?
Gekikara: *thinking* And because I don’t have any, I can’t get you to have one…
Black : You have what? Getting me having what?
Gekikara: *whisper* *whisper*
Black : NO I WON’T TAKE MATERNITY LEAVING YOU DUMBASS!! (=////////////=)
xxx
Ex-Boyfriend
*Bedroom*
Gekikara: I sometimes wonder how his dad looks like…
Black : Please, I don’t want to talk about that.
Gekikara: You afraid I’ll mad?
Black : No, he’s just a butthurt to reminisce.
Gekikara: By the way, our son was born on November right?
Black : Yes, why?
Gekikara: *strokes chin* I see you and your ex enjoyed Valentine’s Day so much…
Black : (=///////=)
xxx
Banana Mayo
Gekikara: *opens fridge* Boring!! Blaaaack~
Black : Hm?
Gekikara: Why do we only have bananas in the fridge?
Black : I’m going to make banana mayo.
Gekikara: What on earth is that?
Black : *explains*
Gekikara: Sounds disgusting. I won’t eat even a famous idol or weather forecaster making it. I won’t eat it!
Black : Somehow…I feel really irritated hearing that…
(Author note: This is referring to Yukirin’s famous Banana Mayo menu)
xxx
Grateful
*night, bedroom*
Black : *holds rosario, closes eyes*
Gekikara: You always pray before sleeping huh…
Black : I’m being grateful for every day I live.
Gekikara: Ah, I see.
Black : *undressing* *changing into sleeping attire*
Gekikara: Can I borrow your cross?
Black : Uh yes? What for?
Gekikara: Let me stare at you while being grateful for every beautiful curve before my very eyes.
Black : (=/////=)
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Supplies
*breakfast time*
Gekikara: *pours cereal*
Boy : Touchan, isn’t that too much…
Gekikara: I need lots of energy today!
Boy : I don’t think we have enough milk for that…
Gekikara: We have, we have! *opens fridge*
*later*
Gekikara: Crap, I need more milk…
Black : Okay, but why staring at my chest?
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Fetish
*summer, late night, bedroom*
Gekikara: Hnnn so hot…
Black : Zzz…hmm? What’s wrong, Gekikara? *yawns*
Gekikara: Is the AC broken again?
Black : Yeah, the electrician will come tomorrow so, bear it for tonight, okay?
Gekikara: Can I sleep naked then?
Black : Eh?? Ah…umm…yes…
Gekikara: *undress* *back to bed* Oyasumi…
Black : Umm Geki…
Gekikara: Zzz…hnn?
Black : Please don’t face me tonight.
Gekikara: Why?
Black : Eeto, I don’t feel comfortable with you naked like this.
Gekikara: Nnwhatever…Zzz *flip*
*secretly, Black drools over Gekikara’s back*
xxx
Profit
Black : *changing*
Gekikara: *takes pic*
Black : What are you doing?!
Gekikara: It’s my hobby.
Black : Pervert.
*other time*
Black : *undressing*
Gekikara: *takes pic*
Black : Gekikara!!
Gekikara: Private collections.
Black : Pervert!
*other time*
Gekikara: *plays with her phone*
Black : So your hobby is looking at those before sleeping?! You really are a pervert.
Gekikara: I’m just choosing the best pic for your gravure idol debut.
Black : Are you planning to sell me?!
xxx
Something Soft
*night, bedroom*
Black : Ahh…hn! Geki…
Gekikara: How can these so soft…I always admire them *touch*
Black : Hnn!
*morning*
Black : Why are you applying the fabric softener on your chest?
Gekikara: Hm?
xxx
Existence
*living room*
Gekikara: Don’t you have a picture of his dad or what? I’m really curious.
Black : *whisper* Don’t talk about that in front of our son!!
Boy : Why do you need a photo of yourself, Touchan?
Black : Shit…he heard it.
Gekikara: It’s about your actual fathe-hmmm!! *gagged by Black’s hand*
Boy : Really Kaachan? I have another Touchan?
Black : No, sweetheart *smiles* Your Touchan is just joking as usual.
Boy : *stares at floor* *sad*I was hoping it was true…having a daddy sounds nice...
Gekikara: I'm your Dad!
xxx
Missing
*bedroom*
Black : I’m not feeling well today…*curl up*
Gekikara: You got fever? *touching Black’s forehead with her own*
Black : Nn, please, take the thermometer…
Gekikara: *search* *search* It’s nowhere!
Black : Damn…he must be playing with it again…
Gekikara: I’ll try measuring it…hmm…hmm…
Black : WHY PUTTING YOUR FOREHEAD ON MY ARMPIT?!
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first blood....
yeah my favorite family is back...and they are still crazy as ever...
about 3rd season...I would love to see it...
Happy (Early) Easter too....
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Damn! Someone was faster with the 1st post *chuckle*
Long time since I saw this crazy and funny family. *happy tears*
Season III? I can't wait XD
Your sense of humour and creativity of BuraGeki never fails me to laugh.
Thank you for your update LeNosferatu-san
ArígatoU! :kneelbow:
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I still read almost every day these BuraGeki drabbles. I could read this in my whole life. 3rd season? Absolutely YES! I'm in love with this fic.^^
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This drabbles makes my stomach and my jaws hurts, good job!! >,<b
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ha ha ha come on!!! my mom was actually asking me why I was laughing while reading your drabble so I told her she thought they were hilarious you should take it as a compliment :rock: ...and well one thing led to another and well some of them where soo hilarious that I couldn't keep it to myself so I read it to her :twothumbs and as for the two days straight reading it well it was really addicting like when I pick my shin megami games I cant seem to put down the games heh specially p3 and p4 so yeah that's how bad and addicting your drabble is :D nah brain damage I totally doubt that heh I read longer fics from ff.net and they were over 100 chapts so Im actually used to reading long fics :fap and I just read your new post to this drabble and I gotta say they are hilarious more please!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bow: :bow: :bow:
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Wah sugoi!!!!! Gosh I missed these so much!!! I'm sorry if I'm sounding demanding but please make more when you have time!!! They're so good and I love them!!! :lol: XD
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Awesome update! Thanks for the update! Me want more!
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aww black geki are cute :B
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Black says Gekikara is pervert but it seems she is also one hehe
I'm always smiling when I read your awesome drabbles ^^
And yes you should make a season 3 hehe
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a third season would be great :) Thanks for updating, it's funny and great as usual :D
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The answer is obvious...YES! a 3rd season! Can't get enough of the super corny 3-members family!
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Ex-Boyfriend
*Bedroom*
Gekikara: I sometimes wonder how his dad looks like…
Black : Please, I don’t want to talk about that.
Gekikara: You afraid I’ll mad?
Black : No, he’s just a butthurt to reminisce.
Gekikara: By the way, our son was born on November right?
Black : Yes, why?
Gekikara: *strokes chin* I see you and your ex enjoyed Valentine’s Day so much…
Black : (=///////=)
but what if the kid is premature ? :dunno:
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Hi Eru-san :cathappy:
This one of ur loyal silent reader, who's showing her butt up at last~
I enjoy ur fanfic, they r sooo funny XD
I'll be waiting always to ur update :grin:
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Hello, this is Eru :)
Burageki no Ichinichi will be put on Discontinued since I don't plan to make the continuation anymore. Because now I'm concentrating to my WMatsui Light Novel Project. I'm sorry to all readers who have been waiting for this but yes when I miss this whole crazy family, I probably decide to make them again. But for now that most likely not possible so bear with me XD
Please do check my newest work "Between Two Roses" :thumbsup (still hesitating whether to put in here or not because it contains adult theme though non-explicit)
Love you all! :cow:
Oh and mod-san, pls do move this thread to the Library :deco:
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urk...this is...WAY TOO FUNNY!! :hiakhiakhiak:
i laughed my head off while reading this that my friends look at me like i'm insane :on gay:
gotta admit, your writing rocks :twothumbs :thumbup
will waiting for your next fic :thumbsup
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I'm reading this again because I'm thinking of making something with similar format
but then when i look closely
this fic
its
updated .... DAILY???????
how-- what--- AUTHOR SAN TEACH US YOUR WAY!!!
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I love it even though it is over. I keep rereading this :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs :twothumbs