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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: daigong on October 08, 2005, 07:36:22 PM

Title: Fake Dog Testicles flying off the shelves, win Nobel Prize
Post by: daigong on October 08, 2005, 07:36:22 PM

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People thought Gregg Miller was nuts when he mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention - prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.
 
      What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order business that Miller runs from his home in Oak Grove, Mo.
 
      He has sold more than 150,000 of his ``neuticals,'' more than doubling his $500,000 investment. The silicone implants are surgically attached to neutered dogs, cats, horses and bulls and come in different sizes, shapes, weights and degrees of firmness.
 
      Now, Miller's patented prostheses have earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for medicine.

WTF. So they can't find a cure for cancer or AIDS but can waste research funds to help a dog's low self esteem!

They should go to the JPH!P 2257 Porn Palace for a sample of non-neutered non-implant dog balls. Those guys have plenty to brag about.

Title: Fake Dog Testicles flying off the shelves, win Nobel Prize
Post by: maliciel on October 09, 2005, 06:00:41 AM

Ig Nobel. Not Nobel. :lol:

Title: Fake Dog Testicles flying off the shelves, win Nobel Prize
Post by: Hamasaki_Yoshizawa on October 10, 2005, 09:34:27 AM

lol, at least he made a bundle of money XD