JPHiP Forum

General => Akihabara => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on September 24, 2007, 07:23:16 PM

Title: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: Foxy Brown on September 24, 2007, 07:23:16 PM

A Pennsylvania man believes his Social Security Number may be worth $5 billion, and is asking a court to rule Google must sign the check. In a handwritten complaint, Dylan Stephen Jayne says his Social Security Number, when turned upside-down equals "Google." (http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7008614690)

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: reyfer on September 24, 2007, 07:31:51 PM

 :mon huh: :mon sweat: :mon lmao:

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: LaJon on September 24, 2007, 08:16:11 PM

8008?

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: chokkan 2 on September 24, 2007, 08:44:22 PM

WTF !?

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: RatBastich on September 24, 2007, 08:54:40 PM

Everybody together now, and............

DEE DEE DEE!!!!!!

 :on lol: :mon lmao: :mon heh:

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: arun.yothin on September 24, 2007, 10:13:03 PM

DEE DEE DEE DEEDEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE~


Wait, that's not how he does it.

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: reyfer on September 25, 2007, 12:01:12 AM

Holy shit!!! I thought it was a joke, but it is real, this lunatic is really trying to sue Google on those grounds  :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

AND THE SUIT WAS FILED WITH A HANDWRITTEN DOCUMENT, check it out here http://dockets.justia.com/docket/court-pamdce/case_no-3:2007cv01677/case_id-69169/

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: shurastriker on September 27, 2007, 11:17:22 PM

BAKA NE BAKA NE BAKA NE... when i read this i was shocked that they really accept the sue but then i remember that USA is bakaland and they accept one against god... so if god can be sued anyone can right? mooom i wanna sue santa for mental damages T_T

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: JFC on September 27, 2007, 11:41:03 PM

DEE DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :on lol:

Title: Re: Google Sued For $5B For Alleged 'Crimes Against Humanity'
Post by: g4rfield on September 27, 2007, 11:43:12 PM

*shakes head* What has the world come into??? DEE DEE DEE DEEDEE DEEEEEEEEEEEE~ :mon lmao:

Title: Freakish $5bn lawsuit against Google dismissed, twice
Post by: Foxy Brown on May 01, 2008, 08:24:23 AM

Some of you may remember a very bizarre lawsuit filed last September against Google by Pike County Correctional Facility "resident" Dylan Stephen Jayne. Among other things, Jayne accused Google of "crimes against humanity," aiding terrorism, and violating his privacy. Although this is far from one of the most important lawsuits against Google, it's certainly the strangest. Jayne's tinfoil-hat conspiracy case has apparently come to a close, as an appeals court has let stand a lower-court ruling dismissing the $5 billion lawsuit. (http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080429-freakish-5bn-lawsuit-against-google-dismissed-twice.html)