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Title: Best movie quotes of all time?
Post by: daigong on August 20, 2011, 10:33:34 PM
gotta love all dem oneliners from the 80s!! and Braveheart Speech. or how about

Die Hard 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soeQ1i-tYAg#)

"Yippee ki yay, Mr. Falcon!!!!"  :rofl:
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Post by: SomethingWild on August 20, 2011, 10:58:56 PM
"Fuck you! Doughnuts are awesome!" -Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
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Post by: Stryfe on August 20, 2011, 11:03:29 PM
Let off some steam Bennett (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5Jgs85fcI#)
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Post by: Tuffty on August 20, 2011, 11:13:12 PM
Not necessarily a single quote, but the speech towards the end of Blade Runner still gives me goosebumps

BLADE RUNNER - I've seen things (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8#)
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Post by: kuro808 on August 20, 2011, 11:22:12 PM
Alec Baldwin - Best performance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-AXTx4PcKI#)
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Post by: J-Triumf on August 20, 2011, 11:37:40 PM
Obligatory:
300 - this is sparta (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I#ws)

Let off some steam Bennett (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5Jgs85fcI#)
You might as well post the entire Commando movie here; the whole thing is full of awesome lines! :rockon:
Commando Quotes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_tAxtu2Ts#)
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Post by: daigong on August 20, 2011, 11:51:42 PM
This is gonna turn into the AH-nold Thread XD
Get To The Chopper!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-Te-DPbSE#)
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Post by: nimrod on August 21, 2011, 01:25:59 AM
Dirty Harry "do you feel lucky" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmijlOwnXuE#)

Do I feel lucky ? Well do you Punk ?


"Go ahead, make my day" - Dirty Harry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mevxenJ6Mtc#)
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Post by: Slack on August 21, 2011, 01:29:33 AM
Shit Just Got Real HD (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM#ws)
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Post by: kuro808 on August 21, 2011, 01:33:05 AM
Gone with the wind - the end (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2RxWs60dRM#noexternalembed)
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Post by: Slack on August 21, 2011, 01:53:25 AM
Man, this whole movie is like a big collection of quotables.

Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk#)
Title: Bull Durham
Post by: Saburo on August 21, 2011, 01:57:41 AM
The Crash Davis "I believe" speech from BULL DURHAM.

The only YouTubey upload I could find was old and blurry looking.  So again, I had to make my own:

Crash Davis believes in... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8W8GGdD6pc#)
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Post by: Slack on August 21, 2011, 01:59:55 AM
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JGp7Meg42U#)
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Post by: Hart on August 21, 2011, 03:20:59 AM
Scarface has a ton of good quotes.

IMO, I think this the best part of the movie:

'The Bad Guy' speech video.flv (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykw3W2ci-9A#)
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Post by: nimrod on August 22, 2011, 12:12:55 AM
I'm Your Father (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwExDG7n7Zg#ws)

I am your father !
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Post by: kuro808 on August 22, 2011, 12:50:15 AM
IN & OUT - KEVIN KLINE - I WILL SURVIVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBPm2Xom_y4#ws)
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Post by: JFC on August 22, 2011, 07:32:55 PM
I'm Your Father (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwExDG7n7Zg#ws)

I am your father !
Like father, like son. :P

Darth Vader NO! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s#)
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Post by: Slack on August 23, 2011, 12:33:39 AM
Classic Movie Line #15 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXoNE14U_zM#)
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Post by: J-Triumf on August 30, 2011, 08:47:42 AM
Shittiest movie quote of all time? :P

Who Does Number Two Work For? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmJKY59NX8o#)
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Post by: nimrod on September 09, 2011, 03:09:52 AM
Best Movie ever made and my all Time favorite! (and already quotet here)

Scarface Quotes 2 Of 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGztitLQrIk#)

Scarface - Say Hello To My Little Friend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2wD5TaMf2k#)
scarface quotes 1 of 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqgoPiuEIYU#)
I'am Tony Montana! You Fuck With Me! Fuckin With The Best! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRsATgP98K0#)

And remember kids: Dont get high on your own suply
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Post by: Tuffty on October 10, 2011, 03:57:25 PM
Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
- The Blues Brothers

Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for the Alliance to choose mine.
- Serenity

Malcolm Tucker: "Climbing the mountain of conflict"? You sounded like a Nazi Julie Andrews!
- In The Loop

Great lines from insanely quoteable movies.
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Post by: Erusa on October 11, 2011, 07:55:17 AM
frankly my dear I don't give a damn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Pbc8SQwV8#)
Gone with the Wind - Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Post by: SomethingWild on December 25, 2011, 11:23:05 AM
The single most greatest moment in Christmas movie history (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mayCvk2P4f0#)

 :lol: :lol:
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Post by: testingfaze on April 02, 2012, 05:09:42 PM
yo adrian
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Post by: Foxy Brown on May 21, 2012, 07:32:40 AM
Steven Seagal - Blood Bank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14#ws)
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Post by: Hart on May 21, 2012, 09:00:37 AM
There were many memorable quotes (and speeches) from Kindergarten Cop. here are my two favorite lines:

THERE IS NO BATHROOM!!!

Establishing Classroom Rules - Kindergarten Cop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mce3yiMF4iQ#ws)

Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

Kindergarten Cop "Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H_-bA-Ww5U#)
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Post by: Foxy Brown on May 21, 2012, 07:31:18 PM
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas_Best Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkY427q0tmQ#)
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Post by: penting700 on May 25, 2012, 05:55:01 PM
"dude, where is my car?"

it's the most inspirational quotes, because it's important to safe your car :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by: wsama on May 26, 2012, 03:07:54 AM
Original Nightmare on elm street trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adgp0v_mfTk#ws)
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Post by: Rickker708 on May 26, 2012, 06:35:10 AM
blind justice: Brothers in elevator,
Bro1:"shit"
Bro2:"Fuck"
both:"Shit-Fuck"
http://youtu.be/o7B6IHgV4Qk (http://youtu.be/o7B6IHgV4Qk)

They Live: "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...........and I;m all out of bubblegum"
http://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso (http://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso)

Serenity: "define interesting"
"Oh god oh god, we're all gonna die"

"this is the captain speaking we may encounter some turbulance ........and then explode"
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Post by: winner on July 07, 2012, 08:00:40 PM
Found I watched Apocalypse Now on Independence Day, which isn't really pro-americanish.
More OMG Martin Sheen looked exactly the same 30+ years ago compared to that movie I watched him in 10 years ago. Oh wait, that's Charlie Sheen...
And not that it matters. I'm not American or been to America anyways.
But I still wanted to watch some, like, "american" "war" "fight the good fight" stuff.

So what happens is...
"War-themed Movies I Don't Remember Sitting Through Watching" Marathon of Quotes Day! YAY!! :lol:

Apocalypse Now
Chef: Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?
Soldier: So we don't get our balls blown off.
Chef: Hahaha! haha.... {takes his helmet off and sits on it}

Born on the Fourth of July
Kovic: It's my leg! I want my leg, you understand? Can't you understand that?

Red Dawn
Dad: AVENGE ME!!!

The Hunt for Red October
Ryan: {Imitating "Sean Connery" Ramius} Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets. ;)

Platoon
Sgt. Barnes: Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Capt. Jack: Do you not know that in the service ...one must always choose the lesser of two weevils.
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Post by: pootsy on November 20, 2014, 09:20:08 AM
Real enough for you? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab5S8ZN-7I4#)