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Title: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: JFC on August 18, 2007, 02:05:57 AM

Credit to the guys at HJU for this one.

Your "first" time should be special and memorable. Well, it'll definitely be memorable for this couple (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=62012&in_page_id=2). XD

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: StreakInTheSky on August 18, 2007, 02:10:32 AM

aww no pic of the naked couple? >_>

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: Rina the Robot on August 18, 2007, 02:34:03 AM

Wow, her parents are going to be so mad. XD

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: JFC on August 18, 2007, 02:41:53 AM

^ About the sex or about setting fire to the house? :wahaha:

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: chokkan 2 on August 18, 2007, 03:13:54 AM

hahaha good job XD

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: RatBastich on August 18, 2007, 03:22:30 AM

They got so hot that they brought down the house........egads. :P XD

The more I think on it -->  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: Aioros on August 18, 2007, 03:53:51 AM

I guess I'll have to scratch that idea off the list.

sex in the car
sex on a beach
sex in a sleazy place
sex by candlelight
sex in the dining room
sex in her husband's room
sex in the great outdoors
...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: JFC on August 18, 2007, 04:05:42 AM

^ No need to scratch it off the list. Just be sure that you're not in the attic and that the candles aren't near anything flammable. :lol:

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: Asmodai on August 18, 2007, 04:17:24 AM

Hehe. That's gotta mess them up later in life.

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: schol3s on August 18, 2007, 05:49:35 AM

woow~
they sure are having fun...
so much fun that even the fire & the house decided to take part....

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: kukine on August 18, 2007, 07:09:41 AM

Ouch. They're gonna have fire-phobia whenever they're going to have sex, especially from first time sex + accident like this.

Title: Re: Nude virgins flee sex blaze
Post by: Tuffty on August 18, 2007, 05:46:06 PM

Wait, how did they know they were virgins? That's a bit assumptious isn't it? Strangely enough, the first thought that entered my mind when I read this was the song 'Burning Down The House' :lol: :lol: