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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on September 05, 2007, 12:54:58 AM

Title: Cops: Nude Driver's Conduct Distracting
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 05, 2007, 12:54:58 AM
A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said.

The 37-year-old Chicago man was traveling east to Ohio to visit his mother, police said. He was nude and had petroleum jelly on his hands when a state trooper pulled him over about 10 miles from the Ohio line Wednesday, police said. (http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gxeCgWibH_vqmcBnQ7PJKJMY2SgQ)
Title: Re: Cops: Nude Driver's Conduct Distracting
Post by: RatBastich on September 05, 2007, 01:14:29 AM
Nude driving and vaseline on his hands........hmmmm, way to obvious. XD

"But, officer, I'm just pumping up my forearms." :P

Hopefully he wasn't fapping while driving, he couldn't hold on to the wheel with all that vaseline on his hands. :lol: