It’s not a good time to be an Iowa Hawkeye. First you had the embarrassing performance against USC in the Orange Bowl. You remember that? You were all bent that your quarterback didn’t get the Heisman Trophy, that the USC quarterback did, and then you went down to Miami to play SC and got totally outclassed. To add insult to injury. Now the University of Iowa is offering a class about pornography in the fall semester. Students will be able to study the impact of porn on mainstream culture. All 20 slots in the class have been filled and there is already a waiting list. Really, the class is full? There’s a waiting list? I’m shocked. I had no idea that college age men are interested in a porn class. I thought that it would be empty. I can only imagine what the term papers are going to look like. Does anybody know what the curriculum going to consist of? Lecture #1: Porn SellsLecture #2: Porn On The Internet Really SellsLecture #3: Ron Jeremy - The Decline of Western Civilization? Is Savannah going to be brought in for an oral presentation? Oh, that’s a bad choice of words, but you know what I mean. Is Jenna Jameson going to have a seminar on the art of the gang bang? What the hell is this? Actually, I think they’re onto something. Why stop at one class. Why not make it a full fledged major? Why not offer a PHD program in porn? Iowa could have a work study program where they send their most gifted students out to the San Fernando Valley to study at the arm of the masters. You know, traditionally art students go to Paris to study, now porn students move to Sherman Oaks. I think they might be ahead of the curve on this one. I can see it already…Porn U. I think it has a bright future. Peter North could be the Dean of Money Shots.
the closest I got to this kind of stuff (school admin involved in this kind of shit) was when our basketball coach in high school took us to a strip club when we won our division in states.