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The Hello! Project Fanfics => H!P Fanfics => Crack-to-Go => Topic started by: whytphyre on June 07, 2007, 04:23:48 PM
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Okay, I couldn't help it. Drabbles come out of my ears sometimes.
You'll be able to tell when this one takes place. No pairingness in this one. Maybe the next one. I have had a Yuko/Kamei fic idea in my head...
Ah! This one is based off of a little roleplay a friend and I had earlier... Fimmy knows what I mean... but I just couldn't help myself.
Uhm, Where Does That Go?
Tsuji paced about the apartment, glaring at the small test in front of her. Why wasn't it going to work any faster!? Damn thing. What'd the box say? Three minutes.
Fine.
Letting out a sigh, she looked away, but just as quickly looked back.
Damn!
Grunting, she set it down, before walking off to do something else. She started by turning the television on, reading a book, and calling Takahashi to have her talk her ear off, before finally deciding that ten minutes of time was far long enough (Though she was positive Takahashi could have kept her occupied for longer).
She took a look at the test.
"Oh. Shit."
Before she had a chance to do much else, the doorbell rang. Squeaking, she frantically tried to find a place for the test.
Under the pillows of the couch! PERFECT! No one looks under there!
Stuffing the test under one of the pillows, she let out a sigh, and went right for the door.
There stood Reina, holding up sandwiches.
"I brought lunch!" the girl said happily. Smiling weakly, Tsuji gestured for Reina to come in, to which the younger girl did, and, after some formalities, sat down on the couch, right next to the test.
If Tsuji's inner chibi was working correctly, it would have said something along the lines of 'OHSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITTYSHITSHIT... WHAT IS SHE DOING!?'
But it was too busy going 'TSUNKU'S GONNA KILL ME!' to notice that Reina was doing any of those things.
The rest of Tsuji, however, did not.
Instead of doing what inner chibi would have done, she sat down next to Reina, and smiled weakly, before taking one of the sandwiches Reina had offered.
".... What's up?" she asked the younger girl, who was smiling back with the same weak behavior. Reina looked down a moment, up at Tsuji, and down again before finally responding.
".... Tsuji... what's sex like?"
The sandwich in Tsuji's hand awkwardly flopped over as she was about to take a bite from it. What was wrong with Reina, couldn't she have just asked Miki or something? Better yet, Yossie. Go ask Yossie!
"I mean, well...." Reina went on, stuttering, "I would have asked Hitomi but she would have had a heart attack with all that's been going on lately... and Miki would have either told me to bugger off or shown me... and I don't want a show! I just want to know what it's like!"
Blinking, Tsuji snickered and gave her friend a pat on the shoulder. What better person to ask than someone removed from the rest of the girls? One half of W. No one cared about her.
That wasn't true, Reina brought sandwiches.
"Well... uhm..."
"Tsuji, what's this?"
Reina had decided that nervously holding a pillow would have been good for the moment, and had discovered the ever fatal to Tsuji's career test.
How. Awkward.
"Uhm... that's... a pregnancy test... Reina..."
"Duh. I know that. I meant... what's that?"
She pointed to the little plus sign.
"Does that mean whoever had the test is okay and they don't have to tell their parents they had sex?"
Yes, that was exactly what it meant! You can go home now! I'll take the sandwiches though, they're good. Bye!
What did they teach Reina in school? It obviously wasn't sex or pregnancy tests.
".... Uhm.... no. It means..."
Breathe Tsuji, breathe.
Try again.
".... Reinaimpregnant!"
There was a pause, before Reina stared at Tsuji.
"WITHOUT ME?!"
Cut, print. That's a wrap!
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OMG! That is so awesome! I lol'd so hard! I love the Reina Nono Friendshippy thingy. And sandwiches. Mmm, now I'm hungry...
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Blinking, Tsuji snickered and gave her friend a pat on the shoulder. What better person to ask than someone removed from the rest of the girls? One half of W. No one cared about her.
That wasn't true, Reina brought sandwiches.
Aw, Reina's sweet. Nice that Nono's touched by the simple gesture. :)
".... Reinaimpregnant!"
There was a pause, before Reina stared at Tsuji.
"WITHOUT ME?!"
:eek: What's Reina thinking of?! The last line made me think this was all a tv drama remake of it all, with a voice-over narration of Tsuji's thoughts. XD
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".... Reinaimpregnant!"
There was a pause, before Reina stared at Tsuji.
"WITHOUT ME?!"
What, she wanted to watch or something? Lol!
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Heh. Random 6th Gen impulse is all ^^;;
But, moving on... yeah yeah, I know: NANAKUSA DAMNIT GO POST THERE WE WANT AN UPDATE DAMNIT! I couldn't help it. This is a sort of not really 'sequel' to the first one.
If you don't like several references to the word 'sex,' sorry! And if this is breeching a rule somewhere, I also didn't mean to. I know there's another section for uber random stories like that... I just wasn't sure where to put this one, and if I had access to the other 0.o
How to Give a Heart Attack
"Yocchaaaaan!"
Looking up from the script she was trying to, rather furiously, memorize, Hitomi stared at Reina a moment, who had come over with what looked to be cookies.
The girl clearly wanted something, and Hitomi was afraid to know what that something was. Reina never usually asked for anything too extreme.. but Hitomi had this itching feeling she was so not going to like the next few moments of her life.
"Reeeeiina?" she asked, a little suspiciously. The 6th Gen girl took a cookie out of her container and offered it to Hitomi. Though wary of the girl, Hitomi took the cookie, and started munching.
Maybe she should have asked for more random things more often. These cookies were good.
"What's sex like?"
The question made Hitomi almost choke on the half of cookie in her mouth, while the other half fell onto her script, which was sitting on her lap.
"What?!"
"Sex. What's it like?"
That was a rather strange and awkward question. Didn't she have a mother for questions like that? And what made Reina so sure Hitomi had ever had any to begin with.
"Don't say you've never had any Yocchan... You had to have... you and Rika made too many noises in Hawaii for you to get away with that excuse."
What, was she the new W or something? Bad enough Tsuji and Kago were all over the place in Hawaii (Stupid Kago and her stupid peeping and stupid mischievous habits... and Tsuji was careless enough to go get pregnant...)
The point still stood. Reina knew. Hitomi was stuck.
"Uhm... Reina, now's a really bad time for this..."
"Yocchaaaaaan..."
Oh, now she was taking lessons from Rika in how to get the answers she wanted? Hitomi could withstand glares, and maybe some pouty faces, but that whine. She couldn't stand that whine.
And it looked like Reina had perfected it.
"Reina... can't you ask your mom?"
"She told me to go ask someone else... so I asked Tsuji, and she told me to come ask you."
Hitomi grunted.
"Well... it's.... why do you want to know?"
"I dunno... it's just been bugging me I guess..."
Bugging her?!
"You aren't gonna..."
"No... I don't think I am..."
Oh good. There were enough scandals these days. If Reina got caught, Hitomi would just have to go start digging her own grave.
"Well... go... ask Miki..."
"Why Miki? Why can't I ask you?"
"Because Miki's your leader and I'm not anymore..."
"....... That's a stupid reason! Yochaaa-"
Hitomi immediately grabbed the half of cookie and stuffed it into Reina's mouth, a clear sign that either she was about to cave or she really didn't want to hear another whiner in the H!P family.
"Fine, go ask Rika then! If you're so sure that I had some with Rika, clearly Rika knows too! I'm busy!"
After swallowing the cookie, Reina pouted and sighed.
"... Alright... but if she doesn't tell me I'm coming back to you!"
And if Rika didn't tell Reina about SOMETHING sex related, Hitomi would have been highly amused.
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Lol! Poor Reina and her quest for knowledge. Tsuji should have just said something like,' Well, I can let you borrow Ta-kun if you really want to know.' instead of dumping Reina on Yossui. That would have freaked someone out at least.
BTW, I noticed that Reina brings people food when she wants to ask something. What will she bring Rika?
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"Reeeeiina?" she asked, a little suspiciously. The 6th Gen girl took a cookie out of her container and offered it to Hitomi. Though wary of the girl, Hitomi took the cookie, and started munching.
Maybe she should have asked for more random things more often. These cookies were good.
"What's sex like?"
The question made Hitomi almost choke on the half of cookie in her mouth, while the other half fell onto her script, which was sitting on her lap.
Follow-up to the first chapter/random drabble? :lol:
"Don't say you've never had any Yocchan... You had to have... you and Rika made too many noises in Hawaii for you to get away with that excuse."
IshiYoshi rabu-rabu! :shakeit:
"Fine, go ask Rika then! If you're so sure that I had some with Rika, clearly Rika knows too! I'm busy!"
After swallowing the cookie, Reina pouted and sighed.
"... Alright... but if she doesn't tell me I'm coming back to you!"
And if Rika didn't tell Reina about SOMETHING sex related, Hitomi would have been highly amused.
Oh, can't wait to see how this talk with Rika turns out. ;D
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Last in the random series, unless I decide to torture someone else.
Stress of Viyuuden?!
Reina was hurriedly trotting down the hallway, cookies in hand. If Yossie didn't want more than half of one, then she'd just simply have to share them with Rika and her Viyuuden friends!
Maybe then she'd get the answers she wa-
Letting out a meep, she stopped just short of running over a not-Rika member of Morning Musume. They stared at each other for a moment.
"Ah.... Tanaka-san, where are you going in such a hurry?" she asked sweetly, like a grandmother, "With cookies even?"
"Ah... Abe-sa-"
"Nacchi," the woman insisted, as she had done so many times before.
"Gomen! Nacchi... I was... cookies... Rika. I wanted to ask Rika a girl question."
She didn't want to ask her senpai, on fear that Natsumi would drop everything and tell the world. That would have been bad!
"A girl question? Why can't you ask your good friend Nacchi? I never get to see you girls anymore..."
Natsumi pouted. Reina stopped herself from doing similar, though for other reasons.
"Do you want a cookie Ab-Nacchi?"
She offered the now open container. Natsumi smiled and took one.
"Why thank you Reina. How sweet of you to offer. Now what's this girl stuff? Come on, tell me! I won't tell anyone!"
Reina's instincts were telling her to run away, and run away now.
"Aaaahhh, Natsuan, what's goin' on out there?"
And the pure fear of the fact that Yuko was inside the room Natsumi had just come out of compounded the fact that Reina wanted to run. Far. Fast. They could have the cookies.
"Reina just has some girl questions Yuu-chan!"
"Well bring her in! We're both women, we can take whatever she's got and tell her the right information... who was she gonna go ask, Yocchan? That girl can't find her feminine... even if we dressed her up more feminine than Rika."
Natsumi sighed, and turned to Reina again, but blinked when she found there was no Reina there, though now Natsumi held a container of cookies.
"Ah... Tanaka-san?"
After a moment, Natsumi shrugged, took another cookie, and went right back into the room.
My Neighbor Totoro was waiting, and it wasn't going to wait forever damnit!
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Totoro!!! :love: I squealed! Nooooo, must continue the quest for the ultimate question! It's like Monty Python. Except less British.
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Reina was hurriedly trotting down the hallway, cookies in hand. If Yossie didn't want more than half of one, then she'd just simply have to share them with Rika and her Viyuuden friends!
Near perfect logic, that is. :D
"Gomen! Nacchi... I was... cookies... Rika. I wanted to ask Rika a girl question."
She didn't want to ask her senpai, on fear that Natsumi would drop everything and tell the world. That would have been bad!
"A girl question? Why can't you ask your good friend Nacchi? I never get to see you girls anymore..."
Okay, either Nacchi's going to freak out like a panic-striken idiot...or she's gonna tell Reina more than she bargained for.
Either way, it's probably going to be entertaining. 8)
"Aaaahhh, Natsuan, what's goin' on out there?"
And the pure fear of the fact that Yuko was inside the room Natsumi had just come out of compounded the fact that Reina wanted to run. Far. Fast. They could have the cookies.
"Reina just has some girl questions Yuu-chan!"
Oh shit Yuko's there too? :lol: Nacchi may freak, but Yuko probably will either have an over-protective mother-type response...or she'll tell Reina more than she bargained for. XD
Natsumi sighed, and turned to Reina again, but blinked when she found there was no Reina there, though now Natsumi held a container of cookies.
"Ah... Tanaka-san?"
Aw crap she ran away. :cry:
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Oh, I remember this! xDDDD
".... Reinaimpregnant!"
There was a pause, before Reina stared at Tsuji.
"WITHOUT ME?!"
We never did figure out what she meant...
Nacchi AND Yuko trying to give Reina 'The Talk'? (Or worse...SHOW HER.) She'd better run for her life!
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Okay, so after re-reading the fics a bit... I decided to post another... but Reina's not in this one at all ^^;;
You Live, You Learn... then You Get Ai!
"... YOU'RE WHAT!?"
Hitomi and Natsumi had an amazing ability to chime in at exactly the same time in exactly the same way. They stared at the red-faced Tsuji, who had tried to make them all happy and comfortable by treating them to lunch at her house.
She was not going to cook, no, far from that. She was just going to order their favorite foods and hope they didn't notice her random 'I'm pregnant' announcement.
Sadly for her, they both did.
Udon noodles were in front of Hitomi, with a couple in her lap, after they had dropped from her surprise. Natsumi just had a strawberry in her hand. She was elegant enough to not have anything fall from her lap.
"NO! NO YOU AREN'T. YOU'LL GET THIS FIXED!" Hitomi shouted angrily. Of course, Hitomi was pissed. She just had to deal with Kago, and now this. That and Reina asking all sorts of random questions. This whole ordeal was getting Hitomi riled up. She was quite aware that she had to memorize lines in Tsuji's stead, but she wasn't exactly sure why.
Now she was.
"I want the child Yossie..." Tsuji said quietly. Hitomi looked about ready to burst again, when Natsumi cleared her throat.
"It's clear Tsuji's making a big girl decision... kind of like Reina... except she wasn't trying to ask me anything. Just Rika."
The two stared over at Natsumi a moment.
"She went to ask you something?"
"I just said she went to ask Rika. I just caught her before she got to her. Then she ran off and left me with these amazing..."
"Cookies? They were chocolate chip, right?"
"Yeah... How'd you know Yocchan?"
"Because she tried to auction them off to me for information about sex."
Now Natsumi, who had taken a bite out of the strawberry, let the strawberry fall on her lap. Tsuji stared at the two of them and smiled lightly.
"She asked me first..."
"YOU! ANGER! STAY OUT OF THIS!" Hitomi snapped. Immediately, Tsuji clammed up, and stared, almost on the verge of pouting. Natsumi paid no heed, and tried to egg information out of Hitomi.
"What'd you tell her?"
"I told her to go to Rika. Rika and I have... uhm... well... well we have experience, and I was busy learning SOMEONE'S lines... so... I ... told her... to... ask... Rika."
"Experience Yocchan?"
Now Natsumi was curious.
"H-hai..."
".... Explain."
"We just... exchange stories!"
"Mmmhmmm..."
Hitomi blushed wildly. This was not something she wanted to share with Natsumi. Not at all.
"Yocchan."
The elder winked affectionately at the red haired soloist, who blushed even deeper.
"Nacchi!"
"Awww, Yocchan... c'mon! You can tell me! I'm like your second mother!"
Leaning in, Natsumi gingerly put her cheek on Hitomi's shoulder. If Hitomi could blush any more, she would.
"Yochaaaaan!"
So that was where Rika got it!
"Pleaaaaase Yocchan? I want to know..."
"Promise to keep it a secret?"
Hitomi knew how to get around this. Natsumi thought, and nodded, all while her cheek was still on her younger friend's shoulder. Glancing down, Hitomi raised her brow. If Rika learned things from Natsumi, then it was safe to say Hitomi learned things from a certain other First Generation member.
"Promise?"
"Hai!"
"Nacchi..."
"I mean it!"
After a moment of thought, Hitomi smiled.
"Fine."
"YAY!"
"Rika and I like watching... things together."
That was not the answer Natsumi was looking for. She pouted, in her best puppy dog eyes she could muster.
"Yochaaaa~"
"After we leave... I don't want Nozomi knowing too..."
Her glare went right to her Fourth Gen friend, who smiled weakly, and tried again.
"Reina wanted to have sex with me!"
That did it.
"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT YOU! ENOUGH! NOW YOU'RE MAKING THINGS UP!"
"Yochaaaaaan! Stop it! Nono'll never have a baby that way!"
"GOOD!"
"AIEEEEE!"
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:mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao:
this is soo hilarious!!!!!
You must keep writing this.... :mon thumb:
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The two stared over at Natsumi a moment.
"She went to ask you something?"
"I just said she went to ask Rika. I just caught her before she got to her. Then she ran off and left me with these amazing..."
"Cookies? They were chocolate chip, right?"
"Yeah... How'd you know Yocchan?"
"Because she tried to auction them off to me for information about sex."
Nacchi = :stunned:
Yossi = :sweat:
Tsuji stared at the two of them and smiled lightly.
"She asked me first..."
Nono = :kekeke:
"What'd you tell her?"
"I told her to go to Rika. Rika and I have... uhm... well... well we have experience, and I was busy learning SOMEONE'S lines... so... I ... told her... to... ask... Rika."
"Experience Yocchan?"
Now Natsumi was curious.
Aw, Nacchi must be missing all the good MM gossip since she graduated. :hee:
Leaning in, Natsumi gingerly put her cheek on Hitomi's shoulder. If Hitomi could blush any more, she would.
"Yochaaaaan!"
So that was where Rika got it!
"Pleaaaaase Yocchan? I want to know..."
SO CUTE! :shy1:
"After we leave... I don't want Nozomi knowing too..."
Her glare went right to her Fourth Gen friend, who smiled weakly, and tried again.
Nono = :mon sweat:
"Reina wanted to have sex with me!"
That did it.
:shock:
So that's why Reina spazzed when Nono told her she was preggers? :P
"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT YOU! ENOUGH! NOW YOU'RE MAKING THINGS UP!"
"Yochaaaaaan! Stop it! Nono'll never have a baby that way!"
"GOOD!"
"AIEEEEE!"
Yossi = :scolding:
Nacchi = :pleeease:
Nono = :dizzy:
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I'm still giggling.
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Okie day.
As you can clearly see this is not a fic update of anyt sort. I wanted to drabble but I don't have a lot to drabble on right now. Well, I do... but I'm trying to work on Nanakusa, so that's not working out too well.
HOWEVER. I want to know if you guys think I should keep on with this vein of thought... and who Reina should go talk to... or Hitomi should go vent her anger at, or what have you. Beware I won't exactly take your suggestions right off, but I WILL listen! I promise!
So, whaddya think?
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Yossie vents to Ayaka Kimura
Reina asks Aibon, Aya, or Ai
As for these drabbles: These are funny as hell! So I give you 2 thumbs up and a :otomerika:!
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Yossie vents to Ayaka Kimura
Reina asks Aibon, Aya, or Ai
As for these drabbles: These are funny as hell! So I give you 2 thumbs up and a :otomerika:!
I was thinking about this the whole day but nothing comes to my mind....your idea is great...Yossie with Ayaka :wahaha: :wahaha: poor girl :sweat:
And Reina... :mon lol: something tell me that If nobody answer her question she's gonna finish talking with daddy Tsunku haha :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao:
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Yossui vents to a pitiless Miki and Reina questions a clueless Miyo and over-informative Yui.
Whatever you choose, I love this story line.
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Haha, this is interesting fic...
My suggestion...
Yossie don't have to vent her anger to anyone, but more busy to keep her eyes on Reina so that she won't do anything stupid. Because Yochan knew she had to deal with it anyhow.
Oh, Reina should go ask Miki... I want to know how Miki will handle the situation.... would be fun!!
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I like arina's Yossie keeping tabs on Reina idea... and I like gl's Reina talking to Ayaya idea... but I might go about it in a strange way, so here goes!
Holy. Monkey. Banana. Phone.
"Yochaaaaaaaan."
Hitomi kept her eyes concentrated on the script. If her attention was really needed, there would be no script and Hitomi would have to humor the woman until she gave her what she wanted.
She felt a light rub on her shoulder.
"Yochaaaaaaa~aaan."
"Yes?"
Her eyes were still on the script. After a moment, she heard a whine, and Rika's cheek was now settled on Hitomi's shoulder.
"Hitomi-chan, you aren't paying any attention," she said after a moment. Letting out a sigh, Hitomi closed the script and glanced down at her friend.
"What do you want?"
"You're grumpy today and I wanna fix it!"
Hitomi quirked her brow. Grumpy? God forbid Hitomi be grumpy!
"Don't bother. It has nothing to do with you and you can-"
Another low whine stopped Hitomi from completing her thought. What was up with Rika today?
"Well fine, then I come on behalf of Reina-san. She said she thought you were grumpy at her and she wanted to make you feel better but then she said something about how she was never going to have babies if she comes to talk to you again so I'm here... togiveyouabighug!"
And, without another warning, Hitomi found a pair of arms wrapped around her midsection.
"Besides, I missed you."
Hitomi grunted and rolled her eyes.
"What do you want?"
"I told you, to make you not grumpy."
"There are a lot of things that'll make me not grumpy right now. You hugging me is not one of them."
Rika let out a noise, and then hugged tighter.
"You're so mean today Hitomi-chan! What's gotten you all grumpy?"
Hitomi sighed. Well, there was only one way to go about this with Rika, and that was to tell her exactly what was going on.
"Reina wanted to know about sex."
Rika let out a noise.
"NO!"
"Yes. And now I'm worried she's going to go find the first horny man on the street and have sex with him, get pregnant, and want to have the child."
"Like Nono?"
Hitomi grunted. Rika gave her a small look.
"I'm sorry, I'll never bring her name up again. I promise."
"It's fine. She's already screwed her career up... I just don't want Reina to do the same."
"Then spy on her. We can do it together, with codenames and everything! I've missed doing things with you. Pleaaaase?"
Hitomi smirked at the thought of a little 'Hitomi/Rika' duo going around and spying on Reina, and when they got caught, Rika would just say they were looking out for their little angel.
Hitomi would call Reina their love child and make matters worse... or funny. Or both.
"Canweca-"
"I haven't said no yet. Why not?"
"Yay! First you get rid of that stupid beetle name..."
It was no secret Rika was jealous as hell of Miki. Hitomi didn't feel anything towards the older woman relationship wise, but their friendship didn't seem to know personal bubbles. Not that Hitomi minded it much. The whole warm body thing made her feel loved.
"I happen to like that name Rika..."
Rika paid no heed.
"I wanna be Charmy and you can be... uhm... Pikachu! Yeah, let's call you Pikachu!"
Hitomi grinned. She liked Pikachus.
"Alright, fine. But next time we come up with codenames, I wanna do it..."
"But Yochaaaaaaan..."
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I come on behalf of Reina-san. She said she thought you were grumpy at her and she wanted to make you feel better but then she said something about how she was never going to have babies if she comes to talk to you again
WTF??? :?
"You're so mean today Hitomi-chan! What's gotten you all grumpy?"
Hitomi sighed. Well, there was only one way to go about this with Rika, and that was to tell her exactly what was going on.
"Reina wanted to know about sex."
Rika let out a noise.
"NO!"
Rika = :dizzy:
"Then spy on her. We can do it together, with codenames and everything! I've missed doing things with you. Pleaaaase?"
Awwwwwwwwww...Rika misses Yossi! :wub:
Codenames? :wahaha: Sounds like fun.
"Yay! First you get rid of that stupid beetle name..."
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"I happen to like that name Rika..."
And why not? It's a cute nickname. Miki came up with it just for Yossi. Rika could've come up with one herself for Yossi if she really wanted to, you know. :yep:
"I wanna be Charmy and you can be... uhm... Pikachu! Yeah, let's call you Pikachu!"
Hitomi grinned. She liked Pikachus.
"Alright, fine. But next time we come up with codenames, I wanna do it..."
Rika wants to be "Charmy"...well, it isn't really a "codename" if it's blatently obvious, is it? :P
Yossi's gonna be "Pikachu"? :lol:
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Spying and love children! Can't wait.
"Like Nono?"
Hitomi grunted. Rika gave her a small look.
"I'm sorry, I'll never bring her name up again. I promise."
Guess Yossui's still a little sore...
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This was really funny...
"Yay! First you get rid of that stupid beetle name..."
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"I happen to like that name Rika..."
And why not? It's a cute nickname. Miki came up with it just for Yossi. Rika could've come up with one herself for Yossi if she really wanted to, you know. :yep:
Soo true :mon geek:
Waiting for more :hee:
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He he he... So, after a good few moments with FIM, I've decided this drabble has turned into a story. That's right, I'm going to *attempt to* update it regularly *or as regularly as I can get around to...*
And to think, it started off in roleplay land ^^
Ayaya to Mikitty In a Heartbeat
"No Yocchan, I haven't seen Reina... Why?...... Oh, the no reason stuff? Fine."
She hung up, as she usually did, on the 22 year old redhead, who was probably hovering over her in a distance she cared not to know about.
Letting out a sigh, she rolled her eyes.
"Nee Yocchan... what are you up to and why does it involve poor Reina?" Aya muttered, before slumping further into her comfy seat.
She was already pissed as it was, what with Miki's scandal just coming out and circulating around. Whatever Hitomi was doing better not have been scandal worthy.
And she probably would have ranted to herself about it if she didn't find a wonderful little treat being shoved under her nose.
"I took them out of the oven about an hour ago, so they should be really good."
Chocolate cookies. Chocolate made everything better. It was universal girl language, and Reina seemed to know this went double for Aya, who immediately took a cookie and started to munch on it.
"Mmm... Reina, these are good! Can I get this recipe?"
Reina thought a moment, before setting the cookies down and rummaging through her bag. She blinked, before shaking her head.
"I don't have it with me right now... I'll give it to you when I can find it again..." Reina replied, and then turned on her cute eyes, "Matsuura-san..."
Those eyes, that tone. Aya should have realized that she was going to ask a question that she should never have repeated, and probably did.
"What's sex like?"
The bite of cookie that almost got swallowed almost got stuck in her throat for a few moments. Coughing, she managed to swallow before staring at Reina.
"What?!"
"... What's... sex like?"
Aya was unsure of whether to pull the 'how dare you ask your senpai such a rude question' card or to run away screaming.
"Nee, why're you askin' Ayaya? There are better people to ask..."
Aya's cheeks flushed as she found a pair of arms go around her neck. There was Miki, chin on Aya's shoulder, staring over at Reina, who looked just as red.
"I... Well..."
"I can see why you didn't wanna ask Yuko... but Aya? You coulda asked Yocchan... or hell, Tsuji..."
"I did... they told me to go to Rika..."
"Did you go to Rika?"
"No..."
"Good. She doesn't know anything either..."
There was an awkward pause between the three of them, and in the silence, one could have sworn that they heard a small 'Why I ough-' before a muffled ramble followed behind.
Miki continued.
"Look... You wanna know what sex is like, ask someone who's got more experience than the senpai prude over here..."
Aya glared.
"Miki! I do too have experience!"
"Clearly not enough... or you wouldn't be blushing like that..."
The younger of the two blushed more.
"Would you stop Miki? Reina doesn't need to know about my sex life..."
"Or lack thereof..."
It was clear Miki wanted something. Aya knew exactly what that was, and Reina felt like she was on an island far away, watching them.
"I don't want to hear it out of you, Miss 'Let's Have a Scandal and Ruin My Career.'"
"Not my fault FRIDAY caught us..."
"SO YOU ADMIT IT!"
"We're living together, big deal... I'm sure he won't mind a little side action..."
"You're joking... right?"
Reina had to butt in, and the two stared at her. She didn't think that the random play acting that GAM did was real, but this just went down the toilet.
"You guys... don't actually..."
"In the dressing room usually, where it's more private..." Miki said, causing Aya to blush even more.
"We haven't Reina, don't listen to her."
"But Ayaya, that wasn't what you said last night..."
"Miki..."
Aya suddenly got stern, and quiet. Miki pouted.
"Fine. Party poop. Well.... at least you're better than Yocchan was..."
Another awkward silence, in which the words 'You callin' me a pru-' might have distinctly been heard.
Reina pouted.
"I'll... go find Rika then..."
"Hooo no you don't," Miki snorted, "You're staying right here, where we can go over every last little detail..."
"Cookies!"
Lucky Reina, Sayumi had come to swoop down on the chocolate. She glanced over at the three a moment.
"Do these belong to anyone?" she asked innocently. Reina jumped up, and took the cookies.
"YES! And if you wanted any, you have to catch me!" she shouted, before running off. Sayumi stared.
".... Hey! MEANIE!"
And without another word, the other member of Gen 6 followed, leaving Aya and Miki unchaperoned.
Sort of.
Miki slid into the seat with Aya, despite the fact that it clearly could only fit one person, unless the two were lovers about to... yeah.
"...... Miki, your hand does not go there..."
"Awww...."
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"Good. She doesn't know anything either..."
There was an awkward pause between the three of them, and in the silence, one could have sworn that they heard a small 'Why I ough-' before a muffled ramble followed behind.
Another awkward silence, in which the words 'You callin' me a pru-' might have distinctly been heard.
Spying people make me lawl.
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So, Miki's willing to help Reina, but no one lets her... :rofl:
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whytphyre, I have only this to say.
You. Are. A. Genius.
This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read, what with Rika and Yossie spying, everyone running from Yuko, Reina wondering about sex, everyone screaming at Tsuji, etc. I'm still giggling from "WITHOUT ME???" xD Good luck, and happy writing!
PS. I say put Ayaka in somewhere, since she never shows up anywhere else. Maybe have Yossie vent her anger coincidentally on the first person walking by (Ayaka)?
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Oh, man, Reina . . . You're digging a deeper hole for yourself. xD
This is brilliant. Awesome job with this. I just wish someone would tell her, though . . .
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:wahaha: :wahaha: :wahaha: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao: :mon lmao:
This is awesome!!!!
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Chocolate cookies. Chocolate made everything better. It was universal girl language, and Reina seemed to know this went double for Aya, who immediately took a cookie and started to munch on it.
Hey, guys like chocolate cookies too, you know. :)
"... What's... sex like?"
Aya was unsure of whether to pull the 'how dare you ask your senpai such a rude question' card or to run away screaming.
Knowing Aya, she probably could've done both. :lol:
There was Miki, chin on Aya's shoulder, staring over at Reina...
...
"Did you go to Rika?"
"No..."
"Good. She doesn't know anything either..."
Wait a sec, how does Miki know that Rika doesn't know...? :kekeke:
There was an awkward pause between the three of them, and in the silence, one could have sworn that they heard a small 'Why I ough-' before a muffled ramble followed behind.
Oh snap, Miki's busted! :sweat:
Miki continued.
"Look... You wanna know what sex is like, ask someone who's got more experience than the senpai prude over here..."
Aya glared.
"Miki! I do too have experience!"
Miki should know about that first hand. :twisted:
"Miki..."
Aya suddenly got stern, and quiet. Miki pouted.
"Fine. Party poop. Well.... at least you're better than Yocchan was..."
Aya's has to be flattered with that, right? It IS a compliment, after all. :mon sweat:
"I'll... go find Rika then..."
"Hooo no you don't," Miki snorted, "You're staying right here, where we can go over every last little detail..."
Whoa-oh. Reina might be in WAAAAAAAAAY over her head now. :OMG:
"Cookies!"
Lucky Reina, Sayumi had come to swoop down on the chocolate. She glanced over at the three a moment.
"Do these belong to anyone?" she asked innocently. Reina jumped up, and took the cookies.
"YES! And if you wanted any, you have to catch me!" she shouted, before running off. Sayumi stared.
".... Hey! MEANIE!"
And without another word, the other member of Gen 6 followed, leaving Aya and Miki unchaperoned.
Well, I guess that's ONE way of avoiding a "TMI" convo with Miki. :D
Miki slid into the seat with Aya, despite the fact that it clearly could only fit one person, unless the two were lovers about to... yeah.
"...... Miki, your hand does not go there..."
"Awww...."
Aw man. :err:
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Okay, random poll time. I have something for Reina to do, but I can't go anywhere until Yossie gets intercepted by someone.
Who.
Should.
That.
Someone.
Be. (not Ayaka, I have a plan for her)
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Hmm...maybe the Panda Twins? Like...Yossie's walking down the hall and the girls start screaming in chinese, but Yossie's screaming in Japanese, and thus Yossie gets intercepted in a bilingual arguement xD
(I love my little run on sentances~)
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First off, I must say that this story had me laughing all throughout. Thank you for coming up with this.
Second, I would say choose someone completely unexpected or rarely used. That way you can pretty much choose how they act. Like what Tanachan said about the...Panda Twins?? Or Maeda Yuki....Or Yui....or...Mari But then again....that doesn't really answer your question does it... :banghead:
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What about Mai? When in doubt, hit the other best friend.
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^ That's true, why not bring EVERYONE to the party! :w00t:
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"I can see why you didn't wanna ask Yuko... but Aya? You coulda asked Yocchan... or hell, Tsuji..."
"I did... they told me to go to Rika..."
Lol... why everyone tell her to go to Yocchan?
Oh, I love code names.... this is fun!!
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Blatant idea stealing, away!
Panda Intervention
"Yochaaaaaaaan, why can't we go back and beat Miki up?"
Hitomi gave her friend a look.
"Why do you want to do that?"
"Because she said mean things about me and meaner things about you..."
"And what happened to codenames?"
"We're walking down a hallway! Everyone'll see us, and our cover will be ruined!"
Of course. Hitomi sighed. Why did Rika have to point out the obvious? Wasn't that, well, obvious?
Before Hitomi could let out another sigh, a chatter was heard from down the other side of the hallway, in a language neither of them could understand.
Junjun and Linlin seemed to be debating something rather fiercely.
"*No! We should go check out another restaurant today Linlin! I don't wanna go to the same ramen place every single time!*"
"*... Well, I guess we could go for pizza... There's this cute place in Harajuku...*"
"*Pizza's an American thing!*"
"*... Party poop.*"
They stopped, finally noticing that their former leader was walking towards them, with a cute little friend in tow.
"Nihao," Hitomi said, grin on her face. Rika snorted. Grinning always started the flirting trend with this one, and it wasn't fair!
Junjun and Linlin stared for a moment.
"*Think we should confuse her with the Chinese again?*" Junjun finally asked. Linlin looked down at her watch and smiled up at her friend.
"*We've got a good hour to kill... maybe she'll buy us dinner.*"
"... Ni-hao?" Hitomi tried again, before the two pandas converged on her.
"Yocchan! *How's the weather today?*"
"*Yes, those goats are sure funny to look at, aren't they?*"
"*Why's the sky blue?*"
"*And the turtles, what's up with them?*"
The assault of random questions made Hitomi stop in her tracks and stare blankly, trying to make sense of the words they were saying. They had done this before, but Hitomi was far from adept at the language to keep up with them.
"... Nani!?" she finally shouted after a moment, but they went on.
"*Let's go get pizza sometime!*"
"*Linlin, I said no pizza...*"
Rika stepped between them, and cleared her throat lightly, hands on her hips.
"*You two should go find someone else to run circles around. This isn't very nice, you know. If you want dinner out of someone, go ask Nacchi. She doesn't know Chinese either.*"
The two girls stared at her. Who was this person who dared interfere with their running circles around Hitomi, who stared just as dumbfoundly.
When did Rika learn how to do that?
"*Well?*" Rika said, expectantly. The two blinked, and slowly started to walk off.
".... They just want dinner," Hitomi blurted out, "... Junjun never knows where to eat, and I'm kinda hungry too..."
The two Chinese girls stopped, while Rika stared, fuming, as Hitomi made her way over, and slung an arm around each panda's shoulder. It was a rather awkward sight, what with Junjun being a teeny bit taller than her.
"But Yocchaaaaaaaan...."
"What? You wanna come too? There's plenty of room..."
"... You never buy dinner for anyone... you're always so cheap..."
Hitomi raised her brow.
"Well you don't! I couldn't even weasel one out of you."
"You've never tried hard enough."
"They attacked you with the Chinese language! How's that trying hard!"
Junjun glared at the woman.
"I understand... Japanese... just fine!"
Rika glared back.
"Well I want my Pikachu back."
"... Alright, ya know what? You two can fight over me... or language, or whatever it is you wanna do... Linlin, c'mon... lesgo... find... beh, let's just go."
And, as Rika and Junjun were fighting, Hitomi did just that, take Linlin, and retreat, away from the girls, to... anyone else.
"What a stupid name for Yoshizawa-san! Pikachu!? Why not just name her Magikarp!"
"Because she's cute like a Pikachu!"
"What, you think her cheeks are adorable or something?"
"Yes... and the rest of her... right Hitomi-chan, you cheeks are ado-... hey, where'd you go?!"
"... Linlin?..... THEY LEFT US!"
"No!"
"*... Meanies. Let's get 'em back!*"
"....... okay!... *Let's go get something to eat first, all this fighting and spying has made me hungry...*"
"*Fighting and spying?*"
"*I'll explain over pizza... There's this adorable place in Harajuku...*"
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Panda Intervention
Love the title. :lol:
"Yochaaaaaaaan, why can't we go back and beat Miki up?"
Hitomi gave her friend a look.
"Why do you want to do that?"
"Because she said mean things about me and meaner things about you..."
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww...poor baby. :P
Rather than want to beat Miki up, they should be thinking up ways to prove her wrong instead. :twisted:
"*No! We should go check out another restaurant today Linlin! I don't wanna go to the same ramen place every single time!*"
"*... Well, I guess we could go for pizza... There's this cute place in Harajuku...*"
"*Pizza's an American thing!*"
"*... Party poop.*"
I guess Junjun is the more adventurous of the two. Mind you Linlin has been in Japan longer and so the whole novelty of trying Japanese food has probably worn off for her.
"Nihao," Hitomi said, grin on her face. Rika snorted. Grinning always started the flirting trend with this one, and it wasn't fair!
Junjun and Linlin stared for a moment.
"*Think we should confuse her with the Chinese again?*" Junjun finally asked. Linlin looked down at her watch and smiled up at her friend.
Ahhhhhhh...the beauty of being able to speak a language someone else can't. :rofl:
Rika stepped between them, and cleared her throat lightly, hands on her hips.
"*You two should go find someone else to run circles around. This isn't very nice, you know. If you want dinner out of someone, go ask Nacchi. She doesn't know Chinese either.*"
The two girls stared at her. Who was this person who dared interfere with their running circles around Hitomi, who stared just as dumbfoundly.
When did Rika learn how to do that?
What the hell, RIKA SPEAKS CANTONESE!!! PANDAS GOT BUSTED!!! XD
The two blinked, and slowly started to walk off.
".... They just want dinner," Hitomi blurted out, "... Junjun never knows where to eat, and I'm kinda hungry too..."
The two Chinese girls stopped, while Rika stared, fuming, as Hitomi made her way over, and slung an arm around each panda's shoulder. It was a rather awkward sight, what with Junjun being a teeny bit taller than her.
Sounds like Yossi must be used to this series of events, since she apparently knows what the pandas really want. She also seems to be kind of willing to forgive them for the earlier barrage of questions.
Meanwhile, Rika's pissed off that other people are mooching in on her quality time with Yossi. :oops:
"... Alright, ya know what? You two can fight over me... or language, or whatever it is you wanna do... Linlin, c'mon... lesgo... find... beh, let's just go."
And, as Rika and Junjun were fighting, Hitomi did just that, take Linlin, and retreat, away from the girls, to... anyone else.
Seems like the sensible thing to do...I guess. Yossi should be flattered though, shouldn't she? :dunno: And up to this point poor Linlin's was just being ignored.
"What a stupid name for Yoshizawa-san! Pikachu!? Why not just name her Magikarp!"
"Because she's cute like a Pikachu!"
"What, you think her cheeks are adorable or something?"
Junjun must not have been exposed to much anime (specifically Pokemon) in China. Rika does have a point about Yossi being cute though. :hee:
"Yes... and the rest of her... right Hitomi-chan, you cheeks are ado-... hey, where'd you go?!"
"... Linlin?..... THEY LEFT US!"
NOW they notice! :wahaha:
"*... Meanies. Let's get 'em back!*"
"....... okay!... *Let's go get something to eat first, all this fighting and spying has made me hungry...*"
"*Fighting and spying?*"
"*I'll explain over pizza... There's this adorable place in Harajuku...*"
PIZZA!!! :on lol:
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OMG so cute @.@
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Wheee~! I feel flattered xD My idea being stolen by the great whytphyre~How awesome ^^. But yeah, I have a bunch of great ideas, but when they go to paper the do this
Mona Lisa ------> Motto Kuso
But yeah, this was great, Rika knowing Cantonese. Can't wait until they start trying to get Nacchi!
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Alright, here's the next one. Not much to say about it ^^
Bunny's Got A Secret
"Give them back!"
"They weren't your's to begin with!"
Reina finally managed to vault herself over a couch in one of the lounge areas, and hide from Sayumi, who ran by, oblivious that her younger friend had done so.
She grinned, and plopped down on the couch, rewarding herself to one of her own cookies.
"Mmm... chocolate..." she said, predictably happy about the taste, and everything else for that matter.
However, her victory was short lived, as a pair of arms wrapped themselves around her neck.
"Reeeiiiiina...."
Letting out a shriek, Reina dropped the cookies, and tore away from the seductive voice, at the other end of the couch.
"No! Get away Miki! You don't need to teach me about sex, I'll go find out from a book or something I promi-"
Her voice faded, as she found herself staring at Sayumi, who was doing a rather good impression of the 'But I didn't do it' look, the one that she probably got from Rika, who used to use it all the time on Hitomi whenever she got that stern glare about her.
"... Sayumi?"
"Oh good! You won't mistake me for anyone now."
It was an adorable grin that replaced the innocence, but then it transformed, as the girl spoke.
"You wanted to learn about sex? Nono told me all about that... so I had to come help... I just couldn't get you alone... and now I've got you all to myself."
She seemed proud of herself, as she walked around the couch and sat down next to Reina, who looked about ready to vault herself over again and run back to Miki.
At least she'd be safe with Aya chaperoning.
"... Wh-what are you talking about?"
"Well, you just admitted it, so you can't escape with the 'I don't know what you're talking about' thing. C'mon... I can't be as bad as Miki, can I?"
There was an evil glint in her eye, as if the Demon of Groping herself had possessed the small girl's body.
Now Reina wasn't sure who she could trust anymore.
"Oh, Yocchan and Rika-chan have been spying on you... but I got Linlin to distract them... if you were worried about being caught..."
"C-caught?!"
"What'd you think? I'd just tell you about it?"
Tell her...
"What!?"
What had Sayumi gotten into!?
"Reina, you're so silly..."
Neither of them knew what to do with the awkward silence that followed, so Sayumi acted on instinct, and weaseled her way on top of the younger girl.
"Do you want to know, or not?"
"... Well... I-I do... but... I don't wanna know what it's like... not... right..."
Without another word, Sayumi pressed her lips against Reina's for a few seconds.
Then Reina reacted.
Pushing away, the younger girl kept the pigtailed fiend at arm's length for a moment, examining the seductive little grin that floated across her face.
"You don't like kissy-time?" Sayumi asked, pouting, "I thought you'd at least like kissy-time..."
"Sayumi... what... are... you... doing?"
"Teaching you about sex silly!" Sayumi said with a giggle, then noted the grump that appeared on Reina's face, "...... Awww, Reeeinnna-chan!"
Now that tone of voice sounded familiar, but Reina couldn't quite place where.
"Reinnnaaaaa-chaaaan..."
Without another warning, Sayumi pushed through Reina's arms and hugged the girl, lightly placing her cheek on Reina's shoulder.
"I thought you'd like to have happy fun time with me... I'm hurt you haven't asked me yet..."
"... I... uhm... Sayumi... look... I didn't... think you knew..."
Insert whine here.
"Reiiiiina-chaaaaan... you still could have asked... even if I didn't know, we could've found out together..."
Reina blushed wildly. This was not how she expected it to be at all.
"... Uhm..."
"Can I teach you? Pleaaaaase Reina-chan?"
She didn't know why, but whenever Sayumi rubbed her cheek against her shoulder and whined out words, Reina melted.
She'd have to ask Hitomi about it later... but for now...
"... I guess... it won't hurt..."
Reina felt Sayumi's grip getting tighter as the girl let out a happy squeal.
"Yay! You won't regret it, I promise!"
And, just as Reina's eyes met Sayumi's, the girl's expression changed back to it's former, seductive self.
"... I won't let you..."
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What should I say...
Can't help but enjoy the chapter, but.. :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: damn! :rofl:
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hahaha!... the little devil living within Sayu has emerged!
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"Reeeiiiiina...."
Letting out a shriek, Reina dropped the cookies, and tore away from the seductive voice, at the other end of the couch.
"No! Get away Miki! You don't need to teach me about sex, I'll go find out from a book or something I promi-"
Her voice faded, as she found herself staring at Sayumi, who was doing a rather good impression of the 'But I didn't do it' look, the one that she probably got from Rika, who used to use it all the time on Hitomi whenever she got that stern glare about her.
Reina thought it was Miki but it was really Sayu! XD
"... Sayumi?"
"Oh good! You won't mistake me for anyone now."
...
"You wanted to learn about sex? Nono told me all about that... so I had to come help... I just couldn't get you alone... and now I've got you all to myself."
Sayu's gonna teach Reina about it? THIS is gonna be good.
...
Wait a sec, how...? :?
"... Wh-what are you talking about?"
"Well, you just admitted it, so you can't escape with the 'I don't know what you're talking about' thing. C'mon... I can't be as bad as Miki, can I?"
There was an evil glint in her eye, as if the Demon of Groping herself had possessed the small girl's body.
Now Reina wasn't sure who she could trust anymore.
"Oh, Yocchan and Rika-chan have been spying on you... but I got Linlin to distract them... if you were worried about being caught..."
"C-caught?!"
"What'd you think? I'd just tell you about it?"
Damn, Sayu planned all that out? :o I must say, I'm impressed.
Neither of them knew what to do with the awkward silence that followed, so Sayumi acted on instinct, and weaseled her way on top of the younger girl.
"Do you want to know, or not?"
"... Well... I-I do... but... I don't wanna know what it's like... not... right..."
Without another word, Sayumi pressed her lips against Reina's for a few seconds.
I guess Sayu's method of "teaching" Reina involves some "hands-on" practice. :twisted:
"Sayumi... what... are... you... doing?"
"Teaching you about sex silly!" Sayumi said with a giggle, then noted the grump that appeared on Reina's face, "...... Awww, Reeeinnna-chan!"
Now that tone of voice sounded familiar, but Reina couldn't quite place where.
"Reinnnaaaaa-chaaaan..."
Damn, Rika taught Sayu pretty well. :lol:
"... I guess... it won't hurt..."
Reina felt Sayumi's grip getting tighter as the girl let out a happy squeal.
"Yay! You won't regret it, I promise!"
And, just as Reina's eyes met Sayumi's, the girl's expression changed back to it's former, seductive self.
"... I won't let you..."
Shit...it's EVIL SAYU! :wahaha:
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Awesome, seems like it's been a while since I've seen that pairing. Me likey. :grin:
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My god, that was awesome. I'm kind of incoherent right now. . .and I think I need a place to lie down.
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Thanks for reading this random splurt of rantings on my part. I'm a little bent out of ideas for these... because I've started a new small series called 'Tales of the Hatsutori,' which sort of explain/give anti-angst reprieve to what happens in Nanakusa... but I'll try to update this as well. This is just too funny to abandon.
And that's what the world needs right now. A bunch of laughs ^^
Not In Here!
"That was a good dinner Yoshizawa-san!"
"You're welcome. Now get movin' before you're late and Takahashi gets that look on her face."
Hitomi watched as Linlin trotted off, probably towards where the other Momusu girls met. She heard the point changed since she graduated, but it didn't bother her much.
Now where did Rika go? She was all ready to keep spying on Reina.
Then it hit her. She had left Rika with Junjun. Now there was guilt.
And endless supply of it.
Her inner chibi was telling her off on how bad it was to leave 'Charmy' behind. 'Charmy' was one of her best friends since the beginning, and she shouldn't have left her to fend for herself!
"Yocchan!"
There was Ayaka, who looked as if she were about to start English lessons again. For a good three seconds, Hitomi wanted to dash the other way, out of the building, and back home, where Ayaka wouldn't find her for at least another hour.
Then there was part of her that said 'NO MORE DITCHING PEOPLE!'
That part won.
"Ah, Ayaka!" she said, rather neutrally. Ayaka was far from impressed, but kept going.
"Yocchan... is something wrong?"
"A lot of things. I can't find Charmy."
"Hmm?"
"Oh, Rika... Don't worry about it. Ayaka-san..."
"Yocchan..."
"Did you ever get approached by Reina?"
The Hawaiian woman blinked and shook her head.
"No. I did see her and Sayumin upstairs... uhm..."
"Baking cookies together?"
"No."
"Trading hairstyle secrets?"
"No."
Hitomi thought, and began to get desperate.
"Deciding on dinner!?"
"No. It... was more... uhm... well, you don't want to know. Sayumin told me they'd take it somewhere private... and that you shouldn't find out."
Ayaka was confident with this answer.
Hitomi was appalled.
"Ayaka! Reina's been curious about sex all day!"
There was a pause between them.
"Well... I say it's better to get it from Sayumin then to get it from a boy on the street."
Hitomi thought a moment. Ayaka brought up a good point.
But Sayumin!? She didn't...
When!?
And with who?
"Ayaka..."
"Sayumin also said you'd ask if I knew about where she knew, and she told me to tell you to ask her about it later..."
Ayaka seemed to take this rather lightly.
"Ayaka-san..."
"Yocchan, this is highly amusing... you have to admit... Reina-san was going to ask about it some time... Or are you just hiding her from the fact that you asked around yourself at one point?"
Hitomi blushed wildly. No one really bothered asking Hitomi about why she ever did that... it was probably a rite of passage for Morning Musume members these days.
Maybe she should have just let Reina have her fun. Sayumi wasn't that bad.
Maki wasn't that bad either, if Hitomi remembered correctly.
"She reminds you of you, doesn't she?" Ayaka asked.
".... Yeah... just a little..."
"Then let the poor girl be. She'll be just fine."
Hitomi smiled.
"I guess you're right... but if she comes back pregnant... you're gonna go get Nacchi, alright?"
"Oh... why?"
"Because Nacchi'll keep me from harming Reina enough to hurt the child."
"...... Yocchan?"
"Don't ask. Want some tea?"
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"That was a good dinner Yoshizawa-san!"
"You're welcome. Now get movin' before you're late and Takahashi gets that look on her face."
I wonder where they went?
"Yocchan!"
There was Ayaka, who looked as if she were about to start English lessons again.
...
"Did you ever get approached by Reina?"
The Hawaiian woman blinked and shook her head.
"No. I did see her and Sayumin upstairs... uhm..."
...
"No. It... was more... uhm... well, you don't want to know. Sayumin told me they'd take it somewhere private... and that you shouldn't find out."
Upstairs? Sayu specifically said that Yossi shouldn't find out? Oooooooooooooh this could get good. ;D
"Ayaka! Reina's been curious about sex all day!"
There was a pause between them.
"Well... I say it's better to get it from Sayumin then to get it from a boy on the street."
Hitomi thought a moment. Ayaka brought up a good point.
That's true, at least Sayu can't get Reina pregnant. :roll:
"She reminds you of you, doesn't she?" Ayaka asked.
".... Yeah... just a little..."
"Then let the poor girl be. She'll be just fine."
Hitomi smiled.
"I guess you're right... but if she comes back pregnant... you're gonna go get Nacchi, alright?"
"Oh... why?"
"Because Nacchi'll keep me from harming Reina enough to hurt the child."
"...... Yocchan?"
"Don't ask. Want some tea?"
Well, Yossi would have to smack Reina (and probably Sayu) around a bit for doing something stupid like getting pregnant. And Nacchi knows how to do that without risking the baby huh? Good for her.
...
Wait a sec...how...? :dunno:
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Alright, I gave up on not posting one. The idea in my head is just too good.
Return of Charmy
"Hitomi-chan, there you are!"
She was at it again, messing around with the script that Tsuji had so 'lovingly' abandoned. Rika just decided to get herself found.
She plopped down next to her older friend, and wrapped her arms around Hitomi's midsetion.
Hitomi kept reading.
"Hitomi-chan, are you going to ignore me again?"
"No. I just need to memorize this thing before the first show."
Rika thought a moment, and squeezed tighter. Hitomi let out a sigh.
"That's right! We're in the same play! I know! Let's practice together!"
It was the best idea anyone had had all day, and for a moment, Hitomi wanted to give Rika the best kiss she'd experienced since...
Well, it wasn't that long ago to be honest.
"Alright. You seem to know it so well. Let's practice then," Hitomi said, smiling over at her friend. Rika let out a happy noise and clung tighter to her.
"Let's practice the scene where the yellow mouse waitress ditches her cute friend for a panda."
Wait, that scene wasn't in the... oh.
Right.
"Rika..."
"Yocchan, how could you? I felt so violated! You... you hate me, don't you?"
Oh no, not this again. Hitomi sighed lightly, and slung an arm around Rika.
"No, I don't hate you, and you know better..."
Even with the threat of crocodile tears, Hitomi didn't feel all that jealous, she just played along.
"I know we haven't spent a lot of time together, but now we've got enough time right now to..."
"Cuddle?"
"I was gonna say practice..."
"I wanna cuddle though. You probably know the script back and forth anyways."
Hitomi sighed.
"Fine. But I have a mission for us first."
Letting out a happy squeal, Rika's attention snapped towards the woman, her full and complete attention.
"I need you to talk to Sayumin for me."
It was a strange request.
"Why?"
"Because... I need to know what she and Reina did..."
Rika blinked, stared, blinked again, and let out a small giggle before snuggling into Hitomi's shoulder.
"They probably need some alone time. Like you. You need alone time with someone."
"Preferrably you?"
"That'd be nice, but I'm not going to whine if it's someone else either..."
"What if it was Nakazawa?"
"Then I'd wonder where she hid the alcohol she got you drunk with."
Hitomi laughed lightly at this. It was true, Yuko was notorious for getting people drunk.
At least Reina didn't go to her.
"Alright, fine. Miki then."
"Please. You two grope and flirt all the time. You don't do anything with her."
"Ayaya?"
"That was ages ago."
"... Wanna make it not ages ago?"
Rika gave Hitomi a small pout.
"We were ages ago too Yocchan..."
Hitomi grinned back.
"You've never been with Ayaya before either..."
"What are you suggesting?"
Hitomi's grin got wider, and she whistled.
"Yocchan?"
Without another word, the elder girl snuck out of Rika's grasp, and sauntered off.
"Hitomi-chan?"
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I'm far too late in discovering this story! But i'm totally loving it. It's nice to have someone making a mockery of all the scandals that have been happening lately in H!P. Plus you made it super funny. I like how it started off as Reina on a quest and sort of evolved into Yossi constant attempts to keep Rika happy and not whining. Hope you update again soon!
And, as always, I patiently wait for more hot GAM action.
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Continue with the Reina/Sayu action!
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Continue with the Reina/Sayu action!
yeah !!! I've been waiting since July 19 XD
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"Hitomi-chan, there you are!"
She was at it again, messing around with the script that Tsuji had so 'lovingly' abandoned. Rika just decided to get herself found.
...
"Hitomi-chan, are you going to ignore me again?"
"No. I just need to memorize this thing before the first show."
...
"That's right! We're in the same play! I know! Let's practice together!"
Sounds like a win-win situation. They both get to practice their lines, and Rika/Charmy gets to spend time with Yossi. :love:
"Let's practice the scene where the yellow mouse waitress ditches her cute friend for a panda."
Wait, that scene wasn't in the... oh.
Right.
"Rika..."
Oh c'mon Rika. No need to be so jealous now. Yossi's just concerned for Reina's well-being, is all.
"I know we haven't spent a lot of time together, but now we've got enough time right now to..."
"Cuddle?"
"I was gonna say practice..."
"I wanna cuddle though. You probably know the script back and forth anyways."
Hitomi sighed.
"Fine.
Awwwwwwwwwwww...:wriggly:
But I have a mission for us first."
...
"I need you to talk to Sayumin for me."
...
I need to know what she and Reina did..."
Rika blinked, stared, blinked again, and let out a small giggle before snuggling into Hitomi's shoulder.
"They probably need some alone time. Like you. You need alone time with someone."
Like Rika. :D
"What if it was Nakazawa?"
"Then I'd wonder where she hid the alcohol she got you drunk with."
:wahaha:
Rika gave Hitomi a small pout.
...
Hitomi grinned back.
"You've never been with Ayaya before either..."
"What are you suggesting?"
Damn I love the way Yossi thinks. :twisted:
Hitomi's grin got wider, and she whistled.
"Yocchan?"
Without another word, the elder girl snuck out of Rika's grasp, and sauntered off.
"Hitomi-chan?"
:whistle:
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God!! I'm loving this story by the minute. Please continue it, I can't stop laughing since chapter 1. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Sorry for the long wait. Those waiting for more Reina/Sayu action will have to wait another day or five. Sorry. It just isn't coming to me yet.
GAM - 1 + 2
"Ayaya..."
She raised her head, eyes straight out. Hitomi again. What is up with that?
Feeling the arms snake around her neck from behind, she felt Hitomi resting on her shoulders and nuzzle her neck lightly.
"Ayaya... you used the vanilla shampoo today..."
"Go away Yocchan."
"Did you mean to call me that? It's always 'Yoshizawa' or 'Hitomi' with you... but now it's Yocchan... is there a reason for that?"
She let out a sigh and rolled her eyes.
"Yoch-.... Yoshizawa-san, I need to practice this. Don't you have a play you have to practice for?"
"Yeah... but that can wait... and so can your silly stuff... c'mon..."
Aya gave Hitomi a 'like HELL it can wait' look. Then she noticed something from the corner of her eye. A slightly discouraged Rika Ishikawa, staring at them from a small distance.
"Why..."
"Hmm?"
"... Ishikawa-san... why..."
"Oh. You'll see."
Aya cleared her throat, as if she knew exactly what Hitomi meant.
"No. It's bad enough you're hanging off of me, and Miki was trying to get in my pants earlier. I will NOT be anywhere near either of you, understand me?"
Hitomi let out a sigh, and her arms snaked away from Aya's neck, and found themselves back in their respective pockets.
Then Rika spoke up.
"Why not?! Is there something wrong with me?"
Aya smiled warmly over in her direction.
"No. Of course not. It has nothing to do with you. Yocchan just got a scrawny ass and I don't wanna see it."
Hitomi's cheeks flushed red, and she pouted. One of those horrible pouts that she couldn't fix. Rika paid no heed, as she sat down on the couch near Aya.
"But Yocchan's butt isn't scrawny... It's actually very hot."
"Her ass is sexy?"
"Yes. Her butt is hot... and cute too."
"... Despite the fact that she's currently built like a twig and she really looks like a man with boobs these days?"
"... Yes... aside from the man thing..."
"I'M RIGHT HERE!"
Embarrassment was written all over Hitomi's face as she glared at them both. Rika pouted, rather cutely.
"Yocchan... we need to have a girl talk..."
"BUT I'M A GIRL!"
"....... Oh, right."
Aya snickered, and stared up at Hitomi.
"Why don't you just figure out what happened between Reina and Sayumi, nee?"
Hitomi let out a noise, and her eyes went wide.
"OHMIGOD REINA!"
Without another word, she was off. Aya grinned, and smiled over at Rika again.
"So. Not scrawny ass. Sexy. Anything else I'm missing?"
"Well... she's... kinda got this technique now... with closets... you have to be upright and stuff..."
"Oh? Really.... do tell..."
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Awww...Hitomi-chan, excluded from the girl talk and to top it off, being the centre of embarrassing talk.
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"Ayaya..."
She raised her head, eyes straight out. Hitomi again. What is up with that?
Feeling the arms snake around her neck from behind, she felt Hitomi resting on her shoulders and nuzzle her neck lightly.
"Ayaya... you used the vanilla shampoo today..."
"Go away Yocchan."
"Did you mean to call me that? It's always 'Yoshizawa' or 'Hitomi' with you... but now it's Yocchan... is there a reason for that?"
Alright Yossi! Work your pimp magic! :pimp:
Then she noticed something from the corner of her eye. A slightly discouraged Rika Ishikawa, staring at them from a small distance.
"Why..."
"Hmm?"
"... Ishikawa-san... why..."
"Oh. You'll see."
Aya cleared her throat, as if she knew exactly what Hitomi meant.
Yossi looking to set up Rika and Aya for a booty call? :twisted:
"No. It's bad enough you're hanging off of me, and Miki was trying to get in my pants earlier. I will NOT be anywhere near either of you, understand me?"
...
Then Rika spoke up.
"Why not?! Is there something wrong with me?"
Aya smiled warmly over in her direction.
"No. Of course not. It has nothing to do with you. Yocchan just got a scrawny ass and I don't wanna see it."
Ooooooooooh Yossi got burned. :P
"But Yocchan's butt isn't scrawny... It's actually very hot."
"Her ass is sexy?"
"Yes. Her butt is hot... and cute too."
"... Despite the fact that she's currently built like a twig and she really looks like a man with boobs these days?"
"... Yes... aside from the man thing..."
"I'M RIGHT HERE!"
BURRRRRRRRN! XD
"Yocchan... we need to have a girl talk..."
"BUT I'M A GIRL!"
"....... Oh, right."
Oh, poor Yossi can't get a break now. Oh well, at least it seems she's been able to pass Rika onto Aya now. :hee:
Aya grinned, and smiled over at Rika again.
"So. Not scrawny ass. Sexy. Anything else I'm missing?"
"Well... she's... kinda got this technique now... with closets... you have to be upright and stuff..."
"Oh? Really.... do tell..."
Yes please, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO tell. :w00t:
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For those of you who have been waiting since July, I finally have it ^^ Reina/Sayu fluff! WOOO!
Innocence Isn't Exactly Bliss...
They had found themselves a closet, full of costumes and other miscellaneous stuff. Reina was lying on some sort of assortment of gold costumes that she had 'accidentally' torn off their hangers while trying to provide some sort of cushioning for them.
Sayumi didn't seem to mind a few hours ago. It all went in a blur, Reina didn't know how to deal with it all.
But it was a lot better than she imagined. Maybe she could go talk to Hitomi now that she knew what it was like.
"Reina-chan..."
Sayumi's soft voice startled the girl out of her thoughts, as the elder of the two Gen 6ers snuggled closer, if that was humanly possible. They were already close enough to feel each other's breath.
"Mmhmm?"
"I didn't know you could do that kind of thing..."
What was that supposed to mean?
"Hmmm?"
"Oh! The thing with the... you know..."
"Oh... Yocchan rambled on about it once... when she was drunk... and I was in the general vicinity... and she... Yucchan was there and they wanted to make sure they'd find their way home!"
"It's okay Reina-chan, you don't have to tell me why you and Yocchan were together like that. I was drunk when Yocchan caught me!"
"...... Huh?!"
"Reina-chan, you can't possibly expect us all to think you've never had sex before."
Reina was stunned. Sayumi was... pure! She was more pure than Rika and Koharu combined!
Had she... was it possible that she... NO!
"Sayumin..."
"..... You haven't, have you?"
"No. No.... I haven't..."
Sayumi gave Reina a pout.
"Well that's silly... I'm glad I changed that."
Reina blushed, and cracked a grin.
"I... Sayumin... it was nice..."
"Ah huh! Of course it was!"
Always one with the ego, Sayumi.
"Yeah... and... uhm..."
"Wanna do it again?"
"Wha? Now?!"
"No silly! Later... tomorrow night maybe... I don't know... some time... just not right this second... that'd be weird..."
Sayumi gave Reina a small kiss, before slowly sliding upwards and leaning on the wall behind the both of them.
"Besides, I don't think Ai-chan's gonna like that we disappeared long enough to miss dance practice..."
Reina snorted.
"I know that stupid thing they call a dance... what's that song called?"
"I dunno, something about girls and feminism..."
"Right. Don't worry about it. It's an easy dance... I'll teach you if you don't know..."
"Will you!? Oh! And then I can teach you how to like... make bunny cookies!"
"Huh?"
"Bunny cookies! Rika-chan taught me how to make those! They're perfect for when you want to have your way with Yocchan!"
"So that's where you learned that from."
The deeper voice startled the two into covering their bodies with gold sequins and feathers. Hitomi stood above them, glaring downwards, in the doorway. In her hand was a pair of blue pants.
"There you are. Tanaka, there are a few choice words I wanna say to you."
"Can you wait till after I learn how to make bunny cookies Yocchan?"
"Don't you Yocchan me, buddy. You're in deep trouble now!"
Sayumi stared up at Hitomi innocently, but the woman rounded on her.
"And don't get me started on you! Both of you, put some clothes on! Or I'll tell Takahashi where the both of you have been!"
Reina and Sayumi stared, and started to scramble for clothing. Inside of Hitomi's head, a little Yuko chibi came out, and cackled at them both.
Hitomi smirked, and held back a laugh.
"Yocchan," Sayumi whined, "Don't go too hard on Reina-chan... she just wanted to know..."
"I know what she just wanted to know. Why do you think I'm hovering over her? We don't need someone ELSE getting pregnant."
Sayumi pouted, then looked down at the lack of manly parts she herself had.
".... Yocchan, I think it's safe to assume that I won't get Reina-chan pregnant."
Hitomi raised an eyebrow.
"I didn't say you... I meant in general..."
Reina pouted, just as good as Sayumi was.
"I'm not a 100 yen hooker Yocchan! I can take care of myself!"
The elder woman snorted.
"Fine. Then you can both deal with Takahashi on your own. And here I was thinking I'd just tell her you two wanted some girl talk with me..."
Without any thought of protest (or plea for 'not Takahashi!!!'), Hitomi shut the door, and leaned on it, smirking and snickering.
"Yoshizawa! There you are!"
Immediately, Hitomi stood straight up, eyes wide. Yuko sauntered up, followed closely behind by Natsumi, who was engrossed in some child's manga. Yuko eyed Hitomi, before snorting.
"Go get your hair dyed blonde... wait, no, come with me. I'll do it for you."
"Yuuchan," Hitomi said, pleading look on her face, "The last time someone did anything to my hair, I had a mullet for a week..."
"I don't care. If we don't get you blonde, then we're getting drunk."
"But..."
"NO! MARCH!"
Hitomi let out a noise, and followed her elders out to... she didn't know where yet, pants still in hand.
Reina poked her head out of the closet.
"Yocchan? I... I can't find my pants... Yocchan?"
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Well...that was rather anticlimactic. :O
But now that Reina's "done it"...what now? I always had the impression that the main arc holding this story together was "Reina's quest", so to speak.
Anyway...:lol: at Yossi walking away with Reina's pants.
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Who said Reina was done her quest?
^^
She has no pants now. What does someone with no pants do?
*cackles and runs off*
*leaves Rika behind*
:otomerika:
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Yocchan can't seem to catch a break. Aya/Rika and now Nakazawa. At least she got to do her senpai thing, found some secrets(bunny cookies), and got some pants for her troubles. :lol:
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Just read it but it seems whytphyre forgot his fanfic :(
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anammm I R girl. I know I seem like a guy, but I R girl. ^^;;
Also, I didn't forget the fic. I will never forget this fic. I just went camping.
Which reminds me, those reading both this and Nanakusa will get a double dose by the end of the week. Thanks to all for commenting! It makes me feel loved!
NEXT UP: Yossie has to vent to someone, doesn't she?
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^ was a manner of speech (lies, i really didn't know, sumimase gomenasai)
and i'm waiting for the next chapter heeheeeeee (afetr i recover from len's fic, of course)
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And here it is, another installment!
Yes, this will drag on until I feel like I've been corny enough!
Chipmunk in the Hole!
"You, sit."
Doing as she was told, the small, innocent, eighth generation member plopped down, right on the floor, listening to the words her former senpai said.
Plopping down next to her, Hitomi snorted. Her hair was a deep blonde, which was a lot better than getting drunk.
Aika stared over at her a moment, unsure of what to say.
"Nakazawa's a witch sometimes."
Nodding at this, Aika offered a sheepish grin, but no more, to Hitomi, who blew the bangs that threatened to cover her eyes upwards.
They fell right back in place. Aika let a motherly instinct kick in and brushed them to one side, sheepish smile still on her lips.
Hitomi grunted again.
"Yocchan... do I want to know what happened?"
Staring over at the younger girl, Hitomi shrugged.
"I caught Reina in the act, but couldn't do anything about it because Nakazawa decided to whisk me away and dye my hair blonde. I liked it red."
Aika had always wondered why her senpai's hair was so easy to dye. It wasn't a natural thing, she had always seen early pictures when Miki was rambling on about how stupid Hitomi looked when she auditioned, so if Aika had looked a little off, it wasn't that big of a deal.
Maybe Hitomi's hair grew out white these days.
"... Yocchan, is your hair white naturally?"
She let it slip, and if it was anyone else, Hitomi would have beat them senseless. However, this was Aika, and she was well aware the girl didn't mean anything by it.
"No. It's black."
"Then how..."
"Ya bleach it once, and you can dye it as many times as ya want before natural color grows back. I can show you sometime..."
So she was white under that hair color! Just not naturally.
"Maybe."
"What a delight it'd be for you to come in with red highlights!"
Hitomi seemed to have spurned the ADD that Ai and Risa had so lovingly adopted as their own. Aika sighed, but it went unnoticed.
"And then Takahashi would go 'Micchi, where did you get that?' and you can be all 'Yocchan gave it to me! Isn't it pretty?' and then Niigaki'll do that whole eyebrow reaction thing... and Reina'll call it 'Yankii'... I don't know the Chinese word for 'Cool' yet, but that's what Junjun'll say..."
"Yocchan..."
"And then Sayumin'll be all over you on how cute it looks..."
"Yocchan...."
"And then Koharu'll come to me wanting the same thing because she wants to be as cool as you... it'll be a downside, but I don't care!"
"YOCCHAN!"
"Huh?"
Hitomi dopily stared over at Aika and gave her a look that resembled a clueless Ai reaction Aika would have gotten if she made a mention on the woman's yen collection.
"It's alright, you don't have to highlight my hair..."
Hitomi pouted. It looked like she got ran over by a car and didn't know how to react to it. All in all, rather adorable... if one were to think about the attempt as opposed to the actual pout.
"But now I wanna..."
Aika gave Hitomi a pat on the head and smiled. Sometimes it was a wonder Aika wasn't the senpai in this relationship.
"Don't worry Yocchan, I can be cooler than Koha-chan without it."
Hitomi nodded, and grinned, then frowned again.
"I almost forgot about Reina's sex thing..."
Aika shrugged, but paused, and stared over at Hitomi.
"WHAT?!"
"... Oh, Reina had happy closet time with Sayumin..."
"Yocchan! Don't make it sound like it's a good thing! You cant tell me this! TAKAHASHI-CHAN'LL HAVE THEIR HEADS!"
Hitomi shrugged.
"I'M NOT LISTENING TO THIS!" Aika said, in the same loud voice. She slapped hands over her ears and waited for Hitomi to respond.
To which the older woman did, by trying to take the girl's hands over her ears.
"NO! YOCCHAN I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU TELLING ME THINGS I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT! YOOOOCHAAAAAN NOOOO!"
Hitomi finally stopped, only to start poking her in the stomach. Aika let out a noise, and clamped her hands on her stomach.
"SayuminandReinahadsexandyouarejustgoingtohavetolivewithitjustavoidTakahashiforaweek."
Aika let out a noise.
"No! Takahashi'll find me and have my head too! She was so angry they weren't there. You should have seen her face! It was like pranking you with that fake snake in Hawaii and you demanding to know who it was! But scarier..."
Sighing, Hitomi pulled Aika into a hug, then her face contorted slightly.
"You put the snake in my bed?"
"........ It was only a little, fake, rubber one! It even looked fake! .... I mean, nooooo... why would I do that to my oneesan?"
"Because you like seeing your oneesan squeal like a little girl."
Aika grinned, and Hitomi sighed. There were no hard feelings. Aika could probably get away with murder and Hitomi wouldn't care. She had never had a little follower before, they all usually scattered when she came around.
And no, Ogawa didn't count.
"... Oneesan.... save me from our leader please..."
A month and a half ago, she probably would have gone to Ai to say something like that, but now Hitomi was being victimized. The whole day was abuse after abuse for her.
"Fine. But you owe me."
"Great! I'll make you bunny cookies! Rika-chan said you liked those a lot."
"OI!?"
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YAY ANOTHER CHAPTERRRRRRRR! (now let me read it :lol:)
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And here it is, another installment!
Yes, this will drag on until I feel like I've been corny enough!
CORNY FTW! :rockon:
"You, sit."
Doing as she was told, the small, innocent, eighth generation member plopped down, right on the floor, listening to the words her former senpai said.
Plopping down next to her, Hitomi snorted. Her hair was a deep blonde, which was a lot better than getting drunk.
Aika stared over at her a moment, unsure of what to say.
Eh? Aika?
"I caught Reina in the act, but couldn't do anything about it because Nakazawa decided to whisk me away and dye my hair blonde. I liked it red."
Aika had always wondered why her senpai's hair was so easy to dye.
I personally like Yossi's hair when it's a deep chestnut brown. Blonde is okay, as long as it's not a ridiculous shade of blonde (like platinum or somethng).
But all that aside, why is Yossi talking to Aika about catching Reina? O_o
Maybe Hitomi's hair grew out white these days.
"... Yocchan, is your hair white naturally?"
Oshit she said it. :o
if it was anyone else, Hitomi would have beat them senseless. However, this was Aika, and she was well aware the girl didn't mean anything by it.
"No. It's black."
Lucky for Aika. :yep:
"Then how..."
"Ya bleach it once, and you can dye it as many times as ya want before natural color grows back. I can show you sometime..."
So she was white under that hair color! Just not naturally.
Ah...you learn something new every day. :)
"What a delight it'd be for you to come in with red highlights!"
Hitomi seemed to have spurned the ADD that Ai and Risa had so lovingly adopted as their own. Aika sighed, but it went unnoticed.
"And then Takahashi would go 'Micchi, where did you get that?' and you can be all 'Yocchan gave it to me! Isn't it pretty?' and then Niigaki'll do that whole eyebrow reaction thing... and Reina'll call it 'Yankii'... I don't know the Chinese word for 'Cool' yet, but that's what Junjun'll say..."
"Yocchan..."
"And then Sayumin'll be all over you on how cute it looks..."
"Yocchan...."
"And then Koharu'll come to me wanting the same thing because she wants to be as cool as you... it'll be a downside, but I don't care!"
"YOCCHAN!"
"Huh?"
:lol: :lol: :lol: (particularly at the part that says Koharu wants to be as cool as Aika).
"It's alright, you don't have to highlight my hair..."
Hitomi pouted. It looked like she got ran over by a car and didn't know how to react to it. All in all, rather adorable... if one were to think about the attempt as opposed to the actual pout.
"But now I wanna..."
Aika gave Hitomi a pat on the head and smiled. Sometimes it was a wonder Aika wasn't the senpai in this relationship.
"Don't worry Yocchan, I can be cooler than Koha-chan without it."
Meh, Yossi just needs to be comforted once in a while I guess. :P
Hitomi nodded, and grinned, then frowned again.
"I almost forgot about Reina's sex thing..."
Aika shrugged, but paused, and stared over at Hitomi.
"WHAT?!"
"... Oh, Reina had happy closet time with Sayumin..."
Yossi = :mon suspect:
Aika = :OMG:
And we thought Aichan spazzed out when people were late to rehearsals. XD
/me LOLs at "happy closet time". ;D
"I'M NOT LISTENING TO THIS!" Aika said, in the same loud voice. She slapped hands over her ears and waited for Hitomi to respond.
To which the older woman did, by trying to take the girl's hands over her ears.
"NO! YOCCHAN I WON'T LISTEN TO YOU TELLING ME THINGS I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT! YOOOOCHAAAAAN NOOOO!"
Hitomi finally stopped, only to start poking her in the stomach. Aika let out a noise, and clamped her hands on her stomach.
"SayuminandReinahadsexandyouarejustgoingtohavetolivewithitjustavoidTakahashiforaweek."
Aika let out a noise.
/me pictures Aika going "LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA~" while she's doing this. :rofl:
Aika = :frustrated:
Yossi = :mon blowhorn:
"No! Takahashi'll find me and have my head too! She was so angry they weren't there. You should have seen her face! It was like pranking you with that fake snake in Hawaii and you demanding to know who it was! But scarier..."
Sighing, Hitomi pulled Aika into a hug, then her face contorted slightly.
"You put the snake in my bed?"
Whoops, a little TMI on Aika's part. :depressed:
"........ It was only a little, fake, rubber one! It even looked fake! .... I mean, nooooo... why would I do that to my oneesan?"
"Because you like seeing your oneesan squeal like a little girl."
Aika grinned, and Hitomi sighed. There were no hard feelings. Aika could probably get away with murder and Hitomi wouldn't care.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Aika calls Yossi "oneesan"! :wriggly:
She had never had a little follower before, they all usually scattered when she came around.
And no, Ogawa didn't count.
BURN! :wahaha:
"... Oneesan.... save me from our leader please..."
...
"Fine. But you owe me."
"Great! I'll make you bunny cookies! Rika-chan said you liked those a lot."
"OI!?"
:hiakhiakhiak:
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so, is it over? :'(
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Huh!?
Oh, no. The idea bank just went for Nanakusa, that's all ^^;; Sorry!
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Now I have INSPIRATION! Let's see how long this lasts before October ends.
Leader vs. Former, More Hot Leader
"Yocchan, I want a clear explanation on why Mittsi is hiding behind you like I'm about to burst out at her, and I want. It. Now."
Ai stared at her elder senpai, demanding the authority that Hitomi so often received in her days as leader. Hitomi shrugged.
"Mittsi's scared of you. Plain as day. I'm takin' her off for a few days, so we can have some quality time. I've missed her..."
It didn't seem like that, as there was no emotion behind any of what the elder woman said. Ai obviously didn't buy the excuse. She stared angrily at the woman.
"Sayumin and Reina-chan were not only late, but inexplicably absent from dance practice today. Wanna explain that one too?"
"No. I don't feel like it."
"Well, I'll don't feel like it you. Tell me what's going on!"
Hitomi snorted and glared. No one younger than her got this tone with her unless they were Rika.
"Or else what? How about you step it down a notch. I might not be your leader anymore, but I'm still sure as hell your senpai. Be nice to Mitsui, or I'll call Nakazawa down on your butt for abusing leader privileges."
Ai clammed up after that. No one crossed Yuko. Not even Tsunku. No one was that crazy.
Aika clenched her grip around Hitomi's arm, staring cautiously in Ai's direction.
Hitomi grinned.
"Good. Now seriously, cheer up, or you'll end up with a heart attack. Just 'cause the two six gen members had happy, closet time doesn't mean you get to boss them around..."
"WHAT!?"
"Oops. Did I say that out loud?"
Aika let out a yelp and clamped down on Hitomi's midsection. The elder woman didn't notice at all, as she feigned cluelessness as to what she just said.
Ai was livid.
"HAPPY. CLOSET. TIME!?"
"... Yeah... oh! Pants.... oh... oops..."
"PANTS?!"
"Yocchan make the scary leader go away!"
Aika's sudden outburst caused the both of them to stare over at her. Hitomi chuckled and pushed the girl a little more forward, but just out of strangling reach of Ai, who looked like she was going to kill the first person in reach.
"Look, Ai-chan... they're explorin'... okay, Tanaka's explorin'... but that's not the po-"
"Exploring?! What do you mean!?"
"You know what I mean. You and Risa did it awhile back too... and then there was that one party where Nakazawa got half of you fifth and sixth gens drunk..."
"WHAT?!"
"Do I need to spell it out for you? Tanaka and Michishige were having S-E-"
"NO! No, I got it."
Ai rubbed her temples and let out a groan. Hitomi grinned. Aika almost peed her pants for the second time today.
"Ai-chan... are you still angry?" the youngest asked. Ai stared over at her.
"Not at you... they still shouldn't have missed a practice."
"Practicing what? Flailing and kicking? We haven't had a decent set of choreography since ... hell, I don't even remember. The two of them are fast learners anyways... at least Michishige is... don't worry about it."
"..... Fine. But you owe me, and I'm still angry at them."
"Fine. I'm still taking Mitsui for a few days."
"What?! Why?! We need her!"
"I know. That's why I'm taking her. To make you chillax man..."
"... You... freakin'..."
"Ah ah ah, temper, temper!"
Hitomi gave Ai a pat on the head, and let out a small laugh, before taking Mitsui's arm and leaving the dance studio.
Risa had taken the moment to check up on the leader, to see how Ai was doing, and why she was yelling so much. Hitomi gave the girl a slightly seductive grin, and gestured her head over to Ai.
"She needs some happy fun relaxy time, if you know what I mean," she whispered lightly into the girl's ear. Risa cracked a smile, but immediately cleared her throat and frowned in Ai's direction.
Hitomi and Aika left the two to their own devices. Aika stared up at her senpai.
"What now?"
"Now we see what Reina's doin'... she's without pants ya know."
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"Yocchan, I want a clear explanation on why Mittsi is hiding behind you like I'm about to burst out at her, and I want. It. Now."
Ai stared at her elder senpai, demanding the authority that Hitomi so often received in her days as leader.
Aichan the drill-sargent leader....damn that's hot. :drool:
"Well, I'll don't feel like it you. Tell me what's going on!"
Hitomi snorted and glared. No one younger than her got this tone with her unless they were Rika.
"Or else what? How about you step it down a notch. I might not be your leader anymore, but I'm still sure as hell your senpai. Be nice to Mitsui, or I'll call Nakazawa down on your butt for abusing leader privileges."
Ai clammed up after that. No one crossed Yuko. Not even Tsunku. No one was that crazy.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh...smart move.
"Good. Now seriously, cheer up, or you'll end up with a heart attack. Just 'cause the two six gen members had happy, closet time doesn't mean you get to boss them around..."
"WHAT!?"
"Oops. Did I say that out loud?"
Oh shit, she said it! :hiakhiakhiak:
Ai was livid.
"HAPPY. CLOSET. TIME!?"
"... Yeah... oh! Pants.... oh... oops..."
"PANTS?!"
"Yocchan make the scary leader go away!"
Yossi = :bigdeal:
Aichan = :shock: :scolding:
Aika = :scared:
I'm still taking Mitsui for a few days."
"What?! Why?! We need her!"
"I know. That's why I'm taking her. To make you chillax man..."
"... You... freakin'..."
"Ah ah ah, temper, temper!"
Poor Aichan putting herself under waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much stress.
Say, where's Risa? Aichan needs to get laid. XD
Risa had taken the moment to check up on the leader, to see how Ai was doing, and why she was yelling so much. Hitomi gave the girl a slightly seductive grin, and gestured her head over to Ai.
"She needs some happy fun relaxy time, if you know what I mean," she whispered lightly into the girl's ear. Risa cracked a smile, but immediately cleared her throat and frowned in Ai's direction.
Oh fuck yeah! :wahaha:
Aika stared up at her senpai.
"What now?"
"Now we see what Reina's doin'... she's without pants ya know."
Almost forgot about that. :kekeke:
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Random post of the day is spent on this! Enjoy!
Pink Bunnies
"Reina-chan," Sayumi whined, "Why don't we just wait for Yocchan to come back with your pants? We can do more stuff before she comes back!"
"Because I don't want Ai-chan to pop a vessel at us... I swear, ever since she became leader..."
"Well, won't Ai-chan freak out more if she saw you in your pink bunny boxers? When did you start wearing those anyways?"
Reina blushed, finding it necessary to cover up something Sayumi had already seen. She was appropriate enough to go out and hunt Hitomi down for her pants, but no one outside of the girl next to her and Hitomi had seen her pink bunny boxers.
And the only reason Hitomi had seen them was because she bought them for the girl.
"Ah.... awhile ago... a few days after my birthday actually..."
Reina rubbed the back of her head and smiled weakly at Sayumi, who leaned in a little closer to the girl, if that could be managed any more in the cramped closet.
"Sayumin... I wanna get out so that Ai-chan won't be furious with us..."
"We've been in here for hours... what's another few minutes gonna hurt?"
They stared at each other for a moment, before Reina caved to her first instinct.
"Sayumin, put some clothing on!"
Sayumi pouted, but did as Reina ordered, beginning to slip her own skirt and top outfit on.
"Reina-chan... I can't find my underwear..."
Reina stared over at Sayumi a moment and raised a brow, as the girl, back towards Reina, bent down and searched for her aforementioned articles of clothing. Immediately, Reina snapped her head towards the door, even redder than before.
"Well... I'll look over here, and you can keep looking over there."
"But 'over here' is the door."
Reina stumbled over her words, and followed it up with a small noise. Sayumi grinned slyly.
"Reina-chan... stop being so uptight..."
"Oi! You two still in here?"
"YOCCHAN!"
Reina was greatful when she said it. Sayumi was a little less so. The door swung open, and there stood Hitomi, holding a pair of pants. Aika was just next to her.
She blushed.
Sayumi reacted.
"YOCCHAN!" she squealed, shuffling around for some clothing, or some covering, or some something. Aika just stared.
"... Well no one said 'No Yocchan, don't open the door,' ya know... like normal people," Hitomi grumbled. Reina reached out for her pants, but Hitomi pulled them away, causing the young girl to stumble out of the closet.
Aika blushed more.
"Yocchan... is that where those boxers went?" she asked. Hitomi nodded.
"Yep. What, you think I was gonna give 'em to you?"
"... Actually..."
"You'd rather pink bunnies than the cute little pandas I got you? I can go get you some pink bunny ones too if ya want..."
"No... I was just..."
"Don't worry 'bout it then kiddo."
Reina reached again, but Hitomi pulled them away. Eventually, they got into a little argument over who got to keep the pants. Hitomi kept winning.
"Oi Tanaka, take a chill pill," Hitomi muttered. Reina blushed.
"NO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF CHILL PILLS! I WANT MY PANTS BACK!"
"I like her pants in your hands Yocchan..." Sayumi said, finally clothed and out of the closet. She had started to straighten out her hair.
"She was quite a hassle with them on..."
Reina and Aika collectively blushed enough to light up a city. Hitomi grinned, and snickered.
"Glad someone thinks so."
"YOCCHAN!"
Reina and Aika had enough of this talk. Aika pouted at Hitomi and glared. Reina just kept blushing.
"Yocchan," Sayumi whined, "Does Reina-chan get her being on top-ness from you?"
Now it was Hitomi's turn to blush. Sayumi didn't pay any heed. In fact, she continued.
"Because it's cute... she was all like hesitant at first, and then she wasn't... was your first time with Rika-cha-"
"ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!"
Hitomi's outburst startled the three others into quieting down a bit.
"No, too much information, and none of your business," Hitomi said after a moment. Sayumi smiled.
"Well she's good at it. If I got stuff from Rika-chan, then she had to get stuff from you, right?"
"No. I haven't... not with... god, Sayumi... she's like... out of my age range..."
"Oh. That's right. I just barely made it, didn't I?"
She smiled, and Hitomi was beet red by the time she realized what that meant. Reina caught on after a moment.
"Wait, you and Yocchan..."
"Ah huh," Sayumi replied, "Just after I turned 18."
Reina wasn't sure whether to yell at Hitomi, yell at Sayumi, or run back into the closet and cry her heart out.
She settled for the fourth option.
Slumping on the floor, she pouted.
"I just want my pants back! I don't wanna have Takahashi have a fit at me!"
"She won't. Gaki's takin' care of it," Hitomi replied. Sayumi grinned.
"Ai and Gaki-san do it too? Is that why Miki did it when you were angry?"
"We never did that sort of thing!" Hitomi protested angrily.
"Well... what about you and Marippe?"
"What?!"
Collectively, Aika, Reina, and Hitomi 'ew'd and cringed. None of them wanted to think about it. Sayumi grinned much more broadly at this, and attempted to continue. Aika cut in.
"I'm hungry. I haven't had dinner yet."
Hitomi stared over at the small, 8th generation member and nodded.
"Well why don't we cook something over at my place? I've got tons of food there..."
"Yeah, bagels."
"... I have other food..."
"Yeah, cream cheese... and tomatoes, before you start with me..."
"Fine. We can make pizza with bagels then."
Hitomi grinned, and Aika sighed.
"Ooo! Can Reina-chan and I come with you?" Sayumi asked, "I always wanted a bagel pizza!"
Hitomi nodded.
"Ah huh! Tons of bagels at my place!"
Reina whined.
"But what about Ai-chan?"
".... Oi... kid don't get it... Takahashi and Niigaki have to have happy ... dance room time..." Hitomi said, flopping the pants onto Reina's head, "Now get these on before Nakazawa spots you..."
"I HEARD THAT YOSSIE!"
Sayumi, Hitomi, and Aika collectively shot upwards, and let out noises.
"EVERY MUSUME FOR THEMSELVES!" Hitomi shouted, and the three of them dashed off.
Reina was struggling to put pants on and follow.
"TANAKA! What're you doin' without pants?!"
"Yuuchan, she's wearing bunny boxers... I think Yossie's gotten to her."
"Shut up Abe."
"... Aww..."
"It's bad enough you had to drive us back here... I don't want you scarin' off the girl..."
Reina whined again.
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You know how hard it is to read this at school? I had the girl at the adjacent computer casting me weird glances because I was trying so hard not to laugh out loud.
Fricking hilarious. Just...gold. XD Pink bunny boxers hehe. And the last part with the "every musume for themselves!" when Nakazawa appeared was priceless. Hehe. I wonder, Nacchi seems quite unphased by the whole thing, whereas Yuko looks like she's about to bust a vein. XDD And the reference to Nacchi's driving! -dead- I wonder how they made it back in one piece haha.
Kay, gotta do research now. Waiting to read more soon! ^__^
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"Reina-chan," Sayumi whined, "Why don't we just wait for Yocchan to come back with your pants? We can do more stuff before she comes back!"
Sayu's got quite the "appetite", doesn't she? ;D
"Because I don't want Ai-chan to pop a vessel at us... I swear, ever since she became leader..."
"Well, won't Ai-chan freak out more if she saw you in your pink bunny boxers?
Reina...has pink bunny boxers?
KAWAII! :wub:
The door swung open, and there stood Hitomi, holding a pair of pants. Aika was just next to her.
She blushed.
Sayumi reacted.
"YOCCHAN!" she squealed, shuffling around for some clothing, or some covering, or some something. Aika just stared.
"... Well no one said 'No Yocchan, don't open the door,' ya know... like normal people," Hitomi grumbled.
Yossi does have a point here. How were she and Aika supposed to know that they weren't supposed to open the door? :P
Reina reached out for her pants, but Hitomi pulled them away, causing the young girl to stumble out of the closet.
:lol:
Aika blushed more.
"Yocchan... is that where those boxers went?" she asked. Hitomi nodded.
Ah, Aika must've been out with Yossi when she bought them. :yep:
"Yep. What, you think I was gonna give 'em to you?"
"... Actually..."
"You'd rather pink bunnies than the cute little pandas I got you?
Awwwwwwwwwwww...Aika wanted the pink bunny boxers? :wriggly:
Reina reached again, but Hitomi pulled them away. Eventually, they got into a little argument over who got to keep the pants. Hitomi kept winning.
KEEPAWAY! KEEPAWAY!! :rofl:
"Yocchan," Sayumi whined, "Does Reina-chan get her being on top-ness from you?"
Now it was Hitomi's turn to blush. Sayumi didn't pay any heed. In fact, she continued.
"Because it's cute... she was all like hesitant at first, and then she wasn't... was your first time with Rika-cha-"
"ENOUGH OUT OF YOU!"
Yossi = :scolding:
Sayu = :hee:
Reina/Aika = :stunned: (at least, probably)
JFC = :wahaha:
"Well she's good at it. If I got stuff from Rika-chan, then she had to get stuff from you, right?"
"No. I haven't... not with... god, Sayumi... she's like... out of my age range..."
"Oh. That's right. I just barely made it, didn't I?"
Wait, Yossi and Sayu???
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Yossi! :pimp:
"I just want my pants back! I don't wanna have Takahashi have a fit at me!"
"She won't. Gaki's takin' care of it," Hitomi replied. Sayumi grinned.
"Ai and Gaki-san do it too?
Reina = :cry:
Yossi = 8)
Sayu = :twisted:
Aika = ... at this point who knows?
Is that why Miki did it when you were angry?"
"We never did that sort of thing!" Hitomi protested angrily.
"Well... what about you and Marippe?"
"What?!"
Collectively, Aika, Reina, and Hitomi 'ew'd and cringed. None of them wanted to think about it. Sayumi grinned much more broadly at this
Yossi, Reina, Aika = (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/crazy.gif)
Sayu = 8)
Aika cut in.
"I'm hungry. I haven't had dinner yet."
Hitomi stared over at the small, 8th generation member and nodded.
"Well why don't we cook something over at my place? I've got tons of food there..."
"Yeah, bagels."
"... I have other food..."
"Yeah, cream cheese... and tomatoes, before you start with me..."
"Fine. We can make pizza with bagels then."
Hitomi grinned, and Aika sighed.
"Ooo! Can Reina-chan and I come with you?" Sayumi asked, "I always wanted a bagel pizza!"
Bagels = teh shizznit! :rockon:
Reina whined.
"But what about Ai-chan?"
Did Aichan want bagels?
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/rimshot.gif)
Takahashi and Niigaki have to have happy ... dance room time..." Hitomi said, flopping the pants onto Reina's head, "Now get these on before Nakazawa spots you..."
"I HEARD THAT YOSSIE!"
Sayumi, Hitomi, and Aika collectively shot upwards, and let out noises.
"EVERY MUSUME FOR THEMSELVES!" Hitomi shouted, and the three of them dashed off.
OHSNAP!!! (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/ROFL.gif)
"TANAKA! What're you doin' without pants?!"
"Yuuchan, she's wearing bunny boxers... I think Yossie's gotten to her."
Looks like Reina's been "branded." (http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c340/J-F-C/ROTFLMAO.gif)
"Shut up Abe."
"... Aww..."
"It's bad enough you had to drive us back here... I don't want you scarin' off the girl..."
Especially since Yuko hasn't been able to have HER fun with her yet. :hiakhiakhiak: