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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: Foxy Brown on March 01, 2008, 05:22:18 AM

Title: Alex Chiu Appreciation Thread
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 01, 2008, 05:22:18 AM

I'm turning this into a fan thread for one of the original legends of the internet.

According to Alex Chiu, based on testimonies, facts, and proofs, people are believed to be able to stay physically young forever by using his new inventions "The Eternal Life Rings" and "The Eternal Life Foot Braces". The Eternal Life Rings are to be worn on both small fingers of a user during sleep. The Eternal Life Foot Braces are to be worn on all toes of both feet during sleep. Both devices consist of rare earth or ceramic magnets and plastic braces which hold magnets onto the fingers of the user. The inventor explained that the fingers and toes are the negative (-) and positive (+) terminals of your body. (http://alexchiu.com/eternallife/)

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We Chinese didn't invent much, but at least we have invented few most important ones: compass, fire work, cannon, paper, silk, banking, and physical immortality. This will be internationally accepted 100 years later.

Title: Alex Chiu Appreciation Thread
Post by: Shumatsu Samurai on March 01, 2008, 06:39:09 AM

(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/7083/blink5hg.gif) WTF?!
Didn't know this guy before...

Title: Alex Chiu Appreciation Thread
Post by: Foxy Brown on March 20, 2008, 02:07:58 AM

I am looking for the messiah.

In order to prove that you are the messiah, name 3 mistakes on this world corporation plan.  Then Email me those mistakes to webmaster@alexchiu.com   If you have correctly named these 3 mistakes, you are the messiah promised in the bible. (http://www.messiahsearch.com/)