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Title: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: JFC on June 26, 2007, 08:36:54 PM

24 June 2007

Women 'caught man in act'

A MAN has been charged with having sex with his bike.

Robert Stewart was allegedly caught in the act by two terrified cleaners who walked into his bedroom in a hostel. (http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused---of-having-sex-with-his-bike--&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html)

 :on lol: :lol:  :wahaha:  XD  :mon lol: :mon lmao::rofl: :hiakhiakhiak:

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: RatBastich on June 26, 2007, 09:04:44 PM

Egads Almighty. :rofl: :on lol: :mon lmao:

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: nox_xie on June 26, 2007, 09:58:54 PM

haha.. pity that two ladies.. what a shame act by 51 years old gramp.. ops.. he's still single.. desperate huh??

giving excuses wont get u out of the prob ya gramp.. retard..

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Fracture on June 26, 2007, 10:12:16 PM

Let us not condemn this man...I mean, it may have been a really hawt bike!

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: StreakInTheSky on June 26, 2007, 11:42:54 PM

lol wth... how? XD

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Shug on June 26, 2007, 11:49:47 PM

Must have been a Mountin' bike.............................. I mean Mountain Bike.

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Loopy on June 27, 2007, 12:30:50 AM

This seriously just made my day.  I mean seriously, wtf  ^-^

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: nop on June 27, 2007, 01:09:32 AM

Give man some privacy.  It is none of their business for a man to fall for new Transformer hottie.

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: C60533 on June 28, 2007, 03:23:06 AM

Wow.....I mean seriously....Is that even possible? Desperate much?  :lol:

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Kuja on June 28, 2007, 08:41:00 AM

Is it not legal to have sex with a bike? I mean, it was his bike and all.

But yeah, that's really desperate  :D

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Happosai on June 28, 2007, 11:27:54 AM

Those bikes are all sluts anyway... i'm pretty sure she seduced him and also lied about her age!  :grin:

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: teth on June 28, 2007, 11:33:57 AM

...I don't get how it could be comfortable...

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: schol3s on June 28, 2007, 03:04:30 PM

damn.... why not just get yourself some sex toys of something....
why bike... aren't he scare that the wheels might just roll over his balls....

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: makeme on June 28, 2007, 05:25:09 PM

I'm guessing that its an exercise bike considering he was caught indoors.

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Hakai on June 28, 2007, 05:28:06 PM

Another story of impossible love betwen a man and a bike. It´s sad...

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Sev on June 28, 2007, 06:04:57 PM

Sounds interesting. Maybe one should try..

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: usagi_no_kami on June 28, 2007, 07:06:06 PM

Quote from: Happosai on June 28, 2007, 11:27:54 AM

Those bikes are all sluts anyway... i'm pretty sure she seduced him and also lied about her age!  :grin:

I agree... I've heard it's been around the block a few times and that he's not the only one that gone for a ride. :lol:

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: tivx on June 29, 2007, 07:02:56 PM

BIKES NEED LOVING TOO!!!

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: TydusArandor on June 29, 2007, 10:31:03 PM

Just.. WTF!?  :O

.. How!?

Wow, so beer (assuming that was what he drank) makes you think that bikes look like women nowadays?

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: black velvet on June 30, 2007, 07:14:01 PM

Anyone else reminded of the nun and the bike from Robot Chicken? :P

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: ©MicHi on June 30, 2007, 07:22:02 PM

i think he shouldnt get arrested cuz having sex wif his bike, although may be he totally desperate... cuz cuz, its a bike, not some one daughter... plus sum guy are more interested in his bike rather than his wife ehehehe...  :lol:

Title: Re: ACCUSED.. OF HAVING SEX WITH HIS BIKE
Post by: Tuffty on June 30, 2007, 07:22:31 PM

I'd hit it :D