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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Topic started by: rndmnwierd on September 30, 2006, 03:08:15 AM

Title: I'm so drunk, here's nonsense for you.
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 30, 2006, 03:08:15 AM

Man, I'm drunk. with my friend, the military guy. It actually took a while to write this, I kept making moistakes. (Like this)

Military Man: She talks like a southerner when she drunks! Lol.



“Oh man, I’m drunk.” Yossui plopped down on the floor, almost spilling her fruity flavored drink.

“Yeah, you really are.” The much more sober Rika said with a smirk, nursing her lemonade.

“Heh, you’re purty.” Yossui said, leaning out to touch Rika, but falling short and slumping over on the carpet.

Nono and Aibon stumbled into the room, giggling hysterically at nothing in particular. Rika raised an eyebrow at them, “What’s so funny?”

“We don’t know!” they said in unison, tripping over Yossui and landing face down on the carpet making them both burst into more laughter.

A safe fell on Rika’s head. She died lol.

Nono and Aibon kept laughing until their heads exploded. Their brains splattered on Yossui, who took another sip of her drink.

The End.

---I need more alcohol...

Title: I'm so drunk, here's nonsense for you.
Post by: rndmnwierd on September 30, 2006, 10:20:41 PM

I would like to formally apologize to all my readers. I'm almost ashamed of this absolute crap that I posted. At least I would be, if it didn't make me laugh everytime I read it. God I need help...

Title: I'm so drunk, here's nonsense for you.
Post by: Tanachan on October 01, 2006, 05:20:53 AM

Don't worry...we all understand being drunk. Even those who have never been it, know it. Like my dad got cut off at a WEDDING BAR. XDXDXDXDXDXD

Title: I'm so drunk, here's nonsense for you.
Post by: Masabi on October 01, 2006, 06:14:27 AM

Best. Ending. Ever.

Title: I'm so drunk, here's nonsense for you.
Post by: JFC on October 01, 2006, 07:45:07 AM

It's like H!P meets Looney Tunes. :lol:

Title: I'm so drunk, here's nonsense for you.
Post by: huggumwuggums on October 01, 2006, 07:50:04 AM

Best.Fanfic.Ever.

Short and sweet. I like it.